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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:18Oh!
00:03:19Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor
00:03:45in this school,
00:03:46you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living out.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:00That was so good.
00:05:01That was so good.
00:05:02That was so good.
00:05:03That was so good.
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:27Give it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmonds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmonds, and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmonds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chance it's Jen.
00:06:53So is it...
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Well, Hailey.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:36If you're too close to...
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I'm so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soul mate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of-
00:09:14Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:51I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Could you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:16I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:47Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:14Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:27Holy shit.
00:12:29Oh.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35Oh my god.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50Let's see if these boobs are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it, please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:57Trips!
00:12:58Trips!
00:12:58Trips!
00:12:59Trips!
00:13:00Trips!
00:13:01Trips!
00:13:01Trips!
00:13:02Trips!
00:13:03Trips!
00:13:03Trips!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight.
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh, cool.
00:13:19Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no.
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Genie, stop.
00:13:32Thick!
00:13:33Thick!
00:13:33Thick!
00:13:35Thick!
00:13:36Thick!
00:13:37Thick!
00:13:38Thick!
00:13:38Thick!
00:13:38Thick!
00:13:41Oh my god.
00:13:44Yeah!
00:13:49My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52Thick!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Alright.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do, do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Top day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40Where?
00:16:41About after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal?
00:16:45No.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:06Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:12Hi.
00:18:13I'm Hayley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:09Just kidding.
00:19:13Wait.
00:19:13Bye.
00:19:13I promise you.
00:19:20Go with me!
00:19:21So you think that you're going to just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:28gosh guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:35because after all he's rich like me
00:19:42i'm nothing like you
00:19:47yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:50cole again why is he always here when i need help pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:19:59pick that bloody thing up
00:20:04take her you're going to record this
00:20:13didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore don't think you have leverage here
00:20:17so tell your mom how fucked up you are you want to hold that thing next to your face and
00:20:22do what i say
00:20:25i will leave hayley alone
00:20:30i will leave hayley alone
00:20:35got it yeah let's go
00:20:38what are you looking at
00:20:42got it let's go
00:20:52uh thank you
00:20:56wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:00why do you keep following me around
00:21:02i just
00:21:04i happen to see you were you waiting on someone yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:13well he
00:21:14he kind of stood me up so
00:21:16maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:20maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:22cole are you being nice to me
00:21:26you thought we were enemies
00:21:28i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:30i'm not that annoying
00:21:32maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:34are you trying to play with my feelings
00:21:36cole edna's
00:21:37because it's not gonna work
00:21:38i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:46how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:21:53he he makes me feel safe
00:21:56you wouldn't understand though
00:22:02you don't understand better than you think
00:22:05cole understands me better than i think
00:22:09i see
00:22:11how you touch him like this
00:22:22if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:26no no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:33in the game
00:22:35oh in the game huh
00:22:43why does he have to smell so good
00:22:49are you that slow in the game too
00:22:52i can see why he likes you
00:23:04i can't do this
00:23:07i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that
00:23:10he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:13he loves me for who i am
00:23:16that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:20i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:26how much more
00:23:30wait it couldn't be
00:23:34cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:39there's nothing
00:23:40cole who are you
00:23:44what was that notification on your phone
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life
00:24:00What was I thinking we are from two different worlds he just wants to play with me, but why did
00:24:06I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today I
00:24:15Got into a car accident. Really? Are you okay? You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:20He was right. Who? Nobody. Which hospital are you staying at? I want to come visit you
00:24:25No, no, you can't. I look miserable now
00:24:28You need to see me in style
00:24:30Fine if you say so
00:24:33So are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh, yeah, we are
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:01Oh
00:25:02You oh me why is she so lucky close never been this way with any other girl
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner because you don't do any homework
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:27I'm curious about you though
00:25:29Like uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:43Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So are you going to prom?
00:25:55Eh, I don't know
00:25:58So you have a date
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:10You are so full of yourself
00:26:12You can do this on your own
00:26:13Yeah
00:26:16No way
00:26:18It's a self-locking door
00:26:19Really?
00:26:20Ms. Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:25No, sorry
00:26:26Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:31Don't worry
00:26:31Maybe trust me and do
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:46That was my first kiss
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:55And not just bumping lips
00:27:07You're really good at this
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know
00:27:13We can do more if you want
00:27:29And I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you
00:27:50Oh shit
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh yeah
00:28:05Yeah, we're good
00:28:06We're okay
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:16What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey wait
00:28:19It's just hormones
00:28:21Jake
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:26Wait
00:28:26Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:35I gotta go
00:28:43Guacamole wizard
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:03She was in a real car accident
00:29:05And according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:08I don't think this anymore
00:29:09Cole
00:29:09Wait
00:29:12Oh shit
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um
00:29:20We were just chatting
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:28Hey
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:31They're your favorite
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:40They're my favorite
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is um
00:29:51A dickhead
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:29:55You came to my table bro
00:29:57And knocked my ball away
00:30:05There it goes again
00:30:06Cole is jealous
00:30:07We got a problem here Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem
00:30:11We don't have a problem
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:15And we don't have a problem
00:30:17Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:22I have the ball now
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that
00:30:35What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait seriously?
00:30:41Yeah just one little catch
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:47All right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:50If you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:54I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:58But if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:03I'm thinking
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sojourn
00:31:11Maybe maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:13No you don't
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:16Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:18You have no idea
00:31:25Oh my god is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Haley someone's here to see you
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No it's cute
00:32:01The accident the mozzarella sticks
00:32:04He is guacamole wizard
00:32:05So um what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I
00:32:11I should feel happy
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey can we not?
00:32:20Hey can we not?
00:32:23Dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here dude
00:32:26Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns?
00:32:30Wow
00:32:32That is some weak shit man
00:32:34Oh that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god
00:32:41Oh my god
00:32:48Wow
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:55Wait I can't
00:32:57Colt put me down
00:32:58Put me down
00:32:59Hold me down
00:33:02Don't do that again
00:33:15New couple alert
00:33:18Fuck off Jen
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:21You and I
00:33:21We're not that different
00:33:22And if you'd realize
00:33:24And give me a chance
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match
00:33:27Like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:30I might say yes
00:33:34Jen you want to go to prom
00:33:36With me
00:33:37Jen you want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40We're both hot
00:33:41And we're both rich
00:33:42And our dads have been in business
00:33:44Like forever so
00:33:46How romantic
00:33:47I think I'll pass
00:33:50You're gonna regret this Cole Edmonds
00:33:57If I message corcamole wizard
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:03What should we wear to prom
00:34:05On a roll and the dean's list
00:34:15I'll talk to you later
00:34:16I'll see your own school okay
00:34:18Okay yeah I'll see you later
00:34:18Bye
00:34:20He's so different
00:34:21Maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27Haley
00:34:36Jeez
00:34:43Here I'll get it
00:34:44Yeah I'll get it
00:34:49Oh
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:52I don't care
00:34:53I do care
00:34:56Here we are
00:35:13Don't put a promo check
00:35:15I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:17He doesn't even know you
00:35:19And you do
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:24Because
00:35:25I pay attention to what you like
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch
00:35:30The first day
00:35:32You were watching me
00:35:34Just
00:35:34Just don't go to college
00:35:38Move
00:35:52Cole is talking to Haley again
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other Jake
00:35:57Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:00Obviously I do
00:36:01Okay then break them up
00:36:03Idiot
00:36:05What do I do
00:36:07I've got a few ideas
00:36:13Hey look
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom
00:36:17I promise
00:36:18Yeah
00:36:18Really like who
00:36:20I mean the whole school hates me except for Jake
00:36:24And you but you're not asking me
00:36:28Hey
00:36:28Oh hey Jake
00:36:31Hey Hal
00:36:31Um
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah it was
00:36:41So sexy
00:36:43You're so sexy
00:36:45Jake what are you talking about
00:36:46I hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:00Oh
00:37:01Oh shit
00:37:02Look at him
00:37:02Oh shit
00:37:04Come on
00:37:14Oh my god
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit it's principal Stevens
00:37:29I've got to save Cole
00:37:30I mean Jake
00:37:31I've got to save Jake
00:37:36What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:37Oh my god
00:37:39Principal Stevens
00:37:40I'm so sorry
00:37:42Haley Rock
00:37:44That's detention
00:37:45After school
00:37:46Don't be late
00:38:03Cole
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today
00:38:11The locker thing that was an accident
00:38:14Oh sure
00:38:17So uh
00:38:18You and
00:38:19You and Jake huh?
00:38:21No
00:38:23He lied about that
00:38:24I don't know why though
00:38:26Good
00:38:29Father the asshole
00:38:30Every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you kissing you
00:38:36I could kill him
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with
00:38:45Okay fine
00:38:46I won't
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:54Okay everyone
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh my god
00:39:05I am so fed up with this
00:39:16Please
00:39:23Oh
00:39:25Sorry
00:39:26I tripped
00:39:27No no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:29Jack
00:39:29What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead
00:39:38They're both dead
00:39:38Oh
00:39:41How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:46oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:53jen what's going on over there
00:40:06what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:11mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:14detention today after school
00:40:29jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:36hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:44yeah you don't know about the
00:40:47come on
00:41:00hey um ella
00:41:03it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:16hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing
00:41:22never
00:41:22happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't you can't what
00:41:32i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:51you know cole if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravron okay
00:42:00okay i get it
00:42:04you're kind of sweet
00:42:09hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:15oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:24oh
00:42:24what is taking so long
00:42:26you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:38oh my god
00:42:45oh
00:42:46oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:55valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:12guacamole wizard
00:43:13guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about
00:43:19you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:26yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:54oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop
00:43:59oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:04what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying
00:44:10to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:15because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:43stop it stop stop
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey.
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:28I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:47:57I can't really do it.
00:47:58I don't want to take it.
00:48:00I have something in the...
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:28Yeah.
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me...
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:48:59because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Hailey?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey.
00:49:19Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:40Oh!
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:12So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:29One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole, my son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened off all your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:09Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I, I mean, I, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55Until you hoped?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04You're hot, no?
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:11Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do?
00:57:16You want to go?
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:28Okay.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:45Okay, so what do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51What do again?
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:55I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58All right.
00:57:58All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a one.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:16Louie, no, I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll take a minute now.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:28Same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:35But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:44but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:50Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:52But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance
00:59:18that you might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I'd expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole.
00:59:43Well, you are in big trouble.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:40We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:02Oh, my God.
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22Haley's fine.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:24Yeah, it's just crazy.
01:01:28Hey, or, uh...
01:01:30Most time that's up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:42I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on.
01:01:47Everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess.
01:01:50Pervy princess.
01:01:51Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Wait.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:09Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:41But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:50I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:02:59Oh, my God.
01:03:03There was no internship.
01:03:05You lied to me.
01:03:12Hayley, catch.
01:03:17Oh.
01:03:19Oh.
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yeah, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:03And you can accept that or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:23I'm so proud of you.
01:04:26I can't have done it without you being by my son.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:35I love you, Vialikun.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:42I love you.
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