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00:00:00All right, listen up, because the mayor has been on my ass about this case.
00:00:04Now, so far, all the evidence we've gathered all points to Diana Coleman.
00:00:10But you're wrong. Diana didn't do it.
00:00:16I'm sorry. You're the janitor.
00:00:19Well, since when the cleaning lady starts solving murder?
00:00:22And if you want to clean up this town, why don't you start by scrubbing the toilets?
00:00:25That's your job.
00:00:28James, tell your girl to shut up when grown-ups are talking.
00:00:32Sure.
00:00:52You sure that's our guy?
00:00:58Jesus. You scared the shit out of me.
00:01:00You know what, your squad are complete idiots.
00:01:01They're turning the victim into the suspect and giving the real perp time to run.
00:01:05That is the killer.
00:01:22You sure you don't want to take the credit?
00:01:23You know, the mayor knows how hard you've been working this past decade.
00:01:27Grinding undercover as an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:01:31He's been watching you.
00:01:32That's why he is officially appointing you as the new LAPD commissioner.
00:01:39Congratulations.
00:01:40Oh, you have earned this.
00:01:41What?
00:01:43This is like ten times my pay.
00:01:45Yeah.
00:01:48But I can't.
00:01:49James is the one who got that guy he deserves to be made sergeant.
00:01:53He's worked hard for this.
00:01:54And I want to be there for Jenna when she gets into prep school.
00:01:57Can you please tell them that they gave Jenna a full scholarship?
00:01:59I don't want them to know that I'm paying for it.
00:02:01Here.
00:02:07Are you fucking kidding me with this?
00:02:09You have got to stop putting him ahead of yourself.
00:02:13You are ruining your own goddamn career.
00:02:16And James?
00:02:16Oh, we have to have a serious talk about James.
00:02:19No, Dad, stop.
00:02:20James is the one for me.
00:02:23Just...
00:02:24Talk later.
00:02:31So hot.
00:02:36Honey, I'm home.
00:02:37Good job.
00:02:42Hey, babe.
00:02:48I'm watching a little home video next time.
00:02:50I think I want you to punish me being hard, right?
00:02:53James!
00:02:54You're sick!
00:02:59Jesus Christ, Karen!
00:03:00Are you heavedropping on me?
00:03:02Can't I have some privacy in my own home?
00:03:08Heavedropping?
00:03:09You're watching a sex tape of another woman in our living room!
00:03:12I thought you were the perfect man.
00:03:15But it turns out you're sick and twisted.
00:03:17But using your uniform as a sex toy?
00:03:20You're a disgrace to me and to the badge.
00:03:22You have no right to judge me.
00:03:24How I use my uniform is none of your business!
00:03:27None of my business.
00:03:29I've supported your career from day one, James.
00:03:32Well, I gave Jenna and you a home, and this is how you repay me?
00:03:36Cheating on me with this bitch?
00:03:37That is Marilyn, and she's Jenna's mother.
00:03:39We have a connection, and she provides for me in ways that you never will.
00:03:42So, you think that I have erectile dysfunction?
00:03:45No.
00:03:46I just can't get it up when I look at you, Caroline.
00:03:50So, every time you were tired, you were just saving yourself from Marilyn and your twisted fantasies.
00:03:56You're sick.
00:03:57Fuck you, James.
00:03:59Hey!
00:04:01What is going on?
00:04:04Why don't you tell her that you're cheating on your wife with your ex?
00:04:11What?
00:04:11Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:15Ew, what the fuck?
00:04:17You have no right to judge me, okay?
00:04:18You're just a cleaning lady.
00:04:19All right, you make less than a waitress.
00:04:21If it weren't for us, you'd be homeless.
00:04:24Homeless.
00:04:25Okay, let's talk about homeless, James.
00:04:28Five years ago, you were broke and on the streets.
00:04:32I took you off the streets.
00:04:34I covered your debts.
00:04:35I gave you and Jenna a home.
00:04:39Without me, you would be dead in a gutter.
00:04:43My father was right about me.
00:04:46Oh, God.
00:04:48I guess it's time for me to take off the rest and take glasses.
00:04:50Hey, don't talk to my dad like that.
00:04:53No one made you choose us.
00:04:55No one forced you and twisted your arm to help us.
00:04:57And don't act like my dad's some charity case, okay?
00:05:01We went from living in your tiny little one-bedroom apartment to this house.
00:05:04And you knew my dad had potential.
00:05:05He's a great cop.
00:05:07And she is my real mom.
00:05:09You could never be anything close to that.
00:05:12You knew.
00:05:14You knew he was cheating and you covered it up.
00:05:17Jenna,
00:05:20I loved you like you were my own daughter.
00:05:22Keep your dirty hands away from me.
00:05:25My dad got a promotion with double pay, so he's totally out of your league now.
00:05:29Plus, I got into prep school with a full scholarship.
00:05:31And if they knew that my mom cleans toilets, I'd be a joke.
00:05:35You know what you are.
00:05:37You're like a spade door.
00:05:40You're stuck around, but you don't really add value.
00:05:43You're useless.
00:05:46Useless.
00:05:49James, you don't feel the same way, do you?
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53I sure do.
00:06:00James!
00:06:01Baby!
00:06:02You left our toys in the office.
00:06:07You left our toys in the office.
00:06:10Wow.
00:06:11Now, Marilyn looks amazing.
00:06:13Hi, Mom.
00:06:14I missed you.
00:06:19Hi, sweetie.
00:06:21It must be Caroline.
00:06:23Nice to meet you.
00:06:25I'm Marilyn.
00:06:27James's ex-wife.
00:06:29I just brought in some toys.
00:06:34You know, you understand, right?
00:06:37So this is what you've been doing behind my back?
00:06:40Fine.
00:06:41I feel like S&M so much, maybe I should discipline you.
00:06:45Hey!
00:06:45What are you doing?
00:06:48Get away from my mom!
00:06:49She is my family.
00:06:50Leave.
00:06:51Nobody wants you here.
00:06:52Oh, wait.
00:06:54Care, don't forget your bills, bitch.
00:06:59Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:07:02Caroline, you racked up some debt.
00:07:07No, I...
00:07:08It's because you and Jenna kept running up the cards.
00:07:10I've been covering you for years.
00:07:15Bullshit.
00:07:17Look, they all have your name on it.
00:07:19You've been digging into my paycheck to cover your own ass, haven't you?
00:07:23Look, I'm a really decent guy.
00:07:25You don't have nowhere to go.
00:07:28So you either accept the situation with Marilyn or sit on the street.
00:07:33Exactly.
00:07:34My parents were just on a break.
00:07:37You're a homewrecker that took advantage of that.
00:07:39I mean, if it wasn't for my dad, you'd be homeless.
00:07:42So, don't you see, Caroline?
00:07:44We're helping you.
00:07:45Don't be stupid.
00:07:47This is insane.
00:07:48They actually think they're helping me?
00:07:51That all the credit card debts are mine when they're the ones spending the money?
00:07:56No, I don't care if these bills are in my name.
00:07:58I'm not paying a dime.
00:08:00Really?
00:08:01So what?
00:08:02You're just going to take on the IRS now?
00:08:04Well, I guess you better buy a tent before you sleep on the freeway.
00:08:07You know, you should be on your knees begging for forgiveness.
00:08:09But no!
00:08:10You're too proud.
00:08:12You know, don't say we didn't try to help you when you're dumpster diving through your
00:08:15dinner.
00:08:16You know what?
00:08:16We'll see who's on the streets after this.
00:08:19Caroline, please.
00:08:21There's no need to be this hostile.
00:08:25We can figure something out.
00:08:27You know, James and I, we just have this soul-level connection.
00:08:35You said that you're a little vanilla.
00:08:39There's nothing wrong with that, but I'm just adding a little spice.
00:08:45That's okay.
00:08:46We can share him.
00:08:48Was I talking to you?
00:08:50Was I?
00:09:13You hit me?
00:09:15Oh, because of this war?
00:09:17You better be careful with your words, Caroline, and learn your place.
00:09:21From now on, you're the maid, the nanny, and the janitor.
00:09:25And you will serve us on your knees.
00:09:27Otherwise, you will not see a fucking dime from me.
00:09:33I don't want your money, James.
00:09:38You can take your card back.
00:09:41I never spent a cent.
00:09:43And for the record, I never wanted your money.
00:09:47I just wanted your love and support.
00:09:50You don't deserve our respect, Caroline.
00:09:52You're a cleaning lady, and you cannot live without me.
00:09:55You will be homeless and buried in debt before long.
00:09:58So don't bite the head at the beach.
00:10:00Exactly.
00:10:01Meanwhile, my dad's career is only rising.
00:10:04The police commissioner has noticed his talent, and he's getting promoted to sergeant soon.
00:10:09No, you won't.
00:10:13Because I am the commissioner.
00:10:19Don't we all love role-playing?
00:10:21But if you're the commissioner, I'm the president of the United States.
00:10:28Soon enough, you'll be on your knees calling me master, begging for forgiveness.
00:10:35Would you stop with the fantasy?
00:10:37My career stalled because of you.
00:10:39Because I married some cleaning lady.
00:10:41It was the biggest mistake of my life, and I fucking hate you.
00:10:43Well, I fucking hate you too, James.
00:10:46I never should have given you a chance.
00:10:48That was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:10:49But you know what?
00:10:51I'm glad you showed me who you really were.
00:10:55Because now, now I'm taking back everything.
00:11:02Sweetie, we can still make something work.
00:11:05Listen, if you can handle watching us making out in front of you,
00:11:11I'm pretty sure James would let you stay.
00:11:14He likes that kind of thing.
00:11:16Ew!
00:11:17Mom, no!
00:11:18Just stop!
00:11:19Just kick her out already.
00:11:20I mean, she could drop dead for all I care.
00:11:23The three of us, we are the real family.
00:11:26She's a nobody.
00:11:28Jenna, I've raised you for five years when this woman walked out on both of you.
00:11:33You said that you loved me like a real mom.
00:11:37I guess all of us was fake.
00:11:40Please.
00:11:41My dad was the only one who actually raised me.
00:11:43He worked his ass off.
00:11:44And what did you do?
00:11:45You twiddled a toilet brush and binge-watched Drama Wave all day.
00:11:49I mean, stop living in your fantasy, Caroline.
00:11:52Nobody's coming to save you.
00:11:54I guess I did a pretty bad job of raising you.
00:11:59Otherwise, you wouldn't be such a spineless rat.
00:12:01Did you just call me a rat?
00:12:03Don't worry.
00:12:04Don't worry.
00:12:04I won't get in the way of your happy little family anymore.
00:12:06I'm done.
00:12:08It's not enough for Caroline just to walk away like this.
00:12:12I need her divorce, James, ASAP so I can get my hands on his assets.
00:12:17Caroline!
00:12:18Step right there.
00:12:21Now what?
00:12:22Now what?
00:12:22You can leave, but not with those clothes and wearing that jewelry.
00:12:36Yeah, they don't belong to you.
00:12:38Leave them.
00:12:38What?
00:12:40What is this?
00:12:41I paid for these myself.
00:12:46Get off of me!
00:12:50Did you just hit my wife?
00:12:53Dad, she's a psycho bitch who's trying to hurt mom.
00:12:56I mean, she needs to be out of our life for good.
00:12:58Divorce her!
00:12:59Please!
00:12:59You want me to divorce her?
00:13:01You want a divorce?
00:13:02Where are the papers?
00:13:03Where are the fucking papers?
00:13:04I'll sign.
00:13:34Caroline, there's all your stuff.
00:13:37Oh, and don't forget about your precious little toilet brush.
00:13:42Now get lost.
00:13:46My parents are getting remarried soon,
00:13:48so we don't need you and your janitor trash
00:13:50stinking up our house.
00:14:03Now get out of my sight, Caroline.
00:14:11Cheers to our new chapter.
00:14:24Dad, you were right all along.
00:14:27And never should have left home for him.
00:14:32You're welcome to come home anytime.
00:14:37Dad.
00:14:41Okay, not really sure what's going on,
00:14:44but no matter what happens,
00:14:46I'm always on your side,
00:14:48and you'll always be my little girl, okay?
00:14:52Come on, let's get out of here.
00:14:55Dad, let's go.
00:14:56Come on, sweetie.
00:15:02Okay, I'm not trying to say I told you so,
00:15:05but I saw right through him from day one.
00:15:08And I'm sorry I was so hard on you about the marriage,
00:15:10but I was trying to protect you.
00:15:16He doesn't deserve you, Caroline.
00:15:19And I'm going to make sure
00:15:20no one ever hurts my daughter like that again, okay?
00:15:25Thank you, Dad.
00:15:26Dad.
00:15:27It's okay.
00:15:32Dad, thank you.
00:15:33Look, I know that you mean well,
00:15:36but this is my mess.
00:15:40I have to clean it up.
00:15:42God, if he ever knew who you really were,
00:15:44they never had the balls to treat you like shit.
00:15:48I mean, he was up to his eyeballs
00:15:49and dead when we met him.
00:15:52I thought if he knew who I really was,
00:15:54it would make him so insecure.
00:15:56You're right.
00:15:57I know.
00:15:58I never should have dimmed in my light for anyone else.
00:16:02I thought about it.
00:16:06I'm going to accept the police commission.
00:16:18James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:32James, you're in for quite a surprise.
00:16:35Mom's back, Dad's getting promoted,
00:16:37and I'm going off to prep school soon.
00:16:39This is just the best day ever.
00:16:44Talk to me.
00:16:48What?
00:16:50Caroline went to Mark?
00:16:54Caroline didn't rat us south to Mark, did she?
00:16:57If she ruined your promotion,
00:16:58Dad, you're going to lose your job,
00:16:59and I can't go to Air One anymore.
00:17:01You will still get your daily
00:17:02Hailey Bieber smoothie from Air One,
00:17:03but that bitch is trying to ruin me.
00:17:05I should go to Mark that's bad.
00:17:17Easy.
00:17:19Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:17:21You're still the top performer in Mark's team.
00:17:25He's on your side.
00:17:26Just call him and see what's going on.
00:17:40You're a uniform, Commissioner.
00:17:44You sure you want to do this at the ceremony?
00:17:47It's time for me to get rid of my old baggage.
00:17:50Whether that's my ex-uniform or my ex-husband.
00:17:56I have to let go of the past.
00:17:58I need to be my true self.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:10Hey, Mark.
00:18:11It's James.
00:18:13Listen, I know that there's been a lot of drama lately,
00:18:15but I just want to make sure that
00:18:16it doesn't reflect poorly on you or their department.
00:18:19I mean, you know me.
00:18:20I am a team player.
00:18:21Oh, that's all right, James.
00:18:23Everything's fine.
00:18:24I just wanted to make sure you were going to be there
00:18:27for the swearing-in ceremony tomorrow.
00:18:29You know, between you and me,
00:18:31the Commissioner herself has a surprise for you.
00:18:34Oh, and she said to make sure you bring the whole family
00:18:36so they can be a part of the big moment.
00:18:40I swear it's going to be something really special.
00:18:45How did it go?
00:18:47Well, I don't want to jinx it,
00:18:50but he invited us to the Commissioner's Ceremony,
00:18:53and he said to bring my family, so...
00:18:56I think I'm getting promoted!
00:18:58Okay, Dad, that's double the salary, right?
00:19:01Yeah, that's right.
00:19:01James, I never should have left you in the first place.
00:19:06It gave Caroline a chance to slip through the cracks.
00:19:10I was young and scared.
00:19:13I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner.
00:19:16I never stopped loving you.
00:19:19And now that we're back together as a family,
00:19:22I'm never walking away again.
00:19:25James, let's get married again.
00:19:27Let's do it.
00:19:28You don't worry about that, bitch.
00:19:30You're the only one for me.
00:19:33Tonight, I'm the master and you're the slave.
00:19:41OMG, Dad, this is so fancy.
00:19:45Jenna, when your father gets promoted,
00:19:47he'll be like a king around here.
00:19:52Yeah, I guess I am going to be a hit on show.
00:19:54James!
00:19:56Commissioner handles promotions where it is.
00:19:59You're getting bumped up today.
00:20:00Congrats!
00:20:01Thanks, Ham.
00:20:02But we gotta keep you quiet.
00:20:04We gotta stay low-key.
00:20:06I am so glad Caroline's not here for your big moment, Dad.
00:20:09I mean, imagine bringing her here,
00:20:11a janitor standing right next to you.
00:20:13God, she is so useless.
00:20:14Nothing but dead weight.
00:20:18Our new LAPD commissioner will be here any minute.
00:20:21I want all units on standby.
00:20:23Yes, sir.
00:20:32Your key card, Madam Commissioner.
00:20:36Everything's set.
00:20:41Give me a second.
00:20:41I'm having a really proud moment right now.
00:20:44Thanks, Dad.
00:20:46It's time to give James and his family a little surprise.
00:20:51You know what?
00:20:52I heard the commissioner worked undercover in the department for years.
00:20:56Now he's everyone, inside and out.
00:20:58For her to invite your whole family,
00:21:02she must like you.
00:21:06You're golden, boy.
00:21:07Oh, don't worry.
00:21:08I was just doing my job.
00:21:10Just doing my job.
00:21:11But you said her?
00:21:13A female undercover police officer.
00:21:15That sounds hot.
00:21:17Her husband must be a lucky guy.
00:21:19I'm kind of jealous.
00:21:20You know, she or my mom,
00:21:20I could shoplift from every store on Rodeo Drive and get away with it.
00:21:23God, that would be so fun.
00:21:24Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
00:21:26When I get my promotion,
00:21:27you will still be able to do that.
00:21:29The commissioner is going to be here very soon.
00:21:33Our future is in this woman's hands.
00:21:36I am so proud of you, honey.
00:21:40This is your time to shine.
00:21:42I'm so happy that you came back in my life
00:21:44and helped me dump that useless janitor.
00:21:46I mean, she's just dead weight.
00:21:49Don't worry, man.
00:21:50I will give you the life that you want.
00:21:52I will give you everything.
00:21:59I don't need your permission to take what's mine.
00:22:03I'm going to take it all.
00:22:05You idiots.
00:22:07Guys, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:10Can you believe it?
00:22:27James, isn't it funny that the moment you dump Caroline,
00:22:31your career skyrockets?
00:22:33I guess it is pretty crazy that my luck changes the second that she's gone.
00:22:38I mean, the only thing she's good for is scrubbing shit off the toilet bowls.
00:22:41And she thought she was good enough to be my mother.
00:22:43What a joke.
00:22:45I am so glad that we have found each other again.
00:22:50Alan, after I get this promotion,
00:22:53you can start playing that dream wedding of ours.
00:22:57Everyone, the commissioner is coming in.
00:22:59Let's go.
00:23:00Let's go.
00:23:00Let's go.
00:23:02Salute.
00:23:23Long time no see.
00:23:26Caroline, what are you doing in a uniform?
00:23:30Oh, wait.
00:23:32You're the commissioner?
00:23:33No.
00:23:34Holy shit.
00:23:35This whole time.
00:23:37Oh.
00:23:38That's right, Detective Hamm.
00:23:40I am.
00:23:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:44Oh, I get it.
00:23:45You're a little upset with what we did to you,
00:23:47so you're here playing dress up in a Halloween costume,
00:23:49pretending to be the commissioner.
00:23:51I mean, everybody knows that this is a joke, right?
00:23:53Exactly.
00:23:54Dad said the new commissioner used to be an internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:23:57I mean, hand-picked by the mayor.
00:23:59She solved hundreds of major cases.
00:24:01Sure shit isn't some cleaning lady.
00:24:04Do not ruin the commissioner's celebration, Caroline.
00:24:07This is my family's big day,
00:24:09so leave now or you'll regret it.
00:24:11Leave?
00:24:12Now, why would I leave?
00:24:13This is my office.
00:24:15In fact, I'm the person that you're waiting for.
00:24:20Caroline, I warned you.
00:24:21Now you are officially obstructing the police proceeding.
00:24:23I will place you under arrest.
00:24:25Now, are you sure you really want to arrest your boss?
00:24:30Holy shit.
00:24:31Is that the police commissioner's badge?
00:24:33There's only one person that's got a copy of that.
00:24:36I told you she was the new commissioner.
00:24:38Nobody listens to me.
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:46It's clearly fake.
00:24:47I mean, she obviously stole that.
00:24:49She's my ex-wife.
00:24:50She's just a stupid janitor.
00:24:52Everybody else here knows that, right?
00:24:54Well, yeah, because if Caroline was really the commissioner,
00:24:56that would make you an absolute idiot to get rid of her.
00:25:00Now, the real commissioner will be here any second.
00:25:02And when she sees this stunt, she's going to lose her shit.
00:25:06Guys, I need this promotion.
00:25:08So go ahead and get rid of her.
00:25:10Now!
00:25:11Look, aren't you sure?
00:25:13I guess it's got to be.
00:25:14I mean, I'm not taking heat over just a janitor.
00:25:19All right.
00:25:20You know, enough is enough.
00:25:21You're coming with me.
00:25:22You've got to go.
00:25:23Hold on.
00:25:24Before you boys make the biggest mistake of your life,
00:25:27why don't you try swiping this on the door of the commissioner's office?
00:25:32All right, then you'll see.
00:25:36Word is the commissioner spent years undercover in the headquarters.
00:25:40What if it's really her?
00:25:41She seems awfully sure of herself.
00:25:43Maybe we should just let her try.
00:25:45No, no, no, guys.
00:25:46Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:25:48She's clearly just stalling us.
00:25:50But, James, you know, we can't be sure.
00:25:53I mean, she's got the card and the badge and everything.
00:25:55If the card doesn't work and the door doesn't open, then we can cuff her.
00:26:00Ooh.
00:26:02Getting scared?
00:26:03No.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05Let's just do it already.
00:26:07Right.
00:26:20You've been pacing for five minutes already.
00:26:22Just swipe the damn card.
00:26:24I'm curious.
00:26:26How are you going to feel when that door opens?
00:26:30Terror?
00:26:31Or regret?
00:26:32God damn it, Caroline.
00:26:33Just cut the crap.
00:26:35It's clear she's a fraud.
00:26:36And she's too scared to even try it.
00:26:40You stop wasting all this time.
00:26:45The commissioner will be here any second.
00:26:48James, I promised you'd come crawling back begging for mercy.
00:26:54Well, when this door opens, I'll make good on that promise.
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:58If that door actually opens, I will worship your feet and then grovel for your mercy.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:06Yes, you will.
00:27:21See what I'm saying?
00:27:23Go ahead and quit this stupid act.
00:27:25This is not going to win me back.
00:27:27Now go ahead and arrest her before the commissioner gets here.
00:27:29She's wasting police time.
00:27:31You stupid bitch.
00:27:32You just can't accept getting kicked out of our house, can you?
00:27:36Aw, poor Caroline.
00:27:39Homeless and broke.
00:27:41You should have taken up on my offer.
00:27:52What?
00:27:55I swiped the wrong side.
00:28:04Surprise.
00:28:08Swiped the wrong side.
00:28:13Surprise.
00:28:21James.
00:28:23Time to get your promise.
00:28:25Uniform, the key card, the whole sort of proves she's the commissioner, right?
00:28:28It has to be.
00:28:29You called it, right?
00:28:30We almost let James destroy our careers.
00:28:33Dad, what if she actually is?
00:28:35After all that awful stuff we said about her?
00:28:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:39That is not right.
00:28:40She is my ex-wife.
00:28:42She's just a janitor.
00:28:43She clearly stole that badge.
00:28:45I'd like to know more.
00:28:47Caroline, you shameless whore.
00:28:48You follow me here.
00:28:49You fake that uniform.
00:28:50And you think I'm going to come crawling back to you?
00:28:52Oh, don't think so highly of yourself, James.
00:28:55I'm not here for you.
00:28:56I'm here to work.
00:29:01Caroline.
00:29:29Caroline, what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:29:30James, stop her.
00:29:33The champagne's for the commissioner.
00:29:35You two aren't technically divorced yet.
00:29:39So if she ruins this party, it will blow back on you.
00:29:42Caroline, stop.
00:29:44I said stop it now.
00:29:45You're doing this just to get back at me, aren't you?
00:29:48I told you, this is my celebration.
00:29:50Including the champagne.
00:29:52I put it down.
00:29:52For you?
00:29:53The only thing I ask for you is to sell it.
00:29:55And we will arrest you.
00:29:57Damn!
00:30:01You cuff me and I will have your ass in your circle platter.
00:30:04So try me.
00:30:04I'll wear you.
00:30:05Shut up, Caroline.
00:30:07And stop lying.
00:30:08That champagne is for the commissioner only.
00:30:10I will say this one last time.
00:30:12The champagne is mine.
00:30:13And I will drink it.
00:30:15If you're doing this, don't embarrass me in front of the commissioner, you bitch.
00:30:25Let go, let go, let go!
00:30:27Don't you dare touch me again, James.
00:30:30After everything that you've done, I will make you pay today.
00:30:37You bitch, how dare you hit my dad?
00:30:41Oh, I haven't even started.
00:30:42You haven't seen anything yet.
00:30:54You fucking bitch!
00:30:56I will fucking end you.
00:30:57I'm not going to let you ruin my career!
00:31:05You touch me again, and I will shove your balls to the back of your dirty throat.
00:31:10James, what are you looking?
00:31:11I'll fucking kill you!
00:31:13The commissioner is almost here.
00:31:15Your pathetic little revenge plot ends now.
00:31:18You're right.
00:31:19I am here for a lounge.
00:31:23I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done.
00:31:29Wait, is that the official police commissioner's badge?
00:31:32Caroline really is the new commissioner.
00:31:35Good thing we backed off when she told us to.
00:31:39Poor James is in a world of shit.
00:31:42Oh my God, Dad.
00:31:43If she really is the commissioner, we're fucked.
00:31:45James, go apologize.
00:31:49Now, I am not going down with you.
00:31:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54This is not real.
00:31:55No, this is a fucked up prank.
00:31:57Five years, and I did nothing but love and respect you.
00:32:02And yet you cheated on me, and you disrespected the badge.
00:32:05So as commissioner, we're firing you, effective immediately.
00:32:10No, wait.
00:32:10You do not have that authority.
00:32:12She's not the commissioner.
00:32:14Look at that badge.
00:32:15Look at that uniform.
00:32:16It's all fake.
00:32:17She didn't even do her research.
00:32:19Yeah, why is her uniform different?
00:32:22Exactly.
00:32:23We've never seen that uniform before.
00:32:24She's impersonating an officer, and she should be arrested.
00:32:27Oh, Dad, you're right.
00:32:29Caroline impersonating law enforcement is a felony.
00:32:31Of course you haven't seen this uniform.
00:32:33It's above your ranking.
00:32:34The mayor had this customly addressed for me.
00:32:39Enough of the bullshit.
00:32:40We are sick of your lies.
00:32:41Now arrest her now.
00:32:46Wait.
00:32:47Yeah, I've seen commissioner Collins wear that exact same thing before.
00:32:52Well, looks like him is the only detective deserving of a promotion here.
00:32:58Are you sure that that's not the commissioner's uniform?
00:33:02Well, not 100%, but it looks legit.
00:33:05Why not call Collins?
00:33:07If she's really the commissioner, he'd know.
00:33:10Yeah, you're right.
00:33:11Collins will not put up with this bullshit.
00:33:14Caroline, you're about to be in a world of shit.
00:33:16I'm calling Chief Deputy Collins, and he's going to bury you.
00:33:19Be my guest.
00:33:20Yes, Chief Collins?
00:33:22Yeah, this is James.
00:33:23We have somebody impersonating the commissioner, and I think you should come take a look.
00:33:29What?
00:33:29We can't have this in our precinct.
00:33:31Detain her.
00:33:32Immediately.
00:33:33I'm on my way.
00:33:35Chief Collins will be here any minute, and soon we'll expose all your lies.
00:33:39Fine.
00:33:40Let's wait and see.
00:33:42James, lock her up already.
00:33:44The commissioner and Mark will be here any minute, and if they see this mess, it will be on you.
00:33:50Well, you better divorce her, and distance yourself, because she will ruin you.
00:33:56You're absolutely right.
00:33:57I do need to divorce her immediately.
00:34:01I need you all to go stall Mark and the commissioner.
00:34:04I'll handle this.
00:34:05Good idea.
00:34:05I'll see what we can do.
00:34:07I hope you know what you're doing, James.
00:34:12Here's the divorce agreement.
00:34:14Sign it.
00:34:15Do you have any idea what divorcing me actually means?
00:34:17It means I'm finally going to be free.
00:34:19Free from your crazy ass.
00:34:21Caroline, I know why you met Mark yesterday.
00:34:23You were trying to take my dad's promotion.
00:34:26Thankfully, the commissioner was smart enough to see right through your lunacy.
00:34:29Caroline, James took care of you for five years, and this is how you repay him?
00:34:35That's low, even for someone like you.
00:34:41All right, Smith.
00:34:44Chief!
00:34:47Thank God you're here, Chief.
00:34:48I'm sorry about the mess, but it's my ex-wife.
00:34:50She's just...
00:34:51I'll arrest her immediately.
00:34:54All right, just relax.
00:34:56I'll handle her.
00:34:57She's right there.
00:34:58You mean handle me, Chief?
00:35:00Why don't you take a good look?
00:35:03Tell them who I really am.
00:35:06Sure.
00:35:12Lady, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:35:14You got some brass balls on you sitting in that commissioner's chair wearing our uniform and badge.
00:35:19Get your ass out of there.
00:35:21Whatever this is you're doing, you're done.
00:35:24What?
00:35:24Wait, you mean you really don't know who I am?
00:35:26Cut the act, Caroline.
00:35:28You know, if you really are the commissioner, why does the chief not know who you are?
00:35:39And who the hell cracked that open?
00:35:41That was meant for the commissioner.
00:35:43I did, of course.
00:35:45Because I am the commissioner.
00:35:47You?
00:35:50Chief, do not listen to her.
00:35:51She's just my ex-wife.
00:35:52She's some crazy cleaning lady, and she's just doing all this just to get back with me.
00:35:56You're a real nut job, lady.
00:35:58Clean up that champagne tower before the real commissioner gets here.
00:36:01Now, make it snappy, or I'll make sure you rot in prison.
00:36:05I don't like your tone very much.
00:36:07Chief, are you sure you don't want to verify who I am?
00:36:12Yeah, sure.
00:36:13Chief here has been overseeing every LAPD appointment for the last eight years.
00:36:16He knows this place inside and out.
00:36:18Just face it, Caroline, you're done for.
00:36:21Okay, last eight years.
00:36:22That makes sense that you don't know me.
00:36:24I went undercover ten years ago.
00:36:29Are you kidding me?
00:36:31Hell, you're not even 30.
00:36:32You want me to believe you've been undercover for the last ten years?
00:36:36Don't listen to her, Chief.
00:36:37She's just my crazy ex-wife.
00:36:38Ever since I dumped her, she's been acting all crazy and pulling this crazy shit.
00:36:42Why don't we just arrest her already?
00:36:44Collins, as the new commissioner,
00:36:46I'd advise you to think very carefully before making the next move.
00:36:50They say the new commissioner went on an undercover assignment ten years ago.
00:36:55I never did meet her.
00:36:57What if?
00:36:58Do not listen to her.
00:36:59She's playing mind games right now.
00:37:03Totally.
00:37:04She can't stand that my parents are back together and my dad's getting a promotion.
00:37:08Exactly.
00:37:09That makes sense.
00:37:12Harrison, arrest her.
00:37:16Collins, the system doesn't lie.
00:37:19Right?
00:37:20So run my name and then we'll see the truth.
00:37:23Lady, this is a waste of my time.
00:37:26I think I know a liar when I see one.
00:37:29If I don't belong here, then how did I even get in?
00:37:31This floor is personnel only.
00:37:34Badge verified.
00:37:36Shit.
00:37:37But, you know, she's right.
00:37:39Security on this level is airtight.
00:37:42The only way you could have gotten in here is if...
00:37:45Collins, she obviously stole it.
00:37:46She's been a cleaning lady here for ten years.
00:37:49Now, James, I'm sorry.
00:37:51Better safe than sorry.
00:37:52Harrison, take her the iPad and have her enter in her badge number.
00:37:56Every officer on the force is in that system, even ones who have been undercover.
00:38:00So if you are the commissioner, prove it.
00:38:07Let's find out.
00:38:26Well, it looks like your scam is finally up.
00:38:28Now put your hands behind your back.
00:38:31Shit.
00:38:32That crazy bitch almost had me.
00:38:35I see.
00:38:36Your clearance level is too low to access my information.
00:38:40Would you stop lying, you crazy bitch?
00:38:42Collins, let's give you a minute to handle some personal business and then arrest her.
00:38:46All right, James.
00:38:47But make it snappy.
00:38:48I want this whole thing wrapped up before the commissioner gets here.
00:38:52Now sign the damn divorce papers.
00:38:54You ruined my life once, and I have a bright future.
00:38:56So I'm not going to let you ruin anything.
00:38:58Ruined you.
00:39:00I saved you from the streets when you and your daughter couldn't afford fast food.
00:39:04I got you this job.
00:39:06I paid your bills.
00:39:08I fought for your career.
00:39:10And you?
00:39:12Well, you ran back to this whore who left you with nothing.
00:39:16So tell me, how exactly did I ruin you?
00:39:19Would you stop taking credit for my success?
00:39:21I busted my ass to get where I am, and you did nothing.
00:39:25I did everything.
00:39:26Let me be clear.
00:39:28James, I told Mark to promote you.
00:39:30I did everything.
00:39:31You would be on the streets without me.
00:39:35You see what I'm saying?
00:39:37She's lost her mind.
00:39:39She thinks Mark takes orders from her.
00:39:41It's pathetic.
00:39:42This is a sad, desperate attempt for you to stay off the streets.
00:39:46What's next, Caroline?
00:39:48You'll fire James if he have sex to?
00:39:53Actually, yes.
00:39:54I can, and I will.
00:39:57Oh, God.
00:39:58You're not going to prison.
00:39:59You're going to a psych ward.
00:40:01Stop lying.
00:40:01Everyone here knows you're a joke.
00:40:04You know what?
00:40:05I guess I am a joke.
00:40:07I wasted years of my life on an ungrateful husband and his vicious little brat.
00:40:12Yeah, whatever.
00:40:13Just sign the damn divorce papers because Collins is waiting to arrest you.
00:40:16Don't worry.
00:40:17I will.
00:40:18And then I'll have nothing to do with you again.
00:40:21Ashley, hold on.
00:40:23What is it, Jen?
00:40:25This is an addendum.
00:40:27Sign it, too.
00:40:28That way your debts stay your debts, and my dad's assets belong to us only, and you can't take a
00:40:33penny.
00:40:35Five years, Jenna.
00:40:39Five years.
00:40:40I've wasted.
00:40:41My God, I should have just gotten a dog.
00:40:43At least it would be loyal.
00:40:44My dad busted his ass for his money, and you're just a parasite loser that latched on to him, so
00:40:49you can fuck off.
00:40:53Wake up, idiot.
00:40:55Your dad's paycheck won't even cover the interest of his debts.
00:40:59You mean your debts?
00:41:00I paid mine.
00:41:02No, no.
00:41:02I don't have any debts.
00:41:04That was all you.
00:41:05And for five years, I paid those bills every single month.
00:41:11We should ask him, you know, the worst he can do is say no.
00:41:16Director Mark, James is here.
00:41:19Can we hand him his promotion papers?
00:41:22Promotion papers?
00:41:24Have you met Caroline?
00:41:27Caroline.
00:41:29I know it.
00:41:31Shit.
00:41:32Do you think Mark and the commissioner know about the Champagne Tower?
00:41:34What are we going to do?
00:41:36Oh, uh, oh, James and her, well, they're having a friendly little chat.
00:41:43Friendly?
00:41:44Don't tell me Caroline went soft again on that bastard.
00:41:48Fine.
00:41:49Take the papers and be Caroline's backup.
00:41:51I'll be right there.
00:41:53Yeah.
00:41:55You are a cleaning lady.
00:41:57How could I possibly have more debt than you?
00:41:59You can't even take care of yourself, and you're trying to say that you can take care of me?
00:42:01The debts are all yours, okay?
00:42:04So stop stalling and sign the damn papers!
00:42:08James, you are a high school dropout with zero qualifications.
00:42:13How do you think you got that badge?
00:42:15Because it sure as hell wasn't through hard work.
00:42:20I got here from pure hard work, and you're just some crazy bitch that's trying to take credit for my
00:42:25success!
00:42:25All right, I'll sign the papers, but don't come crying to me later.
00:42:40Thank God.
00:42:43Fine.
00:42:51Good job, honey.
00:42:53I'm so proud of you.
00:42:54I've raised you well.
00:42:56Finally.
00:42:58All the money and the shopping.
00:43:00I wonder where we should go.
00:43:03The police commissioner is waiting for us.
00:43:06Yes, sir.
00:43:06Everyone with me.
00:43:09All right.
00:43:11Mark's on his way.
00:43:12I hope you're ready to face the consequences of your actions, James.
00:43:16Spare me.
00:43:18Collins is about to cart your ass to jail, and the commissioner will be here any minute to give me
00:43:23my promotion in person.
00:43:25Wow, she's really Delulo.
00:43:28She thinks she can boss around the director?
00:43:31Chief Collins, we're done here.
00:43:34I'll let you take it from here.
00:43:38Harrison, let's take her in.
00:43:42Wait, stop!
00:43:48Mark just gave the order.
00:43:53Wait!
00:43:55Mark just gave the order.
00:43:57What order?
00:43:59He said he wants us to be Caroline's backup.
00:44:06He's on his way.
00:44:07Caroline's back?
00:44:08What does she need backup for?
00:44:10So she can actually order Mark around?
00:44:12Wait, what is the deal with you and director Mark?
00:44:14Just wait.
00:44:15He'll explain everything.
00:44:17Wait, so Mark is coming here under his own accord for you.
00:44:22There's got to be something else going on.
00:44:24Were you cheating on me this entire time?
00:44:27You don't worry about it, James.
00:44:29Look at what I got here.
00:44:31Mark told me to bring you promotion papers.
00:44:35You're still his golden boy.
00:44:38Well, yeah.
00:44:40Yeah?
00:44:41Yeah!
00:44:42See for yourself, Sergeant James.
00:44:48Baby, you did it.
00:44:50You're officially a sergeant.
00:44:54This is the best day ever.
00:44:56My dad gets promoted, and we're finally done with this bitch.
00:45:00Don't you think the party's a little premature?
00:45:03Without Mark's official approval, that's as good as toilet paper.
00:45:09Are you stupid and blind?
00:45:11It clearly says promoted to sergeant.
00:45:14I do.
00:45:16Straight from the committee.
00:45:17Mark couldn't nullify this, even if he paid.
00:45:21Forget about her, James.
00:45:23Now, when you're officially divorced, let's think about our wedding.
00:45:28Don't worry, babe.
00:45:29That'll happen soon.
00:45:30Listen, this cleaning lady is so beneath me.
00:45:34I'm so glad that I dumped her.
00:45:39James, what goes around comes around.
00:45:42I hope you know what's coming.
00:45:44Dad, just ignore this bitch.
00:45:46We'll be getting rich while she rots in prison.
00:45:50So smug and so stupid.
00:45:53Cut the bullshit, Caroline.
00:45:55You're done.
00:45:55Now, based on Ham's word alone,
00:45:58are you really sure about this promotion?
00:46:01What the hell are you playing at?
00:46:03I mean, Ham's just a detective.
00:46:05He's not authorized to make appointments.
00:46:09That comes from Mark himself.
00:46:11So unless Mark says your name,
00:46:13that promotion means nothing.
00:46:16You know, she's kind of right.
00:46:17But how the hell does she know our appointment protocols?
00:46:22Because I created it.
00:46:28Because I created it.
00:46:33Wait.
00:46:34Does that mean she can actually be the commissioner?
00:46:38No, no.
00:46:40Mark's busy,
00:46:41so he asked me
00:46:43to bring the appointment papers
00:46:46and announce it.
00:46:49Huh.
00:46:49Did Mark really say that?
00:46:52Let's call him and find out.
00:46:55Caroline, stop already.
00:46:56You are making a fool of yourself.
00:46:58You know, Ham wouldn't be here
00:46:59without Mark's blessing.
00:47:01So, I mean, God,
00:47:03I hate desperate people.
00:47:05You are literally giving me the air.
00:47:07Exactly.
00:47:08How would a clueless toilet scrubber
00:47:12know anything about police hire her here?
00:47:15She just can't stand that I'm moving up in the world
00:47:17while she's sitting rock bottom.
00:47:19After all, she is going to jail.
00:47:21You are so right, honey.
00:47:24She spends her day
00:47:25toilet scrubbing,
00:47:27so of course she doesn't know
00:47:28how the real world works.
00:47:31I'm so glad that you're divorced now.
00:47:35Caroline, maybe you should
00:47:36toss away your toilet brush
00:47:39and get a little taste of the real world.
00:47:42And yet you're the one
00:47:43who married the toilet scrubber,
00:47:45right?
00:47:46Spending all that time
00:47:47at rock bottom with you,
00:47:49I learned a lot of valuable lessons.
00:47:51Shut up already!
00:47:57Oh, it's Mark.
00:47:59He's probably calling to congratulate me.
00:48:01Dad, put it on speaker.
00:48:03Let her hear it.
00:48:04Might as well expose her to the act.
00:48:07Mark, I just want to say
00:48:08thank you for trusting me, sir.
00:48:10I just got handed the commercial papers.
00:48:13James, listen carefully.
00:48:15Your promotion is suspended.
00:48:23Uh, what more?
00:48:25No, no, you just gave me
00:48:27the promotion papers.
00:48:28Why would you suspend it immediately?
00:48:29I only had Ham bring
00:48:31the papers open for storage.
00:48:33I never authorized anything.
00:48:36Okay.
00:48:37Yeah, I got it.
00:48:39I will be there shortly.
00:48:41Stay where you are.
00:48:43Yes, sir.
00:48:44What happened to Mark?
00:48:46Why is your promotion
00:48:47getting suspended?
00:48:48Oh, please, God.
00:48:49No more drama.
00:48:50I mean, this is all her fault.
00:48:52No, no, Mark is
00:48:53on his way here right now
00:48:54to, you know,
00:48:55tell me in person.
00:48:58Well, like I said,
00:48:59Mark won't promote you
00:49:00without me authorizing it.
00:49:02You know, just shut up, Caroline.
00:49:04Mark wouldn't be making
00:49:05a personal appearance
00:49:07if he didn't respect my dad.
00:49:09Exactly.
00:49:11James was the star
00:49:12our auxiliary officer,
00:49:14and the commissioner
00:49:15asked ourselves
00:49:17to come in here
00:49:18for a special surprise
00:49:20so he will
00:49:22get promoted.
00:49:24Don't get ahead of yourselves.
00:49:26I told Mark to come.
00:49:28Believe it or not,
00:49:29everything in this world
00:49:30doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:32Stop talking about it.
00:49:33When Mark gets you,
00:49:34I'll arrest you in front of him.
00:49:35You're done.
00:49:37Dad, it's been an hour.
00:49:38I mean, who is
00:49:39the commissioner anyways,
00:49:40and what is this
00:49:41big surprise?
00:49:43The answer to both
00:49:44of those questions
00:49:46is...
00:49:46me.
00:49:51You, Caroline,
00:49:53stop the act already.
00:49:55I'm not coming back to you.
00:49:58I mean, stop dreaming, Caroline.
00:50:00The commissioner is a renowned
00:50:01internal affairs intelligence agent.
00:50:04The mayor kisses her ass.
00:50:06I married you because
00:50:07you seem sweet and innocent.
00:50:09But the reality is,
00:50:11you're one of the most
00:50:12deranged bitches
00:50:13I've ever met in my life.
00:50:14And you'll make a very nice addition
00:50:16to Skidwell.
00:50:17Aw, poor little Caroline.
00:50:21She can't accept the fact
00:50:23that I'm a better woman
00:50:27than her.
00:50:29I guess her shock
00:50:30must have broken her.
00:50:31That's why she's acting so crazy.
00:50:35All right.
00:50:36You clearly don't buy it.
00:50:38Go ahead and call Mark.
00:50:41Oh, Commissioner Caroline.
00:50:44Should I bow out
00:50:45on your feet right now?
00:50:48Walk faster.
00:50:49Let's not keep Caroline waiting.
00:50:51So, Commissioner,
00:50:52what's the order?
00:50:53Are you going to have
00:50:54Mark fire me on the spot?
00:50:56Yeah, are you going to get me
00:50:57kicked out of prep school, too?
00:50:59Ooh, I'm dying to know.
00:51:01What about me, Commissioner?
00:51:04What is my punishment?
00:51:06Enjoy your little show
00:51:07while you can.
00:51:09When Mark gets here,
00:51:11it's over.
00:51:12Ooh, I can't wait.
00:51:15James, get your ass
00:51:16out here now.
00:51:22What the hell is going on?
00:51:25Sir, where's the commission?
00:51:26I was going to escort you guys in.
00:51:34Are you okay?
00:51:36He didn't hurt you, did he?
00:51:38Hey, no, I'm fine.
00:51:43Why is she acting so cozy
00:51:45with the director?
00:51:46Is she his side piece
00:51:47or something?
00:51:48Hey, you shut that hole
00:51:50in your face.
00:51:51This is the commissioner's
00:51:52swearing-in ceremony.
00:51:54Show some goddamn respect.
00:51:57No, no, no, no, Mark, Mark.
00:51:58You got it all wrong.
00:51:59She's got the fake uniform
00:52:01and badge.
00:52:02She's impersonating
00:52:02the commissioner
00:52:03and we were just about
00:52:03to arrest her.
00:52:04Are you out of
00:52:05your fucking mind?
00:52:08You're going to arrest
00:52:09Caroline?
00:52:11She means everything.
00:52:12You lay a finger on her
00:52:13and I will destroy you.
00:52:16Why do you care about
00:52:17so much?
00:52:19You two are sleeping
00:52:21together, aren't you?
00:52:22Stop!
00:52:24You watch your mouth, boy.
00:52:27I told you when he arrived
00:52:28you'd be finished.
00:52:31Dad, Caroline's been cheating
00:52:33on you with the director
00:52:33this whole time,
00:52:34but she's still trying
00:52:35to gaslight and guilt trip
00:52:36you about Mom?
00:52:37You're right.
00:52:38It looks like the cleaning lady
00:52:39found herself a sugar daddy.
00:52:41A cheating scumbag
00:52:43and an ungrateful press.
00:52:45You have abused Caroline
00:52:46for five years
00:52:47and today I'm going to
00:52:48make you pay for it.
00:52:50Wait, Mark.
00:52:51This is a personal problem
00:52:52between me and her.
00:52:53You cannot abuse your power
00:52:54to help her.
00:52:55Fine, then.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:57Let's do official business first.
00:52:58Hand me that promotion paper.
00:53:05James,
00:53:07as director of the LAPD,
00:53:09I hereby revoke
00:53:11your promotion
00:53:11effective immediately.
00:53:17You are abusing your power.
00:53:19You do not have
00:53:20the authority to do this.
00:53:21Chief,
00:53:22aren't you going to say something?
00:53:24Hey, Mark.
00:53:25He's right.
00:53:26A committee made this decision
00:53:28and you don't have
00:53:30the power to override it.
00:53:32The commissioner delegated me.
00:53:34And Collins,
00:53:36back off James Kacer.
00:53:37I'll have you answer
00:53:38to the commissioner yourself.
00:53:39How's that?
00:53:42Chief,
00:53:43aren't you going to help me?
00:53:45I'm sorry, James.
00:53:47There's nothing I can do.
00:53:49He's got the backing
00:53:50of the commissioner
00:53:50and
00:53:52you may have barked
00:53:53up the wrong tree
00:53:54on this one.
00:53:55I have to go.
00:54:04Caroline, you fucking bitch.
00:54:06Seducing older men
00:54:07and calling me the cheater?
00:54:09No wonder you wanted
00:54:10that divorce so quick.
00:54:11You found yourself
00:54:12a sugar daddy.
00:54:13Wow, all these years
00:54:14acting all warm and righteous.
00:54:16But really,
00:54:17you were just a snake
00:54:17all along, huh?
00:54:18You were quite the actress, Caroline.
00:54:22Acting all hurt
00:54:23when James dumped you.
00:54:25But you were already
00:54:26sleeping your way
00:54:27to the top.
00:54:29It all makes sense now.
00:54:31Mark's side piece
00:54:32gets special treatment.
00:54:34Exactly.
00:54:35Mark wouldn't protect her
00:54:37for nothing.
00:54:38My relationship with Mark
00:54:40is none of your business.
00:54:42None of my business?
00:54:43We were married for five years
00:54:44and you call me the cheater?
00:54:46This guy's old enough
00:54:47to be your father.
00:54:48I guess you'll just sleep
00:54:49with anything that's old
00:54:51and has authority.
00:54:52James,
00:54:54you watch your fucking mouth
00:54:56or I will beat you
00:54:57fucking senseless.
00:54:59What?
00:55:00Hierarchy aside,
00:55:01you've been wooded
00:55:02for 20 years.
00:55:03But I guess you found yourself
00:55:04a sugar baby.
00:55:05Congratulations.
00:55:08God damn,
00:55:09that felt good.
00:55:12Everybody look.
00:55:13He's hitting me
00:55:14to cover up for his mistress.
00:55:17Definitely reporting this
00:55:18to the commissioner.
00:55:19I'm warning you.
00:55:21You say one more word
00:55:23to slander my daughter
00:55:24and I swear by God
00:55:25and Sonny Jesus,
00:55:26I will have every officer here
00:55:28use you for fucking target practice.
00:55:31Your daughter?
00:55:37I thought of my fucking ass.
00:55:40More like daddy's little side piece.
00:55:43Mark,
00:55:44if she was really your daughter,
00:55:45why don't you have
00:55:45the same last name?
00:55:47Caroline,
00:55:47I mean,
00:55:48we were married for five years
00:55:49and you never once
00:55:50talked about your father
00:55:51and now he shows up
00:55:53and he's the director
00:55:54of the LAPD?
00:55:56What kind of shit show
00:55:57are you running here?
00:55:59Dude,
00:55:59I've known Mark forever.
00:56:00He's never mentioned
00:56:01anything about a daughter.
00:56:03Something smells
00:56:03as fishy as
00:56:04seven-day-old tuna here.
00:56:06Who says I have to take
00:56:07my father's last name?
00:56:09It's the 21st century.
00:56:11I took my mom so much.
00:56:13Spare me the bullshit.
00:56:14You've been screwing
00:56:15this old fucker
00:56:16behind my back
00:56:16this entire time.
00:56:18I bet you couldn't wait
00:56:19to dump me
00:56:19so you can go play
00:56:20house with daddy.
00:56:21Dad's right.
00:56:22You only married him
00:56:23to cover up
00:56:24your nasty little affair.
00:56:25You played us all.
00:56:26I am so sick
00:56:28and tired
00:56:28of this horse shit.
00:56:30Throw these losers
00:56:31out on their asses.
00:56:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:56:33You cannot throw us
00:56:34out like garbage.
00:56:35The commissioner
00:56:36invited us here
00:56:37herself.
00:56:38I'm gonna get that promotion
00:56:39and your asses
00:56:40are gonna be
00:56:41in a shit load of shit.
00:56:42I'm sorry,
00:56:43are you still dreaming
00:56:44about that promotion?
00:56:45It's time to wake up.
00:56:49The commissioner
00:56:50already promised
00:56:52James his badge.
00:56:53So when she gets here,
00:56:55we will tell her
00:56:56all about
00:56:58your sick
00:56:59little relationship.
00:57:01Thank you
00:57:02for reminding me.
00:57:03The commissioner
00:57:04did want you
00:57:05to have this
00:57:06and I personally
00:57:08made some adjustments
00:57:09myself for your situation.
00:57:11Dad,
00:57:12these must be
00:57:12your promotion papers.
00:57:14They're gonna be sergeant.
00:57:15Honey,
00:57:17congrats.
00:57:18Uh,
00:57:19please remember
00:57:20what you promised me.
00:57:21Oh,
00:57:22well,
00:57:22I always keep
00:57:23my promises.
00:57:24Okay,
00:57:24well,
00:57:24come on already,
00:57:25open them.
00:57:25Okay,
00:57:26wait,
00:57:26wait.
00:57:28What the actual
00:57:30fuck?
00:57:31Termination notice?
00:57:34What kind of show
00:57:35is it?
00:57:36Okay,
00:57:37you did this.
00:57:38You
00:57:39backstabbing bitch.
00:57:40I told you before,
00:57:41you're fired,
00:57:42asshole.
00:57:43Effective immediately.
00:57:44Boss,
00:57:45come on.
00:57:46Mark,
00:57:46please,
00:57:47please.
00:57:48You know,
00:57:48I've worked my ass off
00:57:49for the last five years.
00:57:52I'm a good cop.
00:57:53The commissioner
00:57:54wouldn't throw me out
00:57:54like this.
00:57:55Caroline is pulling strings
00:57:57and you're letting her
00:57:57get away with it.
00:57:58You cheated on your wife
00:58:00and embarrassed
00:58:00the entire department.
00:58:02You broke every rule
00:58:03in the book.
00:58:04I'm letting you off easy.
00:58:06Getting canned?
00:58:07I mean,
00:58:08come on,
00:58:08that's the least you deserve.
00:58:09Deserve?
00:58:13I'm reporting
00:58:14both your asses
00:58:15to the commissioner.
00:58:15I want to talk
00:58:16to the commissioner
00:58:16right fucking now.
00:58:18Regardless
00:58:19of what the commissioner
00:58:20says,
00:58:21I am director
00:58:22of the LAPD
00:58:23and I am telling you,
00:58:25James,
00:58:26you're fucking fired.
00:58:28How many times
00:58:29do I have to tell you
00:58:30to take the trash out?
00:58:31No,
00:58:31no,
00:58:31this is an abuse
00:58:33apparently.
00:58:33Oh, no.
00:58:34You can't just,
00:58:34I gave my,
00:58:35I want to talk
00:58:36to the commissioner.
00:58:37I want my revolution.
00:58:39You still buying
00:58:39my daughter's scout
00:58:40cookies?
00:58:48Well,
00:58:48this is settled
00:58:49for now,
00:58:50but knowing that
00:58:50piece of shit,
00:58:51he's not going
00:58:52to give up that easy.
00:58:54I'm being generous,
00:58:55just firing him.
00:58:56If he doesn't let it go,
00:58:57then I'll escalate
00:58:58the case.
00:59:03This is all
00:59:04your fault.
00:59:05You stupid bitch.
00:59:07If I hadn't been
00:59:07seduced by you,
00:59:08I would still have my job.
00:59:10Dad,
00:59:11stop.
00:59:12You're going to kill mom.
00:59:13Please.
00:59:15You're not.
00:59:20I just lost my job.
00:59:22What am I going to do?
00:59:22I'm going to be homeless again.
00:59:24Baby,
00:59:25but you know
00:59:26I love you so much.
00:59:28It has to be Caroline.
00:59:30She's completely
00:59:31destroying us.
00:59:32That's true,
00:59:33Dad.
00:59:33We just need to find
00:59:34the commissioner
00:59:34and tell her
00:59:35about this whole situation
00:59:36and that's the only way
00:59:37we can get revenge
00:59:38and get our life back.
00:59:39But we don't even
00:59:40know her last name.
00:59:42How are we going
00:59:43to do that?
00:59:45Wait a minute.
00:59:46I know
00:59:47who could help us.
00:59:49Miss Lane,
00:59:50the mayor's wife.
00:59:54What are you talking about?
00:59:56The mayor.
00:59:57William Kane's birthday
00:59:59is in two days
01:00:00and Miss Lane
01:00:01is throwing this
01:00:02huge party.
01:00:03The commissioner
01:00:04is going to be there.
01:00:06We're going to crush
01:00:07the party
01:00:07and we're going to tell her
01:00:09all about this little two.
01:00:11Holy shit, mom.
01:00:12That's brilliant.
01:00:13And then when the commissioner
01:00:14finds out about all of this,
01:00:16Dad will get his job back
01:00:17and get promoted to sergeant.
01:00:18Exactly.
01:00:20Marilyn,
01:00:21I love you.
01:00:22I'm so sorry
01:00:23for choking you
01:00:23but you helped me
01:00:24get my job back
01:00:24and I promise
01:00:25I'll make it up
01:00:25to you big time.
01:00:26We're family, James.
01:00:28I would do anything
01:00:29for you.
01:00:32God, I love you.
01:00:34Love?
01:00:36Please.
01:00:36More like I need access
01:00:38to that bank account
01:00:39to cover my debts.
01:00:44Who's that?
01:00:45Hello.
01:00:46Is this Jenna Smith?
01:00:47Yeah, that's me.
01:00:48Miss Smith.
01:00:49I regret to tell you
01:00:51that your stepmothers
01:00:52holded tuition payments.
01:00:54Unfortunately,
01:00:55we have to let
01:00:56your placement go.
01:00:57Wait, tuition?
01:00:58I thought I had
01:00:59a full scholarship.
01:01:00You can't just kick me out.
01:01:01Oh, no.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04I'm sorry.
01:01:05That was a white lie.
01:01:07Miss Carolyn Johnson
01:01:08offered to pay
01:01:09double tuition
01:01:10to get you enrolled.
01:01:11Without that,
01:01:12you actually
01:01:13aren't quite qualified
01:01:14to attend.
01:01:21They just kicked me out.
01:01:23This is the worst day ever.
01:01:24No, no, no, no,
01:01:25don't cry, baby girl.
01:01:26Look, look,
01:01:27there's got to be a mistake.
01:01:29I mean, she's just a
01:01:30cleaning lady.
01:01:30How does she have
01:01:31money for tuition?
01:01:32It's got to be
01:01:33Caroline fucking
01:01:34with us again.
01:01:35We've got to nail
01:01:36these bastards
01:01:36before they
01:01:38completely destroy us.
01:01:39What do we do?
01:01:40We're just going to go
01:01:41home from now.
01:01:42I'm going to figure it out.
01:01:43I promise.
01:01:43Let's go.
01:01:43Okay.
01:01:51Jesus.
01:01:53What are you guys
01:01:54doing in my room?
01:01:55Sweetheart,
01:01:55it's okay.
01:01:56We just want to make sure
01:01:57nobody ever messes
01:01:58with you ever again.
01:01:59And from now on,
01:02:01I'm assigning
01:02:01bodyguard protection
01:02:0224-7.
01:02:03Dad, come on.
01:02:04I don't need babysitters.
01:02:06This is all my fault.
01:02:09I wasn't there for you
01:02:10when you needed me.
01:02:11And that's why
01:02:12James hurts you
01:02:13and I swear
01:02:13I will never
01:02:14let that happen again.
01:02:15Look, Dad.
01:02:16Look, I know
01:02:17that James hurt me,
01:02:19but I can't live
01:02:20my life as a prisoner.
01:02:22Please.
01:02:23Caroline, please.
01:02:24Just...
01:02:24No, Dad.
01:02:25No, I am going
01:02:26to the mayor's
01:02:26birthday party tonight
01:02:27alone.
01:02:29No bodyguards.
01:02:30Caroline.
01:02:31No.
01:02:34Caroline, wait.
01:02:45This is my house.
01:02:46You can't just
01:02:47take it from me.
01:02:51At least tell me
01:02:52what the fuck
01:02:52is going on.
01:02:53James Smith, right?
01:02:55Your medical bills
01:02:56and credit cards
01:02:56are way past
01:02:57their due date.
01:02:58Bankhead has come
01:02:59to seize the property,
01:02:59so you can pack
01:03:01your stuff
01:03:01and get lost.
01:03:03No, you have it wrong.
01:03:04Those are my ex-wife's debts.
01:03:05They're not mine.
01:03:07Funny, because
01:03:07your name is
01:03:09all over
01:03:10the bills here.
01:03:12Looks like your
01:03:12saint of an ex-wife
01:03:14has been covering
01:03:14your ass
01:03:14for the last five years.
01:03:16Looks like the gravy train
01:03:17has finally come
01:03:18to a screeching halt.
01:03:19Choo-choo.
01:03:24Jesus Christ!
01:03:26What's up
01:03:26with all these bills?
01:03:28Is that why
01:03:29you came back to me?
01:03:30I had no idea.
01:03:31Caroline was
01:03:32covering for me.
01:03:33Dad,
01:03:34you lost your job
01:03:34in our house?
01:03:35We're going to be homeless!
01:03:36We're not going to be homeless.
01:03:37I did not
01:03:38sign up
01:03:39to be broke
01:03:40and homeless
01:03:41with you, James.
01:03:43I'm out.
01:03:45Mom!
01:03:49I'm out.
01:03:51Mom,
01:03:52you can't leave us again.
01:03:53Please.
01:03:53Babe, please, please.
01:03:54We used to have
01:03:55the mayor's party.
01:03:56We will rat Caroline
01:03:57and mark out
01:03:57to the mayor.
01:03:58I'll be back on the force.
01:04:00Everything will be fine.
01:04:01Mom, just give Dad
01:04:01one more shot.
01:04:03Fine.
01:04:04Last chance.
01:04:05But if you don't
01:04:06figure out your shits,
01:04:07I'm done for good.
01:04:19Wow.
01:04:21Caroline,
01:04:21I am so thrilled
01:04:22that you can make it.
01:04:23And thank you
01:04:24from the bottom
01:04:25of my heart
01:04:26for everything
01:04:26that you've done
01:04:27for the last 10 years.
01:04:28I know it wasn't easy.
01:04:29You were my guest
01:04:30of honor tonight.
01:04:31You're too kind, sir.
01:04:33It's an honor
01:04:33to serve my country,
01:04:34just doing my job.
01:04:36You know,
01:04:37there's a lot of people
01:04:38from City Hall here.
01:04:39It would be my pleasure
01:04:40to introduce you.
01:04:41I don't want to divulge
01:04:42into politics,
01:04:43but please enjoy
01:04:44your evening
01:04:44with your guests.
01:04:46Very well, then.
01:04:47I'll be around
01:04:48if you need me.
01:04:49Anything.
01:04:50Thank you, sir.
01:04:51And happy birthday.
01:04:53Right this way,
01:04:54Commissioner.
01:04:57Commissioner.
01:04:58Commissioner.
01:05:03Oh, my God.
01:05:06Jesus, this place is insane.
01:05:07As long as the Commissioner
01:05:08is here,
01:05:08I am not finished yet.
01:05:10James,
01:05:11Miss Lane loves me.
01:05:13I've been kissing her ass
01:05:14for years now,
01:05:15so she'll get us
01:05:16in front of the Commissioner,
01:05:18no problem.
01:05:29Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:33Hey, what are you doing here?
01:05:37You bitch.
01:05:38You ruined our lives yesterday,
01:05:40yet you had the nerve
01:05:41to show up here.
01:05:42Still can't get over my man,
01:05:44you pathetic little whore.
01:05:47Makes me sick
01:05:48even looking at you.
01:05:50Oh, stop flattering yourself.
01:05:52I don't need your permission
01:05:53to be here.
01:05:54I was invited.
01:05:56Invited?
01:05:57You?
01:05:58This is Mr. Lane's party
01:06:00and we are VIP guests.
01:06:03The Commissioner will be here too.
01:06:04My dad is going to report
01:06:05you and Mark.
01:06:07Let's see if the Commissioner
01:06:08takes you seriously.
01:06:09We know the Mayor's wife
01:06:11personally.
01:06:13She will believe us.
01:06:14Funny.
01:06:15So do I.
01:06:16Let's see how you plan
01:06:17on reporting me.
01:06:18Listen, Caroline,
01:06:19I do not care if you're
01:06:20Mark's mistress or his daughter.
01:06:21He cannot protect you
01:06:23if he's not here.
01:06:24Don't waste your breath,
01:06:25James.
01:06:26Come on,
01:06:26Ms. Lane's waiting.
01:06:38All right, guys.
01:06:39The Commissioner's
01:06:39going to be here
01:06:40so we have to find her now.
01:06:41Names?
01:06:42May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:46May I see your invitation, please?
01:06:50Oh, you're Mrs. Lane's guest.
01:06:53She specifically emphasized
01:06:54we should take excellent care of you.
01:06:58James, when Ms. Lane arrives,
01:07:00she'll introduce you
01:07:01to the Commissioner.
01:07:16Hey, tell me your invitation.
01:07:20Oh, my goodness.
01:07:23The Mayor's VIP guest.
01:07:25Right this way.
01:07:27How did a janitor
01:07:28get on the Mayor's radar?
01:07:30And a VIP guest?
01:07:32She's sleeping with Mark.
01:07:33He obviously gave her
01:07:35that invitation.
01:07:37Absolutely.
01:07:38We have to get the slut
01:07:39out of here
01:07:39before she ruins
01:07:40the whole party.
01:07:41Listen, you cannot let her in.
01:07:43She's my ex-wife
01:07:43and she's crazy.
01:07:44Just a janitor.
01:07:45She would never make it
01:07:46on the invitation
01:07:47for the Mayor.
01:07:48Yeah, I guess that
01:07:49makes sense.
01:07:50And you are
01:07:51Mrs. Lane's VIP guest,
01:07:53so I'm going to follow their lead.
01:07:56Ma'am, you don't belong here.
01:07:59Please leave.
01:08:02I would be very careful, miss.
01:08:04The Mayor will be furious
01:08:05if you bounce his VIP guest.
01:08:07Caroline, enough.
01:08:09Just because you're sleeping
01:08:10with Mark
01:08:11does not make you untouchable.
01:08:12Now what?
01:08:13You're just cozying up
01:08:14to the Mayor?
01:08:14Get out
01:08:15before you're thrown out.
01:08:16You better back down
01:08:17before I lose my temper.
01:08:19I will not go easy
01:08:19on you this time.
01:08:20Stop the act!
01:08:22Mark's not here
01:08:23to protect you.
01:08:25Where can I report you
01:08:26and Mark
01:08:27to the Commissioner?
01:08:29I am the Commissioner
01:08:30and I'm not going to
01:08:31tell you again.
01:08:34You're still acting?
01:08:35Well, everybody here
01:08:36is a cop.
01:08:37Do you guys recognize her?
01:08:39No!
01:08:39I don't recognize her at all.
01:08:41Never seen her before?
01:08:43I've been undercover
01:08:44for ten years.
01:08:45Of course, no one
01:08:46from HQ recognizes me.
01:08:47Go ahead, ask the Mayor.
01:08:51I do not have time
01:08:52for this, okay?
01:08:53Enough of these
01:08:54childish games, all right?
01:08:55You're just Mark's side piece.
01:08:56That's the only reason
01:08:57that you are not
01:08:58locked up right now.
01:08:59Mark's mistress?
01:09:01Such a big age gap.
01:09:02Gross.
01:09:03If the Commissioner
01:09:03finds out,
01:09:04she'll definitely
01:09:05fire Mark.
01:09:06She is just
01:09:07my crazy ex-stepmom.
01:09:09She got my dad fired
01:09:10and now she's
01:09:11following him here
01:09:12to harass him.
01:09:13She's an absolute psycho.
01:09:17James is remarrying me.
01:09:20Very soon.
01:09:22So stop chasing him
01:09:23or people will start
01:09:25calling you
01:09:26the home right there.
01:09:28I think we both know
01:09:30who the home right there is here.
01:09:32Don't listen to her mom.
01:09:34She is just bitter
01:09:35that we're a happy family again.
01:09:36A total gold digger.
01:09:38You destroyed
01:09:39my promotion yesterday.
01:09:40And what?
01:09:41You came here
01:09:41to ruin the party too?
01:09:42I have had it
01:09:43with you in my life.
01:09:45Throw her out now.
01:09:49You do not
01:09:50work for them, okay?
01:09:51You work for the mayor.
01:09:52If you do anything
01:09:53that these clowns
01:09:54tell you to do,
01:09:54you're out of a job.
01:09:55Do it!
01:09:56Kick her out!
01:09:57I will deal
01:09:57with any problems.
01:09:59Don't.
01:10:03We're Miss Lane's people.
01:10:05You cross us
01:10:06and you cross
01:10:07her.
01:10:09I suggest you
01:10:10be very smart
01:10:11about this.
01:10:13All right, ma'am.
01:10:14I'm going to have
01:10:14to ask you to leave.
01:10:16Hi, William.
01:10:17Look, I'm so sorry
01:10:18to bother you,
01:10:19but there's been
01:10:20a bit of a situation.
01:10:22I'm in the banquet hall.
01:10:24I need you to come
01:10:25here right away.
01:10:27Wait.
01:10:29She knows the mayor
01:10:30personally?
01:10:31Is she actually...
01:10:36Are you kidding me?
01:10:38She's just a janitor.
01:10:40Caroline, sweetie,
01:10:41just go.
01:10:42We'll let this slide.
01:10:44Mark is not going in here
01:10:46to protect you
01:10:47and save you tonight.
01:10:48The mayor's on his way.
01:10:50It's time to put
01:10:50all this to rest.
01:10:51Only Mr. Lane's
01:10:53VIP guests
01:10:53get his personal attention.
01:10:55Her status must be
01:10:56extraordinary.
01:10:58Wait.
01:10:59In L.A.,
01:11:00the only person
01:11:00who gets his reception
01:11:01is the commissioner.
01:11:03What?
01:11:03Could she really
01:11:04be the commissioner?
01:11:05I guess it makes sense
01:11:07no one can recognize her.
01:11:08She's been undercover
01:11:09with her full time.
01:11:10Do not buy her lies.
01:11:11She doesn't know Mr. Lane.
01:11:13The mayor's going to
01:11:14personally throw out
01:11:14this fraud
01:11:15when he gets here.
01:11:16Keep talking, James.
01:11:17In about two minutes,
01:11:18you're going to be
01:11:18eating those words.
01:11:19I don't have time
01:11:20for this nonsense.
01:11:21Throw her out now
01:11:22or I'll arrest you, too.
01:11:24Don't you dare touch me
01:11:26unless you want
01:11:26to lose your jobs.
01:11:28Stop embarrassing
01:11:29yourself, Caroline.
01:11:32James replaced you
01:11:33with me.
01:11:35Because you are just
01:11:37a worthless cleaning lady.
01:11:40Nothing more than that.
01:11:44I've shown you
01:11:44a lot of mercy,
01:11:46but look at me.
01:11:47If you keep pushing me,
01:11:48it's over.
01:11:49I'm going to destroy
01:11:50every single one of you.
01:11:52Enough!
01:11:53Mark is not here
01:11:54to protect you.
01:11:55Time to put you
01:11:55where you belong.
01:11:56Now take this trash
01:11:57out to the streets.
01:11:59You're digging
01:11:59your own grave, James.
01:12:01This is your last chance.
01:12:02I'm warning you.
01:12:03Get off me.
01:12:05All right,
01:12:05I guess we'll see
01:12:06what happens.
01:12:16What the hell
01:12:17are you people doing?
01:12:19Oh, Mr. Lane,
01:12:22this imposter
01:12:23was causing chaos
01:12:24at your event.
01:12:25She's claiming
01:12:26to be the commissioner.
01:12:27Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:29Imposter?
01:12:29Yes, sir.
01:12:30She even had the audacity
01:12:32to claim she's
01:12:32your VIP guest.
01:12:34Absolutely ridiculous.
01:12:36Thankfully,
01:12:37Mr. Smith here,
01:12:37he exposed her
01:12:39just in the nick of time.
01:12:40Otherwise,
01:12:41she'd have slipped
01:12:42into your banquet.
01:12:43Right.
01:12:46Oh, William!
01:12:49So,
01:12:50you must be
01:12:51Caroline's
01:12:51ex-husband.
01:12:55Nice to meet you,
01:12:55Mr. Lane.
01:13:00Sir,
01:13:00I am.
01:13:02We were invited
01:13:03by your wife,
01:13:04Mrs. Lane.
01:13:04So,
01:13:05you're the one
01:13:05who wanted to
01:13:06throw Caroline out?
01:13:07That's right.
01:13:08Just want to make sure
01:13:09everything goes orderly
01:13:09on your big night.
01:13:10She's just a cleaning lady,
01:13:12and we just went through
01:13:12a messy divorce,
01:13:13so her mental health
01:13:14is all over the place.
01:13:16She keeps rambling
01:13:17on and on
01:13:17about being
01:13:18the new
01:13:18police commissioner.
01:13:20But don't worry, sir,
01:13:21I am on your side,
01:13:22and I won't let her
01:13:23ruin your night.
01:13:31Don't you
01:13:31ever disrespect
01:13:32Caroline like that.
01:13:35Why would you
01:13:36hit me?
01:13:36I'm friends
01:13:37with Mrs. Lane!
01:13:38I don't care
01:13:39who you claim
01:13:40to be friends with.
01:13:42This is somebody
01:13:43that I look up to,
01:13:44and you
01:13:45don't deserve
01:13:46to color yourself.
01:13:47an officer
01:13:47of the law.
01:13:48You are
01:13:49absolutely
01:13:49freaking
01:13:50clueless!
01:13:54Commissioner,
01:13:55I'm terribly
01:13:55sorry.
01:13:56This is on me.
01:13:57My people
01:13:57let you down.
01:13:59That's right.
01:14:00What the fuck?
01:14:01She's
01:14:02the actual
01:14:03commissioner?
01:14:07No,
01:14:07no,
01:14:08she was scrubbing
01:14:08toilets
01:14:09and signing
01:14:09divorce papers
01:14:10two days ago.
01:14:11How could she
01:14:11be commissioner
01:14:12overnight?
01:14:12No,
01:14:13no,
01:14:13this is crazy.
01:14:14I thought she was
01:14:15Mark's mistress
01:14:16just a cheating
01:14:17bitch,
01:14:17but she's
01:14:18actually Mark's
01:14:18daughter?
01:14:21Oh,
01:14:22fuck me.
01:14:22He called her
01:14:23commissioner,
01:14:24and I just
01:14:25tried to humiliate her.
01:14:26I'm dead.
01:14:26I'm so fucking
01:14:27dead.
01:14:29Holy shit,
01:14:30thank God we
01:14:31stayed out of this.
01:14:31We cannot afford
01:14:32to cross the commissioner.
01:14:33Poor bastard.
01:14:35He tried to
01:14:35divorce the commissioner
01:14:36and throw her out?
01:14:38He's done for.
01:14:40So,
01:14:42James,
01:14:44you said that you
01:14:45wanted to wrap
01:14:45my father and I
01:14:46out to the commissioner.
01:14:47Here I am.
01:14:48Anything you want
01:14:49to say?
01:14:50No,
01:14:50no,
01:14:51no,
01:14:51this can't be real.
01:14:53But she seems
01:14:55so young.
01:14:55Honestly,
01:14:56she doesn't even
01:14:56look like a
01:14:57police commissioner.
01:14:58Are you
01:14:59questioning
01:15:00the mayor
01:15:01of Los Angeles?
01:15:02No,
01:15:03no,
01:15:03sir,
01:15:03of course not.
01:15:04It's just that
01:15:05no one here
01:15:06has ever seen
01:15:06the commissioner
01:15:07before,
01:15:07and you're
01:15:08the only one
01:15:08confirming it.
01:15:09We had no idea.
01:15:11Okay,
01:15:12well,
01:15:12everybody listen
01:15:13very carefully.
01:15:14I hired
01:15:15Caroline to
01:15:16work as a
01:15:17janitor at
01:15:18the precies
01:15:19to secretly
01:15:20investigate
01:15:21and root out
01:15:22corruption
01:15:22on the police
01:15:23force.
01:15:23Her status
01:15:24was top secret,
01:15:25which is why
01:15:26you don't
01:15:27recognize her
01:15:27and why her
01:15:28records aren't
01:15:29in the freaking
01:15:29system.
01:15:30Got it?
01:15:34I just
01:15:35pissed off
01:15:35the commissioner.
01:15:36Yes,
01:15:37you did,
01:15:37and you're
01:15:38fired.
01:15:39Get this
01:15:39piece of
01:15:40shit out
01:15:40of here.
01:15:40You're
01:15:41stinking
01:15:41up my
01:15:41party.
01:15:42No,
01:15:42no,
01:15:43Mr. Light,
01:15:43please,
01:15:43I didn't
01:15:44know,
01:15:44I didn't
01:15:45know.
01:15:46Shut up,
01:15:46you party
01:15:46pooper.
01:15:47Please.
01:15:52All right,
01:15:54you're next,
01:15:55assholes.
01:15:56Caroline,
01:15:59wow,
01:15:59I did not
01:16:00know that
01:16:00you were
01:16:00the commissioner.
01:16:02Why would
01:16:02you keep
01:16:02such a big
01:16:03secret from
01:16:03your husband,
01:16:04babe?
01:16:06babe?
01:16:07No,
01:16:08the dirty,
01:16:09stinking janitor
01:16:10was actually
01:16:10the commissioner
01:16:11and I got her
01:16:11kicked out of
01:16:12our house.
01:16:13Oh,
01:16:13so reality
01:16:14is sitting
01:16:14hard and
01:16:15the fear
01:16:15is setting
01:16:16in.
01:16:18The commissioner
01:16:20we've been
01:16:20begging to
01:16:22see this
01:16:23whole time?
01:16:24It was you.
01:16:26Wow.
01:16:29maybe it was
01:16:30God
01:16:32orchestrating
01:16:33this
01:16:33where I'm
01:16:34meant to be
01:16:35in each
01:16:35other's
01:16:36life.
01:16:36No,
01:16:37God doesn't
01:16:37waste time
01:16:38on trash
01:16:38like you.
01:16:39It was all
01:16:40me.
01:16:41The police
01:16:42job,
01:16:43I got that
01:16:44for you.
01:16:45The prep
01:16:46school,
01:16:47that was
01:16:47through my
01:16:48donations.
01:16:50So you
01:16:50really did
01:16:51take care of
01:16:51us all
01:16:52those years?
01:16:53Yes.
01:16:55Yes.
01:16:55Yes.
01:16:56Yes.
01:16:57Yes.
01:16:57Yes.
01:16:57Yes.
01:17:00My Ivy League
01:17:01dreams are
01:17:01crushed.
01:17:02Oh,
01:17:03come on,
01:17:03be real,
01:17:04Jenna.
01:17:04You were
01:17:04never smart
01:17:05enough for
01:17:05the Ivy
01:17:05Leagues.
01:17:08Caroline,
01:17:08look,
01:17:09had I known
01:17:10you did
01:17:10all this
01:17:10stuff for
01:17:11us,
01:17:11I never
01:17:12would have
01:17:12betrayed
01:17:12you like
01:17:13that.
01:17:14Marilyn
01:17:14abandoned
01:17:14you when
01:17:15you hit
01:17:16rock bottom.
01:17:16I saved
01:17:17you.
01:17:18You cheated
01:17:19on me,
01:17:20and you
01:17:20betrayed
01:17:21me.
01:17:22God,
01:17:22you're a
01:17:22real piece
01:17:23of work,
01:17:24James.
01:17:24You two
01:17:25belong with
01:17:25each other.
01:17:26Oh,
01:17:27so you
01:17:27were behind
01:17:28the promotion?
01:17:30Oh,
01:17:31now he's
01:17:32catching on.
01:17:33But you
01:17:34know what?
01:17:34Thank you
01:17:34for showing
01:17:35me your
01:17:35true colors
01:17:36and kicking
01:17:36me out.
01:17:37My father
01:17:37was right
01:17:38about you.
01:17:39You never
01:17:40loved me.
01:17:40You never
01:17:41respected me.
01:17:42You were
01:17:42using me,
01:17:43all because
01:17:43you thought
01:17:44I was a
01:17:44cleaning lady.
01:17:45No,
01:17:46no,
01:17:46it wasn't,
01:17:46it was not
01:17:47that at all.
01:17:48I thought
01:17:49it was your
01:17:49debt,
01:17:49and I didn't
01:17:50want it to
01:17:50drag Jenna
01:17:51and me
01:17:51down.
01:17:52No,
01:17:52those were
01:17:53your bills,
01:17:54which I
01:17:55kindly paid
01:17:56every single
01:17:56month.
01:17:57I treated
01:17:57you pretty
01:17:58damn well,
01:17:58James.
01:17:59You threw
01:18:00it all out.
01:18:02It's just
01:18:03not my
01:18:03problem anymore.
01:18:04Dad,
01:18:05the bills,
01:18:06our house
01:18:07ruined everything.
01:18:08Shut up,
01:18:09okay?
01:18:09Marilyn was
01:18:10the one that
01:18:10forced me to
01:18:11leave Caroline,
01:18:11so blame
01:18:12her.
01:18:16Excuse me?
01:18:18I am
01:18:18to blame?
01:18:19I helped
01:18:20you to get
01:18:20rid of Caroline
01:18:21because you
01:18:22asked me to.
01:18:24Don't put
01:18:25this on me.
01:18:26Shut the
01:18:27fuck up.
01:18:28I would not
01:18:28be in this
01:18:29mess if it
01:18:29weren't for
01:18:30you.
01:18:30Thanks to
01:18:31you, I'm
01:18:31jobless, and
01:18:32I'm going to
01:18:32be homeless
01:18:33again.
01:18:34Caroline,
01:18:34babe, look,
01:18:35I know I
01:18:35messed up, but
01:18:36just give me
01:18:37one more
01:18:37chance, and
01:18:38let's get
01:18:38back together.
01:18:39I love you.
01:18:42So now you
01:18:43love me.
01:18:44That's funny,
01:18:45James.
01:18:46Absolutely.
01:18:47Look, look,
01:18:47I am so
01:18:49sorry.
01:18:50You hid
01:18:50everything from
01:18:51me.
01:18:51I had no
01:18:52idea that
01:18:52you did
01:18:53all this
01:18:53for us.
01:18:54And it's
01:18:55kind of not
01:18:56fair to me
01:18:57because, I
01:18:58mean, don't
01:18:58you see?
01:18:59I mean, had
01:18:59I known, I
01:18:59never would
01:19:00have done...
01:19:00Hey, James,
01:19:02I am
01:19:02standing right
01:19:03here, you
01:19:04know?
01:19:05You're
01:19:05getting back
01:19:06with her.
01:19:07in front
01:19:07of me?
01:19:08What was
01:19:09all of
01:19:09that
01:19:09lovey-dovey
01:19:11shit, what
01:19:11you just
01:19:12said a few
01:19:12hours ago?
01:19:14Dad, you
01:19:15said we
01:19:15were family.
01:19:16You can't
01:19:16just abandon
01:19:16mom like
01:19:17that.
01:19:18Marilyn
01:19:18abandoned us
01:19:19first, okay?
01:19:20Plus, Marilyn
01:19:21is broke and
01:19:21I am jobless.
01:19:22We need
01:19:22Caroline or
01:19:23we're homeless.
01:19:26Caroline, we
01:19:27were together
01:19:27for five
01:19:28years, okay?
01:19:30Let me make
01:19:30this up to
01:19:31you.
01:19:31I will
01:19:32finally treat
01:19:32you like the
01:19:33queen that
01:19:33you are.
01:19:34There is
01:19:34no we
01:19:35anymore, James.
01:19:36that died
01:19:37the second
01:19:37that you
01:19:38cheated on
01:19:38me and
01:19:38kicked me
01:19:39to the curb.
01:19:42Caroline,
01:19:43they're
01:19:43taking the
01:19:44house.
01:19:44Without
01:19:44you,
01:19:45Jenna and
01:19:45I will
01:19:45be on
01:19:45the streets
01:19:46and I
01:19:46can't go
01:19:46back to that
01:19:47life.
01:19:47Please, mom,
01:19:48I know I
01:19:48made some
01:19:49mistakes, but
01:19:49I am still
01:19:50your little
01:19:50girl.
01:19:52I want to go to
01:19:53school, I don't
01:19:53want to sleep on
01:19:54the sidewalk, and
01:19:54just give me one
01:19:55more chance, I
01:19:55promise I will
01:19:56be your loyal
01:19:56daughter.
01:19:57Now, Jenna, I
01:19:58think you forgot
01:19:59something.
01:20:00You said that I'm
01:20:00not your mother,
01:20:01remember?
01:20:02I'm just getting in
01:20:03the way of you
01:20:03and your real
01:20:03family.
01:20:04That's your mom, so
01:20:06beg her instead.
01:20:07No, I'm so
01:20:09sorry, I was so
01:20:09wrong.
01:20:10You are my mom.
01:20:11I can't be the
01:20:12laughing stock at
01:20:13school, it will
01:20:13ruin me.
01:20:14Well, you ruined
01:20:16yourself, kid.
01:20:17You knew that your
01:20:18father was cheating
01:20:19on me and you
01:20:19never said anything.
01:20:20You never defended
01:20:21me once, so I'm
01:20:23done with you, all
01:20:24of you.
01:20:24No, no, mom, I'm
01:20:26sorry, I know I was
01:20:27wrong and I'm so
01:20:27sorry.
01:20:28Just tell me anything,
01:20:29I will do it to
01:20:30make it up to
01:20:30you.
01:20:30Jenna, if your
01:20:33actions and your
01:20:34words don't line
01:20:34up, you're not
01:20:35just lying to me,
01:20:37you're lying to
01:20:38yourself.
01:20:41Jesus Christ, you
01:20:42destroyed everything.
01:20:44I'm broke because
01:20:45of you, you
01:20:45manipulative bitch.
01:20:47Pay me back for
01:20:48everything you've
01:20:49done.
01:20:51Pay you?
01:20:52I have my own
01:20:54debts to pay.
01:20:56Why do you
01:20:57think that I came
01:20:58back to you and
01:20:59the first place?
01:20:59I thought you
01:21:00had money.
01:21:01Oh, so I'm just
01:21:02your personal ATM?
01:21:03Duh.
01:21:04Why do you think I
01:21:06left you the first
01:21:07time?
01:21:07Because you are
01:21:08broke and
01:21:10useless.
01:21:12You heartless
01:21:13fucking bitch.
01:21:14Whatever happened
01:21:14to you loving me?
01:21:16Mom, why would
01:21:16you lie to us?
01:21:17I thought we
01:21:18were a family.
01:21:22Family?
01:21:24Please.
01:21:25I was so happy
01:21:27being single.
01:21:29You two are like
01:21:32parasites who I
01:21:34can't wait to be
01:21:35rid of.
01:21:36Enjoy being
01:21:37homeless.
01:21:38You two deserve
01:21:39each other.
01:21:45Well, betrayal, James,
01:21:47doesn't feel very good,
01:21:48does it?
01:21:50Caroline, please.
01:21:52Marilyn played us
01:21:53both.
01:21:54She tried it.
01:21:55It's all her fault.
01:21:56Please.
01:21:57You know what?
01:21:57It's not really my
01:21:58business anymore.
01:22:00I can't believe that I
01:22:01wasted five years of my
01:22:02life on you blood
01:22:02suckers.
01:22:03God, it just makes my
01:22:04skin fall.
01:22:06Caroline, I'm sorry.
01:22:08I was blind.
01:22:09I betrayed you, but
01:22:10you mean everything to
01:22:11me.
01:22:11Please.
01:22:13You can't turn the
01:22:14clock back, James.
01:22:16You did what you did.
01:22:24It's time for me to
01:22:25start living as myself.
01:22:29It's time for the
01:22:30world to see who I
01:22:30really am.
01:22:31And I'm sorry.
01:22:38But remember, I
01:22:42Bye.
01:22:43Bye.
01:22:43Bye.
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