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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:09He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a-
00:02:43You were a-
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:45Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:46Eh.
00:02:47Eh.
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but-
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:45Bye-bye.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:13Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Hell no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you and you want to be with me.
00:08:22as more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for volleyball, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:40Dammit!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Go on.
00:09:46Of course.
00:09:56Oh!
00:09:57Oh, yeah!
00:10:14I'll do this.
00:10:15Well, I'll do it.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01I don't know if I could.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36Wait, what?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Finish.
00:12:59Finish.
00:12:59Finish.
00:13:03Finish.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:58Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Everyone's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:03The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Oh.
00:16:11I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No.
00:16:26I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:24Haley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:12Eat it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Guacamole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Guacamole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Guacamole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her you're gonna record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it? Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:13I see...
00:22:14How you touch on my boobs.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I... got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So...
00:24:36Are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:05You.
00:25:06Oh.
00:25:06Me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh...
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So.
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:25:59I did well. I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I stay victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:08Me? Jealous?
00:26:09No. Why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24The squirm is going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Make me try something new.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day when you regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:32Jay, I've been holding back a lot more than Eva.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Um, yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're all good.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Yeah, I'm good.
00:28:12Nice.
00:28:17Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard.
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't do this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe, maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole, but if he's really Jake, then maybe
00:31:03this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:45Wow.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09I'm not going to roll and the Dean's List.
00:34:10Wow.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:14Yeah.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:28Yeah, same way.
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Haley, I...
00:35:17Don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom with Jake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Um, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Haley, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I'm wrong.
00:36:51Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop, guys, stop it.
00:37:25Stop, stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:46Haley Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:14Oh, my God.
00:39:22I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:27Oh, my God.
00:39:29Oh, my God.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirman's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:05was that
00:44:05kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think
00:44:16valley whore is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over
00:44:30you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard who's guacamole
00:45:39wizard here you go
00:45:42yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:50all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:11property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:16this shit could it be because her father's running for senate call you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what no over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a
00:46:42party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him just do it just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:21humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:18hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right
00:48:26now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42whoo
00:48:43what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:49:02our
00:49:02whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a little bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:21pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:31okay we set off the alarm
00:50:21are you him
00:50:24would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:27okay cole is not him
00:50:29anyways we are going to the prom together
00:50:32no i'm not
00:50:33yes you are
00:50:34it's okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:37hmm
00:50:38so you too
00:50:39this whole time
00:50:43oh my god i am such an idiot
00:50:46hey wait wait
00:50:51hey wait wait
00:50:53please at least take my jacket
00:50:54you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:59jen was doing just fine
00:51:00i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01then what were you trying to do
00:51:03i guess you
00:51:04obviously
00:51:05the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:07i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:10i didn't have to do
00:51:11what about guacamole wizard
00:51:13what are you
00:51:14what are you
00:51:15what are you
00:51:18what are you
00:51:22what is that
00:51:23i don't know
00:51:23just the devil
00:51:27get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once and
00:51:35please
00:51:36introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was hi mr happens so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady
00:51:49my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you
00:51:56will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear
00:52:04to
00:52:04god your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't
00:52:14mean
00:52:14that i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas
00:52:23of what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:55make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go
00:53:35you're so cool i know emma
00:53:38want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:07well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22well mr admitts today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:26laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:49i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me
00:54:52by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:59you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really
00:55:03are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:19mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48anyway i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who i was i got my inheritance
00:55:58and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55i mean i
00:56:57i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:01yes
00:57:03i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:16one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20you never go
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:27you're getting there don't worry
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just beyond me
00:57:36so beyond you
00:57:50okay so
00:57:51what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55one do again
00:57:57okay sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i just
00:58:22i'm just lost behind it
00:58:24there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll take a minute
00:58:28stop it
00:58:35i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:05and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:39are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:42are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole
00:59:48you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:31my god hailey you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46deal
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes
01:00:54i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:08thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this means the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's hailey and cole
01:01:26it was fucked
01:01:28it was fucked
01:01:28it's what it's you got
01:01:29it's
01:01:33hey her uh
01:01:34most time that's up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but
01:01:37who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:44ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46damn language
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51come on everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:02wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:18i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen
01:02:38as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:06there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:17hayley catch
01:03:23oh my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home
01:03:51right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy pride
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:40i love you dale coin
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47oh hey
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