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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Haley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:21Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway and every rumor
00:03:45In this school you're a personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living out
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you need to go?
00:04:12Do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:20And piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:29Hi, I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:33Hi, I'm Hailey
00:04:34So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Good
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl
00:05:14Honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy
00:05:33You should come to locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first Max, at least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the Hell Queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:30Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chances Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kinda cute
00:06:58Even I can feel the tension in the room
00:07:01But we're into the fuck
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:06What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking, Hayley
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:22My name's Hayley
00:07:24Well...
00:07:25Hayley
00:07:25I think you uh...
00:07:27You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:03Something happened today
00:08:05I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you
00:08:17And you wanna be with me
00:08:19As more than just friends
00:08:21Oh, thank God
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soul mate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now
00:08:31Um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah, get ready
00:08:44Okay, no face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00This lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay, yeah
00:09:13That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out! Now!
00:09:35Fine
00:09:35Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:40What's wrong?
00:10:15You're helping me?
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are
00:10:26Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:28We got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking
00:10:31Yeah, actually
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:40Funny
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me
00:10:49Oh no
00:10:51Oh no
00:10:52With all the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55Not even my type, but
00:10:57You know, power theory
00:10:58Or whatever
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:13Jen, red alert
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21Don't be a coward
00:11:22Just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28Oh my god
00:11:29Here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:46Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:15What are you doing?
00:12:27Holy shit!
00:12:28Oh
00:12:30Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:51Those are photoshopped
00:13:08Oh my brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16Oh my god, Oh cool. My enemies kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't I just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28No
00:13:47My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:58Oh
00:14:07You okay? Give that to me
00:14:18Now give the phone back Jan
00:14:20What the hell Cole? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good huh? Now if you don't delete it off
00:14:32your phone
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you and I know it's not just your purse
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:42It was got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me
00:14:48you hear me
00:14:50Oh
00:14:53Haley are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I just need to be
00:14:58alone
00:15:00Haley
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late honey
00:15:16Love you mom
00:15:19Wait mom
00:15:24Do do people change?
00:15:27Like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:54What's up there huh?
00:15:55Oh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria. They're my favorite
00:16:00Noted is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:03I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:08Oh
00:16:09I'm really proud of you
00:16:11And then there's this guy
00:16:12He has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:17It's so confusing
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:24No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you
00:16:31I really liked your photo by the way
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:38That sounds amazing
00:16:40When? Where?
00:16:41About after school at the balcony
00:16:43I'll bring flowers
00:16:44Deal
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:15Call me father
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:19Defending that nobody
00:17:21Haley girl
00:17:22He's not a nobody dad
00:17:23Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:39That whole family is trash
00:17:41Stay away from her
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:48What if she found out that you are the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:54I hate to make Haley wait but
00:17:56She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:01You're sick
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future
00:18:11Oh, hi
00:18:13I'm Haley
00:18:15Yes
00:18:16So nice to meet you
00:18:18God
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:21But the moment she knows
00:18:22I lose her forever
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers
00:18:28You're so nice
00:18:33Guacamole wizard
00:18:35Ew
00:18:39Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Ew
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:45Pathetic
00:18:45Maybe he's married
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:06Eat it
00:19:19I called me
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:30Guacamole wizard
00:19:30Where are you?
00:19:32Oh and by the way
00:19:33Nicole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35Because after all
00:19:36He's rich
00:19:37Like me
00:19:42I'm nothing like you
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding
00:19:57It's ketchup
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04Take out, you're gonna record this
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage, sure
00:20:17So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:22And do what I say
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah
00:20:36Let's go
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go
00:20:48Uh, thank you
00:20:54Wow
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just
00:21:04I happen to see you
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah
00:21:09My boyfriend actually
00:21:13Well, he
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice to them
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30So
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He
00:21:53He makes me feel safe
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it though
00:22:02You understand better than you think
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:09Is he
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26No, my
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33In the game
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow on the game too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you
00:23:04I can't do this
00:23:07I love my boyfriend
00:23:08And you will never understand that
00:23:10He's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13He loves me for who I am
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds
00:24:03He just wants to play with me
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:17You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you
00:24:25No, no, you can't
00:24:27I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine, if you say so
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh yeah, we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh, you
00:25:03Oh, me
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like uh
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know
00:25:56I do well
00:25:57I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:02Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25No
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:31Maybe trust me and do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:36That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:20You know
00:27:27Hey, hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you
00:27:50Oh, shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh, yeah, yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:07I think so
00:28:07Great
00:28:08Nice
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:23Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03She was in a real car accident
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:09Cole, wait
00:29:12Oh, shit
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um
00:29:51A dickhead
00:29:54Would you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:04I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No, you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute
00:32:01The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:56Wait, I can't
00:32:57Colt, put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Put me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:16New couple alert
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like, forever, so
00:33:46How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Colt Edmonds
00:33:57If I message Corcomole Wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dance list
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:18Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:21Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:34What are you doing?
00:34:36What are you doing?
00:34:38Here, I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah, I'll get it
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Haley, I'll get it
00:35:13I don't put a prom with Jake
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:35Just don't go to college, Jake
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Colt is talking to Haley again
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:08I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey, look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17Alright, I promise
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:31Hey, Hal
00:36:31Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was
00:36:41So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Wait, aren't you?
00:36:48Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:18Oh, shit
00:37:19Stop, guys! Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Kaylee Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:37:49Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:11The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you, I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen! What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:30Hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:37You didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey.
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's...
00:41:04Emma.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:05That's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Me too.
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:38And...
00:41:39I'm sure...
00:41:40You're really important to him.
00:41:50You know, Cole...
00:41:53If you look past...
00:41:54All that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Rich kid for brava.
00:42:00Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:46Oh, morning, belly whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard.
00:43:13When can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard.
00:43:17I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:22Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:37I'm going to go out.
00:44:40I'm going to go out.
00:44:41I can't go out.
00:44:41So, I'll go out.
00:44:44Stop it.
00:44:44Stop!
00:44:44Stop! Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ.
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:25If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really cry.
00:47:58I can't really cry.
00:47:59I can't really cry.
00:48:00I can't really cry.
00:48:00I can't really cry.
00:48:00There's something in there.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh?
00:49:40Oh?
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:31honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48hey please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:04have trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:18who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:31introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:01mother
00:52:01is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you
00:52:19think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any
00:52:26part
00:52:26of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:52:51would
00:52:51make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:20oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:29one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:38these lovers together
00:53:44so cool
00:53:45hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom
00:54:08committee we're supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:20have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:52birthday you can tell haley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:54:57tell the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:43hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08hey we have
00:56:10i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19look i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:40i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:55do you hope to
00:56:57yes
00:56:58i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:04that and you're really hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you want to go
00:57:17yeah
00:57:20take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:32so
00:57:45okay so
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49yeah
00:57:51would do again
00:57:52i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'll just
00:58:18lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lust behind it
00:58:21i have to get a minute
00:58:22stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28say
00:58:29is it prom the night
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34okay
00:58:36but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:40call are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh
00:58:43i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:08i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:13ah i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i'd expect you to be here
00:59:34cole are you here
00:59:37cole are you here
00:59:40mr
00:59:40you can't just bark into my house like this
00:59:43if you have you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:26my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:3720 minutes 20 minutes we're in deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:00thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
01:01:09who else would win right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's haley and cole it was fine
01:01:29this time that's up no but who cares
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:57wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08don't worry daddy if i can't have no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life is this real
01:02:17jen's crazy
01:02:20who did this who did this
01:02:25what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little shit you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of
01:02:39this petty drama but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from edmunds academy you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:02there was no winter chick you lied to me
01:03:12hayley catch
01:03:18my princess finally has her crown
01:03:22now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer
01:03:28is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:50yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:01and it's because of hayley
01:04:02and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:08i'll say this
01:04:10it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:23i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:35i love you i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:41yeah you do
01:04:42oh my god
01:04:43oh my god
01:04:44oh my god
01:04:44oh my god
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:46oh my god
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:48oh my god
01:04:49oh my god
01:04:50oh my god
01:04:55oh my god
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