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00:00:06Oh my god, that's Christopher Stinnett, state candidate?
00:00:11He's so hot. I want him for the campaign all over me.
00:00:16Can I vote for him 500 times?
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:32Mr. Stinnett, congrats on your upcoming victory.
00:00:36Oh, it's much too early to say that, but thank you. And you are?
00:00:41Only one of your biggest supporters.
00:00:43Well, are you going to drink this or break the heart of one of your donors?
00:00:55Oh, wow. Excuse me for a second.
00:01:08Let's go upstairs together, handsome. Let me take care of you.
00:01:12What are you talking about?
00:01:14Don't deny it. You need me, baby.
00:01:18I will protect your second amendment.
00:01:20Have your coffee.
00:01:21You get a bazooka. You get a bazooka. You get a bazooka. It's your God-given right.
00:01:28And us men, we know how to safely handle firearms.
00:01:34Oh, shit.
00:01:37Gotcha. I did that on purpose.
00:01:40Where was I?
00:01:41Oh, my opponent, Christopher Stinnett.
00:01:45Played with a prostitute last night.
00:01:48What? I'm not a prostitute.
00:01:50This indecent, immoral, and pre-maritable sex will have him burn in hell for all eternity.
00:02:00He's lying.
00:02:01I didn't sleep with a prostitute. He has no proof.
00:02:03I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a hooker last night.
00:02:12Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed.
00:02:16He has a photo?
00:02:18We're doomed.
00:02:23Oh, no. He got a photo of us in bed?
00:02:28Oh, my God. You useless intern.
00:02:31I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.
00:02:33And I have proof that my opponent, Christopher Stinnett, slept with a prostitute last night.
00:02:45That friend I said isn't a photo of me.
00:02:48Wait a second. That is not the woman I slept with last night.
00:02:51She was much more beautiful.
00:02:54That stupid firm girl smirk off your face.
00:02:57I'm sorry. I'll just get out.
00:03:01Sir, this is bad.
00:03:02It doesn't matter if you didn't sleep with a prostitute or whoever she was.
00:03:06If we can't prove it wasn't a fake, then it'll sink and ruin the campaign.
00:03:11Wait.
00:03:13The girl last night gave me her phone number.
00:03:29The annoying farm girl intern?
00:03:32She's your one-night stand?
00:03:34Please, no.
00:03:35You can't sleep with your intern. It'll be a massive scandal.
00:03:38No, sorry. It's just my mom calling.
00:03:41I knew it.
00:03:42The boss would never be with someone as lonely as you.
00:03:45Get out, intern.
00:03:46You don't belong in this high-level meeting anyway.
00:03:50Hi, Mom.
00:03:50Mom, one second.
00:03:54Damn.
00:03:56She didn't pick up.
00:03:57Good.
00:03:58Don't talk to her.
00:04:00Your one-night stand was probably a spy sent by Senator Hustler to entrap you.
00:04:05Sir, the Senator's all over TV spreading massive lies that you slept with this prostitute.
00:04:09And they'll believe him.
00:04:11And we'll lose this election.
00:04:13Okay, unless we can prove it's a lie.
00:04:15How can I if the girl I was really with won't answer my calls?
00:04:20Wait.
00:04:21There must be security camera footage proving that I didn't go in the room with that prostitute.
00:04:27Yes, of course.
00:04:29We'll get that hotel security camera footage ASAP.
00:04:39We'll get that footage and prove you weren't with a prostitute.
00:04:41And maybe.
00:04:42We'll see the woman I was really with last night, too.
00:04:45You'll see I'm who he was with.
00:04:50You're on your phone?
00:04:52Again?
00:04:53Go get me a muffin.
00:04:55Cinnamon raisin.
00:04:56No raisins.
00:04:58And make sure it's gluten-free.
00:04:59I was just calling in your order.
00:05:01No, actually.
00:05:05Stephanie, this is, um, Sarah.
00:05:07We met...
00:05:08I remember you.
00:05:09What's up, girl?
00:05:10Um, is there any way you could access the hotel footage from last night from floor 28 and delete it?
00:05:18Where's my muffin, intern?
00:05:20I'm still placing the order.
00:05:23Delete the footage.
00:05:24May I ask why?
00:05:25I know it's a lot to ask.
00:05:26Um, I'll explain later, but it's an emergency.
00:05:29Us working-class girls gotta look out for each other, right?
00:05:32Staff in the security room is my friend.
00:05:34I got it.
00:05:36Thank you, thank you.
00:05:37My people are arriving at the hotel.
00:05:38We'll have that footage in no time.
00:05:41Come on, Stephanie.
00:05:42Delete that footage fast, or I'm in trouble.
00:05:47Hey, Sarah, right?
00:05:49Sorry I haven't had a chance to get to talk to you.
00:05:51It's been a crazy day.
00:05:53Oh, it's okay.
00:05:54I swear it's not easy like this, but I would love to hear your position on my campaign platform.
00:06:00Don't waste your time talking to an unqualified, corn-growing intern who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
00:06:06Senator Hesler's all about the politics of anger, but Topher isn't.
00:06:09He doesn't name-call or put people down, so you shouldn't either.
00:06:12And for the last time, my family grows Brussels sprouts.
00:06:17Bravo.
00:06:18Bravo.
00:06:19That's the right attitude.
00:06:21Think about learning some tips from her.
00:06:24She's a lot smarter than you gave her credit for.
00:06:26What?
00:06:29But she's...
00:06:32I would love to get to know you.
00:06:36Sir, our people are at the hotel right now finding the footage.
00:06:42Don't worry, sir.
00:06:44We're going to figure out who that mystery girl was in the footage any second now.
00:06:48Go ahead.
00:06:50What?
00:06:51The footage was deleted?
00:06:53Phew.
00:06:54With the footage gone, no one will find out we slept together.
00:06:57Not even him.
00:06:58I'm in the clear.
00:06:59I'll figure out something to disprove the senator's lies, sir.
00:07:05Speaking of me, have you decided who you want to be your assistant?
00:07:12God, he's so hot.
00:07:14But I need to keep my distance and make sure nothing else happens between us.
00:07:23Sir, she's unqualified.
00:07:26She doesn't know anything about politics.
00:07:28She's nobody.
00:07:30This is her last day, actually.
00:07:33She's exactly what I need.
00:07:36Oh, no.
00:07:37Not me.
00:07:38Remind an assistant, Sarah.
00:07:40Be ready.
00:07:41We're going to be spending a lot more time together.
00:07:45So much for staying away from him.
00:07:48You little hick.
00:07:52How did you get him to promote you over me?
00:07:58The candidates schedule on speeches for the upcoming week.
00:08:01Policy positions.
00:08:02Memorize all of it.
00:08:03There's a false rumor going around that the candidates slept with a prostitute.
00:08:08If anyone finds out that he is intimate with an intern, it's game over for all of us.
00:08:13So, keep it professional.
00:08:15I believe in this campaign.
00:08:17I won't jeopardize it.
00:08:19That's why I stole the footage?
00:08:21Because you accidentally slept with your Senate candidate boss?
00:08:24I didn't know that it was him.
00:08:26And he thought I was just some rich snob lady.
00:08:29Oh, my God.
00:08:30You like him.
00:08:32I get it.
00:08:33He's freaking hot and successful.
00:08:36I know.
00:08:37But he doesn't know that it was me.
00:08:41And if word ever got out that he slept with his own...
00:08:44Don't worry.
00:08:44The footage is gone.
00:08:46And your hot little secret's safe.
00:08:49Crisis averted.
00:08:51My opponent, Christopher Stinnett, is a lying scantor.
00:08:55In this election, I will prove it.
00:08:58Vote for me.
00:08:59What the hell is he talking about?
00:09:01He's just making up this story about the candidate sleeping with a hooker last night.
00:09:05What?
00:09:06He called you a hooker?
00:09:07No, not me.
00:09:08But he has this photo of a woman in a red dress leaning on Topher.
00:09:14And it's all a lie.
00:09:15He's just framing him.
00:09:17I actually saw your boss last night with a woman in a red dress.
00:09:21You would?
00:09:22I was there.
00:09:24And he definitely didn't take that woman to his room.
00:09:27You were the only one.
00:09:29Stop.
00:09:30I will.
00:09:31After you give me all the dirty little details.
00:09:42Just avoid being alone with Topher.
00:09:46He's in his office.
00:09:46Go on in.
00:09:47Oh, no.
00:09:47I don't want to interrupt.
00:09:56Morning, sir.
00:09:58Your coffee?
00:09:59Sarah.
00:10:00Please, call me Topher.
00:10:04Ah.
00:10:05Just what I needed.
00:10:07Well, I want to give you what you need.
00:10:11It's my job as your assistant.
00:10:13May I say, you're excelling at it.
00:10:17You seem nervous.
00:10:19I'm not that scary, am I?
00:10:21No, I, um...
00:10:23Senator Hustler is just saying you were with the hooker.
00:10:28It's a lie.
00:10:29It's so frustrating.
00:10:31That's what my opponent does.
00:10:34He lies.
00:10:36But do you know why we're going to win?
00:10:39Because we have the truth on our side, don't we, Sarah?
00:10:42The prostitute's story won't hold up because it isn't true.
00:10:47So all we have to do is just smile, take your breath, and it's okay.
00:10:55Perfect.
00:10:56Just like that.
00:11:02What are you doing here, farm girl?
00:11:05The hooker story isn't going away.
00:11:08Senator Hustler is about to give a press conference attacking you.
00:11:11But there's no proof.
00:11:12Politics isn't about proof, intern.
00:11:14It's about stories, okay?
00:11:16And the senator's telling a pretty juicy one.
00:11:19Whoever deleted that security camera footage really screwed us.
00:11:22The senator is lying.
00:11:25Let's go confront him.
00:11:26I'll do it myself.
00:11:28No, sir.
00:11:28It's politically dangerous.
00:11:30I'm not worried.
00:11:31Let's go confront the senator and put this nonsense story behind us.
00:11:36And put this nonsense story behind us.
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Make the bully say his lies right to your face.
00:11:43Let the adults take it from here, farm girl.
00:11:46I'll let you know if the candidate needs another coffee.
00:11:49Wait.
00:11:50Sir, we gotta go.
00:11:51Now.
00:11:52I think Sarah's ideas and instincts are sharp.
00:11:55I'm not forgetting about her.
00:11:57Come on.
00:11:58I want you with me.
00:12:08Stinnett is a liar who couldn't be trusted.
00:12:12He slept with a hooker.
00:12:22Excuse me, Senator.
00:12:24You're gonna lie about me.
00:12:26Say it to my face.
00:12:27Oh, the immoral man who slept with a hooker has arrived.
00:12:33I didn't know such thing.
00:12:35A photo in the elevator is not proof, Senator.
00:12:38Funny you should mention proof.
00:12:39Because it's showtime.
00:12:41Because it's showtime.
00:12:42Bring in the hooker.
00:12:45You screwed up.
00:12:48This horned dog, Christopher Stinnett, pays yours truly for sex.
00:12:54That door.
00:12:57She's lying.
00:12:58I didn't sleep with her.
00:12:59I was with someone else.
00:13:01Well, we can't prove it.
00:13:03Damn it.
00:13:03I deleted the footage that would prove it.
00:13:05I gotta do something.
00:13:06Where's the girl you actually slept with when you need her?
00:13:09Would you excuse me for a minute?
00:13:11Get out, intern.
00:13:12Let the grown-ups work.
00:13:15Christopher!
00:13:16What do you have to say now, you shameless sex creep?
00:13:20She didn't sleep with me.
00:13:22She drugged me.
00:13:23That's a lie.
00:13:24You were sober.
00:13:26Didn't even need Viagra, baby.
00:13:31Likely story, Stinnett.
00:13:34Admit it.
00:13:35Admit you paid for sex.
00:13:37I don't lie to the public.
00:13:39Unlike you, Senator.
00:13:41I'm honest.
00:13:42Oh, baby.
00:13:43I know you can't forget all the nasty things we did in bed.
00:13:48Boy, you better say what little dignity you have left and drop out of the race.
00:13:58Oh, baby.
00:14:00Please don't worry.
00:14:01I'll be in our room soon.
00:14:03What the hell are you?
00:14:04Get away from me.
00:14:05Get the fuck out of my way.
00:14:31Hey, new intern, are you serious?
00:14:34This entrance is for wealthy political donors only.
00:14:37The side door is for the help.
00:14:40Jesus, that cheap dress might work on your corn farm, but not here.
00:14:44Get out and go through the back.
00:14:46I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
00:14:51Just a stupid farm girl who randomly stumbled into an internship on our campaign.
00:14:57I don't know how she doesn't even know the first thing about our candidate.
00:15:00Help garnish. This is a senate campaign, not a country bumpkin office.
00:15:05You don't need a corn grower.
00:15:07Well, I just fired an intern for hating on our candidate, so I needed someone to run errands.
00:15:15Excuse me, we grow brussels sprouts, not corn.
00:15:20And I might not know a lot about the candidate, but I really believe in his ideas.
00:15:24Excuse me, intern.
00:15:26Not another word. Get lost.
00:15:35I'm fighting for working people.
00:15:37I'm not giving up. Especially not because of a lie.
00:15:47I don't know you. Stop.
00:15:48Oh, come on. You know me.
00:15:51You like that big booty last night.
00:15:54Slap it again.
00:15:56Absolutely not. That's a lie.
00:15:59Oh, we can see it all now, Topher.
00:16:02You have been exposed as a D and C dirty sex creep.
00:16:07Now drop out of the race. Now.
00:16:11Not so fast.
00:16:17It's you.
00:16:19Who the hell are you, bitch?
00:16:27You didn't sleep with him last night. I did. And I can prove it.
00:16:33You didn't sleep with him that night. I did. And I've got the proof.
00:16:37Who the hell are you, Blondie? You're lying!
00:16:40Are you sure about that?
00:16:43Who the hell is this? Get her out of here!
00:16:46This is my event!
00:16:48No. I know her.
00:16:49She works at the hotel. She saw everything.
00:16:51That's right. I was on duty that night.
00:16:54And I saw that woman try to seduce Mr. Stennett in the hallway, but she failed.
00:17:00He pushed her off and went into his room and she headed to the elevator.
00:17:03Stennett! How much did you pay so random-made to testify for you?
00:17:08I told the truth. And your photos can prove I was there.
00:17:15Look. There I am in your photos.
00:17:19Drugging a man is a felony.
00:17:21So the question is, why did you do it? And why are you lying about sleeping with him?
00:17:29This wasn't part of the deal.
00:17:31Shut up, Candy!
00:17:32Gee, Senator. You're such a moral, family values man. Why are you on a first-name basis with a sex
00:17:38worker?
00:17:42Screw you! I'm out of here!
00:17:44Get your ass back!
00:17:50Is it true, Mr. Stennett? You spent the night with this woman?
00:17:54You slept with a random stranger?
00:17:55I can't let his campaign fail because of me.
00:17:58I have to do something!
00:18:00I'll help you save your campaign.
00:18:02But I need you to trust me, okay?
00:18:12Random stranger? Well, I'm hardly a stranger to Topher.
00:18:17My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:18:22My name is Beth. I'm his fiancée.
00:18:28Beth, who are you? Where are you from? What's your last name?
00:18:31Beth is a wealthy heiress.
00:18:33She's a private person.
00:18:35I'm running it for office, not her.
00:18:38Thank you all.
00:18:45Hell yes, we just dodged a scandal.
00:18:47Thanks to her. Beth, you saved mine.
00:18:49Where the hell is Sarah?
00:18:50If that intern abandoned her post again, we need to finally fire her.
00:18:55You're engaged now? As Beth?
00:18:58I didn't know what to do.
00:18:59I didn't want to be the reason his campaign failed.
00:19:03I mean, that was terrifying. I can't do it again.
00:19:06I thought my heart was gonna explode.
00:19:08But it's sexy.
00:19:10And don't worry, the election's in a week.
00:19:12You won't have to do it again. You're fine.
00:19:13You snuck off to be with a filthy hotel maze?
00:19:16Filthy hotel maze just saved your boss's ass, bitch.
00:19:21There you are. Did you see it?
00:19:22I did see it, sir. It was great.
00:19:24No, you didn't.
00:19:26You weren't even there.
00:19:27You're lucky the real campaign staff like me managed to bring Beth in the hotel maze to fix it.
00:19:34Topher, just fire her already.
00:19:36What? No, why would you fire me? I'm the one who set it up. I called Beth.
00:19:41I mean, I didn't. I actually did.
00:19:44Sarah, if you're the one who called Beth, you just saved my ass.
00:19:49What? Sarah's lying. She, she didn't.
00:19:52No, I did.
00:19:53I did it to help Mr. Stinnett. To help Topher.
00:19:57She just brought my campaign back from the dead.
00:20:09I had it all planned.
00:20:12We catch Stinnett with the hooker I hired.
00:20:16And that damn rich blonde bitch ruined it.
00:20:21Oh, I probably loved that.
00:20:23I want her investigated and deep fucking destroyed.
00:20:28Destroyed!
00:20:28Sir, I can't find any information on her.
00:20:31It's like, Beth just, she just doesn't exist.
00:20:34That's not impossible.
00:20:36She.
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:38You're right, Bobby boy.
00:20:41She doesn't exist!
00:20:44Danny, tell him the good news.
00:20:46We're back in a close race.
00:20:47If we keep fighting and avoid scandals, we can win this election.
00:20:52And, and, it's all thanks to our candidate's new fiancee, Beth.
00:20:56We all owe a huge thanks to the best campaign intern and assistant I could have ever asked for.
00:21:03When this campaign ship was sinking, you helped to keep afloat.
00:21:07It was nothing, really.
00:21:10Sarah saved us all.
00:21:12I need to get him alone to turn him against the farm bitch.
00:21:15Alright everyone, back to work.
00:21:17Topher, sir, can I talk to you for a second?
00:21:23Really, Sarah, you saved me.
00:21:25And I'll never forget it.
00:21:27I want to personally thank you.
00:21:30Topher, Senator Hessler is claiming that your fiancee, Beth, is some actress that you hired.
00:21:35He's saying that it's all just a giant lie.
00:21:38We have to get Beth in a public interview.
00:21:40Damn.
00:21:41Beth is a mysterious woman.
00:21:44I don't know if she'll want to go out publicly, but I'll call her and give her a try.
00:21:54She's not picking up.
00:21:56Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:21:58Can you try to call her again?
00:22:00Sarah, you've tried to get Beth before.
00:22:02Can you try to call her again?
00:22:03Sarah, please call her right now.
00:22:05No, I can't pretend to be Beth again.
00:22:08It's too risky.
00:22:08I'll do my best.
00:22:09She's useless.
00:22:10I told you.
00:22:12She doesn't even know Beth.
00:22:13No time.
00:22:14Topher, we need to get Beth involved publicly, ASAP.
00:22:17Give us Beth's number.
00:22:19We'll track her location, drag her ass here.
00:22:22No.
00:22:24I'm not going to treat Beth like that.
00:22:25I'm here to protect her, even if it hurts my campaign.
00:22:28It won't just hurt our campaign.
00:22:31It'll destroy it.
00:22:32This isn't your campaign, Rebecca.
00:22:35It's mine.
00:22:37And you work for me.
00:22:47What are you smiling at, farm girl?
00:22:50I'm smiling because Topher put your ego in its place.
00:22:54You bitch.
00:22:56I don't know how, but I know that the scandal with Beth and the prostitute is somehow your fault.
00:23:03My fault?
00:23:04I'm the one who called Beth to the event and saved us.
00:23:07You're such a liar.
00:23:09Beth is a beautiful, classy, rich woman.
00:23:13You are a poor, dirty farm girl.
00:23:18You don't know Beth.
00:23:21And when the candidate finds out that you lied about it,
00:23:24I'll make sure he fires you.
00:23:30I can't be Beth in public.
00:23:32It's too risky.
00:23:33But what if Topher loses the campaign?
00:23:36I cannot ruin his career.
00:23:40The Senator's telling the media that Beth isn't real.
00:23:43We need her.
00:23:44She didn't pick up the phone.
00:23:45Sarah, where's Sarah?
00:23:47She said she could contact Beth.
00:23:48As in.
00:23:52Think about it.
00:23:53How does a poor intern who just arrived off Boston Cornfield know a beautiful, wealthy city heiress?
00:24:01I wonder that too.
00:24:02If she can't get Beth to come today, fire her. For lying.
00:24:07I'll fire her if she lied to us.
00:24:09Beth.
00:24:16Hi.
00:24:17I'm Rebecca.
00:24:18It's so great to meet you.
00:24:19May I call you Beth?
00:24:21Topher.
00:24:22I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:24:25I knew Sarah would come through.
00:24:28Topher.
00:24:28I hope you understand why I've been distant.
00:24:31You're running a campaign, and I'm a private person.
00:24:34I don't want you to do anything you're uncomfortable with.
00:24:37We need her.
00:24:39The Senator is telling the world that she doesn't exist.
00:24:42Unless you do a joint TV interview, this scandal will ruin our campaign.
00:24:46You need me.
00:24:48On live TV.
00:24:50I can't do it.
00:24:51I won't be able to pretend to be rich right in front of the camera.
00:24:54It would be a disaster.
00:24:56Beth.
00:24:57It's your choice.
00:24:58This is all Sarah's fault.
00:25:00By the way, where is that dirty farm girl?
00:25:04She's late.
00:25:05Screw it.
00:25:06I have to fire her.
00:25:08Enough, Rebecca.
00:25:09I don't like the way you talk about Sarah.
00:25:12She may just be a working class girl from a farm, but she's a hard worker.
00:25:16Not some worthless nepo baby born with a silver spoon in her mouth like you.
00:25:20Excuse me, I-
00:25:21You heard what I said.
00:25:23Back off.
00:25:25And that's a good lesson for Rebecca to learn.
00:25:27I'm sorry to ask, but I need you.
00:25:33Topher.
00:25:34If it helps your candidacy, I will do the interview.
00:25:38Yeah?
00:25:39I'll script the whole thing.
00:25:40Tell you exactly what to say on TV.
00:25:41This interview will save my campaign.
00:25:44Or, if I don't handle it perfectly, I'll be exposed and you'll lose the election in a landslide.
00:25:49Well, I've got a meeting scheduled so I must go, but see you then.
00:25:54See-
00:25:56Where is she always running off to?
00:26:00Okay, I have all her lines memorized.
00:26:02Me too.
00:26:03I mean, I helped Beth memorize everything.
00:26:06Good, but the interview's soon.
00:26:08Where's Beth?
00:26:09Mr. Sinnott, is your fiance here yet?
00:26:11We're live in five minutes.
00:26:13Any second now.
00:26:16I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
00:26:19Not so fast, phone girl.
00:26:21Did you gossip about me with Beth?
00:26:23You shameless bitch.
00:26:25You're trying to sabotage me with a candidate.
00:26:28Rebecca, I don't have time to argue with you.
00:26:30I just need to use the ladies for-
00:26:32Well, hold it.
00:26:32In.
00:26:33This isn't your corn farm.
00:26:35You can't just go pee in the dirt whenever you feel like it.
00:26:38You're not going anywhere.
00:26:39We're live in four minutes.
00:26:41If Beth isn't here by then, I'm reporting that your fiance ditched you.
00:26:45You'll take the blame, farm girl.
00:26:47If Beth doesn't show, it's your fault.
00:26:50Mr. Sinnott, where is Beth?
00:26:58You're not going anywhere.
00:27:00If Beth doesn't show up for the interview, you're gonna be here to take the blame.
00:27:05You can't sneak away this time.
00:27:08Rebecca, Beth texted me and told me how mean you are to her and Sarah.
00:27:12What?
00:27:13Beth said that?
00:27:14She isn't even here.
00:27:16You see, Sarah is ignorant and dumb and-
00:27:20Sarah is brilliant and perfect and beautiful.
00:27:24And she deserves to be here just like anyone else.
00:27:27Beautiful?
00:27:29I-
00:27:29Go fix your attitude, Rebecca.
00:27:34Thank you, Topher.
00:27:35I mean, sir.
00:27:38Do you really think I'm beautiful?
00:27:40I should have said that.
00:27:42But yes, I do think you're beautiful.
00:27:44I barely know Beth.
00:27:46Opposing as my fiance was just to avoid a scandal.
00:27:50Honestly, I'd much rather be on the interview stage with you by my side.
00:27:54Not her.
00:27:55Topher.
00:27:56I know.
00:27:57We have to worry about the election.
00:27:59For one more week, I'll pretend to be with Beth.
00:28:02After that, all bets are off.
00:28:06Three minutes to air.
00:28:07Where's Beth?
00:28:08Beth.
00:28:09I'll go get her.
00:28:13You ruined my mink.
00:28:15Are you drunk?
00:28:16Oh, my God.
00:28:18On behalf of the campaign, I apologize, ma'am.
00:28:21You clumsy hick.
00:28:23You will not keep your job after this.
00:28:25I'm so sorry.
00:28:26Please don't fire me.
00:28:27I really want to work on this campaign.
00:28:29I'll fix it.
00:28:30I'll clean the coat and the wig right now.
00:28:32Well, what are you waiting for?
00:28:33You dumb hick.
00:28:36This is all your fault.
00:28:38Don't worry.
00:28:39There's cleaning supplies upstairs.
00:28:41Stay out of this, maid.
00:28:43Fix it, intern, or you're fired.
00:28:51My name is Beth, and Topher and I started dating five months ago.
00:29:01Just breathe.
00:29:02If I can herd cattle, I can manage a simple TV interview.
00:29:07One minute left.
00:29:19Come on, Beth.
00:29:21Let's go introduce the world on TV.
00:29:28My campaign manager told me exactly what to say.
00:29:31This will be a breeze.
00:29:36We meet the mysterious Beth.
00:29:38Fiance of Senate candidate and formerly eligible bachelor, Christopher Stinnett.
00:29:44Tell us, Beth.
00:29:45How did you two meet?
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:47Just have to repeat the lines the campaign scripted for us.
00:29:50Well, it's been a whirlwind.
00:29:52We started dating about five months ago.
00:29:54We met at a political event.
00:29:57That bar girl bitch intern Sarah disappeared again.
00:30:00Quiet.
00:30:01Topher and Beth are doing great.
00:30:02Sarah's the one who got Beth here.
00:30:04Beyond politics, what do you love about Beth as a person?
00:30:09Shit.
00:30:09I forgot to write an answer to that question.
00:30:12Come on, Topher.
00:30:14It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:30:17What do you love about Beth?
00:30:20It shouldn't be a hard question to answer about your own fiance.
00:30:23What do you love about Beth?
00:30:26My fiance is so modest.
00:30:28We're not used to being in public together.
00:30:31You can answer.
00:30:32I won't be embarrassed.
00:30:33I don't know anything about Beth.
00:30:36I need to think about someone I know and have actual feelings for.
00:30:39Where's Sarah?
00:30:41Mr. Stinnett.
00:30:45What do I love about her?
00:30:47She has an upbeat and optimistic personality.
00:30:51She's charming and funny, but passionate about the things we both care about.
00:30:56She's beautiful.
00:30:59And humble.
00:31:01Sarah is-
00:31:02You talking about me?
00:31:03Sarah.
00:31:03The real me.
00:31:04Sarah.
00:31:05Did I say Sarah?
00:31:06Sarah's my middle name.
00:31:08That's right.
00:31:09Beth Sarah.
00:31:10Of course I was talking about Beth.
00:31:12My fiance.
00:31:14Well, same question for you, Beth.
00:31:16We know Christopher the politician.
00:31:19Tell us what you love about the man.
00:31:21We know Christopher the politician.
00:31:23Tell us what you love about the man.
00:31:28Beth is a private person.
00:31:29I don't want to put her on the spot.
00:31:31Well, this is a public TV interview.
00:31:33It's expected that she'll talk about your relationship.
00:31:36No, I don't think she has to-
00:31:38No, I don't mind.
00:31:39What do I love about Topher?
00:31:43There's something special about him.
00:31:44Yes, he is successful and handsome, powerful, but unlike other men like that, he's also kind.
00:31:57He has a big heart.
00:31:59He sees people for who they are, regardless of wealth or status.
00:32:06He respects and listens to everyone.
00:32:10Even his interns.
00:32:12He makes them feel good.
00:32:15We have a surprise.
00:32:17Mr. Senate's opponent in this election, Senator Hessler, has called into our program.
00:32:22Senator, welcome.
00:32:23This is an interview between myself and my fiancé.
00:32:26We didn't discuss having my opponent-
00:32:28What's the matter, boy?
00:32:29On-
00:32:30Afraid to speak to me in front of the voters?
00:32:35No.
00:32:36Of course not.
00:32:37Welcome, Senator Hessler.
00:32:39Do you have a question for your opponent or for his fiancé, Beth?
00:32:42I do.
00:32:43It's funny.
00:32:44Beth claims to be an heiress and political donor, but I've been in politics a long time,
00:32:49and neither I nor anyone I know has ever heard of her.
00:32:53She's a private person, Senator.
00:32:55I want the opportunity to meet her in person.
00:32:59Politics can be so nasty.
00:33:01But let's have a night where Indians are.
00:33:05There is a non-partisan charity fundraiser tomorrow night.
00:33:09I'll be there.
00:33:10Bring your fiancé, Beth, along.
00:33:12I've never been to a black-tie event before.
00:33:15The Senator will expose you.
00:33:17Unless you're afraid to be together in public-
00:33:20Of course not.
00:33:21Beth will join me.
00:33:26Absolutely.
00:33:35How am I going to pull this off?
00:33:37I have never been to a black-tie event.
00:33:39It'll be fun.
00:33:41The booze is free.
00:33:43I'm excited to go out with him, but not as Beth.
00:33:45I won't know how to act.
00:33:47I mean, do I put my pinky out when I'm sipping champagne?
00:33:50Only if you're the Queen of England, or something.
00:33:53You will be fine.
00:33:54What are you so worried about?
00:33:56I just don't want to hurt Topher, or his campaign.
00:33:59Wow.
00:34:00You've got it bad for him, huh?
00:34:03A knight on the arm of your handsome crush.
00:34:05And you get to dress up, and eat caviar, and finally see how the other half lives.
00:34:11I'm jealous.
00:34:13You're going to need a fancy dress.
00:34:18Are you serious?
00:34:19Good thing I swiped this from the dry cleaner at the hotel.
00:34:22A rich guest left it.
00:34:23I got you covered.
00:34:34I got you covered.
00:34:41Topher, darling, another glass of champagne.
00:34:43Yes, girl.
00:34:44Make him work for it.
00:34:46Like it?
00:34:47He'll be drooling.
00:34:50Sarah!
00:34:51It's me, Topher.
00:34:52I know it's late, but I need to see you.
00:34:54He's here to see me?
00:34:57But he can't see me like this.
00:35:00Sarah, the most eligible bachelor in the state is outside your door looking for you.
00:35:07No, Topher!
00:35:08Hold on, please!
00:35:09He can't see me as Beth, so I just need you to go distract him.
00:35:14I brought you something.
00:35:15I'll just leave it outside for you here.
00:35:21I'll see you tomorrow, Sarah.
00:35:23Just one second!
00:35:25What has gone into you?
00:35:27I'm in, but distract him.
00:35:29Okay.
00:35:32Sarah!
00:35:33Oh!
00:35:34Hi.
00:35:35You're from the hotel.
00:35:36Stephanie, right?
00:35:37Yes, yes.
00:35:38Sarah will be out in a second.
00:35:40I was just leaving.
00:35:41Have fun, you two!
00:35:48What was that?
00:35:49Is everything okay?
00:35:53Wow.
00:35:54Told you I'd be done in a second.
00:35:56I heard a crash.
00:35:57I thought you might be hurt.
00:36:01What are you doing here?
00:36:03I, uh, I could make something up and say I needed help with a draft of my speech, but I
00:36:10don't.
00:36:11I came here to see you.
00:36:14I'm very thankful for all the help you've done with my campaign.
00:36:18Beth wouldn't have done that interview if you hadn't convinced her.
00:36:21You were pretty convincing all on your own.
00:36:23I wish I could say what I came here to say.
00:36:27But I have a fake fiance.
00:36:30And after the election, when there's no worries about scandal, let's revisit this conversation.
00:36:36Okay.
00:36:38Good luck at the event tomorrow.
00:36:41I won't need luck if you're there.
00:36:44It's a black tie.
00:36:45I thought you might need something to wear.
00:36:54Topher, this is gorgeous.
00:36:58But I shouldn't be there as your intern.
00:37:01You're my assistant.
00:37:02I need you there with me.
00:37:04I want to thank you and Beth together.
00:37:07Good night, Sarah.
00:37:09Me.
00:37:12And Beth.
00:37:13In the same room?
00:37:19Okay, piece of cake.
00:37:21Just have to be two people in the same place tonight.
00:37:24Sarah, the campaign intern, and Beth, the heiress's fiancee.
00:37:28Dumb hick.
00:37:29Where were you when they did the interview yesterday?
00:37:32You snuck away, again.
00:37:33I don't know what you're talking about, Rebecca.
00:37:35But didn't the candidate talk to you about being nicer to me?
00:37:39Nice?
00:37:40How the hell am I supposed to be nice to a poor farm girl?
00:37:43Look at this knock-off dress.
00:37:45Let me see this cheap.
00:37:47It isn't cheap, so don't touch it.
00:37:50Too poor to remove the price tag?
00:37:52How the hell did you afford a designer dress?
00:37:56We are days out from an election and you're stealing?
00:37:59If anyone finds out, it'll be a scandal.
00:38:02I didn't steal it, it was a gift.
00:38:04Ha ha, from who?
00:38:06Special man in my life.
00:38:08What, do you think you're Cinderella?
00:38:11Get lost, intern.
00:38:12He's coming over to talk to me about how hot I look.
00:38:16Looking very handsome tonight, sir.
00:38:19Should we get a drink and do some political strategizing?
00:38:24Wow.
00:38:25Sarah, you look beautiful.
00:38:27Excuse me, she stole that dress.
00:38:31She stole that dress.
00:38:34It's not stealing if it's a gift.
00:38:38What?
00:38:40Who in their right mind would buy a farm girl designer?
00:38:43Am I not in my right mind?
00:38:45I bought it for Sarah.
00:38:47What?
00:38:59Looky, looky.
00:39:01The sex creep candidate.
00:39:04Flirting with the poor young intern behind his fiance's back.
00:39:10And speaking of your fiance, back!
00:39:12I'm gonna go change into bath, Topher.
00:39:14Just hang on.
00:39:15Where is she?
00:39:16Your concern for my personal life is touching, Senator.
00:39:19My fiance will be right here.
00:39:21Isn't that right?
00:39:25Mr. Stinnock, where's your lovely fiance?
00:39:28Yes, and when exactly are you gonna be marrying that pretty girl?
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:32Topher?
00:39:34Where is she?
00:39:36If your woman isn't here in five seconds, you will be destroyed, I'm telling you.
00:39:50Darling, is this cranky old man bothering you?
00:39:54Only a little, darling fiance.
00:39:57Shall we sit for dinner?
00:40:04I have been dying to meet you, Beth.
00:40:10I think you're a fraud.
00:40:13And I'm gonna be watching you all night long.
00:40:16Like a hawk!
00:40:18Thank you, but where are the cleaning supplies?
00:40:20You heard what she said, if I can't get these clean, I'll be fired.
00:40:24I put you into room 2809.
00:40:26It's empty, go up there, you'll be alone.
00:40:28You're a lifesaver.
00:40:30I'm Sarah.
00:40:31Us working class girls gotta stick together, right?
00:40:33I'm Stephanie.
00:40:34You're right.
00:40:37God, I had a really tough day.
00:40:39It's okay.
00:40:40These rich people are ridiculous.
00:40:42Don't blame yourself.
00:40:43That's why I'm interning on this campaign.
00:40:46To stand up for people like us.
00:40:48I just wish I fit in better.
00:40:51Amen, girl.
00:40:53And...
00:40:55Look at you.
00:40:58You look like you fit right in.
00:41:04Hi.
00:41:05I'm a wealthy socialite.
00:41:06I eat caviar, not Doritos.
00:41:08I totally belong here.
00:41:10Oh, shit.
00:41:11What am I supposed to do during a five-course meal?
00:41:14Why are there so many forks and spoons?
00:41:17Ladies and gentlemen, as your senator, I am proud to be raising money for...
00:41:24For...
00:41:25My Bobby boy.
00:41:27Family community council.
00:41:28Yes.
00:41:29Family values.
00:41:31Which my opponent, Stenet, has none of.
00:41:34First a prostitute, and then a sudden fiancé.
00:41:39We know nothing about.
00:41:42Senator, this isn't a political event.
00:41:45It's charity.
00:41:47Leave the nasty politics aside for the night.
00:41:52I'm sorry you have to sit without the night.
00:41:54It's okay.
00:41:55I'll just pluck my nose when I'm around.
00:41:58Smart.
00:41:59His odor's legendary.
00:42:03Beth!
00:42:05You're an heiress.
00:42:06And a political donor.
00:42:10Funny.
00:42:12Politics is such a small world, after all.
00:42:15And I have never seen or heard of you until now.
00:42:19It's funny.
00:42:21I hadn't heard of you, either, until you started attacking the rights of women and working people.
00:42:26A wealthy heiress who doesn't know basic banquet table etiquette.
00:42:34Beth, are you alright?
00:42:36Of course she knows.
00:42:39It's the four hundred...
00:42:40Don't go, church, Stenet!
00:42:41A rich heiress who doesn't know which is the salad fork.
00:42:47What else are you hiding?
00:42:50Senator, these elitist banquets are a little pretentious.
00:42:54I may be rich, but in my heart, I'm working class.
00:42:59The kind of people who don't give a damn much fork to use.
00:43:04Like Christopher.
00:43:06I support his campaign because he's a candidate for the people, not the elites like you are, Senator.
00:43:14Nice try, girl.
00:43:16My name is Beth.
00:43:17Not girl.
00:43:18I'm an independent woman who thinks for myself.
00:43:21The kind of women you fear because we're going to vote to kick your sexist butt out of office this
00:43:27election.
00:43:28Damn, Beth. Well played.
00:43:30This is outrageous.
00:43:32This is a charity event.
00:43:35This is not a woman's right, feminist, Nazi gathering.
00:43:39I mean, if you're so rich, where did you get your money?
00:43:44I want to see your taxes.
00:43:45I want to see your birth certificate.
00:43:47And I demand to know anything.
00:43:51Lady!
00:43:52Is done with your sexist interrogation, Senator.
00:43:56Come on, my lady.
00:43:58Stance.
00:44:03Sorry.
00:44:04I know this is one you signed up for, but I really appreciate it.
00:44:08It's okay.
00:44:10I'm having fun with you.
00:44:16Is something wrong?
00:44:18I'm sorry, Beth.
00:44:20I really appreciate you signed up to be my fake fiancee in order to save my campaign,
00:44:25but I had my heart set on someone else.
00:44:27Someone I have really real feelings for.
00:44:30Maybe even love.
00:44:31Who is it?
00:44:33I shouldn't act on it because it would be a scandal.
00:44:36The senator in press would devour me.
00:44:38Because she's my intern.
00:44:41I think I'm in love with my assistant, Sarah.
00:44:45Really?
00:44:50Oh, my God. He loves me. What?
00:44:53Should I tell him I feel the same way?
00:44:57Well, I know Sarah.
00:45:00And I'm certain that she feels the same about you.
00:45:03Beth, that's the best news I've ever heard.
00:45:05Do you know where Sarah is?
00:45:06I need to talk to her.
00:45:07I want to talk to...
00:45:10She wants to talk to you, too.
00:45:14She'll meet you in your office after this event.
00:45:17Perfect. Thank you, Beth.
00:45:22I'm sorry.
00:45:29He loves me. He loves me!
00:45:33But how will he react when I tell him I've been pretending to be Beth?
00:45:37Will he hate me for it?
00:45:39Sarah.
00:45:42I need to see you.
00:45:43Me, too. Topher, I need to tell you something.
00:45:46It's something that I've been meaning to tell you for a long time, but...
00:45:51Not now, guys.
00:45:52Yes, now. The intern can wait.
00:45:54What is the intern doing here, lonely with you?
00:45:56Sarah and I need a few minutes alone to speak. Just give us a few minutes.
00:46:00This is important.
00:46:01A lot more important than whatever you need to talk to some farm girl intern about.
00:46:05You're rising fast in the polls and it's days before the election.
00:46:07You're tied with Senator Hessler, and it's all thanks to your relationship with Beth.
00:46:11People love her. She's our secret weapon.
00:46:14Seriously?
00:46:16People love me, but not the real me.
00:46:19The rich blonde I've been pretending to be.
00:46:21Politics is so ridiculous.
00:46:24I see. It's good news.
00:46:26Just give us a few minutes to talk.
00:46:27No time. We have to do a press conference to keep the momentum going.
00:46:33Wait!
00:46:35I'm not doing any press conferences until I have a moment alone with Sarah.
00:46:38Now.
00:46:39Jesus, get your priorities straight.
00:46:41What could you possibly need to talk to her about now?
00:46:52Sarah, I've been dying to get you alone for a moment.
00:46:54Too, Topher.
00:46:55I know it's dangerous and scandalous, but...
00:46:58I need to tell you that I...
00:47:03Wait.
00:47:12You're Beth.
00:47:13It's you.
00:47:15It's you.
00:47:17You're Beth.
00:47:18Topher, I wanted to tell you, but I...
00:47:20Sarah.
00:47:21Beth.
00:47:22Whoever you are.
00:47:24Why?
00:47:25I had hardly left the farm my entire life before I came here.
00:47:29But I came here because of you.
00:47:31Because I believed in your campaign.
00:47:33You inspired me.
00:47:34That doesn't explain why you pretended to be a socialite.
00:47:37I wasn't pretending.
00:47:38I was just having fun.
00:47:39I didn't know it was you that night.
00:47:41But then...
00:47:43Then we had that night together.
00:47:46A beautiful, magical night.
00:47:50Then I came to the office.
00:47:52And you walked in.
00:47:54And I knew that if anyone found out you weren't sleeping with your intern...
00:47:59It would ruin my campaign.
00:48:01I had to protect you, Topher.
00:48:04So I pretended to be Beth.
00:48:08Say something, Topher.
00:48:09Please.
00:48:12I have feelings for you, Sarah.
00:48:15I can't.
00:48:16If anyone found out Senator Hessler used this information to destroy you...
00:48:21It would ruin both of us.
00:48:22I'm willing to take that risk.
00:48:25But I can't.
00:48:27I believe in you.
00:48:29Your campaign is too important.
00:48:31I can't jeopardize it.
00:48:33But there, I love you.
00:48:35No.
00:48:36Now if he gets intimate with his assistant...
00:48:38It's game over for all of us.
00:48:41So keep it professional.
00:48:43Please.
00:48:45Don't.
00:48:50Hey, what's going on?
00:48:54The press is outside.
00:48:55They want a statement about your rising polls.
00:48:58Come on, the election's tied.
00:49:00Shhh.
00:49:05What the hell does he need to talk to you about so badly?
00:49:08Nothing. It's none of your business.
00:49:13You're so important to him.
00:49:17This is his speech.
00:49:19Make yourself useful.
00:49:21And give it to him.
00:49:23Now.
00:49:25Hurry.
00:49:30Now you'll be fired.
00:49:32Hick.
00:49:42It's just your speech.
00:49:49Thank you all for coming tonight.
00:49:51I'm here to talk about an urgent issue.
00:50:14You know.
00:50:16I could stand up here and give you all a scripted speech.
00:50:19Like most politicians.
00:50:21But I'm a different candidate.
00:50:24So why don't we flip the script?
00:50:27You ask me any question.
00:50:28And I will answer.
00:50:31Any questions?
00:50:39This is a serious campaign.
00:50:41To defeat an evil senator.
00:50:43But how am I supposed to win.
00:50:45If my own staff is sabotaging me.
00:50:47With a blank speech.
00:50:49Who gave him this speech?
00:50:51Who?
00:50:52Farm girl did it.
00:50:54I saw her give the speech to him.
00:50:56No, that's not true.
00:50:58So you didn't give him the papers.
00:50:59No.
00:51:00Yes.
00:51:00I did give him the papers.
00:51:02Are you trying to sabotage us?
00:51:04Are you working for Senator Hessler?
00:51:07Hey, I gotta run.
00:51:08But this key works for the elevator.
00:51:10And it gets you into room 2809.
00:51:13Call me.
00:51:13If you need me.
00:51:15Good luck.
00:51:15Thanks again.
00:51:16See you later.
00:51:34Is somebody here?
00:51:37Is somebody in there?
00:51:45Oh, sorry.
00:51:46Um.
00:51:47God, he's so hot.
00:51:56Are you okay?
00:52:07I didn't do this.
00:52:09We have to fire her.
00:52:10That's right.
00:52:11Fire the incompetent.
00:52:13Wait.
00:52:15Rebecca gave me the papers and told me to give them to him.
00:52:19You pathetic lying hick.
00:52:22I'm not a liar.
00:52:23And stop calling me a hick.
00:52:25Enough.
00:52:27I can't believe that Sarah would do this.
00:52:31She's a good person.
00:52:32I want her to stick around no matter what.
00:52:33She gave you the papers.
00:52:35There's one easy way to prove this.
00:52:38Check the printer ID.
00:52:40See who's printing out these pages.
00:52:41What?
00:52:41But Sarah did it.
00:52:43I...
00:52:43She did it.
00:52:45Case closed.
00:52:46The end.
00:52:47Fire her.
00:52:48Case is closed, Rebecca.
00:52:50Your ID code was used to print the pages out.
00:52:54No.
00:52:55I...
00:52:56It's not what it looks like.
00:52:58This is your final warning.
00:53:00You do one more thing to ruin my campaign.
00:53:02Or demean Sarah one more time.
00:53:05And you're fired.
00:53:07I need to speak with you.
00:53:09Alone.
00:53:10Topher.
00:53:11Mr. Stinnett.
00:53:13I can't.
00:53:15I won't be the reason you lose the election, so...
00:53:19It's a key profession.
00:53:21Wait.
00:53:22Sarah.
00:53:22Sarah!
00:53:25You're needed in the film studio for your final campaign ad.
00:53:28Forget about the intern.
00:53:30We need to go.
00:53:31Now.
00:53:32I'm only going.
00:53:33If Sarah goes.
00:53:38Why?
00:53:40Senator Hessler's reckless, I...
00:53:44I mean radical ideas.
00:53:46Cut.
00:53:47Topher, what's going on?
00:53:49I'm fine.
00:53:50Let's just go for another take.
00:53:51What the hell did you do for him, girl?
00:53:53What did you say to him in his office?
00:53:55For once in your life, Rebecca, just leave me alone.
00:53:57Leave you alone.
00:53:59I don't know what you did.
00:54:01But I know that this is somehow your fault.
00:54:03You screwed with the candidate's mind and now he's going to lose.
00:54:06No, I only want him to win.
00:54:09Whatever you're doing, you're doing a terrible job.
00:54:12Idiot.
00:54:13Action.
00:54:14I'm Christopher Stinnett.
00:54:16Vote for me, Stinnett.
00:54:17Senate.
00:54:18Vote for the Senate.
00:54:19And I'm here to talk about...
00:54:21What?
00:54:23Love.
00:54:24Love.
00:54:25Cut!
00:54:25Cut!
00:54:27Topher, what's going on?
00:54:31Why are you looking at an...
00:54:34An intern?
00:54:36It's just in it.
00:54:38I'm here.
00:54:39I just want to see you do your best.
00:54:41I know you can win this, so...
00:54:44Let's see it.
00:54:45Let's go.
00:54:46Again, another take.
00:54:51Senator Hessler runs on fear and hatred.
00:54:55I'm a different kind of candidate.
00:54:56I believe everyone deserves respect and admiration.
00:55:00Whether you're a high-powered CEO or a working girl on a farm, I believe that everyone should follow their
00:55:05heart and their passions, whether it's popular or not.
00:55:09Love conquers hate.
00:55:11And love is worth taking risks for.
00:55:14This election, don't let fear control you.
00:55:17Follow your heart.
00:55:19Vote for love.
00:55:21I'm Christopher Stinnett, and I approve this message.
00:55:24Cut!
00:55:26That was fantastic!
00:55:28Bravo!
00:55:29Woo!
00:55:31What's gotten into you, man?
00:55:34Let's keep filming.
00:55:36You can give orders to your intern later.
00:55:38I'm tired of later.
00:55:39I want to talk now.
00:55:43Mr. Stinnett.
00:55:44Don't call me Mr. Stinnett.
00:55:46To you, it's just over.
00:55:49Excuse me?
00:55:51Where are you going?
00:55:52That was great, sir.
00:55:56Before you say anything,
00:55:59Sarah, I want you.
00:56:01I need you.
00:56:03Tofer, what about the election?
00:56:04Screw politics.
00:56:05You're more important.
00:56:06I don't care how it affects the campaign.
00:56:09I want to be together, for real.
00:56:11If you do.
00:56:22You're not going to be.
00:56:24No.urch,
00:56:42nothing thìmarsame to do in, cause. To breach
00:57:02That was so beautiful.
00:57:04Sarah, I want to thank you.
00:57:06For what?
00:57:07You've made me happy.
00:57:08Truly happy.
00:57:10I've been so focused on my career.
00:57:12I've never had a chance to feel love like this.
00:57:15I feel the same way.
00:57:17When I win, the first thing I'm going to do is let the whole world know you're my girl.
00:57:21We will win, Mr. Future Senator.
00:57:27We need to commemorate this moment with a drink.
00:57:31Be careful.
00:57:33Ouch.
00:57:35Are you okay?
00:57:37Yeah, I just cut my finger.
00:57:39Don't move.
00:57:42I won't let you get hurt again.
00:57:46It's not a big deal.
00:57:50Don't move.
00:58:05I don't care if season's together.
00:58:07I'm still your intern.
00:58:08The world still thinks you're engaged to meth.
00:58:16We've been trying to reach you.
00:58:19Damn.
00:58:19What's going on?
00:58:21Are you having an affair?
00:58:24Is there someone in here?
00:58:26I'm entitled to my privacy.
00:58:28Get out.
00:58:28This is a political campaign.
00:58:30There's no such thing as privacy.
00:58:34Oh.
00:58:35Sorry.
00:58:36Beth.
00:58:36I...
00:58:37Topher, I didn't realize you were with your fiancé.
00:58:40What happened to your finger bat?
00:58:41Can't handle all of Canada's passion in the bedroom?
00:58:44Enough.
00:58:44Rebecca, get out.
00:58:47I apologize, sir.
00:58:48I came to tell you we're officially tied in the polls.
00:58:51We'll see you in the morning.
00:58:56Did you hear that?
00:58:57It's a few more days without any scandals, and you'll be a U.S. senator.
00:59:02I think it calls for some celebration.
00:59:04So, where were we?
00:59:12Farm girl, give me a pen quickly.
00:59:15Your finger is injured, just like...
00:59:18Excuse me.
00:59:19No, why would he fire me?
00:59:20I'm the one who set it up.
00:59:21I called Beth.
00:59:23Topher, I wasn't sure if I should come, but Sarah convinced me to.
00:59:28Holy shit.
00:59:30Holy shit.
00:59:34You are Beth.
00:59:36Becca, please keep your voice down.
00:59:38You lying slut!
00:59:41I don't know how it works on the corn farm, but in the real world, there are consequences.
00:59:47Do you know what this means?
00:59:49A candidate for Senate sleeping with his intern?
00:59:54This will be a huge scandal.
00:59:56Christopher will lose the election.
00:59:59Thank you for the reminder, but no one will know if you don't pouted.
01:00:04Dumb, poor farm girl like you seduce the hottest, most eligible bachelor in the state.
01:00:11Did you drug him or something?
01:00:14He should have been mine.
01:00:15Please keep your voice down.
01:00:18What is going on?
01:00:19I warned you about yelling at Sarah.
01:00:22I just found out you're sleeping with this slut.
01:00:25Not only is it shocking, it'll end your career.
01:00:29I know that you do not care about her, so just dump her now and we'll figure it out.
01:00:36I don't care about her.
01:00:40I love her.
01:00:44I don't care about her.
01:00:48I love her.
01:00:51Sorry, I was on a call.
01:00:52What's going on here?
01:00:54Topher, I need your help finalizing this press release.
01:00:57Let's go.
01:00:59He should be mine.
01:01:00You stupid, lying, slutty, corn-growing hick.
01:01:05For the last time, my family grows brussel sprouts.
01:01:08And remember what happened the last time you called me a hick?
01:01:11Topher threatened to fire you.
01:01:13Just think what my boyfriend will do when he finds out.
01:01:18Oh no.
01:01:19Poor girl, you should really be more careful.
01:01:28I'm fine.
01:01:29Okay.
01:01:31Did you do this?
01:01:32What?
01:01:34No, of course not.
01:01:37I warned you, Rebecca.
01:01:39If the hick says I pushed her, she's lying.
01:01:42I warned you about the name-calling.
01:01:44I will not tolerate members of my staff being cruel.
01:01:48I didn't.
01:01:49Enough!
01:01:50You're fired.
01:01:52What?
01:01:54That stupid bitch lied!
01:01:56No, Topher.
01:01:57You can't fire your senior staff this close to election night.
01:02:00Yes, I can.
01:02:02You evil bitch.
01:02:04I'll make you pay.
01:02:07This is a big mistake.
01:02:12I will always protect you, Sarah.
01:02:14I know, Topher.
01:02:16But aren't you worried now that she knows that she's going to go and tell Senator Hesler
01:02:20and the media you're sleeping with your intern?
01:02:23As long as I can be with you.
01:02:25I bet.
01:02:26Don't worry.
01:02:27Becca's just jealous.
01:02:29She cares about this campaign too much to destroy it.
01:02:31But I don't care about that right now.
01:02:33All I care about is you.
01:02:36Did you mean it when you said that you loved me?
01:02:40Of course I did.
01:02:42I love you, Sarah.
01:02:46I love you too.
01:02:54Sarah, what do you think about this line for the debate tonight?
01:03:00I like it.
01:03:02Glad you like it.
01:03:05Hmm.
01:03:08I think that's enough input from the intern.
01:03:11We have an election tomorrow.
01:03:13And a debate against Hesler in a couple of hours.
01:03:16No more distractions.
01:03:18Let's go.
01:03:21Come on, get your head in the game.
01:03:23Trust me, I'm going to round up.
01:03:25Sarah, would you care to join us?
01:03:27No, Topher, she's not coming.
01:03:28You're engaged to Beth.
01:03:31I'm not going to let the media see the lusty ways you look at your intern.
01:03:34She's not coming!
01:03:36She's not coming!
01:04:18So you didn't go into Stenner's room?
01:04:20He shoved me out of the room, Senator.
01:04:22I, I...
01:04:23You goddamn worthless woman!
01:04:26I hired you to drug him
01:04:29and to film a scandalous sex tape.
01:04:33And you
01:04:34return empty fucking-handed!
01:04:37Sir, I think I have something.
01:04:40Well then show me, you idiot!
01:04:46This might just be enough
01:04:48to bring my election opponent down.
01:04:55When he goes low, you go high.
01:04:58In the debate, I need you to emphasize
01:04:59love over hate.
01:05:01Hey, right here.
01:05:02Get that?
01:05:03Yeah.
01:05:04Where's Sarah?
01:05:15Hi, I'm Sarah from the Christopher Stenner campaign.
01:05:18He's expecting me.
01:05:19Sarah, yes.
01:05:21Here you are.
01:05:22Hm?
01:05:23His campaign manager specifically told me to keep you out.
01:05:27Go away.
01:05:29But...
01:05:37Hi, I'm here for my fiancee's interview.
01:05:40My name's...
01:05:40I know you are.
01:05:41You're Beth, please.
01:05:43Go right in.
01:05:44Oh, and good luck tonight.
01:05:49Sarah, I'm so glad you're here.
01:05:51You're my good luck, child.
01:05:58Sorry.
01:05:59Beth, I...
01:06:00Wait.
01:06:01Sarah?
01:06:02You're sleeping with your intern?
01:06:04Oh my god.
01:06:06Beth doesn't even exist.
01:06:08It's been Sarah this whole time?
01:06:10Calm down.
01:06:11I ordered you not to come here!
01:06:14You're a scandal waiting to happen!
01:06:16We're in love.
01:06:17He wants me at this debate.
01:06:18You stupid!
01:06:19Hey!
01:06:21That's my girl.
01:06:23Your girl?
01:06:24Jesus, Topher.
01:06:25This is a disaster.
01:06:27You've let this little farm girl hijack your entire campaign!
01:06:31Dump her now...
01:06:33And kick her out.
01:06:34Or I'll resign as your campaign manager.
01:06:39Sarah.
01:06:40The election is in two days.
01:06:42I can't do this without a brilliant campaign manager.
01:06:45Congratulations, Sarah.
01:06:47You're my new campaign manager.
01:06:49What?
01:06:50Your services are no longer needed.
01:06:54Good luck winning without me.
01:06:59I'll be back.
01:07:01Go out there.
01:07:03Kick Senator Hussler's back.
01:07:11Hey, farm slut.
01:07:14Becca, Topher fired you.
01:07:16What are you doing?
01:07:16Oh, you didn't hear?
01:07:18I'm working for Senator Hussler now.
01:07:21And I told him everything.
01:07:23How Topher is sleeping with you.
01:07:25His intern.
01:07:28This debate is about to be a bloodbath.
01:07:31Becca, I can't believe you defected to the enemy because you hate me that much.
01:07:35You really are spieless.
01:07:37What are you going to do about it, farm girl?
01:07:40Try and fight me?
01:07:42No, I don't fight.
01:07:45I go to war.
01:07:47We are live for the Senate debate between Senator Hussler and his challenger, Christopher Stinnett.
01:07:55That's a lie, Senator.
01:07:57We saw you fire a gun indoors at a press conference.
01:08:00We all saw the video.
01:08:02What video?
01:08:04If there was a video with an AI fake,
01:08:09you are really getting nasty in the dirt like a farm girl.
01:08:17You and your boyfriend are about to be drowning in scandal.
01:08:21And speaking of farm girls, you have one as your intern, right?
01:08:27Stinnett.
01:08:28Are you sleeping with your intern?
01:08:31You are having an unethical, immoral, disgusting, tall dream affair with one of your employees.
01:08:43Your intern!
01:08:45I...
01:08:46Hang on.
01:08:48No.
01:08:50This...
01:08:54What are you smiling about?
01:08:57Your boyfriend is about to be destroyed.
01:09:01Topher sees the best in people.
01:09:03But on the farm, I learned to trust my gut.
01:09:06I knew you would do something desperate when he fired you.
01:09:10So I prepared for this.
01:09:13You rang, Sarah?
01:09:15How the hell can a maid help you?
01:09:19All you have to do is tell the truth.
01:09:30Candy, I mean, who are you?
01:09:32You've spent your entire campaign mocking and demeaning women.
01:09:36Now it's time for me to give you a taste of your own medicine.
01:09:41Oh, come on, Senator H.
01:09:43You know me.
01:09:45I didn't sleep with your opponent like you paid me to.
01:09:49But I sure did sleep with you, big boy.
01:09:55I am a religious, moral family man.
01:09:59And I did not have sex with this woman.
01:10:11Now turn that damn thing off.
01:10:13We have a bigger scandal right here.
01:10:16Topher is not only screwing his intern.
01:10:19His fiancée isn't real.
01:10:22He lied, he lied, he lied.
01:10:26Krista first ended.
01:10:27He slept with his intern.
01:10:29Then he lied to all of you to pretend that his fiancée was a social liar.
01:10:38I.
01:10:39After we destroy your life tonight,
01:10:41you'll have no choice but to run home to your little corn farm.
01:10:45I.
01:10:45I, I, I.
01:10:47You lied!
01:10:48Admit it!
01:10:49And then drop out of this race in disgrace!
01:10:52You fool!
01:11:00You're right.
01:11:02I wasn't honest about my personal life.
01:11:05You all deserve the truth straight from me.
01:11:09Scandal!
01:11:11Godless, unethical, immoral, lying!
01:11:15S.O.B!
01:11:17I did lie.
01:11:19But the difference between us?
01:11:22You lie for cruelty and power.
01:11:25I did it for love.
01:11:30Sarah, I love you.
01:11:31And I want everyone to know it.
01:11:33I care more about you than I care about winning this election.
01:11:38Will you please come onto the debate stage with me?
01:11:40He wants me to go on national TV?
01:11:42Don't do it, Hick.
01:11:44I can do this.
01:11:46For Topher.
01:11:52What in the hell are you doing?
01:11:54This is a TPD, a televised political debate.
01:11:59You can't bring prop!
01:12:00You think all women are objects?
01:12:03Sarah is not prop, Senator.
01:12:07This is highly irregular.
01:12:09This is cheating.
01:12:10This is rigging the election.
01:12:11And this girl's got no bitch.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15My name is Sarah, not girl.
01:12:18You want to talk about rights?
01:12:20You've been fighting to take away women's rights, Senator.
01:12:24You've demeaned and degraded women for far too long.
01:12:28Shut up.
01:12:29Sit down, woman!
01:12:31No.
01:12:32I'm showing you what it's like to finally have a powerful woman stand up to you, you sexist boy.
01:12:39Give him hell, babe.
01:12:41I'm not his intern.
01:12:43I'm his campaign manager.
01:12:47What?
01:12:47When I first met this woman, it was a case of mistaken identity.
01:12:52I didn't know she was my intern.
01:12:54And she didn't know I was her boss.
01:12:55Topher thought I was a socialite named Beth.
01:12:58And because Senator Hessler is a psychopath who was stalking Topher in an attempt to bring him down,
01:13:05I was afraid to create a scandal.
01:13:08So, yes, I pretended to be Beth in public.
01:13:11But I didn't fall in love with Beth.
01:13:14I fell in love with Sarah.
01:13:16Some things are more important than elections, than politics.
01:13:21But I love you, Sarah.
01:13:23Win, win, or lose.
01:13:25I want to be with you.
01:13:27OMG, I am so confused.
01:13:30Is it Beth?
01:13:31Is it Sarah?
01:13:32Is it Clark Hand?
01:13:32Is it Spider-Man?
01:13:33Either way, you guys had an illicit affair and you lied about your engagement.
01:13:38For once, Senator, you're right.
01:13:41We're not engaged.
01:13:44But I'm here to correct that.
01:13:55Sarah, I love you.
01:13:57Whether I win or lose this election, I don't want to lose you.
01:14:01Will you marry me?
01:14:02Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:14:15I will have you criminally investigated.
01:14:19I've done it before.
01:14:21I've stolen so much money from the Senate.
01:14:24I'm rich.
01:14:26And I'll use this money to destroy you.
01:14:28And to bribe prosecutors to investigate you.
01:14:32Ha!
01:14:33No!
01:14:34Senator, stop talking!
01:14:36It's all taken out of context.
01:14:38It's about time you admitted to your crime, Senator.
01:14:41Hey, I didn't mean it.
01:14:43It's all taken out of context.
01:14:46If you see a clip of me on some video admitting crimes,
01:14:50it is a fake AI video!
01:14:53A cheap fake fake news!
01:14:56What?
01:14:57What?
01:14:59What?
01:15:07Senator, we can figure this out.
01:15:10Silence, you incompetent woman!
01:15:13Go!
01:15:14Talk to the media!
01:15:15Get them to report Senate scandal!
01:15:20I tried.
01:15:20They don't care.
01:15:22They love him and his farm girl love story.
01:15:25Farm girl?
01:15:26Ooh, that is kind of hot.
01:15:28I can't lose this erection!
01:15:30Election!
01:15:31Ooh, shark!
01:15:32Ooh, shark!
01:15:33I've made a huge mistake.
01:15:37You should have been nicer to say.
01:15:39Ooh, the volcano's erupted.
01:15:41No matter what happens, we ran a good campaign.
01:15:45I'm forever grateful for all of you who have helped.
01:15:48No regrets.
01:15:50You crushed Senator Hessler in the debate,
01:15:53but he has a big base of support.
01:15:56This will be an extremely close election.
01:15:5950-50 coin toss.
01:16:01You need to relax.
01:16:02Come with me.
01:16:08As your campaign manager, I disagree with the staff.
01:16:12The voters don't want cruelty.
01:16:14They want hope.
01:16:15I think you'll win in a landslide.
01:16:18I hope so.
01:16:20But if I lose, it's not your fault.
01:16:23No matter what, I still love you and I can't wait to marry you.
01:16:26Me too.
01:16:28But you won't lose.
01:16:29An election this close will take hours for the results to come in.
01:16:34I think I will know what we can do to kill some time together.
01:16:45Senator Hessler has been defeated.
01:16:47It is a landslide for Christopher Stinnett, our new U.S. Senator.
01:16:58Mr. Senator-Elect.
01:17:07Sarah, he won because of you.
01:17:09You were right.
01:17:11Congratulations, both of you, on a great victory and a great victory.
01:17:28Senator, she's coming.
01:17:38I'm the luckiest man in Washington because I have you.
01:17:43Pardon me.
01:17:46I don't know what you want to do.
01:17:48When I left the farm, I wanted to help change the world.
01:17:51But I never imagined I would end up here.
01:17:55Okay, let's skip to the end.
01:17:57I now pronounce you Senator and wife.
01:18:06Woo!
01:18:07Woo!
01:18:08Yeah!
01:18:11Mrs. Senator, the honeymoon can wait.
01:18:13First, let's change the world.
01:18:18Get us a copy of our women's right amendment.
01:18:20Let's make this thing into law.
01:18:23Yeah!
01:18:23Yeah!
01:18:25Yeah!
01:18:34I can't believe me.
01:18:36I slept with a hot stranger.
01:18:41I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
01:18:47I have to clean this or I'll be fired.
01:19:09Where the hell did you disappear to last night, farm girl?
01:19:12If you didn't get that coat fixed, you're fired.
01:19:15No, I did fix it.
01:19:16It's right here.
01:19:18It doesn't matter.
01:19:20You belong in a farmer's market, not a campaign office.
01:19:23A new intern from a wealthy family will take over your job tomorrow, so today's your last day.
01:19:30Little trash girl.
01:19:31No, Rebecca, please.
01:19:32I really want this job.
01:19:37Candidate Stinnett is running a little late, which isn't like him, but he'll be here soon.
01:19:42So, be ready.
01:19:44He's never late.
01:19:46I wonder if our candidate got laid last night.
01:19:49He wouldn't.
01:19:50He'll be my man sooner or later.
01:19:52Stop gossiping.
01:19:53Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
01:19:56Even a little rumor could lead to a scandal.
01:19:59Mr. Stinnett is a candidate of the United States Senate.
01:20:34You've got to be kidding me.
01:20:35The man I slept with is the candidate?
01:20:38Hello, miss.
01:20:39Thank God.
01:20:40He didn't recognize me.
01:20:46I fucked up.
01:20:47If anyone finds out I slept with him, it'll be a scandal.
01:20:51Have we met, miss?
01:20:52Absolutely.
01:20:53Never.
01:20:54Sarah's a new intern from some farmland.
01:20:59I don't think she's cut out for this.
01:21:03Something's familiar about her.
01:21:05Oh my God, he recognizes me.
01:21:07I'm in so much trouble.
01:21:08Sir, I think you've shaken the intern's hand long enough.
01:21:13I'm glad to have you on my team, Sarah.
01:21:15Thank God he didn't recognize me.
01:21:21He's way out of your league, farm girl.
01:21:23Stay away from him.
01:21:25He'd never go for a poor farm girl like you, so don't even think about it.
01:21:30Hey, something happened last night.
01:21:34Emergency meeting.
01:21:35Let's go.
01:21:36No intern's allowed.
01:21:38Get me a coffee with nonfat, dairy-free, oat-free oat milk.
01:21:46Sir, what happened?
01:21:48You disappeared from the fundraiser last night.
01:21:51It's hazy, but I think some of the events slipped something in my drink.
01:21:56It's foggy, but I spent the night with a woman who...
01:22:00You slept with someone?
01:22:02And she drugged you?
01:22:03She was...
01:22:04It was a setup.
01:22:06Oh God.
01:22:07A sex scandal will sink this campaign.
01:22:10The slut you slept with was probably a spy sent by the senator.
01:22:14Are you okay?
01:22:21No.
01:22:23No, I don't remember much.
01:22:24But the girl I was with last night isn't like that.
01:22:27She's a good person.
01:22:29You're being naive.
01:22:31Okay, this is dirty politics.
01:22:33Your enemies will do anything to entrap and ruin you.
01:22:36She's not like that.
01:22:38No one's going to find out.
01:22:39There will be no scandal.
01:22:46No one will find out?
01:22:48Senator Hesler is about to do a press conference attacking you.
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