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The Kapil Sharma Show - 11th April 2026 Full Episode
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00:08:43Oh, God.
00:08:46Let's go.
00:08:47It's a happy day, a happy day.
00:08:49You're laughing.
00:08:50Chandon.
00:08:53Come here.
00:08:54Come here.
00:08:54Come here.
00:08:55Come here.
00:08:57One thing.
00:08:58Where are you going?
00:09:00One thing.
00:09:02Where are you going?
00:09:06Why do you see celebrities?
00:09:08Why do you look at yourself?
00:09:09Why do you see your eyes under your eyes?
00:09:11Do you see your eyes under your eyes?
00:09:12Confidence?
00:09:17There will be 100 episodes
00:09:18and two channels changed.
00:09:22I think you can change the shape.
00:09:33Mr. Mr. Tavrath, can you do a good job?
00:09:37Mr. Tavrath, are you a friend of Kapil?
00:09:41Mr. Yes sir.
00:09:42Mr. Yes sir, he's a friend of Kapil.
00:09:43Mr. That's your friend of Gitar.
00:09:45Mr. Yes, Dinesh.
00:09:47Mr. Dinesh?
00:09:49Mr. Dinesh, do a job.
00:09:51Mr. I play the guitar alone.
00:09:53Is
00:09:56no
00:09:57no
00:09:57no
00:09:58no
00:09:59no
00:10:01I don't want to play the guitar in the other way.
00:10:09I'm telling you, I'm telling you, I'm friends.
00:10:13I don't want to play the guitar.
00:10:18I'm telling you, don't open the guitar and open it on the lid,
00:10:22so that you can hear your hands.
00:10:30foreign
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00:10:53It's hard to show you.
00:10:58How much money you earn?
00:11:01How much money you earn?
00:11:04You earn a discount.
00:11:06You earn a discount.
00:11:09Who is this?
00:11:11Who is this?
00:11:13A discount.
00:11:14You get a discount.
00:11:20Your money is a discount.
00:11:23ڈیری ڈیڈیڈیڈ ہے
00:11:32ڈشکو میں آپ لوگوں کو بتاتا ہوں
00:11:36ان شب نے مل کر سونی ٹی وی کو لوٹا ہے
00:11:43مطلب میں بتاتا ہوں
00:11:44اتنا لوٹا ان لوگوں نے
00:11:46ان بیچاروں کے پاس
00:11:47صرف سوریا ونشم کے علاوہ
00:11:49کوئی چیز ہی نہیں ہے دکھانے کے لئے
00:12:21to her if you love her, you can steal the news channel from her.
00:12:25If you love her, you can go to the planet on the animal planet.
00:12:30If you love her, you can go to the house of the house.
00:12:34Like in marriage, how do you steal the cows?
00:12:38You can steal the cows.
00:12:40You can steal the cows.
00:12:42How much you will steal the cows?
00:12:45I've got lost.
00:12:47I've got lost.
00:12:48I mean, there is a lot of problems in every show, when I ask myself how much money you earn,
00:12:54what happens, what you do.
00:12:59Tell me that they deserve it.
00:13:03Whatever they lose, they deserve it.
00:13:05Because the most people give happiness.
00:13:09They give happiness.
00:13:11Thank you, brother.
00:13:12Thank you so much.
00:13:13That's what I mean.
00:13:18That's what I mean.
00:13:19That's what I mean.
00:13:19My mother gives happiness.
00:13:21My mother shows her show.
00:13:23She's laughing.
00:13:24That's what I mean.
00:13:26No one doesn't have a problem.
00:13:27Okay?
00:13:31So...
00:13:32Go, go, go.
00:13:35Go, go.
00:13:36You're doing it.
00:13:37Thank you very much.
00:13:39Go, go.
00:14:45Thank you, Mama. Love you.
00:15:01Very beautiful, very charming, supremely talented, superstar, Kareena Kapoor Khan.
00:15:14Whoa! Whoa!
00:15:15Whoa!
00:15:17Whoa!
00:15:47You're welcome.
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00:16:02If I am sitting around my house, then I will change my name.
00:16:07Okay, this is Kareena, but they have done it.
00:16:11It's so fit, so beautiful, so beautiful.
00:16:14I don't know, I can see gold chakra behind you.
00:16:17I feel like a beautiful goddess.
00:16:19Today, you are looking behind me.
00:16:20My chakra?
00:16:21Why is it?
00:16:22Why is it?
00:16:23Why?
00:16:24Why?
00:16:25It's a small, sweet, small, lovely, gorgeous beauty.
00:16:31Thank you, thank you, Kareena.
00:16:32Thank you so much.
00:16:35Thank you so much.
00:16:36Okay, Kareena, please tell me this.
00:16:38Don't say that I do yoga, I drink a lot of water, I drink a lot of juice.
00:16:42All you drink, there is no difference.
00:16:45Tell me, what is the beauty of this beauty?
00:16:47You ask all about what I was doing.
00:16:50I was eating kale and chips.
00:16:52Ah, banana chips.
00:16:54I love that.
00:16:55I think that's the glow of this beauty.
00:16:58I am eating.
00:16:59I am eating.
00:16:59We eat, we eat, we eat, we eat, we eat.
00:17:05We eat, we eat.
00:17:05We eat.
00:17:06We eat.
00:17:06We eat.
00:17:06I am eating.
00:17:12I am eating.
00:17:12Do you know, Kareena, here is a little glamour.
00:17:15Where?
00:17:16Do you have a show?
00:17:16Yes.
00:17:17Why?
00:17:17I am eating.
00:17:19Very good.
00:17:20I am eating.
00:17:20Do you know.
00:17:21I am eating.
00:17:24I am eating.
00:17:25I am eating.
00:17:26I am eating.
00:17:40What?
00:17:41What?
00:17:42I am eating.
00:17:48I will tell you something more.
00:18:14Now he will complete 100 films, I'm quite sure.
00:18:20No?
00:19:04No?
00:19:08No?
00:19:09No?
00:19:37No?
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00:20:53Welcome! Welcome!
00:20:56Welcome!
00:20:58A child!
00:21:00A child!
00:21:01How did it go?
00:21:03Good news!
00:21:05It's a film, it's a film.
00:21:08It's a film, it's a film.
00:21:09Good news!
00:21:09Good news!
00:21:11Good news!
00:21:12Good news!
00:21:20What?
00:21:22I love you, Akshay Paji.
00:21:24For this.
00:21:26What?
00:21:28I love you, sir.
00:21:30Why?
00:21:32Because you two girls are sitting there, girls.
00:21:34That's why, Paji.
00:21:35What? You are looking very pretty.
00:21:38Yes, sir.
00:21:39I mean, these two girls are sitting there.
00:21:43Who is this?
00:21:44Who is this, Akshay Kumar?
00:21:45Yes, sir.
00:21:47It's just so much.
00:21:48If you have to put your hands on your hands here,
00:21:50then you don't know what will happen.
00:21:53Oh, oh.
00:21:58Hi, Rafa.
00:22:01You are doing a job.
00:22:02You are doing a job.
00:22:03You are doing a job.
00:22:06You are doing a job.
00:22:08You are doing a job.
00:22:16You are doing a job.
00:22:20You are doing a job.
00:22:21Maybe two hours for man.
00:22:22Do you feel great about it?
00:22:25I'm happy.
00:22:29What?
00:22:30With your heart, I go with you.
00:22:32Are you here, right?
00:22:35I'm
00:22:38Oh
00:22:39Oh
00:22:40Oh
00:23:03Don't worry, please...
00:23:05Do you have a confidence in me?
00:23:07Karina doesn't know me.
00:23:09You will be 4-5 years old.
00:23:11No.
00:23:12Why are you scared with me?
00:23:13You've seen it in the film.
00:23:15You've seen it in your face and you've got a pneumonia.
00:23:18It's a good thing.
00:23:21Diljit will tell you something about it.
00:23:23What is the deal?
00:23:24Alright.
00:23:26I mean, my brother,
00:23:31one side Karina,
00:23:32What was that?
00:23:32You are so ashamed.
00:23:35And you are so beautiful.
00:23:36Do you have any dialogue in your mouth?
00:23:39No, I don't have dialogue in your mouth.
00:23:41Seriously, when I saw Karina Kapoor first,
00:23:44I didn't think that was your Karina Kapoor.
00:23:46What did you get out of mind?
00:23:48First of all, when I was in the morning,
00:23:50I was very fast,
00:23:52but I was a little difficult to get out of the morning.
00:23:54When I was in Punjab,
00:23:57I didn't know how to get out of bed
00:24:02I was very happy.
00:24:07I was very happy.
00:24:08It was a very happy moment.
00:24:11And it was a big thing about him.
00:24:13No, please, please.
00:24:14Thank you very much for your performance.
00:24:46I don't know.
00:24:51I don't know.
00:24:52I don't know.
00:24:53All of them have been running a window on someone's hands.
00:24:5814-15 questions.
00:24:59I don't remember them.
00:25:00It's an age factor.
00:25:02The question was that,
00:25:04as a child's equality is the same.
00:25:06When the check came in,
00:25:08all of them came to their own account.
00:25:11They said,
00:25:11your check was on the account,
00:25:13and the shooting was gone.
00:25:14you're not going to do that.
00:25:16It's not possible.
00:25:20The producer is my last.
00:25:23My check is not coming.
00:25:27I've never been able to get a good job.
00:25:31I've never been able to get a good job.
00:25:32You've also been able to get a good job.
00:25:33You've also been able to get a good job.
00:25:34You've also been able to get a good job.
00:25:35You've all taken it.
00:25:36This is not a bad job.
00:25:41I'm sorry.
00:25:43I'm sorry.
00:25:52You've also been able to get a good job.
00:25:54I've never been able to get a good job.
00:25:54I'm not a bad job.
00:25:58All of them have been able to get a bad job here.
00:26:12If there are you,
00:26:14I wish to see them all alone.
00:26:14He will not meet him from the local world.
00:26:22He came to the train.
00:26:24In the Mud Island.
00:26:27He brought one of the Bangalore
00:26:28and the rest of the people who have taken away.
00:26:31I saw a bunch of them.
00:26:34He said..
00:26:34He said..
00:26:35He came to the night.
00:26:35He was looking for Bangalore.
00:26:39Now, look at me in the middle of the video.
00:26:42When the film launched, Karan Johor is saying,
00:26:45Diljeet is my partner in retail crime.
00:26:49What is my partner in crime?
00:26:50I don't know what you have told me about retail crime.
00:26:54I didn't understand what you told me that.
00:26:56You gave me that reaction.
00:26:57What did you do?
00:26:58You said that I had a problem in the morning.
00:27:08What was your partner in the morning?
00:27:09You gave me some love for the morning and sent me to the set.
00:27:13We were at 12 o'clock at the morning.
00:27:17We were at lunch.
00:27:18We were at 9 o'clock.
00:27:18I was at 9 o'clock.
00:27:22Listen to your story.
00:27:24I'm saying truth.
00:27:25I started to say that I was at 7 o'clock.
00:27:26I was at 12 o'clock.
00:27:28I was at 12 o'clock.
00:27:29Now you have time.
00:27:33I will take it to the film.
00:27:59I apologize from the depth of my heart.
00:28:01I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.
00:28:18I don't know what to do.
00:28:33I don't know what to do.
00:29:24I don't know what to do.
00:29:24I don't know what to do.
00:29:54I don't know what to do.
00:30:24I don't know what to do.
00:30:54I don't know what to do.
00:31:26I don't know what to do.
00:31:29I don't know what to do.
00:31:37Okay, I think number 10.
00:31:39Number 10.
00:31:40Yeah, say it.
00:31:41Okay, number 3 is number 10.
00:31:45No.
00:31:45Wrong.
00:31:46It's wrong.
00:31:47I don't know what to do.
00:31:51Number 4.
00:31:55Number 4.
00:31:59Number 2.
00:32:03number two number two
00:32:06number eight
00:32:07you can give a different opinion
00:32:09if you think that he is
00:32:11and I don't think that
00:32:12number eight
00:32:14number two
00:32:15no no no
00:32:16I'm saying number seven
00:32:18seven eight and two
00:32:207
00:32:22no no no
00:32:26wow
00:32:26I'm so happy for you
00:32:28number nine
00:32:29you did it finally
00:32:31God bless you
00:32:32number nine
00:32:33number nine
00:32:35number nine is number one
00:32:37you to me
00:32:37number two
00:32:51number two
00:32:52number two is number two
00:32:53number two is number three
00:32:55number two is one second
00:32:57I don't know
00:32:58number four
00:33:00number five
00:33:02no no no
00:33:06no no no
00:33:08no no
00:33:09no no no
00:33:16this was
00:33:19number
00:33:20Number 9, Number 9, Number 2, I think Number 10, Number 10, Number 10, Number 9, Number
00:33:323, Number 10, Come here, 4 kids who don't know, 4 kids, 2 kids, very poor in exams these
00:33:43people, Number 7, Number 3, Number 7, Number 3, Number 13, Number 3, Number I'm so proud
00:34:38Thank you guys, thank you.
00:34:41Hello, my dog!
00:34:44Oh, my God!
00:34:48Come on, my dog!
00:34:52I've got a dog for 100 episodes.
00:34:54Why?
00:34:57Why?
00:34:59Why?
00:35:00Come on, whenever I get to know.
00:35:02Come on, my dog!
00:35:06My dog has got 2 episodes.
00:35:09I've got a dog!
00:35:09I've got a dog!
00:35:12My dog and my dog!
00:35:16I've got a dog!
00:35:18I've got a dog!
00:35:19Come on, I've got a dog!
00:35:22It's fun!
00:35:24I've got a dog!
00:35:41I've got a dog!
00:35:42Do you want to come to the house for my dog?
00:35:43I don't know, my dog...
00:35:44I'm like a selfie stick!
00:35:48Just go for 2 minutes.
00:35:49Look at your Jim, you will fall.
00:35:54What do you do?
00:35:56What?
00:35:56so
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00:37:04Hello, my name is the name of my name.
00:37:07I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:12But I think I'm not going to talk about it.
00:37:14Why?
00:37:15Why don't I tell you what to call it.
00:37:17Why do you love it?
00:37:19Why is it so love me?
00:37:21I don't love it.
00:37:23There's no song in my name.
00:37:24I'm singing in my name.
00:37:25I'm singing in my name, I'm singing in my name.
00:37:27I'm singing in my name.
00:37:38foreign
00:37:39foreign
00:37:59So, how much?
00:38:00That was so much I played in my pants.
00:38:02Oh, no.
00:38:03What can I tell you?
00:38:05Sharmila Penge has left me.
00:38:06She told me that my shooting was a map.
00:38:09I said, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:11She's doing it.
00:38:12Wow, wow.
00:38:13She's coming out of my way.
00:38:14Because I'm like this.
00:38:17She was so cute.
00:38:20It was fun.
00:38:22She was so cute.
00:38:24But what is it?
00:38:25You know, when you hit CT,
00:38:27the kids are doing it.
00:38:28But the kids are saying,
00:38:31you don't have to do it.
00:38:36What do you do?
00:38:43What did you do?
00:38:44What did you do?
00:38:44I told you something.
00:38:45I told you something.
00:38:46My sister's a film,
00:38:47it was a good thing.
00:38:49My sister's a film.
00:38:50It was a real life.
00:38:51I couldn't get out of the car.
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00:40:25Oh, God!
00:40:49Oh
00:41:24foreign
00:41:34foreign
00:41:52Oh
00:41:53Sad mura dee
00:41:55So dee phabat
00:41:58Goom hey
00:42:01Goom hey
00:42:03Goom hey
00:42:06Goom hey
00:42:08Goom hey
00:42:10Goom hey
00:42:15Sad mura dee
00:42:19So dee phabat
00:42:22Goom hey
00:42:24Goom hey
00:42:26Goom hey
00:42:28Goom hey
00:42:31Goom hey
00:42:33Goom hey
00:42:36Goom hey
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00:42:40Goom hey
00:42:45Goom hey
00:42:46Goom hey
00:42:58Goom hey
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00:46:39Thank you
00:46:40Oh
00:46:40Hey everyone
00:46:47This is Kabir Singh
00:46:48and no one can see it
00:46:51because this is my friend
00:46:54this is my friend
00:46:56this is my friend
00:47:00what are you doing?
00:47:07I'm only Saturday and Sunday
00:47:08I'm only on Monday to Friday
00:47:11I'm more than a friend
00:47:12I'm doing
00:47:17I'm doing
00:47:18this is my friend
00:47:22I'm only talking to you
00:47:24because you know
00:47:25I'm not
00:47:27I'm not
00:47:34I'm not
00:47:36I'm not
00:47:37I'm not
00:47:38I'm not
00:47:38I'm not
00:47:38I'm not
00:47:39I'm not
00:47:39I'm not
00:47:39I'm not
00:47:47I'm not
00:47:50Don't forget to say this!
00:47:51I am not rebel without cost!
00:47:53What did you say?
00:47:53I am not rebel without cost!
00:47:55You are not rebel without cost!
00:47:58You are never without cost!
00:48:03Did you understand?
00:48:05The 5-5 people's hair is like a fool.
00:48:08This is Kabir Singh's style.
00:48:10This hair and this bike.
00:48:12Yes, true truth. Kabir Singh's bike,
00:48:14he bought a heroine ji puppy.
00:48:15He bought a bike.
00:48:16This bike was like a fool.
00:48:19Who is buying a bike?
00:48:21Who is buying a bike?
00:48:22You are so happy to drink it.
00:48:42Tomorrow he got a diesel.
00:48:50I am a surgeon.
00:48:52Hey, you're a surgeon.
00:48:58Hey, you're a surgeon.
00:49:02Hey, Prithi.
00:49:03You know that I can do anything with you.
00:49:05If I'm going to get you, I'll get you.
00:49:08I'll get you.
00:49:12Who will get you?
00:49:15I'm not sure whether I'm going to get you.
00:49:21Come here.
00:49:22Prithi, I'm not going to watch good news.
00:49:25What are you going?
00:49:26I'm going to get here.
00:49:29Let's go.
00:49:31Okay, I'm going.
00:49:32Come, come.
00:49:39Bye, boy!
00:49:48It was sad.
00:50:06I've been talking about this dialogue for 25 times.
00:50:09I don't have any episodes yet.
00:50:12I don't have any episodes yet.
00:50:12I don't have any episodes yet.
00:50:15How are you?
00:50:17How are you?
00:50:18You've seen the promo, I'm so excited.
00:50:20You've got your husband and wife.
00:50:24You've got a baby.
00:50:26You're the baby.
00:50:27You're the baby.
00:50:28You're the baby.
00:50:29There's confusion.
00:50:37You're the baby.
00:50:42He's got the same two episodes.
00:50:45You're the baby.
00:50:46I'm so excited.
00:50:47You're the baby, that's not the thing.
00:50:53I'm so excited.
00:50:55You're the baby.
00:50:56you are also talking about knowledge
00:50:57and you are talking about it
00:51:00and you are talking about it
00:51:01why?
00:51:03because I don't have a chill
00:51:06understand?
00:51:08how did you say the dialogue?
00:51:09it was very good
00:51:10I am very fan of you
00:51:12I took a gift for you
00:51:15yes, you are staying in the top
00:51:16yes, I am
00:51:19I got the best
00:51:20I got the best
00:51:20what is it?
00:51:23oh, this is a piaz
00:51:26piaz
00:51:27oh
00:51:29we are the worst people
00:51:31we have the best piaz
00:51:34what a star
00:51:39they are actually looking beautiful
00:51:40very nice
00:51:43very looking beautiful
00:51:44you should wear it
00:51:45you should wear it
00:51:46you should wear it
00:51:47I have a question for you
00:51:52when we go to the theater
00:51:53we will take a ticket
00:51:55or take a room freshener
00:51:57I saw the promo
00:52:05they have a gas problem
00:52:07this is why
00:52:08you are pregnant
00:52:11it has a gas problem
00:52:14what does it mean?
00:52:17what does it mean?
00:52:19what does it mean?
00:52:20no
00:52:23this is not possible
00:52:24it is not possible
00:52:25it seems to me
00:52:26it seems to me
00:52:27it is going to go out
00:52:28I will see it
00:52:30then Daljit
00:52:31how is it?
00:52:32tomorrow
00:52:32you have a name
00:52:33in my house
00:52:34in my house
00:52:35there are two TVs
00:52:36so I have a picture
00:52:37and I have two different different
00:52:38so what do you see
00:52:41Daljit
00:52:41how is it?
00:52:43as the first one
00:52:44is the heart of Amir Khan
00:52:45and the second one
00:52:46is the son of Sanitul
00:52:46and the other one
00:52:47is the son of Zol
00:52:47we are playing a little word
00:52:49play
00:52:49okay
00:52:54you will get me
00:52:54for two hours
00:52:57why?
00:52:58you will get us
00:52:59you will get us
00:53:00here
00:53:01why will you get us
00:53:07I have a beauty parlor, so I have a different type of massage, so I have a massage for you,
00:53:20Key and Ka massage.
00:53:21Key and Ka?
00:53:23Yes.
00:53:23What is it?
00:53:23In this case, we take the customer to take it and put it on the table and give it one
00:53:30hour to sleep.
00:53:32Yes.
00:53:33So, one hour later, he asks me and asks me.
00:53:35He says, what message?
00:53:36I say, what?
00:53:43Key and Ka!
00:53:47Key and Ka!
00:53:47He says, what?
00:53:48He says, what?
00:53:49He says, what?
00:53:57He says, what?
00:53:59He says, what?
00:54:08One person.
00:54:09Who is a reputation?
00:54:13Sure.
00:54:15Only a question.
00:54:16It's good.
00:54:19Is there a place where the dead came from?
00:54:21Thisक seems not…
00:54:50and then it's a box office.
00:54:52They keep shooting early in the morning.
00:54:56So what happens is that,
00:54:57as many artists who live in the show,
00:55:00their tail will be released.
00:55:03So what do you do with this tail?
00:55:11First of all,
00:55:13my mouth is broken.
00:55:15I'm going to go.
00:55:16I'm going to go to Sajid Nadiad.
00:55:18They also come.
00:55:19They just forgot their Nadiad.
00:55:21I'm going to give them.
00:55:22I'm going. Bye.
00:55:32Let's go.
00:55:34Let the girl go.
00:55:39Just go back to her.
00:55:40She's hiding behind her.
00:55:42She is hiding behind her.
00:55:43Oh, my God, my God, my God.
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00:59:21Oh La La Mere
00:59:40So guys you know what there are lots of rumors about celebrities and stars I just wanted to confirm is
00:59:46it true or false?
00:59:48Okay
00:59:49Okay
00:59:49Karina
00:59:49Sabse pahle
00:59:50Shurwaad
00:59:50Aapse
00:59:50Karate
00:59:52Afa
00:59:52Yen
00:59:53Market
00:59:53Mare
00:59:54Kite
00:59:54Tamur
00:59:54Sif
00:59:55Nawa
00:59:55Bhi
00:59:55Nain
00:59:55Baut
00:59:56Bade
00:59:56Celebrity
00:59:56Bhi
01:00:02Is it true?
01:00:03Is it true?
01:00:05Because he is so busy
01:00:06Busy doing what?
01:00:08Interacting with media you know
01:00:08What rubbish
01:00:10So this is F.A. or is it not?
01:00:12It is rubbish
01:00:13It is rubbish
01:00:13You are rubbish people
01:00:14Yes, rubbish
01:00:18Lakshir Pajji
01:00:19This is F.A. is that when someone meets your friends, you can cast it in the film
01:00:24Because you have a lot of trouble with a little girl
01:00:28So if you give a role in the film, you have a lot of trouble with someone in the film
01:00:32Two or four times I have seen your friends in the show
01:00:35What are they?
01:00:36Look
01:00:38What are they?
01:00:40Hello. Welcome, sir. Welcome.
01:00:44So, almost true.
01:00:45Okay.
01:00:46Diljeet Padi Afaa is that Karan Johar is a stylish jyotah so much that they were impressed
01:00:50for the film launch of the launch of the film.
01:00:51They were wearing 80,000 jyotahs.
01:00:55I didn't wear them to impress them for the film.
01:00:58But the jyotahs are 80,000 jyotahs.
01:01:00True, true, true.
01:01:01Wow.
01:01:02So, Adi Afaa is right, Adi is wrong.
01:01:04We can't cry.
01:01:06What do you think? I don't believe in Afaa.
01:01:13I don't know.
01:01:16I don't know.
01:01:18How dare you.
01:01:20Wow.
01:01:23Okay.
01:01:24Diljeet Padi Afaa is the shooting during the time that you have so many scenes at the film
01:01:29that the film won't get paid by the film.
01:01:33That you can see all those have the money.
01:01:33How dare you?
01:01:34Wow.
01:01:34You went through the film, so you earned a lot of money.
01:01:34You got 3500 rupees jyotahs.
01:02:06you have to give something for 4,000 days
01:02:06I was given permission to make boyfriend after 10th standard.
01:02:09Is it true?
01:02:11My mother also gave permission after marriage.
01:02:14I mean...
01:02:15A little bit.
01:02:16Because at 10th standard, I had a boyfriend,
01:02:18and my mother said,
01:02:19because I have to focus on the 10th standard,
01:02:21because I have to focus on the 10th standard.
01:02:22I said, you can't have a boyfriend in the 10th standard.
01:02:25After the 10th standard, you can do whatever you want.
01:02:27But that's why I said that I focus on the 10th standard.
01:02:30Did you focus on the 10th standard?
01:02:31Yes.
01:02:31No, no.
01:02:33In the 10th standard?
01:02:33Yes.
01:02:33Yes, yes.
01:02:38My husband, another question is that
01:02:39that is on the 1st floor,
01:02:41on the 3rd floor your office,
01:02:43and in the 2nd floor your personal bank.
01:02:46True!
01:02:58Wow.
01:03:10Thank you very much.
01:03:50Is this true?
01:03:54So, if I say to myself, I would like to discuss it on the phone.
01:03:58So, this is a very organic process.
01:04:03Karanj, what is this?
01:04:04Let's see, Karina.
01:04:09But, he himself said that the confirmation is Karanjohar.
01:04:13The epicenter is Karanjohar.
01:04:15No, but I agree with Karanj.
01:04:18You agree with Karanj, you agree with me?
01:04:19Karanj.
01:04:20Where is Karanjohar?
01:04:22It's very wrong.
01:04:24It's very wrong.
01:04:24It's very wrong.
01:04:25It's very wrong.
01:04:26But, how do people know what I'm doing in the morning?
01:04:30Don't tell me.
01:04:31The phone comes to me.
01:04:33Well, I don't want to say what I'm doing in the morning.
01:04:36So, let's stay.
01:04:39Oh, man.
01:04:41Oh, man.
01:04:44Yo, bro.
01:04:46Sir, tell me.
01:04:50Tell me.
01:04:53Tell me.
01:04:54Tell me.
01:04:54Tell me.
01:04:56Tell me.
01:04:56Tell me.
01:04:57Tell me.
01:04:57Tell me.
01:04:57Tell me.
01:04:58Tell me.
01:04:58What are you doing?
01:04:59One minute.
01:04:59Talking.
01:05:00Talking.
01:05:04Tell you.
01:05:08Tell me.
01:05:10Tell me.
01:05:11I'm mad at the heart.
01:05:12I'm mad at the heart.
01:05:15No, I can't get mad at the heart.
01:05:27No, I'm a fool.
01:05:46You know what I mean?
01:05:56.
01:05:56.
01:05:57.
01:05:58.
01:05:59.
01:05:59.
01:05:59.
01:05:59.
01:05:59.
01:05:59.
01:05:59We are not looking at it, so we are not looking at it.
01:06:01Let's see a little distance.
01:06:03We are not looking at it from Taimur Baba.
01:06:05We are talking about it.
01:06:09We are talking about it.
01:06:10When the baby comes out, people take photos.
01:06:13When you come out, people take photos.
01:06:15When you come out, people take photos.
01:06:17Truck, truck, truck, truck.
01:06:20We are truck.
01:06:21Our P.U.C. can check this.
01:06:24But you know,
01:06:25we saw Taimur Baba in Tashan.
01:06:27We saw Taimur Baba in Tashan.
01:06:29No, no, you don't understand.
01:06:31The mother and father of Kareena Kapoor,
01:06:33whose grandparents,
01:06:35Patoti Ji and Sharmila Tegor Ji
01:06:37are not in Tashan.
01:06:38Which one will be in Tashan?
01:06:44There will also be Taimur Baba in Tashan.
01:06:46There will also be Taimur Baba in Tashan.
01:06:47We are just telling you that
01:06:48you will never talk about that.
01:06:50Why?
01:06:51You will never talk about that.
01:06:52If you are a baby,
01:06:53then the baby will be gone.
01:06:56This is our very strange joke.
01:07:00But it becomes a little bit of humor.
01:07:02Kumar Ji,
01:07:03we have so much fun.
01:07:05You have a picture of Good News.
01:07:07You will not believe.
01:07:08In your Good News,
01:07:09we will see two pictures.
01:07:11Which two?
01:07:12We will see Good News.
01:07:13Good News.
01:07:14We will see Good News.
01:07:14If there is a baby,
01:07:16then we will see a baby.
01:07:18We will see a baby.
01:07:20We will see a baby.
01:07:21And at Interval,
01:07:22we will see a movie.
01:07:23Which one?
01:07:23Toilet.
01:07:24There will go now.
01:07:29You will see a baby.
01:07:31You have seen our song
01:07:31That is a baby.
01:07:33You have seen a baby,
01:07:36you have seen a baby.
01:07:36Look at that?
01:07:37Look at that.
01:07:38Look at that.
01:07:44You have seen a baby,
01:07:46you have seen it.
01:08:09Oh
01:08:45Oh
01:09:15I
01:09:18Oh
01:09:20Oh
01:09:47Oh
01:09:47Oh
01:09:49Oh
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