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Oops... I Had the President's Wolf Babies - eng sub
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00:05¡SuscrÃbete al canal!
00:31Mr. President
00:37Eyes on me
00:44Take your clothes off
00:51Three years by his side
00:53Taking down his enemies
00:55Handling the press
00:56I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:00The first one to bear my heir
01:02Becomes the first lady
01:15Not long after
01:16The other women in the surrogacy program
01:18Started getting pregnant one by one
01:20I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:23Once I have this baby
01:24I'll take the money and go
01:26First lady?
01:27Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:29Nurse?
01:30Doctor?
01:30Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32It's a boy
01:33Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:36The second the president saw the kid
01:37He had her and the baby kicked out
01:39Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:41Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:44I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:47But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:49The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:52Every last one of them got kicked out
01:54Take your bastard and get lost
01:55Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:57I swear I can give you a child
01:58Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:03Come on, push!
02:04Give it everything!
02:05Baby's almost here!
02:13One last push, come on, you can do it!
02:16The baby's here!
02:17A healthy baby!
02:20Oh, monster!
02:21Monster! Monster!
02:25What's wrong?
02:29What the hell?
02:30I just gave birth to...
02:32Dog pups?
02:34How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:36Oh no, this is bad
02:38The president won't even need a test
02:40No!
02:41Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:43I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45And the money?
02:46Gone
02:50What's going on here?
02:59What should I do?
03:00What should I do?
03:08What should I do?
03:09Where's my baby?
03:15Tell me, where is my child?
03:17Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:19I let you down
03:21Sorry for what?
03:22I lied, I...
03:25I wasn't pregnant
03:26That wasn't a baby coming out
03:28That was...
03:28That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap
03:32One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36A fake pregnancy?
03:38So you mean my whole medical team
03:39can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:41That's because I was so desperate
03:43to get pregnant with your baby
03:44I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it made me look pregnant
03:47Today I just ate too much
03:49and had to go
03:53What was that sound?
04:01Mr. President, you should stay back
04:03I just went
04:04It's pretty rank
04:05So I skipped a budget hearing
04:07and a National Security Council meeting
04:09and waited two hours here
04:11just for you to take a crap?
04:13Mr. President
04:14I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:17Just give me more time
04:18I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:21I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:24But what about the surrogacy money?
04:26After playing me like this
04:28You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:31What?
04:35No money
04:36And now I'm stuck working for free
04:38What a joke
04:39You two little troublemakers
04:41You totally screwed me
04:42If it weren't for you
04:44Who knows?
04:44Maybe I'd be First Lady now
04:52Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:54I've ever heard
04:54Eh, whatever
04:55But hey, you're mine, right?
05:00You guys hungry?
05:12Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:17Alright, fine
05:18Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:20I guess that's just what happens
05:21when you're their mom
05:27Drink up
05:31Now that's what I call my kids
05:32Already drinking in style
05:34You two are going places
05:36Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:38is riding on you little furballs now
05:42What the hell?
05:43I mean, I was definitely implanted
05:45with the president's sperm
05:46So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:51Whose dog is this?
05:53You hurt?
05:54Hey, easy now
05:55I won't bite
05:56Wow, I've never seen a dog
05:58as big as you before
06:01Could it be...
06:03him?
06:04Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:12Mommy, hug
06:15You two?
06:17We're the puppies?
06:18How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:20And they're already big and can talk
06:21What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:23Mommy!
06:25Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:28Feels just like regular kids
06:31Mommy, hug
06:33Okay, okay
06:35Mommy's good babies
06:37Puppy kids, whatever
06:38You're mine and that's all that matters
06:43Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45This might just last them one day
06:48What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:51I just don't want to waste anything
06:52You're always talking about saving food
06:54so I'm supporting you
06:56Just focus on paying off your debt
06:57Don't try anything cute
07:00I get it
07:08Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:11Mom worked so hard for us
07:12We gotta get her a gift
07:15I think I smell...
07:16Dad!
07:17Mom worked so hard for us
07:19I feel like I'm wearing a madam
07:20I think I'm gonna get her a gift
07:24I think I'm still getting her a gift
07:25I just thought it was too hard for us
07:30He's got a gift
07:36He's got a gift
07:38He's got a gift
07:42What's going to happen?
07:45He's got a gift
07:47¿Puedo?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small town girl
08:09with a high school diploma
08:11who can't even tell which fork to use,
08:13what makes you think you're qualified?
08:16What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis,
08:23of staying up with him through countless nights,
08:25and you, you just lay around for a few months,
08:27spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:31Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid,
08:34get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia,
08:38classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:43Which thief has the guts
08:44to steal from the presidential office?
08:47Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:53A present?
08:54What kind of present
08:55could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:04Mommy!
09:06Here, take this.
09:08The presidential seal?
09:10The nuclear button briefcase?
09:12No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:29This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:31You should wear it.
09:33Oh, no, oh, no.
09:34We are so screwed.
09:36Code red.
09:37Locked in the White House.
09:39Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If the president finds out
09:44it was these two pups who stole it,
09:45we're done for.
09:47Mr. President,
09:48we've searched every other room
09:49in the White House.
09:50This is the last one
09:50in the maid's quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:59There they are!
10:00Right here!
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04Caught red-handed.
10:05I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole,
10:07wire my presidential seal
10:08and the nuclear button briefcase
10:10in your room.
10:12Mr. President,
10:13I...
10:13I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning
10:17and when I got back,
10:18these things were just...
10:19here.
10:20It must be the real thief.
10:22They probably realized
10:22they couldn't get out
10:23of the White House
10:24so they dumped the stuff
10:24in my room to throw everyone off
10:26or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:29Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just
10:31happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one
10:34who stole it,
10:35you little lying bitch.
10:36Just tell the truth already.
10:37Ma'am, look at me.
10:38I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:40Why would I steal something like that?
10:41I've got no motive.
10:42Mr. President,
10:43don't forget,
10:44this woman already faked
10:46a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:47When she got caught,
10:48she held a grudge.
10:49I wouldn't be surprised
10:50if she's been bought off
10:51by your political enemies.
10:52That's why she stole
10:53the presidential seal
10:54and the nuclear button briefcase
10:55to set you up
10:56and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me,
10:58who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing
11:01senator next door?
11:02I swear,
11:03I didn't.
11:04Mr. President,
11:05this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you
11:07is a ticking time bomb.
11:09I think we should charge her
11:10with espionage
11:10and throw her in prison
11:12right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy.
11:15I swear.
11:16Then let's do it in your way.
11:24Oh my God.
11:27Get down from there.
11:28Now.
11:29That's the president.
11:30Do you have any idea
11:31about how much
11:32his shit cost?
11:38What the hell
11:39is that filthy thing?
11:44You dirty bitch.
11:45You didn't clean properly
11:46so you attracted
11:47these strays.
11:48Someone,
11:49kill these animals.
11:50Throw them in the trash.
11:51No!
11:56Mr. President,
11:57they're just two stray dogs
11:58with nowhere to go.
11:59I felt bad for them
12:00so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:03I'm just a single mom
12:04trying to raise
12:04two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:06Please,
12:06don't hurt them.
12:07I swear I'll train them
12:08to use the toilet
12:09and they won't chew up
12:10your shoes.
12:13Mr. President!
12:14These are clearly wolf cubs
12:16but she's raising them
12:16like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is,
12:19holding this little guy
12:20gives me a strange feeling
12:21like I've seen him
12:22somewhere before.
12:24You really like them,
12:25huh?
12:28Well,
12:28duh.
12:29They're my kids.
12:30Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:32They're adorable!
12:34Please just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite,
12:37won't make a mess,
12:37I'll even put diapers
12:38on them if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just
12:43regular wolf pups.
12:45Wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:48No one speaks of this.
12:50Thank you,
12:51Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals
13:06best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something
13:09like that again,
13:10I swear I'll hand you over
13:11to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little
13:13hand warmers.
13:17Mr. President,
13:28I checked it out.
13:29Not so strange,
13:30the woman brought them
13:30to the hospital.
13:31But where they actually
13:32came from,
13:33that I couldn't trace.
13:35No way she secretly
13:36had two puppies
13:37while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby
13:43coming out.
13:44That was a massive,
13:45toxic,
13:46waist-level crap.
13:47One whiff,
13:48and the guy dropped
13:49like a fly.
13:54Find the doctor
13:55who delivered her baby.
13:57Yes, sir.
14:08Hey, easy now.
14:10I won't bite.
14:11But wow,
14:12I've never seen a dog
14:13as big as you before.
14:17What is that woman hiding?
14:22Mr. President,
14:23she was the one
14:24on delivery duty that day.
14:26Tell me,
14:27what did you see
14:28when that woman gave birth?
14:31I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:37Okay, okay.
14:37I'll talk.
14:38I saw that she didn't
14:39give birth to a baby.
14:41She gave birth of
14:42two puppies.
14:44And then
14:46I passed out
14:47from shock.
14:48You're saying
14:48she gave birth
14:50to two wolf pups?
14:51Yes, I swear.
14:52Every word is true.
14:53I've never seen a woman
14:54give birth to puppies before.
14:56So that's it.
14:57Yesterday was so weird.
14:59Stealing the presidential seal
15:00and the nuclear button briefcase
15:01is supposed to be
15:02a one-way ticket to prison.
15:03But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:06Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts
15:09out of the White House today.
15:18Quick!
15:19Hide!
15:25What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:27Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:30Feeding dogs?
15:31With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole.
15:33This is the White House.
15:35Not your trailer park.
15:36Now hand over those mutts.
15:38The president said
15:39I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:42You think he remembers
15:43some low-life stray dogs?
15:46Search the place.
15:47Find those little beasts.
15:48I'm throwing them out myself.
15:57You think I don't know what you're doing?
15:58The president said
15:59I could keep them.
16:00You can't...
16:01Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know
16:09what you're doing?
16:10Playing the poor girl
16:11with two dogs
16:12so the president
16:13takes notice of you?
16:14Let me tell you something.
16:16You're not even fit
16:17to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them.
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:29Kill them!
16:30Do it now!
16:33No!
16:35Hit her.
16:48Don't move.
16:49You forgot what you promised
16:50Mommy yesterday.
16:54Promise me.
16:56Never shift in front of anyone else
16:58or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:01Okay, Mommy.
17:06What are you waiting for?
17:07Pull those little beasts out!
17:10No!
17:11Don't hurt my kids!
17:13Kids?
17:14What kids?
17:21Leah Cole,
17:22have you lost your mind
17:23wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:25that you actually think
17:26two stray dogs are your kids?
17:28You can't have a real baby
17:29so you're raising mutts
17:30as substitutes?
17:32You're disgusting!
17:33You'd throw away
17:34every shred of dignity
17:35just to be first lady?
17:38You scheming little bitch.
17:40I'm not letting you stick around.
17:43I'm gonna make you
17:44watch these little beasts die.
17:46Throw these stray dogs
17:47in the cage
17:47and kill them!
17:57Babies,
17:58don't be scared.
18:00Mommy's here.
18:01What are you waiting for?
18:02Hit her too!
18:03Feed her until
18:04she stops moving!
18:17I'd like to see anyone
18:19touch her.
18:19and bring them back to you.
18:34I'm not going to have you.
18:47I'm not going to have you.
18:49I'm not going to have you.
18:49She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:51Sorry I'm late.
18:54I'm not going to have you.
19:01These two are cleaner
19:01than the bottom of your shoes.
19:22oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:29he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:37olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:40security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:43mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too
19:48are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't
19:53figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on
19:57people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like
20:02mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has extensive
20:08bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied
20:12regularly i'll do it
20:19um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:24oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:31other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:39i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for seeing me mr president
20:47come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me olivia i've
20:55never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your business
21:03yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to mine
21:10what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:14leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president this
21:21this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this
21:28man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast
21:33i am not
21:34ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as
21:39your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then
21:43this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner
21:46party too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:55are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:00their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:11miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:21okay come out baby
22:35kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:40uh got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:46leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:50should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's
22:54too easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondents dinner every media outlet in the
22:59country will be there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house
23:04in shame mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:13got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:21mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:38who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european princess
23:43she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:01you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:07mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:17the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:30no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:35marry
24:35him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:41allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:49he actually said it
24:55mr president what's miss cole's background
24:57how long have you two been together
24:59how did you meet
25:02don't be afraid
25:06my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:09she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:12i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:18miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:23i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:26i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:36sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
25:39they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
25:43they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
25:48my babies
25:49my babies
25:49my babies
25:50my babies
25:51my babies
25:53my babies
25:53my babies
25:53my babies
25:54my babies
25:54my babies
25:54my babies
25:54Gracias.
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