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Oops... I Had the President's Wolf Babies - eng sub
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00:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:31Mr. President
00:37Eyes on me
00:44Take your clothes off
00:51Three years by his side
00:53Taking down his enemies
00:55Handling the press
00:56I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:00The first one to bear my heir
01:02Becomes the first lady
01:15Not long after
01:16The other women in the surrogacy program
01:18Started getting pregnant one by one
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:23Once I have this baby
01:24I'll take the money and go
01:26First lady?
01:27Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:29Nurse?
01:30Doctor?
01:30Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32It's a boy
01:33Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:36The second the president saw the kid
01:37He had her and the baby kicked out
01:39Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:44I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:47But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:49The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:52Every last one of them got kicked out
01:54Take your bastard and get lost
01:55Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:57I swear I can give you a child
01:58Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:03Come on, push!
02:04Give it everything!
02:05Baby's almost here!
02:13One last push, come on, you can do it!
02:16The baby's here!
02:17A healthy baby!
02:20Oh, monster!
02:21Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell?
02:30I just gave birth to...
02:32Dog pups?
02:34How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad
02:38The president won't even need a test
02:40No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:43I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45And the money?
02:46Gone
02:50What's going on here?
02:59What should I do?
03:00What should I do?
03:08What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me, where is my child?
03:17Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:19I let you down
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied, I...
03:25I wasn't pregnant
03:26That wasn't a baby coming out
03:28That was...
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team
03:39can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate
03:43to get pregnant with your baby
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it made me look pregnant
03:47Today I just ate too much
03:49and had to go
03:53What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President, you should stay back
04:03I just went
04:04It's pretty rank
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing
04:07and a National Security Council meeting
04:09and waited two hours here
04:11just for you to take a crap?
04:13Mr. President
04:14I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:17Just give me more time
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this
04:28You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:31What?
04:35No money
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free
04:38What a joke
04:39You two little troublemakers
04:41You totally screwed me
04:42If it weren't for you
04:44Who knows?
04:44Maybe I'd be First Lady now
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:54I've ever heard
04:54Eh, whatever
04:55But hey, you're mine, right?
05:00You guys hungry?
05:12Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17Alright, fine
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:20I guess that's just what happens
05:21when you're their mom
05:27Drink up
05:31Now that's what I call my kids
05:32Already drinking in style
05:34You two are going places
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:38is riding on you little furballs now
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted
05:45with the president's sperm
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53You hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now
05:55I won't bite
05:56Wow, I've never seen a dog
05:58as big as you before
06:01Could it be...
06:03him?
06:04Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:12Mommy, hug
06:15You two?
06:17We're the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:20And they're already big and can talk
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:23Mommy!
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:28Feels just like regular kids
06:31Mommy, hug
06:33Okay, okay
06:35Mommy's good babies
06:37Puppy kids, whatever
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45This might just last them one day
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:51I just don't want to waste anything
06:52You're always talking about saving food
06:54so I'm supporting you
06:56Just focus on paying off your debt
06:57Don't try anything cute
07:00I get it
07:08Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us
07:12We gotta get her a gift
07:15I think I smell...
07:16Dad!
07:45Mom worked so hard for us
08:00¿Puedo?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16A quick qualified?
08:18What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:26You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:31Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:43Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:47Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:53A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:04Mommy!
09:06Here, take this.
09:08The presidential seal?
09:10The nuclear button briefcase?
09:12No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:29This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:31You should wear it.
09:33Oh no, oh no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code red.
09:38Locked in the White House.
09:39Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh my God.
09:42If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:50This is the last one the maids orders.
09:52Open the door.
09:59There they are.
10:00Right here.
10:03Oh my God.
10:04Caught red-handed.
10:05I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room.
10:12Mr. President, I...
10:13I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just...
10:19here.
10:20It must be the real thief.
10:22They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the
10:24stuff in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:36Just tell the truth already.
10:37Ma'am, look at me.
10:38I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:40Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive.
10:42Mr. President, don't forget.
10:44This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:49I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:52That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you
10:56up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me, who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:02I swear, I didn't.
11:04Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy.
11:15I swear.
11:16Then let's do it in your way.
11:24Oh my god.
11:27Get down from there.
11:28Now.
11:29That's the president.
11:30Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:44You dirty bitch.
11:45You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:48Someone, kill these animals.
11:50Throw them in the trash.
11:51No!
11:56Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:59I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:03I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:06Please, don't hurt them.
12:07I swear I'll train them to use the toilet, and they won't chew up your shoes.
12:13Mr. President!
12:14These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:18And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:24You really like them, huh?
12:28Well, duh.
12:29They're my kids.
12:30Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:32They're adorable!
12:34Please just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:45Wish they were werewolves.
12:47This ends here.
12:48No one speaks of this.
12:50Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:26Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:29Not so strays.
13:30The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:31But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:35No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:39So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:47One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:54Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:57Yes, sir.
14:08Hey, easy now.
14:10I won't bite.
14:11But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:17What is that woman hiding?
14:22Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:26Tell me.
14:27What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:31I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:37Okay, okay.
14:37I'll talk.
14:38I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:41She gave birth of two puppies.
14:44And then I passed out from shock.
14:48You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:51Yes, I swear.
14:52Every word is true.
14:53I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:56So that's it.
14:57Yesterday was so weird.
14:59Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:03But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:06Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:18Quick!
15:19Hide!
15:48What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:57Stop!
15:58The president said I could keep them.
16:00You can't...
16:01Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:10Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:14Let me tell you something.
16:16You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them.
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:29Kill them!
16:30Do it now!
16:33No!
16:35Hit her.
16:48Don't move.
16:49You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:54Promise me.
16:56Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:01Okay, Mommy.
17:05What are you waiting for?
17:07Pull those little beasts out!
17:10No!
17:11Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:14What kids?
17:21Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be First Ladies so bad?
17:25You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:28You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:33You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be First Lady?
17:38You scheming little bitch.
17:40I'm not letting you stick around.
17:43I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:48Wait!
17:57Baby, don't be scared.
18:00Mommy's here.
18:01What are you waiting for?
18:02Hit her, too!
18:03Beat her until she stops moving!
18:17I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:23Mr. President
18:30Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you
18:34Olivia, you've got some nerve
18:35I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:37Why do you bring people to hurt you?
18:39Mr. President, you misunderstand
18:40I was worried about rabies
18:42What if they pose a risk to you?
18:43I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
18:48She's... she's lying
18:49She just wanted to kill my dogs
18:51Sorry I'm late
19:00These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:22Oh my god, the president?
19:25The president is holding me?
19:27What kind of script is this?
19:29He saved me?
19:31And he's being... gentle?
19:33Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:37Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:40Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
19:42You'd be perfect
19:43Mr. President, I just didn't think it through
19:45But I was only worried about your safety
19:47You too
19:48Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:52Mr. President, we...
19:53If you can't figure out who signs your checks
19:55I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:56They're short on people in the Middle East
19:58You leave tomorrow
19:59See what a real field assignment looks like
20:02Mr. President, we're sorry
20:03Please, give us another chance!
20:06Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:09I've already disinfected the area
20:11Just needs oint applied regularly
20:12I'll do it
20:19Um, maybe I should just do it myself
20:22I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:26Oh my god!
20:27The president just touched me!
20:28Why is he being so nice to me?
20:30We've only known each other for a few days
20:31Is he... is he up to something?
20:33I promise you
20:40What happened today will never happen again
20:43Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President
20:47Come in
20:49Mr. President
20:50About what happened today
20:52It was my mistake
20:53I hope you can forgive me
20:54Olivia, I've never doubted your work
20:57But you need to understand
20:59My personal life is none of your business
21:03Yes, sir
21:04From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:06Move her into the room next to mine
21:09What?
21:10And one more thing
21:12The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:14Leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:16We're making it official
21:17Girlfriend?
21:18Girlfriend?
21:19Mr. President?
21:21This... this isn't right
21:22I'm just a cleaner, I...
21:25No one deserves it more than you
21:27What is wrong with this man?
21:29Did someone drug him?
21:30I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad
21:32But this is too fast
21:33I am not ready for this
21:34Mr. President
21:35Every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:37Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
21:40If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:43Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia
21:45I'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
21:50Too bad he doesn't know
21:51These two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:53Only these two pups are truly mine
21:56None of those women bore my seed
21:58But no one can know I'm a werewolf
22:00Their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:11Miss Cole, this is your room
22:12If you need anything, just call me
22:21Okay, come out, babies
22:26Mommy!
22:30My good babies
22:35Kids?
22:35You're sure the maid heard right?
22:37Positive
22:37Two kids, four or five years old
22:39Called her mommy
22:40Ah, got it
22:42This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:45Those brats are probably leftovers from some job
22:47Baby data ran off
22:48No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them
22:50Then we should tell the president
22:51Let him know she's got two kids in tow
22:53He'll dump her for sure
22:53That's too easy for her
22:56Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner
22:58Every media outlet in the country will be there
23:00I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:03She'll crawl out of the White House in shame
23:07Mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:08You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out
23:12Got it?
23:13Got it, mommy
23:14Bye-bye, mommy
23:21Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:25Any hints?
23:27You'll know soon enough
23:38Who is she?
23:39I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:42Maybe some European princess?
23:43She's got that kind of vibe
23:44Whoever she is
23:45Tomorrow's front page is locked
24:01You look stunning tonight
24:02Shall we dance?
24:07Mr. President
24:08I don't know how
24:10Just follow my lead
24:17The President is
24:19Dancing with her?
24:20This is huge
24:30No, no, no
24:31Snap out of it, Leah
24:32He's the President
24:33Half the women in America would could kill to marry him
24:35What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
24:39Get a grip
24:41Allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:43Leah Cole
24:49He actually said it
24:52Mr. President
24:56What's Ms. Cole's background?
24:58How long have you two been together?
24:59How did you meet?
25:02Don't be afraid
25:06My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:07No noble background
25:08No complicated past
25:09She's clean
25:09She's simple
25:10I don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:12I'm counting on all of you
25:14Please
25:14Leave her alone
25:18Ms. Cole
25:18Do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:22I...
25:23How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:26I've never dated anyone
25:28So that means
25:29The President is your first love
25:36Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President
25:38But there are two children at the door
25:39They say they're looking for their mother
25:41I wasn't sure how to handle it
25:43Because the person they're looking for
25:44I didn't dare stop them
25:47My babies
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