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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry. You're the janitor.
00:00:18Um.
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murders?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:57Jesus.
00:00:58You scared the shit out of me.
00:00:59You know, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:21You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:30He's been watching you.
00:01:32That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:38Congratulations.
00:01:39Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:43This is like ten times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:47But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:57Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:01Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:16And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:21James is the one for me.
00:02:23Just...
00:02:24Let's talk later.
00:02:31This is so hot.
00:02:36Honey, I'm home.
00:02:37Good job.
00:02:41I pinched her.
00:02:47Hey, babe.
00:02:48I'm watching a little home video.
00:02:49Next time, I think I want you to punch me even harder.
00:02:53James, you're sick!
00:02:59Jesus Christ, Perlin.
00:03:00Are you eavesdropping on me?
00:03:02Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:07Eavesdropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room.
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:15But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:20You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business.
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:43You think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:16You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:23Homeless?
00:04:25Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:32I took you off the streets.
00:04:33I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:42My father was right about me.
00:04:46Oh, God.
00:04:47I guess it's time for me to take off the rest and take glasses.
00:04:50Hey!
00:04:51Don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:53No one made you choose us.
00:04:54No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:09You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:18Jenna.
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:23Oh, keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:36You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a screen door in some way.
00:05:40You know, you stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:54I sure do.
00:06:00James, baby.
00:06:03You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:12Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:27Jamesy's ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know?
00:06:35You understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:41Fine.
00:06:42I feel like SNM so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:46What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom.
00:06:50She is my family.
00:06:51Leave.
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:53Oh, wait.
00:06:55Here.
00:06:56Don't forget your bills.
00:06:58Bitch.
00:07:00Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline.
00:07:04You racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:09It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:11I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:16Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:26You have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept this situation in Maryland, or you're sick on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:49They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:59I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02So what, you're just going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:08You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:10But no!
00:08:11You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving for your tent.
00:08:15You know what?
00:08:17We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:20Caroline!
00:08:21Please!
00:08:22There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25Hmm, we can figure something out.
00:08:28You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:36He said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:40There's nothing wrong with that.
00:08:42But I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:49Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:13You hit me?
00:09:16Oh, because of this war?
00:09:18You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you are the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:28Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:34I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:42I never spent a cent.
00:09:44And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:48I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52Caroline, you're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:59So don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:10:01Exactly.
00:10:02Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees, calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37What?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:44Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:47I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:50You know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now, now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:06Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:11I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:15He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:17Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no.
00:11:18Just stop.
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:21I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:34You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:38That's all that was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:45And what did you do?
00:11:46You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:05Don't worry.
00:12:05I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:07I'm done.
00:12:09It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce James ASAP so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:18Caroline!
00:12:19Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:23You can leave.
00:12:24But not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:36Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:54Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her.
00:12:59Please.
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll try it.
00:13:35Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:38Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:43Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon, so we don't need you and your janitor trash stinking
00:13:51up our house.
00:14:03Don't get out of my house.
00:14:05Don't get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:07You're done.
00:14:12Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:16That bitch is gone.
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:27I never should have left home for him.
00:14:33You're welcome to come home any time.
00:14:37Dad.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on, but no matter what happens, I'm always on your side
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:55Dad, it's so sweet.
00:14:57Come on, sweetie.
00:15:03Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so, but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:09And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage, but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:17He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:20And I'm going to make sure no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:27Dad.
00:15:27It's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:34Look, I know that you mean both.
00:15:38This is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:43God, if they ever knew who you really were, they'd never have the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:49I mean, he was up to his eyeballs in debt when I met him.
00:15:53I thought if he knew who I really was, it would make him so insecure.
00:15:57You're right.
00:15:58I know.
00:15:59I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:03I thought about it.
00:16:07I'm going to accept the police commissioner.
00:16:17I'll take office tomorrow.
00:16:20James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:27Look at us.
00:16:28Perfect happy family.
00:16:29I bet that bitch Caroline is freezing in her underpass right now.
00:16:32Now that she's gone, we don't have to sneak around anymore.
00:16:36Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted, and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:40This is just the best day ever.
00:16:46Talk to me.
00:16:50What?
00:16:51Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:55Caroline didn't rat us out to Mark, did she?
00:16:58If she ruined your promotion, Dad, you're going to lose your job, and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:02You will still get your daily Hayley Bieber smoothie from Air One, but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:06We should go some more if that's bad.
00:17:19Easy.
00:17:20Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:22You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:26He's on your side.
00:17:27Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:41You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:45You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:51Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to look over the past.
00:17:59I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately, but I just want to make sure that it
00:18:17doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:20I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:25I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:30You know, between you and me, the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family so they can be a part of the
00:18:38big moment.
00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did it go?
00:18:48Well, I don't want to jinx it, but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony and he said to bring
00:18:54my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family, I'm never walking away again.
00:19:25James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45You know, when your father gets promoted, he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a head on show.
00:19:54James, Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:58You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats.
00:20:01Thanks, Sam.
00:20:02But we got to keep it quiet.
00:20:04I got to stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here, a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:15Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:19Our new LAPD Commissioner will be here in a minute.
00:20:22I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:33Your key card, Madam Commissioner, everything's set.
00:20:41Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the Commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now it was everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family, she must like you.
00:21:05You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:18I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:19You know, if she or my mom, I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away
00:21:22with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion, you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The Commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:39This is your time to shine.
00:21:41I'm so happy that you came back to my life and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:48Don't worry, man.
00:21:49I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:58I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:03I'm going to take it all.
00:22:04You idiots.
00:22:07Guys, the Commissioner is coming in.
00:22:09Can you believe me?
00:22:26James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline, your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:37I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off of toilet bowls.
00:22:40And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:42What a joke.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:49Alan, after I get this promotion, we can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:56Everyone, the Commissioner's coming in.
00:22:58Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:22Long time no see.
00:23:25Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:29Oh, wait.
00:23:31You're the Commissioner?
00:23:32No.
00:23:33Holy shit.
00:23:34This whole time.
00:23:36Oh.
00:23:37That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:39I am.
00:23:41What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:44You're a little upset with what we did to you, so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:48pretending to be the Commissioner.
00:23:49I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:52Exactly.
00:23:52Dad said the new Commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:56I mean, handpicked by the Mayor.
00:23:58She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:00Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:03Do not ruin the Commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:06This is my family's big day, so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:09Leave?
00:24:11Now, why would I leave?
00:24:12This is my office.
00:24:14In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:18Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:20Now, you are officially obstructing a police proceeding.
00:24:22I will place you under arrest.
00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:29Holy shit.
00:24:30Is that the police commissioner's badge?
00:24:32There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:35I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:37Nobody listens to me.
00:24:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:45It's clearly fake.
00:24:46I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:47She's my ex-wife.
00:24:48She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:51Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:52Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner,
00:24:55that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.
00:24:59Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:25:01And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:05Guys, I need this promotion.
00:25:07So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:09Now!
00:25:10Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:12I guess it's got to be.
00:25:13I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:17All right.
00:25:18You know, enough is enough.
00:25:20You're coming with me.
00:25:21You've got to go.
00:25:21Hold on.
00:25:22Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:26why don't you try swiping this on the door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:31All right, then you'll see.
00:25:35Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:39What if it's really her?
00:25:40She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:42Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:44No, no, no, guys.
00:25:45Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:47She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:49But James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:52I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:54If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:25:59Ooh.
00:26:01Getting scared?
00:26:02No.
00:26:03Fine.
00:26:04Let's just do it already.
00:26:06Right.
00:26:18You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:21Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:23I'm curious.
00:26:25How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:28Terror?
00:26:30Or regret?
00:26:31God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:32Just cut the crap.
00:26:33It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:35And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:38You stop wasting police time.
00:26:44The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:46James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:52Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:05Yes, you will.
00:27:20See what I'm saying?
00:27:22Go ahead and quit the stupid act.
00:27:24This is not going to win me back.
00:27:25Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:28She's wasting police time.
00:27:29You stupid bitch.
00:27:31You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:35Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:38Homeless and broke.
00:27:40You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:54I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:03Surprise.
00:28:06Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:12Surprise.
00:28:20James.
00:28:21Time to get your promise.
00:28:23Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:27It has to be.
00:28:28You called it, right?
00:28:29We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:32Deb, what if she actually is?
00:28:34After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:36No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:38That's not right.
00:28:39She's my ex-wife.
00:28:40She's just a janitor.
00:28:42And she clearly stole that badge.
00:28:44I'd like to know more.
00:28:46Caroline, you shameless whore.
00:28:47You follow me here.
00:28:48You fake that uniform.
00:28:49And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you.
00:28:51Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:54I'm not here for you.
00:28:55I'm here to work.
00:29:00Caroline.
00:29:01Caroline.
00:29:01A loser in our costume is still...
00:29:05Hmm.
00:29:06A loser.
00:29:06You can't fake your way into having power.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:11You can play dress-up all you want, but you're still just a janitor.
00:29:15Leave now before my dad locks you up for fake impersonation.
00:29:19All right.
00:29:20I've indulged you a lot long enough.
00:29:24Welcome to my family.
00:29:28Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:29James, stop her.
00:29:31This champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:34You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:37So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:41Caroline, stop.
00:29:42I said stop it now.
00:29:44You were doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:47I told you this is my celebration, including the champagne.
00:29:50I put it down.
00:29:51For you, the only thing that's for you is a celebration.
00:29:54We will arrest you.
00:30:00You cuff me and I will have your ass in your silver platter.
00:30:02So try me.
00:30:03I dare you.
00:30:04Shut up, Caroline.
00:30:06And stop lying.
00:30:07That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:09I will say this one last time.
00:30:11The champagne is mine, and I will drink it.
00:30:14You're doing this to embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:23Let go, let go, let go!
00:30:26Don't you dare trust me again, James.
00:30:28After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:36You bitch!
00:30:37How dare you hit my dad!
00:30:39Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:41You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:53You fucking bitch!
00:30:55I'm a fucking ninja.
00:30:56I'm not going to let you ruin my career!
00:31:03You touch me again, and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:09James, God, are you again?
00:31:10I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:12The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:14Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:17You're right.
00:31:18I am here for revenge.
00:31:22I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:27Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:31Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:34Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:38Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:40Oh my God, Dad.
00:31:41If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked.
00:31:44James, go apologize.
00:31:48Now, I am not going down with you.
00:31:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:52This is not real.
00:31:54No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:56Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:01And yet you cheated on me, and you disrespected the badge.
00:32:04So as commissioner, I'm firing you.
00:32:07Effective immediately.
00:32:08No, wait.
00:32:09You do not have that authority.
00:32:11She's not the commissioner.
00:32:12Look at that badge, look at that uniform.
00:32:14It's all fake.
00:32:16She didn't even do her research.
00:32:18You know, why is her uniform different?
00:32:20Exactly.
00:32:21We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:23She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:26God, you're right.
00:32:27Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:30Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:32It's above your ranking.
00:32:33The mayor had this custom-made just for me.
00:32:37Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:38We are sick of your lies.
00:32:40Now arrest her now.
00:32:42But, uh, uh, uh, wait.
00:32:46Yeah, I've seen commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:50Well, looks like Ham is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:56Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:33:00Well, not a hundred percent, but it looks legit.
00:33:04But why not call Collins?
00:33:05If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:09Yeah, you're right.
00:33:10Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:12Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:14I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's gonna bury you.
00:33:17Be my guest.
00:33:19Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:20Yeah, this is James.
00:33:22We have somebody impersonating the commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:27What?
00:33:28We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:30Detain her immediately.
00:33:32I'm on my way.
00:33:34Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:38Fine.
00:33:38Let's wait and see.
00:33:40James, lock her up already.
00:33:43The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:50You better divorce her and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:55You're absolutely right.
00:33:56I do need to divorce her immediately.
00:34:00I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner.
00:34:02I'll handle this.
00:34:03Good idea.
00:34:04I'll see what we can do.
00:34:06I hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:11Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:12Sign.
00:34:13Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:16It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:18Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:20Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:22You were trying to take my dad's promotion.
00:34:24Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:28Caroline, James took care of you for five years, and this is how you repay him?
00:34:34That's slow, even for someone like you.
00:34:40All right, Smith.
00:34:42Chief!
00:34:45Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:47I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:49She's just...
00:34:50I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:53All right, just relax.
00:34:55I'll handle her.
00:34:56She's right there.
00:34:57You mean handle me, Chief?
00:34:59Why don't you take a good look?
00:35:01Tell them who I really am.
00:35:04Sure.
00:35:10Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:13You got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's chair wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:18Get your ass out of there.
00:35:19Whatever this is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:22What?
00:35:23Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:25Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:26You know, if you really are the commissioner, why does the Chief not know who you are?
00:35:38And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:40That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:42I did, of course, because I am the commissioner.
00:35:46You?
00:35:48Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:50She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:51She's some crazy cleaning lady, and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:54You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:56Clean up that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here.
00:36:00Now, make it snappy, or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:04I don't like your tone very much.
00:36:06Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:10Yay, sure.
00:36:11Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:15He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:16Just face it, Caroline, you're done for.
00:36:19Okay, last eight years.
00:36:20That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:22I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:27Are you kidding me?
00:36:29Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:30You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last ten years?
00:36:34Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:35She's just my crazy ex-wife ever since I dumped her.
00:36:37She's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:40Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:36:42Collins, as the new commissioner,
00:36:45I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:48They say the new commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:53I never did meet her.
00:36:55What if?
00:36:56Do not listen to her.
00:36:57She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:02Totally.
00:37:03She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:07That makes sense.
00:37:09Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:14Collins, the system doesn't lie, right?
00:37:18So run my name and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:22Lady, this is a waste of my time.
00:37:25I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:27If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in?
00:37:30This floor is personnel only.
00:37:32Badge verified.
00:37:35Shit.
00:37:36You know, she's right.
00:37:38Security on this level is airtight.
00:37:40The only way you could have gotten in here is if...
00:37:43Collins, she obviously stole it.
00:37:44She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:47You know, James, I'm sorry.
00:37:49Better safe than sorry.
00:37:51Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her badge number.
00:37:54Every officer on the force is in that system.
00:37:57Even ones who have been undercover.
00:37:59So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:38:05Let's find out.
00:38:25Well, it looks like your scam is finally up.
00:38:27Now put your hands behind your back.
00:38:30Shit.
00:38:31That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:34I see.
00:38:35Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:38Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:40Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:45All right, James.
00:38:46But make it snappy.
00:38:47I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:50Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:52You ruined my life once,
00:38:54and I have a bright future,
00:38:55so I'm not going to let you ruin anything.
00:38:57Ruined you?
00:38:59I saved you from the streets
00:39:00when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:03I got you this job.
00:39:05I paid your bills.
00:39:06I fought for your career.
00:39:09And you?
00:39:11Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:15So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:18Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:20I busted my ass to get where I am,
00:39:22and you did nothing.
00:39:24I did everything.
00:39:25Let me be clear, James.
00:39:27I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:29I did everything.
00:39:30You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:34You see what I'm saying?
00:39:36She's lost her mind.
00:39:37She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:39It's pathetic.
00:39:41This is a sad, desperate attempt
00:39:42for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:45What's next, Caroline?
00:39:47You'll fire James if he upsets you?
00:39:51Actually, yes.
00:39:52I can, and I will.
00:39:56Oh, God.
00:39:57You're not going to prison.
00:39:58You're going to a psych ward.
00:39:59Stop lying.
00:40:00Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:40:02You know what?
00:40:03I guess I am a joke.
00:40:05I wasted years of my life
00:40:07on an ungrateful husband
00:40:08and his vicious little brat.
00:40:10Hey, whatever.
00:40:11Just sign the damn divorce papers
00:40:13because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:15Don't worry.
00:40:16I will.
00:40:17And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:20Actually, hold on.
00:40:22What is it, Jim?
00:40:24This is an addendum.
00:40:26Sign it, too.
00:40:27That way your debts stay your debts
00:40:29and my dad's assets belong to us only
00:40:31and you can't take a penny.
00:40:34Five years, Jenna.
00:40:38Five years.
00:40:39I've wasted.
00:40:40My God, I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:43At least it would be loyal.
00:40:44My dad busted his ass for his money
00:40:46and you're just a parasite loser
00:40:47that latched onto him
00:40:48so you can fuck off.
00:40:51Wake up, idiot.
00:40:54Your dad's paycheck won't even cover
00:40:55the interest of his debts.
00:40:57You mean your debts?
00:40:59I paid mine.
00:41:00No, no.
00:41:01I don't have any debts.
00:41:03That was all you.
00:41:04For five years,
00:41:06I paid those bills every single month.
00:41:10We should ask him, you know,
00:41:12the worst he can do is say no.
00:41:15Director Mark,
00:41:17James is here.
00:41:18Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:21Promotion papers?
00:41:23Have you met Caroline?
00:41:26Caroline.
00:41:28I know it.
00:41:30Shit.
00:41:31Do you think Mark and the commissioner
00:41:32know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:33What are we going to do?
00:41:35Oh, uh, oh,
00:41:36James and her,
00:41:38well, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:42Friendly?
00:41:43Don't tell me Caroline went soft again
00:41:46on that bastard.
00:41:47Fine.
00:41:48Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:50I'll be right there.
00:41:52Yeah.
00:41:54You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:56How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:58You can't even take care of yourself
00:41:59and you're trying to say
00:41:59that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay?
00:42:03So stop stalling
00:42:04and sign the damn papers.
00:42:07James,
00:42:08you are a high school dropout
00:42:10with zero qualifications.
00:42:12How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:15Because it sure as hell
00:42:15wasn't through hard work.
00:42:19I got here from pure hard work
00:42:21and you're just some crazy bitch
00:42:22that's trying to take credit
00:42:23for my success.
00:42:25All right.
00:42:26I'll sign the papers.
00:42:27But
00:42:29don't come crying to me later.
00:42:39Thank God.
00:42:41Fine.
00:42:49Good job, honey.
00:42:51I'm so proud of you.
00:42:53I've raised you well.
00:42:55Finally.
00:42:57All the money and the shopping.
00:42:59I wonder where we should go.
00:43:02The police commissioner
00:43:03is waiting for us.
00:43:04Yes, sir.
00:43:05Everyone with me.
00:43:08All right.
00:43:10Mark's on his way.
00:43:11I hope you're ready to face
00:43:13the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:15Spare me.
00:43:17Collins is about to cart your ass to jail
00:43:19and the commissioner will be here
00:43:21any minute
00:43:21to give me my promotion
00:43:23in person.
00:43:24Wow.
00:43:25She's really Delulo.
00:43:27She thinks she can boss around
00:43:28the director.
00:43:30Chief Collins,
00:43:31we're done here.
00:43:33I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:37Harrison,
00:43:39let's take her in.
00:43:41Wait, stop!
00:43:47Mark just gave you an...
00:43:54Mark just gave you the order.
00:43:57What order?
00:43:58He said he wants us to...
00:44:03be Caroline's backup.
00:44:05He's on his way.
00:44:06Caroline's back?
00:44:07What does she need backup for?
00:44:09So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:11Wait, what is the deal
00:44:12with you and director Mark?
00:44:13Just wait.
00:44:14He'll explain everything.
00:44:16Wait, so Mark...
00:44:18he's coming here
00:44:19under his own accord
00:44:20for you.
00:44:21There's got to be something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me
00:44:25this entire time?
00:44:26You don't worry about it, James.
00:44:28Look at what I got here.
00:44:30Mark told me
00:44:31to bring you
00:44:32promotion papers.
00:44:34You're still his golden boy.
00:44:37Oh, yeah.
00:44:41See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:47Baby, you did it!
00:44:49You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:53This is the best day ever.
00:44:56My dad gets promoted
00:44:56and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:44:58Don't you think the party
00:45:00is a little premature?
00:45:02Without Mark's official approval,
00:45:03that's as good as toilet paper.
00:45:08Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:10It clearly says
00:45:11promoted to sergeant.
00:45:12Right.
00:45:14Straight from the committee.
00:45:16Mark couldn't nullify this,
00:45:18even if he paid.
00:45:19Forget about her, James.
00:45:22Now, when you're officially divorced,
00:45:24let's think about our wedding.
00:45:27I don't worry, babe.
00:45:28That'll happen soon.
00:45:30This cleaning lady is
00:45:31so beneath me.
00:45:33I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:37James.
00:45:38What goes around comes around.
00:45:40I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:42Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:45We'll be getting rich
00:45:45while she rots in prison.
00:45:49So smug
00:45:50and so stupid.
00:45:52Cut the bullshit, Caroline.
00:45:53You're done.
00:45:54Now,
00:45:55based on Ham's word alone,
00:45:57are you really sure
00:45:58about this promotion?
00:46:00What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:01I mean,
00:46:02Ham's just a detective.
00:46:04He's not authorized
00:46:05to make appointments.
00:46:07That comes from Mark himself.
00:46:09So unless Mark says your name,
00:46:12that promotion means nothing.
00:46:14You know,
00:46:14she's kind of right.
00:46:15But how the hell
00:46:17does she know
00:46:18our appointment protocols?
00:46:20Because I created it.
00:46:26Because I created it.
00:46:31Wait.
00:46:32Does that mean
00:46:34she can actually
00:46:35be the commissioner?
00:46:36No, no.
00:46:38Mark's busy,
00:46:39so he asked me
00:46:41to bring the appointment papers
00:46:44and announce it.
00:46:47Huh.
00:46:48Did Mark really say that?
00:46:49Yeah.
00:46:51Let's call him
00:46:52and find out.
00:46:53Caroline,
00:46:54stop already.
00:46:55You are making
00:46:55a fool of yourself.
00:46:57You know,
00:46:57Ham wouldn't be here
00:46:58without Mark's blessing.
00:47:00So,
00:47:01I mean,
00:47:01God,
00:47:02I hate desperate people.
00:47:03You are literally
00:47:04giving me the air.
00:47:06Exactly.
00:47:07How would a
00:47:08clueless
00:47:09toilet scrubber
00:47:10know anything
00:47:11about police hire her?
00:47:13She just can't stand
00:47:14that I'm moving up
00:47:15in the world
00:47:15while she's sitting
00:47:16right at the bottom.
00:47:17After all,
00:47:18she is going to jail.
00:47:19You are so right,
00:47:21honey.
00:47:22She spends her day
00:47:24toilet scrubbing,
00:47:25so of course
00:47:26she doesn't know
00:47:27how the real world works.
00:47:30I'm so glad
00:47:31that you're divorced now.
00:47:33Caroline,
00:47:34maybe you should
00:47:35toss away
00:47:36your toilet brush
00:47:37and get a little taste
00:47:39of the real world.
00:47:41And yet,
00:47:41you're the one
00:47:42who married
00:47:42the toilet scrubber,
00:47:43right?
00:47:45Spending all that time
00:47:46at rock bottom
00:47:47with you,
00:47:47I learned a lot
00:47:49of valuable lessons.
00:47:50Shut up already.
00:47:55Oh,
00:47:56it's Mark.
00:47:57He's probably calling
00:47:58to congratulate me.
00:48:00Dad,
00:48:00put it on speaker.
00:48:01Let her hear it.
00:48:02Might as well
00:48:03expose her little act.
00:48:05Mark,
00:48:06I just want to say
00:48:07thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:48:09I just got handed
00:48:10the conversion papers.
00:48:11James,
00:48:12listen carefully.
00:48:13Your promotion
00:48:14is suspended.
00:48:24I only had
00:48:28Ham bring the papers
00:48:29over for storage.
00:48:30I never authorized anything.
00:48:34Okay.
00:48:35Yeah,
00:48:35I got it.
00:48:37I will be there shortly.
00:48:39Stay where you are.
00:48:40Yes, sir.
00:48:42What happened to Mark?
00:48:43Why is your promotion
00:48:45getting suspended?
00:48:46Oh,
00:48:46please,
00:48:47God,
00:48:47no more drama.
00:48:48I mean,
00:48:48this is all her fault.
00:48:50No,
00:48:50Mark is
00:48:51on his way here
00:48:52right now
00:48:52to tell me in person.
00:48:55Well,
00:48:56like I said,
00:48:57Mark won't promote you
00:48:58without me authorizing it.
00:49:00You know,
00:49:00just shut up,
00:49:01Caroline.
00:49:02Mark wouldn't be
00:49:03making a personal appearance
00:49:04if he didn't respect my dad.
00:49:07Exactly.
00:49:08James was the
00:49:09star auxiliary officer,
00:49:11and the commissioner
00:49:13asked ourselves
00:49:14to come in here
00:49:16for a special surprise
00:49:18so he will
00:49:19get promoted.
00:49:22Don't get ahead of yourselves.
00:49:24I told Mark to come.
00:49:25Believe it or not,
00:49:27everything in this world
00:49:28doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:29Stop talking about it.
00:49:31When Mark gets you,
00:49:32I'll arrest you
00:49:32in front of him.
00:49:33You're done.
00:49:35Dad,
00:49:35it's been an hour.
00:49:36I mean,
00:49:36who is the commissioner
00:49:37anyways,
00:49:38and what is this
00:49:39big surprise?
00:49:40The answer to both
00:49:41of those questions
00:49:44is...
00:49:44me.
00:49:49You?
00:49:50Caroline?
00:49:50Stop the act already.
00:49:52I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:55I mean,
00:49:56stop dreaming, Caroline.
00:49:58The commissioner
00:49:58is a renowned
00:49:59internal affairs
00:50:00intelligence agent.
00:50:01The mayor kisses her ass.
00:50:04I married you
00:50:05because you seem
00:50:05sweet and innocent.
00:50:07But the reality is,
00:50:09you're one of the most
00:50:09deranged bitches
00:50:10I've ever met in my life.
00:50:12And you'll make a very
00:50:13nice addition
00:50:14to skid around.
00:50:15Aw,
00:50:16poor little Caroline.
00:50:19She can't accept
00:50:20the fact that
00:50:21I'm a better woman
00:50:24than her.
00:50:26I guess her shock
00:50:27must have broken her.
00:50:29That's why she's
00:50:29acting so crazy.
00:50:32All right.
00:50:34You clearly don't buy it.
00:50:35Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:39Oh,
00:50:40Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:41Should I bow
00:50:42to your feet right now?
00:50:46Walk faster.
00:50:47Let's not keep
00:50:47Caroline waiting.
00:50:49So, Commissioner,
00:50:49what's the order?
00:50:51Are you going to have
00:50:51Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:54Yeah,
00:50:54are you going to get me
00:50:55kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:57Ooh,
00:50:57I'm dying,
00:50:58you know.
00:50:59What about me,
00:51:00Commissioner?
00:51:01What is my punishment?
00:51:04Enjoy your little show
00:51:05while you can.
00:51:07When Mark gets here,
00:51:08it's over.
00:51:10Ooh.
00:51:11Ooh,
00:51:11I can't wait.
00:51:13James,
00:51:13get your ass out here
00:51:14now.
00:51:19What the hell
00:51:20is going on?
00:51:22Sir,
00:51:23where's the commission?
00:51:23I was going to
00:51:24escort you guys in.
00:51:32Are you okay?
00:51:33He didn't hurt you,
00:51:34did he?
00:51:35Hey,
00:51:36no,
00:51:37I'm fine.
00:51:41Why is she acting
00:51:42so cozy
00:51:43with the director?
00:51:44Is she his
00:51:45side piece
00:51:45or something?
00:51:46Hey,
00:51:46you shut that
00:51:47hole in your face.
00:51:49This is the
00:51:49commissioner's
00:51:50swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:51Show some
00:51:52goddamn respect.
00:51:54No,
00:51:55no,
00:51:55no,
00:51:55Mark,
00:51:55Mark,
00:51:55you got it all wrong.
00:51:56She's got the
00:51:57fake uniform
00:51:58and badge.
00:51:59She's impersonating
00:51:59the commissioner
00:52:00and we were just
00:52:01about to arrest her.
00:52:02Are you out
00:52:02of your fucking
00:52:03mind?
00:52:05You're going to
00:52:06arrest Caroline?
00:52:07She means
00:52:08everything to me.
00:52:09You lay a finger
00:52:10on her and I
00:52:11will destroy you.
00:52:13Why do you care
00:52:14about you so much?
00:52:16You two are sleeping
00:52:18together,
00:52:18aren't you?
00:52:19Stop it!
00:52:21You watch your mouth,
00:52:23boy.
00:52:24I told you
00:52:24when he arrived
00:52:25you'd be finished.
00:52:28Dad, Caroline's been
00:52:29cheating on you
00:52:30with the director
00:52:30this whole time,
00:52:31but she's still
00:52:31trying to gaslight
00:52:32and guilt trip you
00:52:33about mom?
00:52:34You're right.
00:52:35It looks like
00:52:36the cleaning lady
00:52:36found herself
00:52:37a sugar daddy.
00:52:38A cheating scumbag
00:52:39and an ungrateful
00:52:40brat.
00:52:41You have abused
00:52:42Caroline for five
00:52:44years and today
00:52:45I'm going to
00:52:45make you pay for it.
00:52:47Wait, Mark,
00:52:48this is a personal
00:52:48problem between me
00:52:49and her.
00:52:50You cannot abuse
00:52:50your power to help
00:52:51her.
00:52:52Fine, then.
00:52:53Yeah, let's do
00:52:54official business
00:52:55first.
00:52:55Hand me that
00:52:55promotion paper.
00:53:01James,
00:53:03as director
00:53:04of the LAPD,
00:53:06I hereby revoke
00:53:07your promotion
00:53:08effective immediately.
00:53:14You are abusing
00:53:15your power.
00:53:16You do not have
00:53:16the authority
00:53:17to do this.
00:53:18Chief,
00:53:19aren't you going
00:53:19to say something?
00:53:20Hey, Mark,
00:53:22he's right.
00:53:23A committee
00:53:24made this decision
00:53:25and you don't
00:53:26have the power
00:53:27to override it.
00:53:28The commissioner
00:53:29delegated me.
00:53:31And Collins,
00:53:33back off,
00:53:34James Kaser.
00:53:34I'll have you
00:53:34answer to the
00:53:35commissioner
00:53:35yourself.
00:53:36How's that?
00:53:39Gee,
00:53:40aren't you
00:53:40going to help me?
00:53:42I'm sorry,
00:53:43James.
00:53:43There's nothing
00:53:44thing I can do.
00:53:45He's got the backing
00:53:46of the commissioner
00:53:47and you may have
00:53:50barked up the wrong
00:53:51tree on this one.
00:53:52I have to go.
00:54:01Caroline,
00:54:01you fucking bitch.
00:54:03Seducing older men
00:54:04and calling me
00:54:04the cheater?
00:54:05No wonder you wanted
00:54:06that divorce so quick.
00:54:08You found yourself
00:54:08a sugar daddy.
00:54:10Wow,
00:54:10all these years
00:54:11acting all warm
00:54:12and righteous,
00:54:13but really you were
00:54:13just a snake
00:54:14all along,
00:54:15huh?
00:54:15You are quite
00:54:16the actress,
00:54:18Caroline.
00:54:19Acting all hurt
00:54:20when James dumped you,
00:54:21but you were
00:54:22already sleeping
00:54:24your way to the top.
00:54:26It all makes sense now.
00:54:28Mark's side piece
00:54:28gets special treatment.
00:54:31Exactly.
00:54:32Mark wouldn't
00:54:33protect her
00:54:33for nothing.
00:54:35My relationship
00:54:36with Mark
00:54:37is none of your business.
00:54:39None of my business?
00:54:40We were married
00:54:40for five years.
00:54:41You call me
00:54:42the cheater?
00:54:43This guy's old enough
00:54:44to be your father.
00:54:45I guess you'll just
00:54:46sleep with anything
00:54:47that's old
00:54:48and has authority.
00:54:49James,
00:54:50you watch your
00:54:52fucking mouth
00:54:53or I will beat you
00:54:54fucking senseless.
00:54:56What?
00:54:57Hierarchy aside,
00:54:59you've been wooded
00:54:59for 20 years,
00:55:00but I guess you found
00:55:01yourself a sugar baby.
00:55:02Congratulations.
00:55:05Goddamn,
00:55:06that felt good.
00:55:09Everybody look.
00:55:10He's hitting me
00:55:11to cover up
00:55:11for his mistress.
00:55:14Definitely
00:55:14reporting this
00:55:15to the commissioner.
00:55:16I'm warning you.
00:55:18You say one more word
00:55:19to slander my daughter
00:55:21and I swear by God
00:55:22and Sonny,
00:55:22Jesus,
00:55:23I will have every officer
00:55:24here use you
00:55:25for fucking target practice.
00:55:27Your daughter?
00:55:34That daughter,
00:55:34my fucking ass.
00:55:36More like
00:55:37daddy's little side piece.
00:55:39Mark,
00:55:40if she was really
00:55:40your daughter,
00:55:41why don't you
00:55:41have the same last name?
00:55:43And Caroline,
00:55:43I mean,
00:55:44we were married
00:55:44for five years
00:55:46and you never once
00:55:47talked about your father
00:55:47and now he shows up
00:55:49and he's the director
00:55:50of the LAPD?
00:55:52What kind of shit show
00:55:53are you running here?
00:55:55Dude,
00:55:55I've known Mark forever.
00:55:57He's never mentioned
00:55:57anything about a daughter.
00:55:59Something smells as fishy
00:56:00as a seven-day-old tuna here.
00:56:02Who says I have to take
00:56:03my father's last name?
00:56:05It's the 21st century.
00:56:07I took my mom so much.
00:56:09Spare me the bullshit.
00:56:10You've been screwing
00:56:11this old fucker Bahama
00:56:12back this entire time.
00:56:14I bet you couldn't wait
00:56:15to dump me
00:56:15so you can go play
00:56:16house with daddy.
00:56:17Dad's right.
00:56:18You only married him
00:56:19to cover up
00:56:19your nasty little affair.
00:56:21You played us all.
00:56:22I am so sick
00:56:23and tired
00:56:24of this horse shit.
00:56:26Throw these losers
00:56:27out on their asses.
00:56:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:29You cannot throw us
00:56:30out like garbage.
00:56:31The commissioner
00:56:32invited us here herself.
00:56:34I'm gonna get that promotion
00:56:35and your asses
00:56:36are gonna be
00:56:36in a shitload of shit.
00:56:38I'm sorry,
00:56:39are you still dreaming
00:56:40about that promotion?
00:56:41It's time to wake up.
00:56:45The commissioner
00:56:46already promised
00:56:48James his badge.
00:56:49So when she gets here,
00:56:50we will tell her
00:56:52all about
00:56:53your sick
00:56:54little relationship.
00:56:56Thank you
00:56:57for reminding me.
00:56:59The commissioner
00:57:00did want you
00:57:01to have this
00:57:02and I
00:57:02personally
00:57:03made some adjustments
00:57:04myself
00:57:05for your situation.
00:57:07Dad,
00:57:07these must be
00:57:08your promotion papers.
00:57:09They're gonna be sergeant.
00:57:10Honey,
00:57:12congrats.
00:57:14Please remember
00:57:15what you promised me.
00:57:16Oh, well,
00:57:17I always keep
00:57:18my promises.
00:57:19Okay, well,
00:57:19come on already.
00:57:20Open them.
00:57:21Okay, wait.
00:57:21Wait.
00:57:24What the actual fuck?
00:57:26Termination notice.
00:57:29What kind of show is it?
00:57:32You did this.
00:57:34You backstabbing bitch.
00:57:36I told you before,
00:57:36you're fired,
00:57:37asshole.
00:57:38Effective immediately.
00:57:40Boss,
00:57:41Mark,
00:57:42please,
00:57:42please.
00:57:43You know,
00:57:43I've worked my ass off
00:57:45for the last five years.
00:57:47I'm a good cop.
00:57:48The commissioner
00:57:49wouldn't throw me out
00:57:50like this.
00:57:51Caroline is pulling strings
00:57:52and you're letting
00:57:53her get away with it.
00:57:54You cheated on your wife
00:57:55and embarrassed
00:57:56the entire department.
00:57:57You broke
00:57:58every rule
00:57:58in the book.
00:58:00I'm letting you off easy.
00:58:01Getting canned?
00:58:03I mean,
00:58:03come on,
00:58:03that's the least you deserve.
00:58:05Deserve?
00:58:08I'm reporting
00:58:09both your asses
00:58:10to the commissioner.
00:58:10I want to talk
00:58:11to the commissioner
00:58:11right fucking now!
00:58:13Regardless
00:58:14of what the commissioner
00:58:15says,
00:58:16I am director
00:58:17of the LAPD
00:58:19and I am telling you,
00:58:20James,
00:58:21you're fucking fired.
00:58:23How many times
00:58:24do I have to tell you
00:58:25to take the trash out?
00:58:26No, no,
00:58:26this is an abuse
00:58:28of the panel!
00:58:29You can't just...
00:58:29I gave my promotion!
00:58:30I want to talk
00:58:31to the commissioner!
00:58:32Stop on that!
00:58:33I want my promotion!
00:58:34You still buying
00:58:35my daughter's scout?
00:58:36Come on!
00:58:43Well,
00:58:43this is settled
00:58:44for now,
00:58:45but knowing
00:58:45that piece of shit,
00:58:46he's not gonna
00:58:47give up that easy.
00:58:49I'm being generous,
00:58:50just firing him.
00:58:51If he doesn't let it go,
00:58:52then I'll escalate
00:58:53the case.
00:58:57Ow!
00:58:58This is all
00:58:59your fault!
00:59:00You stupid bitch!
00:59:02If I hadn't been
00:59:02seduced by you,
00:59:03I would still have my job!
00:59:05Dad,
00:59:06stop!
00:59:07You're gonna kill mom!
00:59:08Please,
00:59:09you're...
00:59:10I...
00:59:13I...
00:59:13I...
00:59:13I...
00:59:14I...
00:59:14I...
00:59:15I just lost my job!
00:59:16What am I gonna do?
00:59:17I'm gonna be homeless again!
00:59:19Oh, baby,
00:59:20but you know
00:59:21I love you so much!
00:59:23It has to be Caroline!
00:59:24She's...
00:59:25She's completely
00:59:26destroying us!
00:59:27That's true, Dad.
00:59:28We just need to find
00:59:29the commissioner
00:59:29and tell her
00:59:30about this whole situation
00:59:31and that's the only way
00:59:32we can get revenge
00:59:33and get our life back.
00:59:34But we don't even
00:59:35know her last name!
00:59:36How are we going
00:59:37to do that?
00:59:40Wait a minute.
00:59:41I know
00:59:42who could help us!
00:59:43Miss Lane!
00:59:45The mayor's wife!
00:59:48What are you talking about?
00:59:50The mayor!
00:59:52William Kane's birthday
00:59:53is in two days!
00:59:54And Miss Lane
00:59:55is throwing this
00:59:56huge party!
00:59:57The commissioner
00:59:58is gonna be there!
01:00:00We're gonna crash
01:00:01the party
01:00:02and we're gonna tell her
01:00:03all about this little two!
01:00:05Holy shit, Mom!
01:00:06That's brilliant!
01:00:07And then when the commissioner
01:00:08finds out about all of this,
01:00:09Dad will get his job back
01:00:11and get promoted to sergeant!
01:00:12Exactly!
01:00:13Marilyn,
01:00:14I love you.
01:00:16I'm so sorry
01:00:16for choking you
01:00:17but you helped me
01:00:18get my job back
01:00:18and I promise
01:00:19I'll make it up
01:00:19to you big time.
01:00:20We're family, James.
01:00:22I would do anything
01:00:23for you.
01:00:26God, I love you.
01:00:28Love?
01:00:29Please.
01:00:30More like I need access
01:00:32to that bank account
01:00:33to cover my debts.
01:00:38Who's that?
01:00:39Hello?
01:00:40Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:41Yeah, that's me.
01:00:42Miss Smith,
01:00:43I regret to tell you
01:00:45that your stepmothers
01:00:46halted tuition payments.
01:00:48Unfortunately,
01:00:49we have to let
01:00:50your placement go.
01:00:51Wait, tuition?
01:00:52I thought I had
01:00:53a full scholarship.
01:00:54You can't just kick me out!
01:00:55Oh, no.
01:00:57No.
01:00:58I'm sorry.
01:00:59That was a white lie.
01:01:01Miss Carolyn Johnson
01:01:02offered to pay
01:01:03double tuition
01:01:03to get you enrolled.
01:01:05Without that,
01:01:06you actually
01:01:07aren't quite qualified
01:01:08to attend.
01:01:14They just kicked me out.
01:01:16This is the worst day ever!
01:01:18No, no, no, no,
01:01:18don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:19No, no, no,
01:01:20look, look,
01:01:20there's gotta be a mistake.
01:01:21Like, like,
01:01:22I mean,
01:01:23she's just a cleaning lady.
01:01:24How does she need to have
01:01:24money for tuition?
01:01:25It's gotta be Caroline
01:01:27fucking with us again.
01:01:28We gotta nail these bastards
01:01:30before they completely
01:01:31destroy us!
01:01:32What do we do?
01:01:33We're just gonna go home
01:01:34from now.
01:01:35I'm gonna figure it out.
01:01:36I promise.
01:01:36Let's go.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:45Jesus!
01:01:46What are you guys
01:01:47doing in my room?
01:01:48Sweetheart,
01:01:49it's okay.
01:01:49We just wanna make sure
01:01:50nobody ever messes
01:01:51with you ever again.
01:01:52And from now on,
01:01:54I'm assigning
01:01:55bodyguard protection
01:01:5624-7.
01:01:57Dad, come on.
01:01:58I don't need babysitters.
01:01:59This is all my fault.
01:02:02I wasn't there for you
01:02:03when you needed me.
01:02:05And that's why
01:02:06James hurt you
01:02:06and I swear
01:02:07I will never
01:02:08let that happen again.
01:02:09Look, Dad.
01:02:10Look, I know
01:02:11that James hurt me
01:02:12but I can't live
01:02:13my life as a prisoner.
01:02:15Please.
01:02:16Caroline, please.
01:02:17Just, just...
01:02:18No, Dad!
01:02:18No, I am going
01:02:19to the mayor's
01:02:20birthday party tonight
01:02:21alone.
01:02:22No bodyguards.
01:02:24Caroline.
01:02:25Nope.
01:02:28Caroline, wait!
01:02:32Wait!
01:02:34Wait!
01:02:34Oh, honey!
01:02:38This is my house!
01:02:39You can't just
01:02:40take it from me!
01:02:43Well, at least
01:02:45tell me what the
01:02:45fuck is going on.
01:02:46James Smith, right?
01:02:48Your medical bills
01:02:49and credit cards
01:02:49are way past
01:02:50their due date.
01:02:51Bankhead has come
01:02:52to see the property
01:02:53so, yeah, you can
01:02:54pack your stuff
01:02:54and get lost.
01:02:56No, you have it wrong.
01:02:57Those are my ex-wife's debts.
01:02:59They're not mine.
01:03:00Funny, because your
01:03:01name is all over
01:03:03the bills here.
01:03:05Looks like your
01:03:05saint of an ex-wife
01:03:07has been covering
01:03:07your ass for the
01:03:08last five years.
01:03:09Looks like the
01:03:10gravy train's finally
01:03:11come to a screeching
01:03:11halt.
01:03:12Choo-choo!
01:03:17Jesus Christ!
01:03:19What's up with
01:03:19all these bills?
01:03:21Is that why you
01:03:22came back to me?
01:03:23I had no idea.
01:03:24Caroline was
01:03:25covering for me.
01:03:26Dad, you lost
01:03:27your job in our
01:03:28house?
01:03:28We're going to be
01:03:29homeless!
01:03:29We're not
01:03:30doing homeless.
01:03:30I did not
01:03:31sign up to be
01:03:33broke and
01:03:34homeless with
01:03:34you, James.
01:03:36I'm out.
01:03:38Mom!
01:03:41I'm out.
01:03:44Mom, you can't
01:03:45leave us again,
01:03:46please.
01:03:46Babe, please,
01:03:47please.
01:03:47We used to
01:03:48have the mayor's
01:03:49party.
01:03:49We will rat
01:03:50Caroline and
01:03:50mark out to
01:03:51the mayor.
01:03:51I'll be back
01:03:52on the force.
01:03:53Everything will
01:03:53be fine.
01:03:54Mom, just
01:03:54give dad one
01:03:55more shot.
01:03:56Fine.
01:03:57Last chance.
01:03:58But if you
01:03:58don't figure
01:03:59out your
01:03:59shits, I'm
01:04:01done for
01:04:01good.
01:04:12Wow.
01:04:13Caroline, I am
01:04:15so thrilled that
01:04:15you can make it.
01:04:16And thank you
01:04:17from the bottom
01:04:18of my heart for
01:04:19everything that you've
01:04:20done for the last
01:04:2010 years.
01:04:21I know it wasn't
01:04:21easy.
01:04:22You were my guest
01:04:23of honor tonight.
01:04:24You're too kind,
01:04:25sir.
01:04:26It's an honor to
01:04:26serve my country,
01:04:27just doing my job.
01:04:29You know,
01:04:30there's a lot of
01:04:30people from City
01:04:31Hall here.
01:04:32It would be my
01:04:32pleasure to
01:04:33introduce you.
01:04:34I don't want to
01:04:34divulge into
01:04:35politics, but
01:04:36please enjoy your
01:04:37evening with your
01:04:38guests.
01:04:39Very well, then.
01:04:40I'll be around if
01:04:41you need me.
01:04:42Anything.
01:04:43Thank you, sir.
01:04:44And happy birthday.
01:04:46Right this way,
01:04:47commissioner.
01:04:56Oh, my God.
01:04:59Jesus, this place
01:05:00is insane.
01:05:00As long as the
01:05:01commissioner's here,
01:05:02I am not finished
01:05:02yet.
01:05:03James, Miss Lane
01:05:05loves me.
01:05:06I've been kissing
01:05:07her ass for years
01:05:08now, so she'll get
01:05:09us in front of the
01:05:10commissioner, no
01:05:11problem.
01:05:22Hey, what are you
01:05:23doing here?
01:05:26Hey, what are you
01:05:27doing here?
01:05:30You bitch.
01:05:31You ruined our
01:05:32lives yesterday, yet
01:05:33you had the nerve to
01:05:34show up here.
01:05:35Still can't get over
01:05:36my man, you
01:05:38pathetic little
01:05:39whore.
01:05:40Makes me sick even
01:05:42looking at you.
01:05:43Oh, stop flattering
01:05:44yourself.
01:05:45I don't need your
01:05:46permission to be
01:05:46here.
01:05:47I was invited.
01:05:49Invited?
01:05:50You?
01:05:51This is Mr. Lane's
01:05:53party, and we are
01:05:54VIP guests.
01:05:56The commissioner
01:05:56will be here, too.
01:05:57My dad is going to
01:05:58report you and
01:05:59Mark.
01:06:00Let's see if the
01:06:01commissioner takes
01:06:01you seriously.
01:06:02We know the
01:06:03mayor's wife
01:06:04personally.
01:06:05She will believe
01:06:06us.
01:06:07Funny.
01:06:08So do I.
01:06:09Let's see how you
01:06:10plan on reporting
01:06:11me.
01:06:11Listen, Caroline,
01:06:12I do not care if
01:06:13you're Mark's
01:06:13mistress or his
01:06:14daughter.
01:06:15He cannot protect
01:06:15you if he's not
01:06:16here.
01:06:16Don't waste your
01:06:17breath, James.
01:06:19Come on.
01:06:20Miss Lane's
01:06:20waiting.
01:06:30All right, guys.
01:06:32The commissioner's
01:06:32going to be here,
01:06:33so we've got to find
01:06:33her now.
01:06:34Names?
01:06:35May I see your
01:06:36invitation, please?
01:06:38May I see your
01:06:39invitation, please?
01:06:43Oh, you're
01:06:44Mrs. Lane's
01:06:45guest.
01:06:45She specifically
01:06:46emphasized we should
01:06:47take excellent care
01:06:48of you.
01:06:49Ah.
01:06:51James, when
01:06:51Miss Lane arrives,
01:06:52she'll introduce
01:06:53you to the
01:06:54commissioner.
01:07:08Hey, show me your
01:07:10invitation.
01:07:13Oh, my goodness.
01:07:16The mayor's VIP guest.
01:07:18Right this way.
01:07:20I didn't
01:07:20janitor get on the
01:07:21mayor's radar.
01:07:22And a VIP guest?
01:07:24She's sleeping with
01:07:25Mark.
01:07:26He obviously gave her
01:07:27that invitation.
01:07:29Absolutely.
01:07:30We have to get the
01:07:31slut out of here before
01:07:32she ruins the whole
01:07:33party.
01:07:34Listen, you cannot let
01:07:35her in.
01:07:35She's my ex-wife and
01:07:36she's crazy.
01:07:37Just a janitor.
01:07:38She would never make it
01:07:39on the invitation for the
01:07:40mayor.
01:07:40Yeah, I guess that
01:07:41makes sense.
01:07:42And you are Mrs. Lane's
01:07:44VIP guest, so I'm going
01:07:46to follow their lead.
01:07:48Ma'am, you don't
01:07:50belong here.
01:07:51Please leave.
01:07:54I would be very
01:07:55careful, miss.
01:07:56The mayor will be
01:07:57furious if you bounce
01:07:58his VIP guest.
01:07:59Caroline, enough.
01:08:01Just because you're
01:08:02sleeping with Mark does
01:08:02not make you untouchable
01:08:03and now what?
01:08:04You're just cozying up
01:08:05to the mayor?
01:08:06Get out before
01:08:07you're thrown out.
01:08:08You better back down
01:08:09before I lose my temper.
01:08:10I will not go easy
01:08:11on you this time.
01:08:12Stop the act!
01:08:14Mark's not here to
01:08:15protect you.
01:08:16Where can I report
01:08:18you and Mark to
01:08:20the commissioner?
01:08:21I am the commissioner
01:08:22and I'm not going to
01:08:23tell you again.
01:08:25You're still acting?
01:08:27Well, everybody here
01:08:28is a cop.
01:08:29Do you guys recognize
01:08:30her?
01:08:30No.
01:08:31I don't recognize
01:08:32her at all.
01:08:33Never seen her before.
01:08:35I've been undercover
01:08:36for 10 years.
01:08:37Of course, no one
01:08:38from HQ recognizes
01:08:38me.
01:08:39Go ahead, ask the mayor.
01:08:43I do not have time
01:08:44for this, okay?
01:08:45Enough of these
01:08:45childish games,
01:08:46all right?
01:08:47You're just
01:08:47Mark's side piece.
01:08:48That's the only reason
01:08:49that you are not
01:08:50locked up right now.
01:08:51Mark's mistress?
01:08:52Such a big age gap.
01:08:54Gross.
01:08:55If the commissioner
01:08:55finds out,
01:08:56she'll definitely
01:08:57fire Mark.
01:08:58She is just
01:08:59my crazy
01:09:00ex-stepmom.
01:09:01She got my dad
01:09:01fired and now
01:09:02she's following him
01:09:03here to harass him.
01:09:05She's an absolute
01:09:06psycho.
01:09:08James is remarrying
01:09:11me very soon.
01:09:13So stop chasing him
01:09:14or people will
01:09:16start calling you
01:09:17the home record.
01:09:20I think we both know
01:09:21who the home record
01:09:22is here.
01:09:23Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:25She is just bitter
01:09:26that we're a happy
01:09:27family again.
01:09:28A total gold digger.
01:09:29You destroyed
01:09:30my promotion yesterday.
01:09:32And what?
01:09:32You came here
01:09:33to ruin the party too?
01:09:34I have had it
01:09:35with you in my life.
01:09:36Throw her out now.
01:09:40You do not work
01:09:42for them.
01:09:43Okay?
01:09:43You work for the mayor.
01:09:44If you do anything
01:09:44that these clowns
01:09:45tell you to do,
01:09:46you're out of a job.
01:09:47Do it!
01:09:48Take her out.
01:09:48I will deal
01:09:49with any problems.
01:09:51Don't.
01:09:54We're Miss Lane's
01:09:56people.
01:09:57Cross us
01:09:58and you cross
01:09:59her.
01:10:00I suggest
01:10:01you be very smart
01:10:03about this.
01:10:04All right, ma'am.
01:10:05I'm going to have
01:10:06to ask you
01:10:06to leave.
01:10:07Hi, William.
01:10:09Look, I'm so sorry
01:10:10to bother you,
01:10:11but there's been
01:10:12a bit of a situation.
01:10:14I'm in the banquet hall.
01:10:16I need you to come
01:10:16here right away.
01:10:19Wait.
01:10:20She knows the mayor
01:10:21personally?
01:10:23Is she actually...
01:10:27Are you kidding me?
01:10:29She's just a janitor.
01:10:31Caroline, sweetie,
01:10:32just go.
01:10:33We'll let this slide.
01:10:35Mark is not
01:10:36going in here
01:10:37to protect you
01:10:38and save you tonight.
01:10:39The mayor's on his way.
01:10:41It's time to put
01:10:41all this to us.
01:10:42Only Mr. Lane's
01:10:44VIP guests
01:10:44get his personal attention.
01:10:46Her status must be
01:10:47extraordinary.
01:10:49Wait.
01:10:51In L.A.,
01:10:51the only person
01:10:52who gets his reception
01:10:53is the commissioner.
01:10:54What?
01:10:55Could she really
01:10:55be the commissioner?
01:10:56I guess it makes sense
01:10:58no one can recommend her.
01:10:59Been undercover
01:11:00this whole time.
01:11:01Do not buy her lies.
01:11:03She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:11:04The mayor's gonna
01:11:05personally throw out
01:11:06this fraud
01:11:06when he gets here.
01:11:07Keep talking, James.
01:11:08In about two minutes,
01:11:09you're gonna be
01:11:10eating this list.
01:11:11I don't have time
01:11:12for this nonsense.
01:11:13Throw her out now,
01:11:13or I'll arrest you, too.
01:11:15Don't you dare touch me
01:11:17unless you want
01:11:18to lose your jobs.
01:11:19Stop embarrassing
01:11:20yourself, Caroline.
01:11:23James replaced you
01:11:25with me
01:11:26because you were
01:11:28just a worthless
01:11:29cleaning lady.
01:11:31Nothing more than that.
01:11:35I've shown you
01:11:36a lot of mercy,
01:11:37but look at me.
01:11:38If you keep pushing me,
01:11:40it's over.
01:11:40I'm gonna destroy
01:11:41every single one of you.
01:11:43Enough!
01:11:44Mark is not here
01:11:45to protect you.
01:11:46Time to put you
01:11:46where you belong.
01:11:47Now take this trash
01:11:48out to the streets.
01:11:49Hey, you're digging
01:11:51your own grief, James.
01:11:52This is your last chance.
01:11:53I'm warning you.
01:11:54Get off me.
01:11:56All right, I guess
01:11:57we'll see what happens.
01:12:07What the hell
01:12:08are you people doing?
01:12:12Oh, Mr. Lane,
01:12:13this imposter
01:12:14was causing chaos
01:12:15at your event.
01:12:16She's claiming
01:12:17to be the commissioner.
01:12:18Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:20Imposter.
01:12:20Yes, sir.
01:12:21She even had the audacity
01:12:23to claim she's your VIP guest.
01:12:25Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:27Thankfully,
01:12:27Mr. Smith here,
01:12:28he exposed her
01:12:29just in the nick of time.
01:12:31Otherwise,
01:12:32she'd have slipped
01:12:32into your banquet.
01:12:33Right.
01:12:40So, you must be
01:12:42Caroline's ex-husband.
01:12:45Nice to meet you,
01:12:46Mr. Lane.
01:12:50Sir, I am.
01:12:53We were invited
01:12:54by your wife,
01:12:54Mrs. Lane.
01:12:55So, you're the one
01:12:56who wanted to throw
01:12:57Caroline out.
01:12:57That's right.
01:12:59Just want to make sure
01:12:59everything goes orderly
01:13:00on your big night.
01:13:01She's just a cleaning lady.
01:13:02And we just went through
01:13:03a messy divorce
01:13:04so her mental health
01:13:04is all over the place.
01:13:07She keeps rambling
01:13:07on and on
01:13:08about being
01:13:09the new police commissioner.
01:13:11But don't worry, sir.
01:13:12I am on your side
01:13:13and I won't let her
01:13:14ruin your night.
01:13:21Don't you ever
01:13:22disrespect Caroline like that.
01:13:26Why would you hit me?
01:13:27I'm friends with Mrs. Lane.
01:13:28I don't care who you claim
01:13:30to be friends with.
01:13:32This is somebody
01:13:33that I look up to
01:13:34and you
01:13:35don't deserve
01:13:36to call yourself
01:13:37an officer of the law.
01:13:39You are absolutely
01:13:40freaking clueless.
01:13:44Commissioner,
01:13:45I'm terribly sorry.
01:13:47This is on me.
01:13:47My people let you down.
01:13:50It's fine.
01:13:51What the fuck?
01:13:52She's the actual commissioner?
01:13:57No, no.
01:13:58She was scrubbing toilets
01:13:59and signing divorce papers
01:14:00two days ago.
01:14:01How could she be
01:14:02commissioner overnight?
01:14:03No, no.
01:14:04This is crazy.
01:14:05I thought she was
01:14:05Mark's mistress,
01:14:06just a cheating bitch,
01:14:08but she's actually
01:14:08Mark's daughter.
01:14:11Oh, fuck me.
01:14:13He called her commissioner
01:14:14and I just tried
01:14:16to humiliate her.
01:14:16I'm dead.
01:14:17I'm so fucking dead.
01:14:20Holy shit.
01:14:21Thank God we stayed
01:14:21out of this.
01:14:22We cannot afford
01:14:22to cross the commissioner.
01:14:23Poor bastard.
01:14:25He tried to divorce
01:14:26the commissioner
01:14:27and throw her out?
01:14:28He's done for.
01:14:32So, James,
01:14:34you said that you wanted
01:14:36to wrap my father
01:14:37and I out
01:14:37to the commissioner.
01:14:38Here I am.
01:14:39Anything you want to say?
01:14:41No, no.
01:14:42No, this can't be real.
01:14:44But she seems so young.
01:14:46Honestly,
01:14:46she doesn't even look
01:14:47like a police commissioner.
01:14:49Are you questioning
01:14:51the mayor of Los Angeles?
01:14:53No, no, sir.
01:14:54Of course not.
01:14:55It's just that
01:14:55no one here
01:14:57has ever seen
01:14:57the commissioner before
01:14:58and you're the only one
01:14:59confirming it.
01:15:00We had no idea.
01:15:02Okay.
01:15:03Well, everybody
01:15:04listen very carefully.
01:15:05I hired Caroline
01:15:07to work as a janitor
01:15:09at the preseason
01:15:10to secretly investigate
01:15:12and root out corruption
01:15:13on the police force.
01:15:14Her status was top secret,
01:15:16which is why...
01:15:18I just pissed off
01:15:20the commissioner.
01:15:21Yes, you did.
01:15:22And you're fired.
01:15:23Get this piece of shit
01:15:24out of here.
01:15:25You're stinking up my party.
01:15:26No.
01:15:27No, Mr. Light, please.
01:15:28I didn't know.
01:15:29I didn't know.
01:15:30Shut up, you party pooper.
01:15:32Please.
01:15:37All right.
01:15:38You're next, assholes.
01:15:41Caroline.
01:15:43Wow.
01:15:44I did not know
01:15:44that you were the commissioner.
01:15:46Why would you keep
01:15:47such a big secret
01:15:48from your husband, babe?
01:15:51Babe?
01:15:52No.
01:15:53The dirty, stinking janitor
01:15:54was actually the commissioner
01:15:55and I got her kicked
01:15:56out of our house.
01:15:58It was you.
01:16:01Wow.
01:16:03Maybe
01:16:04it was God
01:16:07orchestrating this
01:16:08where we're meant to be
01:16:09in each other's life.
01:16:11No, God doesn't waste time
01:16:12on trash like you.
01:16:14It was all me.
01:16:16The police job?
01:16:18I got that for you.
01:16:20The prep school?
01:16:22That was through my donations.
01:16:25So you really did
01:16:25take care of us
01:16:26all those years?
01:16:34My Ivy League dreams
01:16:35are crushed.
01:16:36Oh, come on.
01:16:38Be real, Jenna.
01:16:38You were never smart enough
01:16:39for the Ivy Leagues.
01:16:42Caroline, look.
01:16:44Had I known you did
01:16:44all this stuff for us,
01:16:45I never would have
01:16:46betrayed you like that.
01:16:48Marilyn abandoned you
01:16:49when you hit rock bottom.
01:16:51I saved you.
01:16:52You cheated on me
01:16:54and you betrayed me.
01:16:56God, you're a real
01:16:57piece of work, James.
01:16:59You two belong
01:16:59with each other.
01:17:01So you were behind
01:17:02the promotion?
01:17:04Oh, now he's catching on.
01:17:08But you know what?
01:17:08Thank you for showing me
01:17:09your true colors
01:17:10and kicking me out.
01:17:11My father was right
01:17:12about you.
01:17:13You never loved me.
01:17:15You never respected me.
01:17:17You were using me
01:17:17all because you thought
01:17:18I was a cleaning lady.
01:17:20No, no.
01:17:20It wasn't...
01:17:21It was not that at all.
01:17:22I thought it was your debt
01:17:24and I didn't want to drag
01:17:25Jen at me down.
01:17:26No, those were your bills,
01:17:28which I kindly paid
01:17:30every single month.
01:17:31I treated you
01:17:32pretty damn well, James.
01:17:34You threw it all out.
01:17:37It's just not my problem anymore.
01:17:39Dad, the bills,
01:17:41our house ruined everything.
01:17:43Shut up, okay?
01:17:44Marilyn was the one
01:17:45that forced me to leave Caroline,
01:17:46so blame her.
01:17:51Excuse me?
01:17:52I am to blame?
01:17:54I helped you
01:17:54to get rid of Caroline
01:17:56because you asked me to.
01:17:58Don't put this on me.
01:18:00Shut the fuck up.
01:18:02I would not be in this mess
01:18:04if it weren't for you.
01:18:05Thanks to you,
01:18:05I'm jobless
01:18:06and I'm going to be
01:18:07homeless again.
01:18:08Caroline, babe,
01:18:09look, I know I messed up,
01:18:10but could you give me
01:18:11one more chance
01:18:12and let's get back together?
01:18:13I love you.
01:18:15Oh, so now you love me.
01:18:18That's funny, James.
01:18:20Absolutely.
01:18:21Look, look, I,
01:18:22I am so sorry.
01:18:24You hid everything from me.
01:18:26I had no idea
01:18:27that you did all this for us.
01:18:28Like, and it's kind of
01:18:30not fair to me
01:18:31because, I mean,
01:18:32don't you see?
01:18:33I mean, had I known,
01:18:34I never would have done...
01:18:35Hey, hey, James.
01:18:36I am standing right here, you know?
01:18:39You're getting back with her
01:18:41in front of me?
01:18:43What was all of that
01:18:44lovey-dovey shit
01:18:46what you just said
01:18:47a few hours ago?
01:18:49Dad, you said we were family.
01:18:50You can't do some...
01:18:51We were together
01:18:52for five years, okay?
01:18:54Let me make this up to you.
01:18:56I will finally treat you
01:18:57like the queen that you are.
01:18:58There is no we
01:19:00anymore, James.
01:19:01That died the second
01:19:02that you cheated on me
01:19:03and kicked me to the curb.
01:19:07Caroline, they're taking the house.
01:19:08Without you,
01:19:09Jane and I will be on the streets
01:19:10and I can't go back to that life.
01:19:11Please, Mom,
01:19:12I know I made some mistakes,
01:19:13but I am still
01:19:14your little girl.
01:19:15You know,
01:19:16I want to go to school.
01:19:17I don't want to sleep
01:19:18on the sidewalk.
01:19:19And just give me
01:19:19one more chance.
01:19:20I promise I will be
01:19:20your loyal daughter.
01:19:21Now, Jenna,
01:19:22I think you forgot something.
01:19:24You said that I'm not
01:19:25your mother, remember?
01:19:26I'm just getting in the way
01:19:27of you and your real family.
01:19:29That's your mom,
01:19:30so beg her instead.
01:19:32No, I'm so sorry.
01:19:33I was so wrong.
01:19:35You are my mom.
01:19:35Mom, I can't be
01:19:37the laughingstock at school.
01:19:38It will ruin me.
01:19:39Well, you ruined yourself,
01:19:41kid.
01:19:42You knew that your father
01:19:43was cheating on me
01:19:43and you never said anything.
01:19:45You never defended me once.
01:19:47So I'm done with you.
01:19:48All of you.
01:19:49No, no, Mom.
01:19:50I'm sorry.
01:19:51I know I was wrong
01:19:51and I'm so sorry.
01:19:52Just tell me anything.
01:19:53I will do it
01:19:54to make it up to you.
01:19:55Jenna,
01:19:57if your actions
01:19:58and your words
01:19:58don't line up,
01:19:59you're not just lying to me.
01:20:01You're lying to yourself.
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