CINÉ Z - JUDGE DREDD (1995) - Vidéo Dailymotion

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00:00I am the law!

00:01I am the law!

00:02The Cilices!

00:10Oh oh oh oh oh!

00:11Oh oh oh oh!

00:12I had forgotten the very solemn, very...

00:15Very peplum-esque!

00:18Ta ta ta ta ta!

00:21Ta ta da!

00:24We're in the spirit of comics!

00:26During the third millennium, the world changed.

00:29Damn, that voice!

00:30The climate, the borders, everything was turned upside down.

00:33He's not wrong so far.

00:34Our planet transformed into a burning, toxic desert.

00:37It's actually a documentary.

00:38Land of curse.

00:39Is that it?

00:39It was...

00:40The judges.

00:43It's not right to judge.

00:45Special effects!

00:50A futuristic future!

00:55Oh dear, what a mess!

00:58Yeah, I can't.

00:59I'm claustrophobic, I can't live in a city like that.

01:03Damn, we can't see the horizon!

01:06Another Mario Bros.-style setting.

01:07You're not wrong?

01:08That's exactly what I thought.

01:10That's what I was going to say.

01:12Ah, it's...

01:13We're going to recycle, actually.

01:14Ah, that's kind of the style.

01:18Estates!

01:19Welcome to my lesson.

01:20There's a bit of a "chipos" aspect to it.

01:21I don't know why, what is it?

01:22It's the images, it's the texture, it's...

01:24No, but I don't know, there's something fake about it.

01:25To me, it looks fake, yeah.

01:26Yeah, that's it, there's a really fake aspect to it, actually.

01:28At any time, if you wish, we can switch to Quebec French.

01:31And I swear, we're going to have a blast.

01:37Weapons, training courses, weapons.

01:41Even in the future, of course, obviously.

01:42It went from being the second amendment to the first.

01:44They erased the first one, they...

01:47They helped him gain a place.

01:48It's going to happen on pack day, right?

01:49They made him win...

01:49Yeah, that's it.

01:50The judges are here.

01:52With the fake motorcycles.

01:53We're being shot at from the upper floors.

01:55We need reinforcements.

01:567:04 a.m. in Myrvana-la-Vallée, corner of Hamington.

01:58He's here.

02:01He has his gloves on.

02:03He accelerates.

02:04He has trouble parking.

02:05He passed through some alleyways.

02:11He is not afraid of flames.

02:12He puts his foot on the ground.

02:14Then the second ones.

02:14It's with compensated water.

02:16He chose size 47.

02:18No, the courtyard is not nothing.

02:20It's good.

02:22Sylvester Stallone.

02:24Completely irradiated.

02:24I am the law.

02:26I am the law.

02:29Grenade.

02:30Grenade.

02:34It's so deliberate in its "what the fuck" aspect.

02:36Actually, I'm tempted to say that, it would have made an excellent video game, I think.

02:39You see, with a fucking evolving gun like that.

02:47"I would help you," he said.

02:48This room is now peaceful.

02:51I did all the work myself.

02:53You will not be paid this month.

02:54I am the law and I am arresting you.

02:56I am the law and I am arresting you.

02:58Just me, you stop.

03:00I'm Italian and I dare to do the rest.

03:01Auto-guiding aiming.

03:03Turbo-sulfateer.

03:04Turbo-sulfateer.

03:12Hole punch.

03:13Hole punch.

03:16Cream!

03:19Double shake-up.

03:21Double shake-up.

03:24Double cheese with grilled meat.

03:27archive long elongated of sugar.

03:32Thank you, Orchis.

03:33Orchis, Orchis.

03:34Where is she? Well, thank you.

03:44He's making a fool of himself. Oh, the building in the style of a German nigger from the Third Reich.

03:59Megacity One.

04:02The effects are pretty good, not bad at all. For its time, the 95s were quite impressive.

04:09Damn, the citizens got roused.

04:14Besides, it's stupid he doesn't even have dreadlocks, it would have been funny if he had them.

04:18It's rather stiff.

04:19Actually, they're called by their hairstyle. Bross, Dread, come here, I need to talk to you.

04:24That would be so funny, he takes off the helmet.

04:28No Nat, I don't need you.

04:32Bald man, where are you?

04:34Judge Chauve.

04:35He's here.

04:38And he has the worst contact lenses in the world.

04:41Apparently, that scene triggered boos in cinemas at the time.

04:44When did he take off his helmet?

04:45Yeah, because he never removed it in the comics except once.

04:48Still at the academy, sir.

04:50At the chalet.

04:50At least in the eyes of the hopefuls.

04:52Ah yes, suck that up for me.

04:54Sir.

04:55Do you remember when you were a cadet, Joseph?

04:58I remember your teaching well, sir.

05:01You were a perfect student, you were.

05:03You honor me, sir.

05:04Combat weapon, booby-trapped weapon, sir?

05:06Is it a booby-trapped weapon, sir?

05:08And I have to go patrol in Boston, sir?

05:11Tabernak!

05:13I think it could be even funnier if we leave it in Quebec French.

05:18Army system.

05:19Army system.

05:21I am a ghost.

05:22I have the same contact lenses as Stallone.

05:25A pack of cigarettes.

05:28Cigarettes of the future.

05:29Ah ah ah ah ah.

05:32Oh.

05:33Death.

05:34She stops.

05:37A sore throat.

05:39A slight sore throat.

05:40Isopahin.

05:41These devices are little more than toys.

05:43Yeah.

05:44They will soon be sold in all the shops after the film's release.

05:48Go ahead kids, run and buy them.

05:51The Bible.

05:52The law.

05:53Oh, sorry.

05:54What happened?

05:57I just caught my finger in the cupboard.

06:00Dred? Wait.

06:02I want to know what happened.

06:06I lost against Drago, but he's mixing everything up.

06:08It wasn't my war.

06:10He's not dead, he's not dead. Oh yes, of course.

06:12Oh dear, Halloween.

06:17I'm crazy!

06:19What is it?

06:20Welcome to Pute City.

06:23Even in the future, there are brothels.

06:24A bit like Blade Runner, the rain.

06:28I love the upcoming movies.

06:30They are perfectly legitimate in asking the question.

06:33Cathode ray tubes will return in the future.

06:34Absolutely.

06:36And in 4 parts.

06:37We are in the future, but the image is square.

06:41Actually, I have a problem with...

06:43Everything related to accessories, robots...

06:45Everything is exaggerated, actually.

06:47It's not subtle, it's not...

06:49They botched everything, they did too many things.

06:51You see, motorcycles, they're fat.

06:53The costumes are fat.

06:55That robot, over there, it's fat.

06:58That's not very clever, is it!

07:02Happy birthday !

07:03He looks like a Turkish Terminator, you know.

07:07And again.

07:07And the animation is awful.

07:11It's tough, though, what I'm involving you in tonight.

07:14Would you like that, bodyguard?

07:16How much does it pay?

07:20We are going to war.

07:23War!

07:24You're grinding a little, bro.

07:29Should I call you Rico or Enrico?

07:32And not just the...

07:34Dredd!

07:35No !

07:37A little Nazi salute, eh?

07:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, we saw it.

07:39A little Nazi salute before dying, eh?

07:41Dude, he expressed his ideas well just before he died.

07:44Grenade!

07:45Ah yes, that's quite radical, isn't it, the police?

07:51You're parked illegally, I'll destroy your vehicle!

07:53I am Joseph Dredd!

07:55Joseph?

07:55Hey, Joe!

07:57What is he accused of?

07:58Of murder.

08:01I have never murdered anyone.

08:03I am innocent.

08:05It is said that the High Council possesses irrefutable evidence.

08:07I am Frank Drabine!

08:08Do you believe it?

08:10I know.

08:10Joseph, I will do everything in my power to discover the truth.

08:13But not now.

08:15I need to go to the bathroom.

08:16I have never used the law!

08:18I am the law!

08:19You have no defense system!

08:21Once you believe me!

08:22In Quebec French, that would have been nice, when he was yelling.

08:25Wait, we're going to break up.

08:26Careful, this is going to sting, okay?

08:28Lie !

08:29The evidence has been falsified!

08:31That's impossible!

08:32I never entered the law!

08:34Because I am the law!

08:35This is irrefutable proof!

08:37I ask you to believe me!

08:38You have to believe me!

08:39You have to believe me, say it!

08:42Student, in Quebecois!

08:44We abolished and buried the project...

08:46Zaboli!

08:49Zaboli!

08:49He seems like a crazy player on their team!

08:52We have Zaboli!

08:53With him, we can win everything!

08:55And this...

08:57Sacrifice...

08:57That scoundrel!

08:58You ensure that Janus remains a secret!

09:01Janus!

09:03I bid you farewell!

09:04He has a booger!

09:06He has a big booger!

09:08He has a big booger!

09:08Damn, look!

09:09Oh my goodness, I saw it!

09:11Why can I see her right away?

09:12Why am I seeing these kinds of things?

09:13Look at this!

09:13Look at !

09:14Oh my goodness!

09:15Max von Sydow!

09:17The booger!

09:18Holy cow, damn!

09:19And do you think it's the same in Quebec French or not?

09:24I bid you farewell!

09:26There's a Quebec flag in it, you see, it's...

09:33Your sentence is commuted to life imprisonment.

09:36at the Aspen penal colony.

09:38Sentence to be enforced immediately!

09:40It could have been worse, honestly!

09:41Yes, there are worse things!

09:42There's Rurapente!

09:43Do you know Rurapente?

09:45No way !

09:46It's on a moon where there is only snow, and the temperature is minus 75.

09:49There is a magnetic barrier all around that prevents any teleportation.

09:53And he works in the mine.

09:54Let him be stripped of his uniform!

09:56And let it be abolished!

09:59And let's strip him naked!

10:01And let's strip him naked!

10:02Take off his underwear!

10:07He's not happy about going to sunbathe!

10:09But you actually live a shitty life as a judge because you end up being hunted.

10:14in the desert, without even a bottle of water.

10:16Not very abolished at all!

10:17That's it, the end of the film!

10:24Dread baby!

10:25I never would have imagined you as a baby!

10:27You're talking to yourself, watch out!

10:30I am the badly made robot!

10:34I am a vulgar robot!

10:38He would have discovered Janus!

10:41But Dread could have put the target on target!

10:43FORGET DREAD!

10:45DREAD DOES NOT EXIST!

10:47He would have reduced you to dust!

10:48As soon as he found out you were wiping your ass with it!

10:50You wipe Janus's ass with it!

10:53He's going to see what it's like to freeze his ass off in Aspen!

10:56Eh ?

10:56What's it like to be me?

10:58He's going to get his Janus cleaned out in the shower in prison.

11:04He did change the T-800 though!

11:06That's the T-40!

11:08Where was it?

11:09Was that Jasmine?

11:10The High Council will have to turn to me!

11:13And towards Janus!

11:15Do you want terror?

11:16We must always turn to Janus!

11:19I'm going to blow up Janus!

11:22From the inside!

11:24It's good !

11:26Praise be to the Lord!

11:28Who showers us with blessings!

11:31The sons!

11:31The Bretons!

11:33Didier Barra-Bolivian has changed!

11:35Great pleasure trip!

11:38Let me skin it!

11:39Not !

11:42And now I'm putting it in position 1!

11:44He's going to get down on all fours!

11:45Don't upset him!

11:46Your new friends are cannibals!

11:50No cannibals!

11:51This revelation in the fourth dimension, you know!

11:53Prepare the victim for sacrifice!

11:55Fifth dimension!

11:57No, you can't eat!

11:58Or even thirteenth!

12:00Thirteenth!

12:01Come, darling!

12:05The battle of good against evil!

12:08Bah Bar-Bolivien is furious!

12:11Well, he won't be singing anymore, will he!

12:14Okay! Where is Felix Grey now?

12:17We're going to destroy the duo!

12:20You can even see the guns, they're big!

12:22They look like big plastic!

12:23Actually, the whole art direction stinks!

12:26Did you cry?

12:27No, I never cry!

12:28I have something in my eye !

12:29He shed another tear!

12:31Help! Attention!

12:32Oh, that was stupid!

12:34But then he shed another tear!

12:36Hello, what's this?

12:36I am Franck Drabine!

12:38Your Honor !

12:39Hold !

12:39It looks like the cows have gone back to their perches to brood!

12:43Yes, finally!

12:46Oh !

12:49I was costing the production company too much!

12:51I knew you'd say that!

12:54OOOOOH!

12:55That year, rock'n'roll was coming...

12:58They must have used an exponential resonance digital image generator.

13:02Ah, the cat, what was I celebrating?!

13:04Yes, that's it!

13:04Yes to Photoshop, of course!

13:07All this just to actually have Photoshop!

13:09What a guy!

13:11The only thing that's true is the baby!

13:13Baby who doesn't look anything like Stallone, huh!

13:15A blond baby with blue eyes!

13:16Friends, they didn't give the exact date in which this film takes place, did they!

13:20It's 2130 and something!

13:222130, okay. Because what makes me laugh...

13:24Janus, 4 decades ago...

13:28Stop with the Janus! What makes me laugh are the pseudo-futuristic films that came out in

13:33The 70s and 80s, you know.

13:35And back in their day, those guys were like...

13:371994, the future.

13:40The year 2000.

13:42Yeah, yeah, you see.

13:44In 1972, man succeeded in conquering Mars.

13:47Yes, well yes of course.

13:47I have a brother, Janus.

13:49I was your best friend at the academy.

13:51You were playing tag with him and you were losing all the time.

13:56RICO!

13:57RICO!

13:58RICO!

13:59Wow, what a revelation, Star Wars!

14:01I don't want to spoil anything because I know there are people in this chat who haven't

14:03Never seen Star Wars, I won't name names.

14:06But I see you.

14:07Yeah, so the runemakers not only make a great thunderous roar, but they really blast your ears every time.

14:11eh.

14:12They really pushed the special effect, so I can't even imagine what it's like in Quebec French, he must be bleeding from the...

14:15nose.

14:18Find Rico.

14:19Yeah, the breakfast buddy.

14:24Welcome to Janus.

14:26It sticks its ass out a bit, but...

14:28Dread, there's no way in.

14:30Especially in Janus.

14:31We're going to knock on the rampart and say...

14:34He does like Black Nails, actually.

14:376 years ago...

14:38I could see the arrows, I thought Janus was on fire but...

14:40They will go through a very dark tunnel that doesn't smell very good.

14:43With Janus?

14:44With Janus, what?

14:45No, this plan stinks.

14:46Thanks to preparation H.

14:47No more problems with Janus.

14:49I have Janus and everything I ask for.

14:50Janus.

14:52This time it's for real!

14:53Ah, Janus farted.

14:54Janus.

14:56Authorization recorded.

14:57Sylvain.

14:586 meters, that's it.

15:00I authorize the first Janus.

15:02Janus Opening.

15:03Janus is open.

15:04Control.

15:05Yes.

15:06Confirmation of opening.

15:07Griffin, that's high treason...

15:09Janus Opening.

15:10I'm warning you, it's going to stink in a moment.

15:13Rico.

15:14Joseph.

15:15Stalin.

15:16Stallone.

15:21It can't be...

15:24Nobody touches my Janus.

15:27In function.

15:28Online.

15:31That was a close call.

15:32Look, it's a dead end!

15:34Oh my god, that's ugly, damn it.

15:36I pray for it.

15:37Ah, everything is ugly, isn't it?

15:38I don't remember it being this ugly.

15:40Activate the biogenetic extractor.

15:43Um...

15:43You know, I tried accessing every possible file to find this Janus.

15:47He is not in any program.

15:48Nowhere.

15:49Janus is hidden.

15:51He would not have taken the risk of connecting it to computer networks.

15:53You've lost your mind.

15:54I have to eliminate you, fryers!

15:56Yeah, you know, he just positions himself in front of the robot, right?

15:58Robo!

15:59Tear off his arms and legs!

16:00Nooo!

16:01And save your head for dessert!

16:04Oh !

16:05Ah, there's not much blood after all.

16:06Robo!

16:07Prepare me a steak and fries.

16:08Come on, let's go.

16:09It's the festival of Janus.

16:10Janus is open to everyone.

16:12Send the clones.

16:14Attack of the Clones, folks.

16:17Oh, those clones are disgusting.

16:20They're clowns, yeah.

16:21The entire Janus family.

16:22Magical, isn't it?

16:23They're disgusting, they have no mouths.

16:25You killed innocent people.

16:26To seize power.

16:27You caused a massacre.

16:28I started a revolution.

16:29You have broken the law!

16:30The law!

16:31You opened Janus!

16:32The best thing you can do is kill me.

16:36What ?

16:37Who's hamming it up to the max, huh?

16:38This is your only chance.

16:40Who hams it up terribly in this film.

16:41Besides.

16:42Scissors !

16:43What did you say? Scissors?

16:46I have that bimbo's arms and legs.

16:49Scissors !

16:50Scissors !

16:51RICKOO!

16:52RICKOO!

16:52His name is RICKOO.

16:56Oh, but they're not finished yet!

17:08That's a bit like Miso!

17:10Ha ha ha haha

17:11Can we hear it in Quebec French? Go ahead

17:17Fucking dog!

17:18Poop! Juice, you fucking female dog!

17:21What ?

17:23What ?!

17:24I didn't understand anything!

17:25Puta c'èle?!

17:29Ah, those whores, those female dogs!

17:31Ah, those fucking bitches!

17:32Ah Naper

17:32British Chi

17:35Ah, you fucking female dog!

17:36Juice! Fucking heavens!

17:40I prefer the prostitute.

17:41Yeah, I prefer "whore." It's funnier.

17:43No, no, but if we're going to...

17:45Yeah, no, that's true.

17:45If I had to, I'd rather judge a whore. It's funnier.

17:49Yes, we can put it back in as well.

17:50I agree.

17:50That's better.

17:55Whorehouse!

17:56Judge whore!

17:57We greet our friends from Quebec, of course, naturally.

18:02Well, I think the Janus project is a flop, huh!

18:07Well, that's putting it mildly.

18:09I'm the only one who has never lied to you.

18:11Liar.

18:11It's up to me to judge.

18:15But who... Oh dear, yes, that ending!

18:19Like the X-Men!

18:28Hang on, Jege!

18:29Don't miss me!

18:31Jean-Jean, deadly bullet, live!

18:33The worn-out lighting!

18:36July 14th fireworks!

18:37The hearing is adjourned!

18:39Double cooked salted popcorn!

18:42The decision is peaty.

18:45Goodbye, Hans Gruber.

18:49Oh shit !

18:51Okay, next!

18:53Who else wants to threaten me?

18:55And now, it's going to be her.

18:56Dread!

18:58Endless stuff!

19:00Your hand, go ahead!

19:02Ah!

19:02It's fallen right in front of you!

19:03I'll take you down with me!

19:05Madam whore.

19:06Madam judge, you whore.

19:09There, he tenses all his muscles.

19:12After Griffin's death, the control group made the entire Janus project public.

19:15Everyone knows the truth.

19:17Everyone knows this is a stinky project!

19:20Feeling human has its good sides, doesn't it?

19:23Yeah, quick, yeah.

19:24Thank you, you whore of a judge.

19:25He's going to call it that now!

19:28Yeah, long live the whore judge!

19:31Judge whore!

19:32Judge whore!

19:36Poor thing!

19:37So beautiful, we're not allowed to say it.

19:43Ah!

19:43We stop here because there is no more road.

19:46He didn't go far!

19:49I just have to turn around.

19:50I'm waiting for them to leave because they'll be back!

19:53It's going to be awful.

19:53That's going to mess up the facts!

20:00Azique to the very end.

20:01Tata tata tata tata tata tata tata,

20:03in your ears.

20:04It was funny. Honestly, it was funny.

20:06It's not a great film, but for a small movie it's perfect.

20:09That's perfect!

20:11Exactly what we needed!

20:12Exactly what we needed!

CINÉ Z - JUDGE DREDD (1995)

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