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00:00We're getting a sister city.
00:03You have a friend to cross the ocean in Portland.
00:06Why are they trying so hard?
00:07Maybe you could try harder at being less negative.
00:09I didn't even know you guys were married.
00:11We didn't want to make a fuss, so we went to a justice of the peace five years ago.
00:14I want to have a baby.
00:16I know a specialist.
00:17Fertility.
00:17One of the best.
00:18How do you know, Martin?
00:20We used to date.
00:20I demand to know the real reason for your visit.
00:23A Nordic ocean-based salmon farm.
00:25In our beautiful bay?
00:26Well, we'll have to see everything in detail.
00:29Geneva already signed.
00:31Huh?
00:35Don't we need lawyers?
00:37Come on now.
00:39Come on now, gentle people.
00:41This isn't like this.
00:43Let's use our inside voices.
00:45We welcomed you to our town, and you have lied to our faces.
00:50You know, I learned three Norwegian phrases for you.
00:54And now I learned a fourth.
00:55Do edith siten kostengam.
00:57Yeah.
00:59This is so boring.
01:01There was supposed to be food here.
01:02Why would you do that?
01:03This is all my fault.
01:05I should have read that sister city agreement more carefully.
01:08Geneva, you can't blame yourself.
01:10They tricked us.
01:10It's not exactly a trick when the whole thing was spelled out on paper in black and white,
01:13and no one bothered to look at it.
01:15Okay, one at a time.
01:16One at a time.
01:17This is a mess.
01:18George, thank you, Franklin.
01:20Listen, I've done my research, okay?
01:22Waste from industrial salmon farms, kill fish from surrounding waters, and all vegetation decimating entire ecosystems.
01:31Not to mention what it does to our lobstering.
01:34It's gone.
01:36Adios.
01:36Kaput.
01:37And can we be honest about the real crime here?
01:40Our gorgeous views will be absolutely ruined by these ugly, rusty fish prisons.
01:46It's post-apocalyptic.
01:49Yeah!
01:50Right, yeah.
01:51You know, he's kind of right.
01:52You know, like, fish prisons are so not cool.
01:54This is the world we're inheriting.
01:56You have all the authority of a box of ribbons.
02:00Please!
02:01Please!
02:02Please!
02:03Let's show some...
02:07Please, let's show some Port Wendt civility, and let our new friends from Norway speak.
02:13You're the one who masterminded this whole thing.
02:16Yes!
02:17Yes!
02:18Because maybe I know what's best for us.
02:20What?
02:20Really?
02:21What?
02:22Small towns all over this country are crumbling.
02:25Our own school was shut down!
02:27Folks, we need help.
02:31Sigrid, you have a presentation?
02:33Good morning.
02:36We, your sister city of Jordhaven, only want what's best for both of us.
02:40Once the Happy Salmon House is constructed, each month we'll bring a wonderful dividend check,
02:46to be paid to every family of Port Wendt, every month, sharing in the profits.
02:52Damn, every month.
02:54End of the world.
02:55Maybe we should hear them out.
02:57Also, nothing is more important than keeping our oceans safe and clean.
03:04We work with our happy host towns holistically, to keep...
03:10To keep the...
03:12Sigrid?
03:19Ah, yes.
03:20This can only mean the one thing.
03:23It is time.
03:32The baby is coming.
03:34You ever deliver a baby before?
03:57Where's the towel?
03:58Let's put this coat under your head.
03:59What do I do?
04:00Boil water?
04:00Isn't that a thing?
04:01It's so funny.
04:02We always know when Sigrid's water is about to break, when she's seeing little Petter
04:05Eddikop.
04:06It's the same as your itty bitty spider song, yes?
04:09Yes, but American women don't normally announce their labor in song.
04:13Who's that?
04:13I need more clean towels.
04:15Can you give me a warm washcloth?
04:16Mark?
04:16Yeah?
04:16I need you to pour hot water on a pair of scissors and then bring it back to me.
04:19Are you sure we can't get to the hospital in time?
04:21No, it will be any moment.
04:22Okay.
04:23This is my fourth birth.
04:25Sigrid gave birth in the middle of a dinner party and he's back in time for the give-off
04:28word kake.
04:29Sounds delicious.
04:30Hey, I don't care, but you know how bloody these things can typically get?
04:34Like, I don't care, but you know.
04:35Elaine, I know.
04:35He told me.
04:36What?
04:37He told you what?
04:38About his blood phobia.
04:39What?
04:40And you didn't tell me when you know that I know?
04:42Well, I'm a roommate.
04:43This is not the time.
04:43No, it's not.
04:45Sorry.
04:45Here, here, here, here.
04:46Okay.
04:47You need to keep this area extremely clean because this baby is...
04:52Incoming.
04:54Oh, what is that?
04:56Is it very bloody?
04:57No.
04:58No.
04:58Now that is unusual.
05:00Not that I would know, but do all babies look like...
05:03Bear cubs.
05:04This baby appears to be healthy, but it does have an unusual case of lanugo.
05:08Now, it is normal in preterm babies, but...
05:11I think what he's trying to say is that you've got one hairy baby there.
05:15No, this is fine.
05:15We will love him just the same.
05:17Now, it's time to capture the placenta.
05:21Oh.
05:23Oh, my God.
05:24What's placenta?
05:25Dude, you don't want to know.
05:25We need to take it home to fertilize a new rose bush.
05:28We did that for all our children.
05:29We have one named for each child.
05:31Oh, sweet.
05:33That's gross.
05:33Nothing to do.
05:34This little Chewbacca is adorable.
05:41Here is your placenta.
05:44I assume you're going to the hospital in Bar Harbor now?
05:46What for?
05:47I give birth.
05:48I move on.
05:49You need an obstetric follow-up.
05:51The baby's body hair, the extremity of it, could signify other more serious issues.
05:55We can address that back in Norway.
05:59Please, you are making Sigrid's headache worse.
06:02A headache?
06:02Did it come on suddenly?
06:04That could be a warning sign of preeclampsia.
06:06I get headaches after I give birth.
06:07They go away.
06:08And now, we do too.
06:10No, listen.
06:10This could be very serious.
06:11Perhaps you're trying to distract us from the salmon farm.
06:14Sorry.
06:15This salmon farm is happening whether you like it or not.
06:17What?
06:26Hi.
06:29Martin?
06:39Adrenal hyperplasia.
06:41Cushing syndrome.
06:43I know you know there's a full waiting room out here.
06:45The hair was just too coarse for Norma Lanugo.
06:48Could be a hormonal imbalance.
06:50And not to mention her headaches, which could be an indicator of a potential stroke.
06:54Doc, those sketch Norwegians and their little Sasquatch don't deserve an inch of your brain space.
07:00What is it?
07:01Where are you going?
07:02I'll be right back.
07:03What?
07:04Doc, what am I going to tell everyone?
07:06Elaine, is it true that you're going to New York next week for your big audition?
07:11Juilliard, yeah.
07:11Yep, I got a call back.
07:13Well, knock them dead, kiddo.
07:17Yeah, I'm excited.
07:18Going to take a bite out of the big apple.
07:28Hey, when you get to be rich and famous, are you going to remember us regular people?
07:33Are you kidding?
07:34I'm going to be like, who are you?
07:36Call my agent.
07:42Go back to Norwegian!
07:47What exactly are you doing?
07:49We know you're still letting the Norwegians stay here.
07:51Spineless capitalists were bringing the protests to their doorstep.
07:55They pose an existential threat to something.
08:02You call that protesting?
08:03I see yard sales more convincing.
08:05What?
08:06Listen, if you're going to pick at us, you need more people, better chance, and some theatrics.
08:11This is pathetic.
08:12What do you know about protesting?
08:17If you only knew what we did to change the world.
08:22Morning, Paul.
08:23Hey, Paul.
08:23Hi, Paul.
08:24Morning.
08:24You just going to let him walk in?
08:26No human chain?
08:27Nothing?
08:28I don't know what that is.
08:29What's a human chain?
08:31And don't come back.
08:32Until you've got more teens, more heart, and tons more razzmatazz.
08:37Go!
08:37Go!
08:38Read some books!
08:39I'm angry.
08:40I believe the children are the future.
08:42That's a lie.
08:44These danishes, they really look quite good.
08:49Are Sigrid and the baby here?
08:51No, they're done by the docks, winning their hearts of the fishermen.
08:54She really is a wonderful person once you get past how scary she is.
08:57That sounds like a perfectly horrific marriage.
09:00You need to get her to come see me right away.
09:01Me, Ludwig?
09:03Tell the greatest Viking queen that she must see a small-town doctor who dresses like an accountant?
09:08Please excuse me.
09:09I have a moment to nap, and I will take it.
09:13Fine.
09:14I'll talk to your five-foot Viking queen myself.
09:16Martin, we were talking.
09:18Don't you know any big city lawyers we can call who can help us fight these nasty but extremely attractive
09:23Norwegians?
09:24There's nothing to be done.
09:25You signed the contract.
09:27Besides, the amount of money and years it would take to prove fraud, my concern right now is Sigrid and
09:32her baby.
09:33How can you say that?
09:34You know, the teens were right.
09:35We should never let them or their nasty placenta box stay here.
09:39That's right.
09:40I forgot you're storing the placenta here.
09:42Oh, I can't even...
09:44Don't make me gag.
09:45No, the placenta is the black box of pregnancy.
09:47Where is it?
09:54Oh, dear.
09:55That's awful.
09:56Nope.
09:57That's what happened to my pad thai.
09:59Try this one.
10:04Looks normal in shape and size.
10:06No lesions.
10:10What the smell.
10:11Is it bad?
10:12Like her.
10:13What do you mean?
10:13Well, you can't gossip about our customers, Doc.
10:16Well, that would be a first.
10:17But that sister is right.
10:19How do you mean?
10:19Can you describe it?
10:21I could, but I'd rather not.
10:23Well, that could signify an infection.
10:25None of this is right.
10:26But if something catastrophic were to happen to her, I'd never forgive myself.
10:32What do you have?
10:34Oh, dear.
10:34That's fine.
10:36That was close.
10:42As we say in Norway, many small streams make one big river.
10:46We will flow together beautifully.
10:48One big river, my ass.
10:50Sara.
10:51Good moron.
10:52I was hoping to see you this morning.
10:54Cut the bullcrap, Miss Norway.
10:56You know, I heard your house is up for sale.
10:59So sad.
11:00Who told you that?
11:01I will buy it for you.
11:03I'll put the house under your name.
11:04In return, you could help smooth things over for me in the town.
11:08Sigrid, I'd rather live in this bait shop than take you up on your offer.
11:13See, I can't be bought.
11:15Oh, you have such strong spirit.
11:17In Norway, we call this stuopoviglia.
11:20The will to keep standing.
11:21In America, we call it sleep with one eye open.
11:32What are you doing here?
11:34Looking for Sigrid and her baby so I can examine them.
11:36Martin, why is it that not once have you tried to help us figure out how to fight these guys?
11:41Why are you on the side of the enemy?
11:43Sorry.
11:44There's no sides in medicine.
11:47Well, there's sides in Port Wynn.
11:55You feeling okay?
11:57Oh, calm down.
11:58I just needed a little rest.
12:00If you're here to change my mind about the salmon farm, don't waste your breath.
12:04I'm not.
12:05I'm just here to take your blood pressure to make sure there were no complications with the birth.
12:10You are unpleasant and stubborn.
12:12And you're a liar and a cheat.
12:13Roll up your sleeve.
12:20Blood pressure is slightly elevated, but okay.
12:29What are you doing?
12:31Smelling you.
12:32Your placentas smell bad.
12:34And frankly, so do you.
12:35You smell like rotten eggs.
12:36Why are you smelling my placenta?
12:38And me?
12:40Is this your idea of fancy time?
12:42Trust me.
12:43Sitting next to a smelly, possible sociopath is not my idea of a good time.
12:46Oh, go away, you crazy man.
12:48I can't.
12:49Your baby could have a hormonal imbalance and your smell could be an indicator of an infection.
12:54Now, I need to examine you both.
12:56Fine.
12:57I will come see you tomorrow.
12:59Happy?
12:59Yes.
13:01And you.
13:02We are having another town hall meeting tonight.
13:04Will you be coming?
13:05No.
13:05I may be treating you, but I find your business tactics appalling.
13:11Oh, are you hungry, my little pet?
13:17Hey, kiddo.
13:19What's this?
13:21Where did you get those?
13:22So, I was going to be the last to know?
13:25Last to know what?
13:26Dad.
13:26Dad.
13:26Later.
13:27I know.
13:27I read them all.
13:28Everyone.
13:29You can't do that.
13:29That's an invasion of my privacy.
13:31Oh, what do you mean?
13:32Come on.
13:32They were all opened.
13:33On my desk.
13:34In my room.
13:35Okay.
13:36You're ruining him.
13:37Okay.
13:37I had a whole plan.
13:39You had a plan for your mail?
13:41NYU.
13:42Columbia University.
13:43Hunter College.
13:44Stop it.
13:45Okay.
13:45I was going to tell you.
13:46I was going to tell both of you.
13:47Tell me what?
13:48What's going on?
13:49He applied to schools in New York City and got into them all.
13:52That's not how I wanted to tell her.
13:54Hang on.
13:55You applied to schools in New York?
13:58To be close to me?
14:01No.
14:02I mean, maybe.
14:03Not exactly.
14:04It was more of a coincidence.
14:06A huge coincidence.
14:08Also, yes.
14:09I did.
14:11Al, I haven't even gotten in yet.
14:15I know.
14:15I know.
14:15But we both know that you will.
14:17So.
14:17So what?
14:18When were you going to tell the old man about this big plan of yours?
14:21You're not happy for me?
14:22You know, maybe I would be if you didn't keep it a secret.
14:25I thought we told each other everything.
14:28That's a laugh.
14:29What are you talking about?
14:30I don't know.
14:30Why don't you tell me?
14:32Is there anything that you can think of that you've been wanting to tell me for the past 20 years?
14:37What is happening right now?
14:38I don't know.
14:39Your boyfriend's going loco.
14:40Anything about who my real dad is?
14:43What?
14:45What are you talking about?
14:47Someone's trying to talk about secrets with me.
14:52I don't know what's gotten into you, kiddo.
14:56Dude.
14:57What is going on?
15:02I found out when I did the DNA for the bog man.
15:06He's been lying to me my whole life.
15:09You believe it?
15:12I, well...
15:13Well, what?
15:14I don't know.
15:15I mean, he was probably just worried about your reaction.
15:20You know, like maybe you wouldn't feel the same way about him if you knew the whole truth.
15:26Or like it would disappoint you.
15:28Elaine, lying to me is way worse than anything he could have told me.
15:35Yes.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Totally.
15:38I get that.
15:40He creeped out that I applied to a bunch of schools in New York.
15:53Did we find a loophole in the contract?
15:56Now, the best idea pitched so far is Geneva faking her own death so we can use the life insurance
16:01to buy out the Norwegians.
16:03Insurance fraud.
16:04That's easy to do.
16:05Greg, please don't say any more.
16:07Can I ask you two for, um, some advice?
16:10Tell us.
16:11What is it?
16:11I know everyone is very upset about the salmon farm, but it's also Sarah's birthday on Sunday.
16:18And I wanted to throw her a surprise party at the Legion Hall.
16:21Is that in poor taste?
16:22No, don't postpone joy.
16:24They can take our bae, but they can't take our spirit.
16:26I'll make her favorite mac and cheese.
16:28Really?
16:28I, I, I will let everyone know.
16:30Okay.
16:31Oh.
16:33Hey.
16:33Hey.
16:34Hi.
16:34What are you guys whispering about?
16:36Insurance fraud.
16:37Oh, I told you, Geneva, that's a bad idea.
16:40George, you got my lunch back there.
16:42Yeah.
16:43You doing anything special for your birthday, Sarah?
16:46Nah.
16:47Louisa thought maybe bingo at the Legion Hall.
16:49But it's your birthday.
16:50Honey, I've had enough birthdays.
16:53All right.
16:54A bingo birthday it is.
16:56Later.
16:57Yeah.
16:57Bye.
16:59Bye.
17:02Go, go, go.
17:02Okay, okay, okay.
17:03Uh, uh, you fishy.
17:05Uh, uh, F-I-S-H-Y.
17:08All our salmon gonna die.
17:09F-I-S-H-Y.
17:11Secret, lupid, you both lie.
17:13You fishy, uh, uh.
17:15You fishy, uh, uh.
17:16You fishy.
17:17Ooh, you so fishy.
17:19Ooh.
17:20You're blocking our entrance.
17:21You're disrupting our business.
17:22Now you're getting it.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Now we're gonna have to call Sheriff Mark.
17:26Can't you all arrest him?
17:27Wait, what?
17:28What?
17:29You can't call yourself an activist until you've been arrested.
17:32Y'all want some hot chocolate?
17:33Hey, Sheriff Mark, I need these teens arrested immediately.
17:36They're causing a public nuisance.
17:37But I'm so proud of them.
17:39They're doing really, really good.
17:49What are you doing here?
17:51I noticed you went white as a sheet during that delivery.
17:54So I made some calls, passed around.
17:58Seems Elaine has been the one taking blood for quite a while.
18:03What?
18:03That's crazy.
18:04I don't, I don't even know what, what blood is.
18:07Elaine.
18:07That's why you came here, isn't it?
18:09You have a thing about blood.
18:12You just can't handle it.
18:14And now you have an employee taking blood without a license.
18:19Well, the medical board won't like that.
18:21Now people listen to you, town doctor.
18:24So let's make a deal.
18:26You get them to embrace the salmon farm,
18:29and I won't end your medical career.
18:33Take it over.
18:40Dang it.
18:41Thanks.
18:43Oh, uh, Dr. Montgomery.
18:46Oh, hello.
18:47What are you doing here?
18:48I came to see Martin.
18:49And I thought I'd stay here.
18:51I've got five stars on Yelp.
18:52Uh, you came to see Martin?
18:54Uh, why?
18:55To rekindle what we once had.
18:57I think it's clear he wants to pick up where we left off, so.
19:00Yeah, clear.
19:01Clear to both of you?
19:02Did he, did he, did he, like, tell you that, or?
19:05Not outright.
19:06But I'm very intuitive.
19:08Why else would he refer you to me?
19:09He's interested.
19:12How perceptive.
19:13Well, I have you here.
19:14I would love to continue our earlier conversation.
19:17Did you get my test results, Pat?
19:18Yes, you were on my call list today.
19:19And?
19:20The blood test results, they confirm that your LH levels are very high.
19:23So if you want to get pregnant, you need to do so as soon as possible.
19:28Oh, okay.
19:29Um, soon.
19:30Like, uh, how soon?
19:32Like, like, like now?
19:33Like, now, now?
19:35Or?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35If there's anyone here who is acceptable for you, then that would be ideal, yes.
19:40I'll do it.
19:42Oh.
19:43Oh.
19:44I'm good.
19:45But thanks, Clark.
19:47Anytime.
19:48Just let me know.
19:51I will.
19:52We've got some choices here.
19:53Look at that.
19:54Um, well, thank you for the update.
19:57Oh, George.
19:58Greg.
19:59Look, it's an old girlfriend of Martin's, who's my new fertility doctor, that just told me I'm almost barren.
20:05And she's come to Port Wynn to date Martin again, and she would like to stay here.
20:08I'll get you a key.
20:09Force free.
20:10Great.
20:10Do you have any rooms without a view?
20:11I find nature to be distracting.
20:13And if you could book me a massage at 5.30.
20:15That's my bag.
20:16That's her bag.
20:17Yeah.
20:18She's incredible.
20:19Yeah.
20:19She's incredible.
20:20Call me.
20:21She is.
20:24How could I have been so unprofessional?
20:27Doc, you did the best you could.
20:29No, I got sloppy.
20:30First, you were just helping me.
20:32Then I let you do all the blood draws yourself.
20:34I've become like everyone else here, not following the rules, not thinking it through, just assuming everything's going to be
20:40okay.
20:41And now I can lose my medical license.
20:47Wait, am I going to go to jail?
20:50Doc?
20:52Doc?
20:53Are we going to jail?
20:55Say Jane Fonda.
20:56Who's Jane Fonda?
20:57Oh, my God.
20:58You don't know who Jane Fonda is?
20:59No, I don't know who Jane Fonda is.
21:01Who is that?
21:03Oh, my God.
21:04Yeah, so Jane Fonda.
21:07Hey, guys.
21:08Glad you called.
21:09We didn't have a choice.
21:10We couldn't call our parents.
21:11Okay, thanks.
21:12What happened?
21:13Greg and George called it in, trespassing and a public nuisance, double illegal.
21:19Double illegal, double illegal, let's go.
21:22So hard.
21:24Okay, how much to bail them out?
21:27Uh, 30 bucks.
21:28Each?
21:29No, total.
21:30First offense.
21:31Oh, hold on.
21:32Do you guys want to take a photo with us before we go?
21:35Uh, do we?
21:37Yes.
21:37Okay, okay, okay, okay.
21:39Everybody look gassed.
21:40Right.
21:41Everybody say Lily Tomlin.
21:43Lily Tomlin.
21:47So down with the smile.
21:51It's a shame you guys didn't work out.
21:53You would have been such cool parents.
21:55I'm going to grab the head for me.
21:57Yeah, I got it.
21:58One with the eyes.
21:59Let's go protest something else.
22:11Eden, hello.
22:14This is a surprise.
22:15Is it though, really?
22:17Actually, yes.
22:18You called saying you were in town.
22:20I wasn't sure.
22:21I took the liberty of ordering you a sparkling cider, non-alcoholic, of course.
22:25Is that what you still like?
22:26Um, yes.
22:28See, some things never change.
22:31Eden, why are you here?
22:32To date you, court couple liaise with.
22:36We were so young when we dated.
22:38And now we're older, and I've seen what's out there, and you've seen what's out there.
22:43And I'm sure we can both say with the utmost confidence that we are the optimal choice for each other.
22:49Right.
22:51You always were confident and practical.
22:56Okay.
22:57Let me phrase this in a more romantic way.
22:59Let's seize this opportunity for a second chance at love.
23:02I took a few personal days so we can begin.
23:04To us.
23:07Hmm?
23:08One thing.
23:09One quick thing.
23:10Um, you're not interested in that school teacher that you sent to see me, are you?
23:13What?
23:14No.
23:15Mm-mm.
23:15Yeah.
23:16I thought so.
23:17She's very nice.
23:18But I don't see you as compatible.
23:20Oh, you're right.
23:21We're not.
23:22Hmm.
23:23I imagine that it's amusing.
23:25You know, the quaint customs, the charming, quirky little characters.
23:29Mm-hmm.
23:30To live.
23:32Well, they needed a doctor, and I needed a change.
23:35Speaking of which, I have a patient.
23:37I was hoping you could...
23:38Oh, you've always been so dedicated to your work.
23:40I find that very attractive.
23:43Really?
23:44I...
23:46Most people find it off-putting.
23:48No, I love it.
23:48I love it.
23:49Oh.
23:50Tell me more.
23:50Well, the patient's name is Secret.
23:53She recently gave birth.
23:55She has headaches, elevated blood pressure, but not high enough for preeclampsia.
23:59And I noticed that she smells kind of off.
24:05Hmm.
24:05Musty smell or rotten eggs?
24:08Rotten eggs.
24:09Which leads me to believe...
24:11Possible infection.
24:11She needs to be examined.
24:12She's finally agreed to see me tomorrow.
24:15Here's the other odd thing.
24:18The baby's hairy.
24:20And not just hairy.
24:23Extremely hairy.
24:24Okay, well, that could be hormonal imbalance.
24:27Yes.
24:27Right.
24:29And I heard it grunt.
24:31Grunt.
24:32Yes.
24:32What kind of grunt?
24:33I need to know specifically what kind of grunt it was.
24:35Just if you can...
24:37Just...
24:37You know.
24:38Okay.
24:39Newborns grunting while breathing can be a presepsis indicator, and that can be very dangerous for the baby.
24:45So you're saying the mother and the newborn could both have sepsis?
24:47I mean, they should be brought to ER right now.
24:49Where are they right now?
24:49Well, they're at a presentation at the Legion Hall starting now.
24:54Okay, let's go.
24:56Oh.
24:58Oh.
24:58Oh, could you see my luggage while I'm gone?
25:02We, your sister city of Bjorkhaven, only want the best for both of us.
25:07Once the Happy Salmon House is constructed, each month will bring a wonderful dividend check
25:13to be paid to every family in Port Wynn.
25:18I...
25:18She looks like she's having stomach pains.
25:20Yes, infection would lead to that.
25:22Of course, nothing is more important than keeping our oceans safe.
25:27What's going on?
25:28You delivered a full placenta, yes?
25:31Yes, but...
25:33Oh, little petter at the cup som kratrat på min hat.
25:36What?
25:37Again?
25:39Wait, I'm having, like, the craziest deja vu right now.
25:42Damn, the art of the Koreanic trance.
25:50Is there another hairball in there?
25:56It's fedda, baby!
25:58What in kundetta shi?
26:00There, girl, Scott.
26:02Burn it, he can come and get into it till I fall out the house.
26:04No.
26:05Okay, someone call 911.
26:06I'll do it.
26:07I'll get coats again.
26:09I'll get towels again.
26:10This is crazy.
26:11I feel like I'm trapped in some weird space-time, back-to-the-future continuum.
26:16Am I really here?
26:17Is this really happening?
26:18Mark, I need you to pour hot water over a pair of scissors and bring it back to me.
26:20Great Scott!
26:22Martin, can I help?
26:23I'm gonna need to deliver this baby right now.
26:24No, we are.
26:25I've got you.
26:26I have been begging to employ contraception since baby number two.
26:29Now look at us, practically a football team.
26:32Ludwig, focus.
26:33I can't believe this.
26:34I might not even be able to have one kid, and she's popping him out like a Pez dispenser.
26:37You want one?
26:37Please take.
26:38I need to take care of my Viking queen.
26:41Okay, we are crowning.
26:43How can a second fetus go unnoticed?
26:46It's rare.
26:47But if one is right behind the other, it can make it difficult to see the second or even detect
26:50his heartbeat.
26:51Okay, secret.
26:51Big push.
26:56Big push.
26:58Congratulations.
26:59You have a beautiful baby girl.
27:02Would you look at that?
27:04Oh, wow.
27:05Huh, that's surprising.
27:07Yeah, she's a cute one.
27:09Dude, she's not hairy.
27:11I was really looking forward to calling her Chewbacca.
27:14She's with placentas, unequal function.
27:17Almost producing excess androgens, which explains little Hobden's body hair.
27:21You always were the smartest one in the room.
27:23My God, she's burning up.
27:25Hey, the paramedics are here.
27:26Move out of the way, everybody.
27:27We got a 35-year-old female intrauterine infection.
27:30Could be septic.
27:31Okay, she needs fluids and IV antibiotics, and the babies need to pull work up.
27:34Got it, Doc.
27:35One, two, three.
27:38Don't worry, little one.
27:39Everyone's going to be okay.
27:41Thank you, Doctor.
27:42It's fine.
27:43You're welcome.
27:43Please, understand.
27:45This changes nothing.
27:47The salmon farm will still come to Port Wynn.
27:52Unbelievable.
27:52Man, I've run into some hard cases, but she's still cold.
27:55If you weren't on that gurney, I would punch you in the face.
27:59Poor woman.
27:59The first thing I'm going to do is buy your house, kick you out, and tear it down.
28:05She's delirious.
28:06She doesn't mean it.
28:07Listen to me.
28:08I just delivered two of your 12 children, or however many you have, not to mention saving
28:13Sigrid's life.
28:14But these are your duties, yes?
28:16But not theirs.
28:18Mm-mm.
28:19And yet they helped you every step of the way, even after they knew that you and your
28:24definitely sociopathic wife came here under false pretenses to destroy their town.
28:29They helped.
28:30Why?
28:35Because they're good, and they're decent to the core.
28:40So they might not have the stomach for a prolonged, ugly court battle.
28:43Not the resources, I'm guessing.
28:45Yeah.
28:46But the thing is, Ludwig, I am not as nice as they are.
28:52And you know who loves me?
28:56A certain powerful U.S. senator, on whom I performed a very successful triple bypass.
29:02Says he owes me his life, so you have a choice.
29:05You can tear up that dishonest contract you tricked these people into, or I will make sure
29:10you never do business in America again.
29:13It's up to you.
29:15I thought you said medicine never takes sides.
29:18This isn't medicine.
29:22This is Port Wynn.
29:28Fine!
29:29You win!
29:30Consider the contract null and void.
29:39Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go.
29:42My queen needs me.
29:43Ludwig, wait.
29:44We can fix this.
29:45You're going to be sorry, Eeyore.
29:47Trust me.
29:48Okay?
29:49Yes.
29:50Hey, that was cool, Doc.
29:52Yay!
29:54What was that all about?
29:57Well, like most things in this town, it's kind of hard to explain.
30:03Anyway, we made a great team today, I feel.
30:08We did.
30:09We did.
30:09So maybe I could see you later and we could pick up where we left off?
30:13Uh-huh.
30:14Okay.
30:20Martin.
30:22Martin.
30:23Wait.
30:24You saved the town.
30:26I wouldn't say that.
30:27All this time, a certain senator?
30:29I mean, why didn't you say something sooner?
30:32Because I just made him up right now.
30:38Dr. Martin Best, you never cease to surprise me.
30:46You're welcome.
30:50So how many can I set aside for you?
30:52A couple?
30:53Two?
30:53Two's good?
30:54All right.
30:55You got it.
30:56Come on out of there.
30:59All right.
30:59These are good ones, huh?
31:11Hey, Barry.
31:12Yeah?
31:12I gotta go back on the boat.
31:13If you could just keep an eye on that and, uh, oh, keep that lid on.
31:17Man, don't even get away.
31:20Okay.
31:38So you're going with the quotation marks around the bingo?
31:41Because when you put the quotation marks around the bingo, it looks like it's not really bingo.
31:48What do you want, Dad?
31:51You tell me, when's the best time to tell your kid that he's not your kid?
31:57When he's five and you're together playing Legos?
32:00Hey there, little buddy.
32:02Not your real dad.
32:03Or when he's 12.
32:05Hey, can you pass the pancakes to not your actual father?
32:09I don't know, Dad, but you were the grown-up.
32:11You were supposed to figure that out.
32:12Yeah, well, point taken.
32:15Who's my real dad?
32:16I'm your real dad, damn it.
32:17You know what I mean.
32:21I don't know.
32:22Because she never told me.
32:28Can you forgive me, kiddo?
32:29This isn't me realizing like there's no tooth fairy, Dad.
32:33This is a lie about who I am.
32:42Oh, on your birthday?
32:49If they let me win.
32:58She's kind of dressed up.
33:00Do you think she knows?
33:00Oh, she never wears silk.
33:02Damn it.
33:14The only thing better than a surprise party is a surprise wedding.
33:20Here, here, give me your coats.
33:22Did you really think that you were going to get away with getting married without us?
33:29Us?
33:32Now?
33:35Everybody's here and all dressed up.
33:37We don't have brisket.
33:39Wait.
33:41See?
33:41We have taken care of everything.
33:44Thank you, Martin.
33:46Thank you, Martin.
33:51We don't have rings.
33:53I told you we've taken care of everything.
33:56Okay.
33:56Peter.
33:58Oh, there you are.
33:59And now, we shall begin the ceremony of the warming of the rings.
34:05And as the rings get passed to you, please take a moment to hold them in your hand and
34:12think of a silent blessing for our dear friends and their future together.
34:21George and Greg, you came here to Port Wynn 18 years ago, bought that broken down old bed
34:29and breakfast and turned it into the salty breeze, which is the very heart and soul of
34:40our little town, and for 18 years, you have fed us and celebrated with us, and most importantly,
34:51you have gossiped with us.
34:55And there are no two people in this town who are cherished more than the two of you.
35:04The rings now contain something much more precious than the metal, because they hold the collective
35:14love and blessings of everyone here, because we love you so much.
35:38This is so perfect.
35:50Now you may kiss the groom, both of you.
36:02Now you may kiss the groom, both of you, all of you, all of you.
36:20look at you you're glowing and why wouldn't i be we beat those damn norwegians love is in the air
36:29future looks right it does even though you still might lose your house
36:35things can turn on a dime marty they can turn on a dime
36:50if you love her so much why don't you tell her could it be worse than wondering what if
37:03i'm gonna go get some cake
37:14hey um i was thinking what if i came with you to your callback come on we could we could
37:20ride the
37:20subway we could eat pizza till we barf we could take pictures of a naked cowboy what do you think
37:28what
37:40hi sorry to uh interrupt i just um i just wanted to
37:47uh i just want you to know that um i'm actually not going to new york to audition for juilliard
37:53why
37:55um because i didn't even get a call back
37:58i've been lying this whole time what
38:00yeah they rejected me last week but i i just i saw how excited for me you all were so
38:06yeah i'm i'm sorry
38:08to to lie and i'm sorry to disappoint you and i'm i'm sorry that i wasn't good enough sorry
38:17with all the lying why why wouldn't you tell me because you like me because you like think that i
38:24can do anything and clearly i can't lane i love you
38:30because you're you hey that's my boy and i i don't think that you can do everything
38:37you almost burnt down the office trying to make toast twice she did you love me
38:44yeah
38:49he's not the only one that loves you
38:58it's a great day isn't it i guess
39:01well what's the matter i mean it's all too up in the air
39:04you know al's upset with me is he gonna go to new york without a lane you know can we
39:11even really
39:11afford it i hate to admit it but i i really could abuse that monthly norwegian money
39:17well you don't have to worry about that why not you know what i saw fishing what
39:26sea urchins for miles no you mean we're gonna be rich
39:37okay okay let's just okay have some cake
39:47you know what i saw
39:59oh
40:03oh
40:04oh
40:04oh
40:04oh
40:05oh
40:07oh
40:07oh
40:07oh
40:44Pretty amazing, huh?
40:46We managed to get George to cook for his own wedding.
40:48Boom.
40:50Um, do you want to have a baby with me?
40:57What?
40:59As friends.
41:00That's what we were always the best as anyways, being a great team.
41:05I don't understand.
41:09Like, we would, um, we would parent together, but not be together?
41:17Yeah.
41:17Yeah.
41:18It's a new world, you know?
41:21Families are made all different ways now.
41:30Why not?
41:32Let's have a baby together.
41:37Really?
41:39Yeah.
41:44Oh, oh, Martin, oh, Martin, oh, Martin, oh, I hate to have to tell you this.
41:49Oh, after such a nice day and all that you've done for us.
41:53What is it?
41:54Well, as secretary of the town council, I just got an email from the Maine State Medical Registry.
42:01They're going to investigate you.
42:04Something about Elaine taking blood without a license?
42:08Oh, man.
42:26Come on.
42:29Oh, my gosh.
42:39I knew you'd call.
43:03All your questions will be answered.
43:05Like most things in this town, it's kind of hard to explain.
43:07When Best Medicine returns with an all-new season.
43:09Things can turn on a dime.
43:11Coming soon, dip box.
43:13Jones.
43:14I've got full-blown leukemia.
43:16Your decline will be rapid.
43:18Only one episode left.
43:19You need to remember I have a DNR.
43:21No.
43:22Before the two-hour season finale.
43:24We're missing something.
43:25Oh, blue, I see you.
43:26Give me the paddle.
43:27Ready.
43:27Clear.
43:29Dark.
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