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She Cleaned Up Everything

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00:00:00All right, listen up because the mayor has been on my ass about this case now so far all the

00:00:05evidence

00:00:05We've gathered all points to Diana Coleman

00:00:10But you're wrong Diana didn't do it

00:00:16I'm sorry, you're the janitor

00:00:19Well since when the cleaning lady starts solving murder and if you want to clean up this town

00:00:23Why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets? That's your job

00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking

00:00:31Sure

00:00:52You sure that's our guy?

00:00:57Jesus, you scared the shit out of me

00:00:59You know your squad are complete idiots

00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run

00:01:04That is the killer

00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?

00:01:51You know the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade

00:02:20James worked hard for this and I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school

00:02:24I want to be there for her

00:02:25So I'm sure you'll have to help me

00:02:25Let's talk later

00:02:31So hot

00:02:32So hot

00:02:36Abby, I'm home

00:02:37Good job

00:02:38Good job

00:02:40What happened?

00:02:41Just don't

00:02:42I did a door

00:02:43I did a door

00:02:47Hey babe, I'm watching a little home video next time

00:02:50I think I want you to punish me being harder.

00:02:53James, you're sick!

00:02:58Jesus Christ, Karen, are you eavesdropping on me?

00:03:01Can't I have some privacy in my own home?

00:03:07Eavesdropping?

00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.

00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man, but it turns out you're sick and twisted.

00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?

00:03:19You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.

00:03:22You have no right to judge me.

00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.

00:03:27None of my business.

00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.

00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?

00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?

00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.

00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.

00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?

00:03:45No.

00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.

00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.

00:03:56You're sick.

00:03:57Fuck you, James.

00:03:59Hey.

00:04:01What is going on?

00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?

00:04:11What?

00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?

00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?

00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?

00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.

00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.

00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.

00:04:23Homeless.

00:04:25Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.

00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.

00:04:32I took you off the streets.

00:04:33I covered your debts.

00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.

00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.

00:04:42My father was right about me.

00:04:46Oh, God.

00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest of the glasses.

00:04:50Hey, don't talk to my dad like that.

00:04:53No one made you choose us.

00:04:54No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.

00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?

00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.

00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.

00:05:05He's a great cop.

00:05:07And she is my real mom.

00:05:08You could never be anything close to that.

00:05:11You knew.

00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.

00:05:17Jenna.

00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.

00:05:22Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.

00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.

00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.

00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.

00:05:35You know what you are.

00:05:37You're like a screen door in a submarine.

00:05:39You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.

00:05:43You're useless.

00:05:46Useless.

00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?

00:05:52Yeah.

00:05:53I sure do.

00:06:00James, baby.

00:06:03You left our toys in the office.

00:06:07You left our toys in the office.

00:06:10Wow.

00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.

00:06:13Hi, Mom.

00:06:14I missed you.

00:06:19Hi, sweetie.

00:06:21I must be Caroline.

00:06:23Nice to meet you.

00:06:24I'm Marilyn.

00:06:26I'm James' ex-wife.

00:06:29I just brought in some toys.

00:06:33You know?

00:06:35You understand, right?

00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?

00:06:41Fine.

00:06:42If you like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.

00:06:45Hey!

00:06:46What are you doing?

00:06:48Get away from my mom.

00:06:50She is my family.

00:06:51Leave.

00:06:51Nobody wants you here.

00:06:53Oh, wait.

00:06:55Here.

00:06:56Don't forget your bills.

00:06:58Bitch.

00:06:59Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:07:02Caroline.

00:07:03You racked up some debt.

00:07:07No, I...

00:07:08It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.

00:07:11I've been covering you for years.

00:07:15Bullshit.

00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.

00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?

00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.

00:07:25You don't have nowhere to go.

00:07:28So you either accept this situation with Marilyn, or sit on the street.

00:07:33Exactly.

00:07:34Actually, my parents were just on a break.

00:07:37You're a home wrecker that took advantage of that.

00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.

00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?

00:07:44We're helping you.

00:07:45Don't be stupid.

00:07:47This is insane.

00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?

00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?

00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.

00:07:59I'm not paying a dime.

00:08:00Really?

00:08:02So what?

00:08:02You're just going to take on the IRS now?

00:08:04Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.

00:08:07You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.

00:08:10But no!

00:08:11You're too proud.

00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your dinner.

00:08:16You know what?

00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.

00:08:20Caroline!

00:08:21Please!

00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.

00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.

00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.

00:08:35You said that you're a little vanilla.

00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.

00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.

00:08:45That's okay.

00:08:46We can share him.

00:08:48Was I talking to you?

00:08:50Was I?

00:09:13You hit me?

00:09:16All because of this war?

00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.

00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.

00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.

00:09:27Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.

00:09:34I don't want your money, James.

00:09:38You can take your card back.

00:09:42I never spent a cent.

00:09:43And for the record, I never wanted your money.

00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.

00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.

00:09:52You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.

00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.

00:09:58So don't bite the hand at peach.

00:10:01Exactly.

00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.

00:10:05The police commissioner has noticed his talent,

00:10:07and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.

00:10:10No, you won't.

00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.

00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?

00:10:21But if you're the commissioner,

00:10:23I'm the president of the United States.

00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees,

00:10:31calling me master,

00:10:33begging for forgiveness.

00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?

00:10:37What?

00:10:37My career stalled because of you.

00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.

00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life,

00:10:42and I fucking hate you.

00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.

00:10:46I never should have given you a chance.

00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.

00:10:50You know what?

00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.

00:10:55Because now,

00:10:57now I'm taking back everything.

00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.

00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,

00:11:11I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.

00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.

00:11:16Ew!

00:11:17Mom, no.

00:11:18Just stop.

00:11:19Just kick her out already.

00:11:20I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.

00:11:23The three of us,

00:11:24we are the real family.

00:11:26She's a nobody.

00:11:28Jenna, I raised you for five years

00:11:30when this woman walked out on both of you.

00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.

00:11:38I guess all of us think.

00:11:40Please.

00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.

00:11:43He worked his ass off.

00:11:45And what did you do?

00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush

00:11:47and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.

00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.

00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.

00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.

00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.

00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?

00:12:04Don't worry.

00:12:05Don't worry.

00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.

00:12:07I'm done.

00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.

00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP

00:12:15so I can get my hands on his assets.

00:12:18Caroline!

00:12:19Step right there.

00:12:21Now what?

00:12:22Now what?

00:12:23You can leave,

00:12:24but not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.

00:12:35Yeah.

00:12:36They don't belong to you.

00:12:38Leave them.

00:12:38What?

00:12:40I don't have it.

00:12:41I paid for these myself.

00:12:46Get off me!

00:12:49Did you just hit my wife?

00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.

00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.

00:12:58Divorce her.

00:12:59Please.

00:12:59You want me to divorce her?

00:13:01You want a divorce?

00:13:02Where are the papers?

00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?

00:13:04I'll sign.

00:13:18I'll sign.

00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.

00:13:38Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.

00:13:43Now get lost.

00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon,

00:13:49so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking up our house.

00:14:03Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.

00:14:07You guys!

00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter.

00:14:16That bitch has gone.

00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.

00:14:27And never should have left home for him.

00:14:33You're welcome to come home any time.

00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on,

00:14:44but no matter what happens,

00:14:46I'm always on your side,

00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?

00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.

00:14:55Dad, let's go.

00:14:56Come on, sweetie.

00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so,

00:15:05but I saw right through him from day one.

00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage,

00:15:11but I was trying to protect you.

00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.

00:15:20And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?

00:15:25Thank you, Dad.

00:15:27Yeah, it's okay.

00:15:32Dad, thank you.

00:15:34Look, I know that you mean well.

00:15:37This is my mess.

00:15:40I have to clean it up.

00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were,

00:15:45they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.

00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.

00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was,

00:15:55it would make him so insecure.

00:15:57You're right.

00:15:58I know, I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.

00:16:03I thought about it.

00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commission.

00:16:18I'll take office tomorrow.

00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.

00:16:27Look at us.

00:16:28Perfect happy family.

00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.

00:16:32Now that she's gone,

00:16:34we don't have to sneak around anymore.

00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted,

00:16:38and I'm going off to prep school soon.

00:16:40This is just the best day ever.

00:16:46Talk to me.

00:16:49What?

00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?

00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us south to Mark, did she?

00:16:58If she ruined your promotion,

00:16:59Dad, you're going to lose your job

00:17:00and I can't go to Air One anymore.

00:17:01Wait, you will still get your daily

00:17:03Hailey Bieber smoothie from Air One,

00:17:04but that bitch is trying to ruin me.

00:17:06If she goes to Mark, that's bad.

00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.

00:17:26He's on your side.

00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.

00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.

00:17:44You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?

00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.

00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.

00:17:56I have to let go of the past.

00:17:59I need to be my true self.

00:18:09Yeah.

00:18:10Hey, Mark.

00:18:11It's James.

00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately,

00:18:15but I just want to make sure that

00:18:17it doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.

00:18:19I mean, you know me.

00:18:20I am a team player.

00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.

00:18:23Everything's fine.

00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there

00:18:27for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.

00:18:30You know, between you and me,

00:18:32the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.

00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family

00:18:36so they can be a part of the big moment.

00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.

00:18:45How did it go?

00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it,

00:18:50but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony

00:18:53and he said to bring my family, so...

00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!

00:18:58Hey, Dad, that's double the salary, right?

00:19:01Yeah, that's right.

00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.

00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.

00:19:10I was young and scared.

00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.

00:19:16I never stopped loving you.

00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family,

00:19:22I'm never walking away again.

00:19:25James, let's get married again.

00:19:27Let's do it.

00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.

00:19:30You're the only one for me.

00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master.

00:19:34And you're the slave.

00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.

00:19:45Jenna, when your father gets promoted,

00:19:47he'll be like a king around here.

00:19:51Mm-hmm.

00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head of honcho.

00:19:54James!

00:19:55Commissioner handles promotions where it is.

00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.

00:20:00Congrats!

00:20:01Thanks, Ham.

00:20:02But we've got to keep it quiet.

00:20:04We've got to stay low-key.

00:20:06I'm so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.

00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here,

00:20:11a janitor standing right next to you.

00:20:13God, she is so useless.

00:20:14Nothing but dead weight.

00:20:19Our new LAPD commissioner will be here any minute.

00:20:22I want all units on standby.

00:20:23Yes, sir.

00:20:32Your key card, Madam Commissioner.

00:20:37Everything's set.

00:20:40Give me a second.

00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.

00:20:44Thanks, Dad.

00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.

00:20:51You know what?

00:20:52I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.

00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.

00:20:58For her to invite your whole family,

00:21:01she must like you.

00:21:05You're golden, boy.

00:21:07Oh, don't worry.

00:21:08I was just doing my job.

00:21:10Just doing my job.

00:21:11But you said her?

00:21:12A female undercover police officer.

00:21:15That sounds hot.

00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.

00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.

00:21:19You know, she or my mom,

00:21:20I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive

00:21:22and get away with it.

00:21:23God, that would be so fun.

00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.

00:21:26When I get my promotion,

00:21:27you will still be able to do that.

00:21:29The commissioner is going to be here very soon.

00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.

00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.

00:21:39This is your time to shine.

00:21:41I am so happy that you came back to my life

00:21:43and help me dump that useless janitor.

00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.

00:21:48Don't worry, man.

00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.

00:21:52I will give you everything.

00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.

00:22:03I'm going to take it all.

00:22:04You idiots.

00:22:07Guys, the commissioner is coming in.

00:22:09Can you believe it?

00:22:26James, isn't it funny

00:22:28that the moment you dump Caroline,

00:22:30your career skyrockets?

00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy

00:22:34that my luck changes the second that she's gone.

00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for

00:22:38scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls

00:22:40and she thought she was good enough to be my mother.

00:22:42What a joke.

00:22:43No.

00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.

00:22:49Alan, after I get this promotion,

00:22:52we can start planning that dream wedding of ours.

00:22:56Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.

00:22:58Let's go.

00:22:59Let's go.

00:23:02Salute.

00:23:22Long time no see.

00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?

00:23:29Oh, wait.

00:23:30You're the commissioner?

00:23:32No.

00:23:33Holy shit.

00:23:34This whole time.

00:23:35Oh.

00:23:36That's right, Detective Hamm.

00:23:39I am.

00:23:40What the hell are you doing here?

00:23:43Oh, I get it.

00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you,

00:23:45so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,

00:23:48pretending to be the commissioner.

00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?

00:23:51Exactly.

00:23:52Dad said the new commissioner

00:23:53used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.

00:23:55I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.

00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.

00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.

00:24:02Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.

00:24:06This is my family's big day,

00:24:07so leave now or you'll regret it.

00:24:09Leave?

00:24:11Now, why would I leave?

00:24:12This is my office.

00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.

00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.

00:24:19Now you are officially obstructing a police proceeding,

00:24:22I will place you under arrest.

00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?

00:24:29Holy shit.

00:24:30Is that the police commissioner's badge?

00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.

00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner.

00:24:37Nobody listens to me.

00:24:43No, no, no, no.

00:24:45It's clearly fake.

00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.

00:24:47She's my ex-wife.

00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.

00:24:50Everybody else here knows that, right?

00:24:52Well, yeah,

00:24:53because if Caroline was really the commissioner,

00:24:55that would make you an absolute idiot

00:24:57to get rid of her.

00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second,

00:25:01and when she sees this stunt,

00:25:02she's going to lose her shit.

00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion,

00:25:07so go ahead and get rid of her.

00:25:09Now!

00:25:10Look, aren't you sure?

00:25:12I guess it's got to be.

00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.

00:25:17All right, you know, enough is enough.

00:25:20You're coming with me.

00:25:21You've got to go.

00:25:21Hold on.

00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,

00:25:26why don't you try swiping this

00:25:28on the door of the commissioner's office?

00:25:31Right?

00:25:31Then you'll see.

00:25:34Word is the commissioner spent years undercover

00:25:37in the headquarters.

00:25:39What if it's really her?

00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.

00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.

00:25:44No, no, no, guys,

00:25:45why don't we just arrest her already?

00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.

00:25:49But, James, you know,

00:25:50we can't be sure.

00:25:52I mean, she's got the card

00:25:53and the badge and everything.

00:25:54If the card doesn't work

00:25:56and the door doesn't open,

00:25:58then we can cuff her.

00:25:59Ooh.

00:26:01Getting scared?

00:26:02No.

00:26:03Fine.

00:26:04Let's just do it already.

00:26:06Right.

00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.

00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.

00:26:23I'm curious.

00:26:25How are you going to feel

00:26:26when that door opens?

00:26:28Terror?

00:26:30Or the crap?

00:26:31God damn it.

00:26:32Caroline, just cut the crap.

00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud

00:26:35and she's too scared

00:26:36to even try it.

00:26:38You stop wasting all these time.

00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.

00:26:46James,

00:26:47I promised

00:26:49you'd come crawling back

00:26:50begging for mercy.

00:26:52Well,

00:26:53when this door opens,

00:26:54I'll make good on that promise.

00:26:56Yeah.

00:26:57If that door actually opens,

00:26:59I will worship your feet

00:27:01and then grovel for your mercy.

00:27:03Yes.

00:27:05Yes, you will.

00:27:20See what I'm saying?

00:27:22Go ahead and quit the stupid act.

00:27:24This is not going to win me back.

00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her

00:27:27before the commissioner gets here.

00:27:28She's wasting police time.

00:27:29You stupid bitch.

00:27:31You just can't accept

00:27:32getting kicked out of our house,

00:27:34can you?

00:27:35Aw,

00:27:36poor Caroline.

00:27:38Homeless and broke.

00:27:40You should have taken up

00:27:41on my offer.

00:27:51What?

00:27:54I swiped the wrong side.

00:28:05I swiped the wrong side.

00:28:12Surprise.

00:28:20James,

00:28:21time to get your promise.

00:28:23Uniform,

00:28:24the key card,

00:28:25the whole sort of proves

00:28:25she's the commissioner, right?

00:28:27It has to be.

00:28:28You called it, right?

00:28:29We almost let James

00:28:30destroy our careers.

00:28:32Dad,

00:28:32what if she actually is?

00:28:34After all that awful stuff

00:28:35we said about her?

00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:38That's not right.

00:28:39She's my ex-wife.

00:28:40She's just a janitor.

00:28:42And she clearly stole that badge.

00:28:44I'd like to know more.

00:28:46Caroline,

00:28:46you shameless whore,

00:28:47you follow me here,

00:28:48you fake that uniform,

00:28:49and you think

00:28:50I'm going to come

00:28:50crawling back to you.

00:28:51Oh, don't think so highly

00:28:52of yourself, James.

00:28:54I'm not here for you.

00:28:55I'm here to work.

00:29:00Caroline,

00:29:01a loser

00:29:02in our costume

00:29:03is still,

00:29:04hmm,

00:29:06a loser.

00:29:07You can fake your way

00:29:09into having power.

00:29:10Yeah.

00:29:11You can play dress up

00:29:12all you want,

00:29:12but you're still

00:29:13just a janitor.

00:29:15Leave now

00:29:15before my dad

00:29:16locks you up

00:29:17for fake impersonation.

00:29:19All right.

00:29:20I've indulged you

00:29:21a lot long enough.

00:29:24Welcome to my family.

00:29:28Caroline,

00:29:28what the hell

00:29:28do you think you're doing?

00:29:29James,

00:29:30stop her.

00:29:31This champagne's

00:29:32for the commissioner.

00:29:34You two

00:29:34aren't technically

00:29:36divorced yet.

00:29:37So if she ruins

00:29:38this party,

00:29:39it will blow back

00:29:40on you.

00:29:41Caroline,

00:29:42stop.

00:29:42I said stop it now.

00:29:44You're doing this

00:29:45just to get back

00:29:46at me, aren't you?

00:29:47I told you

00:29:48this is my celebration,

00:29:49including the champagne.

00:29:50I put it down.

00:29:51For you,

00:29:52the only thing

00:29:53that's for you

00:29:53is a cellar.

00:29:54And we will arrest you.

00:29:59You cuff me

00:30:00and I will have

00:30:01your ass in

00:30:01silver platter.

00:30:02So try me.

00:30:03I'll wear you.

00:30:04Shut up, Caroline,

00:30:06and stop lying.

00:30:07That champagne

00:30:07is for the commissioner

00:30:08only.

00:30:09I will say this

00:30:10one last time.

00:30:11The champagne

00:30:11is mine

00:30:12and I will drink it.

00:30:14You are doing this

00:30:15to embarrass me

00:30:16in front of the commissioner,

00:30:16you bitch.

00:30:23Let go,

00:30:24let go,

00:30:24let go!

00:30:26Don't you dare

00:30:27trust me again, James.

00:30:28After everything

00:30:29that you've done,

00:30:30I will make you

00:30:30pay today.

00:30:36You bitch,

00:30:37how dare you

00:30:37hit my dad?

00:30:39Oh,

00:30:40I haven't even started.

00:30:41You haven't seen

00:30:41anything yet.

00:30:53You fucking bitch!

00:30:55I'm a fucking ninja.

00:30:56I'm not going to let

00:30:56you ruin my career!

00:31:03You touch me again

00:31:05and I will shove

00:31:06your balls

00:31:07to the back

00:31:07of your dirty throat.

00:31:08James,

00:31:09God, are you again?

00:31:10I'll fucking kill you!

00:31:11The commissioner

00:31:12is almost here.

00:31:13your pathetic

00:31:14little revenge plot

00:31:15ends now!

00:31:17You're right.

00:31:18I am here for the damage.

00:31:22I'm going to make you pay

00:31:23for everything you've done.

00:31:27Wait,

00:31:28is that the official

00:31:29police commissioner's badge?

00:31:31Caroline really is

00:31:32the new commissioner.

00:31:33Good thing we, uh,

00:31:35backed off

00:31:35when she told us to.

00:31:38Poor James

00:31:39is in a world of shit.

00:31:40Oh my god, dad.

00:31:41If she really is

00:31:42the commissioner,

00:31:43we're fucked.

00:31:44James,

00:31:45go!

00:31:47Apologize!

00:31:47Now!

00:31:48I am not

00:31:49going down with you.

00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:52This is not real!

00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank!

00:31:56Five years

00:31:57and I

00:31:57did nothing

00:31:58but love

00:31:59and respect you.

00:32:01And yet,

00:32:01you cheated on me.

00:32:02And you disrespected

00:32:03the badge.

00:32:04So as commissioner,

00:32:05I'm firing you.

00:32:07Effective immediately.

00:32:08No, wait.

00:32:09You do not have

00:32:10that authority.

00:32:11She's not the commissioner.

00:32:12Look at that badge.

00:32:13Look at that uniform.

00:32:14It's all fake.

00:32:15She didn't even

00:32:16do her research.

00:32:18You know,

00:32:19why is her uniform different?

00:32:20Exactly.

00:32:21We've never seen

00:32:22that uniform before.

00:32:23She's impersonating

00:32:24an officer

00:32:24and she should be arrested.

00:32:26Dad, you're right.

00:32:27Caroline impersonating

00:32:28law enforcement

00:32:29is a felony.

00:32:30Of course you haven't

00:32:31seen this uniform.

00:32:32It's above your ranking.

00:32:33The mayor had

00:32:34this customly

00:32:34addressed for me.

00:32:37Enough of the bullshit.

00:32:38We are sick of your lies.

00:32:40Now arrest her now.

00:32:43What?

00:32:44Wait.

00:32:46Yeah, I've seen

00:32:47commissioner Collins

00:32:48wear that exact

00:32:49same thing before.

00:32:50Well,

00:32:51looks like him

00:32:53is the only detective

00:32:54deserving of a promotion here.

00:32:56Are you sure

00:32:57that that's not

00:32:59the commissioner's uniform?

00:33:00Well, not 100%,

00:33:01but it looks

00:33:03legit,

00:33:04but why not

00:33:04call Collins?

00:33:06If she's really

00:33:07the commissioner,

00:33:07he'd know.

00:33:08Yeah, you're right.

00:33:10Collins will not

00:33:11put up with this bullshit.

00:33:12Caroline,

00:33:13you're about to be

00:33:13in a world of shit.

00:33:14I'm calling

00:33:15Chief Deputy Collins

00:33:16and he's gonna bury you.

00:33:17Be my guest.

00:33:19Yes,

00:33:19Chief Collins?

00:33:20Yeah,

00:33:21this is James.

00:33:21we have somebody

00:33:23impersonating the commissioner

00:33:24and I think

00:33:25you should come

00:33:25take a look.

00:33:27What?

00:33:28We can't have this

00:33:29in our precinct.

00:33:30Detain her

00:33:31immediately.

00:33:32I'm on my way.

00:33:34Chief Collins will be here

00:33:35any minute

00:33:35and soon we'll expose

00:33:36all your lies.

00:33:38Fine.

00:33:38Let's wait and see.

00:33:40James,

00:33:41lock her up already.

00:33:43The commissioner

00:33:44and Mark

00:33:45will be here

00:33:45any minute

00:33:46and if they see

00:33:47this mess

00:33:47it will be

00:33:48on you.

00:33:50You better divorce her

00:33:51and distance yourself

00:33:53because she will ruin you.

00:33:55You're absolutely right.

00:33:56I do need a divorce

00:33:57for me.

00:33:59I need you all to go

00:34:00stall Mark

00:34:01and the commissioner.

00:34:02I'll handle this.

00:34:03Good idea.

00:34:04I'll see what we can do.

00:34:06I hope you know

00:34:07what you're doing,

00:34:08James.

00:34:10Here's the divorce agreement.

00:34:12Sign.

00:34:13Do you have any idea

00:34:14what divorcing me

00:34:15actually means?

00:34:16It means I'm finally

00:34:17going to be free.

00:34:18Free from your crazy ass.

00:34:20Caroline,

00:34:20I know why you met

00:34:21Mark yesterday.

00:34:22You were trying

00:34:22to take my dad's promotion.

00:34:24Thankfully,

00:34:24the commissioner

00:34:25was smart enough

00:34:26to see right through

00:34:26your lunacy.

00:34:27Caroline,

00:34:29James took care

00:34:30of you for five years

00:34:31and this is how

00:34:33you repay him?

00:34:34That's low,

00:34:35even for someone

00:34:36like you.

00:34:40All right,

00:34:40Smith.

00:34:42Chief.

00:34:45Thank God

00:34:46you're here,

00:34:46Chief.

00:34:47I'm sorry

00:34:47about the mess,

00:34:48but it's my ex-wife.

00:34:49She's just...

00:34:51I'll arrest her.

00:34:51you know.

00:34:53All right,

00:34:54just relax.

00:34:55I'll handle her.

00:34:56She's right there.

00:34:57You mean handle me,

00:34:58Chief?

00:34:59Why don't you

00:35:00take a good look

00:35:00and tell them

00:35:01who I really am?

00:35:04Sure.

00:35:10Lady,

00:35:10I don't know

00:35:11who the hell

00:35:12you are.

00:35:13You got some

00:35:13brass balls on you

00:35:14sitting in that

00:35:15commissioner's chair

00:35:16wearing our

00:35:16uniform and badge.

00:35:17Get your ass

00:35:18out of there.

00:35:19Whatever this is

00:35:20you're doing,

00:35:20you're done.

00:35:22What?

00:35:23Wait,

00:35:23you mean you really

00:35:24don't know who I am?

00:35:25Cut the act,

00:35:26Caroline.

00:35:26You know,

00:35:27if you really are

00:35:27the commissioner,

00:35:28why does the chief

00:35:29not know who you are?

00:35:32I...

00:35:37And who the hell

00:35:39cracked that open?

00:35:40That was meant

00:35:40for the commissioner.

00:35:41I did,

00:35:42of course,

00:35:43because I am

00:35:44the commissioner.

00:35:46You?

00:35:48Chief,

00:35:49do not listen to her.

00:35:50She's just my ex-wife.

00:35:51She's some crazy

00:35:51cleaning lady

00:35:52and she's just doing

00:35:53all this just to

00:35:53get back with me.

00:35:54You're a real nut job,

00:35:55lady.

00:35:56Clean up that champagne

00:35:57tower before the real

00:35:58commissioner gets here.

00:35:59Now make it snappy

00:36:01or I'll make sure

00:36:01you rot in prison.

00:36:04I don't like

00:36:05your tone very much.

00:36:06Chief,

00:36:07are you sure

00:36:08you don't want

00:36:09to verify who I am?

00:36:10Yeah,

00:36:10sure.

00:36:11Chief here has been

00:36:12overseeing every LAPD

00:36:13appointment for the

00:36:14last eight years.

00:36:15He knows this place

00:36:15inside and out.

00:36:16Just face it,

00:36:17Caroline,

00:36:17you're done for.

00:36:19Okay,

00:36:20last eight years.

00:36:20That makes sense

00:36:21that you don't know me.

00:36:22I went undercover

00:36:23ten years ago.

00:36:27Are you kidding me?

00:36:29Hell,

00:36:29you're not even 30.

00:36:30You want me to believe

00:36:31you've been undercover

00:36:32for the last ten years?

00:36:33Don't listen to her,

00:36:35Chief.

00:36:35She's just my crazy

00:36:36ex-wife ever since

00:36:37I dumped her.

00:36:37She's been acting all crazy

00:36:39and pulling this crazy shit.

00:36:40I don't want you

00:36:40to arrest her already.

00:36:42Collins,

00:36:43as the new commissioner,

00:36:44I'd advise you to think

00:36:46very carefully

00:36:46before making the next move.

00:36:49They say the new commissioner

00:36:50went on an undercover

00:36:51assignment ten years ago.

00:36:53I never did meet her.

00:36:55What if?

00:36:56Do not listen to her.

00:36:57She's playing mind games

00:36:58right now.

00:37:02Totally.

00:37:03She can't stand

00:37:03that my parents

00:37:04are back together

00:37:04and my dad's

00:37:05getting a promotion.

00:37:06Exactly.

00:37:08That makes sense.

00:37:09Harrison,

00:37:11arrest her.

00:37:14Collins,

00:37:15the system doesn't lie,

00:37:17right?

00:37:18So run my name

00:37:19and then we'll see the truth.

00:37:21Lady,

00:37:22this is a waste of my time.

00:37:24I think I know a liar

00:37:26when I see one.

00:37:27If I don't belong here,

00:37:28then how did I even get in?

00:37:30This floor is personnel only.

00:37:32Badge verified.

00:37:35Shit.

00:37:36You know,

00:37:36she's right.

00:37:37Security on this level

00:37:39is airtight.

00:37:40The only way

00:37:41you could have gotten in here

00:37:42is if...

00:37:43Collins,

00:37:43she obviously stole it.

00:37:44She's been cleaning

00:37:45lady here for ten years.

00:37:47Now, James,

00:37:48I'm sorry.

00:37:49Better safe than sorry.

00:37:50Harrison,

00:37:51take her the iPad.

00:37:52and have her enter

00:37:53in her badge number.

00:37:54Every officer on the force

00:37:56is in that system,

00:37:57even ones who've been undercover.

00:37:59So if you are the commissioner,

00:38:00prove it.

00:38:05Let's find out.

00:38:25Well, it looks like your scam is finally up.

00:38:27Now put your heads behind your back.

00:38:30Shit!

00:38:31That crazy bitch

00:38:32almost had me.

00:38:34I see.

00:38:35Your clearance level

00:38:36is too low

00:38:37to access my information.

00:38:38Would you stop lying,

00:38:39you crazy bitch?

00:38:40Collins,

00:38:41let's give you a minute

00:38:42to handle some personal business

00:38:43and then arrest her.

00:38:45All right, James.

00:38:46But make it snappy.

00:38:47I want this whole thing

00:38:48wrapped up

00:38:49before the commissioner gets here.

00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers.

00:38:52You ruined my life once

00:38:53and I have a bright future,

00:38:55so I'm not going to let you ruin anything.

00:38:57Ruined you?

00:38:59I saved you from the streets

00:39:00when you and your daughter

00:39:01couldn't afford fast food.

00:39:03I got you this job.

00:39:05I paid your bills.

00:39:06I fought for your career.

00:39:09And you?

00:39:11Well, you ran back to this whore

00:39:13who left you with nothing.

00:39:15So tell me,

00:39:16how exactly did I ruin you?

00:39:18Would you stop taking credit

00:39:19for my success?

00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am

00:39:22and you did nothing.

00:39:24I did everything.

00:39:25Let me be clear, James.

00:39:27I told Mark to promote you.

00:39:29I did everything.

00:39:30You would be on the streets without me.

00:39:34You see what I'm saying?

00:39:36She's lost her mind.

00:39:37She thinks Mark takes orders from her.

00:39:39It's pathetic.

00:39:41This is a sad, desperate attempt

00:39:42for you to stay off the streets.

00:39:45What's next, Caroline?

00:39:47You'll fire James if he upsets you?

00:39:51Actually, yes.

00:39:52I can and I will.

00:39:56Oh, God.

00:39:57You're not going to prison.

00:39:58You're going to a psych ward.

00:39:59Stop lying.

00:40:00Everyone here knows you're a joke.

00:40:02You know what?

00:40:03I guess I am a joke.

00:40:05I wasted years of my life

00:40:07on an ungrateful husband

00:40:08and his vicious little brat.

00:40:10Yeah, whatever.

00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers

00:40:13because Collins is waiting to arrest you.

00:40:15Don't worry.

00:40:16I will.

00:40:17And then I'll have nothing

00:40:18to do with you again.

00:40:20Actually, hold on.

00:40:22What is it, James?

00:40:24This is an addendum.

00:40:26Sign it, too.

00:40:27That way your debts stay your debts

00:40:29and my dad's assets belong to us only

00:40:31and you can't take a penny.

00:40:34Five years, Jenna.

00:40:38Five years.

00:40:39I've wasted.

00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog.

00:40:42At least it would be loyal.

00:40:44My dad busted his ass for his money

00:40:45and you're just a parasite loser

00:40:47that latched onto him

00:40:48so you can fuck off.

00:40:51Wake up, idiot.

00:40:53Your dad's paycheck won't even cover

00:40:55the interest of his debts.

00:40:57You mean your debts?

00:40:59I paid mine.

00:41:00No, no.

00:41:01I don't have any debts.

00:41:03That was all you.

00:41:04And for five years,

00:41:05I paid those bills every single month.

00:41:10We should ask him.

00:41:11You know, the worst he can do is say no.

00:41:15Director Mark, James is here.

00:41:18Can we hand him his promotion papers?

00:41:21Promotion papers?

00:41:23Have you met Caroline?

00:41:25Caroline.

00:41:28I know it.

00:41:30Shit.

00:41:30Do you think Mark and the commissioner

00:41:32know about the Champagne Tower?

00:41:33What are we going to do?

00:41:35Oh, uh, oh.

00:41:36James and her,

00:41:38well, they're having a friendly little chat.

00:41:42Friendly?

00:41:43Don't tell me Caroline went soft again

00:41:46on that bastard.

00:41:47Fine.

00:41:48Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.

00:41:50I'll be right there.

00:41:52Yeah.

00:41:54You are a cleaning lady.

00:41:56How could I possibly have more debt than you?

00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself

00:41:59and you're trying to say

00:41:59that you can take care of me?

00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay?

00:42:03So stop stalling and sign the damn papers.

00:42:07James,

00:42:08you are a high school dropout

00:42:10with zero qualifications.

00:42:12How do you think you got that badge?

00:42:14Because it sure as hell

00:42:15wasn't through hard work.

00:42:19I got here from pure hard work

00:42:21and you're just some crazy bitch

00:42:22that's trying to take credit for my success.

00:42:24All right.

00:42:25I'll sign the papers,

00:42:27but

00:42:29don't come crying to me later.

00:42:38Thank God.

00:42:42I'm...

00:42:49Good job, honey.

00:42:51I'm so proud of you.

00:42:53I've raised you well.

00:42:55Finally.

00:42:57All the money and the shopping.

00:42:59I wonder where we should go.

00:43:02The police commissioner is waiting for us.

00:43:04Yes, sir.

00:43:05Everyone with me.

00:43:08All right.

00:43:10Mark's on his way.

00:43:11I hope you're ready to face

00:43:13the consequences of your actions, James.

00:43:15Spare me.

00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail

00:43:19and the commissioner will be here any minute

00:43:21to give me my promotion in person.

00:43:24Wow.

00:43:25She's really Delulo.

00:43:26She thinks she can boss around the director.

00:43:29Chief Collins,

00:43:31we're done here.

00:43:33I'll let you take it from here.

00:43:37Harrison,

00:43:39let's take her in.

00:43:41Wait, stop!

00:43:47Mark just gave the order.

00:43:52Wait!

00:43:54Mark just gave the order.

00:43:56What order?

00:43:58You said?

00:43:59He wants us to

00:44:03be Caroline's backup.

00:44:05He's on his way.

00:44:06Caroline's back?

00:44:07What does she need backup for?

00:44:09So she can actually order Mark around?

00:44:11Wait,

00:44:11what is the deal with you and director Mark?

00:44:13Just wait.

00:44:14He'll explain everything.

00:44:16Wait,

00:44:17so Mark

00:44:17is coming here

00:44:19under his own accord

00:44:20for you.

00:44:22There's got to be something else going on.

00:44:23were you cheating on me

00:44:25this entire time?

00:44:26Don't worry about it,

00:44:27James.

00:44:28Look at what I got here.

00:44:30Mark told me

00:44:31to bring you

00:44:32promotion papers.

00:44:34You're still this golden boy.

00:44:37Oh, yeah.

00:44:39Yeah?

00:44:40Yeah.

00:44:41See for yourself,

00:44:42Sergeant James.

00:44:47Baby,

00:44:48you did it.

00:44:49You're officially a Sergeant.

00:44:53This is the best day ever.

00:44:55My dad gets promoted

00:44:56and we're finally done

00:44:57with this bitch.

00:44:59Don't you think the party

00:45:00is a little premature?

00:45:01Without Mark's official approval,

00:45:03that's as good

00:45:04as toilet paper.

00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?

00:45:10It clearly says

00:45:11promoted to Sergeant.

00:45:12Right.

00:45:14Straight from the committee.

00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this

00:45:17even if he paid.

00:45:19Forget about her,

00:45:21James.

00:45:22Now,

00:45:22when you're officially divorced,

00:45:24let's think about

00:45:25our wedding.

00:45:27I don't worry, babe.

00:45:28That'll happen soon.

00:45:29This cleaning lady

00:45:31is so beneath me.

00:45:33I'm so glad

00:45:34that I dumped her.

00:45:37James,

00:45:38what goes around

00:45:39comes around.

00:45:40I hope you know

00:45:41what's coming.

00:45:42Dad,

00:45:43just ignore this bitch.

00:45:44We'll be getting rich

00:45:45while she rots in prison.

00:45:49So smug

00:45:50and so stupid.

00:45:51Cut the bullshit,

00:45:53Caroline.

00:45:53You're done.

00:45:54Now,

00:45:54based on Ham's word alone,

00:45:57are you really sure

00:45:58about this promotion?

00:46:00What the hell

00:46:00are you playing yet?

00:46:01I mean,

00:46:02Ham's just a detective.

00:46:04He's not authorized

00:46:05to make appointments.

00:46:07That comes from Mark himself.

00:46:09So unless Mark says your name,

00:46:12that promotion means nothing.

00:46:14You know,

00:46:14she's kind of right.

00:46:16But how the hell

00:46:17does she know

00:46:18our appointment protocols?

00:46:20Because I created it.

00:46:30Wait,

00:46:32does that mean

00:46:34she can actually

00:46:35be the commissioner?

00:46:36No, no.

00:46:38Mark's busy,

00:46:39so he asked me

00:46:41to bring the appointment papers

00:46:44and announce it.

00:46:47Huh.

00:46:47Did Mark really say that?

00:46:49Yeah.

00:46:50Let's,

00:46:51let's call him

00:46:52and find out.

00:46:53Caroline,

00:46:54stop already.

00:46:54You are making

00:46:55a fool of yourself.

00:46:56You know,

00:46:57Ham wouldn't be here

00:46:58without Mark's blessing.

00:46:59So,

00:47:00I mean,

00:47:01God,

00:47:02I hate desperate people.

00:47:03You are literally

00:47:04giving me the air.

00:47:05Exactly.

00:47:07How would a clueless

00:47:09toilet scrubber

00:47:10know anything

00:47:11about police hire her?

00:47:13She just can't stand

00:47:14that I'm moving up

00:47:15in the world

00:47:15while she's sitting

00:47:16right bottom.

00:47:17After all,

00:47:18she is going to jail.

00:47:19You are so right, honey.

00:47:22She spends her day

00:47:24toilet scrubbing,

00:47:25so of course

00:47:26she doesn't know

00:47:27how the real world works.

00:47:30I'm so glad

00:47:31that you're divorced now.

00:47:33Caroline,

00:47:34maybe you should

00:47:35toss away

00:47:36your toilet brush

00:47:37and get a little taste

00:47:39of the real world.

00:47:41And yet,

00:47:41you're the one

00:47:42who married

00:47:42the toilet scrubber,

00:47:43right?

00:47:45Spending all that time

00:47:46at rock bottom

00:47:47with you,

00:47:47I learned a lot

00:47:49of valuable lessons.

00:47:50Shut up already!

00:47:54Oh,

00:47:56it's Mark.

00:47:57He's probably calling

00:47:58to congratulate me.

00:48:00Dad,

00:48:00put her on the speaker.

00:48:01Let her hear it.

00:48:02Might as well

00:48:03expose her to the act.

00:48:05Mark,

00:48:05I just want to say

00:48:06thank you for trusting me,

00:48:08sir.

00:48:09I just got handed

00:48:10the conversion papers.

00:48:11James,

00:48:12listen carefully.

00:48:13Your promotion

00:48:14is suspended.

00:48:22What, Mark?

00:48:23No, no,

00:48:23you just gave me

00:48:25the promotion papers.

00:48:25Why would you

00:48:26suspend it immediately?

00:48:27I only had him

00:48:28bring the papers

00:48:29over for storage.

00:48:30I never authorized anything.

00:48:33Okay.

00:48:34Yeah,

00:48:35I got it.

00:48:36I will be there shortly.

00:48:39Stay where you are.

00:48:40Yes, sir.

00:48:41What happened

00:48:42with Mark?

00:48:43Why is your promotion

00:48:45getting suspended?

00:48:46Oh,

00:48:46please,

00:48:47God,

00:48:47no more drama.

00:48:48I mean,

00:48:48this is all

00:48:48her fault.

00:48:49No,

00:48:50Mark is

00:48:50on his way here

00:48:52right now

00:48:52to tell me

00:48:53in person.

00:48:55Well,

00:48:56like I said,

00:48:57Mark won't promote you

00:48:58without me authorizing it.

00:49:00You know,

00:49:00just shut up,

00:49:01Caroline.

00:49:02Mark wouldn't be

00:49:03making a personal

00:49:04appearance

00:49:04if he didn't

00:49:05respect my dad.

00:49:06Exactly.

00:49:08James was the

00:49:09star auxiliary officer

00:49:11and the commissioner

00:49:13asked ourselves

00:49:14to come in here

00:49:16for a special surprise

00:49:18so he will

00:49:19get promoted.

00:49:21Don't get ahead

00:49:22of yourselves.

00:49:23I told Mark

00:49:24to come.

00:49:25Believe it or not,

00:49:27everything in this world

00:49:28doesn't revolve around you.

00:49:29Stop talking about it.

00:49:31When Mark gets here,

00:49:32I'll arrest you

00:49:32in front of him.

00:49:33You're done.

00:49:34Dad,

00:49:35it's been an hour.

00:49:36I mean,

00:49:36who is the commissioner

00:49:37anyways

00:49:38and what is this

00:49:38big surprise?

00:49:40The answer

00:49:41to both of those

00:49:42questions is...

00:49:44me.

00:49:48You?

00:49:49Caroline?

00:49:51Stop the act already.

00:49:52I'm not coming

00:49:54back to you.

00:49:55I mean,

00:49:56stop dreaming,

00:49:57Caroline.

00:49:58The commissioner

00:49:58is a renowned

00:49:59internal affairs

00:50:00intelligence agent.

00:50:01The mayor

00:50:02kisses her ass.

00:50:03I married you

00:50:04because you seem

00:50:05sweet and innocent.

00:50:06But the reality is,

00:50:08you're one of the

00:50:09most deranged bitches

00:50:10I've ever met

00:50:11in my life.

00:50:12And you'll make

00:50:13a very nice addition

00:50:14to Skid Row.

00:50:15Aw,

00:50:16poor little Caroline.

00:50:19She can't accept

00:50:20the fact that

00:50:21I'm a better woman

00:50:24than her.

00:50:26I guess her shock

00:50:27must have broken her.

00:50:29That's why she's

00:50:29acting so crazy.

00:50:32All right.

00:50:34You clearly

00:50:34don't buy it.

00:50:35Go ahead and call

00:50:36Mark.

00:50:39Oh,

00:50:40Commissioner Caroline.

00:50:41Should I bow

00:50:42to your feet right now?

00:50:46Walk faster.

00:50:47Let's not keep

00:50:47Caroline waiting.

00:50:48So,

00:50:49Commissioner,

00:50:49what's the order?

00:50:51Are you going to have

00:50:51Mark fire me on the spot?

00:50:53Yeah,

00:50:54are you going to get me

00:50:54kicked out of prep school too?

00:50:56Ooh,

00:50:57I'm dying,

00:50:58you know.

00:50:59What about me,

00:51:00Commissioner?

00:51:01What is my punishment?

00:51:04Enjoy your little show

00:51:05while you can.

00:51:06When Mark gets here,

00:51:08it's over.

00:51:09Ooh.

00:51:10I can't wait.

00:51:12James,

00:51:13get your ass out here

00:51:14now.

00:51:19What the hell

00:51:20is going on?

00:51:22Sir,

00:51:23where's the commission?

00:51:23I was going to escort

00:51:24you guys in.

00:51:27Oh.

00:51:32Are you okay?

00:51:33He didn't hurt you,

00:51:34did he?

00:51:35Hey,

00:51:36no,

00:51:37I'm fine.

00:51:41Why is she acting

00:51:42so cozy

00:51:43with the director?

00:51:44Is she his

00:51:45side piece

00:51:45or something?

00:51:46Hey,

00:51:46you shut that

00:51:47hole in your face.

00:51:48This is the

00:51:49commissioner's

00:51:50swearing-in ceremony.

00:51:51Show some

00:51:52goddamn respect.

00:51:54No,

00:51:55no,

00:51:55Mark,

00:51:55you got it all wrong.

00:51:56She's got the

00:51:57fake uniform

00:51:58and badge.

00:51:59She's impersonating

00:51:59the commissioner

00:52:00and we were just

00:52:00about to arrest her.

00:52:01Are you out

00:52:02of your fucking mind?

00:52:05You're going to

00:52:06arrest Caroline?

00:52:07She means everything

00:52:09to me.

00:52:09You lay a finger

00:52:10on her

00:52:10and I will

00:52:11destroy you.

00:52:13Why do you

00:52:13care about

00:52:14so much?

00:52:16You two are

00:52:17sleeping together,

00:52:18aren't you?

00:52:21You watch

00:52:22your mouth,

00:52:23boy.

00:52:24I told you

00:52:24when he arrived

00:52:25you'd be finished.

00:52:28Dad,

00:52:28Caroline's been

00:52:29cheating on you

00:52:29with the director

00:52:30this whole time,

00:52:31but she's still

00:52:31trying to gaslight

00:52:32and guilt trip you

00:52:33about Mom?

00:52:34You're right.

00:52:35It looks like

00:52:35the cleaning lady

00:52:36found herself

00:52:36a sugar daddy.

00:52:38A cheating scumbag

00:52:39and an ungrateful

00:52:40brat.

00:52:41You have abused

00:52:42Caroline for five

00:52:43years and today

00:52:45I'm going to make

00:52:45you pay for it.

00:52:47Wait, Mark.

00:52:48This is a personal

00:52:48problem between me

00:52:49and her.

00:52:50You cannot abuse

00:52:50your power to help

00:52:51her.

00:52:52Fine, then.

00:52:53Yeah.

00:52:54Let's do official

00:52:54business first.

00:52:55Hand me that

00:52:55promotion paper.

00:53:02James, as director

00:53:04of the LAPD,

00:53:06I hereby revoke

00:53:07your promotion

00:53:08effective immediately.

00:53:14You are abusing

00:53:15your power.

00:53:16You do not have

00:53:16the authority

00:53:17to do this.

00:53:18Chief,

00:53:19aren't you going to

00:53:19say something?

00:53:20Hey, Mark,

00:53:22he's right.

00:53:23A committee made

00:53:24this decision

00:53:25and you don't

00:53:26have the power

00:53:27to override it.

00:53:28The commissioner

00:53:29delegated me.

00:53:31And Collins,

00:53:32back off,

00:53:33James Gaser.

00:53:34I'll have you answer

00:53:35to the commissioner

00:53:35yourself.

00:53:36How's that?

00:53:39Chief,

00:53:40aren't you going

00:53:40to help me?

00:53:42I'm sorry,

00:53:43James.

00:53:43There's nothing

00:53:44I can do.

00:53:45He's got the

00:53:46backing of the

00:53:47commissioner and

00:53:49you may have

00:53:50barked up the

00:53:50wrong tree on

00:53:51this one.

00:53:52I have to go.

00:54:01Kill you

00:54:01fucking bitch.

00:54:03Seducing older

00:54:03men and calling

00:54:04me the cheater?

00:54:05No wonder

00:54:06you wanted that

00:54:06divorce so quick.

00:54:07You found yourself

00:54:08a sugar daddy.

00:54:10Wow,

00:54:10all these years

00:54:11acting all warm

00:54:12and righteous,

00:54:13but really you

00:54:13were just a snake

00:54:14all along,

00:54:15huh?

00:54:15You were quite

00:54:16the actress,

00:54:18Caroline.

00:54:19Acting all hurt

00:54:20when James dumped

00:54:21you,

00:54:21but you were

00:54:22already sleeping

00:54:23your way to the

00:54:24top.

00:54:26All makes sense

00:54:27now.

00:54:27Mark's side piece

00:54:28gets special

00:54:29treatment.

00:54:31Exactly.

00:54:32Mark wouldn't

00:54:33protect her for

00:54:33nothing.

00:54:35my relationship

00:54:36with Mark is

00:54:37none of your

00:54:37business.

00:54:38None of my

00:54:39business?

00:54:40We were married

00:54:40for five years

00:54:41and you call

00:54:41me the cheater?

00:54:43This guy's old

00:54:44enough to be

00:54:44your father.

00:54:45I guess you'll

00:54:46just sleep with

00:54:46anything that's

00:54:47old and has

00:54:48authority.

00:54:49James,

00:54:50you watch your

00:54:51fucking mouth

00:54:52or I will beat

00:54:54you fucking

00:54:55senseless.

00:54:56What?

00:54:57Hierarchy aside,

00:54:58you've been

00:54:59widowed for 20

00:54:59years.

00:55:00I guess you

00:55:01found yourself

00:55:01a sugar

00:55:02baby.

00:55:02Congratulations.

00:55:05Goddamn,

00:55:06that felt

00:55:06good.

00:55:09Everybody,

00:55:09look,

00:55:10he's hitting

00:55:11me to cover

00:55:11up for his

00:55:12mistress.

00:55:14Definitely

00:55:14reporting this

00:55:15to the

00:55:15commissioner.

00:55:16I'm warning

00:55:17you.

00:55:17You say

00:55:18one more

00:55:19word to

00:55:19slander my

00:55:20daughter and

00:55:21I swear by

00:55:21God it's

00:55:22funny.

00:55:22Jesus,

00:55:23I will have

00:55:23every officer

00:55:24here use you

00:55:25for fucking

00:55:25target practice.

00:55:27your daughter?

00:55:34That daughter

00:55:34my fucking

00:55:35ass.

00:55:36More like

00:55:37daddy's little

00:55:37side piece.

00:55:39Mark,

00:55:40if she was

00:55:40really your

00:55:40daughter,

00:55:41why don't

00:55:41you have

00:55:41the same

00:55:42last name?

00:55:43Caroline,

00:55:43I mean,

00:55:44we were

00:55:44married for

00:55:44five years

00:55:45and you

00:55:46never once

00:55:47talked about

00:55:47your father

00:55:47and now

00:55:48he shows

00:55:49up and

00:55:49he's the

00:55:49director

00:55:50of the

00:55:50LAPD?

00:55:52What

00:55:52kind of

00:55:53shit show

00:55:53are you

00:55:54running here?

00:55:55Dude,

00:55:55I've known

00:55:56Mark forever.

00:55:56He's never

00:55:57mentioned

00:55:57anything

00:55:58about a

00:55:58daughter.

00:55:59Something

00:55:59smells as

00:56:00fishy as

00:56:00seven-day-old

00:56:01tuna here.

00:56:02Who says

00:56:03I have to

00:56:03take my

00:56:03father's

00:56:04last name?

00:56:05It's the

00:56:0521st century.

00:56:07I took

00:56:07my mom

00:56:08so wide.

00:56:09Spare me

00:56:09the bullshit.

00:56:10You've been

00:56:11screwing this

00:56:11old fucker

00:56:12Bahama back

00:56:12this entire

00:56:13time.

00:56:13I bet you

00:56:14couldn't wait

00:56:15to dump me

00:56:15so you can

00:56:15go play

00:56:16house with

00:56:16daddy.

00:56:17Dad's

00:56:17right.

00:56:18You only

00:56:18married him

00:56:19to cover up

00:56:19your nasty

00:56:20little affair.

00:56:21You played

00:56:21us all.

00:56:22I am

00:56:23so sick

00:56:23and tired

00:56:24of this

00:56:24horse shit.

00:56:26Throw these

00:56:26losers out

00:56:27on their

00:56:27asses.

00:56:28Wait,

00:56:28wait,

00:56:29wait.

00:56:29You cannot

00:56:29throw us

00:56:30out like

00:56:30garbage.

00:56:31The

00:56:31commissioner

00:56:32invited us

00:56:32here herself.

00:56:34I'm gonna

00:56:34get that

00:56:34promotion and

00:56:35your asses

00:56:36are gonna

00:56:36be in a

00:56:37shitload

00:56:37of shit.

00:56:38I'm sorry,

00:56:39are you still

00:56:39dreaming about

00:56:40that promotion?

00:56:41It's time

00:56:42to wake up.

00:56:44The commissioner

00:56:46already promised

00:56:48James his badge.

00:56:49So when she

00:56:50gets here,

00:56:50we will tell

00:56:51her all

00:56:52about your

00:56:54sick little

00:56:55relationship.

00:56:56Thank you

00:56:57for reminding

00:56:58me.

00:56:59The commissioner

00:57:00did want you

00:57:01to have this

00:57:01and I

00:57:02personally made

00:57:03some adjustments

00:57:04myself for your

00:57:05situation.

00:57:06Dad,

00:57:07these must be

00:57:08your promotion

00:57:08papers.

00:57:09They're gonna

00:57:09be sergeant.

00:57:10Honey,

00:57:12congrats.

00:57:14Please remember

00:57:15what you promised

00:57:16me.

00:57:16Oh,

00:57:17well,

00:57:17I always keep

00:57:18my promises.

00:57:19Okay,

00:57:19well,

00:57:19come on already,

00:57:20open them.

00:57:20Okay,

00:57:21wait,

00:57:21wait.

00:57:24What the

00:57:24actual fuck?

00:57:26Termination

00:57:27notice.

00:57:29What kind

00:57:30of show

00:57:30is it?

00:57:32You did

00:57:33this.

00:57:34You

00:57:34backstabbing

00:57:35bitch.

00:57:35I told you

00:57:36before,

00:57:36you're fired,

00:57:37asshole.

00:57:38Effective

00:57:39immediately.

00:57:40Boss,

00:57:41Mark,

00:57:42please,

00:57:42please.

00:57:43You know,

00:57:43I've worked

00:57:44my ass off

00:57:45for the last

00:57:45five years.

00:57:47I'm a good

00:57:48cop.

00:57:48The commissioner

00:57:49wouldn't throw

00:57:49me out like

00:57:50this.

00:57:51Caroline is

00:57:52pulling strings

00:57:52and you're

00:57:52letting her

00:57:53get away

00:57:53with it.

00:57:54You cheated

00:57:54on your wife

00:57:55and embarrassed

00:57:55the entire

00:57:56department.

00:57:57You broke

00:57:57every rule

00:57:58in the book.

00:58:00I'm letting

00:58:00you off easy.

00:58:02Getting canned?

00:58:02I mean,

00:58:03come on,

00:58:03that's the least

00:58:04you deserve.

00:58:05Deserved?

00:58:08I'm reporting

00:58:09both your asses

00:58:10to the commissioner.

00:58:10I want to talk

00:58:11to the commissioner

00:58:11right fucking

00:58:12now.

00:58:13Regardless

00:58:14of what the

00:58:15commissioner

00:58:15says,

00:58:16I am director

00:58:17of the LAPD

00:58:19and I am

00:58:19telling you,

00:58:20James,

00:58:21you're fucking

00:58:22fired.

00:58:23How many times

00:58:24do I have to tell

00:58:25you to take

00:58:25the trash out?

00:58:26No,

00:58:26no,

00:58:26this is an abuse

00:58:28of power.

00:58:29I want to talk

00:58:31to the commissioner.

00:58:33I want my

00:58:33promotion.

00:58:34You still buy

00:58:35my daughter's

00:58:35scout costume?

00:58:43Well,

00:58:43this is settled

00:58:44for now,

00:58:45but knowing

00:58:45that piece

00:58:45of shit,

00:58:46he's not

00:58:47going to give

00:58:47up that easy.

00:58:49I'm being generous,

00:58:50just firing him.

00:58:51If he doesn't

00:58:51let it go,

00:58:52then I'll

00:58:52escalate the case.

00:58:58This is all

00:58:59your fault,

00:59:00you stupid bitch.

00:59:01If I hadn't been

00:59:02seduced by you,

00:59:03I would still

00:59:03have my job.

00:59:05Dad,

00:59:06stop.

00:59:07You're going

00:59:07to kill mom.

00:59:08Please,

00:59:09you're...

00:59:15I just lost

00:59:16my job.

00:59:16What am I

00:59:17going to do?

00:59:17I'm going to be

00:59:17homeless again.

00:59:19Oh,

00:59:19baby,

00:59:20but you know

00:59:21I love you

00:59:21so much.

00:59:23It has to be

00:59:24Caroline.

00:59:25She's completely

00:59:25destroying us.

00:59:27That's true,

00:59:27Dad.

00:59:28We just need

00:59:28to find the

00:59:29commissioner

00:59:29and tell her

00:59:30about this

00:59:30whole situation

00:59:31and that's

00:59:32the only way

00:59:32we can get

00:59:33revenge and

00:59:33get our life

00:59:34back.

00:59:34But we don't

00:59:35even know

00:59:35her last name.

00:59:36How are we

00:59:37going to do

00:59:38that?

00:59:40Wait a minute.

00:59:41I know

00:59:41who could help

00:59:43us.

00:59:43Miss Lane,

00:59:44the mayor's

00:59:45wife.

00:59:48What are you

00:59:49talking about?

00:59:50The mayor,

00:59:52William Cain's

00:59:53birthday is in

00:59:53two days

00:59:54and Miss Lane

00:59:55is throwing

00:59:55this huge

00:59:56party.

00:59:57The commissioner

00:59:58is going to

00:59:59be there.

01:00:00We're going to

01:00:00crush the party

01:00:02and we're going

01:00:03to tell her

01:00:03all about

01:00:04this little

01:00:05two.

01:00:05Holy shit,

01:00:06mom,

01:00:06that's brilliant.

01:00:07And then when

01:00:08the commissioner

01:00:08finds out about

01:00:09all of this,

01:00:09dad will get

01:00:10his job back

01:00:10and get promoted

01:00:11to sergeant.

01:00:12Exactly.

01:00:13Marilyn,

01:00:14I love you.

01:00:15I'm so sorry

01:00:16for choking you,

01:00:17but you helped

01:00:17me get my job

01:00:18back.

01:00:18I promise I'll

01:00:19make it up to

01:00:19you big time.

01:00:20We're family,

01:00:21James.

01:00:22I would do

01:00:23anything for you.

01:00:26God,

01:00:26I love you.

01:00:27Love?

01:00:29Please.

01:00:30More like I need

01:00:31access to that

01:00:32bank account

01:00:32to cover my

01:00:33debts.

01:00:38Who's that?

01:00:39Hello?

01:00:40Is this Jenna

01:00:41Smith?

01:00:41Yeah,

01:00:42that's me.

01:00:42Miss Smith,

01:00:43I regret to tell

01:00:45you that your

01:00:45stepmothers

01:00:46halted tuition

01:00:47payments.

01:00:48Unfortunately,

01:00:49we have to let

01:00:50your placement

01:00:50go.

01:00:51Wait,

01:00:52tuition?

01:00:52I thought I had

01:00:53a full scholarship.

01:00:54You can't just

01:00:54kick me out.

01:00:55Oh,

01:00:56no,

01:00:57no,

01:00:58I'm sorry.

01:00:59That was a

01:01:00white lie.

01:01:01Miss Carolyn

01:01:01Johnson offered

01:01:02to pay double

01:01:03tuition to get

01:01:04you enrolled.

01:01:05Without that,

01:01:06you actually

01:01:07aren't quite

01:01:07qualified to attend.

01:01:14They just kicked

01:01:15me out.

01:01:16This is the worst

01:01:17day ever.

01:01:17No,

01:01:18no,

01:01:18don't cry,

01:01:19baby girl.

01:01:19Look,

01:01:20there's got to be

01:01:20a mistake.

01:01:22I mean,

01:01:23she's just a

01:01:23cleaning lady.

01:01:24How does she

01:01:24need to have

01:01:24money for tuition?

01:01:25It's got to be

01:01:26Caroline fucking

01:01:27with us again.

01:01:28We've got to

01:01:29nail these

01:01:29bastards

01:01:30before they

01:01:31completely

01:01:31destroy us.

01:01:32Dad,

01:01:32what do we do?

01:01:33We're just

01:01:34going to go

01:01:34home from now.

01:01:35I'm going to

01:01:35figure it out.

01:01:36I promise.

01:01:36Let's go.

01:01:37Okay.

01:01:44Jesus.

01:01:46What are you

01:01:47guys doing

01:01:47in my room?

01:01:48Sweetheart,

01:01:49it's okay.

01:01:49We just want

01:01:50to make sure

01:01:50nobody ever

01:01:51messes with

01:01:51you ever again.

01:01:52And from

01:01:53now on,

01:01:54I'm assigning

01:01:55bodyguard

01:01:55protection 24-7.

01:01:57Dad,

01:01:57come on.

01:01:58I don't need

01:01:58babysitters.

01:02:00This is all

01:02:00my fault.

01:02:02I wasn't

01:02:03there for you

01:02:03when you

01:02:04needed me.

01:02:05And that's

01:02:05why James

01:02:06hurt you.

01:02:06And I swear

01:02:07I will never

01:02:08let that happen

01:02:08again.

01:02:09Dad,

01:02:10I know

01:02:11that James

01:02:11hurt me,

01:02:12but I can't

01:02:13live my life

01:02:14as a prisoner.

01:02:15Please.

01:02:16Caroline,

01:02:17please.

01:02:17Just,

01:02:17just...

01:02:18No,

01:02:18Dad,

01:02:18no.

01:02:19I am going

01:02:19to the mayor's

01:02:20birthday party

01:02:20tonight,

01:02:21alone.

01:02:22No bodyguards.

01:02:24Caroline.

01:02:25Nope.

01:02:27Caroline,

01:02:28wait.

01:02:38This is my

01:02:39house.

01:02:39You can't just

01:02:40take it from

01:02:40me.

01:02:43What?

01:02:44At least tell me

01:02:45what the fuck

01:02:45is going on.

01:02:46James Smith,

01:02:47right?

01:02:48Your medical bills

01:02:49and credit cards

01:02:49are way past

01:02:50their due date.

01:02:51Bankhead has come

01:02:52to seize the

01:02:52property,

01:02:53so you can

01:02:53pack your stuff

01:02:54and get lost.

01:02:56No,

01:02:56you have it

01:02:57wrong.

01:02:57Those are my

01:02:57ex-wife's debts.

01:02:58They're not mine.

01:03:00Funny,

01:03:00because your name

01:03:01is all over

01:03:03the bills here.

01:03:05Looks like you're

01:03:05a saint of an

01:03:06ex-wife's been

01:03:07covering your ass

01:03:07for the last

01:03:08five years.

01:03:09Looks like the

01:03:10gravy train's

01:03:10finally come to

01:03:11a screeching halt.

01:03:12Choo-choo.

01:03:17Jesus Christ!

01:03:19What's up with

01:03:19all these bills?

01:03:21Is that why you

01:03:22came back to me?

01:03:23I had no idea.

01:03:24Caroline was

01:03:25covering for me.

01:03:26Dad, you lost

01:03:27your job in our

01:03:28house?

01:03:28We're gonna be

01:03:29homeless!

01:03:29We're not

01:03:30gonna be homeless.

01:03:30I did not sign

01:03:32up to be broke

01:03:33and homeless

01:03:34with you, James.

01:03:36I'm out.

01:03:38Mom!

01:03:41I'm out.

01:03:44Mom, you can't

01:03:45leave us again,

01:03:46please!

01:03:46Babe, please,

01:03:47please!

01:03:47We used to have

01:03:48the mayor's party.

01:03:49We will rat

01:03:49Caroline and mark

01:03:50out to the mayor.

01:03:51I'll be back on

01:03:52the force.

01:03:53Everything will be

01:03:53fine.

01:03:54Mom, just give

01:03:54Dad one more

01:03:55shot.

01:03:55Fine.

01:03:57Last chance.

01:03:58But if you don't

01:03:59figure out your

01:03:59shit, I'm done

01:04:01for good.

01:04:12Wow.

01:04:13Caroline, I am so

01:04:15thrilled that you

01:04:15can make it.

01:04:16And thank you

01:04:17from the bottom

01:04:18of my heart

01:04:18for everything

01:04:19that you've done

01:04:20for the last

01:04:2010 years.

01:04:21I know it

01:04:21wasn't easy.

01:04:22You were my

01:04:22guest of honor

01:04:23tonight.

01:04:24You're too kind,

01:04:25sir.

01:04:26It's an honor

01:04:26to serve my

01:04:27country, just

01:04:28doing my job.

01:04:29You know,

01:04:30there's a lot

01:04:30of people from

01:04:31City Hall here.

01:04:32It would be my

01:04:32pleasure to

01:04:33introduce you.

01:04:34I don't want

01:04:34to divulge into

01:04:35politics, but

01:04:36please enjoy your

01:04:37evening with your

01:04:37guests.

01:04:39Very well,

01:04:39then.

01:04:40I'll be

01:04:41around if you

01:04:41need me.

01:04:42Anything.

01:04:43Thank you, sir.

01:04:44Happy birthday.

01:04:46Right this way,

01:04:47Commissioner.

01:04:56Oh, my God.

01:04:59Jesus, this place

01:05:00is insane.

01:05:00As long as the

01:05:01commissioner's here,

01:05:01I am not finished

01:05:02yet.

01:05:03James, Miss Lane

01:05:05loves me.

01:05:06I've been kissing

01:05:07her ass for years

01:05:08now, so she'll get

01:05:09us in front of the

01:05:10commissioner, no

01:05:11problem.

01:05:22Hey, what are you

01:05:23doing here?

01:05:26Hey, what are you

01:05:27doing here?

01:05:30You bitch.

01:05:31You ruined our

01:05:32lives yesterday, yet

01:05:33you had the nerve to

01:05:34show up here.

01:05:34Still can't get over

01:05:36my man, you

01:05:37pathetic little whore.

01:05:40Makes me sick even

01:05:41looking at you.

01:05:43Oh, stop flattering

01:05:44yourself.

01:05:45I don't need your

01:05:45permission to be here.

01:05:47I was invited.

01:05:49Invited?

01:05:50You?

01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's

01:05:52party, and we are

01:05:54VIP guests.

01:05:56The commissioner

01:05:56will be here, too.

01:05:57My dad is going to

01:05:58report you and Mark.

01:06:00Let's see if the

01:06:01commissioner takes you

01:06:01seriously.

01:06:02We know the

01:06:03mayor's wife

01:06:04personally.

01:06:05She will believe

01:06:06us.

01:06:07Funny.

01:06:08So do I.

01:06:09Let's see how you

01:06:10plan on reporting me.

01:06:11Listen, Caroline, I

01:06:12do not care if you're

01:06:13Mark's mistress or

01:06:14his daughter.

01:06:14He cannot protect

01:06:15you if he's not

01:06:16here.

01:06:16Don't waste your

01:06:17breath, James.

01:06:19Come on.

01:06:20Miss Lane's waiting.

01:06:30All right, guys.

01:06:31The commissioner's

01:06:32going to be here, so

01:06:33we've got to find her

01:06:33now.

01:06:34Names?

01:06:35May I see your

01:06:36invitation, please?

01:06:38May I see your

01:06:39invitation, please?

01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's

01:06:44guest.

01:06:45She specifically

01:06:46emphasized we should

01:06:47take excellent care

01:06:48of you.

01:06:50James, when Miss Lane

01:06:52arrives, she'll

01:06:53introduce you to the

01:06:54commissioner.

01:07:08Hey, show me your

01:07:10invitation.

01:07:13Oh, my goodness.

01:07:16The mayor's VIP guest.

01:07:18Right this way.

01:07:20I added a janitor to get

01:07:21on the mayor's radar, and

01:07:22a VIP guest.

01:07:24She's sleeping with

01:07:25Mark.

01:07:26He obviously gave her

01:07:27that invitation.

01:07:29Absolutely.

01:07:30We have to get the

01:07:31slut out of here before

01:07:32she ruins the whole

01:07:33party.

01:07:33Listen, you cannot let

01:07:35her in.

01:07:35She's my ex-wife, and

01:07:36she's crazy.

01:07:37Just a janitor.

01:07:38She would never make it

01:07:39on the invitation for the

01:07:40mayor.

01:07:40Yeah, I guess that

01:07:41makes sense.

01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's

01:07:44VIP guest, so I'm going to

01:07:46follow their lead.

01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong

01:07:50here.

01:07:51Please leave.

01:07:54I would be very careful,

01:07:55miss.

01:07:56The mayor will be furious

01:07:57if you bounce his VIP

01:07:58guest.

01:07:59Caroline, enough.

01:08:00Just because you're

01:08:01sleeping with Mark does

01:08:02not make you untouchable,

01:08:03and now what?

01:08:04You're just cozying up

01:08:05to the mayor?

01:08:06Get out before you're

01:08:07thrown out.

01:08:08You better back down

01:08:09before I lose my temper.

01:08:10I will not go easy on

01:08:11you this time.

01:08:12Stop the act!

01:08:14Mark's not here to

01:08:15protect you.

01:08:16We're going to report

01:08:18you and Mark to the

01:08:20commissioner.

01:08:21I am the commissioner,

01:08:22and I'm not going to

01:08:23tell you again.

01:08:25You're still acting?

01:08:27Well, everybody here

01:08:28is a cop.

01:08:29Do you guys recognize

01:08:30her?

01:08:30No.

01:08:31I don't recognize

01:08:32her at all.

01:08:33Never seen her before.

01:08:34I've been undercover

01:08:35for 10 years.

01:08:37Of course, no one

01:08:37from HQ recognizes me.

01:08:39Go ahead, ask the mayor.

01:08:43Are you going to have

01:08:44time for this, okay?

01:08:45Enough of these

01:08:45childish games, all right?

01:08:47You're just Mark's

01:08:47side piece.

01:08:48That's the only reason

01:08:49that you are not

01:08:50locked up right now.

01:08:51Mark's mistress?

01:08:52Such a big age gap.

01:08:54Gross.

01:08:54If the commissioner

01:08:55finds out,

01:08:56she'll definitely

01:08:57fire Mark.

01:08:58She is just my

01:08:59crazy ex-stepmom.

01:09:00She got my dad fired,

01:09:02and now she's following

01:09:03him here to harass him.

01:09:04She's an absolute psycho.

01:09:08James is remarrying me very soon.

01:09:13So stop chasing him,

01:09:14or people will start

01:09:16calling you the home record.

01:09:20I think we both know

01:09:21who the home record is here.

01:09:23Don't listen to her mom.

01:09:25She is just bitter

01:09:26that we're a happy family again.

01:09:28A total gold digger.

01:09:29You destroyed

01:09:30my promotion yesterday.

01:09:32And what,

01:09:32you came here

01:09:32to ruin the party too?

01:09:34I have had it

01:09:34with you in my life.

01:09:36Throw her out now.

01:09:40You do not work for them,

01:09:43okay?

01:09:43You work for the mayor.

01:09:44If you do anything

01:09:44that these clowns tell you to do,

01:09:46you're out of a job.

01:09:47Do it!

01:09:48Kick her out!

01:09:48I will deal with any problems.

01:09:51Don't.

01:09:54We're Miss Lane's people.

01:09:57Cross us,

01:09:58and you cross her.

01:10:00I suggest you

01:10:02be very smart about this.

01:10:04All right, ma'am.

01:10:05I'm gonna have to ask you

01:10:06to leave.

01:10:07Hi, William.

01:10:08I, look,

01:10:10I'm so sorry to bother you,

01:10:11but there's been

01:10:12a bit of a situation.

01:10:13Um, I'm in the banquet hall.

01:10:15I need you to come here

01:10:17right away.

01:10:19Wait.

01:10:20She knows the mayor

01:10:21personally?

01:10:23Is she actually...

01:10:27Are you kidding me?

01:10:29She's just a janitor.

01:10:31Caroline, sweetie,

01:10:32just go.

01:10:33We'll let this slide.

01:10:34Mark is not going in here

01:10:37to protect you

01:10:38and save you tonight.

01:10:39The mayor's on his way.

01:10:41It's time to put all this to rest.

01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests

01:10:44get his personal attention.

01:10:46Her status must be

01:10:47extraordinary.

01:10:49Wait.

01:10:50In L.A.,

01:10:51the only person

01:10:52who gets his reception

01:10:52is the commissioner.

01:10:54What?

01:10:54Could she really be

01:10:56the commissioner?

01:10:56I guess it makes sense

01:10:58no one can recognize her.

01:10:59She's been undercover

01:11:00this whole time.

01:11:01Do not buy her lies.

01:11:03She doesn't know Mr. Lane.

01:11:04The mayor's gonna

01:11:05personally throw out

01:11:05this fraud

01:11:06when he gets here.

01:11:07Keep talking, James.

01:11:08In about two minutes,

01:11:09you're gonna be eating

01:11:10those wings.

01:11:11I don't have time

01:11:12for this nonsense.

01:11:12Throw her out now,

01:11:13or I'll arrest you, too.

01:11:15Don't you dare touch me

01:11:17unless you want

01:11:18to lose your jobs.

01:11:19Stop embarrassing yourself,

01:11:21Caroline.

01:11:23James replaced you

01:11:24with me

01:11:27because you were just

01:11:28a worthless cleaning lady.

01:11:31Nothing more than that.

01:11:34I've shown you

01:11:35a lot of mercy,

01:11:37but look at me.

01:11:38If you keep pushing me,

01:11:40it's over.

01:11:40I'm gonna destroy

01:11:41every single one of you.

01:11:43Enough!

01:11:44Mark is not here

01:11:45to protect you.

01:11:46Time to put you

01:11:46where you belong.

01:11:47Now take this trash

01:11:48out to the streets.

01:11:50You're digging

01:11:50your own grief, James.

01:11:52This is your last chance.

01:11:53I'm warning you.

01:11:54Get off me.

01:11:56All right,

01:11:56I guess we'll see

01:11:57what happens.

01:11:58Ooh.

01:12:07What the hell

01:12:08are you people doing?

01:12:10Oh.

01:12:12Oh, Mr. Lane.

01:12:13This imposter

01:12:14was causing chaos

01:12:15at your event.

01:12:16She's claiming

01:12:17to be the commissioner.

01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous.

01:12:19Imposter.

01:12:20Yes, sir.

01:12:21She even had the audacity

01:12:22to claim she's your VIP guest.

01:12:24Absolutely ridiculous.

01:12:27Thankfully,

01:12:27Mr. Smith here,

01:12:28he exposed her

01:12:29in just a nick of time.

01:12:31Otherwise,

01:12:32she'd have slipped

01:12:32into your banquet.

01:12:33Right.

01:12:37Oh, William.

01:12:40So, you must be

01:12:42Caroline's ex-husband.

01:12:45Nice to meet you,

01:12:46Mr. Lane.

01:12:50Sir, I am.

01:12:53We were invited

01:12:54by your wife,

01:12:54Mrs. Lane.

01:12:55So, you're the one

01:12:56who wanted to throw

01:12:56Caroline out.

01:12:57That's right.

01:12:58Just want to make sure

01:12:59everything goes orderly

01:13:00on your big night.

01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady.

01:13:02And we just went through

01:13:03a messy divorce

01:13:04so her mental health

01:13:04is all over the place.

01:13:06She keeps rambling

01:13:07on and on

01:13:08about being

01:13:09the new police commissioner.

01:13:11But don't worry, sir.

01:13:12I am on your side

01:13:13and I won't let her

01:13:14ruin your night.

01:13:21Don't you ever

01:13:22disrespect Caroline like that.

01:13:26Why would you hit me?

01:13:27I'm friends with Mrs. Lane.

01:13:28I don't care

01:13:29who you claim

01:13:30to be friends with.

01:13:32This is somebody

01:13:33that I look up to

01:13:34and you

01:13:35don't deserve

01:13:36to call yourself

01:13:37an officer of the law.

01:13:39You are absolutely

01:13:40freaking clueless.

01:13:44Commissioner,

01:13:45I'm terribly sorry.

01:13:46This is on me.

01:13:47My people let you down.

01:13:49It's fine.

01:13:51What the fuck?

01:13:52She's the actual commissioner?

01:13:57No, no.

01:13:58She was scrubbing toilets

01:13:59and signing divorce papers

01:14:00two days ago.

01:14:01How could she be

01:14:02commissioner overnight?

01:14:03No, no.

01:14:04This is crazy.

01:14:05I thought she was

01:14:05Mark's mistress,

01:14:06just a cheating bitch,

01:14:08but she's actually

01:14:08Mark's daughter?

01:14:11Oh, fuck me.

01:14:13He called her commissioner

01:14:14and I just tried

01:14:15to humiliate her.

01:14:16I'm dead.

01:14:17I'm so fucking dead.

01:14:20Holy shit.

01:14:21Thank God we stayed

01:14:21out of this.

01:14:22We cannot afford

01:14:22to cross the commissioner.

01:14:24Poor bastard.

01:14:25He tried to divorce

01:14:26the commissioner

01:14:26and throw her out?

01:14:28He's done for.

01:14:31So,

01:14:33James,

01:14:34you said that you

01:14:35wanted to wrap

01:14:36my father and I

01:14:37out to the commissioner.

01:14:38Here I am.

01:14:39Anything you want to say?

01:14:41No, no.

01:14:42No, this can't be real.

01:14:44But she seems so young.

01:14:46Honestly,

01:14:46she doesn't even look

01:14:47like a police commissioner.

01:14:49Are you questioning

01:14:51the mayor of Los Angeles?

01:14:53No, no, sir.

01:14:54Of course not.

01:14:55It's just that

01:14:55no one here

01:14:57has ever seen

01:14:57the commissioner before

01:14:58and you're the only one

01:14:59confirming it.

01:15:00We had no idea.

01:15:02Okay.

01:15:03Well, everybody

01:15:03listen very carefully.

01:15:05I hired Caroline

01:15:06to work

01:15:08as a janitor

01:15:09at the pre-season

01:15:10to secretly investigate

01:15:12and root out corruption

01:15:13on the police force.

01:15:14Her status

01:15:15was top secret

01:15:16which is why

01:15:17you...

01:15:18I just pissed off

01:15:19the commissioner.

01:15:21Yes, you did.

01:15:22And you're fired.

01:15:23Get this piece of shit

01:15:24out of here.

01:15:25You're sneaking up my party.

01:15:26No.

01:15:27No, Mr. Lane, please.

01:15:28I didn't know.

01:15:29I didn't know.

01:15:30Shut up, you party pooper.

01:15:31Please.

01:15:37All right.

01:15:38You're next, assholes.

01:15:41Caroline.

01:15:43Wow, I did not know

01:15:44that you were the commissioner.

01:15:46Why would you keep

01:15:47such a big secret

01:15:47from your husband, babe?

01:15:51Babe?

01:15:52No.

01:15:53The dirty, stinking janitor

01:15:54was actually the commissioner

01:15:55and I got her

01:15:56kicked out of our house.

01:15:58I'm...

01:15:59It was you.

01:16:00Oh, wow.

01:16:03Maybe...

01:16:04It was God

01:16:07orchestrating this

01:16:07where I'm meant to be

01:16:09in each other's life.

01:16:11No, God doesn't waste time

01:16:12on trash like you.

01:16:13It was all me.

01:16:16The police job?

01:16:17I got that for you.

01:16:20The prep school?

01:16:21That was through my donations.

01:16:24So you really did take care of us

01:16:26all those years?

01:16:34My Ivy League dreams are crushed.

01:16:36Oh, come on.

01:16:37Be real, Jenna.

01:16:38You were never smart enough

01:16:39for the Ivy Leagues.

01:16:42Caroline, look.

01:16:44Had I known you did

01:16:44all this stuff for us,

01:16:45I never would have

01:16:46betrayed you like that.

01:16:48Marilyn abandoned you

01:16:49when you hit rock bottom.

01:16:50I saved you.

01:16:52You cheated on me

01:16:54and you betrayed me.

01:16:56God, you're a real piece of work, James.

01:16:59You two belong with each other.

01:17:01So you were behind the promotion?

01:17:04Oh, now he's catching on.

01:17:07But you know what?

01:17:08Thank you for showing me

01:17:09your true colors

01:17:10and kicking me out.

01:17:11My father was right about you.

01:17:13You never loved me.

01:17:15You never respected me.

01:17:17You were using me

01:17:17all because you thought

01:17:18I was a cleaning lady.

01:17:19No, no, it wasn't.

01:17:21It was not that at all.

01:17:22I thought it was your debt

01:17:24and I didn't want it

01:17:24to drag Jenna and me down.

01:17:26No, those were your bills,

01:17:29which I kindly paid

01:17:30every single month.

01:17:31I treated you

01:17:32pretty damn well, James.

01:17:34You threw it all out.

01:17:36It's just not my problem anymore.

01:17:39Dad, the bills,

01:17:41our house ruined everything.

01:17:43Shut up, okay?

01:17:44Marilyn was the one

01:17:45that forced me to leave Caroline,

01:17:46so blame her.

01:17:50Excuse me?

01:17:52I am to blame?

01:17:54I helped you to get rid of Caroline

01:17:56because you asked me to.

01:17:58Don't put this on me.

01:18:00Shut the fuck up.

01:18:02I would not be in this mess

01:18:04if it weren't for you.

01:18:05Thanks to you,

01:18:05I'm jobless

01:18:06and I'm going to be homeless again.

01:18:08Caroline, babe,

01:18:09look, I know I messed up,

01:18:10but could you give me

01:18:11one more chance

01:18:12and let's get back together?

01:18:13I love you.

01:18:15Oh, so now you love me.

01:18:18That's funny, James.

01:18:20Absolutely.

01:18:21Look, look,

01:18:22I am so sorry.

01:18:24You hid everything from me.

01:18:26I had no idea

01:18:27that you did all this for us.

01:18:28Like,

01:18:29and it's kind of

01:18:30not fair to me

01:18:31because,

01:18:32I mean,

01:18:32don't you see?

01:18:33I mean,

01:18:33had I known,

01:18:34I never would have done...

01:18:35Hey, hey, James.

01:18:36I am standing right here,

01:18:38you know.

01:18:39You're getting back with her

01:18:41in front of me?

01:18:43What was all of that

01:18:44lovey-dovey shit

01:18:46to what you just said

01:18:47a few hours ago?

01:18:49Dad,

01:18:49you said we were family.

01:18:50You can't just...

01:18:51We were together

01:18:52for five years,

01:18:53okay?

01:18:54Let me make this up to you.

01:18:56I will finally treat you

01:18:57like the queen that you are.

01:18:58There is no we

01:19:00anymore, James.

01:19:01That died the second

01:19:02that you cheated on me

01:19:03and kicked me to the curb.

01:19:06Caroline,

01:19:07they're taking the house.

01:19:08Without you,

01:19:09Jen and I will be on the streets

01:19:10and I can't go back to that life.

01:19:12Please, Mom,

01:19:12I know I made some mistakes,

01:19:13but I am still

01:19:14your little girl.

01:19:16I want to go to school.

01:19:17I don't want to sleep

01:19:18on the sidewalk.

01:19:19Just give me one more chance.

01:19:19I promise I will be

01:19:20your loyal daughter.

01:19:22Now, Jenna,

01:19:22I think you forgot something.

01:19:24You said that I'm not

01:19:25your mother, remember?

01:19:26I'm just getting in the way

01:19:27of you and your real family.

01:19:29That's your mom,

01:19:30so beg her instead.

01:19:32No, I'm so sorry.

01:19:33I was so wrong.

01:19:34You are my mom.

01:19:36I can't be the laughingstock

01:19:37at school.

01:19:37It will ruin me.

01:19:39Well, you ruined yourself, kid.

01:19:42You knew that your father

01:19:43was cheating on me

01:19:43and you never said anything.

01:19:44You never defended me once.

01:19:46So I'm done with you.

01:19:48All of you.

01:19:49No, no, Mom.

01:19:50I'm sorry.

01:19:51I know I was wrong

01:19:51and I'm so sorry.

01:19:52Just tell me anything.

01:19:53I will do it to make it up to you.

01:19:55Jenna,

01:19:57if your actions

01:19:58and your words

01:19:58don't line up,

01:19:59you're not just lying to me.

01:20:01You're lying to yourself.

01:20:14I'm sorry.

01:20:14I can't be the only way

01:20:16to my mind.

01:20:16Do it to your truth.

01:20:16I'm sorry.

01:20:21I'm sorry.

01:20:22You're lying to yourself.

01:20:24I would do it to make it up to you.

01:20:25I know I'm sorry.

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