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Full Episode of Oops! My Rich Husband is Faking Coma
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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:17true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:38actually marrying a vegetable or hard thing that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people
00:00:46like her never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci heir is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26ann you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family
00:01:30why me ever since your father died i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent
00:01:39don't you think it's time you paid something back
00:01:42well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want
00:01:59anything to happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost
00:02:08you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take the money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:47grandma ann
00:02:48pleasure to meet you
00:02:49hi
00:02:52wow getting married on valentine's day
00:02:54how uh romantic
00:02:56oh and these balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but
00:03:00you know what i think you need this more than i do
00:03:03oh
00:03:06well that's very lovely thank you
00:03:09and you are
00:03:11i'm louis brother
00:03:12oh
00:03:13well half brother
00:03:15we don't have the same mom but
00:03:17that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm
00:03:26and so much
00:03:29thank you
00:03:29it fills my heart with warmth to see louis finally settling down right
00:03:35i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here
00:03:39bye grandma
00:03:41bye
00:03:41pleasure to meet you ann
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis fathers made years ago
00:03:59he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:02so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05ann
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just
00:04:20you know given that louis is in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ivf
00:04:32don't you worry dear
00:04:34the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:50did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right
00:04:54but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:18we'd go to a valentine's single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis's room tonight
00:05:28sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well miss ann
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16hello
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:42i'm not faking it
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:08he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:11he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:13guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:16i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:21so weird
00:07:25all right maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:45bye
00:07:55okay then
00:08:03good night dear
00:08:11crazy woman huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning husband
00:08:35okay
00:08:38see you later
00:08:52sir
00:08:53i think that woman's beginning to suspect that you're not really out
00:08:57should we
00:08:58look in there
00:09:02not for now
00:09:06ann morris
00:09:07the most popular entertainment reporter
00:09:10dubbed most trustworthy paparazzi
00:09:13i didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing
00:09:15me neither
00:09:18i think my new wife might be just what i need to stir up a little trouble for vincent
00:09:22i don't know
00:09:23god it's really him
00:09:25your job's so big
00:09:26zach
00:09:26zach
00:09:26i know what the deal is
00:09:28where is charlotte
00:09:30i'm just trying to
00:09:31i'm
00:09:33is that zach
00:09:35he turns down our interviews all the time
00:09:37zach people are saying that
00:09:39you and director michael are more than just co-workers
00:09:42is that true
00:09:42cool
00:09:43oh so a second ago i'm a womanizer now i'm gay that's awesome
00:09:46there you are i have been looking for you everywhere
00:09:52um quick intro i am a zach's new lawyer
00:09:57you guys are flash grid right
00:09:58classic look i figured
00:10:00we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently
00:10:05say director nick
00:10:06oh
00:10:07um okay
00:10:09we are so very very sorry to disturb you
00:10:12um yeah let's get out of here
00:10:16that was a fantastic performance miss lawyer
00:10:19thank you i will i will take that as a compliment
00:10:21oh yeah you just saved my ass
00:10:24what could i ever do to repay you
00:10:27well i
00:10:30that is actually that's all the things i need bye sir
00:10:35fuck me another paparazzi
00:10:41ann morris
00:10:43i can remember that
00:10:45ann morris
00:10:49oh evening miss bellucci
00:10:51good evening ann
00:10:52come here
00:10:53i have something to talk to you about
00:10:56if i remember correctly you're a paparazzi right
00:10:59yes
00:11:00well i i work for an entertainment news outlet
00:11:03so we do street shots interviews
00:11:05okay never mind
00:11:07i have an opportunity for you
00:11:09i've arranged for you to go on a movie set this friday
00:11:12to do some entertainment coverage
00:11:15really
00:11:16that's that's amazing thank you
00:11:18so this is what it's like to marry into money
00:11:21feels so damn good
00:11:23of course
00:11:24a career is important for any woman
00:11:29i've always thought you had potential
00:11:32in more ways than one
00:11:37thank you miss bellucci
00:11:38call me chanda
00:11:39oh and by the way
00:11:41steve's off today
00:11:42so you'll have to help louis with his night routine
00:11:46oh uh meaning shower and stuff
00:11:50i'm sure you'll manage
00:11:52oh it's getting late
00:11:54i'm heading to bed
00:11:56good night
00:12:03shower
00:12:03that's gonna be
00:12:07tricky
00:12:13there you go
00:12:16okay
00:12:18now what
00:12:18what is this crazy woman up to now
00:12:24well
00:12:25you know
00:12:25it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day
00:12:28so
00:12:29how about i just wash your hair
00:12:32if you don't say anything
00:12:33i'll take that as a yes
00:12:36not funny
00:12:40let's do this
00:12:42let's do this
00:12:46oh my god
00:12:49i can't
00:12:49get this
00:12:58sorry
00:12:59totally did that on purpose
00:13:00what a horrible woman
00:13:05i'm sorry about that
00:13:07hopefully sometimes
00:13:11i really didn't expect you to be
00:13:14this built
00:13:17well
00:13:19let's
00:13:21do this thing
00:13:22please just make it quick
00:13:23i'm really done with this
00:13:26here you go
00:13:37i really do not know this is what i was saying before
00:13:45i'm gonna get all in there
00:13:47i'm gonna get all in there
00:13:49oh
00:13:54sorry
00:13:55fine
00:13:55i have the room for you
00:14:05what am i sitting on
00:14:11oh my god
00:14:21you know i thought chanda was kidding
00:14:25i did not expect you to actually get hard
00:14:31maybe i should start thinking about having a baby for the money
00:14:38pardon me husband
00:14:42i guess we better move fast before you calm down
00:15:14i guess they'll get the rest of this
00:15:15you're gonna get better
00:15:20what what you're alive you can actually move relax okay it's a long story relax
00:15:29were you just awake the whole time in the bathroom you were such a pervert okay oh my god you
00:15:36were
00:15:36the one that jumped at the chance to bathe me and by the way you almost drowned me drowned you
00:15:41yes
00:15:42please you were enjoying it you literally got hard who was the one who was just trying to take
00:15:46off my pants huh who's the pervert now anyone ever told you you had a real smart ass mouth
00:15:50yes many times what two years ago when i was awake yeah you've been faking it for two years
00:15:57why i don't i don't get it okay long story short my half brother vincent has been trying to kill
00:16:03me
00:16:04he's incredibly dangerous so i i faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while
00:16:10okay don't pick all right come on you met him by the way after the wedding purple suit trying way
00:16:16too hard man pleasure to meet you yeah he seemed way too concerned about you yes far too concerned
00:16:25two years ago he messed with my medications more than once that's really bad yeah i have a profitable
00:16:32plan for you what plan dig up everything you can on vincent find anything you can to take him down
00:16:39i mean that that's that's what you do right that's your thing about it you just said he was
00:16:44dangerous you do this i'd give you eight million dollars
00:16:52yeah think about it much more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan whatever it is true
00:17:0110 million greedy girl you're fine deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right a woman whose whole brain is just money might be exactly what i need
00:17:21oh my god we're all gonna die
00:17:29i know
00:17:33oh i'm here for an interview miss bellucci sent me
00:17:36madam can i see your work badge
00:17:45uh right about that um i can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe i can show you
00:17:52a business
00:17:52card instead i'm sorry miss i cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in
00:18:02do people still fall for tricks this cheap madam
00:18:05she claims mrs bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge
00:18:11her
00:18:12place
00:18:13she looks like she just walked off a construction site
00:18:16there's no way shawn to send her
00:18:18i have a photo with miss bellucci if that helps prove it
00:18:40i can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less
00:18:50photoshop i did not photoshop this that is me
00:18:53keep dreaming
00:18:57i've seen plenty like you before
00:18:59the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks
00:19:03okay i am not gonna waste my breath on you so i'll just call miss bellucci myself
00:19:07go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message
00:19:16oh can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows shonda
00:19:19but i almost admire her nerve really i do
00:19:22most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation
00:19:26but hey the next time you want to play a high society
00:19:29how about you dust off your cheap clothes first
00:19:33she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of my sight get off me
00:19:38i can walk myself
00:19:39i can walk myself out okay
00:19:41some movie star you are huh so glamorous on screen but trashy in real life
00:19:47you think i'm low class fine i will just be a low class paparazzi waiting to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend
00:20:02their whole lives crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who i am do
00:20:06you i'm the man heiress our family has been close with the blue cheese for generations
00:20:11with one single phone call i can make sure you never work in this industry again believe me
00:20:18i can
00:20:24if you beg though i might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and i'll let you go okay
00:20:34charlotte i just saw the news she's really lewis's new bride what
00:20:44what that that bitch how would she possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it you two grab her
00:20:53what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity has been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest on it sir just so you're aware
00:21:07miss morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and something seems to have gone wrong
00:21:13what okay i know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go check it out sir we're going there
00:21:19in
00:21:19person and you're driving you know i was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon
00:21:28but i just didn't expect you'd come to me first and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little
00:21:36paparazzi because you actually think you deserve lewis i get it you're one of those people who had
00:21:44a crush on lewis or something right or maybe on the belucci's money it's too bad it didn't work out
00:21:50for
00:21:50you dare you talk to me like that well fine you'll leave me no choice i'll just have to teach
00:21:55you a
00:21:55lesson what about if i just strip you naked and throw you out into the street and show everyone what
00:22:02a
00:22:02cheap little whore you really are all right tag i'll serve you good for you no you're not
00:22:10hey stop let go of her it's you
00:22:18stop let go of it it's you i guess it's my turn to save you miss lawyer
00:22:27yeah what so you're at it again huh bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me charlotte you and i only dated because our agents told us to nobody believed that was real
00:22:45least of all you uh steve from the belucci group uh what are you doing here miss anne
00:22:54it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with miss man
00:22:59are you hurt what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks yeah caught a few hits
00:23:08steve don't hesitate let anne slap her back
00:23:12miss man i'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is completely
00:23:19unacceptable miss anne you took several hits my recommendation strike back immediately you have
00:23:29the full backing of the belucci family no need to hesitate yeah tell you what i got some dirt on
00:23:34charlotte too shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here go on hit her
00:23:58you know you really do deserve the slap but i'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:08anne anne
00:24:10anne
00:24:12get me my script this is my set
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping charlotte
00:24:19anne made her choice let's hold off for now
00:24:24anne anne
00:24:29zach um thank you for your help back there really but i'm married and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with to kill your boring friday night i am not that person well that'd be nice but no
00:24:42i just came to give you this thank you oh and uh you got mine still right sorry here oh
00:24:49my god no keep
00:24:49it i was joking i was gonna return something to you that was just in the right breast pocket there
00:24:57my badge i thought i lost this for good yeah you left it on your fake lawyering day right um
00:25:07about in there i'm sorry i i don't usually talk like that yeah i believe you
00:25:14it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit you want to grab a drink
00:25:18i'd love to again but um i am married so well i know that mrs bellucci but
00:25:26come on everyone knows that marriage is fake believe me been there no judgment but uh
00:25:31you're not actually in love with sleeping beauty are you it's funny that you call him that um but
00:25:35i really have to go so here's my card and i'll see you around bye-bye wait let me drive
00:25:44you home
00:25:52what a cursed day nothing is going right everything is wrong
00:25:55and zach seriously suddenly playing hero for that nobody
00:26:05is that zach's car who's he waiting for probably an actress we're literally outside the studio well
00:26:14whoever she is lucky her is absolutely waiting for you no question surely he must have realized that he
00:26:23was way out of line earlier and is waiting to drive me home as an apology
00:26:39what the hell are you doing zach open the door now the hell am i doing what are you doing
00:26:44are you
00:26:45yanking on my car obviously you pissed me off earlier so here's what's happening you're going to drive me
00:26:51home now wow yeah there is really something wrong with you have you seen anna around she was just
00:26:57here what are you talking about little bitch right yeah why'd i even ask you what damn she probably
00:27:05left without waiting for me without waiting for me well you know what they say what did they say
00:27:10zach what
00:27:12zach
00:27:19that's rough was she trying to get in the car and got shut down publicly man i'm embarrassed for her
00:27:25wait wait hold on isn't that charlotte mann the famous actress really charlotte just got rejected
00:27:35i'm texting my friends
00:27:39oh my god are you okay
00:27:41try that little
00:27:51welcome home thank you how's it going good good did anything happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you any handsome stranger try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one that sent steve should have known it was you you don't have to thank me
00:28:14but if i'd known you and zach were so close i wouldn't have had to send steve okay zach and
00:28:18i only met once he's just very kind-hearted so kind-hearted that he's trying to help nurse a married
00:28:27woman it's none of your business okay well that kind of hurts i came fully prepared to care
00:28:37fine only because i don't want my face to bruce
00:28:46how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:11um the ointment yeah right sorry yeah the ointment
00:29:22he said how'd you hurt your knee and that dr verla trips over air
00:29:29it was um before steve got there that asshole i was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new industry's full of people like that okay well if you come across another
00:29:40asshole just let me know handle it you're being weirdly sweet today it's very suspicious i'm being
00:29:46practical okay you shouldn't have to deal with idiots inefficient all right focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother okay whatever you say
00:30:02oh my god
00:30:05oh my god
00:30:10charlotte got recast charlotte's no longer involved in this project
00:30:15after the stun she pulled today she's not getting work for a long time
00:30:20how do you know so much about that did you make the call it's easy no big deal right no
00:30:27need to thank
00:30:27me look at you i might actually start liking you
00:30:37uh i'm i'm gonna go to bed i'm i'm getting kind of tired
00:30:49i'm sorry ma'am you're not permitted inside not permitted i work here not anymore this is
00:30:57bullshit let me in or i'm going to this is all because of that little bitch charlotte i think you
00:31:04should see this what now a five million dollar reward give me that oh five million huh for a baby
00:31:15well looks like my chance finally showed up
00:31:22a five million dollar reward give me that oh five million dollar reward give me that oh
00:31:42they say this stuff could make even a coma patient operator once he loses control they'll have to accept me
00:31:50so
00:31:57johnna i bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:29lewis are you there
00:32:38oh poor coma boy how could i possibly expect you to answer me
00:32:54oh looks like it's really kicking in i did good didn't i
00:33:09oh
00:33:10you kidding me
00:33:15hello
00:33:18oh yes fine i'll be there in a few minutes
00:33:22this is
00:33:23this isn't over lewis
00:33:25not by a launch
00:33:38lewis what's wrong
00:33:43lewis what's wrong
00:33:44lewis what's wrong i don't know what's happening here
00:33:48lewis what's wrong i want you so badly
00:33:51i'm right here
00:34:11wait wait wait
00:34:13i gotta know you want this too
00:34:15Yeah
00:34:46Oh my god, my arm's killing me
00:34:50Yeah, mine too
00:34:56Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry
00:34:59I am so sorry
00:35:01I got that yesterday
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it
00:35:06As long as you had fun
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night
00:35:13Don't make it something so intense
00:35:14It was just one night
00:35:16Let me look for the key
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:19It means what it means
00:35:24You are being released
00:35:25Thank you
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast
00:35:35You should at least have some lunch
00:35:37Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute
00:35:40Anne, what are you doing?
00:35:42Turn it the other way
00:35:43I'm trying
00:35:44Wait a minute right now
00:35:50Oh, morning
00:35:51Wow
00:35:51Last night was quite productive
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot
00:36:04I'm just, I'm very committed to earning that five million dollar bonus
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later
00:36:14Yes
00:36:19Oh my god
00:36:21That was close
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:30It's evil locked
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:42I mean, we already got married
00:36:44That was kind of the responsible thing
00:36:46I mean, yeah, you're like, tough to deal with sometimes
00:36:49But like, I'm, I mean like making more of an effort to like, like you
00:36:52And care for you
00:36:54Wow
00:36:56Thanks
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard
00:37:01Whatever
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway
00:37:04I mean, priorities are my career and making money
00:37:08I see
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh
00:37:18Oh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios
00:37:20Of AD Studios
00:37:21Do this right away
00:37:22Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Ann Morris
00:37:26Yeah, right now
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant
00:37:33Stop
00:37:33You, you said you wanted money and power
00:37:35I'm giving you both
00:37:36Oh god, you are impossible to talk to
00:37:38Take it back, now
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that
00:37:42I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants
00:37:46It's your problem
00:37:55Men and their ideas
00:37:57It's truly horrifying
00:38:00I just need to
00:38:02Take this scandal shot
00:38:05Get the money
00:38:06And disappear
00:38:14Oh, hey
00:38:15Zach
00:38:16What a coincidence
00:38:17Ann, it's good to see you
00:38:20You can let go now
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally falling for me
00:38:25Mmm
00:38:26A bit greasy
00:38:28That's a fair critique
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:34I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff
00:38:40Hmm
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag
00:38:58Come on, if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, uh, dig into your memory
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies
00:39:25The Carruccios
00:39:27It's funny, uh, when you're making your indie film
00:39:29You make some strange friends
00:39:32Uh-huh
00:39:33Yeah
00:39:33They just love westerns
00:39:35Tried to get them in as extras
00:39:37But those guys do not take direction
00:39:41Hey, mister
00:39:44I'll buy some flowers
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend
00:39:47I'll give you a couple's discount
00:39:49Oh, no, we're
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch
00:39:55It's for you
00:39:56Thank you
00:39:58Thank you, mister
00:39:59You really did not have to do that
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living
00:40:04You know
00:40:05I guess it helps him out
00:40:07So
00:40:08Thank you
00:40:10Hey, Anne
00:40:12I had something important to tell you
00:40:17Thank you
00:40:19Hey, Anne
00:40:21I had something important to tell you
00:40:23Yep
00:40:41Thank you
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers
00:40:46Um, what were you going to say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing
00:40:53Nothing important
00:40:54Come on
00:40:55Let's go
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier
00:41:10And they, uh, trashed your desk
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14It was way too scary
00:41:15We were not about to die for your desk
00:41:17Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself
00:41:27Caught on camera
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris
00:41:30Spotted on a street date
00:41:32With movie star, Zac Efron
00:41:34Rumor has it
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:39Flash grid?
00:41:40Come on
00:41:41I pose as a fake lawyer
00:41:42Who wants to scare them?
00:41:43Did they have to go this far
00:41:44Just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris
00:41:50Anne Morris
00:41:51Over here
00:41:51Are you the reason
00:41:53He and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever
00:41:59You homewrecker
00:42:00Oh my god
00:42:01This is the worst
00:42:28Who is that?
00:42:31That guy
00:42:32Is it possible
00:42:33That's Louis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait
00:42:35That's Louis Bellucci
00:42:36He's been in a coma
00:42:37Everyone knows that
00:42:38Okay
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be
00:42:41Whatever rumors you may have heard
00:42:43Does not give you the right
00:42:44To attack my wife
00:42:46Stop it now
00:42:47Or the Bellucci group
00:42:48Will not hesitate
00:42:49To take legal action
00:42:50That's really Louis Bellucci
00:42:52The heir
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci
00:42:55When did you marry Anne Morris?
00:42:56And do you realize
00:42:57That she is a notoriously infamous operation?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci
00:43:02If I'm not mistaken
00:43:03Weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you
00:43:08Number one
00:43:10Yes
00:43:10I woke up recently
00:43:12My health is no longer a concern
00:43:14Number two
00:43:15What happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings
00:43:18Zach is a trusted business partner of mine
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible
00:43:25It's just a waste of time
00:43:26Number three
00:43:29About Anne
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married
00:43:33She is a wonderful person
00:43:35And deserves all your respect
00:43:37Obviously whatever she chooses to pursue
00:43:41I will back her
00:43:42Wow
00:43:43The Bellucci heir
00:43:44Looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly
00:43:48He's actually insanely good looking
00:43:51Maybe we got this whole thing wrong
00:43:53I mean why would Anne cheat with Zach if she was just standing next to her
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married
00:43:59She is a wonderful person
00:44:01And deserves your respect
00:44:02What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Get out of here
00:44:06Linda
00:44:07What now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue
00:44:10I will back her
00:44:11Is that Louis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know
00:44:18Weren't the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:22Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my god
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:28Why does Anne get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life
00:44:37Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I've answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could
00:44:50But hear me now
00:44:52If rumors like this come up again
00:44:54And there is anything about my wife or the Bellucci group
00:44:58I will sue immediately
00:45:02Thank you, good day
00:45:06Oh, thank you
00:45:08Really, thank you
00:45:10Come on, let's go home
00:45:12Yes
00:45:20Oh my god
00:45:23Oh my god
00:45:24Oh my god
00:45:25Thank god you're finally awake
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour
00:45:34It's getting a little creepy
00:45:36Oh, you're right
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah
00:45:44Yeah, we just met
00:45:45But, uh
00:45:47It already feels familiar
00:45:50Yeah
00:45:53Same for me
00:45:59Come in
00:46:00I cleaned your jacket for you
00:46:04Thank you so much for today
00:46:05For taking all those hits from me
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do
00:46:12Do you want to sit?
00:46:18Well
00:46:19Now that you're publicly awake
00:46:22Have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no
00:46:27No, today was pretty much all impulse
00:46:30I still got my head on straight
00:46:31Don't worry
00:46:32If you want, I can
00:46:34Write something up for you
00:46:35Polish your business image a bit
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush to pay me back
00:46:38Okay, I meant what I said
00:46:39You take responsibility
00:46:41Yeah
00:46:42I know
00:46:57Oh my god
00:46:58I totally forgot
00:46:59I came here to tell you something super important
00:47:04Oh my god
00:47:06I totally forgot
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important
00:47:08Okay
00:47:09Alright, yeah
00:47:10What is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother Vincent
00:47:12Might have some ties to the mob
00:47:14Okay, yeah
00:47:15Makes sense
00:47:16I tapped some connections
00:47:17Did some light stalking
00:47:19And I found out that on Friday
00:47:21He's meeting with the mob
00:47:22At an abandoned factory up north
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal
00:47:27I'm impressed
00:47:29By you
00:47:30Not by Vincent, obviously
00:47:32I know
00:47:34And on Friday
00:47:35I'm going to go myself
00:47:36And see what they're up to
00:47:37Now
00:47:37Now I'll send my guys
00:47:39I can't risk that
00:47:40That's too dangerous
00:47:41No, that's
00:47:42Trust me
00:47:42It's the kind of thing that I should handle
00:47:44Besides, I won't be alone
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant
00:47:51Preferably someone
00:47:52Quick
00:47:54Smart
00:47:54Good in a fight
00:47:56Okay
00:47:57I see what you're saying
00:47:59Alright
00:48:00I'll go with you
00:48:01Okay, come on
00:48:02I'm not letting Tonda murder me
00:48:03For dragging you out
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health
00:48:06Okay
00:48:07Don't worry about Shonda
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway
00:48:12Okay
00:48:13Okay
00:48:14Sounds kind of funny
00:48:39Sorry
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us in a place like this?
00:48:44You know, I've been doing this five years
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places are where you're the safest
00:48:49Okay
00:48:54Oops, sorry
00:48:55I forgot to turn the flash off
00:49:02It's not funny
00:49:03Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you
00:49:06You're way too easy to spot
00:49:09Sir
00:49:11You may want to see this
00:49:16Always causing trouble
00:49:17Let's go
00:49:19Where?
00:49:20The seafood shack
00:49:21And you're driving
00:49:31Thanks, man
00:49:32So if you thought at all about that exclusive interview
00:49:35Don't do those every day
00:49:36Of course
00:49:37I mean
00:49:39After our latest scandal
00:49:40We both have plenty of buzz
00:49:42That interview would be huge
00:49:44I hope so
00:49:45But, uh
00:49:46Judging from your outfit today
00:49:48I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me
00:49:51You have no idea what I went through that day
00:49:54I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food
00:49:59But Louis showed up, so
00:50:00That was helpful
00:50:02Well, it sure was convenient timing for him
00:50:05I was coming to help you
00:50:07I just
00:50:08I'd never market it
00:50:09It's okay
00:50:10This exclusive totally makes up for it
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before
00:50:15What do I get?
00:50:18Um
00:50:20Well, I can
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online
00:50:44I thought I was your husband
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up
00:50:48You know
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours
00:51:03And already you're letting your insecurity talk
00:51:06I'm just here to make sure that, uh
00:51:08No questionable people
00:51:11Get close to my wife
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma
00:51:22Box in her entire life as a result
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding
00:51:27Lewis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today
00:51:32Oh, an exclusive interview
00:51:35That sounds interesting
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history
00:51:40There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple years
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious
00:51:49Okay, how about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries
00:51:54Something you clearly know nothing about
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries
00:51:59Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend
00:52:05Oh my god
00:52:06I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering
00:52:09So enjoy this feast without me
00:52:12I'm gonna go
00:52:12Okay, Anne
00:52:14Anne
00:52:18The luchi air my ass
00:52:20Can't even pick up the tab
00:52:25Hey
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit
00:52:29But I know Zach is incredibly annoying
00:52:31Well, don't pin it all on him
00:52:33You two act like you're in kindergarten
00:52:35And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation
00:52:38Okay, well, don't be
00:52:39I'm going with you
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow
00:52:48You follow my lead, okay?
00:52:51Okay
00:52:53Thank you
00:53:09Nice outfit
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all
00:53:14Okay, hot guy
00:53:16Let's move
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no
00:53:21We're not taking that
00:53:22That's way too high key
00:53:25We're taking that
00:53:46Alright, do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes
00:53:49Absolutely
00:53:49This is called low profile
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring
00:53:53And judging me
00:53:56Probably because you still look good
00:53:58Even if you're squished on the back seat like that
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that
00:54:03Alright, come on
00:54:16I think you can let go now
00:54:19Yeah
00:54:22Well
00:54:25Here we are
00:54:27From now on
00:54:29We travel light
00:54:30I
00:54:31That's my key piece of gear
00:54:32I brought something too
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch something
00:54:36Yeah
00:54:37Keep them under control
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that
00:54:42If I recall
00:54:45You handcuffed me for the entire night
00:54:46The other night
00:54:48I think it's your turn to see how it feels
00:54:50Are you
00:54:50Lewis?
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal
00:54:55Okay, look
00:54:56All right
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed
00:54:58See?
00:54:59No big deal
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go
00:55:01I have a key
00:55:03Relax
00:55:10Take it off
00:55:11I think I left it at home
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on
00:55:15Maybe I can
00:55:15I can get it off without it
00:55:16Take it off
00:55:17We
00:55:17We just got here
00:55:18And we already look like idiots
00:55:19I'm so sorry
00:55:21I
00:55:22I didn't expect them to be so
00:55:24User hostile
00:55:24Well
00:55:25I guess we're stuck like this now
00:55:27Thank you
00:55:28Whatever
00:55:29We have to go
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up
00:55:42Now
00:55:43This ruins the whole plan
00:55:47He's roasting you
00:55:51I'm gonna get my recorder
00:55:57Okay
00:55:59Follow my lead
00:56:06Welp
00:56:15Welp
00:56:15Welp
00:56:15I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci was way too mild
00:56:19That moron actually woke up
00:56:23We either of you seen
00:56:24No
00:56:25We handled everything clean
00:56:27Good
00:56:28Good
00:56:30I'm the chairman of the Kennedy Group won't make it to the week
00:56:32I want it to clean
00:56:34Fast
00:56:35And I want it traced to no one
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment
00:56:41We still haven't been paid for taking out Kennedy's partners
00:56:44Last time or the time before
00:56:46We risk our lives out here you know
00:56:47We don't do charity
00:56:49Yeah
00:56:49I got it
00:56:50Relax
00:56:51Okay
00:56:52You'll get your money
00:56:54I'll wire it soon
00:56:56But
00:56:57If you help me take out Louis Bellucci
00:56:58And clear the way for me as the CEO of the Bellucci Group
00:57:02I'll pay double
00:57:06I got enough footage
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here knowing what happened
00:57:21Go
00:57:21Take them out
00:57:24Go go go go
00:57:29No no no no
00:57:30Come go go
00:57:31Hey
00:57:32Hey store vault up the vault
00:57:33Here
00:57:35There they are
00:57:45Come on
00:57:46Help me over here
00:57:50Use more muscle man
00:57:53Oh fuck
00:57:54Fuck
00:57:55This sounds official man
00:57:57I don't know how to kill them
00:57:57Man
00:57:58Fuck it in pairs anyways
00:57:59Fuck this shit
00:58:00Fuck
00:58:02Okay
00:58:03That was terrifying
00:58:05But
00:58:06It's an accomplished though
00:58:07Right?
00:58:08I mean we basically got your brother to confess to trying to kill you
00:58:10So
00:58:12That's helpful
00:58:13I don't know how to thank you
00:58:16Sure you do
00:58:17Just
00:58:18Raise the price
00:58:20Twelve million
00:58:21Twelve
00:58:21Okay
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher
00:58:23Why don't you just
00:58:24Ask for the shares of the Bellucci Group
00:58:27Careful I might actually take you up on that
00:58:31Okay well
00:58:32We're safe for now
00:58:33But how are we gonna get out of here
00:58:40It's not even a handle
00:58:41Shit
00:58:42How are we gonna get out of here?
00:58:50Crazy
00:58:53Okay I think we're stuck in here
00:58:55Yeah well handcuffed
00:58:56In case you forgot
00:58:58And no service
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01No Steve doesn't even know where I am
00:59:04I guess we just
00:59:08Leave it up to fate
00:59:13Well
00:59:14What happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room
00:59:16It was locked
00:59:18I think they got away
00:59:20Got away
00:59:24You're useless
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless
00:59:27Did you
00:59:27Did you leave the look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman
00:59:33The woman looked like that paparazzi
00:59:35From the recent scandal
00:59:36Yeah
00:59:38Recent scandal
00:59:40Anne Morris
00:59:43And the guy with her
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy
00:59:45Zach making headlines
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What is he cute?
00:59:52Is good
00:59:53Good looking
00:59:54Good
00:59:55Then it's gotta be them
00:59:56Let's go
00:59:57Let's go get them
01:00:02I mean it's not so bad
01:00:03It could be worse
01:00:04You know worst case scenario
01:00:06They find us in a couple of days
01:00:07And we have the camera
01:00:08It's all the evidence
01:00:10Basically national heroes
01:00:12Yeah
01:00:14Honored for exposing
01:00:15Your darling brother
01:00:15Who pretends to be
01:00:17A harmless pretty peacock
01:00:19But is actually a hitman
01:00:20Hiring psychopath
01:00:23By the way
01:00:24You guys are brothers
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know
01:00:28I had a brother
01:00:28Until after college
01:00:29I thought I had the perfect family
01:00:31And my parents died
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time
01:00:36At the funeral
01:00:39That's how I learned
01:00:40My dad was cheating
01:00:41And I had a half brother
01:00:42That I didn't even want
01:00:45So my grandma took him in
01:00:46And pretty soon
01:00:47He wanted to take over the company
01:00:50And he poisoned me
01:00:53More than once
01:00:56Steve started to handle
01:00:57Everything for me
01:00:58And just tried to make sure
01:01:00He didn't put the company under
01:01:02You know sometimes
01:01:04Like the expectations
01:01:05Of everything can just
01:01:06Like weigh you down
01:01:06You know?
01:01:10I guess
01:01:11Too many expectations
01:01:12Is better than none
01:01:15When my mom died
01:01:19My dad let my stepmom
01:01:20Run everything
01:01:21None of them believed in me
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed
01:01:25But I just
01:01:28I pushed through
01:01:28And I worked really hard
01:01:29And studied
01:01:30And
01:01:32I'm going to be happier
01:01:33Than any of them ever will be
01:01:36I know you will
01:01:38I always thought that
01:01:40If you let me
01:01:41I'd really like to be there
01:01:42To see it
01:01:45Yeah
01:01:47I'd like that
01:01:50How about this
01:01:53In two weeks
01:01:54We get married for real
01:01:58Okay
01:01:58Yeah
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time
01:02:00Okay
01:02:19You two are
01:02:21Together
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my little excitement
01:02:26Yes
01:02:28Well maybe it is
01:02:29We are together
01:02:30Now
01:02:31I was gone for one day
01:02:32What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine Zach
01:02:35Okay
01:02:36Thank you by the way
01:02:37How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well we'd been trying to reach you all day
01:02:42And got nothing
01:02:43Finally
01:02:43Zach
01:02:44Decided to track your location
01:02:46On your phone
01:02:47Searched every room in this factory
01:02:50This storage room
01:02:51Is the only one that was left
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors
01:02:53Thank you
01:02:55I really appreciate that
01:02:57Anne and I both
01:02:57Really appreciate that
01:03:01Can I talk to you alone
01:03:02For a second?
01:03:04Would love to
01:03:05But
01:03:05Unfortunately we're a little chained up
01:03:07At the moment
01:03:07So unless you want me
01:03:08Part of that conversation
01:03:09I don't think so
01:03:14How about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha
01:03:19Seems like you two
01:03:20Have this sorted
01:03:21I think I've done my part
01:03:22I'm gonna head out
01:03:25I'm gonna go to a bar
01:03:26I'm gonna get very drunk
01:03:28I'm gonna hook up with a random woman
01:03:32Maybe a man
01:03:33Who knows
01:03:34Don't text me
01:03:39Listen you
01:03:39Shouldn't have jumped in
01:03:41And answered for me
01:03:43I'll find the time
01:03:44To talk to him tomorrow
01:03:44You're right
01:03:45I'm sorry
01:03:45I know you can handle it
01:04:10I hate to break it to you
01:04:12But you've been hugging that cocktail
01:04:13And crying for like
01:04:14Three hours
01:04:17Come on man
01:04:20I know it is what it is
01:04:24Are you sure you don't recognize me man?
01:04:28Nope
01:04:30But
01:04:32Since you look so miserable
01:04:38This one's on me
01:04:40Judgy Jason over here
01:04:44Welcome to my bar
01:04:46You look haggard
01:04:52Oh boy
01:04:53I only had two drinks
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad
01:05:04Zach watch out behind you
01:05:05Oh shit
01:05:08What the fuck man?
01:05:10You just bought me a drink
01:05:11Seconds ago
01:05:11Oh my god
01:05:13Zach
01:05:13Zach
01:05:15The drink
01:05:16I'm figuring it out
01:05:17Zach
01:05:18Zach
01:05:19I love you
01:05:20I'm your number one fan
01:05:22I've been waiting my whole life
01:05:24For this moment
01:05:25Sure yeah
01:05:25Zach he's like
01:05:27Your insane super fan
01:05:28Or something
01:05:28And
01:05:29He drugged my drink
01:05:30I'm going down soon
01:05:32We gotta run
01:05:32Hey you
01:05:33You're that woman
01:05:34From the scandal
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mmhmm
01:05:36You filthy bitch
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you
01:05:41Run run run
01:05:42Let's go
01:05:46Come on
01:05:46Come on
01:05:47Go right here
01:05:48Go right here
01:05:50Oh
01:05:52And this is hitting really hard
01:05:53I cannot run anymore
01:05:55You got to stay with me okay
01:05:56You'll be fine
01:05:58And
01:05:59This is a shitload of Molly and GHB
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake for very long
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops and leave me man
01:06:07Dear Zach
01:06:08Where are you?
01:06:10You don't hide from me
01:06:15You don't hide from me
01:06:16You don't hide from me
01:06:17You don't hide from me
01:06:17I'm just a ski kid
01:06:19I'm just a ski kid
01:06:19I'm just a ski kid
01:06:19I'm not going to lay myself
01:06:20Hey
01:06:21Psycho
01:06:22You bitch
01:06:23If you know what's good for you
01:06:25Step aside right now
01:06:26I might just let you walk away
01:06:29Not a chance
01:06:31I'm actually gonna teach you a lesson for Zach
01:06:37Zach here would never like a fan like you
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:43Of course not
01:06:45You're really pathetic
01:06:46Did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended to be nice
01:06:48To get close to Zach and drug him
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him
01:06:52But you can't even show him your true self
01:06:53It's disgusting
01:06:54You better stop doing this
01:06:55You know the second Zach sees you
01:06:57Hew to run in the other direction
01:06:58Because he hates people like you
01:06:59And he chose me
01:07:00Not you
01:07:01Never you
01:07:02You bitch
01:07:03I'm gonna bash your head in
01:07:06You don't mean to do that
01:07:08Nice
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah fine
01:07:16My arm just hurts a little
01:07:18Take him to the Belucci mansion
01:07:20Don't tell anyone
01:07:24Zach passed out
01:07:25The guy drugged him
01:07:26It's fine
01:07:26My guys will take him to the hospital
01:07:27He told me your location
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys to ever work together
01:07:42Talk
01:07:44Right now
01:07:44Who sent you?
01:07:46No one
01:07:48Nobody sent me
01:07:50I did it myself
01:07:51I just love Zach
01:07:53That's all
01:07:53Oh really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things
01:07:56Shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender
01:07:59You just disguised yourself as one tonight
01:08:01And you just happened to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like you were after Zach
01:08:06But the real puzzle is
01:08:07How did you even know he was gonna be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him
01:08:12Fine
01:08:13We already know everything
01:08:14We unlocked your phone
01:08:15So we're just giving you a chance to say it yourself
01:08:17Alright, alright
01:08:18I'll talk
01:08:21I love Zach
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:23Last night
01:08:24Last night
01:08:24This man in the purple suit
01:08:25Just suddenly showed up
01:08:27He said he could help me
01:08:29Have Zach
01:08:30Said he knew people around him
01:08:32And could track his location
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative
01:08:38Told me exactly what to do
01:08:41He said I could have Zach
01:08:42All night
01:08:43As long as I sent some photos
01:08:46Afterward
01:08:46Of us
01:08:48You know
01:08:51Together
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting
01:08:58Okay, here's what's gonna happen
01:09:00You're gonna call him
01:09:01Right now
01:09:02You're gonna say
01:09:03You got something about Zach
01:09:04You're gonna meet him at the park nearby
01:09:06You got it?
01:09:14So
01:09:14What's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be
01:09:17Busy tonight
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else
01:09:19Especially me
01:09:21And
01:09:21Right
01:09:23Introductions
01:09:23This is Charlotte
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone
01:09:26And apparently you
01:09:27Have some huge dirt on Zach
01:09:29That she insisted on being here
01:09:31To hear for herself
01:09:31You really are delightfully wicked
01:09:33Aren't you?
01:09:34Alright, enough
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already
01:09:36What's this Zach thing?
01:09:39I'm
01:09:41I'm
01:09:42Sorry
01:09:46Wait, no
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne
01:09:50You're under arrest
01:09:52For conspiracy
01:09:52To commit murder
01:09:53And aggravated assault
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be some sort of mistake
01:09:57You can't arrest me
01:09:58You idiots
01:09:59Have any idea who I am
01:10:03Well, we
01:10:05We already collected all the evidence
01:10:07So
01:10:07And you're witness
01:10:08So
01:10:10Well, he's over there
01:10:12No
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no
01:10:14No, no, no, no
01:10:14This is a setup
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17Oh
01:10:18You will nobody have
01:10:19Alright, enough
01:10:20You're done, Vincent
01:10:22Everything you did
01:10:23Led you to here
01:10:25You're trying to spot me
01:10:26You know who I am
01:10:29Sir
01:10:30You're a genius
01:10:32Oh, ah
01:10:34When the bat hit me
01:10:36That's killing me now
01:10:37Okay
01:10:38Come on
01:10:39I'll take you
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh, please
01:10:46You think I enjoy this?
01:10:48Gives me a headache
01:10:49Looking at your gaunt face every day
01:10:50You look like a haunted Victorian child
01:10:52Okay, show some respect, man
01:10:54I am your rescuer
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation
01:10:58With that bartender
01:10:58Okay, if your blind brother
01:11:00Hadn't gotten us mixed up
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation
01:11:03To begin with
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this
01:11:05You two are acting like children
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together
01:11:09And I'm gonna go
01:11:10Find some peace
01:11:12Don't kill each other
01:11:24Hey
01:11:27You're a solid guy
01:11:29I feel like I can trust Anne with you
01:11:33Thank you
01:11:35Means a lot
01:11:36Better treat her right, though
01:11:39One false move
01:11:40I'll be right back here
01:11:41I'll steal it back
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance
01:11:49In two weeks
01:11:50We're gonna do a proper wedding
01:11:51You should come
01:11:53You're an important witness
01:11:58Wouldn't miss it
01:12:03The bride is entering
01:12:05Please, all rise for her
01:12:07I never thought
01:12:11It happened on me
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding
01:12:18Eyes closed
01:12:19Steam in the bathroom light
01:12:25I'm so moved
01:12:26I'm so moved
01:12:27Me too
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this
01:12:29I never thought
01:12:31Dearly beloved
01:12:32We are gathered today
01:12:34To witness the union
01:12:36Of Louis Belushi
01:12:37And Anne Morris
01:12:39Louis
01:12:40Anne
01:12:41I'll ask you to share your vows
01:12:44And affirm
01:12:45That you enter this marriage
01:12:47Willingly
01:12:48And wholeheartedly
01:12:50I do
01:12:52I do
01:12:54Seriously
01:12:55Can't this guy show up to one wedding
01:12:57Without being injured
01:12:58Who knows
01:12:59Maybe it's that type of romance
01:13:01Louis
01:13:02You may kiss the bride
01:13:04Do you wanna get closer
01:13:10Say it's true
01:13:14Don't be shy
01:13:16I can feel it move
01:13:19Say it's great
01:13:22Say it's pretend
01:13:24Why can't my heart
01:13:26Just let it end
01:13:28Say it's great
01:13:29You may smug
01:13:30But homemade
01:13:30The day
01:13:30When you manage
01:13:30When you say
01:13:30I get
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