00:06Surprise!
00:11Is that McDonald's?
00:14No. I'm pregnant. It's yours.
00:17Get out of here. My wife sees this.
00:21What? Your wife? Are you serious?
00:22How could you?
00:24Let me say your word and I'll throw you out of here.
00:28Hey, what's going on here? Hey, leave her alone, jerk.
00:33I'll throw you out of here.
00:35Stop! Get your hands off him.
00:38I just wanna help you.
00:40By hurting the person I love? Get lost, youth. It's not your business.
00:44Whatever. Just have a nice day.
00:47Jesus.
00:49How are you?
00:52Do you want me to show you the exit?
01:08Let's go.
01:12Uh, bad day? Hm?
01:16Sort of.
01:17Me too.
01:18I got fired from my job so how about getting wasted I
01:27didn't know you at all don't worry I'm gay
01:31you are no but I won't touch us work I'm into ugly girls
01:54I was moving in with my boyfriend but it turned out he had a wife and he wasn't happy about
02:03my
02:03pregnancy either what a jerk if I had seen him I I would have punched him in the face
02:25surprise I'm Lydia Kressley and this is my husband Carson we're your new neighbors so
02:31here's the housewarming gift for you oh my god Butterfingers don't worry he'll clean that
02:47right up won't you Carson can you believe that I've been married to him for 15 years
02:52oh anyway so you two are a couple as well oh no no my boyfriend dumped me pregnant oh my
02:59goodness why
03:00would he do that oh it turns out he had a wife Carson what anyway darling you should tell the
03:10wife immediately oh yes do you think so absolutely I don't know perhaps better get over it and start a
03:20new life yeah that's a very good idea good freaking afternoon Edward who's our guests and these are our
03:34neighbors Lydia Carson and my friend Faith hi would you mind if I smash him in the face what what
03:43what
03:43Lydia let's go let's go home why oh stay here stay with us tell your wife what you were doing
03:48in the
03:48hallway today what were you doing in the hallway today I'll explain everything just let's go home
03:55okay now you're going to explain me everything
04:03anyway if you let me punch him in the face wouldn't be sitting outside in tears and where would I
04:09be
04:11with me with me with me in the shower go to home let's drink to our meeting I don't think
04:18Faye should drink she hasn't eaten anything all day
04:34is everything okay everything is perfect Edward
04:41bro can I talk to you for a second sure yeah I think we're vibing vibing right so can you
04:57give us
04:57some privacy just two of us please it's going to be three of you and I'm not talking about myself
05:06she's pregnant
05:13so what are we going to do with her now nothing I'd like to feed her hear her out help
05:24her
05:26but I wanted to watch the game together tonight well now you're talking about game when you have no
05:32chance with her you're a real knight Jacob screw you Edward
05:51you're here he's ready to have you ready to have you ready to have you ready to have you ready
06:07and
06:07Mind if I sit?
06:10Yeah.
06:16Dammit, what have I done?
06:19Well, you have a young mistress and made her pregnant.
06:22No.
06:24I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:27And Faye, you know? Faye, she's...
06:32She's incredible.
06:33You know, she care about me, about my business, about my dreams, and...
06:39She saw me as a man.
06:44Oh, dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:47What?
06:53Where are you going?
06:54Get some flowers.
06:59That was the best dinner of my whole life.
07:03Oh, same here.
07:05Um, I think yours is yet to come.
07:09I hope so.
07:11With you.
07:17Edward, um...
07:18I'm carrying another man's child.
07:21And I'm going to give birth to it.
07:26So...
07:27Do you understand what I'm saying?
07:30Yeah.
07:32You're not going to fit in this apartment.
07:35That's what I'm saying.
07:38We'll...
07:39Moved into a new one.
07:41But, no.
07:43No, come on, man.
07:44Enough of the jewelry.
07:46You barely know me.
07:48I guess we have about five months to get to know each other.
07:56What the hell are you doing?
07:58Shut up!
07:59Hey!
07:59Get lost, man!
08:00Faye, you're a wonderful girl.
08:03Get involved with a total jerk!
08:04Oh, that's why she should be with me!
08:06No!
08:07You have to be with him!
08:10He's the best guy I've ever met.
08:12And you're probably the best girl.
08:16And, um...
08:17And, uh...
08:19And I'm leaving here.
08:20Wait, are you...
08:22Okay, dude, let's be honest.
08:23There's not much room for the few of us, so...
08:27You're a lucky guy.
08:29Take care of her.
08:36You have two!
08:36I'm giving you the best.
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