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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry. You're the janitor.
00:00:18Um.
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murders?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus.
00:00:58You scared the shit out of me.
00:00:59You know, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:30He's been watching you.
00:01:32That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:38Congratulations.
00:01:39Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:43This is like ten times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:47But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:57Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:01Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:16And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:21James is the one for me.
00:02:23Just...
00:02:24Let's talk later.
00:02:31This is so hot.
00:02:36Honey, I'm home.
00:02:37Good job.
00:02:41I pinched her.
00:02:47Hey, babe.
00:02:48I'm watching a little home video.
00:02:49Next time, I think I want you to punch me even harder.
00:02:53James, you're sick!
00:02:59Jesus Christ, Perlin.
00:03:00Are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:02Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07Eavesdropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:15But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:20You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:23Homeless?
00:04:25Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:32I took you off the streets.
00:04:33I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:42My father was right about me.
00:04:46Oh, God.
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest and take glasses.
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:53No one made you choose us.
00:04:54No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:09You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:18Jenna.
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:23Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:36You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a screen door in some way.
00:05:40You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:54I sure do.
00:06:00James, baby.
00:06:03You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:12Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:27Jamesy's ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:35You understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41Fine.
00:06:42I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom.
00:06:50She is my family.
00:06:51Leave.
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:53Oh, wait.
00:06:55Here.
00:06:56Don't forget your bills.
00:06:58Bitch.
00:07:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline.
00:07:04You racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:09It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:11I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:26You have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept this situation in Maryland, or you're sick on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:59I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02So what, you're just going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:08You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:10But no!
00:08:11You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your tent.
00:08:15You know what?
00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:20Caroline!
00:08:21Please!
00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:36He said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:49Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:13You hit me?
00:09:16Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:28Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:44And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52Caroline, you're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees, calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now, now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:11I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38That's all that was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce James ASAP so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:36Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll try it.
00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:38Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:43Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking
00:13:51up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my house.
00:14:05Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:07You're done.
00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:16That bitch is gone.
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:27I never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home any time.
00:14:37Dad.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your side
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:55Dad, it's so sweet.
00:14:57Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Dad.
00:15:27It's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I know that you mean both.
00:15:38This is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.
00:15:57You're right.
00:15:58I know.
00:15:59I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commissioner.
00:16:17I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:27Look at us.
00:16:28Perfect happy family.
00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted, and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:40This is just the best day ever.
00:16:46Talk to me.
00:16:50What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:58If she ruined your promotion, Dad, you're going to lose your job, and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One, but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:06We should go some more if that's bad.
00:17:19Easy.
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:45You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to look over the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately, but I just want to make sure that it
00:18:17doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:20I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me, the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family so they can be a part of the
00:18:38big moment.
00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did it go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it, but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony and he said to bring
00:18:54my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family, I'm never walking away again.
00:19:25James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45You know, when your father gets promoted, he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head on show.
00:19:54James, Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats.
00:20:01Thanks, Sam.
00:20:02But we got to keep it quiet.
00:20:04I got to stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here, a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:15Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new LAPD Commissioner will be here in a minute.
00:20:22I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:33Your key card, Madam Commissioner, everything's set.
00:20:41Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the Commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family, she must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, if she or my mom, I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away
00:21:22with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion, you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The Commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, man.
00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:03I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:07Guys, the Commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe me?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline, your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Alan, after I get this promotion, we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:56Everyone, the Commissioner's coming in.
00:22:58Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:29Oh, wait.
00:23:31You're the Commissioner?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Holy shit.
00:23:34This whole time.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you, so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the Commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:52Exactly.
00:23:52Dad said the new Commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:56I mean, handpicked by the Mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:03Do not ruin the Commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave?
00:24:12This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:20Now, you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit.
00:24:30Is that the police commissioner's badge?
00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:37Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:45It's clearly fake.
00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:47She's my ex-wife.
00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:51Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner,
00:24:55that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.
00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:25:01And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion.
00:25:07So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:10Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:12I guess it's got to be.
00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:17All right.
00:25:18You know, enough is enough.
00:25:20You're coming with me.
00:25:21You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on.
00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:26why don't you try swiping this on the door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:31All right, then you'll see.
00:25:35Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:39What if it's really her?
00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no, guys.
00:25:45Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:49But James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:52I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Ooh.
00:26:01Getting scared?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:04Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious.
00:26:25How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:28Terror?
00:26:30Or regret?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:32Just cut the crap.
00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:35And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:38You stop wasting police time.
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:46James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:52Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:05Yes, you will.
00:27:20See what I'm saying?
00:27:22Go ahead and quit the stupid act.
00:27:24This is not going to win me back.
00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:28She's wasting police time.
00:27:30You stupid bitch.
00:27:31You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:35Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:38Homeless and broke.
00:27:39You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:51What?
00:27:54I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:03Surprise.
00:28:06Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:12Surprise.
00:28:20James.
00:28:21Time to get your promise.
00:28:23Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:27It has to be.
00:28:28You called it, right?
00:28:29We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:32Deb, what if she actually is?
00:28:34After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:38That's not right.
00:28:39She's my ex-wife.
00:28:40She's just a janitor.
00:28:42And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:44I'd like to know more.
00:28:46Caroline, you shameless whore.
00:28:47You follow me here.
00:28:48You fake that uniform.
00:28:49And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you.
00:28:51Well, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:54I'm not here for you.
00:28:55I'm here to work.
00:29:00Caroline.
00:29:01A loser in our costume is still a loser.
00:29:07You can fake your way into having power.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:11You can play dress up all you want, but you're still just a janitor.
00:29:15Leave now before my dad locks you up for fake impersonation.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20I've indulged you a lot long enough.
00:29:24Welcome to my family.
00:29:27Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:29James, stop her.
00:29:31This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:34You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:37So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:41Caroline, stop.
00:29:42I said stop it now.
00:29:44You're doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:47I told you this is my celebration, including the champagne.
00:29:50I put it down.
00:29:51For you, the only thing that's for you is a celebration.
00:29:54We will arrest you.
00:30:00You cuff me and I will have your ass in your silver platter.
00:30:02So try me.
00:30:03I dare you.
00:30:04Shut up, Caroline.
00:30:06And stop lying.
00:30:07That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:09I will say this one last time.
00:30:11The champagne is mine and I will drink it.
00:30:14You're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:23Let go, let go, let go.
00:30:26Don't you dare touch me again, James.
00:30:28After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:36You bitch, how dare you hit my dad?
00:30:39Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:41You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:53You fucking bitch.
00:30:55I will fucking end you.
00:30:56I'm not going to let you ruin my career.
00:31:04You touch me again and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:09James, God, are you again?
00:31:10I will fucking kill you.
00:31:11The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:14Your pathetic little bitch plot ends now.
00:31:17You're right.
00:31:18I am here for revenge.
00:31:22I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:27Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:31Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:34Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:38Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:40Oh my God, Dad.
00:31:41If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked.
00:31:44James, go apologize.
00:31:47Now, I am not going down with you.
00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:52This is not real.
00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:56Five years and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:01And yet you cheated on me and you disrespected the badge.
00:32:04So as commissioner, we're firing you.
00:32:07Effective immediately.
00:32:08No, wait.
00:32:09You do not have that authority.
00:32:11She's not the commissioner.
00:32:12Look at that badge, look at that uniform.
00:32:14It's all fake.
00:32:15She didn't even do her research.
00:32:18Why is her uniform different?
00:32:20Exactly.
00:32:21We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:23She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:26I've got you right.
00:32:27Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:30Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:32It's above your ranking.
00:32:33The mayor had this custom made just for me.
00:32:37Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:38We are sick of your lies.
00:32:40Now arrest her now.
00:32:45Wait.
00:32:46I've seen Commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:50Well, looks like Ham is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:57Are you sure that that's not the Commissioner's uniform?
00:33:00Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:33:04Why not call Collins?
00:33:06If she's really the Commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:09Yeah, you're right.
00:33:10Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:12Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:14I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's going to bury you.
00:33:17Be my guest.
00:33:19Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:20Yeah, this is James.
00:33:22We have somebody impersonating the Commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:30Detain her immediately.
00:33:32I'm on my way.
00:33:34Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:38Fine.
00:33:38Let's wait and see.
00:33:40James, lock her up already.
00:33:42The Commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:49You better divorce her and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:55You're absolutely right.
00:33:56I do need a divorce her immediately.
00:34:00I need you all to go stall Mark and the Commissioner.
00:34:02I'll handle this.
00:34:03Good idea.
00:34:04I'll see what we can do.
00:34:06I hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:11Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:12Sign me.
00:34:13Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:16It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:18Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:20Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:22You were trying to take my dad's promotion.
00:34:24Thankfully, the Commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:28Caroline, James took care of you for five years.
00:34:32And this is how you repay him?
00:34:34That's low, even for someone like you.
00:34:40All right, Smith.
00:34:42Chief.
00:34:45Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:47I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:49She's just...
00:34:50I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:53All right, just relax.
00:34:55I'll handle her.
00:34:56She's right there.
00:34:57You mean handle me, Chief?
00:34:59Why don't you take a good look?
00:35:01Tell them who I really am.
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:10Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:13You got some brass balls on you sitting in that Commissioner's chair wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:18Get your ass out of there.
00:35:19Whatever this thing is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:22What?
00:35:23Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:25Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:27You know, if you really are the Commissioner, why does the Chief not know who you are?
00:35:38And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:40That was meant for the Commissioner.
00:35:42I did, of course.
00:35:43Because I am the Commissioner.
00:35:46You?
00:35:48Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:50She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:51She's some crazy cleaning lady, and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:54You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:56Clean up that champagne tower before the real Commissioner gets here.
00:36:00Now, make it snappy, or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:04I don't like your tone very much.
00:36:06Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:10Yay, sure.
00:36:11Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:15He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:16Just face it, Caroline.
00:36:18You're done for.
00:36:19Okay, last eight years.
00:36:21That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:22I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:27Are you kidding me?
00:36:29Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:30You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last ten years?
00:36:34Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:35She's just my crazy ex-wife.
00:36:36Ever since I dumped her, she's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:40Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:36:42Collins, as the new Commissioner, I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:49They say the new Commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:53I never did meet her.
00:36:55What if?
00:36:56Do not listen to her.
00:36:57She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:02Totally.
00:37:03She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:07Exactly.
00:37:07That makes sense.
00:37:10Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:14Collins, the system doesn't lie, right?
00:37:18So run my name, and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:22Lady, this is a waste of my time.
00:37:25I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:27If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in?
00:37:30This floor is personnel only.
00:37:32Badge verified.
00:37:35Shit.
00:37:36You know, she's right.
00:37:38Security on this level is airtight.
00:37:40The only way you could have gotten in here is if...
00:37:43Collins, she obviously stole it.
00:37:45She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:47Now, James, I'm sorry.
00:37:49Better safe than sorry.
00:37:51Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her badge number.
00:37:54Every officer on the force is in that system, even ones who have been undercover.
00:37:58So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:38:05Let's find out.
00:38:25Well, it looks like your scam is finally up.
00:38:27Now put your hands behind your back.
00:38:30Shit.
00:38:31That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:34I see.
00:38:35Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:38Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:45All right, James.
00:38:46But make it snappy.
00:38:47I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:52You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future.
00:38:55So I'm not going to let you ruin anything.
00:38:57Ruined you?
00:38:59I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:03I got you this job.
00:39:05I paid your bills.
00:39:06I fought for your career.
00:39:09And you?
00:39:11Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:15So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing.
00:39:24I did everything.
00:39:25Let me be clear.
00:39:26James, I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:29I did everything.
00:39:30You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:34You see what I'm saying?
00:39:36She's lost her mind.
00:39:37She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:39It's pathetic.
00:39:41This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:45What's next, Caroline?
00:39:47You'll fire James if he upsets you.
00:39:51Actually, yes.
00:39:53I can, and I will.
00:39:56Oh, God.
00:39:57You're not going to prison.
00:39:58You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:59Stop lying.
00:40:00Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:40:02You know what?
00:40:03I guess I am a joke.
00:40:05I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat.
00:40:10Yeah, whatever.
00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:14Don't worry.
00:40:16I will.
00:40:17And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:20Actually, hold on.
00:40:22What is it, Jenna?
00:40:24This is an addendum.
00:40:26Sign it, too.
00:40:27That way your debts stay your debts, and my dad's assets belong to us only, and you can't take a
00:40:32penny.
00:40:34Five years, Jenna.
00:40:38Five years.
00:40:39I've wasted.
00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:42At least it would be loyal.
00:40:43My dad busted his ass for his money, and you're just a parasite loser that latched on to him, so
00:40:48you can fuck off.
00:40:51Wake up, idiot.
00:40:54Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts.
00:40:57You mean your debts?
00:40:59I paid mine.
00:41:00No, no.
00:41:01I don't have any debts.
00:41:03That was all you.
00:41:04And for five years, I paid those bills every single month.
00:41:10You should ask him.
00:41:12You know, the worst he can do is say no.
00:41:15Director Mark.
00:41:17James is here.
00:41:18Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:21Promotion papers?
00:41:23Have you met Caroline?
00:41:25Caroline.
00:41:28I know it.
00:41:30Shit.
00:41:31Do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:33What are we going to do?
00:41:35Oh, uh, oh.
00:41:36James and her.
00:41:38Well, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:42Friendly?
00:41:43Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard.
00:41:47Fine.
00:41:48Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:50I'll be right there.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:56How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself and you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay?
00:42:03So stop stalling and sign the damn papers.
00:42:08James, you are a high school dropout with zero qualifications.
00:42:13How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:15Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work.
00:42:19I got here from pure hard work and you're just some crazy bitch that's trying to take credit for my
00:42:23success.
00:42:25Alright, I'll sign the papers, but don't come crying to me later.
00:42:39Thank God.
00:42:41Fine.
00:42:49Good job, honey.
00:42:51I'm so proud of you.
00:42:53I've raised you well.
00:42:55Finally.
00:42:57All the money and the shopping.
00:42:59I wonder where we should go.
00:43:02The police commissioner is waiting for us.
00:43:04Yes, sir.
00:43:05Everyone with me.
00:43:08All right.
00:43:10Mark's on his way.
00:43:11I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:15Spare me.
00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail and the commissioner will be here any minute to give me
00:43:22my promotion in person.
00:43:23Wow, she's really Delulo.
00:43:27She thinks she can boss around the director.
00:43:30Chief Collins, we're done here.
00:43:33I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:38Harrison, let's take her in.
00:43:41Wait, stop!
00:43:47Mark just gave the order.
00:43:52Wait!
00:43:54Mark just gave the order.
00:43:56What order?
00:43:58He said he wants us to be Caroline's backup.
00:44:05He's on his way.
00:44:06Caroline's back?
00:44:07What does she need backup for?
00:44:08So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait, what is the deal with you and director Mark?
00:44:14Just wait.
00:44:14He'll explain everything.
00:44:16Wait, so Mark is coming here under his earning cord for you.
00:44:22There's got to be something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:26Don't worry about it, James.
00:44:28Look at what I got here.
00:44:30Mark told me to bring you promotion papers.
00:44:34You're still his golden boy.
00:44:37Well, yeah.
00:44:41See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:47Baby, you did it.
00:44:49You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:53This is the best day ever.
00:44:56My dad gets promoted and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:44:59Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's official approval, that's as good as toilet paper.
00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says promoted to sergeant.
00:45:12Right.
00:45:14Straight from the committee.
00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this, even if he paid.
00:45:19Forget about her, James.
00:45:21Now, when you're officially divorced, let's think about our wedding.
00:45:26Oh, don't worry, babe.
00:45:28That'll happen soon.
00:45:30This cleaning lady is so beneath me.
00:45:33I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:37James.
00:45:38What goes around comes around.
00:45:40I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:42Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:45We'll be getting rich while she rots in prison.
00:45:49So smug and so stupid.
00:45:52Cut the bullshit, Caroline.
00:45:53You're done.
00:45:54Now, based on Ham's word alone, are you really sure about this promotion?
00:46:00What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean, Ham's just a detective.
00:46:04He's not authorized to make appointments.
00:46:07That comes from Mark himself.
00:46:09So unless Mark says your name, that promotion means nothing.
00:46:13You know, she's kind of right.
00:46:16But how the hell does she know our appointment protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it.
00:46:27Because I created it.
00:46:31Wait.
00:46:33Does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:36No, no.
00:46:38Mark's busy.
00:46:39So he asked me to bring the appointment papers and announce it.
00:46:47Huh.
00:46:48Did Mark really say that?
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:51Let's call him and find out.
00:46:53Caroline, stop already.
00:46:55You are making a fool of yourself.
00:46:57You know, Ham wouldn't be here without Mark's blessing.
00:46:59So, I mean, God, I hate desperate people.
00:47:03You are literally giving me the air.
00:47:05Exactly.
00:47:06How would a clueless toilet scrubber know anything about police hire her?
00:47:13She just can't stand that I'm moving up in the world while she's hitting rock bottom.
00:47:17After all, she is going to jail.
00:47:19You are so right, honey.
00:47:22She spends her day toilet scrubbing.
00:47:25So, of course, she doesn't know how the real world works.
00:47:30I'm so glad that you're divorced now.
00:47:33Caroline, maybe you should toss away your toilet brush and get a little taste of the real world.
00:47:41And yet you're the one who married the toilet scrubber, right?
00:47:45Spending all that time at rock bottom with you, I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
00:47:50Shut up already!
00:47:54Oh, it's Mark.
00:47:57He's probably calling to congratulate me.
00:48:00Dad, put it on the speaker.
00:48:01Let her hear it.
00:48:02Might as well expose her little act.
00:48:05Mark, I just want to say thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:48:09I just got handed the conversion papers.
00:48:11James, listen carefully.
00:48:13Your promotion is suspended.
00:48:23Mark, you just gave me the promotion papers.
00:48:25Why would you suspend it immediately?
00:48:27I only had Ham bring the papers over for storage.
00:48:30I never authorized anything.
00:48:33Okay.
00:48:35Yeah, I got it.
00:48:37I will be there shortly.
00:48:38Stay where you are.
00:48:40Yes, sir.
00:48:42What happened to Mark?
00:48:43Mark, why is your promotion getting suspended?
00:48:46Oh, please, God, no more drama.
00:48:48I mean, this is all her fault.
00:48:50No, no, Mark is on his way here right now to, you know, tell me in person.
00:48:56Well, like I said, Mark won't promote you without me authorizing it.
00:49:00You know, just shut up, Caroline.
00:49:02Mark wouldn't be making a personal appearance if he didn't respect my dad.
00:49:07Exactly.
00:49:08James was the star auxiliary officer, and the commissioner asked ourselves to come in here
00:49:16for a special surprise, so he will get promoted.
00:49:21Don't get ahead of yourselves.
00:49:23I told Mark to come.
00:49:25Believe it or not, everything in this world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:29Stop talking about it.
00:49:31When Mark gets you, I'll arrest you in front of him.
00:49:33You're done.
00:49:35Dad, it's been an hour.
00:49:36I mean, who is the commissioner anyways, and what is this big surprise?
00:49:40The answer to both of those questions is me.
00:49:48You?
00:49:50Caroline?
00:49:50Stop the act already.
00:49:52I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:55I mean, stop dreaming, Caroline.
00:49:58The commissioner is a renowned internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:50:01The mayor kisses her ass.
00:50:04I married you because you seem sweet and innocent.
00:50:07But the reality is, you're one of the most deranged bitches I've ever met in my life.
00:50:12And you'll make a very nice addition to Skid Row.
00:50:14Oh, poor little Caroline.
00:50:19She can't accept the fact that I'm a better woman than her.
00:50:26I guess her shock must have broken her.
00:50:29That's why she's acting so crazy.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:34You clearly don't buy it.
00:50:35Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:39Oh, Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:41Should I bow to your feet right now?
00:50:46Walk faster.
00:50:47Let's not keep Caroline waiting.
00:50:48So, Commissioner, what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:53Yeah, are you going to get me kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:56Ooh, I'm dying, you know.
00:50:59What about me, Commissioner?
00:51:01What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show while you can.
00:51:07When Mark gets here, it's over.
00:51:10Ooh.
00:51:11Ooh, I can't wait.
00:51:13James, get your ass out here now.
00:51:19What the hell is going on?
00:51:22Sir, where's the commission?
00:51:23I was going to escort you guys in.
00:51:32Are you okay?
00:51:33He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:36Hey, no, I'm fine.
00:51:41Why is she acting so cozy with the director?
00:51:44Is she his side piece or something?
00:51:46Hey, you shut that hole in your face.
00:51:48This is the commissioner's swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:51Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:54No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark, you got it all wrong.
00:51:56She's got the fake uniform and badge.
00:51:59She's impersonating the commissioner, and we were just about to arrest her.
00:52:02Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:52:05You're going to arrest Caroline?
00:52:08She means everything to me.
00:52:09You lay a finger on her, and I will destroy you.
00:52:13Why do you care about you so much?
00:52:16You two are sleeping together, aren't you?
00:52:21You watch your mouth, boy.
00:52:24I told you when he arrived, you'd be finished.
00:52:28Dad, Caroline's been cheating on you with the director this whole time, but she's still
00:52:31trying to gaslight and guilt trip you about Mom?
00:52:34You're right.
00:52:35It looks like the cleaning lady found herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:38A cheating scumbag and an ungrateful brat.
00:52:41You have abused Caroline for five years, and today I'm going to make you pay for it.
00:52:47Wait, Mark.
00:52:48This is a personal problem between me and her.
00:52:50You cannot abuse your power to help her.
00:52:52Fine, then.
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:54Let's do official business first.
00:52:55Hand me that promotion paper.
00:53:02James, as director of the LAPD, I hereby revoke your promotion, effective immediately.
00:53:14You are abusing your power.
00:53:16You do not have the authority to do this.
00:53:18Chief, aren't you going to say something?
00:53:20Hey, Mark.
00:53:22He's right.
00:53:23A committee made this decision, and you don't have the power to override it.
00:53:29The commissioner delegated me.
00:53:31And, Collins, back off, James Kaser.
00:53:34I'll have you answer to the commissioner yourself.
00:53:36How's that?
00:53:39Chief, aren't you going to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry, James.
00:53:43There's nothing I can do.
00:53:45He's got the backing of the commissioner, and you may have barked up the wrong tree on
00:53:51this one.
00:53:51I have to go.
00:54:01Caroline, you fucking bitch.
00:54:03Seducing older men and calling me the cheater?
00:54:05No wonder you wanted that divorce so quick.
00:54:08You found yourself a sugar daddy.
00:54:10Wow, all these years acting all warm and righteous.
00:54:13But really, you were just a snake all along, huh?
00:54:15You are quite the actress, Caroline.
00:54:19Acting all hurt when James dumped you.
00:54:21But you were already sleeping your way to the top.
00:54:26All makes sense now.
00:54:28Mark's side piece gets special treatment.
00:54:31Exactly.
00:54:32Mark wouldn't protect her for nothing.
00:54:35My relationship with Mark is none of your business.
00:54:39None of my business?
00:54:40We were married for five years, and you call me the cheater?
00:54:43This guy's old enough to be your father.
00:54:45I guess you'll just sleep with anything that's old and has authority.
00:54:49James, you watch your fucking mouth, or I will beat you fucking senseless.
00:54:56Mark, hierarchy aside, you've been wooded for 20 years.
00:55:00But I guess you found yourself a sugar baby.
00:55:02Congratulations.
00:55:05God damn, that felt good.
00:55:09Everybody, look.
00:55:10He's hitting me to cover up for his mistress.
00:55:14Definitely reporting this to the commissioner.
00:55:16I'm warning you.
00:55:18You say one more word to slander my daughter, and I swear by God, it's funny.
00:55:22Jesus, I will have every officer here use you for fucking target practice.
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:34Daughter my fucking ass.
00:55:36More like daddy's little side piece.
00:55:39Mark, if she was really your daughter, why don't you have the same last name?
00:55:43And Caroline, I mean, we were married for five years, and you never once talked about your father.
00:55:48And now he shows up, and he's the director of the LAPD?
00:55:52What kind of shit show are you running here?
00:55:54Dude, I've known Mark forever.
00:55:57He's never mentioned anything about a daughter.
00:55:59Something smells as fishy as seven-day-old tuna here.
00:56:02Who says I have to take my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century.
00:56:07I took my mom so much.
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit.
00:56:10You've been screwing this old fucker Bahama back this entire time.
00:56:14I bet you couldn't wait to dump me so you can go play house with daddy.
00:56:17Dad's right.
00:56:18You only married him to cover up your nasty little affair.
00:56:21You played us all.
00:56:22I am so sick and tired of this horse shit.
00:56:26Throw these losers out on their asses.
00:56:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:29You cannot throw us out like garbage.
00:56:31The commissioner invited us here herself.
00:56:34I'm going to get that promotion, and your asses are going to be in a shit load of shit.
00:56:38I'm sorry, are you still dreaming about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up.
00:56:44The commissioner already promised James his badge.
00:56:49So when she gets here, we will tell her all about your sick little relationship.
00:56:56Thank you for reminding me.
00:56:59The commissioner did want you to have this.
00:57:02And I personally made some adjustments myself for your situation.
00:57:06Oh, Dad, these must be your promotion papers.
00:57:09They're going to be sergeant.
00:57:10Honey, congrats.
00:57:13Uh, please remember what you promised me.
00:57:16Oh, well, I always keep my promises.
00:57:19Okay, well, come on already.
00:57:20Open them.
00:57:21Okay, wait, wait.
00:57:24What the actual fuck?
00:57:26Termination notice.
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:32You did this.
00:57:34You backstabbing bitch.
00:57:35I told you before, you're fired, asshole.
00:57:38Effective immediately.
00:57:40Boss, come on.
00:57:41Mark, please, please.
00:57:43You know, I've worked my ass off for the last five years.
00:57:47I'm a good cop.
00:57:48The commissioner wouldn't throw me out like this.
00:57:51Caroline is pulling strings, and you're letting her get away with it.
00:57:54You cheated on your wife and embarrassed the entire department.
00:57:57You broke every rule in the book.
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy.
00:58:02Getting canned?
00:58:03I mean, come on, that's the least you deserve.
00:58:08I'm reporting both your asses to the commissioner.
00:58:10I want to talk to the commissioner right fucking now.
00:58:14Regardless of what the commissioner says,
00:58:16I am director of the LAPD, and I am telling you, James,
00:58:21you're fucking fired.
00:58:23How many times do I have to tell you to take the trash out?
00:58:26No, no, this is an abuse of the penalty.
00:58:28Oh, no.
00:58:29You can't just...
00:58:29I gave my promotion.
00:58:30I want to talk to the commissioner.
00:58:32Stop on me.
00:58:33I want my promotion.
00:58:34You still buying my daughter a scout cookie?
00:58:36Come on.
00:58:38Come on.
00:58:43Well, this is settled for now, but knowing that piece of shit,
00:58:47he's not going to give up that easy.
00:58:49I'm being generous, just firing him.
00:58:51If he doesn't let it go, then I'll escalate the case.
00:58:58This is all your fault, you stupid bitch.
00:59:02If I hadn't been seduced by you, I would still have my job.
00:59:05Dad, stop.
00:59:07You're going to kill mom.
00:59:08Please.
00:59:15I just lost my job.
00:59:16What am I going to do?
00:59:17I'm going to be homeless again.
00:59:19Baby, but you know I love you so much.
00:59:23Fuck.
00:59:23It has to be Caroline.
00:59:25She's completely destroying us.
00:59:27That's true, Dad.
00:59:28We just need to find the commissioner and tell her about this whole situation.
00:59:31And that's the only way we can get revenge and get our life back.
00:59:34But we don't even know her last name.
00:59:37How are we going to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute.
00:59:41I know who could help us.
00:59:43Miss Lane, the mayor's wife.
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor.
00:59:52William Kane's birthday is in two days.
00:59:54And Miss Lane is throwing this huge party.
00:59:57The commissioner is going to be there.
01:00:00We're going to crush the party.
01:00:02And we're going to tell her all about this little two.
01:00:05Holy shit, mom.
01:00:06That's brilliant.
01:00:07And then when the commissioner finds out about all of this,
01:00:10Dad will get his job back and get promoted to sergeant.
01:00:12Exactly.
01:00:14Marilyn, I love you.
01:00:16I'm so sorry for choking you.
01:00:17But you helped me get my job back.
01:00:18I promise I'll make it up to you big time.
01:00:20We're family, James.
01:00:22I would do anything for you.
01:00:26God, I love you.
01:00:28Love?
01:00:29Please.
01:00:30More like I need access to that bank account to cover my debts.
01:00:38Who's there?
01:00:39Hello?
01:00:40Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah, that's me.
01:00:42Miss Smith, I regret to tell you that your stepmothers holded tuition payments.
01:00:49Unfortunately, we have to let your placement go.
01:00:51Wait, tuition?
01:00:52I thought I had a full scholarship.
01:00:54You can't just kick me out.
01:00:55Oh, no, no.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:00:59That was a white lie.
01:01:01Miss Carolyn Johnson offered to pay double tuition to get you enrolled.
01:01:05Without that, you actually aren't quite qualified to attend.
01:01:14They just kicked me out.
01:01:16This is the worst day ever.
01:01:18No, no, no, no, don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:19No, no, no, look.
01:01:20There's got to be a mistake.
01:01:22I mean, she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:24How does she need to have money for tuition?
01:01:25It's got to be Caroline fucking with us again.
01:01:28We've got to nail these bastards before they completely destroy us.
01:01:32What do we do?
01:01:33We're just going to go home from now.
01:01:35I'm going to figure it out.
01:01:36I promise.
01:01:36Just go.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:44Jesus.
01:01:46What are you guys doing in my room?
01:01:48Sweetheart, it's okay.
01:01:49We just want to make sure nobody ever messes with you ever again.
01:01:52And from now on, I'm assigning bodyguard protection 24-7.
01:01:57Dad, come on.
01:01:58I don't need babysitters.
01:01:59This is all my fault.
01:02:02I wasn't there for you when you needed me.
01:02:05And that's why James hurt you.
01:02:07And I swear I will never let that happen again.
01:02:09Dad, look, I know that James hurt me, but I can't live my life as a prisoner.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:16Caroline, please.
01:02:17Just, just...
01:02:18No, Dad, no.
01:02:19I am going to the mayor's birthday party tonight alone.
01:02:22No bodyguards.
01:02:24Caroline.
01:02:25No.
01:02:27Caroline, wait.
01:02:35Honey.
01:02:38This is my house.
01:02:39You can't just take it from me.
01:02:44Well, at least tell me what the fuck is going on.
01:02:46James Smith, right?
01:02:48Your medical bills and credit cards are way past their due date.
01:02:51Bankhead has come to seize the property, so yeah, you can pack your stuff and get lost.
01:02:56No, you have it wrong.
01:02:57Those are my ex-wife's debts.
01:02:58They're not mine.
01:03:00Funny, because your name is all over the bills here.
01:03:05Looks like you're a saint of an ex-wife's been covering your ass for the last five years.
01:03:09Looks like the gravy train's finally come to a screeching halt.
01:03:12Choo-choo.
01:03:17Jesus Christ.
01:03:19What's up with all these bills?
01:03:21Is that why you came back to me?
01:03:23I had no idea.
01:03:24Caroline was covering for me.
01:03:26Dad, you lost your job in our house?
01:03:28We're going to be homeless.
01:03:29We're not going to be homeless.
01:03:30I did not sign up to be broke and homeless with you, James.
01:03:36I'm out.
01:03:38Mom!
01:03:41I'm out.
01:03:44Mom, you can't leave us again.
01:03:46Please.
01:03:46Babe, please, please.
01:03:47We used to have the mayor's party.
01:03:49We will rat Caroline and mark out to the mayor.
01:03:51I'll be back on the force.
01:03:53Everything will be fine.
01:03:54Mom, just give Dad one more shot.
01:03:56Fine.
01:03:57Last chance.
01:03:58But if you don't figure out your shits, I'm done for good.
01:04:12Caroline, I am so thrilled that you can make it.
01:04:16And thank you from the bottom of my heart for everything that you've done for the last
01:04:2010 years.
01:04:21I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:22You were my guest of honor tonight.
01:04:24You're too kind, sir.
01:04:26It's an honor to serve my country, just doing my job.
01:04:29You know, there's a lot of people from City Hall here.
01:04:32It would be my pleasure to introduce you.
01:04:34I don't want to divulge into politics, but please enjoy your evening with your guests.
01:04:39Very well, then.
01:04:40I'll be around if you need me.
01:04:42Anything.
01:04:43Thank you, sir.
01:04:44And happy birthday.
01:04:46Right this way, Commissioner.
01:04:58James, Miss Lane loves me.
01:05:06I've been kissing her ass for years now, so she'll get us in front of the Commissioner,
01:05:11no problem.
01:05:22Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:26Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:30You bitch.
01:05:31You ruined our lives yesterday, yet you had the nerve to show up here.
01:05:35Still can't get over my man, you pathetic little whore.
01:05:40Makes me sick even looking at you.
01:05:43Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:45I don't need your permission to be here.
01:05:47I was invited.
01:05:49Invited?
01:05:50You?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's party, and we are VIP guests.
01:05:56The Commissioner will be here, too.
01:05:57My dad is going to report you and Mark.
01:06:00Let's see if the Commissioner takes you seriously.
01:06:02We know the Mayor's wife personally.
01:06:05She will believe us.
01:06:07Funny.
01:06:08So do I.
01:06:09Let's see how you plan on reporting me.
01:06:11Listen, Caroline, I do not care if you're Mark's mistress or his daughter.
01:06:15He cannot protect you if he's not here.
01:06:16Don't waste your breath, James.
01:06:19Come on.
01:06:20Miss Lane's waiting.
01:06:30All right, guys.
01:06:32The Commissioner's going to be here, so we've got to find her now.
01:06:34James, may I see your invitation, please?
01:06:38May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:43Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:45She specifically emphasized we should take excellent care of you.
01:06:50James, when Miss Lane arrives, she'll introduce you to the Commissioner.
01:07:08Hey, show me your invitation.
01:07:13Oh, my goodness.
01:07:16The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:07:18Right this way.
01:07:20How did a janitor get on the Mayor's radar?
01:07:22And a VIP guest?
01:07:24She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:26He obviously gave her that invitation.
01:07:29Absolutely.
01:07:30We have to get the slut out of here before she ruins the whole party.
01:07:34Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:35She's my ex-wife, and she's crazy.
01:07:37Just a janitor.
01:07:38She would never make it on the invitation for the Mayor.
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's VIP guest, so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:51Please leave.
01:07:54I would be very careful, Miss.
01:07:56The Mayor will be furious if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:07:59Caroline, enough.
01:08:01Just because you're sleeping with Mark does not make you untouchable, and now what?
01:08:04You're just cozying up to the Mayor?
01:08:06Get out before you're thrown out.
01:08:08You better back down before I lose my temper.
01:08:10I will not go easy on you this time.
01:08:12Stop the act!
01:08:14Mark's not here to protect you.
01:08:16We're going to report you and Mark to the Commissioner.
01:08:21I am the Commissioner, and I'm not going to tell you again.
01:08:25You're still acting?
01:08:27Well, everybody here is a cop.
01:08:29Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:30No.
01:08:31I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:33Never seen her before.
01:08:35I've been undercover for 10 years.
01:08:37Of course, no one from HQ recognizes me.
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the Mayor.
01:08:43I do not have time for this, okay?
01:08:45Enough of these childish games, all right?
01:08:47You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:48That's the only reason that you are not locked up right now.
01:08:51Mark's mistress?
01:08:52Such a big age gap.
01:08:54Gross.
01:08:55If the Commissioner finds out, she'll definitely fire Mark.
01:08:58She is just my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:09:01She got my dad fired, and now she's following him here to harass him.
01:09:05She's an absolute psycho.
01:09:08James is remarrying me.
01:09:12Very soon.
01:09:13So stop chasing him, or people will start calling you the home record.
01:09:20I think we both know who the home record is here.
01:09:23Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:25She is just bitter that we're a happy family again.
01:09:28A total gold digger.
01:09:29You destroyed my promotion yesterday.
01:09:32And what, you came here to ruin the party too?
01:09:34I have had it with you in my life.
01:09:36Throw her out now.
01:09:40You do not work for them, okay?
01:09:43You work for the Mayor.
01:09:44If you do anything that these clowns tell you to do, you're out of a job.
01:09:47Do it!
01:09:48Kick her out!
01:09:48I will deal with any problems.
01:09:51Don't.
01:09:54We're Miss Lane's people.
01:09:57Cross us, and you cross her.
01:10:00I suggest you be very smart about this.
01:10:04All right, ma'am.
01:10:05I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:10:07Hi, William.
01:10:09Look, I'm so sorry to bother you, but there's been a bit of a situation.
01:10:14I'm in the banquet hall.
01:10:16I need you to come here right away.
01:10:19I need you to come here.
01:10:20She knows the Mayor personally?
01:10:23Is she actually...
01:10:27Are you kidding me?
01:10:29She's just a janitor.
01:10:31Caroline, sweetie.
01:10:32Just go.
01:10:33We'll let this slide.
01:10:34Mark is not going in here to protect you and save you tonight.
01:10:39The Mayor's on his way.
01:10:41It's time to put all this to us.
01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's VIP guests get his personal attention.
01:10:46Her status must be extraordinary.
01:10:49Wait.
01:10:50In L.A., the only person who gets his reception is the commissioner.
01:10:54What?
01:10:55Could she really be the commissioner?
01:10:57I guess it makes sense no one can recommend her.
01:10:59She's been undercover this whole time.
01:11:01Do not buy her lies.
01:11:03She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:11:04The Mayor's gonna personally throw out this fraud when he gets here.
01:11:07Keep talking, James.
01:11:08In about two minutes, you're gonna be eating this waste.
01:11:11I don't have time for this nonsense.
01:11:13Throw her out now or I'll arrest you too.
01:11:16Don't you dare touch me unless you want to lose your jobs.
01:11:19Stop embarrassing yourself, Caroline.
01:11:23James replaced you with me because you were just a worthless cleaning lady.
01:11:31Nothing more than that.
01:11:35I've shown you a lot of mercy, but look at me.
01:11:38If you keep pushing me, it's over.
01:11:40I'm gonna destroy every single one of you.
01:11:43Enough!
01:11:44Mark is not here to protect you.
01:11:46Time to put you where you belong.
01:11:47Now take this trash out to the streets.
01:11:49Hey, you're digging your own grief, James.
01:11:52This is your last chance.
01:11:53I'm warning you.
01:11:54Get off me.
01:11:56All right, I guess we'll see what happens.
01:12:07What the hell are you people doing?
01:12:12Mr. Lane, this imposter was causing chaos at your event.
01:12:16She's claiming to be the commissioner.
01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:20Imposter.
01:12:20Yes, sir.
01:12:21She even had the audacity to claim she's your VIP guest.
01:12:25Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:27Thankfully, Mr. Smith here, he exposed her just in the nick of time.
01:12:31Otherwise, she'd have slipped into your banquet.
01:12:33Right.
01:12:37William!
01:12:40So, you must be Caroline's ex-husband.
01:12:45Nice to meet you, Mr. Lane.
01:12:50Sir, I am.
01:12:53We were invited by your wife, Mrs. Lane.
01:12:55So, you're the one who wanted to throw Caroline out.
01:12:57That's right.
01:12:59Just want to make sure everything goes orderly on your big night.
01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady.
01:13:02And we just went through a messy divorce, so her mental health is all over the place.
01:13:06She keeps rambling on and on about being the new police commissioner.
01:13:11But don't worry, sir.
01:13:12I am on your side, and I won't let her ruin your night.
01:13:21Don't you ever disrespect Caroline like that.
01:13:26Why would you hit me?
01:13:27I'm friends with Mrs. Lane.
01:13:28I don't care who you claim to be friends with.
01:13:32This is somebody that I look up to.
01:13:34And you don't deserve to call yourself an officer of the law.
01:13:39You are absolutely freaking clueless.
01:13:44Commissioner, I'm terribly sorry.
01:13:47This is on me.
01:13:47My people let you down.
01:13:49It's fine.
01:13:51What the fuck?
01:13:52She's the actual commissioner?
01:13:57No, no.
01:13:58She was scrubbing toilets and signing divorce papers two days ago.
01:14:01How could she be commissioner overnight?
01:14:03No, no.
01:14:04This is crazy.
01:14:05I thought she was Mark's mistress.
01:14:06Just a cheating bitch.
01:14:08But she's actually Mark's daughter.
01:14:11Oh, fuck me.
01:14:13He called her commissioner.
01:14:15And I just tried to humiliate her.
01:14:16I'm dead.
01:14:17I'm so fucking dead.
01:14:20Holy shit.
01:14:21Thank God we stayed out of this.
01:14:22We cannot afford to cross the commissioner.
01:14:24Poor bastard.
01:14:25He tried to divorce the commissioner and throw her out?
01:14:28He's done for.
01:14:32So, James, you said that you wanted to wrap my father and I out to the commissioner.
01:14:38Here I am.
01:14:39Anything you want to say?
01:14:41No, no.
01:14:42No, this can't be real.
01:14:44But she seems so young.
01:14:46Honestly, she doesn't even look like a police commissioner.
01:14:49Are you questioning the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:53No, no, sir.
01:14:54Of course not.
01:14:55It's just that no one here has ever seen the commissioner before and you're the only one
01:14:59confirming it.
01:15:00We had no idea.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:03Well, everybody listen very carefully.
01:15:05I hired Caroline to work as a janitor at the precincts to secretly investigate and root
01:15:12out corruption on the police force.
01:15:14Her status was top secret, which is why you...
01:15:18I just pissed off the commissioner.
01:15:21Yes, you did.
01:15:22And you're fired.
01:15:23Get this piece of shit out of here.
01:15:25You're stinking up my party.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27No, Mr. Light, please.
01:15:28I didn't know.
01:15:29I didn't know.
01:15:30Shut up, you party pooper.
01:15:32Please.
01:15:33Please.
01:15:37All right.
01:15:38You're next, assholes.
01:15:41Caroline.
01:15:43Wow, I did not know that you were the commissioner.
01:15:46Why would you keep such a big secret from your husband, babe?
01:15:51Babe?
01:15:52No.
01:15:53The dirty, stinking janitor was actually the commissioner and I got her kicked out of our
01:15:56house.
01:15:58It was you.
01:16:01Wow.
01:16:03Maybe it was God orchestrating this.
01:16:08We're meant to be in each other's life.
01:16:11No, God doesn't waste time on trash like you.
01:16:14It was all me.
01:16:16The police job.
01:16:17I got that for you.
01:16:20The prep school.
01:16:21That was through my donations.
01:16:25So you really did take care of us all those years?
01:16:34My Ivy League dreams are crushed.
01:16:36Oh, come on.
01:16:38Be real, Jenna.
01:16:38You were never smart enough for the Ivy Leagues.
01:16:42Caroline, look.
01:16:44Had I known you did all this stuff for us, I never would have betrayed you like that.
01:16:48Marilyn abandoned you when you hit rock bottom.
01:16:51I saved you.
01:16:52You cheated on me and you betrayed me.
01:16:56God, you're a real piece of work, James.
01:16:59You two belong with each other.
01:17:01So you were behind the promotion?
01:17:05Now he's catching on.
01:17:07But you know what?
01:17:08Thank you for showing me your true colors and kicking me out.
01:17:11My father was right about you.
01:17:13You never loved me.
01:17:15You never respected me.
01:17:17You were using me.
01:17:18All because you thought I was a cleaning lady.
01:17:19No, no.
01:17:20It wasn't...
01:17:21It was not that at all.
01:17:22I thought it was your debt and I didn't want it to drag Jenna and me down.
01:17:26No, those were your bills.
01:17:29Which I kindly paid every single month.
01:17:31I treated you pretty damn well, James.
01:17:34You threw it all out.
01:17:37It's just not my problem anymore.
01:17:39Dad!
01:17:40The bills!
01:17:41Our house ruined everything!
01:17:43Shut up, okay?
01:17:44Marilyn was the one that forced me to leave Caroline, so blame her!
01:17:51Excuse me?
01:17:52I am to blame?
01:17:54I helped you to get rid of Caroline because you asked me to.
01:17:58Don't put this on me.
01:18:00Shut the fuck up.
01:18:02I would not be in this mess if it weren't for you.
01:18:05Thanks to you, I'm jobless and I'm going to be homeless again.
01:18:08Caroline, babe.
01:18:09Look, I know I messed up, but could you just give me one more chance and let's get back
01:18:13together?
01:18:14I love you.
01:18:16So now you love me.
01:18:18That's funny, James.
01:18:20Absolutely.
01:18:21Look, look, I...
01:18:22I am so sorry.
01:18:24You hid everything from me.
01:18:26I had no idea that you did all this for us.
01:18:28Like, and it's kind of not fair to me because...
01:18:32I mean, don't you see?
01:18:33I mean, had I known, I never would have done...
01:18:35Hey!
01:18:35Hey, James!
01:18:36I am standing right here, you know?
01:18:39You're getting back with her in front of me?
01:18:43What was all of that lovey-dovey shit what you just said a few hours ago?
01:18:49Dad, you said we were family.
01:18:50You can't do some...
01:18:51We were together for five years, okay?
01:18:54Let me make this up to you.
01:18:56I will finally treat you like the queen that you are.
01:18:58There is no we anymore, James.
01:19:01That died the second that you cheated on me and kicked me to the curb.
01:19:07Karen, they're taking the house.
01:19:09Without you, Jen and I will be on the streets, and I can't go back to that life.
01:19:12Please, Mom, I know I made some mistakes, but I am still your little girl.
01:19:15You know, I want to go to school.
01:19:17I don't want to sleep on the sidewalk.
01:19:19And just give me one more chance.
01:19:20I promise I will be your loyal daughter.
01:19:21Now, Jenna, I think you forgot something.
01:19:24You said that I'm not your mother, remember?
01:19:26I'm just getting in the way of you and your real family.
01:19:29That's your mom, so beg her instead.
01:19:32No, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I was so wrong.
01:19:34You are my mom.
01:19:36I can't be the laughingstock at school.
01:19:38It will ruin me.
01:19:39Well, you ruined yourself, kid.
01:19:42You knew that your father was cheating on me, and you never said anything.
01:19:45You never defended me once.
01:19:47So I'm done with you.
01:19:48All of you.
01:19:49No, no, Mom.
01:19:50I'm sorry.
01:19:51I know I was wrong, and I'm so sorry.
01:19:52Just tell me anything.
01:19:53I will do it to make it up to you.
01:19:55Jenna, if your actions and your words don't line up, you're not just lying to me.
01:20:01You're lying to yourself.
01:20:03You're lying to me.
01:20:04You're lying to me.
01:20:04You're lying to me.
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