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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry With B
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00:00:01I will cry down to a hollow crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day, Phoebe. Senior year.
00:00:10No more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:58Hey, Chase.
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:05Shoot.
00:01:07Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:18Since, like, 10th grade.
00:01:20When you won that district contest.
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure.
00:01:36For real?
00:01:41Come here, babe.
00:01:55Surprise, nerd!
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:00Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:06Yo!
00:02:09Oh, my God.
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:13Watch out.
00:02:14I'm Beau Clement.
00:02:16Juvenile delinquency.
00:02:21Look how I got.
00:02:23Dangerous and violent.
00:02:29I'm in desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:33In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:34Roar!
00:02:34Roar!
00:02:36Roar!
00:02:37Roar!
00:02:40Roar!
00:02:41Roar!
00:02:43Roar!
00:02:49Roar!
00:02:51Roar!
00:02:52Roar!
00:02:53Roar!
00:02:54Roar!
00:02:58Capital A for a-hole!
00:03:02Beau Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerve.
00:03:06Me.
00:03:07My life.
00:03:08And the devil's playæŁ!
00:03:11I could've sworn I saw Jase come in here.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Beau- Wrong guy!
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever!
00:03:22Since, like, 10th grade, when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:29Forever?
00:03:31Since 10th grade?
00:03:33We'll eat it!
00:03:34We'll eat it!
00:03:35We'll eat that right now!
00:03:39We'll eat that right now!
00:04:12What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:18Damn it!
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend!
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:33For the record, even if every guy on Earth dropped dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:38Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with
00:04:44you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49Oh, I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:52You're such an asshole!
00:05:08You're such an asshole!
00:05:12Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry!
00:05:16I didn't mean to.
00:05:17No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:36What, these?
00:05:46That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, aka Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's going to touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:35S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41RIP nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:46Stop!
00:06:50Stop!
00:06:52No!
00:07:17That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:25Go.
00:07:36My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut.
00:08:25What? When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom. I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'll do better next time. I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe. You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever. Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:13Who made it? Who made them?
00:09:15I've had enough today. Time for payback.
00:09:35You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:09:39I... It's not what it looks like.
00:09:42Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:58If me...
00:10:00Your fucking thorn...
00:10:02...Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad. You recorded me first!
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room. You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as what...
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear...
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clement.
00:11:23Oh my...
00:11:24Oh my god.
00:11:31Phoebe!
00:11:33Phoebe!
00:11:35Phoebe!
00:11:35What the fuck?
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:56Come on Smart Mouth.
00:11:58Talk to me.
00:11:58Come on.
00:12:00Come on.
00:12:01Phoebe!
00:12:02Phoebe!
00:12:03Phoebe!
00:12:04Phoebe!
00:12:04Talk to me!
00:12:04Stay with me!
00:12:14Come on.
00:12:16Come on.
00:12:21Shit.
00:12:23I'm sorry.
00:12:24I'm sorry.
00:12:25I'm sorry.
00:12:27I'm sorry.
00:12:28Oh my god.
00:12:29Oh my...
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:32Jesus.
00:12:33Fuck!
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What?
00:12:43What did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot.
00:12:48And thank God, I'm your CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fu-
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu-
00:13:11Are you- I felt you-
00:13:14I was- I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Uh...
00:13:572-for-1 deal, you get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:02You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my consent!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa! What are you taking me for? A perv?
00:14:15Yeah, I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:57Oh, okay! So this is why you call me a perv. Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name? Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. Let me guess. Chase.
00:15:06Oh, my God.
00:15:08Shut up! Give it back!
00:15:10Uh-uh.
00:15:12So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:15If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:21What?
00:15:29What?
00:15:32What?
00:15:36What?
00:15:38What?
00:15:40What?
00:15:41What?
00:15:41Not you.
00:15:42Why not?
00:15:44Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:05I will.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:15Go, Clement.
00:16:17Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22We both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:28Hmm.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here?
00:16:56You delete that.
00:17:00I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:30Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:44Take it.
00:17:46Or don't.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular.
00:17:53For Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is...
00:18:01That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:03Oh my God.
00:18:06Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body...
00:18:11Not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my God.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:18Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What?
00:18:23Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for
00:18:58a girl like you.
00:19:00Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:25Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:39Deal.
00:19:41Deal.
00:19:48Deal.
00:19:53Deal.
00:19:55Deal.
00:19:58Deal.
00:20:00Deal.
00:20:01Deal.
00:20:02Deal.
00:20:04Deal.
00:20:05Deal.
00:20:06Deal.
00:20:08Deal.
00:20:09Deal.
00:20:11Deal.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess, and I'm so in love with you.
00:21:19I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess, and I'm so in love with you.
00:21:37I'm so in love with you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:48You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid bikes!
00:22:15Oh, jeez!
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:26Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:30Hey, are you going to come to Mr. Eldridge's functions this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year. It's way too cool.
00:22:34Yes. Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean...
00:22:40Yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh, no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:11Beau, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the eldritch function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:35The makeover starts now.
00:23:40I'll try with them.
00:23:44I'll try.
00:23:53Highly, you know?.
00:23:56No,
00:23:56no. You got
00:23:56a little fallen Anybody knows their ADA. You're
00:24:05right. No,
00:24:06it's not a quiet one. You're
00:24:06not afraid. No,
00:24:06not afraid. You can't
00:24:06do it. I'm not
00:24:06afraid. You're right.
00:24:06You're not afraid
00:24:06of the world. You're right.
00:24:13is he about to say i'm beautiful without my glasses is this one of those moments
00:24:23is this one of those moments
00:24:31no the movie's lied you look the same unfortunately
00:24:35cliches no miracles
00:24:47her eyes really are stunning
00:25:11bo can you come in please i need help tying my dress
00:25:25here yeah
00:25:30the outage thing you're going to right please i'll be so nervous alone
00:25:41it's short yes great um now leave i'm finishing up
00:25:48go go go go
00:25:57bro you're still here
00:26:13well i'll be there
00:26:33bro you actually showed up thought you hated fancy and pretty
00:26:36still do
00:27:01shit can't say you're pretty
00:27:05whoa
00:27:08is that the chemistry class nerd that cannot be phoebe phillips
00:27:12shut the front door
00:27:14no effing way
00:27:20breathe don't faint don't throw up don't trip
00:27:23please don't trip
00:27:27hey you made it you look
00:27:34unbelievable
00:27:34you too you always do i mean how could you not hair face suit the teeth all of it
00:27:42good good job good job
00:27:45relax phoebes you know this isn't a quiz right
00:27:50phoebes oh now i sound like a cool kid
00:27:52i wish it were as easy as a quiz so no one would drown in my cringe
00:27:57but then you know i'd resuscitate you
00:28:00because that's the perks of being a swim team captain
00:28:03i'm life-saving certified
00:28:15oh my god beau i always found you hot but this fancy suit look is another level
00:28:21i find you just the same
00:28:30what's the actual fuck
00:28:39well well saint vincent high's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:46good job
00:28:48i guess i missed the makeover of the century
00:28:51i always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:53max stop
00:28:55it's okay chase
00:28:56leave me alone max
00:28:58don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:29:00why are you wasting your energy and little old me
00:29:05do you want me to give you another makeover right now
00:29:07like i did before
00:29:17no
00:29:22yeah
00:29:23you know whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:26i mean they didn't fix how you walk and you quack
00:29:29you know an ugly duck in a pretty dress is
00:29:33what a duck
00:29:34is that the best you can do
00:29:36i was gonna say still ugly as fuck
00:29:38oh bird
00:29:40did you just knock it off max
00:29:41shut the fuck up chase
00:29:45tell me phillips
00:29:46when this is over
00:29:47and the lights come back on
00:29:49are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner
00:29:53you know i've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:57and as long as you keep putting out
00:29:59some guy will eventually notice you
00:30:02oh shit
00:30:06i'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:10the bottom of the food chain bitch
00:30:14you're right
00:30:15i do need a reminder
00:30:19i do need a reminder
00:30:21and i'll make sure everyone else here gets one too
00:30:26enlighten me
00:30:26please
00:30:27you make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall
00:30:31how cliche max
00:30:32what do you think you're regina george or something more plastic much less iconic
00:30:37and something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon
00:30:41eldritch winter function serving mean girls
00:30:44get her ass
00:30:46maybe
00:30:48after you're hit with these hands
00:30:51but it's okay
00:30:52but it's okay
00:30:53you can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:55here's some charity
00:30:57go ahead and go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like i give a fuck
00:31:01seriously
00:31:03yeah i'm a nerd
00:31:05i love chemistry
00:31:06and i hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:15wishful thinking
00:31:17wishful thinking
00:31:18i know
00:31:18but i'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:24wow
00:31:24good job
00:31:26who will call selling her feet pics at 28
00:31:28her career eventually
00:31:31holy shit
00:31:34okay what the fuck did you just say to me seriously
00:31:37okay are you done
00:31:38okay why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:40leave her alone
00:31:41for once
00:31:43oh god
00:31:44i'm gonna pass out
00:31:45in front of everyone
00:31:46on the best night of my life
00:31:51this isn't over
00:31:53have a good night
00:31:59i came here to impress a boy
00:32:01but i might leave having impressed myself
00:32:17okay so like i said
00:32:19if someone sees us
00:32:20code word
00:32:21word
00:32:22oh jeez
00:32:24oh my god i'm gonna throw up
00:32:26max isn't used to be
00:32:28nuclear
00:32:29sink bump for the
00:32:30i'll go verge
00:32:34okay
00:32:35okay
00:32:37perfect
00:32:39now let it set for now
00:32:45great
00:32:46teenage terrorism
00:32:55man
00:32:57you know mr eldridge is so generous
00:33:00hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year
00:33:04st vincent is lucky
00:33:06to have his name on our school board
00:33:08and mrs eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research
00:33:12kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight
00:33:24ooh
00:33:26you want some
00:33:28and a toast
00:33:30for the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:37slow
00:33:40slow
00:33:41yeah
00:33:42yeah sure
00:33:44courage
00:33:46love courage
00:33:48you can do this baby
00:33:49don't be lying
00:33:50it's just like kool-aid
00:33:52there you go
00:34:00whoa
00:34:02whoa easy
00:34:03ew
00:34:04you okay phoebs
00:34:05is this legal
00:34:09not exactly
00:34:18you
00:34:19come up here
00:34:20how you want to come in
00:34:22move
00:34:23or you can find out
00:34:25stop it
00:34:26both of you
00:34:27this is a ball
00:34:28not a box
00:34:29they make
00:34:38no
00:34:39no no no no no
00:34:40shit
00:34:41my giraffe
00:34:42are you fucking kidding me
00:34:47that's a van buddy
00:34:49not funny
00:34:53you happy now
00:34:54my night's ruined
00:34:57you happy now
00:35:03are you
00:35:15i need a minute
00:35:19hey
00:35:20she doesn't need your sorry ass right now
00:35:23i'm not fucking asking
00:35:35that idiot
00:35:36dumbass
00:35:38asshole
00:35:44so stupid
00:35:57why are you here
00:35:58get out
00:36:00i need clean up too
00:36:06this is a bathroom
00:36:07not your private princess chamber
00:36:12lee get out
00:36:15i'm not leaving
00:36:16so calm down
00:36:20fine
00:36:21then enjoy the show
00:36:26what
00:36:27what the hell do you think you're doing
00:36:29what the hell does it look like
00:36:30you wouldn't leave
00:36:31so be my guest
00:36:37be my guest
00:36:38be my guest too
00:36:40what are you doing
00:36:41oh
00:36:41didn't see that
00:36:44i was here first
00:36:45get your own room
00:36:46yeah well
00:36:47i like this one
00:36:52well
00:36:53you're a perv
00:36:54who felt me up
00:36:56at least i'm not
00:36:57dumb and naive enough
00:36:58to drown in a pool
00:36:59fishing for a kiss
00:37:02you arrogant
00:37:03conceited
00:37:03walking to
00:37:04sauce room stain
00:37:07that's all you think about
00:37:08isn't it
00:37:09how you
00:37:10kissed me
00:37:12touched me
00:37:13i bet a perv like you
00:37:14touches himself to sleep at night
00:37:16thinking about that
00:37:19i've seen
00:37:20everything there is to see
00:37:21and for your information
00:37:23there's not much to look at
00:37:25so don't worry
00:37:26baby girl
00:37:27i'm not getting excited
00:37:29and this
00:37:31ain't gonna happen
00:37:32even if you were on your knees
00:37:33begging for it
00:37:36oh really
00:38:05you think
00:38:07a little striptease
00:38:08is gonna undo me
00:38:09that's
00:38:10it's very cute
00:38:11very virgin
00:38:12of you
00:38:29i dare you
00:38:31to touch me
00:38:33unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:35even to pay back
00:39:02i'm no chicken shit
00:39:04i'm no chicken shit
00:39:06now go on
00:39:08try me
00:39:20follow me
00:39:21i've got something special planned
00:39:32that's mrs aldridge's voice
00:39:35come on
00:39:43my husband's talking to the saint vincent principal
00:39:46we have 20 minutes
00:39:53you're mine now
00:39:59don't touch me
00:40:09saw her in the bedroom
00:40:10in the bedroom
00:40:11makes sense
00:40:18yes baby
00:40:20yes baby
00:40:21right there
00:40:21are they
00:40:24are they
00:40:26seriously
00:40:37did you
00:40:37i don't think i can face mrs aldridge anymore
00:40:46the woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:48her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:41:07stay still phoebe
00:41:09i beg you
00:41:17you said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:19but i've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:25liar
00:41:27hurt
00:41:29loser
00:41:33you naughty naughty boy
00:41:53no
00:41:54no
00:41:54no phoebe
00:41:56why not
00:41:57why not
00:41:58you're not yourself
00:42:00you're drunk
00:42:00no i'm not
00:42:04okay
00:42:05maybe i
00:42:08hold on
00:42:09hold on
00:42:12what are you doing
00:42:13i'm getting us out of here
00:42:16now put your arms on my neck
00:42:24do it
00:42:24married
00:42:25hurry up
00:42:30would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:33or lose your lab grant
00:42:38so grab me
00:42:39and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:44sir
00:42:47here you go
00:42:50oh
00:42:51oh
00:42:52oh
00:42:55what
00:42:56how are you
00:42:57how long have you been
00:42:59ma'am
00:43:00you should let your husband know
00:43:02that these walls are too big
00:43:13oh
00:43:14i didn't know
00:43:15i didn't get to say thank you for not taking
00:43:18don't
00:43:18just
00:43:20just don't thank me
00:43:24phoebe
00:43:24hey
00:43:26i've been looking all over for you
00:43:31are you okay
00:43:34come on phoebes
00:43:35let's go
00:43:36come here
00:43:37come on
00:43:46oh
00:43:48okay
00:43:49on three we drench the ugly duckling
00:43:52this will go viral
00:43:57let's go see what trash he's dancing with
00:44:01oh
00:44:01hell no
00:44:16oh
00:44:17oh
00:44:20oh
00:44:20oh
00:44:22oh my god
00:44:23what is that
00:44:25it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:29it smells like a public restroom
00:44:32it smells like a public restroom
00:44:32get it off me
00:44:36fun chemistry fact
00:44:37the stench
00:44:38that's ammonia
00:44:40meaning
00:44:41you're essentially covered in piss feeling
00:44:45pissy max
00:44:46mad stinky max
00:44:57oh my god
00:44:58oh my god that's like kind of nice
00:44:59What's up?
00:45:20Hey, Thebes.
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:24Um...
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Papa, I'll take you home.
00:45:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:57Oh my god!
00:45:59You were waiting for me!
00:46:01That's so sweet!
00:46:02I had no idea what they had.
00:46:04Ice.
00:46:05I got the shower, and then it was cold.
00:46:10It was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:11I've never taken a cold shower in my life,
00:46:13and I was like, do we have one?
00:46:14Just drive.
00:46:23I was fogged as a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:30You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck!
00:46:43They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:59Thebes!
00:46:59Thebes, you look amazing!
00:47:01Tang Girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:07There she is.
00:47:09And you're Golden Girl.
00:47:11Golden Girl?
00:47:11Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:15Really?
00:47:16You know, cause,
00:47:17apparently half the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean,
00:47:22I really can't blame them.
00:47:25Hey, um,
00:47:26you actually figured out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Teams got the pull to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:34Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36Some Q.
00:47:37I love you.
00:47:41Yeah.
00:47:42Sure.
00:47:43I'll be there.
00:47:56Go on, please.
00:47:58Jump in!
00:47:59Okay!
00:47:59Okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just,
00:48:03I can't swim.
00:48:06I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12You get who I am?
00:48:16No!
00:48:17No!
00:48:18No!
00:48:22Yo!
00:48:24Captain Thompson.
00:48:25You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just faster running your mouth.
00:48:35You wanna race me?
00:48:38You know,
00:48:39I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:43Phoebe,
00:48:43want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Sure not to cry when you eat my rake.
00:48:52Sure not to cry.
00:49:03TARP!
00:49:05OH NO!!!
00:49:06Oh yes, yes, yes!
00:49:08Come on!
00:49:11I, I, I...
00:49:14This one is hot,
00:49:16Now this could be our little secret.
00:49:19so could I know one's gonna hear it
00:49:25even
00:49:27excuse me
00:49:35goodbye
00:49:43bye
00:49:44I feel secret
00:49:48bye
00:49:55yo
00:49:59I won Phoebe
00:50:00you saw her
00:50:03wow Clement
00:50:04you won
00:50:06that's good for you
00:50:08the real winner
00:50:09is the guy against the girl
00:50:21you were amazing Chase
00:50:25yo Chase
00:50:26good race
00:50:26good race man you crushed it
00:50:28see boys tomorrow
00:50:29you do early
00:50:30early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:31early
00:50:45you done sulking yet Michael Phelps
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52or are you just that petty
00:50:58the loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball
00:51:08but the winner gets
00:51:13anything they ask for
00:51:23anything
00:51:30since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49well then
00:51:51I'm claiming it now
00:51:55what do you want
00:52:00you
00:52:01you
00:52:02are gonna
00:52:03you
00:52:08are gonna
00:52:10you
00:52:14tutor me
00:52:19that's it
00:52:20right
00:52:22disappointed
00:52:26fine
00:52:27you want tutoring
00:52:28you'll get tutoring
00:52:30go sit
00:52:50if we're doing this
00:52:51we're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56all I'm nothing type of nerds
00:52:59it's
00:53:00it's not a thing
00:53:02well
00:53:03I made it a thing
00:53:08you scared of a little chemistry such
00:53:10Clement
00:53:13you think we have chemistry
00:53:16miss phillips
00:53:25your skirt is doing a little uh
00:53:28show and tell
00:53:32remind me what subject this was again
00:53:34remind me what subject this was again
00:53:49let's try this one
00:53:52too hardcore
00:53:53no clothes
00:53:54that's okay
00:53:55that's why I'm here to help
00:53:56so it starts like this
00:53:59the drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02by volume
00:54:05in a 150 million dollar
00:54:07quantity of a solution
00:54:08there are how many million dollars
00:54:10that goes to a
00:54:11okay
00:54:11and
00:54:12for the
00:54:13answer
00:54:13is
00:54:14the answer
00:54:17is
00:54:18the answer
00:54:18is
00:54:27are you sure you're going to study
00:54:29Clement
00:54:32you know
00:54:33you know
00:54:33I think I could teach
00:54:35you something
00:54:37in exchange
00:54:39if you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:50if you don't behave
00:54:51I'm going to rock you with this
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13Phillips
00:55:15but I am not some stray that you can tease and train
00:55:18okay
00:55:21by the way
00:55:22by the way
00:55:22I always come out of time
00:55:26careful girl I might enjoy the plane
00:55:29ride
00:55:30...
00:55:37good
00:55:39...
00:55:40...
00:55:40....
00:55:43....
00:55:46...
00:55:47...
00:55:48...
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:56:12Now, now, you're a good girl.
00:56:39You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:42If you punish, I push back slowly.
00:56:46Don't pretend you don't like the evil.
00:56:49Don't pretend you don't like the evil.
00:56:49Don't pretend you don't like the evil.
00:56:49I don't want me like I'm hard to handle. I've been dangerous since they've got you.
00:56:54Um, are you all bark? Or do you also bite?
00:57:04A bad boy. Lace.
00:57:07Lace. And he always bites.
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good for once in my life.
00:57:22Miss Phillips.
00:57:26Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:02I don't want to hold back.
00:58:07I don't want to hold back.
00:58:10I'm not gonna hold back.
00:58:15I love you.
00:58:40I love you.
00:59:10I love you.
00:59:16I love you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:46Hmm.
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:28What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45These fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:05Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11All right, bye.
01:01:24Oh!
01:01:26Oh!
01:01:38Miss Hot Shib doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweet heart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, magic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up over to your practice.
01:02:23Off you, trot.
01:02:23My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:28Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:47Anyway.
01:02:49Marcelli's reserve, truffle assault.
01:02:54Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer?
01:03:00Hm?
01:03:01Or some delinquent trying to derail your power?
01:03:06Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:09Wait, can I just have one at least?
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:15You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys, gifts,
01:03:21and you do not have time for all these things.
01:03:22Anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:25Anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones wrote more GPAs than they believe.
01:04:02Wow, life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:05And my face is to die for.
01:04:45Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:11Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention for at least a week.
01:05:19I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:25Beau Clement, get out of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat...
01:05:41What else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Your existence is the proof.
01:05:46The fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:54This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:11Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me?
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:54He's not a delinquent!
01:06:57And...
01:06:58Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind...
01:07:02And...
01:07:06And capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:19Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some salt respect!
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could!
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Well...
01:07:59Well...
01:08:00What else could you be?
01:08:02And now...
01:08:03You've corrupted my best student.
01:08:06Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you!
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:13And...
01:08:13I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:18John!
01:08:24You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:28And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30What? Stop!
01:08:31I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe! Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:09:12But you!
01:09:15God!
01:09:15I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it!
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore!
01:09:24Wait!
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:31You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure my loss.
01:10:17That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:31I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:41That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:46We just play games.
01:10:47Guess we played ourselves then.
01:11:00I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:11Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:14When all he was trying to do was help me when...
01:11:16No one else even noticed me.
01:11:22Phoebs?
01:11:23Hey.
01:11:24Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:26All right, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry, babe.
01:11:29I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:36Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:40Everyone.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Phoebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know?
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:21Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've...
01:12:32When was she full?
01:12:35I actually lived.
01:12:38What?
01:12:39Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:47What?
01:12:48This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Phoebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:13:00Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:18No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:20Oh, please!
01:13:23Oh!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:33Ah!
01:13:34Ah!
01:13:35Ah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:39Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:58What the...
01:14:01She...
01:14:03Fucking...
01:14:03...sick!
01:14:04No!
01:14:09Hey, you okay?
01:14:10Yeah.
01:14:11Oh, are we so scared?
01:14:14So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:16This piece of shit.
01:14:23Oh!
01:14:25Oh!
01:14:26Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:27Oh!
01:14:29Oh!
01:14:30Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just...
01:15:13Just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:15In...
01:15:16Out...
01:15:20I thought...
01:15:22I don't know.
01:15:23My brain just...
01:15:25broke.
01:15:25I thought he was my friend.
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe.
01:15:34Phoebe.
01:15:35Phoebe.
01:15:35Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were not stupid.
01:15:38You were terrified.
01:15:38And you fought back.
01:15:40You...
01:15:40You bit him.
01:15:41You pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I...
01:15:47I...
01:15:47I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:51I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me both.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:16:01Just a nerd.
01:16:03I...
01:16:03I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I...
01:16:08I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:20You...
01:16:21You...
01:16:21You're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Get to school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33Yeah.
01:16:34Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44Yeah.
01:17:09Goonie with Beau.
01:17:11Furiating.
01:17:12Stupid.
01:17:13Impossible.
01:17:13Beau Clement.
01:17:15Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this time.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms.
01:18:38Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:18:51Okay.
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:20Wait, um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This isn't, baby, the moment you've been waiting for her to find her life, you can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:18Colby.
01:20:19Colby.
01:20:20Mr. Chris.
01:20:20Hang on.
01:20:26Hi.
01:20:27Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:45Oh, my God.
01:20:56Oh.
01:21:01Oh!
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:17No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:42Hi!
01:21:44Surprise!
01:21:45Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:47You met our little friend there.
01:21:49You've actually touched it.
01:21:50And I touched myself.
01:21:51No, I mean, I touched it myself.
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:06You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:07You won't need it ever again.
01:22:33You won't need it ever again.
01:22:35This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:37And I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Did, uh, Phoebe Phillips?
01:22:48And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe.
01:22:55Will you take me?
01:22:57Is it first?
01:23:01It could only be you, Bob.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:27Okay.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02Um, my bed chemistry, perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:31And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:37And I still insisted on going.
01:24:40When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:59She never came back.
01:25:06And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:24I am so sorry that you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe how you saw that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:37You feel so stupid.
01:25:38No.
01:25:44No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me.
01:25:54And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right?
01:26:13What happened?
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15You should see the other guy.
01:26:15Because I need you on.
01:26:17I'm going to swim this weekend.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Come in!
01:26:24I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:34I, I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Beau Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40Fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03No, it didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Beau Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, John, I don't believe it.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20We'll throw herself at anyone.
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a re-
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, Coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:54You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice!
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:19Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic AM!
01:28:35Chop, chop, ladies.
01:28:45Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:57capital a for absolutely and your capital a for a space well that's all thanks to your great
01:29:20chemistry
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