00:06You
00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:23Hey, let's go.
02:27Hey, let's go.
02:50Oh
02:50Not bad
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03:30You steal that horse
03:44Tell the truth
03:45We'll be fair
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back
03:59Shh
04:00Shh
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley
04:27You're the maddest knight in the seven kingdoms
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior
04:32When it is madness bid
04:33When it is madness delivered
04:35It is madness delivered
04:37You're small for a squire
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall
04:42He's large enough for the both of us
04:45We've not heard of him
04:47You will
05:04You will
05:05Where have you been?
05:07Training
05:10Don't wander off without telling me
05:16What are you doing sir?
05:19Sawing a patch
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge
05:31What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse sir
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told
05:50Never mind that
05:52Yeah
05:53Yeah just like that
05:54Keep it as close to the edge as possible
05:58And that's your whip stitch
06:00How'd you get it so even?
06:03Just like
06:04Just practice
06:05Just
06:06Try again
06:10There
06:11Yes
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me
06:24Prince
06:25Baelor was the firstborn
06:27Prince Mekos sprang out last
06:29Damon was the bastard
06:31So the kictus busted
06:33Grass is green in summer
06:34Green grass I adore
06:36But grass is red all over
06:38Winnie killer rebel
06:39Horses die in battle
06:41This battle was the front
06:43Black guy's not a true born
06:45He came from the wrong country
06:47Was in peril
06:48The anvil was a rock
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard
06:52With his giant feigning
06:53Host of dawnish spearmen
06:57It's time.
06:59Fetch my armour.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge
07:21Goes to your knights of high birth and renown.
07:23Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no, no, no.
07:49Goose eggs.
07:51Just the eggs.
07:53No, no, no.
07:54Uh, just, um...
07:56Goose eggs.
07:58Like...
07:59Just...
08:05Do you like goose eggs?
08:09No, no, no, no.
08:10Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:28Shut up.
08:30Come on.
08:32Goose egg.
08:35Come on.
08:45Leave a bag.
08:47Goose egg.
08:50There's a glass.
08:52Come on.
08:57You're doing good.
08:58You're okay?
09:00Right.
09:14What's going on?
09:16Come on!
09:31Do you want some hard-soled beef?
09:41All I make, I can't eat hard-soled beef, I just eat lovely food and grapes and all the...
09:48Can't even drink a pint of ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:59Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:07You're in a place like this.
10:09I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not, sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire?
11:16After the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:27I can't.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:48If I win...
11:49Mr Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please.
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, er...
12:06I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13So, Duncan, I believe...
12:15we are both men of honour.
12:18So, I hope you understand that what I ask...
12:21serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed,
12:37hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I... I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you,
12:56but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:05Let's go.
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed. Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:22challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall,
14:02and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride for Duncan.
15:00ouchisade,
15:01Sun of Myrka,
15:03grandsons of Shin'Geron's Good,
15:05and prince of Halstor Garryean,
15:08Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:14Run, Mel!
16:18Run!
16:20Run!
16:21Run!
16:22Run!
16:47Kill him!
16:49Kill him!
17:12He's too low.
17:21Kill him!
17:25Kill him!
17:28Kill him!
17:30Kill him!
17:37Kill him!
17:40Kill him!
17:49Kill him!
18:16Oh
18:22I want to leave
18:31But that was a terrible sight
18:34But a squire must be strong a mishap may befall me and I'll need you to keep your wits if
18:40it does
18:41That was no mishap
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think
18:52Come on
19:22Oh Alice with three fingers, never had a lot
19:25She gave me all she had to give to more than what we saw
19:29That was all it was, that was all it was
19:59That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums that they saw
20:04fit to celebrate her in song and yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say
20:13Perhaps it is a story of honour
20:16Honour?
20:17A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts
20:22One might wish for more
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit, giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone as it were
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then
20:33I mean, it's her story that abides
20:36Her name is Hope, sir
20:38Belongs to all who invoke it
20:41Oh Alice was a special ass
20:45Over every time
20:47She lost the digit in the block and now she's only
20:51Did you ever know your father, Egg?
21:00No, not really
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33Say your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah, go on then
21:36You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:40Thank you, do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you, that's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15Is it looking good?
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah, this boy is my squire
22:22Egg, this is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, er, I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's a barge chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford
23:27For giving away his horse
23:28Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31It looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05God's no how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm
24:11Is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I've got a bit carried away there
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:39Errrr
24:44It's me
24:45Hello, it's me
24:51Oh, hello, hello
24:53Oh
24:58You're welcome
24:59Go
24:59Go
25:01Hey
25:08Go
25:09Go
25:29All the time.
25:37There he is.
25:39He's all smiles and chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Misbegats? Which are those?
25:50He's there. Darren. And the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But, most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:07Little Wondermaker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why. Darren's a sot. Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless they were going to ship him off to a Citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23No! Citadel! You have to come! Arian's hurting her!
26:26Hurting who?
26:33Hurting who?
26:43Hurting who?
26:46Hurting who?
26:51Hurting who?
26:53Hurting who?
26:54Hurting who?
26:56Hurting who?
26:57Hurting who?
26:57Hurting who?
26:59Hurting who?
27:01Hurting who?
27:02Hurting who?
27:03Hurting who?
27:03Hurting who?
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this whore?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:35Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy! Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait, your call, do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26No, they won't.
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