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00:00:07You
00:03:53And I need my daily cheese.
00:03:56I'm a junkie if you please help.
00:04:10Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:04:35Hey there, please be careful.
00:04:40Mmm, there.
00:04:42In just a few weeks, this will be the best goat cheese the world has ever known.
00:04:47Daddy, can I borrow this?
00:04:49I'd remember to return it this time.
00:04:52Thanks.
00:04:58The nobles are saddling their horses.
00:05:01This will be the best jousting tournament the world has ever seen.
00:05:04I'm leaving.
00:05:08I'm leaving.
00:05:10Who's going to babysit Susie?
00:05:12Okay, but the tournament is about to start now.
00:05:16First we work, and then we play.
00:05:19First we work, and then we play.
00:05:20Oh boy.
00:05:21Darn it.
00:05:23That's the third time already this month.
00:05:25Why do you have to sweep outside when I'm making cheese?
00:05:28You always make cheese.
00:05:30Somebody has to keep this place tidy.
00:05:32Yes, but...
00:05:37Okay, I'm sorry.
00:05:40I like making up best of all anyway.
00:05:44Mommy, can you babysit Susie for me?
00:05:47Alright, but come home for supper.
00:05:51I really hate to disrupt you, but I've been waiting all day to be milked.
00:05:54You're in trouble, you're in trouble.
00:05:58Johnny?
00:05:59Night?
00:06:00You better get to work now.
00:06:01Okay, not again.
00:06:20I hope you cut your fingernails not like the last time.
00:06:25When will they ever outlaw child labor?
00:06:27Most kids today.
00:06:29Whatever.
00:06:30Ugh!
00:06:31Afternoon!
00:06:32Ugh!
00:06:33Ugh!
00:06:34Greetings.
00:06:35Good afternoon, ma'am.
00:06:36Ugh!
00:06:36Ugh!
00:06:38Good afternoon.
00:06:39Good afternoon.
00:06:42Good afternoon.
00:06:43Good afternoon.
00:06:43What about my cheese?
00:06:45You promised I'd have it a week ago.
00:06:47My apologies, ma'am, but I only have one tea.
00:06:51Ugh!
00:06:52Come back later.
00:06:53The day after tomorrow.
00:06:55Ugh!
00:06:55Shame on you making an old lady run around.
00:06:58Ugh!
00:07:02It's lucky you're the last cheesemakers in the village!
00:07:05She uses the cheese in mousetraps anyway.
00:07:07Ha ha ha ha.
00:07:08La la la la la la.
00:07:12Mommy, mommy!
00:07:13Johnny is missing the bucket!
00:07:16Mmm...
00:07:17Oh, come on!
00:07:19Mommy, mommy!
00:07:20Susie's eating grass now!
00:07:23Ha ha ha ha!
00:07:25You don't scare me...
00:07:26Bye!
00:07:27Bye!
00:07:30There!
00:07:31I'll let you taste it once it's infused with the scent of fresh air.
00:07:36I'm not at all fond of cheese.
00:07:39It stinks.
00:07:40It pays the bills, so give it the respect it deserves.
00:07:45Good cheese.
00:07:47That's the ticket.
00:08:08I love you.
00:08:50Go, go do your thing.
00:08:53Yeah, yeah.
00:09:06Yeah, yeah.
00:09:11Yeah, yeah.
00:09:22Yeah, yeah.
00:09:34Oh, far man, where's the bill?
00:10:10Excuse me, your highness.
00:10:13Good morning.
00:10:15Get up.
00:10:32There, a savory omelet for breakfast, your highness.
00:10:37One that's full of cheese, of course.
00:10:41I smell, I smell cheddar.
00:10:45Imported all the way from England.
00:10:48Eat up.
00:10:53What a symphony of flavors.
00:10:56But last night I ate far more delectable cheese in the village.
00:11:01Is it possible that there could possibly be more cheese makers in our kingdom again?
00:11:06Seems so.
00:11:07I haven't eaten such good goat cheese in ages.
00:11:10Could you please go get me another loaf?
00:11:14Hmm, impressive medal you have there.
00:11:18Cheese maker to the king.
00:11:22Well, this is a first.
00:11:24A goat knows how to speak and can also read.
00:11:28My ability to add was on the weak side though.
00:11:31We've carried out a thorough search, your lordship.
00:11:34Unfortunately, we couldn't find a single whole block of cheese.
00:11:36We must have been robbed last night.
00:11:38Oh, that settles that.
00:11:40I'll try my best to explain it to the king somehow.
00:11:44Is that all the livestock you have?
00:11:46We can't even have any more livestock.
00:11:49Our goat is jealous of everything that has four legs.
00:11:52Even the table.
00:11:54Cheesemakers as talented as the likes of you deserve to be put to better use.
00:11:59Adieu.
00:12:00Step aside, shrimp.
00:12:02Goodbye.
00:12:03Goodbye.
00:12:04Take care.
00:12:05Livestock.
00:12:06Lot of nerve he has.
00:12:15My what big teeth you have, said Little Red Riding Hood to Grandmother.
00:12:19All the better to eat you with, said Grandmother.
00:12:22And then bid Little Red Riding Hood.
00:12:24Wasn't Grandmother really the wolf though?
00:12:26That's another fairy tale for a little kid.
00:12:29Red Riding Hood was wearing armor so when the wolf bidder he chipped his tooth.
00:12:33The wolf hit his funny bum by mistake and got a zing in his elbow.
00:12:36Satisfied now?
00:12:37Mm-hmm.
00:12:38I like that more.
00:12:40The bell rang and that was the end of the story.
00:12:44One more.
00:12:46One more.
00:12:48Hmm.
00:12:49Tomorrow's another day.
00:13:03Mm-hmm.
00:13:29No... Let me rise you...
00:13:31Oh my god!
00:13:33Mlow!
00:13:33RAAGH!
00:13:52Get up, Johnny.
00:13:57Get up, Johnny.
00:13:59Step aside.
00:14:01I'm a knight and a lord.
00:14:19I'm a knight.
00:14:30Let me take a guess at what's for breakfast today.
00:14:34Potato pancake?
00:14:36That's my sock, silly goose.
00:14:39Lapjacks, maybe?
00:14:41That's my other sock, silly.
00:14:44When will you grow up, Johnny?
00:14:54Hello?
00:14:57Are you up?
00:15:04They are gone.
00:15:05What about it?
00:15:07They're already up.
00:15:08In that case, Mom would have surely made the bet.
00:15:10If she and Dad went to the fair,
00:15:12she must not have had time.
00:15:15I'm going to pasture.
00:15:17I'll be back this afternoon. Bye!
00:15:20Goat!
00:15:21I can't wait for them over.
00:15:22I know for sure. They went to the fair.
00:15:26Meaning, of course, that...
00:15:28Their legs will be mighty sore.
00:15:31Instead of work, we're going to play all day.
00:15:40My name is Sir John the Impoverished.
00:15:43Surrender!
00:15:48Isn't there a girls' game we can play soon?
00:15:52The first one to burp wins.
00:16:01Why aren't they back yet?
00:16:03Yoo-hoo!
00:16:10My sweet lord!
00:16:12This place is a mess.
00:16:13Where have your parents gone?
00:16:15They went to the fair.
00:16:18Shame on them asking me over
00:16:20and going to the fair.
00:16:22For heaven's sake!
00:16:24If they asked you over,
00:16:26they wouldn't have gone to the fair, would they?
00:16:29Then where are they?
00:16:31We don't know.
00:16:33Mommy and Daddy have disappeared.
00:16:36Jump in Jehoshaphat!
00:16:38The devil already has them too!
00:16:40Why would the devil have our parents?
00:16:43Did I do anything wrong?
00:16:45But they are cheese makers.
00:16:47Lucifer is very particular about his cheese.
00:17:01See this? Look!
00:17:05Curly devil is shedding his summer coat.
00:17:11Look at this!
00:17:13That's cool!
00:17:15Same thing happened to the Nesvatu and Prozu families.
00:17:19They made cheese too.
00:17:21God help them and save them.
00:17:23Are they gone?
00:17:24Forever?
00:17:25You have only three days to get out of hell.
00:17:29Then the devil cleans out your ears with cotton swabs
00:17:32and uses you as a basis for noodle soup!
00:17:35Basis for noodle soup?
00:17:38Boo! Auntie's back from grazing.
00:17:51Who's going to tell us bedtime stories now?
00:17:53And who's going to cook for us?
00:17:55How can you think of food now?
00:17:58How can you think of stories at a time like this?
00:18:02Oh!
00:18:06That's it. We'll find hell and go to Mommy and Daddy's rescue.
00:18:09But how?
00:18:11We'll surely fail.
00:18:13Are you just giving up?
00:18:15Are you whining like little kids?
00:18:17But we are just little kids.
00:18:19Speak for yourself, okay?
00:18:21Okay, Susie and Johnny.
00:18:23Then I have to tell you a story all about how important not giving up is.
00:18:27Once upon a time, your dad and I went to Prague to build Charles Bridge.
00:18:33It was magnificent.
00:18:35Everyone doubted us.
00:18:37But we actually didn't.
00:18:39We worked on the construction of Charles Bridge.
00:18:44The Praugers couldn't stop singing our praises.
00:18:48We're gonna kill you, goat!
00:18:50Indeed.
00:18:52Everyone twisted our arms.
00:18:54So we would stay and work.
00:18:56Did you really build a Charles Bridge?
00:18:58Oh, we did.
00:19:00If not for us, there'd be nothing but a Ford in Prague.
00:19:03How cool!
00:19:05So as you see, you can do anything that you want.
00:19:10So then, do you believe we'll rescue your mom and dad?
00:19:15But we only have three days left.
00:19:17Or the devils will make a basis of noodle soup out of them and they'll clean out their earwax.
00:19:22There, there.
00:19:36What an awful tragedy.
00:19:38The last cheesemakers have already gone to hell.
00:19:41Lucifer has a, shall we say, a weakness for gourmet cheeses, your highness.
00:19:46And I'll have to continue placing orders for expensive foreign cheeses.
00:19:50Indeed you will, your highness.
00:19:52This cheese came all the way from Africa.
00:19:57Ha ha ha!
00:19:59Hey, look!
00:20:00Oh!
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:06Oh!
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:08Oh!
00:20:08That isn't cheese.
00:20:10It's a living being that meets you halfway.
00:20:13Yeah.
00:20:14Oh!
00:20:15We can get an entire box in exchange for the antique painted wardrobe that's located in your bedroom.
00:20:21Or I'll drown in my own saliva.
00:20:25I'll take this into my bedroom.
00:20:34Watch out, devils.
00:20:36We'll hunt you down.
00:20:37Wilson, please, to attack you.
00:20:39Only a girl would think of that.
00:20:41What if they go after auntie?
00:20:43Calm down.
00:20:44They're trained to go after dirt.
00:20:45I happen to like your idea.
00:20:48I better start washing up.
00:20:51Do you have fleas?
00:20:53Me?
00:20:55Be prepared.
00:21:06Someone here should have some advice.
00:21:08At least I hope.
00:21:21I haven't been here in ages.
00:21:23Give me a beer, man.
00:21:25Hi, goat.
00:21:26First pay for the 18 beers you owe me from last week.
00:21:30Ha ha ha.
00:21:31Give me two beers right now so I can round up the bill.
00:21:34My brother from Prague warned me about you.
00:21:47Eat slow.
00:21:48The longer we wait to pay the battle.
00:21:50I don't think so.
00:21:51We don't have any money.
00:21:53Precisely.
00:21:54Another beer this way.
00:21:56Not fair.
00:21:57Hey, bartender.
00:21:58I want another beer, I said.
00:22:00I've just about had enough with you.
00:22:02Don't address him like that.
00:22:04He's a fairytale hero.
00:22:05Speak to him with the respect he's due.
00:22:08Soon as you pay up, son.
00:22:15Hear ye, hear ye.
00:22:19I'll pay the entire tab of whoever here can tell me how to get to hell.
00:22:26Eat fast.
00:22:27This is our chance.
00:22:28You know the way to hell?
00:22:30We will think of something.
00:22:34You have to go to the Devil's Mill, goat.
00:22:37How do I get there?
00:22:40We'll hope you find it.
00:22:42Our names are tall, broad, and sharp-eyed.
00:22:45We've looked for the Devil's Mill many times now.
00:22:48I'm assuming you found it, too.
00:22:50Some nerve-horned one.
00:22:52We have some excellent references.
00:22:55You can ask Ali Baba.
00:22:57He'll tell you who took care of the 40 thieves.
00:23:00Go ask the witch who pulled her from the oven when Hansel and Gretel baked her.
00:23:06On top of that, we were the ones who saved the seven dwarves when Snow White blew them off.
00:23:12Give us the job and we'll give you hell in return.
00:23:20Holy smokes, guys.
00:23:22You can't breathe in here.
00:23:33I'm going to the men's room.
00:23:35Ouch!
00:23:36Who put the wall here?
00:23:37All their way.
00:23:39Come on, please.
00:23:41Auntie.
00:23:42Please, goat.
00:23:46All right, all right.
00:23:48You're hired.
00:23:53Let's see.
00:23:54Please sign this here, here, and here.
00:24:00I love goulash.
00:24:05Order makes for good friendships.
00:24:07Better start cleaning up after myself, then.
00:24:17Uh, typical fairytale trash.
00:24:20Wow.
00:24:24You certainly ate your fill, gentlemen.
00:24:26The bill's for the entire bus tour.
00:24:29You have to pay if you want quality.
00:24:33Mr. Sharp-Eyed, could you please take a look and see how to get to the Devil's Mill?
00:24:36No.
00:24:37The contract states I'm entitled to rest after meals.
00:24:42What about you, Mr. Tall?
00:24:44Could you stretch out and take a look?
00:24:46No, I can't.
00:24:48I ate too.
00:24:49I won't even bother to ask you.
00:24:51Go ahead and ask.
00:24:53I'll just take care of drinks and roll out the barrels.
00:24:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:24:59So, what now, then?
00:25:01Are we just gonna stand here, or what?
00:25:03Why don't we take a seat, then?
00:25:11It's smoky over there, too.
00:25:14Wow!
00:25:15A storm is brewing.
00:25:17We can't miss out on that.
00:25:19Must be the Devil's Mill. Let's go!
00:25:21Onward!
00:25:31Onward!
00:25:31Shouldn't we be going?
00:25:34Oh, if we must.
00:25:37Are we there?
00:25:38Hey there! Hello!
00:25:40Where'd you guys go?
00:25:42Wait for me!
00:25:48Come to pub.
00:25:50Come here, my darling cheese.
00:25:52And cheeses, you are so scrunchly-dicious! Oh, my!
00:25:59Answer!
00:26:00We apologize greatly for the interruption, sire.
00:26:03Yeah?
00:26:04We've come to get the, uh, um...
00:26:06Wardrobe.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Which wardrobe?
00:26:09Oh, yes! Now I remember.
00:26:12Go ahead.
00:26:14Okay, you take the right side.
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:18Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:20Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:42Eww!
00:26:43Do they have flying mice down there, too?
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:53Something tells me the forest hasn't accepted ours.
00:26:58I'm not surprised.
00:27:00I don't let guests in at night, either.
00:27:02Sorry, guys. I hate to be a pain, but I have a feeling we might be lost.
00:27:06That was some idea trudging through the woods in the dark.
00:27:10Quiet!
00:27:10What's wrong?
00:27:11Are we in the dark?
00:27:13I'm frightened of the dark, you guys! I'm frightened!
00:27:15Stop it. The sooner we find the Devil's Mill, the sooner Jemmy and Katie will be liberated.
00:27:20We only have two days left.
00:27:22Or the Devils will make them into noodles and they'll make cotton swab soup.
00:27:25Enough talk. I'm the boss.
00:27:28Yeah.
00:27:29One rotten apple spoils the bunch.
00:27:31Apple? What apple?
00:27:34I see smoke. This is the way.
00:27:37See? This is the way.
00:27:40No sleeping.
00:27:41Look at them.
00:27:41Blah. Blah. Blah.
00:27:42Blah. Blah. Blah. Blah.
00:27:45Oh!
00:27:47No!
00:28:03It's unbelievable.
00:28:15There! I knew it! The Devil's Mill! Get up!
00:28:36I'll wait right here. I can't stand swings.
00:28:40Sorry, guys. I hate to act like a pain again, but there should be a water wheel at the Devil's
00:28:45Mill.
00:28:47That's true.
00:28:47Is there a wheel? Is there a wheel here?
00:28:52Hello. Anyone home?
00:28:56Hello.
00:29:01I'll try this way.
00:29:03Be careful.
00:29:08Help me!
00:29:15Help me!
00:29:17Help me!
00:29:52Go lie down, Halion.
00:30:02We hate to bother you, but do you by chance know where we might find the Devil's Mill?
00:30:09Squirrels aren't the cheekiest of all.
00:30:11You look so pretty, Ellie dear.
00:30:14Do you have a boyfriend yet?
00:30:20You lost your hand.
00:30:23Here you are.
00:30:25Spray water of life on it.
00:30:27It's up there, Ellie.
00:30:30There.
00:30:31Spray.
00:30:33Use more than that.
00:30:37Just like new.
00:30:39You can always get an extra hand.
00:30:42Remember to put the potion back, Ellie.
00:30:53There's still something missing.
00:30:57Soup.
00:30:58It needs...
00:31:02That's it.
00:31:03Soup is good food.
00:31:06Some of this.
00:31:09It's going to get damn hot in here.
00:31:11It is quite warm.
00:31:13Let's discreetly leave.
00:31:17It won't open.
00:31:18Go outside and talk to Prado.
00:31:20Yeah, yeah.
00:31:25Mr. Proud, Mr. Proud.
00:31:26Our goat needs your help right now.
00:31:29Ah, gee, that's cold.
00:31:31That is impossible.
00:31:32Please, this is really, really important.
00:31:38Patty cake, patty cake,
00:31:40Baker's man.
00:31:41Make a cake as fast as you can.
00:31:43She forgot to take her herbs again.
00:31:46Wash your hands and feet
00:31:47and come to the table.
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:53Oh!
00:31:56Oh!
00:31:58Oh!
00:31:58Oh!
00:31:59Oh!
00:31:59Oh!
00:32:00Oh!
00:32:05Oh, boy, what a ride.
00:32:07Let's do it again, okay?
00:32:09I've had enough.
00:32:13Say food, auntie.
00:32:15Say food, auntie.
00:32:17Come on, say auntie.
00:32:18Oh, let's be on our way, okay?
00:32:23Oh!
00:32:24Oh!
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:26Oh!
00:32:27Oh!
00:32:27Oh!
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:32Did you hear that, too?
00:32:39Lest I forget,
00:32:40if you want to find the devil's mill,
00:32:42you must go north and follow the river.
00:32:45Oh, no.
00:32:47Darned arm.
00:32:48Huh?
00:32:48Uh-huh.
00:32:51Mmm...
00:32:52Hmm...
00:33:00Oh!
00:33:01Oh!
00:33:02Oh!
00:33:03Oh!
00:33:17What is that?
00:33:18You're overbred highness, but as you can plainly see your cheese poses a great threat to castle operations as a
00:33:25security measure
00:33:26I will have to defuse it for the safety of everyone
00:33:34I
00:33:35Was afraid that would happen I am so sorry
00:33:41Do what you must my faithful whore sir
00:33:48Oh
00:33:51You have to give me all of them
00:33:57I
00:34:14Walking one two three hours now the contract states were entitled to a break
00:34:23Oh
00:34:38Mr.. Broad you are like greased lightning
00:34:41Oh
00:34:42That's how I always do it
00:34:44He flies like a balloon
00:34:51Sure those two are teasing me I think we've lost our way mr. Sharp-eyed find the way to the
00:34:58devil's mill
00:35:02He can't see he has cataracts why do you wear a blindfold look cool?
00:35:11How about you mr. Tall can you stretch out?
00:35:17You can't do that
00:35:19Yeah
00:35:21Low blood pressure if he stretches out too fast he faint might you try is stretching slowly
00:35:37It looks like if I
00:35:41No matter we'll use the north star to guide us instead
00:35:44Huh
00:35:46There it is
00:35:50The north star we're off to the river and the devil's mill
00:35:59The north star we're off to the river and the devil's mill
00:36:14Hey, hey, hey
00:36:16May the lake only start to swell
00:36:19When I'm marching straight into hell
00:36:23Let's give the devil skins a real beating for their sins
00:36:27We'll march forward in our lives
00:36:29So we will reach the mill in time
00:36:38All together now
00:36:41One, two, three, four
00:36:42Left foot forward
00:36:44Left foot forward
00:36:46The devils don't bother us
00:36:48The devils don't bother us
00:36:50Left foot forward
00:36:52Left foot forward
00:36:54If you're no coward
00:36:55If you're no coward
00:36:56You will show them
00:36:57You're chasing us like a bro to goat
00:36:59May the lake only start to swell
00:37:03When I'm marching straight into hell
00:37:07Let's give the devil skins a real beating for their sins
00:37:11We march forward in our lives
00:37:12We will reach the mill in time
00:37:20We will reach the mill in time
00:37:20We will reach the mill in time
00:37:20We will reach the mill in time
00:37:23We will reach the mill in time
00:37:26We will reach the mill in time
00:37:30We will reach the mill in time
00:37:33We will reach the mill in time
00:37:35We will reach the mill in time
00:37:36We will reach the mill in time
00:37:37We will reach the mill in time
00:37:38We will reach the mill in time
00:37:38We will reach the mill in time
00:37:39We will reach the mill in time
00:37:40We will reach the mill in time
00:37:41We will reach the mill in time
00:37:42We will reach the mill in time
00:37:43We will reach the mill in time
00:37:46We will reach the mill in time
00:37:47The river we did it we did it except there's no way we can follow this river
00:38:10This is my kind of travel finally
00:38:17We found our way here
00:38:20Excuse me is something wrong young man. Ow! That hurt! Ow! Sorry about that, Mr. Tall. Johnny started it. Okay
00:38:28then. Ow! He's poking me. Shush. You two mustn't argue anymore
00:38:41I see great distances. Something tells me we'll be there soon
00:38:54I'm sea stick and I'm freezing cold. This is really a trip from hell
00:39:02You're right? Yeah, yeah, but the contract states we are entitled to supper
00:39:07Where is the contract you must have dropped it in the river?
00:39:11You're not entitled to supper anymore
00:39:14Now that I think about it this isn't such a bad trip after all is it?
00:39:23Johnny Susie dear have you ever jumped on a trampoline?
00:39:28Yippee!
00:39:31Hooray!
00:39:34Yippee!
00:39:36Hoorah!
00:39:38Yippee!
00:39:38Whee!
00:39:40Whoo!
00:39:41Whoo!
00:39:43I see something over there
00:39:45Your shoes are pointing
00:39:47A red light
00:39:50That's gotta be
00:39:51Burn those hoofs
00:39:52The Devil's Man!
00:39:55Super
00:39:57What have you got there?
00:39:59No, I can't shake anymore
00:40:03Devils beware
00:40:04We're coming to get mommy and daddy
00:40:06We won't be able to save them if we're tired and hungry
00:40:10It's not that bad even if it is cheese
00:40:15No
00:40:18No
00:40:23No
00:40:24No
00:40:24No
00:40:25No
00:40:26No
00:40:29No
00:40:29No
00:40:29No
00:40:29No
00:40:30No
00:40:39No
00:40:40No
00:40:43Excuse me.
00:41:11Good morning, your highness.
00:41:13Get up.
00:41:15Get up, please.
00:41:17Pity we had to sell the alarm clock.
00:41:21Get over here.
00:41:27Earthquake! Earthquake!
00:41:28Evacuate the women and children!
00:41:30There you go. You're up.
00:41:32Oh, come on, come on.
00:41:34Did you have a bad dream, your highness?
00:41:35On the contrary, Harser.
00:41:37Last night, I ate my beloved goat cheese again.
00:41:41You'd have to have gone straight to hell for it.
00:41:43The devil kidnapped all of the cheesemakers.
00:41:46You're not far from the truth.
00:41:48I found it by Devil's Mill.
00:41:51What?
00:41:52What if you took it from...
00:41:57Lucifer himself?
00:41:59Don't draw devilish conclusions.
00:42:01He'll get revenge on us.
00:42:04For just one piece of cheese? What do you mean?
00:42:07Hell is full of so much mystery.
00:42:22Wow.
00:42:24Look at the Devil's Mill.
00:42:26Wow.
00:42:27How are we gonna attack them?
00:42:28Do you want me to attack the Devil's totally unprepared?
00:42:32I have a sword from Daddy.
00:42:34Aha!
00:42:35And I have fleas from Mommy.
00:42:38I have lice from Grandpa.
00:42:41I have horns.
00:42:42And I have brains.
00:42:44I have an empty stomach.
00:42:51Hello?
00:42:53Hello?
00:42:55Anybody home?
00:42:58Let me see.
00:42:59Let me see.
00:43:00What about me?
00:43:02Let me come in, too.
00:43:07I can't see.
00:43:09You never could, silly.
00:43:10You're wearing a blindfold.
00:43:12Here's an upholstered armchair.
00:43:14Ah, that's my tummy.
00:43:15I found the doorknob.
00:43:17Those are my horns.
00:43:18Goat, there's someone here.
00:43:19eh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:43:28Ah.
00:43:28Oh no, no.
00:43:31No ...
00:43:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:34No, no, no, no.
00:43:39Ah, sorry.
00:43:50Not a devil in sight.
00:43:52What if they only come out in the dark?
00:43:54That's how it is in fairy tales.
00:43:55It makes no sense.
00:43:57Who the devil would come this far out in the boondocks?
00:43:59That's how I see it, too.
00:44:02We have no choice but to wait till nighttime.
00:44:04We can't keep waiting.
00:44:05Soon time will be up for Mom and Dad.
00:44:08And the devils will make them into earwax soup with noodles.
00:44:11This is our only chance.
00:44:13Anyone have a better idea?
00:44:16No, just not.
00:44:19You see?
00:44:25That's it.
00:44:27You're doing a good job.
00:44:29There.
00:44:30We'll put the rest aside for later.
00:44:33Tomorrow morning you'll be receiving a package of Gouda from Holland.
00:44:37Yes!
00:44:38But there's nothing left in the royal coffins.
00:44:41You have nothing to worry about, Your Most Excellent Highness.
00:44:45They'll take your royal crown in exchange for it.
00:44:49I do not know.
00:44:51It really breaks my heart.
00:44:53Oh, please.
00:44:54It's been in my family for generations now.
00:44:56As you wish, Your Highness.
00:44:58But you know how important it would be.
00:45:05Oh, come on.
00:45:07So be it.
00:45:10There.
00:45:11There.
00:45:11So please, sign right here.
00:45:13The agreement goes into effect tomorrow morning.
00:45:17The agreement goes into effect.
00:45:41Do a good job, you lazybones, until I tell you to stop!
00:45:45It is a rare honor to make cheeses from all over the world.
00:46:04I'm so tired.
00:46:06What? Give me that.
00:46:07That's a lot of work, huh?
00:46:12Tomorrow's our last day.
00:46:15The old glutton finally signed the contract.
00:46:19I'm gonna have you all executed.
00:46:25The imperial crown will at long last be mine!
00:46:30Mine, mine, mine!
00:46:32Mine, mine, all mine.
00:46:34Mine...
00:46:37Hahahahah!
00:46:53GEMILL.
00:46:58GEMILL.
00:47:02GEMILL.
00:47:22I was really scared downstairs.
00:47:25Not even a mouse in sight.
00:47:28Get up now!
00:47:29This isn't the devil's mill.
00:47:31We have to find it before it's too late.
00:48:00All right.
00:48:10I'm scared!
00:48:11I'm scared of the dark!
00:48:13Did we bring a change of underwear?
00:48:15No, we didn't.
00:48:16Me neither!
00:48:17We got nothing!
00:48:34What is this?
00:48:52The third time this century.
00:48:56Damn work!
00:48:58More beer!
00:49:11What's that?
00:49:13No stuttering, brother!
00:49:15What do you want here?
00:49:22What do you want here?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25So kindly get out of here.
00:49:26Once you return Jemmy and Katie to us,
00:49:28you have no right keeping them in hell.
00:49:32You're stuttering is embarrassing.
00:49:33You stutter in nearly every fairytale.
00:49:38We won't take orders from you.
00:49:40I won't put up with you.
00:49:42Shame on you.
00:49:43Ouch!
00:49:44I'm not stuttering, jerk.
00:49:45Ah.
00:49:53Katie and Jemmy haven't done anything wrong.
00:49:55Kindly let them go.
00:49:56No, no, no, no one's gonna give us orders.
00:49:59N-n-n-not even if hell freezes over.
00:50:02Come on, guys, cut it out. We're almost brothers.
00:50:05I have horns, too.
00:50:06Then figure it out yourself.
00:50:12The devils aren't even what they used to be.
00:50:14If being nice doesn't work, we'll have to be nasty.
00:50:17What do you say, darling, please?
00:50:20Please?
00:50:23Diamonds.
00:50:24F-f-finally I'm going to p-beat you.
00:50:27Only thing you're going to beat is a rug, s-s-s-tutter.
00:50:38It's drafty in here. My milk could curdle.
00:50:45Oh.
00:50:47Did you hear that?
00:51:01Which one of you makes that devilishly good goat cheese?
00:51:05Me.
00:51:07We all do.
00:51:09That's right.
00:51:11In that case, you all have to go to hell.
00:51:14Because as you can see, I collect cheesemakers.
00:51:18And I collect fleas.
00:51:20Go now and get the devil.
00:51:31Whoa...
00:51:33You're awake?
00:51:37You're mu combien?
00:51:40Yeah.
00:51:45The charade is over.
00:51:48Come on! Come on, darlings!
00:52:05I hate doors.
00:52:14I'm a knight! Give up!
00:52:16Knight, my foot!
00:52:26I can't help you!
00:52:27I'll start with you. You're easiest to fold.
00:52:31I want to stay here! I want to stay here!
00:52:34Let the girl go or you'll be sorry.
00:52:37What a coward you are, hurting a child.
00:52:39Stay out of my sight, you monster!
00:52:42Leave my sister alone right now, stinky!
00:52:45I'll make double legs out of you.
00:52:47Help!
00:52:54Today you won! But wait until tomorrow, you'll be damned surprised!
00:53:00He's a devil crossed with a bat!
00:53:08That wasn't either a devil or a bat.
00:53:12I can't believe my own eyes!
00:53:14Neither can I!
00:53:16Royal Cheesemaker!
00:53:18Yeah!
00:53:20Sometimes even the worst hell is here on earth!
00:53:25That was Lucifer, wasn't it?
00:53:28Why do you think that?
00:53:30He's after us!
00:53:32We haven't brought a living soul to hell in over a hundred years!
00:53:35Yeah! If we don't find someone by Sunday, he'll make cotton swabs of us!
00:53:41I think I know a good candidate for hell!
00:53:45Oh?
00:53:47I assumed the throne in the morning!
00:53:50Finally, I'll be rid of all the cheesemakers!
00:53:54Once and for all!
00:53:58A scoundrel!
00:53:59If I were two hundred years younger, I'd teach him a lesson!
00:54:02I don't think there's a way that we can reach the castle by morning.
00:54:07Unless...
00:54:09I almost forgot about the water of life!
00:54:11Oh, that's it!
00:54:12Ha-ha!
00:54:15Whenever good and evil conflict, we make sure the bagger gets licked!
00:54:21Whoever asks us to, Ripple Beats will get his due!
00:54:27Ouch!
00:54:29Hellions of the reddest hue, we'll make mincemeat out of you!
00:54:35We'll make robbers disappear when the thought of the door's near!
00:54:38We're a steamroller in a holy war!
00:54:42We'll set you to miss!
00:54:51Good knows we are on its side!
00:54:54Dragons, giants, lose the fight!
00:54:57Scoundrels must get out of here!
00:55:00Villains will all disappear!
00:55:03Hellions of the reddest hue,
00:55:06We'll make mincemeat out of you!
00:55:09We make robbers disappear when the thought of them draws near!
00:55:12We're a steamroller in a holy war!
00:55:17We'll smash you to miss!
00:55:21Light!
00:55:22Light!
00:55:22I see light!
00:55:24We're the dude rivals one and all!
00:55:27Our names are sharp at broad!
00:55:31And he's too tall!
00:55:35That was wacky!
00:55:37There's a chance we can get out of here in time!
00:55:39Let's go!
00:55:40Gorgeous!
00:55:47Finally!
00:55:48All this will belong to me!
00:55:50I can't wait!
00:55:51huah!
00:55:53huah ha ha ha ha!
00:55:54Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu!
00:56:07Huah!
00:56:07To the castle!
00:56:08Ha!
00:56:09Ha!
00:56:09Husser!
00:56:10Husser beware!
00:56:10Yeah!
00:56:11Husser beware!
00:56:11Thu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu!
00:56:21Husser beware!
00:56:30The castle's being invaded by devils, the castle's been invaded by devils!
00:56:36The castle's been invaded by devils!
00:56:43We haven't been found out, hurry!
00:56:45Hurry, hurry, so we make it!
00:56:47I'll light the way!
00:57:19I hate to say so...
00:57:21But I'm running out of energy.
00:57:24The magic is fading.
00:57:26I'm sorry, guys.
00:57:30Couldn't it have lasted a little longer?
00:57:46The sun's coming up.
00:57:48We still have to get up that hill.
00:57:51Calm down.
00:57:53Climbing the hill will be a piece of cake.
00:57:59Hurry up. Hurry up.
00:58:01Peg.
00:58:01Put a peg under him.
00:58:03Don't shine the light in my eyes.
00:58:05Light the way.
00:58:05No resting.
00:58:07I'll light the way.
00:58:08If Mr. Broad starts rolling, we'll never find him.
00:58:11I feel like a dumb beetle.
00:58:13Keep moving.
00:58:13If only you ate less.
00:58:15We're almost there.
00:58:16We're almost there.
00:58:21Like I said, piece of cake.
00:58:23No, it wasn't.
00:58:25Look.
00:58:25Water.
00:58:38Stop drinking, Mr. Broad.
00:58:39We have to get up that hill, not down.
00:58:41This is standard procedure.
00:58:44Mr. Broad, Mr. Broad, I'm begging you to stop.
00:58:49I live here, Mr. Broad.
00:58:51When you make an omelet, you crack a few eggs.
00:58:55Make him stop drinking.
00:58:56Make him stop drinking.
00:58:57Then tell us how to get to the castle, Mr. Watersprite.
00:59:01I can't do that.
00:59:03I'm short of secrecy.
00:59:06Okay, as you wish.
00:59:09There.
00:59:15Fine, fine.
00:59:16Give me back my water.
00:59:19Prepare to use some muscle.
00:59:21Dust off the armor.
00:59:22Man the arrow slits.
00:59:24Your Majesty, we don't have any arrow slits.
00:59:26That's no excuse.
00:59:28Don't detain me.
00:59:29I must hide from the devil.
00:59:31No!
00:59:41Thanks.
00:59:42We'll return the water later.
00:59:44Please remember, Mr. Broad.
00:59:46My forefathers brought that water here
00:59:49by the handfuls.
00:59:54Devils.
00:59:55Devils have invaded.
00:59:56Save yourselves.
00:59:58The devils are here.
00:59:59Devils.
01:00:00No.
01:00:01What the...
01:00:03What the...
01:00:03Oh...
01:00:06Oh...
01:00:08Oh...
01:00:09Oh...
01:00:09Oh...
01:00:10Horses' medallions?
01:00:12My alarm clock?
01:00:16Oh...
01:00:26Oh...
01:00:29Oh...
01:00:30Oh this is it, whore sir.
01:00:33Oh...
01:00:34Oh my...
01:00:34Oh my...
01:00:35Oh my...
01:00:43Oh my...
01:00:46Use your water, Mr. Water Sprite.
01:00:49Excuse me?
01:00:54Help me! Help me! Yippee! Yippee! Hooray!
01:00:59Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Devils have infiltrated the castle!
01:01:04Where should I hide now?
01:01:05If I can advise you, Majesty, it's darkest under the candelabra!
01:01:12The coronation hall! Hurry!
01:01:15Aha, let's go!
01:01:19Stay calm, guys. It's cool.
01:01:23This way. Keep quiet. Don't worry. Just keep quiet.
01:01:27Keep quiet.
01:01:29I don't know.
01:01:30Pull back!
01:01:32Hurry quickly!
01:01:57That was a good call.
01:01:58That was close.
01:02:00Come here, pal.
01:02:01What are you doing?
01:02:03Hang on.
01:02:04Huh?
01:02:07Huh?
01:02:07Fire!
01:02:15Ha-ha!
01:02:17Damn it! He didn't last.
01:02:23Run out of ammo, Blinky, eh?
01:02:27Oh, we didn't plan for this.
01:02:31Who has the backup plan?
01:02:52Go on. I'll solve them.
01:02:55One, two!
01:02:57One, two!
01:03:01One, two!
01:03:03We are trapped.
01:03:04We are trapped.
01:03:04This place is like Paris.
01:03:06It's not smoky at all.
01:03:09Huh?
01:03:11Huh?
01:03:12Huh?
01:03:13Huh?
01:03:14We have come to rescue Jemmy and Katie, Your Majesty.
01:03:18Oh! Oh! It won't last much longer!
01:03:20Susie, too!
01:03:21We've also come to warn you you're in grave danger.
01:03:24Your Majesty, I have such good news for you.
01:03:28The intruders have been ensnared to the dungeon with them.
01:03:40Sire, don't believe horses are here.
01:03:42There, there. Good goat.
01:03:46Bat! Let him go!
01:03:48Wait just a second, Your Highness.
01:03:51You've not yet eaten this delectable cheese.
01:03:55Aged goat cheese all the way from turkey.
01:04:03Yes, take a whiff of this, Your Highness.
01:04:07Yes.
01:04:09No!
01:04:12Turkey, my foot! You shark!
01:04:16Me, a shark?
01:04:17But I don't even know how to swim.
01:04:21You kidnapped my whole family and now you're cooing like a turtle dove.
01:04:24What a fool I am!
01:04:26I nearly traded my home for your cheeses!
01:04:30Arrest him!
01:04:31Now!
01:04:35If anyone comes near me, I'll choke the king with his own cheese!
01:04:43It's nearly dawn. In the morning the crown will be mine.
01:04:47I will be king and give you what's coming to you.
01:04:56Once the cop cries, your goose is cooked!
01:04:59Prepare your congratulatory speeches!
01:05:02I demand flattery!
01:05:03There!
01:05:04My cheese!
01:05:06Come on!
01:05:08My cheese!
01:05:13Cry already, you old molting fucker!
01:05:23I have it all in black and white!
01:05:26That old fool forgot he signed it!
01:05:30Damn you!
01:05:33From now on, I'll be your king!
01:05:36And whoever calls me Horser will be a head shorter!
01:05:43I had an awful, awful childhood.
01:05:46The kids made fun of me, said my head looked like a horse's.
01:05:51They brought me oats.
01:05:54Once they even put a saddle on me!
01:05:57Now, I'll be the one who's laughing!
01:06:00Kill them!
01:06:01And the cheesemakers too!
01:06:03Brin!
01:06:12Fine then!
01:06:13We'll do it the good old fashioned way!
01:06:33I'm king! I'm king! I'm king!
01:06:38Oh!
01:06:40It's time for a little siesta!
01:06:44If anyone comes looking for me, I'm resting.
01:06:47So I'll be fresh for the afternoon executions!
01:06:54Oh!
01:06:57This situation wouldn't have happened if cheese hadn't blinded me!
01:07:02Now, now, sire.
01:07:03I'll stroke your bald head.
01:07:06This is completely my fault.
01:07:38Do you want to give up?
01:07:42I'm asking you, do you want to give up before we even start?
01:07:46Goat?
01:07:48Goat!
01:07:48Do you want to whine like a little kid?
01:07:51But I... but I am a little kid.
01:07:55That's no excuse.
01:07:56You can do anything you want.
01:07:58Remember whose daughter you are.
01:08:00Hmm?
01:08:10And now, these are the tasks for next month.
01:08:13Punish every single one who laughed at me.
01:08:17Outlaw horses.
01:08:19Outlaw cheese.
01:08:23Outlaw theology.
01:08:25Hmm?
01:08:30Mm?
01:08:33Unaw...
01:08:34Back, back.
01:08:37Back, back.
01:08:38Back, back.
01:08:39Back, back.
01:08:40Back, back, back.
01:08:40Back, back.
01:08:41La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:08:43Hmm.
01:08:47What the...
01:08:48Hang on, I'm almost done.
01:08:49Beep.
01:08:51My sister.
01:08:52Aha.
01:08:53Heh, heh, heh, heh.
01:08:54Huh?
01:08:55Hm?
01:08:57Huh?
01:08:58Hi!
01:09:02Look!
01:09:03A rope!
01:09:03You're funny.
01:09:04Come this way.
01:09:05Okay.
01:09:35Huh?
01:09:37Uh...
01:09:37Uh...
01:09:37Shhh...
01:09:39Shh...
01:09:44Uh...
01:09:45Uh...
01:09:53Uh...
01:09:54Uh...
01:10:01Uh...
01:10:27Uh...
01:10:27how dare you!
01:10:29What do you think you're doing, you little hooligan?
01:10:31A good old-fashioned way, or seahorse, sir.
01:10:34Now you're gonna really feel it.
01:10:36What? What did you say?
01:10:39What? What is this?
01:10:41I can't believe it.
01:10:42Come here. Come here. Come to me.
01:10:45I'll catch you. Come on.
01:10:47Come on. Come on now.
01:10:50Get over here.
01:10:52What's this?
01:10:53No. What does this mean?
01:10:56It's my toe.
01:11:00That hurt.
01:11:00Me who laughs last, laughs best.
01:11:04But I'm not laughing.
01:11:06I'm not laughing.
01:11:09I'm not laughing.
01:11:25I'm not laughing.
01:11:28I'm not laughing.
01:11:46No, no, not the bathroom!
01:12:13No, I want to go down to my mommy.
01:12:32No, no, no! Not in the water! I can't swim! I can't swim!
01:12:50Ouch! Thanks. There's the time. Lucifer's waiting.
01:13:02Mommy! Daddy! Johnny! Hooray!
01:13:08Susie? Where is Susie?
01:13:32Hello! I want a kiss, too!
01:13:35Susie! Susie!
01:13:43I'm coming!
01:13:49Yippee! Wow!
01:13:52Oh, this is fun! Yippee!
01:13:57This is fun!
01:14:09Susie!
01:14:10Susie, that was cool!
01:14:15Considering you're a girl.
01:14:17Johnny!
01:14:19Hi, sis.
01:14:30Mommy!
01:14:31Daddy!
01:14:32My children!
01:14:36Oh, no. Tears were not in the contract.
01:14:45Ditto Ties!
01:14:47Ties!
01:14:48Ditto to die!
01:14:48Ditto to die!
01:14:50This is our middle ages!
01:14:53Who could be afraid?
01:14:55Fitto paradise,
01:14:56Christ is our cause for the year
01:15:00All the knights and all the robbers
01:15:03Never visit other barbers
01:15:05Arms go tarts inside the jail
01:15:07Call the rock and chain mail
01:15:09Everyone here is happy
01:15:12Having a case with lots of fleas
01:15:15It is a matter of prestige
01:15:17Wearing a suit of armor too
01:15:20They look so well and suit me good
01:15:23More delightful than the throne
01:15:25I wash and cook for heroes' homes
01:15:27They hold their dreams like horses' reins
01:15:30Because through fear it causes pain
01:15:35Oh, it's feudal times
01:15:37Tell your blues goodbye
01:15:40This is our Middle Ages
01:15:42Who could be afraid?
01:15:45Feudal paradise
01:15:47Is no cause or fear
01:15:50All the knights and all the robbers
01:15:53Never visit other barbers
01:15:55Arms, swords, guards inside the jail
01:15:57Call the rock and chain mail
01:16:00Everyone here is happy
01:16:01Oh, you can go completely mad
01:16:05Without ever feeling bad
01:16:07You might have saint fetus dance
01:16:10Yet riffraff never has a chance
01:16:13You may not know what's really true
01:16:15No one will make minced meat out of you
01:16:17A little luck with lots of love
01:16:20The pain matters in butter
01:16:25Let me ask you
01:16:27What makes your cheese so deliciously heavenly, goat?
01:16:31It could be because it's a little beer-y
01:16:36The rest, once your work is done
01:16:38The kingdom must not be neglected
01:16:42Oh, it's feudal times
01:16:44Tell your blues goodbye
01:16:47This is our Middle Ages
01:16:50Who could be afraid?
01:16:52Feudal paradise
01:16:54Look out for fear
01:16:57All the knights and all the robbers
01:17:00Never visit other barbers
01:17:03Arms, swords, guards inside the jail
01:17:05Call her a engine mail
01:17:07Everyone here is happy
01:17:09Everyone here is happy
01:17:12Everyone here is happy
01:17:15Everyone is happy
01:17:16Hey!
01:18:12Ah. Thanks a lot, boys.
01:18:19Yikes!
01:18:20Yikes!
01:18:21Yikes!
01:18:23That tickles!
01:18:24Ow!
01:18:25That burns! That burns!
01:18:27I'm begging you, I'll be good from now on!
01:18:30Ow!
01:18:30Ow!
01:18:46You're so good!
01:18:49You're so good!
01:18:51Oh!
01:18:55Ooh!
01:18:59Oh!
01:19:01Ooh!
01:19:02Ooh!
01:19:03Ooh!
01:19:03Ooh!
01:19:05Ooh!
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