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00:00This is my daughter Salish and she thinks parenting is super easy. I'm gonna be the best parent ever
00:06So today Salish will raise a child and watch them grow up from a baby all the way to an
00:11adult
00:12She'll face a challenge at every age sleepless nights
00:16Tantrums
00:17Teenage drama and even a new boyfriend. Have you ever cheated on a girl?
00:24What mom what are you doing?
00:26Seriously everything real parents have to deal with every time. She fails a challenge. She gets a strike
00:33If she gets three strikes total she loses the challenge
00:43We are about to do the gender reveal to find out if you're raising a boy or a girl today
00:48Are you hoping for one of the other I mean obviously a girl boys are so weird actually
00:56Yeah, it's a girl now that you're gonna be a mom. You can't really dress like a teen anymore. So
01:03You look just like a mom and that's awesome
01:06All I can think about is that how you're like no eyebrows that are bright orange match your skin color
01:11because of that stupid
01:12Hannah stuff and how the orange stuff is caught in your eyebrows
01:15So I'm looking at your eyebrows and thinking what the heck you think you look so good
01:19I put on sunscreen that had some toner in it and now all she can think about is the fact
01:23that I'm wearing makeup
01:24It's not makeup. It's toner. Can you even tell your new baby is right here?
01:27But before you meet her you have to pick a name
01:29Wait, let me look at my baby names. So you already have baby names like actual 15 year old sandwich?
01:33Obviously. Okay, I have my baby name. What is it?
01:36Oakley, okay meet your new baby Oakley
01:42She is so cute. That's my granddaughter. Okay, not really, but one day I'm gonna maybe have a granddaughter remember
01:48the dad-o-meter
01:49Well, now we've got a mom-o-meter and now we'll know how she's feeling all day
01:53Okay, so this is Oakley and she's super cute, but she's also about to be super tired
01:57So you have 30 minutes to get her down for a nap. I'm gonna give you one challenge
02:00You just ran out of date. So before you put her down for a nap. You've got to go get
02:03diapers. Good luck
02:06Oh my baby. Can I pick you up?
02:10Oh, come on. Salish is gonna realize how hard parenting is by the end of the day. This is gonna
02:14be a fun day
02:16Salish you're going pretty slow. You have 20 minutes left because Oakley is gonna need a nap any minute
02:20If she starts going crazy, you're gonna lose this challenge and immediately get a strike
02:23So what you got to figure out right now is where the diapers
02:26Baby stuff
02:27The fun thing about today is I can change anything I want at any time to make it more difficult
02:32for sale
02:33For example, I can turn little Oakley into twins
02:36Twins?
02:37Twins
02:37I can do this at any time today, but right now I'm gonna keep it with just one Oakley
02:42But just remember I can do this anytime
02:45Okay, I'll be over here. Good luck
02:47Why are there so many?
02:48All right, let's show her two options and we'll let her back
02:50Oakley, which ones do you want?
02:52Touch one
02:53Can I have a high five?
02:54Aww
02:54Tickle, tickle, tickle
02:56Aww, you're so cute
02:57Parenting is easy
02:58They're just chilling
02:59Okay, this actually makes me super happy
03:01Guys, I think she likes my hand
03:02I think she does too
03:03You know, this is really sweet
03:04You're running out of time, but I'm gonna give you an extra minute because you're bonding with your daughter
03:07Yay, tickle, tickle, tickle
03:09Oh, okay
03:10Guys, I'm gonna get this one
03:11She likes that one
03:12Good job
03:13Yay
03:13But getting the diapers was the easy part
03:16I want to see now if Salish is finally able to change a diaper
03:19Because we all know how that ended last time
03:22Right here
03:22Ah
03:22Ah
03:24Ew
03:24Don't show that on camera
03:26Ew
03:27Ah, ah
03:28I want to hurry, I think she's getting tired
03:29You got to get her in that crib
03:30Okay, where is the crib?
03:31Uh, I think there's a nursery upstairs
03:33Here's the thing with baby Salish
03:34If she gets too tired, she can get cranky and she won't be able to sleep
03:37If she can't sleep, she cries
03:38If she cries, you lose the challenge and you get an X in the first round
03:40Okay
03:41Okay, so first you got to get her out
03:42How do I do it?
03:43You got to figure it out, there's no manual
03:44Isn't this hard parenting? Just admit it
03:46No
03:46Okay, but I'm crazy about my granddaughter
03:49Can I have your arm, please?
03:51You want to be gentle, but fast
03:52I got that
03:53Come here, ready?
03:54I won't let you drop that
03:55Come on
03:56Let's go
03:57Be nice and careful, say
03:58Hey, no
03:58All right, come on, let's go
04:00Okay, come on, this is really sweet
04:01She's going to be a great mom one day
04:02But she's not admitting that it's hard
04:04Don't worry, it's only round one
04:05And every age is going to get harder
04:07So if Salish thinks this is easy, just wait
04:15I'm watching everything on the baby monitor
04:17This is so cute
04:18This is looking good for you
04:19But she's not in the crib
04:21So you got to change her diaper and then put her down for her nap
04:24And if she doesn't fall asleep, you lose this challenge
04:26You're one step closer to parenting the meanest kids
04:29Right, we got this
04:30You want to lie down?
04:32Ready?
04:32Yay
04:33Because if you don't change the diaper now
04:34If she wakes up with a wet diaper, she's going to be really upset
04:37She's already getting a little cranky
04:38Say it's time to get her nap and nap
04:40It's okay, it's okay
04:42Come here
04:43It's okay
04:44Salish is definitely going to want to get Oakley down for a nap
04:46As soon as possible because she does not want to deal with the world's meanest kid
04:50Okay guys, now that my dad's gone, I don't need to change the diaper
04:52I'll do it when she wakes up or something
04:54She's getting sad
04:55And I want to make her happy
04:56Do you want to go to sleep?
04:57Come here
04:58Ready, be sad
04:59Did she do the diaper that fast?
05:01Wait, how did she?
05:02That was so fast
05:03That's crazy
05:05Yeah, it's okay
05:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
05:08Don't cry
05:09It's okay
05:11Yeah, it's fine
05:11They're so sweet together
05:13This is crazy
05:14Why is she crying, Sandy?
05:15What do I do?
05:17She needs her nap
05:18Okay, well, whenever she goes to bed, she starts crying
05:20Let's try this again, okay?
05:21Ready?
05:23Oh no
05:24Okay, come on, come on, come on
05:25Walk in, walk in
05:27Wait, she's being so sweet with Oakley
05:29Maybe you're just crying because you're so tired, okay?
05:31So sorry, I'll close the door
05:33Fall safe, you can
05:34Oh my gosh, I think she's the cutest baby I've ever seen
05:38She's adorable
05:38Look how cute she is
05:39Do you think you missed a nap?
05:41I mean, no
05:41Wait, I have an idea
05:43What?
05:44Where's she going?
05:45Where's she going?
05:47Hi, Oakley
05:48Did you see that smile?
05:50A meaty, smoothy smile
05:51When I go here
05:52Do you want this?
05:52Okay, okay, okay, okay
05:53Do you want it?
05:54Oh gosh, I'm a pro at this
05:56And bye
05:58Aww
05:58I think I might be a genius
06:00That was such a good idea
06:02Look how cute she is
06:03Okay, bye, good night
06:06Wait, she's
06:07She's falling asleep
06:07Are you kidding?
06:08I don't know
06:09She's almost asleep
06:09Wait, she looks tired
06:11That worked, the bottle was smart
06:12I know
06:13Well, you kind of know what you're doing
06:14But still, if she doesn't fall asleep
06:16In the next kind of minute
06:17Okay, but she's basically sleeping
06:17I think you're going to lose this challenge
06:19You can speak to her through this baby monitor
06:21Go to sleep
06:24That's it?
06:25Sleep, sleep, go, go, go
06:27Go sleep, sleep, go, go, go
06:30And time
06:31Let's see
06:33What?
06:34She's asleep
06:34What?
06:35It worked
06:36That worked
06:37That's crazy
06:38Yeah
06:38Okay, you passed that challenge
06:39I know
06:45Let's meet Oakley as a toddler
06:46If she was a real mom, the last three years would have been truly exhausting
06:51Are you tired?
06:52No, I'm not tired at all
06:52You're exhausted?
06:53I saw it in your face
06:54Sandy, replay
06:58Do you see that face?
06:59She was tired
07:00I was just like acting
07:00Love you, Mom
07:02Aw, she talks now?
07:04Yeah
07:04I love you too
07:06You know what?
07:06This is kind of tiring
07:07Do I have like a husband or something
07:09to help me and do this?
07:10Funny you should mention that
07:11Because actually that is your next challenge
07:14That's your husband
07:15Uh, what do I call him?
07:16You call me Honey, I guess
07:17What?
07:18No, I'm not gonna call you Honey
07:19You're not even actually my husband
07:20This is the first time I meet you
07:22I'll call you
07:24Logan?
07:25Yeah
07:27Nothing awkward about this
07:28For this challenge, only Salish can hear me
07:31To everyone else, she's just arguing with herself
07:33Which, let's be honest, is pretty typical for Salish
07:36For your next challenge, you and Logan have been arguing about
07:39Who is going to work and who's gonna stay home with Oakley
07:41You now have five minutes to resolve that argument
07:44If you can't resolve it, you get a strike
07:45And you're one step closer to having to parent the world's meanest kid
07:49I got that, that's easy
07:51So, I kind of want to work
07:52So, do you want to just chill with her?
07:54I mean, I've been working for 10 years
07:55I bring in all the money
07:56If you don't even have a job yet
07:57Okay, so then ask your boss to keep on paying
07:59What?
08:00You gotta work to get paid, say?
08:01I could probably ask him to get me a remote job
08:03Where like, I work from home and he pays me
08:05No, I want to see Oakley
08:06Well, we can both see Oakley
08:08But I don't want to be with you all day
08:10Well, he's your husband
08:11Can you believe all I'm in there, Salish?
08:13Salish, you got four minutes to resolve this
08:15You're not really resolving it
08:16I think I've resolved it
08:17Okay, well, what's the solution?
08:18The solution is he asks his boss to pay him
08:20Well, let's see if he finds that a good solution
08:22I mean, I can ask
08:23What if he fires me when I ask?
08:24Then we have no money
08:25Salish, you're losing it
08:26You got two minutes left
08:27Okay, okay
08:27You want to work, I want to work
08:29I want to watch Oakley
08:30How about I just find a remote job?
08:32Well, okay, great
08:34Easy
08:34All right
08:35That was easy
08:36That was the easiest challenge ever
08:37Salish is about to find out
08:39It's very hard to have a kid and a remote job
08:41Especially when you consider Oakley is now five years old
08:45Salish, are you ready to meet your five-year-old daughter?
08:48Oh my gosh
08:49Five-year-old Oakley has so much energy
08:51Yes, she has a lot of energy
08:52She is about to make life very difficult for you
08:55Because you have an interview with Mark Rober at Crunch Lab
08:58If you get the job, you pass this challenge
09:00If you don't get the job, you get your first strike
09:03You get three strikes, you know what happens
09:04Yeah, I know
09:05What happens?
09:06Then I know
09:07The world's meanest kid
09:11Are you ready?
09:12Yeah
09:12Time for your interview
09:13All right
09:14And Mark, this is Salish Matters
09:16She's going to interview for the job
09:18By the way, congrats on your nomination
09:20Oh, the Kids' Choice Awards
09:21Congrats to you, Salish
09:22I already voted for you
09:24I for sure voted for you
09:25And I voted for your dad, too
09:27Oh, wait
09:27He wasn't nominated, was he?
09:29Yeah
09:30Yeah, I wasn't nominated
09:31My name is Salish Matter
09:33And I'm 15
09:35Yeah
09:36You're not 15, you're a grown adult with kids
09:37But I mean, I'm 30
09:38I thought you said 15
09:40No, I said 30, 15
09:42So I got 30 ears in 15 seconds
09:46Today, you will be interviewing as a product designer
09:49For the Crunch Labs toys
09:50A lot of kids rely on these not only be fun, but educational
09:54I love education
09:56I just got a couple questions to test that
09:58Okay
09:59You ready?
09:59You gotta make sure Oakley is safe
10:00I'm gonna be honest
10:01I noticed out of the gate you're chewing gum
10:03Oh, no, I wasn't chewing gum
10:05What are you talking about?
10:06Oh, I thought I saw something green in your mouth
10:08I don't chew gum
10:08Salish, Salish, Oakley's gonna
10:10Oh my gosh, Oakley, don't jump on the couch
10:12Let's just start out with an easy one
10:14Sir Isaac Newton has three different laws
10:15Which one is your favorite and why?
10:18The law of physics
10:19What's that?
10:19Oh, you, law number one
10:20When an object is in motion, it stays in motion
10:23Like, do you see Oakley?
10:25She's jumping on the couch in motion
10:26And then she's staying in motion
10:28Oakley, get off of the couch
10:29Hold on, Mark
10:30Do you want to reschedule this for another time?
10:32No, no, no, no
10:32Right now's perfect
10:33I'm about to make this even more difficult for Salish
10:35I'm about to turn Oakley into twins
10:41Salish, look over to your left
10:42Oh my gosh, why are there two of them?
10:44You have twins now
10:46Salish, tell me
10:47Why do you think you're qualified for this job?
10:49Well, I go to school
10:50So I feel like that kind of automatically makes me qualified
10:53I take a physics and a chemistry class
10:55So I feel like that also helps
10:58But what's your grade in those classes?
11:00I have an IU3
11:01Salish, Salish
11:02I think it could get up to 100
11:03Hold on, Mark
11:04Oh my gosh
11:09Not everybody only parents one kid
11:11Now you know how mom and I felt
11:12Bro, all right, all right
11:14Salish, you're losing your opportunity
11:16Get back there
11:16I'm back, Mark, don't worry
11:17We can reschedule, honestly
11:19It's okay
11:20No, I really want this job
11:21Tell me about a time where you had to balance
11:22A lot of priorities
11:24Well, right now I'm balancing a lot of priorities
11:26Like I need this job
11:27I have a lot of kids
11:29I just got another one
11:30And then, but then how do you feel like this interview's going?
11:33I think it's going amazing
11:34Okay, well you're certainly an optimist
11:36Yeah
11:36I like that
11:37You have a very positive outlook on the world and yourself
11:40Hold on, Mark
11:41I'm so sorry
11:41One second
11:42Wait, which one's Oakley?
11:44You've got two Oakleys
11:44Okay
11:45We're hungry
11:46And on a typical work day
11:48Is this what it would look like?
11:49No, never
11:50This is what you do just for interviews?
11:52Make a good impression?
11:53Exactly
11:54Salish, I'm running late
11:55I got one more question
11:56She did not get this job
11:58This is what it's like parenting
11:59I'm trying to work from home
12:00Are you chewing gum?
12:01No
12:02Salish
12:03I'm not chewing gum
12:05I'm pretty sure you're chewing gum
12:08Honesty and integrity are a big part of Ernie and Crunch Labs
12:12So look, I have my decision
12:13Alright, well, you know me how much money I'll get
12:16A lot
12:17But unfortunately it won't be yours
12:19Because we're going to have to give the job to someone else
12:21Who's a little more focused
12:23And who doesn't lie about their gum chewing habits
12:25What if I take my gum out?
12:27That ship has sailed 20 minutes ago
12:29You're still chewing gum
12:30This interview's over
12:32You didn't get the job
12:33Go apply to Feastables or something
12:36Feastables
12:36I don't want to parent the meanest kid
12:39Looks like you're gonna
12:40Because you just got your first strike, say
12:42Girl
12:42That was almost too much fun
12:44Now let's see how Salish does with 10 years old
12:46She looks tired, right?
12:47I think it's starting to catch up to you
12:48This parenting thing
12:48It's a little hard, isn't it?
12:49You know what?
12:50You can just quit this challenge right now
12:51And admit
12:51No, okay, let's just go
12:52Okay
12:52This is your 10 year old daughter
12:55She's having her very first sleepover ever
12:57With her very best friend, Emma
12:59Okay
13:00Emma
13:02And you are the parent that gets to watch to make sure they're okay
13:05But guess what?
13:06There's one big challenge
13:06What?
13:07Because Emma's mother is a little intense
13:09And she has some rules you have to follow
13:11This is makeup
13:11Yeah
13:12She's way too young for all this stuff
13:13I'm a mom and I've allowed her to use skincare
13:16Are you sure this is skincare?
13:17Guarantee
13:17I guarantee
13:18Okay
13:19As mom to mom
13:20I don't want the medium suites because they get too hyper
13:22No spending money, no makeup
13:24I just want to make sure that everything goes perfectly well
13:26Yeah, she must have a fun time with you
13:28She does
13:28Yeah, yeah, I'll do all that stuff
13:30Come on
13:31Yeah, okay
13:32Yeah, I'm not doing that
13:33You have to do what she just said
13:35If you don't follow all three of those rules and the mother finds out
13:38You get a strike
13:39Okay, I know
13:39Okay
13:40Do you guys want to go to the mall?
13:41Yeah
13:42I do want to go to the mall
13:43Interesting choice
13:44Sweets, makeup, and lots of money to be spent at the mall
13:47She might regret this
13:48Let's go shopping
13:49Oh my gosh, I'm only saying this because my dad's not here
13:52But I'm starting to get a little tight
13:53Oh, oh, I'm losing them
13:54I'm going to stay away from Salish and watch everything she does from here
13:58Because I want to make it super hard for her
14:00Let's go to Sephora
14:01Yeah, let's go to Sephora
14:02Sephora has makeup
14:03Oh, no
14:04What?
14:05Salish is not a rule follower as a kid
14:07And I'll bet she won't be a rule follower as a mom either
14:09They're putting makeup on
14:10I'm totally going to get a strike
14:12I need to go get them
14:12No, guys, let's like not try anything
14:14But we want makeup
14:15Let's go into skincare
14:17I already have a ton of that stuff
14:18Yeah, me too
14:19Okay, okay, over here
14:20Whoa, look at this is such a pretty color
14:22Guys, this is going to be the most fun section you'll ever see
14:25Sunscreen section
14:27Sunscreen
14:27Oh, what about
14:28Don't put that on
14:29You don't need foundation
14:30What if we have a pimple?
14:31You guys are 10
14:32We have pimples
14:33We have
14:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
14:35You don't get us
14:36Yeah, you don't get us
14:37I was actually 10 more times
14:38I agree with my best practice
14:39Back in the olden days
14:40I was frolicking in those fields
14:42Where did they go?
14:43My story was interesting
14:44Wait, actually, where did they go?
14:46If Salish thinks this is hard
14:47Wait until she has to teach an older Oakley how to drive
14:50Because Salish doesn't know how to drive by herself
14:52Come on, we want makeup
14:53No, you can get makeup today
14:57Makeup, makeup, makeup, makeup, makeup
14:58Okay, okay, okay
14:59Skincare, skincare
15:00Guys, let's just go to the next door
15:01Come on, let's go
15:02All right, guys
15:03This is hard
15:04So I can't even imagine what the meanest kid would be like
15:07I'm about to make life much more difficult for Salish
15:10I don't think she's going to make it through this round without a strike
15:12I'm so excited
15:13Let's go
15:14Yeah
15:14Oh my god, are you serious?
15:16Can we please go to Hollister?
15:17Can we please go to Hollister?
15:18Please
15:18Can we go to Hollister?
15:19Yeah
15:20I'll watch them from afar
15:21This is awesome
15:22Oh my gosh
15:23Can we get this?
15:25That's way too short, no
15:26Mom
15:26That's not even going to fit you
15:28Look how cool this is
15:29Look at the San Francisco
15:30San Francisco
15:30San Francisco
15:31Come on, come on
15:33Look over here
15:33Oh my god
15:34Look how cute this is
15:37Salish, how are you feeling about parenting?
15:38Amazing
15:39Oh my god, I love this one
15:40We have to get it
15:41Salish, I thought there was a rule, no money
15:43Does this cost money right?
15:44Okay, okay, okay
15:44I'm about to make it way more challenging
15:46I left a credit card hanging out of her back pocket
15:49And then told the girls
15:51Is that grandma?
15:53Grandma
15:55I don't see
15:56Salish, what happened to your kids?
15:58I don't know where they go
15:59I don't know
15:59How am I going to find the kids?
16:01I don't know if she's going to find them
16:02But I think she's about to get strike number two
16:04I'm pretty sure you weren't allowed to lose the kids
16:06Has your daughter ever done this before?
16:08No
16:08No, this is nothing you would have ever done
16:09Kindest when they were babies
16:11You know that's how parents feel all the time
16:13Before you know you blink and they're 10
16:14Or 15
16:14No, I was with them for like
16:16Oh, okay
16:17Maybe they're in Ulta
16:17Oh no
16:18Yeah, maybe they're in Ulta
16:19What if they're doing makeup?
16:20Okay, yeah, let's go to Ulta
16:21They can be anywhere
16:21I feel like they would like makeup and stuff
16:23This is crazy
16:23Oh no, say that
16:23Where is Emma?
16:24I searched for her on my phone
16:25She's in the mall
16:26Where is she?
16:26You're supposed to be with her
16:27I think we really need to just find your daughter
16:29And you can get mad at me later
16:30You lost my daughter?
16:33I mean, I know she's in the mall
16:34Oh my god, I can't believe this
16:35I gotta find her and find a friend
16:36This is ridiculous
16:37I'll admit, I feel bad
16:38But parents have to watch their kids
16:40No matter what
16:41And there's consequences if you don't
16:43Where is she?
16:44I mean
16:45You need to help me find her
16:46I think it says she's in Target
16:46How did you lose her?
16:47She's supposed to be with you
16:48It says she's in the Target
16:49You were supposed to be with you
16:50She's going down
16:50Let me see it
16:52Okay, let's do pink trees
16:53It says they're right here
16:55Okay, well, where are they?
16:56You're asking me where they are?
16:57They are 10 years old
16:58I'm so excited
16:59We got our favorite drink
17:01Ooh
17:01Let's put your hat
17:03Nice
17:04There
17:04Here, put that in the cart
17:07Doing my makeup in Target
17:09What is it?
17:12Look, it says she's right here
17:13Okay, okay
17:14Where have you guys been?
17:15Uh
17:16What is that on your face?
17:17Is that sugar?
17:18She's putting on the lipstick
17:19And she's got a sweet drink
17:20Emma is never sleeping over
17:21At your place ever again
17:22Okay
17:23Did I lose?
17:24Or like
17:24I mean, I was a great parent
17:26Knock him off
17:26I think he kind of got a strike on that one
17:28Do you want to give Oakley
17:29A little lecture about running off?
17:31No, she's a perfect kid
17:32I would give you such a lecture
17:33Yeah, I know
17:34And do I listen?
17:35No
17:36How did I end up alone here?
17:38Okay, let's see Oakley at the next stage
17:39This is 15-year-old Oakley
17:45Wait, what?
17:47Does that look familiar to you?
17:48No
17:48Coming home, moody, hood on
17:50Storming up to your room
17:51I've never seen anything like that
17:52Mm-hmm
17:52Well, I see it every day
17:53Okay
17:54That's your daughter today
17:55Oh, God
17:55Good luck
17:57Abby is an actress
17:58And she actually played Salish
18:00In a video about me and Salish
18:01On Darman's channel
18:02And now she's playing Salish's daughter Oakley
18:04Your challenge is to get Oakley
18:06To tell you one thing about her day
18:08And good luck with that
18:09Because I haven't been able to do it
18:11And I've known you for 15 years
18:12That's easy, bro
18:13Getting a teenager to talk about their day
18:15Impossible
18:16Parents, you know what I'm talking about, right?
18:17When you go in there
18:18You're going to have exactly five minutes
18:19To get her to tell you one thing about her day
18:21Easy
18:22No, it's not
18:22I think it should be easy, right?
18:23That is easy, bro
18:24What are you yapping about?
18:26So I got the new Rode lip gloss
18:27And I'm thinking that it would be perfect for you know who
18:31Don't come in
18:32Does that sound familiar?
18:33That doesn't sound familiar at all
18:34It should sound familiar
18:35I always let you in
18:36Oh my God, no, Cap
18:38You say don't come in always
18:39This isn't even about us right now
18:41You need to get one piece of internet
18:42Mom, stop
18:43Well, why don't you go in?
18:44Just open the door
18:44You're the mother
18:45Okay
18:46I take your shoes off
18:47No, this is my house
18:48Mom, this is my room
18:50But you have your shoes on
18:50Yeah, but at least my shoes are cute
18:52I don't feel like taking my shoes off
18:54That was a real parenting moment
18:55I always step out and take my shoes off and go back into a room
18:58Am I allowed to do that?
18:58Oh, you can't do that, bro
19:00Bro, you cannot do that
19:01Let me just deal with this, okay?
19:03It's cool
19:03Ever heard of personal space?
19:06Anyways, how was your day today?
19:08Fine
19:08So far Salish hasn't admitted that parenting is hard
19:10But I don't think it's possible for a parent to get a kid to talk about their day in five
19:14minutes
19:14Oh, is that?
19:15Hi, friend
19:15How's your day going?
19:17She's already wasted one minute
19:18If Salish can't get Oakley to open up
19:20It will be her third strike and she'll have to parent the world's meanest kid
19:24Is that a new friend you made recently?
19:26I have a lot of friends, actually
19:27It's okay
19:28We all start somewhere
19:29How was your day?
19:30You already asked her that
19:30I know
19:30Three minutes, eh?
19:31She's gonna run out of time
19:32How was your day?
19:33Fine
19:33You've asked her that three times
19:34Might want to try different questions
19:35Anything you want to eat?
19:36Not really
19:37That sound familiar to you at all?
19:38Did you learn anything today?
19:41Awkward teen silence
19:42I know it well
19:43If Salish can't get Oakley to say one thing about her day
19:46Then she is going to be one step closer to parenting the world's meanest kid
19:50Are you still FaceTiming?
19:51I'm on mute
19:52All you gotta do is get her to say one thing about her day
19:54I know
19:54You want me to help you clean your room?
19:56It's looking
19:56Absolutely not
19:57Got a little bit away from you
19:58I'm not gonna lie
19:59You got 30 seconds
20:00I don't know
20:01She's not even gonna talk to me
20:02Yeah
20:02You're probably gonna lose
20:03A parent getting a teen to talk?
20:05Impossible
20:05You guys know what I'm talking about
20:06I don't know
20:07I need cute boys at school
20:09Oh my gosh, mom
20:10There is
20:11He's in my science class
20:12He started talking
20:12And he sits behind me in the desk
20:13And so today I just decided
20:14Well, might as well just ask
20:15And I asked for a snap
20:16And he said yes
20:16And he gave it to me
20:17And so we've been talking
20:18And he actually asked me on a date
20:20I'm so excited
20:21I'm gonna go to the date
20:22A date?
20:22Yeah, he's gonna be here in like five minutes
20:23Wait, this is your first date?
20:25I know, it's so exciting
20:26I'm so excited
20:27Okay, bye
20:27I have to get ready for my date
20:29He didn't say it was his next challenge
20:30Go
20:30I have five minutes
20:31Seriously
20:32Five minutes to get ready for a date?
20:34Um, thank you
20:35Okay
20:36I'm getting ready for the date now
20:37But I don't know what I should do
20:38With like my hair and makeup
20:39Do you think like this is Brady Carpenter look?
20:41Oh my gosh, yes
20:41Because he's like so popular
20:42And she's really popular
20:43So I feel like that would be the vibe
20:45Oakley's first date ever is about to arrive
20:48But I'm gonna tell you something
20:49He is hiding something
20:50And you have to figure out what it is
20:52Before they go on their date
20:53Okay
20:53She's going on a date
20:54Okay
20:54She's 15
20:55Okay
20:55You have raised Oakley from a baby
20:58And through 15 years of experience
20:59And she's gonna go on her first date
21:01And watch your baby girl go out on a date
21:02That's hard, right?
21:03Nope
21:03Well, just wait until you see who she's dating
21:05If you don't figure out what he's hiding
21:06You're gonna get a strike
21:07And if you get three strikes
21:08You know what happens
21:08You have to raise the world's meanest kid for 24 hours
21:12Hi
21:13Yo, is Oakley here?
21:15Um, you can come in
21:16Michael
21:17Wearing a hood on the first date
21:19What are you wearing?
21:20My mom didn't do my laundry
21:21So my options are pretty limited
21:24Casual but like still cute, you know
21:26So how do you know Oakley?
21:28She's in my English class
21:29Salish, remember he's hiding something
21:31Yeah, I'm aware
21:31Can you put your phone down while you're talking?
21:33It's kind of rude
21:34Maybe on the table would work
21:37I'm gonna have to be sassy
21:39Is she here or?
21:40I'm not done with my questions yet
21:41Came for a date, not an interrogation
21:43Oh wow
21:43So when you go on dates, you normally pay
21:46And I'm a dude, it's kind of what you do
21:48Wait, are you like saying that you go on a lot of dates?
21:50I mean, just like when I have here and there
21:53You got three minutes till Oakley comes in, I better hurry up
21:55Oh my hair is a mess too, let me just brush it up
21:58So where are you guys going?
22:00Uh, I'm just gonna take her and get some ice cream
22:02Why are you checking your phone so much?
22:04Who are you texting?
22:05Friends and stuff
22:06You have not figured out what he's hiding, but he's hiding something big
22:08Do you think I'm good?
22:09I think you're perfect
22:10Okay, okay, wish me luck
22:11Well, are you a good student?
22:13Is she here?
22:14Have you ever cheated on a test?
22:16Not on a test, nah
22:18What have you cheated on?
22:19Nothing
22:20Have you cheated on a girl?
22:23No
22:24She's coming down in 30 seconds
22:25Why do you get on checking your phone?
22:27What?
22:27Mom, what are you doing?
22:29Seriously?
22:29If they walk out the door and you didn't figure out what he's hiding, you get a strike
22:32Hey
22:34Teenagers are so awkward
22:36Why?
22:36Who's this?
22:38Are we still on for tonight?
22:40Mom, stop, you're embarrassing me
22:41He's allowed to have friends
22:42He's not like that
22:43It's Ava, that's a girl's name
22:45Wait, Ava like from class?
22:47No, no, no, different Ava
22:48I need to give you my hoodie back
22:49Okay, that sounds bad
22:50I miss you
22:51Wait, what?
22:52Who is Ava?
22:53No, it's just a
22:54Just like my cousin, she's my cousin
22:56Three kissing emojis?
23:01Get out
23:01Yeah, get out
23:03I don't want to hear it
23:06Faster, please
23:07Your mom's crazy anyway
23:08I'm crazy?
23:09No, hey mom, just let him go
23:10No, no, he's the crazy one
23:14Can you believe him, mom?
23:15Say, give her a hug, she must be sad
23:16It's gonna be okay
23:18Thanks
23:18A real hug, a parent hug
23:19It's gonna be okay
23:21Salish figured it out, she won the challenge
23:23Thanks mom, I feel a lot better
23:24After a rough first date, Salish is doing what parents do best
23:27Helping Oakley move on
23:29But 18 year old Oakley is moving out for college
23:31And has to say goodbye
23:33Since you're going off to college
23:34I got you something
23:35But you gotta keep your eyes closed, okay?
23:37Keep them close
23:38Your eyes closed
23:38Okay, are you ready?
23:40No way
23:41No way
23:42Yeah, can I open my eyes?
23:43Yeah, you can open your eyes
23:45A car
23:46I mean, this was my mom's car
23:48Then it was my brother's car
23:49Then it was my car
23:50Now it's your car
23:51It's a car
23:51Thanks mom
23:52Of course
23:54You're driving, so let's go
23:56Okay
23:58Now Oakley is 18 years old
24:00And today she's moving out of the house to go to college
24:03I taught you how to drive
24:04So like, I'm like a really good driver
24:06So I mean, you got this
24:07I taught you how to do this
24:08Here we go
24:09Put it in drive
24:12Salish taught Oakley how to drive?
24:14That's a scary thought to me
24:15Do you remember how to turn it on?
24:16Press the exit
24:18Salish's job is to take Oakley to college
24:19And if she gets emotional at any point
24:21She loses the challenge
24:22Well, I'm doing it
24:24I'll be in the car from a distance
24:25Listening to everything they're talking about
24:28I can't believe you're already going to college
24:29Kind of crazy
24:30It's all happening pretty fast, right?
24:32I can't help but think about
24:33This is going to be me and Lauren
24:34And it's going to be super hard to watch Salish go to college
24:36It's going to be my first time living without you
24:38And I kind of wonder if I'm ready
24:40The actress playing Oakley has one job
24:42Get emotional and make Salish get emotional too
24:45Could you make me a promise?
24:47For sure
24:49Can you at least not redecorate my room?
24:51Yeah, I will
24:53Okay, cool
24:53We are not going to redecorate Salish's room
24:55That's for sure
24:56I'm actually going to get emotional listening to this
24:58Well, I was kind of thinking I would use your room as like a spa room
25:02Sauna, some hot yoga, you know
25:04But it means that much to you
25:05Yeah, I guess I'll just keep it the same
25:07Are you kidding me?
25:08It's your daughter's room
25:09You leave it exactly as it is forever and ever
25:12It's nice to know that I'll still have a place to come back home
25:15There's my gym
25:18Salish, at least be supportive
25:20You don't want to act like you don't care that they're leaving
25:22I don't know, I'm kind of nervous
25:24It feels like it's the end of everything I've ever known really
25:28I'm kind of scared to do it all without you, Mom
25:31Um, I think they're turning right here
25:32But yeah, yeah
25:33Well, that's nice
25:33Salish has no idea about this
25:35But Oakley is going to get more and more emotional as this car ride continues
25:38I just can't believe it all went by so fast
25:40Ever since I was born
25:42You've been my best friend
25:44I'm so sad
25:45Tickle, tickle, tickle
25:46I won't see you every day
25:47Love you
25:49I won't see you so much
25:50It's gonna be okay
25:52We're there for all of it
25:53I guess it's just a really big day
25:56And I want to say thanks for all the times for being there for me, Mom
26:02It was really sad
26:03Let's see if Salish gets emotional too
26:05I'm gonna miss you so much
26:09Yeah, I'm gonna miss you too
26:11Nope
26:12I love you so much, Mom
26:14I love you too
26:15Oh look, we're here
26:16Oh, right
26:18Oh, go college
26:19Yeah
26:20Not a tear
26:22She wasn't emotional at all
26:23Salish was a little too casual in that drive
26:25But she didn't get emotional
26:26So so far she's passing this challenge
26:28But the challenge doesn't stop here
26:29Salish has to keep it together
26:31As she drops Oakley off
26:33At her very first day of college
26:35Salish is challenged to let her daughter go to college without getting emotional
26:38I don't know if I can do this
26:39I'm feeling really nervous
26:40You'll be fine
26:41But these books are getting kind of heavy
26:42So let's go
26:43Oh my god, are you Oakley?
26:44I'm your roommate
26:45Here, let me help with the book
26:46Yes
26:46It's so good to finally meet you
26:48We're gonna have such a good time in college
26:50If you go to college
26:51Just know your parents are crying behind closed doors
26:53Actually in four years this is gonna be Salish
26:55Yeah, you're actually
26:55Okay
26:55I know you're nervous
26:57But we're gonna have a great first year
26:58First year of college
27:01It's gonna be a good, good time
27:03That's awesome
27:04Alrighty
27:05See you in like
27:06Oh, in a couple months
27:08Let's go write another song
27:09Okay
27:10Your challenge for this round
27:11Is to hold it together
27:12While you watch your daughter go off to college
27:14You've raised her for 18 years
27:15But if you get emotional
27:17She's gonna see you
27:17And then she's gonna feel emotion too
27:18She'll feel guilt
27:19And then she won't want to go
27:20So you have to let her go
27:23Cool
27:24Yeah, I didn't think you'd lose that challenge
27:25One more challenge
27:26Here we go
27:26You have two strikes
27:27So you have to pass this last challenge
27:29I do
27:29It's ten years later
27:30And Oakley is now 28
27:32Take a guess
27:32What do you think she's doing?
27:34Mmm
27:34Maybe she's like a barista
27:36A teacher
27:37I don't know
27:38Actually, she and her college roommate
27:40Became best friends
27:41They started a band together
27:43And now Oakley is a pop star
27:46Oh my god
27:47Oakley, what's up?
27:49I've always wanted to officially meet you
27:51That's Will Roberts
27:52The paparazzi guy
27:53How's it going?
27:55Are you on like tour right now?
27:57Oh my gosh, Oakley, Oakley
27:58Can I get a selfie?
27:59I've seen you on tour so much time
28:01Oh, thank you, sweetheart
28:02Nice to meet you
28:04Oh
28:05Wow
28:05You got a quick question
28:06I know you're busy
28:06I know you're busy
28:07How'd you get here?
28:07How'd this happen?
28:08You know what?
28:09I think I owe everything to my mom
28:10I'm gonna go see her right now
28:11Okay
28:12Thanks
28:12Hey, so nice to see you
28:13Nice to see you too
28:14See you later
28:14She's gonna ask you a very important question
28:16And the answer you give her will determine whether or not you've passed the entire day
28:20Okay
28:20If you get your third strike, you have to parent the world's meanest kid
28:24Oh my gosh, mom
28:27You're so famous
28:28Oh my gosh, you're so pretty
28:29And you're my daughter?
28:30Yeah
28:31Thank you for everything
28:32All of our shows are sold out
28:33And I'm super excited because we actually are extending it by two more weeks
28:37Which is amazing
28:38But I do have a huge favor to ask from you
28:40Do you think you could watch my son for a couple more weeks?
28:42This is your final challenge
28:44Will you say yes, give up your free time and take care of your grandson
28:46Or will you keep your free time and say no
28:49Your decision determines whether or not you pass this entire day
28:52Um
28:55Yeah, of course
28:56Oh yeah
28:57Thank you
28:57Did I win?
28:58Yes, you won
28:59Good work
28:59Yeah, that was the right decision
29:01Mom, thank you
29:02I appreciate it
29:03Of course
29:03Honey, come here
29:04Grammy's gonna take care of you for the week
29:06Grammy?
29:07What, mom?
29:08Wait, the world's meanest kid is my grandson?
29:10I don't want to live with stupid granny
29:13Look, grandma
29:14I don't have a bedtime
29:15I eat what I want
29:17And quite frankly, I hate you
29:20We're working on it
29:21Okay, but thank you so much
29:23Thank you
29:23Of course, bye
29:23Thank you for watching
29:24Him, I appreciate it
29:25Dad, I won the challenge
29:26I shouldn't have to put up with this
29:27If she had lost the challenge
29:28She had to parent the meanest kid for 24 hours
29:31Now she has to do it for two weeks
29:32Oakley
29:33Oh wait, you know what
29:33Actually, I'm gonna go because I want to watch the tour
29:35Have fun
29:36Bye
29:36Oakley, wait
29:37Dad, Dad, Dad
29:38Wait, Oakley
29:39Dad, Dad
29:41I got this
29:42Where's my pizza?
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