00:05Hey, you.
00:07Sir?
00:08Get in.
00:09Are you talking to me?
00:11I said get in.
00:15Ah, get rid of that.
00:25What do you want me to do?
00:28Consider me your genie.
00:30For the day.
00:31What's your first wish?
00:34I'm hungry.
00:43Eat.
00:46Eat.
00:52Is it good?
00:54Yes, sir, it's good.
00:56Call me Mr. Brighton.
01:02Here you go.
01:03Here you go.
01:08John, take us home.
01:12But, sir.
01:26Okay.
01:32This should look great on you.
01:35I can't take it.
01:36It's too much.
01:37Listen.
01:37You've eaten.
01:38You've had a drink and a shower.
01:40Now it's time to pay.
01:42What are you talking about?
01:43I may not have a home, but I'm not like that.
01:46Haha.
01:48You thought that you and I would...
01:49Are you out of your mind?
01:53I meet an investor tonight.
01:55And I need somebody to play my fiance.
01:57Just for one night.
01:59And you are perfect.
02:04Why me?
02:05Do you know any jokes?
02:07Jokes?
02:08Yeah, jokes.
02:10My horoscope said that my heart will break in 12 years.
02:14So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up.
02:20Forget it.
02:21Just keep smiling.
02:23It's time for you to go to the salon.
02:25Then John will bring you to meet up with us at the restaurant.
02:38This is good, but I don't understand why you couldn't just mail it.
02:43And you know, it's not just the contract.
02:47Mr. Kirby, I just wanted to introduce to someone.
02:56And here she is.
03:03Mr. Kirby, this is my girlfriend.
03:06Pam.
03:08What an adorable name.
03:10Oh, thank you.
03:11Yeah.
03:13Honey, I've already ordered your favorite dish.
03:17Escargot.
03:22Uh, you know, I'm not really hungry.
03:26Uh, you won't need to feed you yet.
03:30Great.
03:43You like it?
03:45Mm-hmm.
03:51Ooh.
03:54Kyle?
03:55Yeah?
03:56I'm very surprised.
03:58Why?
03:59Well, you know, I've heard some rumors that you're a racist.
04:08Mr. Kirby, I hope you didn't believe any of that nonsense.
04:14Especially since Pam and I have been together for so long.
04:24Oh, let's have a toast.
04:28For a new beginning, so to speak.
04:32Uh, honey?
04:35Yeah.
04:48Uh, what's this?
04:53Uh…
04:56Uh…
04:57Um…
04:57Pamela Louise Jenkinson,
04:59will you marry me?
05:02Uh…
05:03Yes, of course I will.
05:16bravo
05:20what a performance you should win an oscar not a contract sir what are you talking about
05:28did you think this cheap farce would work how much did you pay her oh sir i really don't know
05:34what you're talking about mr kirby when is his birthday hey shut up when is it um what does he
05:46do
05:46for a living he's uh do you even know his name mr brighton mr brighton mr kirby thank you
06:03for entertaining me i'm sure my colleagues will be amused by this story goodbye
06:18would it kill you to be truly happy
06:22ah what can i ask a person who lives in a dump you know what screw you screw you no
06:30you trump
06:30you racist stop it oh okay i'm sorry just a stupid idea from the very beginning
06:44get yourself whatever you want wait what i can still be useful for you how
06:59let's enter it what's for you need to save your career you can take pictures of us having fun
07:05post them on social media and maybe someone will think you're not a complete racist
07:16maybe you're not as stupid as i thought that's actually makes sense how do you eat this
07:24but i don't know how to choose food you like no to dance
07:31anybody can do it it's like riding a bike i don't know how to do that either okay well
07:36one thing at a time let's go
07:42all right
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08:39i've never won anything in my entire life
08:48so
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11:47and
11:47and
11:48what if you fall out of love with me and break my heart
11:52uh
11:54then i will just
11:56buy you a puppy
11:57and
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