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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:14Ah, ah, ah!
00:01:29Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:37He loved his country, his God, but most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel.
00:01:58That wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eating babies.
00:02:16They turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire with holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:49Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04For America.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:07Praise him.
00:03:07We praise him.
00:03:11Stand up.
00:03:13Stand up.
00:03:14In the name of Jesus.
00:03:15Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:40Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg.
00:03:45Best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here,
00:03:57keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:13It's a whiskey drink.
00:04:15It's a vodka drink.
00:04:16It's a vodka drink.
00:04:16It's a lager drink.
00:04:17It's a cider drink.
00:04:18It's a songs that remind him of the good times.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43On that cunt homelander.
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey.
00:04:53I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner.
00:05:03So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right.
00:05:07Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit
00:05:11so we could crack on with a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And...
00:05:15Good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his
00:05:19is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:23We just need a little...
00:05:25dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I am glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts
00:05:55at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he scold-fucked Lincoln in the ear,
00:06:00filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So...
00:06:23Let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters
00:06:36before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So...
00:06:52How are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:01I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet,
00:07:11which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid, it's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp,
00:08:13you're siding with Butcher,
00:08:14your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:38Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:51Mm-hmm.
00:08:58Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:04Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:08Listen.
00:09:09Judoff.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:13I should invite you to.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half.
00:10:46Is it really been grown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:55Don't have to tell you
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:01I
00:11:04I was standing
00:11:07You were there
00:11:09You were there
00:11:09You were there
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33You were there
00:11:34I was standing
00:11:35I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:38You were there
00:11:41And they could never
00:11:42And they could never tear us apart
00:11:59I was standing
00:11:59God damn it Adrian
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be stern,
00:12:16but it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother
00:12:27that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:38Uh, Paul.
00:12:42Pop Fang.
00:12:44Betrayed us both.
00:12:45To William Butcher, no less.
00:12:47Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:55I reached out my hand.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do to deserve that?
00:13:05Like, what, was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe.
00:13:10But dammit, you weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:17I could count on you, man.
00:13:18I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:39You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:13:47whoun.
00:14:11Do you know what I know?
00:14:14This can be holy.
00:14:33Firecrackers Flaming Freedom Sticks
00:14:34I'm Countess Crow
00:14:36Countess of the Crows
00:14:38And we're doing a
00:14:40Votality Vamp Glam tutorial
00:14:42Wankers
00:14:43Can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:45You know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder
00:14:58And the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
00:15:03They go out, we go in
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
00:15:07He might not live here anymore
00:15:08Every day Countess Crow
00:15:10Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good
00:15:31Oi, look lively back there
00:15:34All right
00:15:35Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in
00:15:38Twat in
00:15:38Bring you back here
00:15:42Keep the engine running
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:20Internet's down
00:16:22Cam's too
00:16:22Um
00:16:23Yeah, we have a problem
00:16:29Putain
00:16:29He really let himself go
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45Oh my god
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
00:16:49My dick weighs more rich
00:16:53Well, right in that way we can move him
00:16:55Even with the three of us
00:16:56So what now?
00:17:16You
00:17:17What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no
00:17:19It's okay, it's okay
00:17:19I don't want to hurt you
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years
00:17:29In a CIA black site
00:17:31I just found out this morning
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher
00:17:53Find him yourself
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited
00:17:56And you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him
00:18:01And report back
00:18:02Very simple
00:18:04You want me
00:18:07To work for you
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me
00:18:10And I can help you
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback
00:18:15I don't need you for that
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so
00:18:22Okay
00:18:22All right
00:18:23Listen to me
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know
00:18:30And listen
00:18:31I am Vought now
00:18:34Me
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are
00:18:40I can resurrect you
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47Number two
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53And blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57Hey, you could try
00:18:59Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood
00:19:05Or you might not
00:19:07But
00:19:08I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10More than you
00:19:12Than you hate
00:19:13Me
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17Am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you
00:19:21The minute I turn my back
00:19:22How do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look
00:19:26Uh
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me
00:19:39All is forgiven
00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53Improve your sleep
00:19:54Strengthen your immune system
00:19:57Nourish your soul
00:19:59The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03Life force from leaving the body
00:20:06And invited prana
00:20:08Solar energy in
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
00:20:16Vibros
00:20:17For bros
00:20:18Okay, we need to abort
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26Fuck it
00:20:27We'll test it here
00:20:28What?
00:20:29Test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jean-Luc Coutet
00:20:30If the virus is contagious
00:20:32As Samir says
00:20:33C'est fini
00:20:34The game is over
00:20:35No, Butcher's right
00:20:37Rockhart has seen us
00:20:38So
00:20:38We can't leave
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Virus?
00:20:43Look
00:20:43I don't break you lot out
00:20:44Of the panda flap about
00:20:45Now all we gotta do
00:20:47Is seal of inhalation
00:20:48Every exit point
00:20:49Tighter than a boy scout's asshole
00:20:51A jamboree
00:20:52No, no, no
00:20:53It's not possible
00:20:58Maybe
00:21:02Yo
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh
00:21:07His heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13Like a blue whale
00:21:14If he won't breathe
00:21:15How do we get the virus in him?
00:21:17Well
00:21:18He ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this
00:21:21I'll fetch the virus
00:21:23Can make it all you and me
00:21:31Oh, you two
00:21:31Leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here
00:21:37Hey
00:21:38Coming with you
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you
00:21:43Hmm
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:46Suit yourself
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01Where's more?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon
00:22:03Won't say where he's going
00:22:05Won't say shit
00:22:06I think he's on method
00:22:08Meisner technique
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:12We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:15But you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19Mr. President
00:22:20Good idea
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
00:22:27Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42Love it
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults, military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:48And for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59The president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:02He'll back you
00:23:02You can do it
00:23:04Speak up
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
00:23:07Won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on vault plus
00:23:14Wow
00:23:15Amazing, Ashley
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17Well, alrighty then
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake
00:23:36Soldier boy
00:23:38He's the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:41They work for me
00:23:43Everyone
00:23:44Soldier boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:47Once he is located
00:23:48William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir
00:23:52No, sir
00:23:53I can do this
00:23:54I can bring them in
00:23:54Oh, like you did with A-Train
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep
00:23:59Competence
00:24:00Oh, and Steve
00:24:01Soldier boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason
00:24:11Consider it done, sir
00:24:13Terrific
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:20Manhattan
00:24:21Manhattan
00:24:22Thanks, Steve
00:24:23Of course
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No
00:24:29Steven
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan
00:24:35Goddamn
00:24:37Since what could Supes teabag the president?
00:24:41Since me
00:24:58Okay
00:24:59What's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:15Look out!
00:25:17Oh, God!
00:25:18Oh, God!
00:25:18Putain!
00:25:20Oh, he is sour!
00:25:21He's mountain pornography
00:25:23What?
00:25:24Almost got you fuckers
00:25:27Ha, ha
00:25:28Oh, shit
00:25:31No
00:25:33At least that explains how he's grown
00:25:37From bashing his bishop
00:25:39Gross
00:25:50That's what I'm talking about
00:25:52Oh, God
00:25:57Fuckin' unsanitary
00:25:59Ugh
00:26:25Fuckin' unsanitary
00:26:28Woo
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:45They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:50Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the...
00:26:59If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and I shall make you
00:27:07do the day that you decide to...
00:27:09Fuck it.
00:27:17Fuck.
00:27:20C'est ça.
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:37What is it, Lonnie?
00:27:39What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:46Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:49And I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:09I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told Petit U.E. any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38No, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit.
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep.
00:29:16Just let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as Rock Hard.
00:29:35You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right.
00:29:41Come on.
00:29:42No.
00:29:43What?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Baby color!
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:52Let's take it.
00:29:54Come on.
00:30:00Come on.
00:30:01Come on.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:03Come on.
00:30:05Come on.
00:30:10Come on.
00:30:11Turbo Rush, the drink of heroes. Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut.
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please, this is a mistake. I am not starting that.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:26Now, with acai and maca roots.
00:30:30That's better than that.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory, go back inside, please.
00:30:33Yo, you stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits. They're lopsided.
00:30:42Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:48Turbo Rush, now with acai and maca roots.
00:30:53That's fucking perfect.
00:30:54Okay, great.
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:56No!
00:30:57No!
00:30:58No!
00:31:01Mom!
00:31:03Blover.
00:31:04No chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles will be up our arse up in the hour.
00:31:10We stayed a course.
00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job!
00:31:18Give me a go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:45Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:15Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because
00:32:20there's a soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:26Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah, well, it's tactical.
00:32:42Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Right?
00:33:00Mm-hmm.
00:33:01Mm-hmm.
00:33:33Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment
00:33:36is dangerous enough transporting it without the necessary all right let's talk in we'll give in
00:33:45i'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill every superhero on
00:34:00earth
00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:12well best not drop it
00:34:17thank you so much
00:34:27breathe
00:34:38you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet
00:34:45well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:50man we're doing everything we can huh
00:35:02you know you were wrong earlier we're not terrorists oh god when everyone comes back
00:35:08jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and she-line is gonna take a
00:35:12shit in the gaping hole that's left look you being here was not part of the plan all right
00:35:18it's just a shitty situation yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be all we need is to get rock
00:35:33hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth i got a teenage daughter
00:35:43that shit right there bounces right off me hey didn't you used to have like 10 crows at one time
00:35:49what's it called a murder oh let me guess she-line h crows damn countess they don't give a
00:36:00fuck about you or the two crows you have left their names are russell and cameron point is vod
00:36:06doesn't care about y'all neither they're draining you for what 60 of your earnings it's ridiculous oh
00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my shit rozak wellbutrin lexapro
00:36:20kid what are you 19 years old why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people
00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:31why are you risking your life for them
00:36:39please please don't kill me i just want to go home i miss my mom and my dad please
00:37:02please don't kill me
00:37:08boy you're smart will you be my nights you're a little glad atrine's dead
00:37:16no i'm not glad he's dead atrine did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero a real hero and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to
00:37:26die either
00:37:28listen i know you've just done it here in the gulag you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34i'll give it to you straight you gotta knock this wet gaping pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors especially your girl i mean that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about annie you don't know what's going on with her well i know that she finally
00:37:48knows the fucking score and she knows that you poncing about with this jimmy cricket listen to
00:37:54your heart bollocks she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:06you're gonna get annie killed not me but i won't let you do it
00:38:31it's good
00:38:37wait is that
00:38:42well well well he's dead right he's supposed to be dead
00:38:47supposed to be
00:38:50malorie put on my knife for a bit
00:38:54you're telling us this now
00:38:59somebody up there likes us mate in what fucking way well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homelanders old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:13boy ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dildo aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:17running a truck under the name don t be a cunt same alias when we headed to hero gasm well
00:39:23oldie better goody
00:39:28no mate just you and me
00:39:39i guess it's true
00:39:43you're one of us now well if you can't beat him join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him being super is not gonna save you that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:52homelanders double the cunt now if that's even possible he needs doing more than ever you still
00:39:58fancy a seat on the seven buncher fuck you we had a deal i held up my end of the
00:40:03bargain
00:40:04and you sold me out put me back in a fucking box and for what because i was gonna kill
00:40:10some
00:40:10dumb kid a kid is your grandson well was it worth it you feeling good about that call right about
00:40:16now where's that fucking brat homeland is the one fucking you over mate or did he mention that we've
00:40:22got an ubervirus strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
00:40:28god's honest the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucking die bollocks why do you think he sent you here instead of coming himself
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt again i guess we'll see you don't get it do you
00:40:49me homelander your old crew everyone fucks you over do you want to know why
00:40:57because you are a dumb fucking twat
00:41:07what the fuck was that
00:41:18hey you two fucktards the local soups holy
00:41:22shit soldier boy what you're a dead socialist
00:41:28the fuck this was being stupid now shut your cum bucket and listen a jap and a fairy took off
00:41:34east
00:41:35find them and kill them or i'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses and
00:41:38time together like shoelaces
00:41:42move
00:41:45look
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:57hey man get ready we're coming in whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:04he's alive
00:42:07fuck that just how how long do we have just huey huey
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way oh
00:42:17shit
00:42:23a
00:42:44a
00:42:44a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:45a
00:42:48Go!
00:43:29I got to drop the dookie!
00:43:32Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:41Kill him!
00:43:43Kill him!
00:43:44Kill him!
00:43:59I got you.
00:44:02I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:34You're with me.
00:44:38Hey!
00:44:48You weak able.
00:44:49How's a useless cock gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh?
00:45:04Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:31What the f-
00:45:32What the f-
00:45:51What the f-
00:45:56What the f-
00:45:57What the f-
00:46:00What the f-
00:46:22No.
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:47:07Well, I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck. I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No, you don't.
00:47:16Come on. Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, Monker.
00:47:20And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordy Da Crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any Taco Fuckin' Bell.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:18Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground, tongue-lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists.
00:50:15And I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:26I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:49You're better than this.
00:50:51You were better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04Merci d'avoir merve.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on that 23.
00:51:28Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:50What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour, you did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01Yes.
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25you're allowed to freak out you know this virus
00:53:31it's fucking brutal i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to
00:53:50but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:09i know i'm late
00:54:42all right sarah
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58he's a good boy
00:55:15whoa hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion i got here as soon as i heard and i locked
00:55:20shit down i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty fucking strategic sir you're always
00:55:26playing 3d chess aren't you i told him to report back told him not to go in alone why would
00:55:33he do that well it's more like soldier doy am i right leave well i just um gotta be here
00:55:40i'm sorry sir did this should have been you
00:55:43i'm sorry leave
00:55:51i was swimming
00:56:12nooo no not you too not you
00:56:29Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:57:01Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:57:07It's in the night away, it's in the night away
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:24Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:32I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:38I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54It's in the night away
00:57:58It's in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
00:58:10I don't cry for the extraordinary love
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33Alright!
00:58:34I can't go down.
00:58:35I can't go down.
00:58:39I can't go down.
00:58:44I can't go down.
00:58:48I can't go down.
00:58:52I can't go down.
00:58:53I can't go down.
00:59:27I can't go down.
00:59:44I can't go down.
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