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00:00:00The hacker's trying to bust through the server firewall.
00:00:02I can handle this.
00:00:05Like hell, this guy works in network operations, you know, fixing computers.
00:00:08How the hell's he gonna stop a large-scale hack?
00:00:11This is William Dorsey, our boss's son.
00:00:15You know what they say about new management?
00:00:17He's gonna do some layoffs.
00:00:19Eric Martin, you are so fucking fired.
00:00:22Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
00:00:24You wanna follow him out?
00:00:25What are you doing, kissing this douchebag?
00:00:27Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
00:00:31I would formerly be severing my ties with Dorsey Tech.
00:00:34Another employee with a similar name was always slacking on the job.
00:00:37With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
00:00:40Everyone will think I'm a hero.
00:00:41You're Eric Martin!
00:00:42I am.
00:00:43We have to get him on our side.
00:00:45If you join Hendrix Tech, you can have anything you want.
00:00:50Including me.
00:00:51Our AI platform and company server have both crashed.
00:00:54What the fuck?
00:01:09I know, I'm on my way right now.
00:01:11Okay, I'll try that.
00:01:12Shit, it's the hackers trying to bust through the server firewall.
00:01:15This is bad.
00:01:15Do something, the server is the company's lifeline.
00:01:17If they break through the firewall, we're finished.
00:01:20Guys, our IP is locked.
00:01:21Just shut me out.
00:01:23Hold on.
00:01:23Just let me...
00:01:24Oh, come on.
00:01:25Okay, just relax.
00:01:26There's gotta be a way.
00:01:31I can handle this.
00:01:34You?
00:01:35Like hell.
00:01:36This guy works in network operations.
00:01:37You know, fixing computers, watching surveillance footage.
00:01:40How the hell is he gonna stop a large scale hack?
00:01:42Do you know what to do?
00:01:44We're running out of time.
00:01:46Desperate times call for desperate measures.
00:01:47Eric, get in here.
00:01:50Come here.
00:01:58Oh my God.
00:02:00He's unlocked the IP.
00:02:02The firewall's safe.
00:02:04And I sent a botnet swarm to launch a DDoS, scrape all the personal data.
00:02:09Eric, you went up against 300 expert hackers and you just owned them.
00:02:13Dude, that was sick.
00:02:14I always thought you were just some sort of network maintenance lag.
00:02:16It turns out you're a better programmer than I am.
00:02:19How the hell did you get so good?
00:02:20What you did just now was legendary.
00:02:23Wait, I heard our bosses recently hired a Silicon Valley tech star to develop a next-gen
00:02:28AI neural net.
00:02:29Was that you?
00:02:31I...
00:02:33Look, I have to tell you later, my botnet just traced these hackers' IP addresses.
00:02:38Looks like we're going to have to shut them down one by one if we want to protect the server.
00:02:42Which is going to take some time.
00:02:46Uh, you guys can all head out.
00:02:48I'll take it from here.
00:02:50Right, yeah.
00:02:51Uh, you guys can go.
00:02:53Right.
00:03:26God.
00:03:28Finally.
00:03:31God.
00:03:33Finally.
00:03:33Finally.
00:03:37Oh, it's light out.
00:03:39Great.
00:03:40Pulled on lighter.
00:03:44You did it?
00:03:47You're a pro, man.
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50All in a, uh, night's work.
00:03:52All right.
00:03:54I'm gonna get some sleep.
00:04:10Johnny.
00:04:12So who's this heroic guy anyway?
00:04:13I mean, his skills are off the charts.
00:04:16I'm not sure yet.
00:04:17I thought he was some network maintenance trash.
00:04:19Who knew he could ward off a cyber attack like that?
00:04:21And with his talent, you'd think the boss would put him in a more important role.
00:04:24You know, I don't remember seeing sit around and chat in your job description.
00:04:30Brenda, who the hell is this guy?
00:04:33This is William Dorsey, our boss' son.
00:04:37He just completed his MBA at Stanford.
00:04:40Mr. Dorsey will be standing in as CEO while his father deals with some medical issues.
00:04:45Am I looking at two employees from Dorsey Tech or a couple of eight-year-olds out at recess?
00:04:49I honestly can't tell.
00:04:51Sir, I can explain.
00:04:52Zip it, Johnny.
00:04:53You can't manage yourself, let alone your entire team.
00:04:55So get out of my face.
00:04:57You're fired.
00:05:00You're fired.
00:05:02Get out.
00:05:03I just did that.
00:05:06You know what they say about new management?
00:05:08There's gonna be some layoffs.
00:05:11Time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
00:05:19Okay, listen up.
00:05:20Listen up.
00:05:21I'm gonna need 150% every single day.
00:05:24None of this half-assed bullshit anymore.
00:05:26Alright?
00:05:30Who does he think he is?
00:05:32Elon Musk?
00:05:35What the hell is this crap?
00:05:37Okay, I need zero distractions in this office.
00:05:40Leave your shit at home and maybe you'll get something done for once.
00:05:45No!
00:05:48That was limited edition.
00:05:50Oh, boo-hoo.
00:05:52It's not my fault you were decorating your desk with that junk instead of working.
00:05:56You're fired!
00:05:58Excuse me?
00:06:00Uh, Fernanda, see how much that thing costs and buy her a new one?
00:06:03Dorsey Tech might lack competent workers, but one thing it doesn't lack is money.
00:06:07Right?
00:06:07Yes, sir.
00:06:14And what do we have here?
00:06:16Sleeping on the job?
00:06:17Good morning, my sweet prince.
00:06:21Who the hell are you?
00:06:22Who am I?
00:06:23Doesn't matter.
00:06:24Uh, you're fired.
00:06:28Me?
00:06:29You're firing me?
00:06:30Yeah.
00:06:31Well, you're firing me.
00:06:32Did I stutter?
00:06:33No.
00:06:34That's not, uh...
00:06:37That's not what I meant.
00:06:38Huh.
00:06:39Fernanda, what does he do?
00:06:40Um, he works in network maintenance.
00:06:43What's his salary?
00:06:44Just about 500k a year.
00:06:46Oh!
00:06:47500k a year!
00:06:48All that for a simple maintenance job?
00:06:51What are you doing, taking us for a ride?
00:06:53No, uh, look, I was...
00:06:55I was working all night.
00:06:57Can't I just take a rest?
00:06:58You trying to clock at a time and a half for overtime?
00:07:00I mean, I've heard of a quiet quitting, but this is time theft.
00:07:06Are you HR folks as dumb as these techies, or is this some kind of larger scale scam?
00:07:11Eric and I might be dating, but I can't afford to get dragged into this.
00:07:14I need to break up with this loser.
00:07:17Um, he must have pulled some strings to get a higher salary.
00:07:21Other workers in the same department don't make nearly as much as him.
00:07:26Fernanda.
00:07:30Eric Martin.
00:07:32You are so fucking fired.
00:07:33Get your shit and get out of my building.
00:07:43Alright then.
00:07:45Eric.
00:07:45Sir, Eric was the one who stopped the cyber attack.
00:07:47You wanna follow him out?
00:07:50Hey, look.
00:07:52Dorsey Tech is still one of the top tech companies in Silicon Valley.
00:07:55Don't lose your jobs for me.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:12Boss's orders.
00:08:13I won't hold it against you.
00:08:15Uh, it's also our one year anniversary.
00:08:18Right?
00:08:19Um, see you in the lobby.
00:08:26What was that about?
00:08:30Uh, Mr. Dorsey?
00:08:32Yeah?
00:08:32Are you sure it's a good idea to fire so many employees on your first day as acting CEO?
00:08:39It's better to be feared than loved.
00:08:42I mean, what?
00:08:43You want me to show some mercy to your crook boyfriend?
00:08:46Is that it?
00:08:47Uh, no.
00:08:48He's not-
00:08:49You know, you deserve so much better, right?
00:08:52I mean, what would you prefer?
00:08:53You're an unemployed loser or a rich CEO.
00:09:05Just a sec.
00:09:07Busy guy.
00:09:09Oh!
00:09:10What's up, Dad?
00:09:11My heart's acting up again.
00:09:14You'll have to take over the company for now.
00:09:17Also, there's an important matter you need to know about.
00:09:20Yeah, um, what's the important matter?
00:09:23We have an employee.
00:09:24Eric.
00:09:25Whatever you do, make sure to be good to him.
00:09:29Eric?
00:09:32Eric Martin.
00:09:36Isn't that the guy I just laid off?
00:09:38William.
00:09:38You there?
00:09:40Yep.
00:09:41Uh, just a second.
00:09:43Do we have any other people you need, Eric?
00:09:50This is the employee list.
00:09:51Yep.
00:09:53I was trying to get him to work for us for years and finally poached him.
00:09:56He's in charge of our next-gen AI development.
00:09:59The company's future is in his hands.
00:10:01Uh, yes.
00:10:02Eric Martin.
00:10:03AI development.
00:10:04I see him.
00:10:05Eric Martin.
00:10:06AI development.
00:10:07One of the top tech visionaries in Silicon Valley.
00:10:11This the guy?
00:10:12Yeah, that's him.
00:10:13Eric Martin.
00:10:14There's another employee with a similar name who's always slacking on the job.
00:10:18Fire him when you get the chance.
00:10:21Don't worry, Dad. I already did.
00:10:22Huh.
00:10:23Guess that sucker I fired wasn't the big-shot tech genius after all.
00:10:27Attaboy.
00:10:28Keep it up.
00:10:28Once I'm feeling better, I'll come around and see how things are going.
00:10:32Yeah, just focus on getting better, Dad.
00:10:33I got this.
00:10:38You know, I told you that my father wouldn't pay 500 grand to some loser.
00:10:44So who's it gonna be?
00:10:46And on me.
00:10:51What the fuck do you want?
00:10:53Uh, Mr. Dorsey.
00:10:54Um, uh, you...
00:10:57Spit it out, man. What's up?
00:10:58The company server just crashed.
00:11:03You, talk to me.
00:11:04It's bad, sir. The customer complaints are getting out of control.
00:11:07What should we do, sir?
00:11:08Eric saved us during the last cyber attack.
00:11:10So if we can just get him here, then boom. Problem solved.
00:11:13Fernanda, you got his number, right?
00:11:15Why don't you give him a call?
00:11:22Eric, what a dick.
00:11:25Forgets his tablet.
00:11:28Amelioration algorithm?
00:11:30Wait.
00:11:31Is this the code that fixes the server loophole?
00:11:36Oh, damn. This is good.
00:11:41Hello?
00:11:42Eric, the company server crashed.
00:11:45Get over here and help us.
00:11:46Mr. Dorsey said that if you fix it, you'll be generously rewarded.
00:11:50On my way.
00:11:52With Eric's codes, I can plug the loophole.
00:11:55Everyone will think I'm a hero.
00:12:02So?
00:12:02He said he's got it.
00:12:04Thank God.
00:12:10Well, you still haven't heard some questions.
00:12:13Hammer me?
00:12:16Eric and I weren't a thing.
00:12:18I was just leaning him on.
00:12:21I choose you, of course.
00:12:23So, it's...
00:12:24Six more.
00:12:31God, Fernanda was supposed to be off a half hour ago.
00:12:33Where is she?
00:12:36Screw it.
00:12:37I'm going up.
00:12:46You fucking asshole!
00:12:49You fucking asshole!
00:12:55Stop it!
00:12:55You're acting like a child.
00:12:58As if you never saw this coming.
00:13:00What are you doing kissing this douchebag?
00:13:02Watch your mouth!
00:13:04I can do whatever I want.
00:13:06With whoever I want.
00:13:09The bastard.
00:13:11Jesus!
00:13:21Eric.
00:13:24You and me...
00:13:26Are over.
00:13:29Fernanda.
00:13:31Are you serious?
00:13:32That pathetic piece of crap had the nerve to mess up your shirt.
00:13:36Why are you doing this?
00:13:38Eric, I told you we're done!
00:13:40Why would I waste my time with an unemployed loser like you?
00:13:59You...
00:13:59Keep it.
00:14:00At least you'll have something to jerk off to.
00:14:02oh damn yeah so i'm rich i'm handsome and you you're an unemployed loser let's go home and
00:14:14beat your meat man fernando you're the reason i even stayed at dorset shut up who knows what
00:14:23kind of lies you told to get the job anyway we're done
00:14:31you're gonna pay for this hold it you're in trouble now bitch
00:14:46and you are it's an honor to meet you mr dorsey i'm here to report that under my guidance
00:14:53our systems are back up and running normally you're eric martin i am you can see why my father
00:15:01spoke so highly of you idiots do they really not know i'm taking credit for that loser eric's work
00:15:06whatever as long as the boss's son likes me i can keep climbing the ladder mr dorsey i know the
00:15:14asshole who tried to sabotage our company right after you were fired the system crashed there's
00:15:21reason to believe that this was your attempt at revenge
00:15:35boss good news eric martin that tech whiz you had on your radar he just left dorsey tech
00:15:41he did it happened 10 minutes ago he was fired by the ceo's son william
00:15:47ah that's hilarious i want to see the look on that old hag asher dorsey's face when he realizes
00:15:54that the genius he recruited just got sacked by his idiot son but boss hendrix tech is just a
00:16:01mid-level startup will someone as talented as i'm really want to join us we have to get him on
00:16:06our side by any means necessary you have no idea how groundbreaking his work in ai modeling is
00:16:16get the car ready i'm going to the dorsey office and eric is mine
00:16:29revenge what the hell are you talking about don't play dumb the systems crashed right after you got
00:16:35fired this couldn't have been a coincidence yet you still deny it bullshit you guys have always
00:16:43looked down at me as some nobody maintenance worker now you're going to blame me when the server gets
00:16:47hacked none of you idiots have any shred of common sense if you had a common sense you'd have a
00:16:54job
00:16:54i'm not going to argue with you in front of mr dorsey
00:17:00what the hell are you trying to do you either tell them the truth or they're going to take you
00:17:03to
00:17:03the police station eric i had no idea you were such a vengeful person what other tricks do you have
00:17:09up your sleeve better come clean now or you're going to jail all right what are you waiting for
00:17:20arrest me let's see if you have any real evidence
00:17:28what are you doing man you we don't got handcuffs
00:17:32really without a shred of remorse don't you know that mr dorsey is going to make your life a living
00:17:37hell mr dorsey the way i see it you should teach this asshole a lesson yeah william a scumbag like
00:17:45him
00:17:45should never get away with this no no from this day on eric martin is now blacklisted from dorsey
00:17:55tech and all of its industry partners you know what this means dude you're now kicked out of silicon
00:18:05valley bro i just have one question does asher the ceo know that i've been
00:18:15fired why should the ceo be bothered with firing a loser like you you thought you were real hot
00:18:22didn't you boys second to the police yes sir stop right there
00:18:39there'll be no need to take him away he's joining hendrix tech
00:18:48he's joining hendrix tech well i recognize you you're evelyn hendrix ceo of hendrix tech
00:18:58evelyn what are you doing here i'm here for you of course i haven't seen you since college
00:19:05what a dummy like you went to college with her so is this how dorsey tech treats its former employees
00:19:11i would have expected better from you miss hendrix these are high level conversations between company
00:19:18ceos someone of your rank should know when to shut her mouth miss hendrix this prick eric has severely
00:19:27sorry who are you i i'm uh yeah i don't really have time to listen to your jabbering oh my
00:19:34god okay
00:19:35look right after i fired this imbecile our company server crashed he clearly hacked into our system his
00:19:40actions have had serious consequences for our company so yeah man i don't understand why you're
00:19:46challenging me for exposing a cyber criminal did you really not ask your father about who eric is
00:19:56of course i asked my father he said that eric some kind of slacker who cheated his way into the
00:20:02company slacker is that really what asher said word for word he said fire this loser as soon as you
00:20:15get
00:20:15a chance asher met with me multiple times and begged for me to come join dorsey tech it doesn't
00:20:24make sense that he would change his mind like this he took me a break eric the boss wouldn't waste
00:20:29his
00:20:29precious time recruiting someone like you fine if that's how it's gonna be then there's nothing left to
00:20:37say to you or dorsey tech eric how would you feel about coming over to hendrix tech
00:20:50you'll be a principal shareholder and you'll also have a salary of four million per year
00:20:55i want to make you our lead software engineer
00:21:08i'm sorry a principal shareholder four million dollar salary
00:21:13miss hendrick you're giving him a lot i mean you're out of your damn mind
00:21:17this woman's got a screw loose you know he was just a maintenance worker at dorsey tech right
00:21:22and now you want to make him a millionaire
00:21:27uh evelyn i know you're trying to help but i kind of want the money then with this
00:21:35are you kidding me this is insane if you join hendrick's tech you can have anything you want
00:21:46including me
00:21:50okay uh look miss hendrick's you're a self-made woman which i respect so for your own good let me
00:21:56remind you that this loser that you've set your mind on is some dick who loves to slack on the
00:22:01job
00:22:02my father said it himself okay all right
00:22:18what what's all that see that would be all the things your father gave me the car the money
00:22:27my relationship it's either all yours now you can tell asher that from this day forward i eric martin
00:22:36will finally be severing my ties with dorsey tech quit it with the self-pity you didn't deserve those
00:22:43things to begin with it's right that you returned them you guys are shameless you don't even see your
00:22:50employees as human beings miss hendrix i know that you and dorsey tech are competitors yes but to be
00:22:59honest right now we're actually struggling to compete with them don't worry
00:23:07i can help change that
00:23:10i can help change that look at yourself eric offering to work for a smaller company
00:23:17what a joke
00:23:20i'm sorry a traitor like you doesn't have the right to judge others how dare you the breach of the
00:23:26company's server has caused major damage as the perpetrator of this attack i demand you to issue
00:23:32an apology to dorsey tech and all of its customers and if you don't i'll have to raise charges okay
00:23:40good
00:23:41luck with that what are you gonna do about it you have no choice but to issue that apology
00:23:47stop threatening my employee if you insist on escalating this then send a demand letter to
00:23:53hendrix tech and we'll see it as a declaration of war
00:23:58well if war is what you want that's what you'll get
00:24:02you know what
00:24:06you know what
00:24:14let's go let's go be sick if i stay another second in this shithole
00:24:26mr dorsey don't waste time with those people eric you've done well
00:24:33i'm gonna assign you the role of lead engineer that's amazing sir thank you
00:24:40uh what about me darling oh don't worry my dear i'll make sure that you're satisfied
00:24:49ew gross i won't let you down good tell me how did you resolve the systems crash
00:24:56uh uh buck the tablets in the office what should i say i used a one-of-a-kind code
00:25:05that i developed
00:25:05myself to get the server back up and running i can explain it to you in detail later spoken like
00:25:11a
00:25:12true visionary man's even got his own code you know what don't even bother showing it to me i'm sure
00:25:17it's exquisite keep working your magic buddy with you on my team i can relax thank you sir
00:25:32say hello to dorsey tech's new lead engineer let's see if anyone looks down on me now
00:25:46hello hi mr dorsey it's evelyn hendrix i'm just going to inform you that as of today
00:25:54hendrix tech has a force in the ai development race
00:25:59ai development is the crown jewel of dorsey tech are you sure you want to challenge us
00:26:06as i said i'm just calling to inform you not to have a discussion hang on a minute
00:26:21what's that sly fox up to she knows i have my lethal weapon eric so why would she want to
00:26:28go to
00:26:29war with me unless
00:26:45dad what's up tell me you didn't fire eric
00:26:50uh okay um just just calm down just for a second i only fired the slacker you told me about
00:26:57okay then
00:26:57explain to me why hendrix tech is suddenly wanting to go to war with us
00:27:03well i i just tricked her into thinking that she had a chance i mean i'm not an idiot there's
00:27:10no
00:27:10way i would let some lousy slacker bring down our entire server single-handedly but i got evelyn to
00:27:16believe that eric really did it she thinks she hit the jackpot but really she's just picking up our trash
00:27:22so you intentionally misled evil she's under the impression that the loser she poached from us
00:27:30is the mastermind behind dorsey tech's ai modeling that's why she had the guts to declare war
00:27:35nice job son that shows real initiative i think it's time you take full control of our next gen ai
00:27:43modeling project really
00:27:49dad thank you thank you so much now get to work
00:27:54we are going to make hendrix tech the laughing stock of the whole industry
00:28:01all right all right bye i love
00:28:08sir ai modeling is the future of dorsey tech
00:28:12william just graduated you sure you want to hand the reins over to him this soon i'd not have given
00:28:17it to him if he was the only one we were counting on don't forget we still have our ace
00:28:22in the hole
00:28:25you mean eric martin that's right all i have to do is stay hands off and let him do what
00:28:32he does best
00:28:34as long as we have eric hendrix has a snowball's chance in hell plus evelyn fell for william's bluff and
00:28:43hired that clown eric now all we have to do is sit back and watch her self-destruct
00:29:02so now that you've seen the engineering department what are your thoughts it's not bad small group but
00:29:10they're talented all we need is a few programmers with specialized knowledge in the field of ai
00:29:17precisely so is there any chance that our lead engineer mr martin could put together a team
00:29:25i heard that you weren't the only one that william dorsey fired
00:29:30you've got it all figured out don't you all right give me a minute i'll call the guys
00:29:37wait welcome
00:29:47come in mr dorsey you wanted to see me yes my father has just put me in charge of our
00:29:56ai modeling
00:29:57projects seeing as your lead engineer i'm putting you in charge of development
00:30:05is there a problem no not at all don't worry i'm the right man for the job
00:30:19yes william there's been another crisis several key employees from the tech department have
00:30:24resigned the department can't function like this what what they just left why they wouldn't say
00:30:31but rumor has it they were poached by a former employee poached by a former eric martin
00:30:38william what should we do there's hardly any tech workers left if anyone else resigns we're done for
00:30:43there's no need to freak out you still have me i can fix this yes no with with you here
00:30:50we're gonna
00:30:51be all right just what's your solution look we lost a few expendable employees that's it let them walk
00:30:58we'll get better once i'll make a few calls
00:31:06like that i like that yes oh
00:31:12fucking eric martin oh this is all going swimmingly now i can put my own people in key positions
00:31:19soon i'll have the whole company under my thumb
00:31:26johnny is an excellent programmer he'll be assuming the role of department head
00:31:30and this is ruby leon and mateo they're professional and reliable former co-workers of mine
00:31:36with this team hendrix tech's ai work will be in good hands we're all pleased to meet you evelyn
00:31:43welcome everyone it's great to have you all on board but i do want to warn you that there is
00:31:48lots
00:31:49of work to do we have a ways to go if we want to compete with dorsey tech with eric
00:31:54at the helm
00:31:55we'll always be one step ahead but dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program
00:32:03that it's a trial version if they keep developing based on that model then then what
00:32:11then we won't have to lift a finger
00:32:22we used our experience on the trial version to build a next-gen ai neural net patching up the
00:32:28previous loopholes and weaknesses even if dorsey tech analyzes the trial version framework and builds
00:32:33a brand new platform we'll still have the upper hand and if they keep building based on the old trial
00:32:39version then we can just sit back and watch them fail mark my words in this battle for dominance
00:32:45hendrix tech is destined for victory
00:32:573am again
00:33:02okay
00:33:08uh miss hendrix hey come on we're all alone here call me evelyn
00:33:16are you always this way towards people who are crushing on you
00:33:22crushing on me you still can't tell eric i like you i felt this way since college
00:33:37you were the prettiest girl on campus i i i didn't think you'd go for a guy like me
00:33:44i've never had my sight set on anyone else only you but you were so oblivious and when i finally
00:33:53got
00:33:53the courage to tell you how i felt you disappeared i went abroad to work on a top secret trading
00:34:01project
00:34:01i know you've always been so brilliant back then i i made up my mind i was gonna be with
00:34:11you one day
00:34:14evelyn
00:34:15and when i founded hendrix tech i wanted to recruit you but that sneaky bastard asher dorsey he
00:34:23already had snatched you up
00:34:26i i i i see um
00:34:32so if i came closer to you now would you mind
00:34:39uh i um i i i i should uh
00:34:44uh
00:34:45um
00:34:46it's late i should probably uh
00:34:48be going
00:34:50where are you gonna go
00:34:53you lost everything when you left dorsey tech you kind of have nowhere to go now
00:35:05elena
00:35:08let's go
00:35:11go where i'm taking you home
00:35:22this is it
00:35:25from now until the ai project is finished you'll be staying with me
00:35:30for that long
00:35:32you sure that's a good idea i'm your boss remember
00:35:35it'll make it easier for me to um supervise you
00:35:41okay um
00:35:44where am i gonna sleep
00:35:46uh well i only have one bedroom so
00:35:50you're gonna have to share a bed with me
00:35:52oh uh
00:35:54no that's maybe we we probably shouldn't um
00:35:59i'm messing with you my place is huge at least as big as wherever dorsey had you
00:36:04come on i'll show you your room
00:36:08okay
00:36:11this is what you've got
00:36:13you're fucking useless
00:36:15sir the modeling framework we're working with is extremely complex we'll need at least
00:36:20another month to fully understand it
00:36:27a month not a chance i'm gonna give you three days and i want consistent progress reports
00:36:34sir if we have to rush things there'll be an increased risk for error
00:36:37then you have to work faster and smarter i'm giving you three days
00:36:43eric mr dorsey how are things you dropped your keyboard oh get back to work
00:36:52mr dorsey things are going great we'll be on stage two in three more days
00:36:58that's good to hear you know i knew i could trust you with this
00:37:08william update me on the ai project don't sweat it dad everything's going according to plan
00:37:14wonderful when our new platform hits the market i'll stop by to congratulate you
00:37:20your father must be so proud of you keep it up once we hit the market i'll be sure to
00:37:25let
00:37:25my father know how valuable you've been to us that's exactly what i need who wants to be just
00:37:31department head if i can keep rising the ranks i'll be the next vice president of dorsey tech mr dorsey
00:37:38my job is to put the plans of expert strategists like yourself into action i believe that if i were
00:37:44the vice president of this company i could do that even more effectively if this project does well i'll
00:37:50see what i could do for you really that's great thank you so much sir
00:38:10you're up
00:38:18come on you can keep staring at me over breakfast
00:38:26right breakfast
00:38:31ah that looks amazing
00:38:39when you're done with breakfast it's straight to work got it yeah of course
00:38:48good and when you're finished with your project
00:38:53i have a reward waiting
00:39:08all right team
00:39:11we have an important sprint coming up we have a lot to do and not a lot of time
00:39:16so let's get to business
00:39:19and some good news for you guys i've been in touch with the financing department
00:39:23and you will be receiving paid trips to an all-inclusive resort in cancun once we wrap
00:39:28all right awesome cool on top of that when we go public you will be receiving a bonus as well
00:39:36as
00:39:37a share in our product revenue oh yes here at hendrix our employees are instrumental in our success
00:39:44and you will be treated as such
00:39:48we're ready to make it happen miss hendrix oh amen miss hendrix we will have good news for you soon
00:39:53yeah the news that we beat dorsey tech and with erica on our side we can't lose
00:39:59beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey beat dorsey
00:40:24do
00:40:36so
00:40:45do
00:40:48do
00:40:58you're hopeless both of you
00:41:03sir i don't speak without my permission i give you a simple task and repeatedly you keep screwing
00:41:11it up how did you blockheads get this job working here anyway we have a whole ai framework that's
00:41:19just waiting to be used yet you keep twiddling your thumbs either you finish this by the deadline or
00:41:26you can get the fuck out is that clear yes sir dad didn't tell me this eric guy had such
00:41:34a hot temper
00:41:35and didn't eric say everything was going fine was i wrong to trust him
00:41:47mr dorsey what are you doing here tell me the truth are we on track to make the deadline or
00:41:53not
00:41:54i can assure you we're doing fine we're just adding a few finishing touches so uh things are a bit
00:41:59hectic good well don't be afraid to ask any questions okay don't want any slip-ups got it
00:42:08all right darling no no no get me the reports
00:42:23let's see where you'd be without your daddy's money you little shit
00:42:27the fuck are you looking at get back to work and this time i want results
00:42:40miss hendrix i've just been informed that dorsey tech's next-gen ai platform is nearing completion
00:42:46it's just a matter of time before it hits the market really that fast well there's a cocktail
00:42:51party three days from now dorsey's going to be there announcing their new product and pitching
00:42:55to investors they're taking things to the next level that william dorsey is really milking all
00:43:02his connections if this goes well for them we're going to be in a difficult spot well that much is
00:43:07obvious but i don't good thing we're finished too what really why would i lie we've been right on pace
00:43:15with dorsey this whole time plus the sooner they want to go public the easier it'll be for us
00:43:21why would it be better for us evelyn remember what i told you when i first came on board
00:43:30if dorsey tech has already developed their own ai program that it's a trial version if they keep
00:43:39developing based on that model then then what then we won't have to lift a finger
00:43:54hmm so what you're saying is that dorsey tech has been building off of the trial version that you
00:44:00made it's the only way they could have built it so fast it's a rough draft with a whole mess
00:44:04of flaws
00:44:05i wouldn't make a second time evelyn there's nothing for us to worry about that does make sense
00:44:12well then good thank you i'm grateful to you and the team for all your hard work
00:44:17tell everyone in the tech department that they can take the next three days off
00:44:21they'll need their rest before we bring product market yes miss endrix
00:44:28this was a big day for us
00:44:33why don't we end it with a drink
00:44:38aren't you a lightweight
00:44:41who said that i can handle my liquor eric martin
00:44:59i knew you could be fun i knew it i told you
00:45:06that's why that last drink was a bad idea it was a good idea and i could have had at
00:45:12least two more
00:45:13yeah yeah no i'm you'd absolutely could definitely you think that you are wild
00:45:19okay no no no we could see how we pick
00:45:26super easy
00:45:32eric
00:45:34now do you believe i want a guy like you
00:45:41Maybe you should want to, uh, sober up a lot.
00:45:50I'm sober enough.
00:45:55And what I want is you.
00:46:10William, we've been together for some time now, and my feelings for you have only grown stronger by the day.
00:46:16Let's get married!
00:46:22Hey, where are you?
00:46:25Everyone's out here celebrating, and, uh, you're a no-show.
00:46:29What a buzzkill.
00:46:31Uh, I'm coming.
00:46:34No, that's all right. You know, everyone's, everyone's leaving. Don't bother.
00:46:41Bye!
00:46:45Hey.
00:46:46Hey.
00:46:47Where'd you go? I missed you.
00:46:52It's fine.
00:46:54He just had a bit too much to drink.
00:46:57You know, there is a killer martini spot right up the street.
00:47:01Oh.
00:47:01I can get the bartender to whip up something special for me.
00:47:04I'd like that.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06Mm-hmm.
00:47:07Oh, just so much hotter than that bitch Fernanda.
00:47:10He's just a climber who hops from her ass over his feet.
00:47:13And, you know, she's the kind of woman you throw some money at and then send her away.
00:47:17That's who she is.
00:47:18William, how could you do this to me?
00:47:23You know, she, she, the funny thing is, is she thinks I actually love her.
00:47:28I bagged a hundred babes that are better than her.
00:47:31She's delusional.
00:47:34Ugh, how pathetic.
00:47:36Probably just broke up with her boyfriend or something.
00:47:43Yeah, who gives a shit?
00:47:45You know, I'm gonna break up with Fernanda soon, too.
00:47:48And I'll be waiting for you, daddy.
00:47:52Oh, shit.
00:47:57God damn it!
00:47:59What have I done?
00:48:03It's going to be so awkward at work now.
00:48:06And I didn't even get the chance to propose to William.
00:48:11God damn it!
00:48:13What have I done?
00:48:20It's so cold.
00:48:23Eric.
00:48:42It's fine.
00:48:44I already saw everything last night anyway.
00:48:51How do I look?
00:48:53Um, beautiful.
00:48:59Come on, get up.
00:49:01I have your suit ready, too.
00:49:04Where, where are we going?
00:49:06Where else?
00:49:07We're gonna go crash Dorsey Tech's little cocktail party.
00:49:34What you doing hiding over here?
00:49:37I told you, you're here as my girlfriend.
00:49:40We have to look them apart.
00:49:42Mr. Dorsey.
00:49:44With money like yours, there must be plenty of other girlfriends you can call.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:50What's got me here?
00:49:52You want me to cut your salary or something?
00:49:54Because I can do that.
00:49:55Whatever.
00:49:55Just wait until I'm wasted.
00:49:58Drunk words are sober thoughts.
00:50:00Okay.
00:50:02Mr. Dorsey.
00:50:03Oh.
00:50:04Let's have a toast.
00:50:07To winning over the investors and taking over the market by storm.
00:50:12Cheers.
00:50:13Cheers.
00:50:29Oh, fuck.
00:50:33Amen.
00:50:36Amen.
00:50:41Amen.
00:50:42Amen.
00:50:48well well well it isn't that little rat i fired from dorsey tech
00:50:54miss hendrix i see you've taken quite a liking to uh this loser an idiot right here why wouldn't
00:51:02i like eric he's a tech genius and the brains behind our new ai platform firing him was your loss
00:51:15okay thanks to mr dorsey's leadership and my fearless efforts dorsey tech ai platform is now
00:51:22reaching the market you talk a big game but the only reason why you're here is to ride our coattails
00:51:29so what's uh really funny about that is that we're about to release our own ai platform
00:51:39oh is that so well you frauds don't have a shot against us how much overtime did you use to
00:51:47make a platform that no one's gonna use burn dude you hear that yeah i would say our monopoly on
00:51:55the
00:51:56tech industry is secure so miss hendrix why don't you go on that little love train straight to
00:52:02bankruptcy we'll see which product no one wants to use wow jesus eric didn't we like just break up
00:52:11look at you i already head over heels for another woman
00:52:18excuse me
00:52:20what's up talk to me um do you have any idea where i am
00:52:25what uh the server crashed
00:52:31okay yep okay yep um what the fuck server crashed i'll make a call yeah make a call it'll
00:52:39be fixed in a minute yeah that's um wow he's got it yeah yeah you got it use the amelioration
00:52:46algorithm yes do it amelioration algorithm that's what i call the code i saved my tablet but it's
00:52:54only for emergencies it won't solve the core problem wait did eric steal my tablet another server crash
00:53:01huh if your systems are so unpredictable you sure people are gonna trust your new product
00:53:08uh yeah this doesn't concern you at all uh what's up man we figured out yeah got fixed no big
00:53:17deal
00:53:18no big deal no big deal wait did you just say the company's server crashes no big deal this is
00:53:26an
00:53:26internal affair i'm sorry and you were driven out so i would keep your mouth shut the amelioration
00:53:35algorithm is for emergencies only it won't address the core issues so the concurrency bug will just
00:53:40lead to more data corruption and more system crashes it's such a new mistake if you understood code
00:53:46you know that oh my god if you would understand code you wouldn't do like seriously do you hear yourself
00:53:52what do you know take your bullshit theories somewhere else please man right what do i know
00:54:01i wrote the amelioration algorithm what did you just say
00:54:09i wrote the amelioration algorithm i'm in hr and the boss still didn't tell me about the mysterious
00:54:15tech genius he hired was it really eric all along oh what have i done shut up what mr dorsey
00:54:23you can't
00:54:24believe a word they say they are our competitors right believe whatever you want what a dumpster fire
00:54:33let's go honey yeah oh my god did you just call him honey yeah so back when i recruited eric
00:54:43i made
00:54:43the terms very clear i told him he could have whatever he wanted including me i'm not like some people
00:54:51ignoring talents and abusing their trust what
00:54:54i have an image to maintain
00:55:01yes of course
00:55:12so what you're saying is it's not that i won't respect hendrick's tech dorsey is less an investment risk
00:55:20and they have greater potential i can't justify choosing your product over theirs mr brown we're a risk
00:55:27worth taking once you see our ai platform i guarantee you'll want to reconsider bravo bravo
00:55:36it was quite an inspiring sales pitch
00:55:40you must be mr dorsey's son it's a great pleasure this hendrick's and i were just having a little chat
00:55:47naturally i'll still be investing in dorsey tech yeah so um if you're here chasing investments i would
00:55:54suggest you just give up and go home with us here you won't get a red cent from these guys
00:55:58that's right
00:55:59over 90 percent of the guests here have already invested in our new ai tech program
00:56:06best get out while you still can i'm afraid they're right we've already spent our investment
00:56:12money in promoting dorsey's new ai platform so and i can assure you that any investment you've made
00:56:18will not be wasted and your money will be paid back in tenfold at dorsey tech we treat our partners
00:56:25like family and that's why we love doing business with you if i were you i'd cut my losses and
00:56:31take my
00:56:31leave get out unless you also want to invest in dorsey tech
00:56:42hey let the jerks out they're fun they won't be laughing for much longer
00:56:56sounds like a plan
00:57:05miss hendrix didn't you just tell us to get lost i didn't want to offend mr dorsey back there
00:57:12it was all an act well that sounds professional then what do you want miss hendrix investors know
00:57:19to hit your bets what hendrix tech is doing is impressive and i want to offer my help
00:57:26i know you need funds to promote your products and i want to assist with that but you need to
00:57:32sign a contract first no way am i signing a contract with you at least hear the terms if your
00:57:39ai
00:57:39product tops dorsey techs you pay nothing if they win you pay everything back what do you say
00:57:48that's a lot of money we're talking about hmm well it's definitely risky but
00:57:54i trust eric mr brown we accept your offer
00:58:06today dorsey tech's highly anticipated artificial intelligence platform ai plus was released in the
00:58:12united states on its first day ai plus has already gained more than 10 million users completely
00:58:18eclipsing the efforts of their chief competitor hendrix tech which also launched their new platform
00:58:23ai king on the same day
00:58:27helen hendrix has guts i'll give her that but dropping who new product on the same day as us
00:58:33that is career suicide let's get to the office griffin yes sir
00:58:48relax mr dorsey hendrix tech is no threat yeah i i know remember when you said that if this project
00:58:56went well you'd promote me to vice president yeah i i remember but ai plus has just barely hit the
00:59:02market we can't even call it a success yet right true yeah
00:59:11i have news talk to me
00:59:15the bad news is that hendrix tech ai platform is much more impressive than we thought
00:59:19the good news is that the consumer numbers are nowhere close to ours okay uh all right i'll take
00:59:27it i'll take it like i said we're unbeatable come on let's celebrate no no not yet how did
00:59:36hendrix tech even get that product out in that timeline i mean they got started much later than we
00:59:40did i heard from a source at their company that their lead engineer is highly skilled lead engineer eric
00:59:49i thought he was supposed to be a nobody right
01:00:01dad what's up
01:00:03i'm on my way to the office congratulate you and eric
01:00:06oh uh got it
01:00:10the boss is coming we can talk to him about my promotion
01:00:13shit guys this isn't good
01:00:16what what is it now our ai platform and company server have both crashed
01:00:20what the right every time
01:00:27seriously god damn dude
01:00:32what the is going on mr martin the ai platform just crashed out of nowhere about the whole server down
01:00:38along with it they don't just sit around like an idiot fix it sir this is an issue with the
01:00:43system's
01:00:43core framework we didn't build that what do you mean you didn't build it we're using the same
01:00:48framework that eric built before he left eric the guy i fired yeah eric with the k e-r-i
01:00:53-k
01:00:56you took credit for someone else's work
01:00:58not to me mr dorsey let me explain no there is no time for explanation why didn't you rebuild the
01:01:04core framework mr dorsey we need to focus on getting the company's server up and running
01:01:08our users trust depends on it speak what happened to the company server sir he was the one i didn't
01:01:15do
01:01:15shit shut your mouth go uh the solution he used the amelioration algorithm after the last two crashes
01:01:21it's not designed as a long-term solution to the serious concurrency bug in the code every time that
01:01:26bug is reproduced it leads to more serious corruption it's been a ticking time bomb ever
01:01:31since this time the ai platform went down brought the whole server down along with it
01:01:36it's completely unfixable this was all your fault william all of our users are switching over to
01:01:45hendrix tech ai platform what should we do how the am i supposed to know
01:01:55mr dorsey what on earth is going on i'm not going to let you assholes drag me down like this
01:02:00look
01:02:00sure i i i can explain i'm sorry okay it's got to be fixed i have billions of dollars invested
01:02:05in
01:02:05you damn it i'm gonna make sure the whole industry knows about this scandal dorsey tech is finished
01:02:17500 000 we just passed 500 000 you guys 98 99
01:02:40this is all your fault this is all your fault mr dorsey
01:02:46fuck i wanted to help you i was trying to help the company i've had enough of your
01:02:51bullshit you fired half the bloody tech departments what was i supposed to do and
01:02:56you gave us impossible deadlines no no no don't make this about me i get it now you're using my
01:03:02promotion as bait you are never going to make me vp you want your job or not is that a
01:03:07threat
01:03:08fire me do it you think i won't if eric leaves so do i me too see when you fired
01:03:19everyone i replaced
01:03:20them with my people go ahead fire me you'll clear out your whole tech department you will sink dorsey
01:03:29tech you were never the prize tech genius of dorsey tech you were the slacker my father warned me about
01:03:36william
01:03:41william
01:03:44i'm ashamed to call you my son
01:03:48what the hell have you done to my company dad uh i'm sorry i'm not here for apologies
01:04:00what the hell is this idiot doing here i thought you fired him where's eric
01:04:05uh dad dad i i fired eric you fired him um what was that was that a mistake
01:04:17dad are you okay hey are you okay i busted my balls to get eric to dorsey tech
01:04:28he was the backbone behind this company and what did you do you fired him so um it was eric
01:04:40with a k all
01:04:41along oh i fucked up god i fucked up where is eric now i will get down on my knees
01:04:49and beg him to come
01:04:51beth um eric is that uh hendrix tech
01:04:58you are a sorry excuse for a son you are destroying my company
01:05:10sir bad news it appears that the server crash was just the beginning what's going on
01:05:17the crash also affected our automobile software there have been at least 30 car accidents across
01:05:22the u.s oh fuck six people have died
01:05:33no no this isn't my fault it was eric's fault eric with the k it was his code that was
01:05:39faulty no that's
01:05:41fucking bullshit i fired him before that happened but i stumbled upon his tablet and the code that
01:05:45he wrote i'm only guilty of using his work everything else was his fault i wrote the amelioration
01:05:54algorithm god it mistook the genius for the loser i'm not going down like this dorsey tech ain't finished
01:06:02yet it's not finished yet it's not finished yet griffin take this man to the police if dorsey tech
01:06:10goes under he'll have to pay for this yes sir
01:06:36mr brown looks like your contract worked in our favor so we will not be returning the five
01:06:42billion dollars you invested and again thank you for your generosity wait do i at least deserve some
01:06:49dividends i'm sorry mr brown but the terms you insisted on were very clear we beat dorsey tech
01:06:55so we owe you nothing which includes any dividends you might have otherwise received no no more buts goodbye mr
01:07:04brown
01:07:13tonight i'll give you that reward i was telling you oh i'm sure it'll be very special
01:07:22you have no idea eric
01:07:27i know i messed up before it's all over for dorsey tech now isn't there anything you can do to
01:07:36help me
01:07:37what the hell are you doing grabbing my boyfriend boyfriend that's right i'm his girlfriend now
01:07:47we're living together and we're getting married soon too but you you you can't
01:07:54no it's not possible he was mine first you dumped him and you treated him like trash
01:08:01oh my gosh it's a little late for you to come falling back guys you're hot when you're bossy you
01:08:23like
01:08:23me yeah eric what are you
01:08:30eric what is it now
01:08:42eric you know how much i've done for you dorsey tech is in dire straits
01:08:50we need your help mr dorsey all those things you gave me
01:08:55i've returned when your son accused me of hacking the company server and demanding compensation
01:09:02oh has he not told you now that that is not how it went down at all it was that
01:09:08dirt bag eric with
01:09:10the c who went behind my back and got me all mixed up oh yeah well your little mix-up
01:09:16made me lose
01:09:17everything i had including my career did it feel good to make me the scapegoat for your mistake eric i
01:09:26am really sorry i don't want your fake apology and i'm not coming back to you
01:09:33so would you please leave our office now would you please leave our office we wish dorsey tech the very
01:09:47best
01:10:05you fucking doomed us son you doomed dorsey tech
01:10:12dad dad dad dad dad dad
01:10:23so you're really not gonna help them they're the ones who fired me now they have to live with the
01:10:30outcome
01:10:32not to the sweet taste of victory to the sweet taste of victory
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