00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:16I can't get the weapon out there.
02:16I can't get the weapon out there.
02:23Yeah!
02:24Hiya!
02:25Yow!
02:37Hiya!
02:39Yow!
02:43Hiya!
02:48Not bad.
02:51Hiya!
03:01Sadakun!
03:02Sadakun!
03:02Take it!
03:04Sadakun!
03:11Take it quick Sadakun!
03:15Sadakun!
03:16Woo!
03:17Come on!
03:19Woo!
03:20Woo!
03:21Woo!
03:23Woo!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy Thunder.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth.
03:46We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:31When it is madness bid.
04:33It is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:06Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:04Just like...
06:05Just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:32Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:40Oh!
06:41Oh!
06:42There's two people was the front.
06:43Black guy's not a true born.
06:45He came from the wrong country, was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard with his giant feigning host of Dornish spearmen.
06:59Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shields.
07:13You don't have your shields?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge goes to Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:23Are you a Knight of Highbirth and Renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I...
07:27I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only Knights of Highbirth and Renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just...
07:51Just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:57Goose eggs, like...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:54I'm hungry.
08:56Mm!
08:57Mmm!
08:59Mmm!
09:01Mmm!
09:03Mmm!
09:03Mmm!
09:13What's going on?
09:35Do you want some hard salt beef?
09:41I can't eat hard salt beef. I just eat lovely food and grapes. I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Haven't you not, sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:40If I win...
11:47If I win...
11:50You can...
11:51A word, if you please!
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, uh...
12:06Only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Uh...
12:13So, Duncan, I believe...
12:15We are both men of honour.
12:17So, I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30We might not.
12:32Hmm.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:45I, I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He, he's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But, we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan.
14:45I'll be very careful.
14:50Ed Tchulid
14:51And to the final night of the morning of the side.
14:55I shall see you now.
14:56I will be dear to you.
14:56Oat him.
14:58I shall not do to sleep for you.
14:59Now!
15:00Cuz I was your disponible.
15:01I shall see you in the next day.
15:01I shall see you in the next day.
15:01Son of Mirkar.
15:03Grandson!
15:04King Jernoth.
15:05The Prince of the Asforgarian.
15:08Prince Arrian.
15:11Bright flame!
15:23Let's go.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:39Come out, little knight.
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
16:51Kill him!
17:12He's too long.
17:41He's too long.
18:22I want to leave.
18:23Aye.
18:31But that was a terrible sight.
18:34But a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me.
18:38And I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:49The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:56Oh, Alice was a special lad
19:00For the rest of summer
19:02Lost a digit ending
19:04Flock now feeling awfully clump
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:08A copper in a glass
19:10Had two fingers less than most
19:12You'll shut the lock your heart
19:14Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:16Far, fairly down alone
19:18I tried to buy a pinky
19:20But I copped the whole of my
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers
19:24Never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give
19:28To more than what was soft
19:29Oh, more than what I want
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses
19:44I think there probably was
19:47Of course there probably was
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:55No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl
20:01Who was so good at pleasure in men and their bums
20:03That they saw fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that
20:10It's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour
20:18A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit
20:26Giving more than what is asked
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33It's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:58No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09I used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me
21:18He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait for the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:52Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:54Oh, my God.
25:30Yay!
25:32Ha ha ha ha!
25:37Eeeh!
25:38Erion.
25:39His whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince-maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which of those?
25:50He's there.
25:51Darren.
25:51And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
25:59but most like Daeron
26:02he's probably just drunk again
26:06little wonder maker's been walking around
26:08like someone pissed in his swan pie
26:10he's probably just worried about his sons
26:12Seven know why
26:14Daeron's a sort
26:15Arian's just vain and cruel
26:18the third's so useless
26:20they were going to ship him off to a citadel
26:21to make a maester of him
26:22from the youngest
26:23you have to come
26:25Arian's hurting her
26:26hurting who?
26:30Stand back!
26:33ahead
26:33over again
26:38God
26:53Hold on
26:54Hold on
26:56Don't leave!
26:57Don't leave!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:51Go!
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:24I didn't want to look like you.
28:37I didn't want to look like you.
28:54You're a demon.
29:09You're a demon.
29:11You didn't want to look like you.
29:12You're a demon.
29:13And you're a demon.
29:14You're a demon.
29:19That's what the hell.
29:20I am so creepily.
29:21Can I hear you?
29:21You're a demon.
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