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00:06begin to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby
00:12for a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:18identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president
00:37eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard and
01:55get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i
01:59knew
01:59it it was the day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:25what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:36oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:43isn't
02:43his i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:23i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:46it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:01mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:08national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap
04:13mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get
04:20pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you anymore but what about the surrogacy money
04:26after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:31what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first
04:45lady now okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
04:59you guys hungry
05:11wait you you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:31now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51whose dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
05:58as you before
06:01could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:11mommy hug
06:16you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can talk what
06:21kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good
06:35babies puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:52you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us
07:12we gotta get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:16mom
07:17mom
07:17mom
07:18mom
07:18mom
07:19mom
07:46Hello?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick qualified? What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am. Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through
08:24countless nights, and you? You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:30Remember your place, janitor. Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:43Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:46Hey, babies, Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present? What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:08The presidential seal? The nuclear button briefcase? No, no!
09:19So you two are the crazy little thieves? How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy. We found it in some room.
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy. You should wear it.
09:32Oh, no. Oh, no. We are so screwed.
09:36Code red. Locked in the White House. Search every room. Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God. If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:47Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House. This is the last one the maid's quarters.
09:52Open the door.
09:58There they are! Right here!
10:02Oh, my God. Caught red-handed. I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase in your room.
10:11Mr. President, I... I don't know anything.
10:15I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just... here.
10:19It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff in my room to
10:24throw everyone off.
10:25Or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes. Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch! Just tell the truth already!
10:36Ma'am, look at me! I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that? I've got no motive!
10:42Mr. President, don't forget. This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:46When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase.
10:55To set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me, who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear, I didn't!
11:04Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy! I swear!
11:15Then let's do it in Norway.
11:23Oh my god.
11:26Get down from there, now!
11:28That's the president!
11:29Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:38What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch!
11:45You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays!
11:48Someone! Kill these animals! Throw them in the trash!
11:50No!
11:55Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:05It's hard enough.
12:05Please, don't hurt them.
12:06I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:12Mr. President!
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh. They're my kids. Of course I like them.
12:31Yes! They're adorable!
12:33Please, just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:44Wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:50Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again,
13:09I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:27Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:28Not so strange.
13:29The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:30But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:42That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:47One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey, easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:30I-I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth!
14:36Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:37I-I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth of two puppies.
14:43And then...
14:45I passed out from shock.
14:47You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes, I swear, every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's it.
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:04And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:07Get the cages ready.
15:08I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:17Quick!
15:18Hide!
15:19Hide!
15:20Hide!
15:22Hide!
15:23Hide!
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those-those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole, this is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said I could keep them.
15:40The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place!
15:46Find those little beasts!
15:47I'm throwing them out myself!
15:56Stop!
15:57The president said I could keep them!
15:59You can't-
16:00Out of my way!
16:07You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:19There you little bastards are!
16:23Grab them!
16:26Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:47Don't move!
16:48You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front of anyone else, or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay, Mommy.
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:12Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:20Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad, you actually think
17:25two stray dogs are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby, so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:56Don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:28Mr. President.
18:29Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you.
18:33Olivia, you've got some nerve. I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here. Why do you bring
18:36people to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President, you misunderstand. I was worried about rabies. What if they pose a risk to you? I was just
18:42going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:47She's... she's lying. She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:50Sorry I'm late.
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:21The Gals
19:22Oh my God. The president? The president is holding me? What kind of script is this? He saved me? And
19:30he's being... gentle? Am I hilarious?
19:32hallucinating from getting beat up olivia since you care so much about the pets running around
19:38the white house security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect mr president
19:43i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too are you here
19:48to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't figure
19:52out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on people in the
19:57middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like mr president we're
20:02sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has extensive bruising and
20:07contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied regularly i'll do it
20:18um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:24oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:29other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:38i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for saving mr president
20:46come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:53olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
20:59business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:07mine what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:13leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president
21:19this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with
21:27this man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too
21:32fast i am
21:32not ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate
21:37as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then
21:42this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner
21:45party too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:54are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf their real
22:00identity
22:01has to stay hidden for now
22:09miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:20okay come out babies
22:34kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:40got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:45leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:49should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:53easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
22:58there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:05mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it got it
23:12mommy bye bye mommy
23:20mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:37who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:41princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:00you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:05mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:16the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:28no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:34marry
24:34him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:40allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:48he actually said it
24:53mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:01don't be afraid
25:04my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:08she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:11i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:16miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:21i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:25i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:34sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door they say they're looking
25:39for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for i didn't
25:43dare stop them
25:46my babies
25:47my babies
25:48my babies
25:48my babies
25:52I'll be right back.
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