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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Stephen. Stephen.
02:46Stephen.
02:49Stephen.
02:54When you move. Kiss me.
03:00Ow!
03:01Now each one bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28I know, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone the same as me
03:36I can't believe it
03:37I can't believe it
03:40I can't believe it
03:40I can't believe it
03:40You're all as much
04:15This is great
04:20I'll send someone down for you
04:23Fantastic
04:24Thank you
04:43Great set up you got here
04:46What a view
04:48Wow
04:50Amazing
04:51No, it's great to see you at last
04:55Thanks for inviting me
04:57I just, I told work I had a family emergency
04:59They were like go-go
05:00So here
05:02Yeah
05:03They were like
05:04Go-go family over everything
05:06So
05:07Yeah
05:08They'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant
05:18You're the father and I'm leaving you
05:24Sorry?
05:25I'm pregnant
05:27I'm pregnant
05:27You're the father and I'm leaving you
05:29I thought I should tell you to you first
05:34What are you doing?
05:35I'm pregnant
05:36You're the father
05:37Alright, don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43Can you stop talking like a robot?
05:46You're like, I appreciate this, I appreciate that
05:50It's hilarious
05:54You were on the pill
05:56Were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill?
05:58You never asked me if I was on the pill
06:00You fucking what?
06:01You just assumed I was on the fucking pill, Dave
06:03Oh, so you're a liar now as well
06:06Okay, right
06:06That's interesting
06:09Yeah
06:10Wow, okay
06:11No, that's very interesting
06:12Because I trusted you
06:14But no, you have to break my trust
06:16Wow, okay
06:17Probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually, I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22Actually
06:22So thank God I'm getting out while I still can
06:27Just, just
06:28Have a think
06:30For a moment
06:33Are you?
06:37What kind of person
06:39Is told that they're going to be a father
06:41And responds like this?
06:49Yeah, well done
06:51Very clever
06:52Very clever
07:08You'll need me in Singapore
07:10This is weird, Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13Especially a beautiful woman
07:14To have a struggle in that environment
07:16Or like any environment
07:17Because of the patriarchy
07:19And everyday sexism
07:21And that thing that you said men do
07:22When their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23Are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26Okay
07:27Um, look
07:29Pregnancy's actually a really hard time for women
07:31We're splitting up
07:31Mentally, so let's sleep on it
07:32We're splitting up, Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39They're really excited for me
07:42But no
07:43You want to let all those people down
07:45Wow, okay
07:46That's interesting
07:46Yeah, no, that's very interesting
07:48Says a lot
07:52You are destroying your son
07:55Here we go
07:56You're trivial
07:57You're selfish
07:58And your atheism is cheap, lazy and pretentious
08:01Oh, go and cry to Jesus
08:03You fucking moron
08:07Go to church with your ugly fucking family
08:10Go on
08:11Your mum is a fat bitch
08:14You will never find a man who loves you like I do
08:44Okay
08:46Hey, so tell me in your words why you're here.
08:52Look, we've had three miscarriages all in the past 14 months and with different variations of horror.
09:05And I think we just...
09:10I don't know, why are we here?
09:14Yeah, no, I think it's just the same, really.
09:24Alicia's been finding it really hard, so it's important, I think, for us to come here and try and sort
09:36some of this out for her.
09:38Yeah, move on.
09:41And what do you hope to get out of it?
09:47I just want to help her, really. I'll do anything.
09:51And I said that, haven't I? All done.
09:54But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
09:58Uh, I just like her to feel like she's able to move forward from it all.
10:09And then we can start trying again.
10:15What about for you?
10:19I just told you what for me.
10:23I told you what I want for me. I told you, like, three times.
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
10:42Should we stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45How long does that make us?
10:47You're past it.
10:57Is this Danish film?
11:00Yeah, bear with me.
11:02Sounds great.
11:04It's about this couple whose house grounds down.
11:08Really selling it to me.
11:10Yeah.
11:12But, I've read it's really good.
11:17And...
11:29Danish film about what?
11:31A couple whose house grounds down.
11:58Okay, so, one, it's Danish.
12:00It gets good reviews.
12:02Those fuckers will have anything if it's foreign.
12:04Me wiping my arse will get a good review if I did it in Danish.
12:07And, too, they're house burns down.
12:10I think that's...
12:11Like, that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting.
12:15Oh, did you?
12:16A little film about house burning down might be interesting.
12:19Okay.
12:19That's real Saturday night.
12:20That's some real Tess Daily shit.
12:23What do you want to get Tess Daily sitting there on Saturday night fucking...
12:27What's the husband called?
12:30What's the husband called?
12:32He, sir?
12:33What's the husband called?
13:00What's the husband called?
13:24Hi, hello, oh you're looking great, oh thank you, you guys always look amazing.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:35Garage door?
13:36Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:38We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No, yeah, it's our, um, I remember, it's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there, some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it, it doesn't take up any room.
14:05Look, I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:21I'll, um, take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:38It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car in there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
15:20I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:55It was just a sort of, um,
15:59like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:04It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:14And then I wake up and...
16:17and I'm alone.
16:23I miss him so much, I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:37I promise you.
16:39I miss him.
16:50I miss you.
16:51I miss him.
17:21So, let's get started.
17:39I don't know.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56You alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58Of course I'm alright, eh?
18:01Getting a few beers inside you'd be more than alright.
18:04Get out of here, boys.
18:09I'm going to do a drink after the day I've had.
18:16It's a paddle.
18:19Haven't had a climb meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22Looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up.
18:32So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:40Melissa's paddle.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46And the client's furious, obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53We'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
19:15Here we go.
19:16Oh!
19:17Nice job there, eh?
19:21How's your week been?
19:22Oh, no.
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35Oh, he'll carry you home.
19:37That one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you more like that.
19:41Oh, boy.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44I'll never take this.
19:45Hold on.
19:46Ha, ha, ha.
19:47Come on, mate.
19:48You're killing me.
19:48We'll hear you.
19:53Oh, God.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
20:06Look.
20:07Hey.
20:08Hey, you can't see you, man.
20:08I'm here.
20:11I'm here.
20:14Oh.
20:14You can, I'm here.
20:27sorry
20:32wrong glass
20:34yeah I noticed that
20:35I asked for the branded ones but
20:37it affects flavour
20:38thank you yes
20:39it's actually completely different
20:40wouldn't make it for a reason
20:41didn't it
21:02that's Lisa
21:05let me have a drink first
21:07good
21:07start to worry about you
21:13Lisa's good yeah
21:17pregnant
21:20nope
21:24it's all good
21:26her parents are over
21:29great
21:29bit of company eh
21:31yeah they'll have a nice chat
21:32slagging you off
21:34here's Bernie
21:39no they're going for a curry
21:41nice yeah
21:42bit of food
21:43bit of company
21:44yep
21:45time will do the rest eh
21:46oh totally yeah
21:49yeah
21:59and how are you
22:02great
22:03great yeah
22:05great
22:05yeah
22:06all good
22:08fantastic
22:08yeah
22:09great
22:13yeah nah
22:15it's
22:16all diet
22:17yeah
22:19yeah
22:22but
22:23it's all good
22:24eh
22:25yeah
22:49keep calm carry on
22:55I love those posters
22:57yes yeah
22:58keep calm carry on
23:00yeah
23:02yeah
23:03yeah
23:05yeah
23:05you can get it in like a
23:07cup
23:07yeah
23:09cups t-shirts posters
23:10amazing
23:17cheers
23:17oh
23:18cheers
23:19sorry we haven't cheers yet
23:20oh yeah
23:21sorry
23:22no no
23:22my bad
23:23should have
23:23fallen before
23:24hey
23:25standards are slipping
23:26my son
23:26standards are slipping
23:29oh
23:31get a few of these
23:32downers eh
23:33oh that would be rude
23:34not to
23:57and they'd sort of like rent PA services from us but I don't worry it's fantastic
24:02I've said it before
24:04it's a fantastic idea
24:05thanks but I do worry all your ideas are fantastic
24:08oh
24:09no
24:10I sit there all day and I think I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now what exciting things
24:16are happening
24:17you succeed in everything love we're very proud
24:19your work your lovely marriage everything's going so well for you
24:23is everything up in the food
24:26It's delicious. It's absolutely perfect.
24:28No, it's incredible. No, thank you. No, it really is.
24:31I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
24:40Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her.
24:43Not just for her money, either.
24:48Can you hear me?
24:51I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
24:57Yeah, I can hear you.
24:58Yeah. Can you hear me?
25:01Dad?
25:12Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
25:16I, uh, I just thought it'd be good to go through this again.
25:20Um, I'm not sure I handled it very well the first time.
25:26Um, I think I'm quite instinctive as a person, and, oh, sorry.
25:32Carry on.
25:38I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person.
25:42I act on my instincts, um, which is a good thing.
25:46Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
25:52So, you, you can't judge a person for how they respond in moments of high tension.
25:57I mean, you just can't.
25:59It's like a scientific fact.
26:00I've done experiments.
26:02And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
26:08You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
26:14Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
26:18You could have told me at any point.
26:21And you have kept that from me, too.
26:24And, I mean, that's...
26:26You haven't really covered yourself in glory, to be honest.
26:30Sorry, is this an apology?
26:33Uh, what do you mean?
26:34What, it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
26:44You're the one who's splitting us up?
26:47Yeah.
26:49You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
26:56This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
27:02Well, this is interesting.
27:11You do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
27:14Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
27:20Fucking hell.
27:21Come on, I'm joking!
27:22I'm joking, you take everything so seriously!
27:25Lighten up!
27:25I've got something really important I need to tell you!
27:54An hour!
27:55Oh, I meant to be here, literally, one hour, five minutes ago.
27:59They've stood you up.
28:00Yeah, thanks, Kelly.
28:02I mean, who does that?
28:03Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
28:05Guess they just know how boring you are.
28:09Cheek!
28:10Can you believe this, Kelly?
28:11She's calling me boring.
28:13And I thought me and you were getting on.
28:16Oh.
28:31I don't know.
29:00I don't know.
29:38I don't know.
29:41I don't know.
30:10So, let's go.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29Yeah, I'm not having this conversation on a Saturday night.
30:44Seriously.
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because
30:49their house burnt down?
30:59Do you want to watch her come now?
31:06He said he was all good.
31:07He literally said that.
31:09He said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20He said he was all good.
31:23Then dish us up.
31:44Torch.
31:53He said he was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow.
32:03That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine.
32:05He just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Come shake your head at me.
32:12Can you eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too, that's one to eat my dinner?
32:16Hmm?
32:17Here, can I breathe?
32:18Is it okay if I breathe?
32:19Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night to have this conversation.
32:35You want me some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point of every Saturday where you tell me to have some more when we both know you
32:44ordered it extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:47Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great.
32:55Fine.
32:56I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Me with us again, though.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16Oh, you're fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her, which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride, you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking,
33:40That's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your ass.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:16So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me, worried every time you leave the house in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through.
34:55And you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:07I don't care you've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:10Fuck yourself.
35:32You alright?
35:36Do you want another one?
35:39Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxidermy or not?
36:03He's the scent of you.
36:10I'll see.
36:12Don't worry.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:16You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23They reckon it's lyrical.
37:24No.
37:25Of course they know.
37:28Elegatic.
37:29Yeah.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:37They don't have anything with subtitles.
37:45You died again.
37:57I did not notice it.
38:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
38:09It's okay.
38:11Hey.
38:14You just must have been thought.
38:15I'm sorry.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or
38:34loss or you didn't like how it showed it or
38:45It was all so happy yourself.
38:48Yeah it was.
38:51Yeah, so slow.
38:53Yeah.
38:53Right up its own arse.
38:56And the bloke was annoying.
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:36Yeah.
39:38He's so annoying.
39:42In what way?
39:46You found him annoying didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying.
39:50The whole film was annoying.
39:55But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:13Do you wanna stop texting?
40:14Yeah, yeah.
40:15There he is.
40:18There's my dad talking.
40:30He keeps asking if I'm all good.
40:49Look.
40:51In that situation, the house burnt down, she's lost like all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job is to be there for her.
41:00Look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, I've got to compare to that.
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever, but what does that achieve?
41:30He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, I know he's allowed to cry.
41:34Of course he's allowed.
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, listen.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me, it's like, well-o, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
41:55It's you that had to have the whatever.
41:58Well, I've got to keep, like, positive, head up, eyes open, move forward, keep calm, carry
42:05on.
42:06I'm just, like, keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually deal with the, like, the physicality.
42:23But it did happen to you.
42:26That wasn't my body, was it?
42:30It wasn't my body that had to go through all that.
42:32Because they were your babies.
42:37No, listen to what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:52I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:55I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:58I only had to deal with, like, the disappointment, if you want to call it that, and, like, the crisis
43:07in the moment, which is fine.
43:09I was fine with that.
43:10And there is a level of, like, readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies, though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:31Jesus.
43:34They were your babies.
43:37We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to wallow.
43:46It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:48It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
43:53…
43:59…
44:03…
44:12I don't know.
44:35I'm good. Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:41Fucking hell. Sorry.
44:43It's okay if you need to.
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:48My point is, okay, can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
45:10And, oh, boo, here we go to see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour or whatever it is these fucking people pay.
45:16But what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
45:22A mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married.
45:28It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best and be, like, happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:36But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all serious and important,
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:48He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
46:15You better get used to an early start when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah.
46:22I'm off a little early for work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
46:30Not always.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:43She's got a TENS machine.
46:47Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum,
46:48for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's.
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:59Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think it's just the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know, I could have done a lot of things differently, but
47:18do you know when you've cooked back a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle bit's still solid ice?
47:27That's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes,
47:56your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:21I saw you.
49:04Found this.
49:11Yeah, some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you get a minute.
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13That was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Where's your leg?
50:27Hey.
50:30Hey.
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah.
50:48Sorry.
50:49No.
50:50Sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:55No.
50:56Sorry, it's me.
50:57I'm all over the place.
51:10Stay here.
51:12What the fuck?
51:13Oh my god.
51:14Oh.
51:14What?
51:15Huh?
51:16You said you're hungry.
51:26You're just dating so I'll stop talking.
51:29Is that what you...
51:33Okay.
51:35There's no way to say this without saying anything.
51:40No, come on.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52You talking to me?
51:55It was like quarter to five when she called me in.
51:59Oh, you took five?
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09He calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:20Right.
52:21That literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:24There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did like so pussy, I said it.
52:27Eleven minutes ago.
52:29Check out my emails.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:37Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You didn't have a policy last year, then, yeah?
52:49What's that?
52:52You didn't have an HR policy last year?
52:54That's all the time, yeah.
52:55You gave me a plan.
52:57I've never felt so much about, no, no, no, no.
52:58You don't have a plan.
52:58Why do you like your problem?
52:59When did you like our season?
53:08Yeah.
53:09I don't care.
53:11I can't sleep.
53:12I know you're all the time.
53:14I mean you're all the time.
53:16Come on.
53:17I know you're not going to be a problem.
53:17Yeah, I know you're all the time.
53:19I know you're all the time.
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