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00:00Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:02Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:04Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank, Blankety Blank
00:07Appearing tonight on Blankety Blank is
00:10Alex Jones
00:13Nadia Jay
00:16Stephen Bailey
00:17Richard Ayoade
00:20Rasheen Conaty
00:22and Giles Brandreth
00:25Please welcome your host, it's me, Bradley Walsh
00:31Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Hello and welcome to Blankety Blank, the game show that's
00:39so old, Noah won an inflatable hot tub. It is now time to meet the gang. Hello, celebrities. Hello. I'll
00:47ask you first of all, do you know each other? Any of you work together? You must have interviewed quite
00:51a few people, Alex. Yes, Richard, Rasheen, and of course, I know Giles very well.
00:57We've actually presented the one show together. Right. We have. Is that the one where I had to have the
01:02stick so that I could tell you to be quiet? You did? Yes.
01:06Stephen, first time on the show, worked with any of our gang before? I haven't. These lot all do highbrow
01:11shows and I used to present a show on a farm where Kerry Katona chased a pig. Lovely.
01:18That's, that's my level that I think should know. That's French showpiece though. Am I right? I mean, you work
01:22downstairs from me and we just don't see each other. It was like, it's like revolving. Yeah. When you say
01:25Alex works downstairs from you, what, what, what is she? We're down in the print room. What is she doing?
01:30In the basement. In the basement. Anybody else work together? Yes, I know Rasheen and Giles. I actually knitted that
01:39jumper for him on my psychedelic loom.
01:42The truth is, he couldn't have done because this jumper is older than him. How dare you? I first wore
01:50this jumper on blankety-blank with Les Dawson in your role.
01:55And indeed, I accepted on the, I thought he was going to be here today. I'm a little bit disappointed.
02:01Because he was so delightful. He was so funny, so brilliant. He really was extraordinary. He was great, but here
02:09we are.
02:12I have to say, I have known Richard since he was a teenager and he is one of the most
02:17brilliant, literally, intellectually brilliant people I've ever met.
02:21Oh. And I've got to say, I've got to say both you and Richard are wasted on this show. No.
02:27So, Giles is very kind to lie about that. Right. Is anyone going to compliment me?
02:34Put your hands together for all the gang. Thank you so much. Let's bring on to our first pair of
02:39blankety-blankers. Here we go.
02:52We have Jane and we have Darren. Welcome, welcome to the show. Jane, I'll come to you first. Tell us
02:58a bit about yourself, where you're from, what do you do?
03:00I'm Jane, I'm a housewife from Cheshire. Oh, sorry, Derbyshire. Not Cheshire, I forgot.
03:07It's very easy to, very easy to mix those up, to be fair. Yeah, yeah.
03:11I'm from, I'm from Hertfordshire and I'm from Florida. Sorry, always.
03:15So, go ahead. Why did you get those mixed up? Do you mind me asking?
03:18I just like the lifestyle of the Cheshire ones better than mine.
03:22Oh, OK, fair enough. Tell me what's happening in Derbyshire then.
03:26Yeah, it's, I, I'm just, into, er...
03:33Gold teeth. Gold teeth? Yeah. You're into gold teeth? Gold teeth, yeah.
03:38Do you have gold teeth? I have gold teeth. Oh, you have?
03:43What makes you love gold teeth so much? Oh, they're so smooth and, oh, they're just lovely.
03:48LAUGHTER
03:51Did the teeth start falling out and then you put gold ones in,
03:55or did you take the teeth out and put gold ones in?
03:58Took the teeth out and put gold ones in. Wow.
04:01Good night, there's no messing with you, is there? No.
04:04OK, very, very good. And, and if you would, and if...
04:07I'm dreading this question. If you were to win anything on Blankety Blank,
04:11what would you like it to be? More gold teeth, please. More gold teeth?
04:14Well, I think, I think we have that as a prize.
04:16I think we've got a load out of the bag of gold teeth.
04:19What teeth are you missing to make the set, the gold? About 18.
04:23Oh, right. You'd better be good on the show then, we've got a lot too.
04:28All right, well, I wish you luck, Jane, I really do. Thank you very much.
04:30Thank you very much. There you go, give Jane a round of applause.
04:32Yeah, she is. Very welcome.
04:35And we come to Darren, welcome to the show, Darren.
04:37I know. Tell us a bit about yourself, where you're from, and what do you do?
04:40I'm Darren, I'm a project manager, and I live in Chatham.
04:43OK, what hobbies do you have there, Darren?
04:45I love to keep busy, go to the gym. I'm an avid swimmer.
04:49Right, very good. I swim every day. I've got webbed feet, actually.
04:52I've been in the past life, I might have been a fish.
04:55Right. Or an inbred.
04:57Oh!
05:02So, your family...
05:04You're from... You're from a family of bakers, then?
05:08OK.
05:08Good, I'll clean that up neatly.
05:10That was pretty good.
05:11Got us out of that.
05:12Got us out of that.
05:13Right.
05:13OK, we've got gold teeth and webbed feet. It's all going on here.
05:17If you were to win anything on blank-e-blank, what would it be?
05:20I've always wanted a robot vacuum cleaner.
05:23Oh. Oh.
05:24And if it helps out with the housework, I find it so depressing.
05:27I was disappointed. I thought you were going to say, like, a large fish tank.
05:30I'd take a large fish tank, yeah.
05:33Do you have fish?
05:34No.
05:36All right.
05:37Well, look, Darren, I'll wish you luck, and I hope the pair of you get therapy very quickly.
05:40LAUGHTER
05:41OK, Jane and Darren, everyone.
05:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:46All you have to do is match the missing blank with our celebrities.
05:49The one of those matches plays a Super Match game,
05:51where the top prize on offer is a cheese and wine collection!
05:56Yes, including a cheese and wine fridge.
05:59Not only that, we're throwing in a fermenter to make your own cheese.
06:04Ooh.
06:04That's a good prize.
06:06Bradley, what's the difference between the cheese and wine fridge and the fridge?
06:10Um...
06:11What you're offering is a small fridge.
06:14LAUGHTER
06:15Hey, by the way, that is an all-with-a-cheese-and-wine fridge-y thing,
06:19because you could go on to the grand final for an even bigger prize,
06:22but more on that later.
06:23I don't even know what that is.
06:24A what?
06:25A big fridge.
06:25A bigger fridge, yeah.
06:27OK, let's play blankety-blank.
06:28OK, here we go.
06:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:31I'm going to read you both a statement.
06:34All you have to do is fill in the missing blank.
06:36Jane, you ought to go first.
06:37Please choose between A or B.
06:39Remembering some are more tricky than the others.
06:42Right. A then, please.
06:42A then.
06:43Right, A is for Jane.
06:44Here we go.
06:45All right.
06:46Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz team-mate.
06:50He's an expert on absolutely everything except blank.
06:55It's good, that.
06:56OK, now, Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz team-mate.
06:59He's an expert on absolutely everything except blank.
07:02What could that be?
07:04Put your lights on for me, please, when you're done.
07:07Lights on.
07:07Thank you very much.
07:08OK, here we go.
07:09Now, Giles Brandreth is almost the perfect pub quiz team-mate.
07:13He's an expert on absolutely everything except, Jane...
07:17Cookery.
07:18Oh.
07:21LAUGHTER
07:22Right.
07:23He's an expert on absolutely everything, Al.
07:27Except...
07:27Gold teeth.
07:28Great answer.
07:30Great answer.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Nadia.
07:33Women.
07:33Women.
07:36Whoa.
07:38Fighting talk.
07:39I like it.
07:40Now we've got a game.
07:41Right, we really do.
07:42He's an expert on absolutely everything, Stephen, except...
07:45I said the Real Housewives of Cheshire.
07:48LAUGHTER
07:48Oh!
07:49Yes!
07:50It sort of worked...
07:51I get it.
07:52Richard.
07:53Brevity.
07:54Yes, indeed, yes.
07:56OK, Rasheen.
07:57Gold teeth.
07:58Gold teeth.
07:59Had to be gold teeth.
08:00All right, Giles.
08:01I was torn between the truth and this answer I've given.
08:04Fashion.
08:05Oh.
08:07No score, Jane.
08:09Bad luck.
08:09That's tough.
08:10Oh, no, but not good.
08:12Darren, your go, mate.
08:12Are you ready?
08:14Yes.
08:14OK, here we go.
08:16Now, I think football would be way more entertaining
08:19if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.
08:22Oh, no.
08:22I think football...
08:24And for keep it clean, you lot.
08:26I think football would be way more entertaining
08:27if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.
08:31What could that be?
08:33Lights on, please, everyone.
08:35Lights on.
08:36Oh, sorry.
08:37Thanks.
08:38Well done.
08:38That's it.
08:39Keep them in check, Giles.
08:42OK.
08:43I think football would be way more entertaining
08:45if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.
08:48Darren.
08:49Bubbles.
08:50Bubbles.
08:52Lovely.
08:54Alex, I think football would be way more entertaining
08:56if referees blew blanks instead of whistles.
08:58Well, I was going to go bubbles, but then I went balloons.
09:00Balloons.
09:01Bad luck.
09:02Nadia.
09:03Yeah, because of the colours.
09:04Balloons.
09:04Balloons.
09:05Got it.
09:06Steven.
09:06I knew when Darren arrived that we had so much in common
09:09because I said bubbles.
09:11Very good.
09:13Lovely.
09:14Richard.
09:14It's like looking in a mirror.
09:16Bubbles.
09:17Well played.
09:19Rasheen.
09:20I think this would be nicer for referees to do.
09:23Yes.
09:24Kisses.
09:25Absolutely.
09:27And I think it would be more amusing for all of us
09:28if they blew...
09:30Raspberry.
09:31Yes, absolutely.
09:33Absolutely.
09:34All right.
09:35Two nil to Darren.
09:36Jane, you're going first again.
09:38Choose A or B.
09:39I bet you have B, I think.
09:40You think...
09:40OK.
09:41All right.
09:41Just in case.
09:42Let's mix it up.
09:43Shh.
09:44OK.
09:45Don't tell anyone, but I've joined a secret society.
09:49I have to wear a cloak and the secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.
10:06Secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.
10:10What do you think that's on the way?
10:11Secret handshake ends with me doing a blank.
10:13What do I do?
10:15That's exactly it.
10:18Can I get in the room?
10:19Yes, you've got to try and get in Jane's mind.
10:21We can all get in there though, to be fair.
10:23I think.
10:23I think.
10:23Yeah.
10:24No.
10:24No problem.
10:24Well, let's not go.
10:29I
10:29Just found one of James teeth
10:33Okay lights on yeah, oh here we go don't tell anyone, but I've joined a secret society
10:38I have to wear a cloak and a secret handshake ends with me doing Jane a thumbs up thumbs up
10:46Thumbs up Alex Jones. Don't tell anyone. I've joined a secret society. I've got to wear a cloak
10:53And the secret handshake ends with me doing a
11:08Steven I put a trump and then I thought Jane would never do that so I said a shot
11:14As in like a shot tequila Richard Iawadi and the secret handshake ends with me doing I feel quite close
11:20with this
11:21Thumb war yes a thumb war all right hang on
11:32VAR how does it start?
11:36With the thumbs up doesn't it?
11:38Yeah, I think that's very tight if you don't give it to him. Yeah, I'm not gonna be happy
11:44Bradley this is no time to meditate
11:47Okay
11:47This is VAR rich
11:49There's no one there
11:53Okay decisions been made and it is a no score
12:02In the room Bradley now they keep you in the game this must score here
12:06We go and the secret handshake ends with me doing machine a a little P a
12:14Little one
12:17Yes, inoffensive Charles, please a wink
12:24I'm so sorry. Oh, there you go. I don't know what to say now. It's terrible. Well
12:31The least we can do is spray-paint a gum shield for you
12:35Super match come on down up you come
12:44Jane I am sorry. I wish you well you go back to Derbyshire with our blankly blank checkbook and pen
12:50which you can melt down for the rest of your teeth
12:53Thank you
12:55Jane everyone
13:09Now welcome to the super match game down now
13:11We ask members of the public to fill in the blank to a two-word phrase if you match one
13:15of those three top answers you will win a prize take a look at this
13:18Guess the third most popular answer and you will win 500 pounds the second most popular answer gets you 750
13:24quid and the top answer wins you our super match top prize a cheese and wine fridge
13:28Not any old fridge cheese and wine fruit, Richard, a cheese board, not any old board, but a board that
13:34you can cut cheese on
13:36Nights, a cheese and wine hamper plus a fermenter to make your own cheese. It's all about the cheese really,
13:42isn't it?
13:45I
13:46I
13:46Put down
13:48To make things to make things easier you can ask three of our celebrities for help
13:53But if you're not happy with their suggestions you can make one of your own. Let's reveal the super match
14:00Okay, club blank club blank right out of our celebrities who would you like to help you Richard?
14:06Thank you Steven and Alex, okay, but should see the nice right. Let's do that. Okay, club blank Richard club
14:11sandwich sandwich
14:12Sandwich sandwich very good club sandwich. Okay, Steven club pick Anna. Oh club chopping on a very good club sandwich
14:19club Tropicana
14:19Oh clubhouse
14:22Clubhouse
14:23Club sandwich club Tropicana clubhouse. I think there are three very very good suggestions. What do you think?
14:29Um, like Richard my brain went straight to sandwich. Well, okay fair enough for the third most popular answer for
14:36500 quid it see it is club
14:40Card
14:42Second most popular answer for 750 quid down is club
14:52Now for the cheese and wine fridge the cheese and wine board the cheese and wine knives
14:59The top answer is club gotta be surely
15:03It has to be
15:05Sandwich yes
15:07All right brilliant stuff
15:08All right
15:09Now you have it congratulations Darren
15:11Thank you
15:11We'll see you in the heads of heads Darren everyone
15:19Let's bring on our next pair of blankety blankas
15:26oh
15:35Miriam
15:35Hi
15:36We'll to meet you both welcome welcome random come to you first just quickly tell us a bit about yourself
15:40way from what are you doing?
15:41So I'm from Wolverhampton, right?
15:43Day job is in IT
15:45But in the night I do an assassin
15:51I'm a banger a dancer. I'm a keen banger a dancer so I teach about right
15:54Okay, if you were to win a prize on blank be blank
15:57What would you like it to be? Oh Bradley honestly, I've always had the dream of having a red Ferrari
16:07Yeah, well I wish you luck with that any and what about anything more realistic if you took I mean
16:12Within sort of our grasp. What would you like? What would you like? Well, if that's the case then a
16:17nice holiday in the Caribbean islands, maybe
16:23One more guess then one more guess
16:37Smashing dreams
16:37I know it's great
16:39Hayley welcome to the show
16:41Tell us a bit about yourself where you're from. What do you do? So my name is Hayley. I'm 23
16:45I'm from Tunbridge, and I'm a waitress barista and bartender. I'm like a triple threat in the hospitality industry
16:51Very good, very good. Excellent sir
16:54If you were to win a prize on blanking the bank, what would you like it to be Hayley? I
16:57mean
16:58I'd love to go to Thailand if the price stretches that far
17:01Well, let's go around Southeast Asia, but if he's not getting a Ferrari there's very much doubt it. Yeah, no,
17:06no, I understand
17:07But you like cheese. I love cheese. That's what the cheese is taken. There is a fridge going though
17:15Okay, I'll wish you luck give a round of applause everyone
17:20All you've got to do is match the missing blank for our celebrities the one one of those matches goes
17:25through to our super match where
17:27This is a prize and a half a rockin roller skating set including full skating gear and a six-week
17:34skating course
17:38All right, don't forget there's an even bigger prize to come later on right. Let's get cracking rana
17:43You are first choose between a on B remembering some are more tricky than the others
17:47Okay, I'm gonna go for a hey it is right here. We go celebs at the ready Alex Jones, you
17:52know
17:53Cannot get enough of the one show theme tune. It's her ringtone her alarm sound and she sings it when
17:59she's blanking
18:08What could that be run? Can you sing out?
18:16or
18:34Now Alex Jones she cannot get enough of the one show theme tune
18:38It's a ring to my alarm sound and she sings it when she is Rana up with showering. Oh, it's
18:44a great answer
18:50Now I know you can't get enough of the one show theme tune
18:53I know it
18:53I know it's your ringtone on your phone and your alarm sound in the morning and you even sing it
18:58when you are
18:58Have you been spying Rana?
19:04No, yeah, I was gonna put dancing, but showering
19:09Steven
19:12Sleeping sleeping. Okay close, but no cigar Richard I awadie. I thought it was a rare Kate of you've already
19:18said it while she's blanking
19:23In the show sometimes you do drift off
19:26Well, what's wrong?
19:28What was she?
19:30Stealing
19:31Stealing
19:32What are you saying?
19:34Well, no one would suspect
19:35Are you not a criminal?
19:36No one would suspect you if you were walking around the supermarket and you'd think, oh, she'd just have a
19:39little sing-song as she fills her pockets
19:42It's a good ruse
19:44Giles
19:46Shire
19:52Well played Rana brilliant 3-0 to you thus far
19:54Here we go
19:55Now did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop?
19:59He disguised himself as a blank
20:02Did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop?
20:05Disguised himself as a blank
20:07What is that?
20:09Once you've done put your lights on
20:10All right, now did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop?
20:15Disguised himself as a
20:16Fish
20:17Fish
20:18Oh
20:20Oh my goodness
20:24Because the clue was tried to rob a chip shop
20:27Oh, so Hayley right on the bottom
20:29That doesn't exist, no chip shop in the world exists without fish in it
20:32Exactly
20:32Precisely
20:33Police turn up
20:34Blend in
20:36Precisely
20:37So, Hayley way ahead of you lot
20:39I can tell that already
20:41Hayley, I don't want to put too fine a point on it
20:43You picked the wrong six celebs, girl
20:47Did you hear about the criminal who tried to rob a chip shop?
20:50Disguised himself out as a?
20:52Sausage in batter
20:53Ah
20:55Nadia
20:55I went too specific
20:57Snapper
20:58Oh, hang on
21:00It's a fish
21:00Hang on
21:01Hang on
21:02Here
21:03Here
21:03Here
21:04Here
21:05Here
21:05Here
21:06Here
21:06Here
21:06Here
21:07Here
21:07Here
21:07Here
21:07Here
21:08Here
21:08Here
21:19Here
21:20Here
21:20Here
21:20Here
21:23Well played
21:25Stephen
21:26Tried to have disguised himself as a
21:28Cud
21:30It's a fish! It's a fish! It's a fish! It's a fish! It's a fish!
21:39It's a fish! It's a fish! It's a fish!
21:41Oh, there it is!
21:50Bradley, can I urge you to get in on the ground floor of this game fair?
21:54You've got to get in on the ground floor of this game tour format.
21:57It's a fish is a winner.
22:01I want to peter this IP with you, Bradley.
22:03OK, we're in.
22:05It's a fish. It's very simple, the game.
22:07Is it or is it not a fish?
22:09Yeah, is it or is it not a fish?
22:10You've always got the dance. I said seagull because a seagull...
22:13It's a fish! It's a fish! It's a fish!
22:18No, it's not a fish!
22:20It's a sky fish! It's a sky fish!
22:24It's a good show, isn't it, Bradley?
22:26It's a sky fish!
22:26You say seagull, it's not a fish.
22:28It's a sea gull.
22:29But a seagull wouldn't look weird going into a chip shop,
22:31where a fish walking would be very weird here.
22:34You could fit in the ground floor!
22:36Whereas a seagull is entitled to go in,
22:39and just shoot it back.
22:40In fact, you would help the seagull with whatever it had,
22:43and just go, take it!
22:45It's not a fish! No sea!
22:47I said an owl!
22:48Oh!
22:50I just thought an owl would you sort of...
22:52You'd get so confused by being in the chip shop,
22:54it would get what it needed.
22:55Because when owls eat chips, they go...
22:57HE LAUGHS
23:04OK, Giles.
23:05He has...
23:07Vinegar bottles.
23:08LAUGHTER
23:10Well, Hayley, you're behind, but only by one...
23:12OK.
23:12So you get to go first.
23:13Would you like to choose?
23:14I'm going to go with B again.
23:15Of course, why not B?
23:16Yeah, be lucky.
23:17Now, you cannot play with Nadia or Stephen because you match them, all right?
23:23OK, here we go. Mrs. Walsh, Mrs. Walsh, my wife is mad at me because I keep using her...blank.
23:35What? Mrs. Walsh is mad at me because I keep using her...blank.
23:39How long have you been married for? Oh, my God.
23:44Well, we've been to go 33 years now, 33 years, been married 28 years.
23:48And is your son married? No. Fantastic. No.
23:58OK, lights on. Right.
24:01Oh!
24:03Mrs. Walsh is mad at me because I keep using her...underwear.
24:06I think that's...
24:08Oh, that's a good answer. I think that's a good answer.
24:12Oh, Mrs. Walsh is mad at me because I keep using her...
24:15Could have been anything, but I went for toothbrush.
24:17Toothbrush. OK.
24:19Yeah.
24:19Richard.
24:20I couldn't spell bazooka.
24:22So I put surface-to-air missile.
24:26LAUGHTER
24:28We're trying to keep Hayley in the game here.
24:30Roisin, please.
24:33Mascara.
24:34Oh, we've got one more.
24:36We've got one more to stay in the game.
24:38I wish you luck.
24:39It's all down to Giles Brandreth.
24:40I mean, sadly, it is down to Giles to keep you in the game or not.
24:44So if you go out, you can blame him.
24:47LAUGHTER
24:47If Cod and Snapper give you fish, I think nighty is an undergarment.
24:54It's an undergarment.
24:56It's an undergarment.
24:57It's an undergarment.
24:57It's a fish.
24:59It's a fish.
25:00It's a fish.
25:01It's a fish.
25:02It's a fish.
25:02It's a fish.
25:03I tell you, 50-50, Bradley.
25:0450, you and me.
25:0550-50.
25:06I'll do all the fish research, Bradley.
25:09I just want 40%.
25:11OK, here we go.
25:13Oh.
25:14Oh, here we go.
25:17VAR saying, it is not a fish.
25:20No!
25:20It is not a fish.
25:22It's a fish.
25:23It's a fish.
25:23It's a fish.
25:24You know what I mean, Bradley?
25:26It's such a good format.
25:27We were there.
25:28It is not a fish.
25:30I am sorry.
25:31Rana, come and join me.
25:32You're through to the supermatch, mate.
25:33Here we go.
25:35Come on.
25:36Come on.
25:39Hayley, I am so, so sorry.
25:42You're not, though, are you?
25:44I...
25:48Brilliant.
25:49OK, I am sorry.
25:51Hayley, you've been a wonderful contestant,
25:53but that's the way it goes.
25:55You go home with our love, of course,
25:57in a blankety-bank, cheque, book and pen.
25:59Hayley, everyone!
26:00APPLAUSE
26:12It's the time for the supermatch.
26:14We gave members of the public a two-word phrase,
26:16I'll set the filling the missing blank.
26:17Now, if you match any one of the top three answers,
26:20you will win a prize.
26:21Have a look at this.
26:23Guess the third most popular answer and you win 500 quid.
26:26Second most popular answer gets you 750 quid.
26:29And the top answer wins you our supermatch top prize,
26:31this rockin' roller skating set featuring two pairs of roller skates
26:35and bags to keep them in.
26:38Two helmets, two padding sets, two pairs of gloves,
26:41portable party speaker on wheels,
26:43plus a six-week roller skating course for two.
26:46That's all right.
26:48APPLAUSE
26:50I mean, we're not good.
26:52All right, now, what you can do, right,
26:54you can, you know, utilise three members of our celebrity panel
26:56to help you with their suggestions.
26:58You don't have to take their suggestion,
26:59you might have one of your own.
27:00Think about it for a sec, let's reveal the supermatch.
27:02Here we go.
27:02It is...
27:06Head...blank.
27:07Head...blank.
27:08All right, now, who would you like to have help from there?
27:10I'm going to take Alex Jones.
27:11Alex Jones, Al.
27:12Head...
27:12Head...band.
27:14Headband.
27:15Nadia.
27:16OK, Nadia.
27:18Headache.
27:18Headache.
27:19Headache.
27:20Headband.
27:21Headache, one more.
27:23Roshin.
27:24Roshin.
27:25Teacher.
27:26Headteacher.
27:27Headteacher.
27:27Oh, I think headteacher is great.
27:28Very good, headteacher.
27:30All right.
27:30What do you think?
27:32Headache.
27:33You're going with headache?
27:35OK, let's just start revealing, shall we?
27:37In third place for 500 quid, we have head...
27:40Banned.
27:42Oh!
27:43Oh!
27:43Second place, 750 quid, we have head...
27:48Lice.
27:48Oh!
27:49Oh!
27:50OK, here we go.
27:51For the top prize, the roller skating kit and everything.
27:54Head...
27:55A!
27:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:01Unbelievable.
28:03That's fantastic, mate.
28:04Well done.
28:04Congratulations.
28:05Absolutely brilliant.
28:06And now you get the chance to go through to the grand final.
28:10It's time for the head-to-head.
28:11Let's bring back Darren, everybody.
28:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:24Right on your pot there, Rana.
28:26Good for you, mate.
28:29Darren, welcome back.
28:30It's the head-to-head.
28:32Brilliant stuff.
28:32Now, I'm going to give you both the same two-word phrase
28:34and ask you to fill in the blank.
28:36This time, I just want you to write it down.
28:38Keep it yourself.
28:38Don't show each other, all right?
28:40I'm going to give the same two-word phrase to our celebrity panel.
28:42First person to match with the audience.
28:44The celebrity goes through to the grand final
28:46with a chance to win this massive blankety-blank prize.
28:51It's a royal flush, folks.
28:53Tonight's star prize, you could be winning
28:55an eco-composting outdoor toilet.
28:58Plus 100 rolls of recycled toilet paper.
29:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:04Is that a real thing?
29:07What do you do, Rana?
29:08Do you have a garden?
29:09Uh, yeah.
29:09Great.
29:10Can you put an extra toilet outside in the garden?
29:11Why not?
29:12Darren, what about you?
29:14I live in a flat, no garden.
29:15Use the window box.
29:16Yeah, that's it.
29:17LAUGHTER
29:18Are you ready?
29:19Don't forget, write it down, keep it yourself.
29:21Ready, Sleps?
29:22Yeah.
29:22Here we go.
29:24Blank star.
29:25S-T-A-R.
29:27Blank star.
29:32OK, are we ready, lights on, everyone?
29:34Yeah.
29:34First one to get a match, hold up your card,
29:36you're through to the final.
29:37Here we go, gentlemen.
29:39Alex Jones, blank star.
29:41Bright star?
29:42Yeah.
29:47Go along the line, Nadia.
29:49Super.
29:50Super.
29:50Super star.
29:52Stephen, what did you put?
29:53Shooting.
29:54Richard.
29:55Shining.
29:56Shining.
29:57Shining.
29:57Pop.
29:58Pop.
29:58Yeah, Giles.
30:00Five.
30:00So many you could use.
30:02You're through to the final.
30:03Rana, up you come, mate.
30:04Here we go.
30:05Here we go.
30:09Thanks.
30:11Unlucky, Darren.
30:12Thanks for playing, mate.
30:13But you go away with the cheese and wine collection that you won earlier.
30:17And, of course, a blankity blank checkbook and pen.
30:19Darren, everyone.
30:19Cheers.
30:20Cheers.
30:20Cheers.
30:21Cheers.
30:22Cheers.
30:22Cheers.
30:23Cheers.
30:27Cheers.
30:28Cheers.
30:30All right.
30:32Congratulations, Rana.
30:33You are now playing in the grand final.
30:35You're going to pick one and only one of our celebrities to play alongside.
30:39Then I'm going to ask you both the same question.
30:41And if your answer matches theirs, you're going home with the outdoor eco-toilet and toilet paper.
30:48That's a hell of a weekend.
30:49Oh.
30:51Now, we need to swap places.
30:53And we can only do that in the medium of dance.
30:56Let's go, yeah.
30:57OK, you ready?
30:57Three, two, one, go.
30:59Oh!
31:02Hey!
31:07Here you go.
31:07Can I have some moody lighting, please?
31:12Have a quick look.
31:13Who'd like to play alongside?
31:14Go ahead.
31:14Do you know what?
31:15Alex has done me good, so...
31:16Yeah, definitely.
31:17OK, it's Alex.
31:17Now, this is how it works.
31:18I will say the phrase.
31:21You just think of it.
31:22Don't tell me the answer.
31:23Alex, you know the form.
31:23You've got to write it down.
31:24Yep.
31:25All right.
31:25Can I ask a quick question?
31:27Rana, do you want the prize on that?
31:30LAUGHTER
31:34Here we go.
31:36Corner blank.
31:37Oh!
31:37Corner blank.
31:39All right, tell me when you're ready, Al.
31:41I'm ready.
31:42Ready?
31:42OK, Alex Jones, here we go.
31:44Oh, God.
31:44Corner...
31:44Flag.
31:45Corner flag.
31:46Oh, no.
31:47Corner flag.
31:48No.
31:49Alex Jones, corner...
31:51I'm so sorry, cabinet.
31:53Corner cabinet, it was.
31:56Corner flag and corner cabinet.
31:58I'm sorry.
31:59He actually dodged a bullet.
32:00That's just a lot of admin for you.
32:02That getting delivered to your house in the middle of a busy day.
32:05But, you know what?
32:06You get the skating bundle.
32:07Yeah.
32:08It's not absolutely, of course, a blanking blank check button pen.
32:11Pretty good work for a night.
32:13That's it.
32:13Rana, everyone.
32:14Thank you so much.
32:16And, of course, thanks to our celebrities.
32:18Alex Jones, Nadia Jay, Stephen Bailey, Richard Ayoade, Roisin Conaty and Giles Brandreth.
32:30See you next time on Blankety Blank.
32:32Goodbye.
32:34APPLAUSE
33:00Nice to meet you.
33:00If the piece is on the head, I mean, then...
33:00That was the one time you...
33:00Can't you fix...
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