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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:35You bought them!
01:02Filthy scavengers!
01:08Pyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired.
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else.
02:29Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire!
03:06The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:26Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34FIGHT!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry!
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nint doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:00A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here.
04:16Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:20This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:48Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:52You do.
04:53You do.
04:54You do.
04:56You do.
04:56Don't stop.
04:57Harder.
04:58Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:35You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:38Come home.
05:39Get away!
05:41Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck did you do that?
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56WHO SCREWED UP MY PLAN!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:04Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21No!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:49Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously?
07:07Can't I just play my game for once?
07:08Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:21What are you talking about?
07:23Let's go!
07:29Hey, pencil neck!
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water,
07:33or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top and orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:08We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:45There it is.
09:48There it is.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:25This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:37Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy.
10:45Mommy!
11:02It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me.
11:24Stephanie!
11:35give me a name Leora
11:36who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:41it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical Leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:04if I don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16the soup isn't going to fix this
13:23Jack
13:24Jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:57you're safe here Liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:07you
15:08or Lily
15:10Jack
15:10I'm grateful but I
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and I might even claim the sea king's throne
16:00whoo
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again
16:31and I'll rip your head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:06Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You!
17:23Poseidon!
17:23Poseidon!
17:25Poseidon!
17:26That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault whatever let's get home that thing might circle
18:03back about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:30uh
18:32yeah
18:32yeah
18:33yeah
18:35yeah
18:35yeah
18:59My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please spare my
19:06life, no problem, thank you my lord, thank you for your mercy, try to remember that in your
19:11next life, enjoying the show.
19:36My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydro, we swear.
19:39Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes, my liege.
20:02My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
20:08the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone, probably fish
20:24food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history, wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades.
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out.
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:30One.
22:31Two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:55Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:26I'll be back.
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home-mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:57Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:27Ha ha ha!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:40Ha ha ha!
25:42You...
25:43Poisoned me?
25:45Poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:03You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:05Poisoned.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:15Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:20No!
26:21No!
26:25I'm gonna have some fun!
26:33Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lillie! Lillie! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:02Lillie!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack...
27:33What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend. Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lillie safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go! Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27Run all you want! My pack tears you both apart!
28:41Neek!
28:59Oh, my God.
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:31So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54Please. For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh. Useless. Grab her first. Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:17The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23Can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:01Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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