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Malcolm In The Middle Lifes Still Unfair S01E02 [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:28The End
00:40Hello? Stevie, it's Malcolm. Malcolm? Who? Yeah, it's been a few months. Look, I was just thinking about you. I
00:50figured I'd give you a call. How's little Max? How's Glenn? Cute. Needy. Great. Great.
00:58I love the pictures you sent. Yeah, you know, Max's. What's wrong? Everything. Mom and Dad and Leah and Tristan
01:04all found out at the same time in person. You have to help me come up with a smart enough
01:08lie to cover up the years of lies I already told them. I mean, it's got to be brilliant.
01:14I told you this would happen. You did. You did. What do I do now? Do you mind? Seriously, what
01:27do I do?
01:27Confess. Apologize. Make it right. Stevie, quit clowning around. They already know there's nothing to confess. It's Mom. She sees
01:37apologies as permission to become more enraged. I've misled them for over a decade. How do I make that right?
01:43Hey, Malcolm. Can he call you back? It's his turn for story time, and we need to finish before midnight.
01:50Okay. Thanks anyway. Sorry, man.
01:56You're in a wheelchair, and I'm needy.
02:07It's just not fair. Oh, my God. What happened? What did I do? What did we do? We have just
02:14had the worst 24 hours of our life. We just found out. Guess who's gonna be a grandma? Isn't it
02:21amazing? We've been trying for so long. Years and years of constant sex and all these weird mommy blog positions.
02:28And it finally happened. Get your pee stick out of my face. Seriously? You can't even be happy for me
02:34about this?
02:35What are you trying? Who's ready for re-talking day? I put this on your credit card. What?
02:43We just found out that Malcolm has been intentionally hiding himself from this family for years and covering it up
02:49with lies. He has a teenage daughter. A secret teenage daughter.
02:55I still think my thing's pretty important.
02:58Dad, I am so sorry. I think we all knew Malcolm would eventually betray us. That's what Harvard does to
03:06people. Or any college, really.
03:08Oh, that reminds me. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. What are you doing? Dad is out there emotionally destroyed. I
03:18have to trash Malcolm as much as I can before he snaps out of it.
03:20How stupid are you? You mean, like, professionally measured?
03:24Just because Mom and Dad aren't on social media, you thought nobody else would find it?
03:27What? eBay? They already know I sell my underwear to pervs.
03:31What about Professor Dum-Dum?
03:36Shall we peruse Greatest Hits?
03:43Ow!
03:55These new ones aren't just more efficient. They are so much quieter.
04:09just unplug it
04:2468 videos millions of views how much money have you made publicly humiliating dad
04:30including merch merch are you gonna snitch hell yes I'm gonna snitch okay what do you want to
04:37snitch no what do you want from me to be there when I snitch Kelly you don't want to do
04:41that
04:42dad is too upset he couldn't take it I know that god this is so frustrating it felt so good
04:48ratting
04:48Malcolm out it was like I found my calling I'm an informer it's like being a whistleblower but
04:55mean turning you in was going to be now I have to wait to spill my guts but it's coming
05:10what did you see
05:18oh my god what happened he just fell down for no reason old people do that all the time
05:23hell hell help me help me get him into bed
05:28he won't
05:29roll him
05:33oh my god
05:37what do we do
05:52hey how far did you run six miles past the interstate I'm in much better shape than I thought
05:59I met a horse I named him cookie dad seriously I can take mom being crazy but that's only because
06:09you're not I'm so sorry I promise I'll never do anything like that again and don't call your mom
06:16crazy she just has a lot of problems primarily being crazy so anything else you've been I don't
06:24know lying to me about since I was born Leah no my self-image is already screwed up and now
06:29I'm part
06:30of a family I know nothing about I mean are they murderers or geologists or have taste sacks or
06:36Klein filter syndrome or enjoy reading or have characteristic body language or they're athletic
06:40or super tasters I should know all of that there's no geologists
06:49I think Tristan is amazing she is oh my god she must be so mad at me yeah she told
06:56grandma and
06:58I was not ready to hear you call them that they really seemed okay I I don't understand why you
07:04can't be around them I think yesterday you saw a pretty convincing demonstration I have hay in my crack
07:09I cannot go back to how I was before and I'm not gonna risk you you are perfect I want
07:16you to stay
07:16perfect okay that that's just fighting dirty you have to think of it like they're the full moon and
07:24we're werewolves it doesn't matter your cover is blown and grandma doesn't seem the type to just let
07:30things go look I need time to figure this out you need to promise me that if she contacts you
07:34you will
07:35not respond until you talk to me first okay okay no you need to promise calm down I promise
07:41thank you I need to get some sleep I'm still mad at you you'll still be mad when I wake
07:47up I believe in you
08:11how could Malcolm abuse my trust this way I'm so mad at him for betraying me you know by comparison
08:20Reese looks pretty good sure he's impetuous but that rascal has a heart of gold he's still my favorite
08:32what's that it's the 33rd of 40 love letters your father wrote me for our anniversary
08:38two pages each front and back not a single repeat listen I have to talk to you I was so
08:47excited to
08:47tell you about the baby we tried so hard for so long and when it finally happened all I wanted
08:53to do
08:54was tell you you didn't even say congratulations you're right I'm sorry congratulations never said I
09:05was perfect yes you have well I didn't mean it look I will admit there is a part of me
09:12a part I do not
09:12like that feels like you intentionally waited until this exact moment to get pregnant just to make it
09:17harder for me to deal with all these other problems that is crazy honestly your whole life has been like
09:24you purposely planned every moment good or bad to happen at the worst possible time that's not fair
09:29it's always totally random I know I hurt your feelings and I feel bad about it and I promise I
09:35am going to be happy about this very soon I'm going to be overjoyed just not right now I have
09:41too many
09:41other priorities right now you and the baby are number eight that is so insult wait you have a list
09:49with
09:50numbers yes how do you think I manage I have to rank everything according to how bad and how soon
10:00anniversary party is number one number two is our brand new already born granddaughter I mean she has
10:06been thrown into this circus with no preparation we have to make it as comfortable as we can for that
10:11child your father is a close number three Leah has the edge because she's younger but he is in a
10:16complete meltdown number four is making Reese pay for what he did number five is figuring out a way
10:23to get Malcolm back into this family number six is making him pay for what he did number seven is
10:29trying to keep myself from draining our life savings to pay for this party so you are number eight
10:39when she puts it that way I really can't argue with her are you kidding me we're one slot above
10:43try
10:43oat milk no sucks to feel like you don't matter I promise I'll never do that to our kid as
10:51long as
10:51they don't piss me off too much you are an incredibly smart sexy mama
11:14do you care I like the breeze
11:24hey Leah hi Allison see you at pizza
11:29what pizza oh oh my god I'm so sorry forget I said that I don't know what you're talking about
11:36Joni's doing pizza after the social studies final
11:41I thought everyone was invited
11:44you really didn't and why do you take such delight in humiliating someone who shouldn't even be on your
11:50radar wow you really are cool
12:06morning
12:07is it morning
12:10oh my sweetie
12:13did you know that there's a south american slug
12:18that after mating the eggs are deposited
12:22in the father and over the next three months the children slowly eat their way out of their loving
12:32father until he's an empty husk that blows away in the wind
12:38I'm just waiting for the wind Lois
12:43you know we we could just let it go
12:48for a little while
12:56I'm sorry
12:59Mr. Plummer
13:01I don't have enough money to pay your
13:05great big bill
13:08there must be some way I can
13:11satisfy you
13:13and the office can put you on a payment plan
13:19did you just turn down sex
13:22I guess I did
13:24Hal
13:25oh
13:26Hal we we we we don't turn down sex
13:28I know
13:29we've done it in weddings and funerals and
13:31and and petting zoos
13:33Hal sex is our love language
13:36I know I know I'm sorry honey but
13:39can I at least give you a hug
13:44not physically
13:53thank you
13:55hey it's Tristan let her rip
13:56hey Tristan
13:58it's me again
13:59look I realize that you haven't returned my calls the last couple days because my messages were apologies
14:04without an explanation which I also apologize for
14:09so here it is
14:11I've been seeing a therapist the last month or so
14:13she put me on this antidepressant venalpremine
14:17I didn't realize the side effects that it caused on my moods behaviors and decision making
14:24but I am not going to use a medication that altered everything about me as an excuse
14:29no and uh I'm not going to bring Leah into this either okay
14:33even though she already feels so connected to you
14:35she knows that not seeing you again isn't anything like when her mother abandoned her
14:40but please do not do this to her
14:42she's just a kid
14:46I'll be ashamed of myself after I get her back
14:50oh you're just so glad you called Leah
14:53dad insisted I get to know the family right away
14:56if dad can keep secrets I can bring promises
14:59this is Francis and Puyama
15:01Kelly, Jamie, and Dewey
15:05and this is your uncle Reese
15:06who is going to explain himself and apologize to me this very second
15:10word of warning
15:11they get mad about anything around here
15:16we are just so excited about all of this
15:18we've just missed so much
15:20we have a thousand questions we'd like to ask you
15:27Hal
15:28don't you have a question that you'd like to ask Leah
15:30uh yeah uh
15:33what do you want to do when you grow up
15:36crush your father's soul and make him question his own identity
15:41excuse us a minute
15:43welcome to the family Leah
15:45gosh I wish I was able to be there to welcome you properly
16:01sorry they're um
16:04you're documenting the hotel
16:05you're up right
16:07yeah hey I gotta go too
16:09I gotta sneak in a cigarette while the lieutenant's still taking a dump
16:12don't tell mama smoke
16:15is it me?
16:16because this feels like when they make us choose lab partners
16:19no friends huh?
16:22yeah you give off that vibe
16:23kids can be mean
16:25parents too
16:27so the social thing is tough huh?
16:30no it's great
16:31I'm on the waiting list to move up from outcast to pariah
16:35it really is fine
16:37I mean I'm used to it
16:38because like
16:39what choice do I have?
16:41I mean there's way worse problems
16:47Leah
16:48have you ever tried being kind?
16:51probably not
16:52I am nice all the time
16:54and I get treated like crap anyway
16:56nice is different than kind
16:58kindness requires empathy
17:01and empathy requires putting yourself in someone else's place
17:04so you understand how they feel
17:07do you remember ever doing that?
17:11right
17:12that's a tough one for your dad too
17:14you guys have brains that are so different from other people's
17:17it's impossible to feel like you have anything in common with them
17:20so what am I supposed to do?
17:22just make an arbitrary rule
17:23if you're not getting along with someone
17:25imagine you have empathy for them
17:28and act accordingly
17:29like how I imagine
17:31I'm not always on the brink of violence
17:32try it
17:33see what happens
17:36something you want to add?
17:39I bet if I crash the car
17:41I'd move up two spaces
17:47oh honey
17:48Leah needs her warm and loving grandpa
17:51I'm so sorry Lois
17:53but I don't think I can
17:55I look at her
17:56and
17:57instead of a sweet kid
17:59I just
18:00see one more person
18:01who will hurt me
18:09ten hundred
18:10Lois
18:11your orders are to stay just as sweet
18:13loving
18:13and beautiful as the day
18:15Hal first laid
18:15his loving eyes on you
18:18open fire
18:27reload
18:28reload
18:31achoo
18:32I must be allergic to
18:35something
18:44she fake sneezed a booger
18:46onto her chin
18:48there's a giant chunk of snot
18:49on her chin
18:51there's a million ways
18:52that I could nail her
18:53do I go funny
18:54do I go brutal
18:55do I connect it to her character flaws
18:57so it stings
18:58with some staying power
18:59my mind is reeling
19:06hey
19:07you have a thing on your chin
19:08it happens to me all the time
19:16wait wait wait
19:18I saw what you did back there
19:19that giant job of the hut
19:20on her face
19:20oh my god
19:21I was just
19:22oh I hate Alice
19:24and I had the perfect idea
19:25I was gonna go
19:26would you care for some crackers
19:28with that oyster
19:28and
19:30then
19:31seeing what you did
19:32I mean
19:32I feel kinda sorry
19:34that was like
19:35noble
19:37I'm not noble
19:38well
19:39or something
19:40Leah right
19:41yes Jason
19:42I said excellent English
19:44and world history
19:45oh
19:46right
19:47I'm dumb
19:50was this a me cute
19:52this was a me cute
19:53right
19:58Tristan's on her way over
19:59I'm gonna take responsibility
20:00and acknowledge the impact
20:01that my actions had on her
20:02or
20:03I'm gonna justify it
20:04and I'm gonna frame things
20:06in a way that she thinks
20:06that it's partially her fault
20:07which one's gaslighting
20:13hi
20:13hey
20:15thank you so much
20:16for talking to me
20:16I know
20:18how upset you are
20:19I know how bad I screwed up
20:20and I
20:22I don't need to talk
20:24I need to listen
20:25go ahead
20:29I love your kid
20:32that's all I have for positives
20:35good start
20:35you totally sandbagged me
20:38anytime I asked you
20:39about your family
20:39you said it was complicated
20:41what I saw
20:42was not complicated
20:43it was just wrong
20:44yes
20:45but I have a solution for that
20:46all those angry
20:48vicious things
20:48I screamed at him
20:49imagine I didn't
20:51you have to make peace
20:52with your family
20:53okay
20:54for your own sake
20:55and sure as hell
20:56for Leah's sake
20:56you don't understand
20:57I can't
20:59it's not just mom and dad
21:01it's so much worse
21:02with my brothers
21:03I mean all we ever do
21:04is fight
21:05except for when we team up
21:06to fight them
21:09you have brothers
21:15four and one
21:16non-binary
21:17dude
21:18come
21:20this is so much
21:21to unpack
21:21don't unpack
21:22just burn
21:22we don't need to know
21:23I should go
21:30I help the poor
21:33what
21:33I care so much
21:34about social justice
21:35Malcolm what are you
21:37I'm not bad
21:38I'm good
21:38I'm not bad
21:39I'm really good
21:40and I'm smart
21:41which I remember
21:43that you don't care about
21:43because I listen
21:44and I know how to tie
21:45shoelaces away
21:46so they never come untied
21:47and I love you
21:48oh I should have led with that
21:50but I'm panicking
21:50I'll start over
21:51I can't be around you right now
21:53I understand
21:55I'll
21:55I'll be here
21:57whenever you're ready
21:59that won't be
22:00until I can trust you again
22:04if ever
22:13all night long
22:15we should have called the cops
22:16I didn't get any sleep at all
22:18dad's always been a loud crier
22:20guys
22:21what are you doing
22:22still in your PJs
22:24party's in 32 hours
22:25we still have a lot to do
22:27according to your 20 bullet point schedule
22:29for today
22:29I have more than enough time
22:31to finish my store brand cereal
22:32that was before I realized
22:34that my dress only looks right
22:35with open toes shoes
22:36I had to add an emergency pedicure
22:38my toes look like twisted walnuts
22:42solve that one
22:43is dad finally asleep
22:45no
22:45he got up over an hour ago
22:47to help run errands
22:48come on you guys
22:50let's go
22:50get the lead out
22:54see
22:55completely normal
22:56don't be nervous
22:57I'm not nervous
22:58I'm desperate
22:59I only have one day
23:00to shake off
23:01all this depression
23:02and anger
23:02so I don't ruin
23:03the party for Lois
23:04well this will help
23:05micro dosing
23:06is the best thing
23:07I ever did
23:08it's how I lost
23:09all that weight
23:09and got a handle
23:10on my gambling addiction
23:11I replaced it with porn
23:15greetings voyagers
23:17namaste
23:18richie
23:21hell
23:21great to see you
23:23how's francis
23:24how's the family
23:25I don't care
23:26I need help
23:26worry not
23:28I have many weeks experience
23:29as a hallucinogenic scientist
23:31shaman
23:32concierge
23:33we see your pain
23:34truth seeker
23:36we have incredible shit
23:37to deal with it
23:38let me give you a tour
23:39of our tripitorium
23:40I don't need a tour
23:42indulge me
23:44hell please
23:45please
23:48couch
23:48cot
23:49water
23:50bathroom
23:50we recommend starting
23:52in our central chair
23:53some people call it
23:55a dream platform
23:56others
23:56a launch pad
23:57to enlightenment
23:58either way
23:59there's a puke bucket
24:01next to it
24:01oh uh
24:02we already paid
24:03I used my coupon
24:04don't forget
24:05that doesn't include tip
24:06right
24:09this
24:11is the medicine
24:12air quotes
24:13are for the lawyers
24:14since you're new to this
24:16we'll start you out
24:17with a 1.5
24:20where'd they go
24:22he swallowed them
24:23all of them
24:24I have to divvy them out
24:26you ate 60 milligrams
24:28is that too much
24:29well
24:29not if you're like
24:3215 elephants
24:33we gotta get your stomach pumped
24:35no
24:37it's the only chance
24:38I have left
24:39I'm going in
24:46gonna need a bigger bucket
24:47I have to do it
25:01yeah
25:01yeah
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