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Muse Under The Lights Shortmintz
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00:00Seriously, that bodyguard dude let us in like 20 minutes ago. Where is this guy?
00:04Hannah! Excuse you, Miles Means is not a guy. He's pop star royalty.
00:09And my future husband, thank you very much.
00:11He's rude is what he is.
00:15I'm sick of this. Stay here.
00:24Oh good, you must be the stripper we ordered.
00:26A lot of time sweetheart.
00:27Oh my god!
00:37Lexus, Jesus. Miles Means, you are literally like my favorite person on this whole entire planet and
00:43I have listened to the star in your heart like 15 000 times and wow you're even cuter in person.
00:48I can't believe you're this is actually- Hey hey, deep breaths, yeah?
00:52You two must be the contest winners. Nice to meet you.
00:56Hi. Tell you what, the star in your heart was actually my producer's idea.
01:01And uh, maybe we go see him now, huh?
01:04Yeah.
01:05Okay.
01:07You knew we were the contest winners. So that whole stripper thing was what, just to mess with me?
01:13It was a joke, cheer up. Now you get to tell everyone you sat in Miles Means' lap.
01:18Right. This may come as a shock to your massive ego, but I don't actually care enough about you to
01:23talk about you.
01:24I'm here for my sister and you're going to show her a wonderful time with a nice, normal human being.
01:30Or what?
01:47Oh my god, that's Lance Carter, producer, prodigy.
01:54You're Judd Jones.
01:56Grandpa Jed.
01:57Head of security.
01:59Grandpa? You know I'm like five years older than these guys, right?
02:03Anyways, ground rules. So as contest winners, you will be spending the day with Miles,
02:08getting an inside look at the songwriting process.
02:10Lucky us.
02:11What? You don't want to get it up close and personal?
02:15I thought we were building so much cash.
02:16Uh, what were you saying?
02:18There will be no recordings, no pictures, and no touching.
02:23New protocol. I have a stalker, one of the crazy ones. Lucky me.
02:28All right, so everything understood? Yes? Great. I'll leave you to it.
02:34So that last rule, is that a part of the boys as well?
02:37You know what they say? Rules are meant to be broken.
02:40It's not. Oh.
02:42Is that broken enough for you?
02:46Funny. This house doesn't really give pop star mansion.
02:50I was expecting Miles Mayne's writing retreat would take place on a yacht or something.
02:54Not on the house in the middle of nowhere.
02:56Well, it's my granddad's place. I grew up coming here.
03:00I wanted to get back to my roots for the second album.
03:03Could we hear some? Please?
03:08Funny, uh, we- Miles, have actually been going through a little bit of a writer's block recently.
03:13How about you play something from the first album?
03:15Oh, I already told you I'm not playing that crap. No more poppy commercial bullshit.
03:19And I've already told you for the past 10 years of working with you, commercial does not equal bad.
03:24The label wants-
03:25Screw the label. I'm an artist. I'm not a product.
03:29Oh, I'm sure my sister, who was a huge fan on the first album, would really love to hear something
03:35from it.
03:36Remember what we just talked about?
03:39Uh, maybe a lesson instead?
03:41Like, I died at the harmony stack in the chorus of Honey Love Forever.
03:45Maybe you could show us how you did that.
03:48That was me, actually.
03:50Seriously? Well, you're literally a genius. I mean, the hyper-production of the backing vocals is...
03:56Chef's kiss.
03:57Nice to have someone who actually appreciates what I do.
04:00Alexis?
04:02Come on, I want to show you something.
04:04Really?
04:05Let's go.
04:07Look at that.
04:09Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't you want a free lesson after you came all this way?
04:13Being gratitude.
04:14You're right. My mistake. I am so grateful to be in the presence of the genius writer who wrote the
04:20song,
04:20My heart beats deep for you, girl.
04:23See? I knew you were a fan. Come here. Make it be a lesson.
04:30Come here.
04:37I'm not a fan. You're just an egotistical psychopath who sings empty love songs to indoctrinate
04:44young women. You don't think I know your type? I go to Juilliard.
04:49Juilliard, huh? Oh. Must be an expert. What do you do, Maestro?
04:55I am a dancer. Ballet. I am actually auditioning to be Prima in my company on Friday.
05:03Yeah, well, um, I can show you my art if you show me yours.
05:14Like that?
05:15Yeah.
05:20You can show me anything you want.
05:32Pass.
05:34Uh, why don't we just try to get through this godforsaken day and then I can go back to never
05:40having to see your face ever again.
05:43Whatever you say, sweetheart.
05:54Hey!
05:56Woo! Take that.
05:57Lex, beer pong, seriously? You're not even 21.
06:00I will be in two months.
06:02You better be pinch drinking for her.
06:04Wanna play?
06:05Not with you, no.
06:07Boys will be boys.
06:09Judd always pretends like he's our babysitter.
06:12So does the gig come with bath time and bedtime stores as well, or?
06:17Uh, no, why are you offering though?
06:20So you, uh, flirting with my producer now?
06:22No, I just...
06:23Because if you want my attention, all you have to do is ask.
06:25What I want has nothing to do with you,
06:27so why don't you just mind your own business and let the adults talk?
06:30I don't look like an adult to you?
06:34When are you gonna stop trying to mess with me?
06:38You know, it's really not that cute.
06:41I think I made you laugh.
06:43I think you like it.
06:45I don't.
06:46Liar.
06:50Are you okay?
06:52Yeah.
06:54What was that?
06:56Is everyone okay?
06:58Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Yeah.
07:01All right, well, I got some bad news.
07:02We got a storm rolling in.
07:04What about our flights?
07:06No one's going anywhere.
07:07Not tonight.
07:09Guess we're stuck together?
07:11Winner.
07:12Oh my god, are we, like, in danger?
07:14Is this a killer storm kind of thing?
07:15I have to leave.
07:17I have a really important audition on Friday that I cannot miss.
07:19Save it for the pilots, sweetheart.
07:21I'm sure a rescue plane's gonna come by and save the ballerina.
07:25I really gotta leave or else I'll go into jail for attempted murder.
07:28Hannah!
07:30Look, I don't have any details, all right?
07:32But as soon as I find out something, you'll be the first to know.
07:35In the meantime, seeing as there are no hotels within a 50-mile radius, you two get comfortable.
07:48So now that we got some time to kill, does anyone want to see this guitar synth hybrid I've been
07:53working on?
07:53Love.
07:55Okay, okay.
07:58Oh wait.
08:00If you get scared of the storm, my door's open.
08:06How many times do I have to turn you down?
08:09I think I'd rather sleep outside.
08:23This is like a dream come true.
08:26More like a nightmare.
08:28Okay, listen up sister.
08:30Over the course of the next however many days we're stuck here, Miles and I are gonna fall madly in
08:35love.
08:35Got it?
08:37Sure, I can, you know, barely talk to him without feeling like I'm gonna puke butterflies,
08:42but it'll just make for good stories to tell the grandkids.
08:46Your job is to play nice with your future brother-in-law.
08:50I don't want to have to choose sides, but if it comes out to it, I might have to.
08:55What about Lance?
08:56He seems nice and you guys both know the same techno mumbo jumbo.
09:01Yeah, I mean, he's like a producing wizard, but I mean, it's Miles Mayes.
09:07Lex, I just, I don't want you to get hurt.
09:11Guys like Miles, they're all take and no give.
09:14I know, but Han, Miles isn't your loser wannabe ex-boyfriend.
09:20For one thing, he's not wannabe.
09:23Please, let me just try. For me, please, please.
09:28Fine.
09:29Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you.
09:34Alexis Mayes.
09:36Got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
09:57Can I help you?
10:00Uh, I, uh, couldn't sleep, storm. I thought I'd make some hot cocoa or something, but only it was bird
10:09food.
10:09Well, it takes a lot of work to look this good.
10:15Have a nice ring here.
10:16Oh, hot.
10:17Hey.
10:18What?
10:23What?
10:25What do we say when we want to share?
10:27Give it.
10:29No.
10:41You gonna make enough for two?
10:43What do we say when we want someone to share?
10:50Please.
11:00I know you're doing it wrong.
11:03You gotta heat it on the stove.
11:05Amateur. Let me show you how it's done.
11:12Well, you're not used to girls who don't swoon over you.
11:17Get used to it.
11:20Maybe I will.
11:33Here.
11:42Nice and slow.
11:46Stop flirting with me.
11:48You first.
11:49You're such a child.
11:51Teen idol. Arrested development. I mean, what can you do?
12:02You sure you don't want to bung with me?
12:04What did I literally just say?
12:06You're so pretty, yet so dumb.
12:10You think I'm pretty?
12:12I'm going to bed now.
12:15I bet you had a poster of me on your wall, didn't you?
12:19Good night, Miles.
12:28It doesn't even make sense why I think about you.
12:34It was only one night, only that time, and it's not my style to be caught up.
12:38Morning, Sunshine. What's up?
12:42Pretty impressive, huh?
12:43Uh-huh.
12:44Really? You call that choreo?
12:47You think you can do better, ballerina?
12:49Oh, I know I can do better.
12:51Sit.
12:52Samba boy.
12:53Let me show you how it's done.
13:20But then, zusammen.
13:41Sometimes, oh, yeah.
13:42Soda boy.
13:47He's just watching The
13:58yes yes that is exactly what you need
14:02i'm a singer not a dancer no one cares about my choreo no you wanted to be the front man
14:07so suck
14:08it up in front man that is amazing can you teach him some moves what's in it for me
14:14backstage passes to your stop in the next door oh she'll do it
14:20uh meanwhile i'd um love to hear those new samples you were talking about yesterday
14:26pretty please yeah yeah
14:32how do you want me coach okay
14:34it doesn't even make sense start with your right hand
14:37i would try to fight it
14:40every time that we touched in room carl on five we could play made on the wine but we know
14:44that we will
14:45we could not stick a sink
14:47then a little bit of a movement
14:51look
14:53loose it
14:58hips
14:59hey not bad okay that's good
15:08not too much okay
15:12uh
15:13uh
15:15uh
15:16uh
15:19uh
15:32yeah it's perfect
15:41they teach you that in ballet school?
15:42not exactly
15:49uh
15:50i actually started in hip-hop
15:52but my parents said it was a waste of talent so i went classical
15:56trying to be a prima or a prime or whatever
16:00it's prima
16:01i mean
16:02yeah sure
16:04it's a lot of work
16:06it's death to your joints and all the other girls are a bunch of flimsy bitches but
16:11i want to dance so
16:13what else am i gonna do?
16:15strip?
16:16yeah
16:17shut up
16:18okay
16:19round two
16:24judd got an update from the coast guard
16:25can we leave?
16:29no
16:30storms are hitting the coast no flights are leaving
16:40i don't understand it's literally sunshine and blue skies outside it's fine
16:44i didn't realize you were a meteorologist
16:4672 hours of lockdown kill me now
16:50hey on the bright side we get three whole days of uninterrupted album inspo with a couple of our vegas
16:55fans
16:57hey lex tell them about your song
16:59really?
17:01yeah
17:02okay um
17:03i think Harry Styles' lyricism meets Sabrina Carpenter Hooks
17:07so like
17:08fun and catchy but also
17:10emotional and metaphorical
17:13i also gotta hear it i think it's got real commercial potential
17:16i'm sure it's a hit
17:18but i'm not your guy
17:20i already told you i don't want to do commercial
17:23dude just because millions of people hear something doesn't mean it's not art
17:27okay
17:27when did you become such a snob?
17:28since when did you become the label's little bitch huh?
17:31i said no
17:45let's go
17:46standing in the door
18:15i'm sorry
18:17i'll go
18:31it's not bad
18:34oh
18:37you're too kind
18:38it just needs words right
18:40I'm serious
18:41that song is a million times better than the star in your heart
18:44and I should know
18:45Lexus practically tattooed that on my eardrum
18:49you want to tell the label that?
18:51aww the poor little rich boy has it so hard
18:53I mean to sacrifice his artistic freedom for fame and fortune
18:57you think I have it good, huh?
18:58I had a Xanax prescription when I was 14
19:01Lance and Judd, they're the only people I trust
19:03yeah
19:04I had to work four jobs just to get through college
19:07I ate ramen for an entire year just to afford new pointe shoes
19:10oh yeah?
19:12my stalker sends me vials of her blood
19:17seriously?
19:19seriously
19:19seriously
19:22okay, you win
19:24you mean lose
19:28I'm sorry, that's really not funny
19:30I think girls sending me their bodily fluids is hilarious
19:35so I guess we're both not doing what we really want to be doing, huh?
19:41maybe we should
19:44do what we want to do
19:53you first
19:56play it again
20:07thank you for coming
20:08oh yeah
20:09thanks for having me
20:10still corrupting my sister, I see
20:12okay
20:13like you never drank underage before
20:16I didn't, actually
20:17hey, come on
20:19it's just a game
20:20such a goody two shoes
20:21I'm not
20:22prove it
20:24you're gonna relax
20:25or what?
20:29oh
20:29drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink
20:32drink, drink, drink, drink
20:33yeah, go man
20:34all right, I'll play
20:35let's go
20:36let's go
20:38okay, so I'm pretty sure everyone has a pile
20:42I'm feeling way too low to start this night
20:46okay, ready?
20:47one, two, you can't stop in the first grade
20:49okay, let me get to your back
20:52last night you try to make me angry about
20:55this time I get you mad
20:59oh, don't need a policy
21:03oh, don't need a policy
21:04wait, I'm trying to go
21:07I know, I'm looking
21:12alright, let's go
21:13I want a kiss and I look at can't lie
21:16later
21:17make the candy
21:18wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake, wake , wake, wake, wake
21:20wake, wake, wake!
21:21get the candy
21:23i need zwei
21:25okay
21:29oh
22:08Okay, enough drinking.
22:10Now what?
22:14How about...
22:17spin the bottle?
22:20I'm down.
22:22Bro, what?
22:23Were we like 14?
22:25No, when we were 14, we were on tour.
22:26Come on, you've never done this.
22:29Let's do it.
22:31Let's start.
22:31Me?
22:32Yeah, me.
22:34Okay.
22:39Ooh.
22:45Okay, hand, your turn.
22:46Yeah.
22:56Rules are rules.
22:58Really?
22:59Because I recall someone saying that rules were meant to be broken.
23:03Who?
23:04Me?
23:04Never.
23:19All right.
23:22All right.
23:26Boo.
23:27Boring.
23:47Hey, but the power went on again.
23:52Okay, um, well, there's a flashlight in the kitchen.
23:56Probably some candles upstairs, so.
23:58Uh, we'll get them.
24:06Of course, now the emergency lights come on.
24:15So, it's a pretty decent meet and greet, huh?
24:17I mean, none of these things are a total drag, but...
24:20It actually seems like you and Hannah are hanging off.
24:23What?
24:25Nah, nah, I'm just messing with her.
24:30Yeah?
24:32Is that why you look like you wanted to rip my head off when I kissed her?
24:35No, man, I just...
24:36I mean, yeah, she's hot, but...
24:39She's annoying, and...
24:40She's always making fun of me.
24:42Yeah, it sounds like she treats you like a real person and not like a god.
24:45Maybe that's a good thing, dude.
24:50Fine, so, uh, you don't mind if I make a move on her, then?
24:56Yeah.
24:57Nothing's up.
24:59Miles, I've known you since you were 12 years old.
25:00I've literally never, ever seen you look at anyone the way you look at her.
25:05Yeah.
25:05Well, I've never met anyone like her before.
25:09Is that what you want to hear?
25:12Doesn't matter.
25:13Even if I did like her, she hates my guts.
25:18She just thinks I'm some dumb, playboy, asshole, sellout guy.
25:22Miles May is doubting himself.
25:27I never thought I'd see today this girl something special, man.
25:36I'd say go for it.
25:41Do us all a favor and let someone deflate that fat ego over yours.
26:11Do us all a favor.
26:18why did you kiss smiles i didn't i mean not really you don't like him do you what no it's
26:27just for the game i don't want to make things weird right lex please don't be there i'm not
26:34mad i'm just surprised i don't know like you guys have been fighting all week and i never
26:40thought i'd say this but he's actually been such a dick to you and it's not even don't worry
26:44i will not include that in your maid of honor speech i promise right okay this is dumb we
26:53don't even need candles i'm just gonna grab my phone give me a sec
27:14miles miles is that you get his name out of your mouth
27:21look it off me we are bound together by blood i gave him mine and now i'm here for his
27:29but first i saw you kiss him and i won't let you get in the way of our love
27:37help someone please help me you're fucking crazy only when i'm off my meds
27:43bitch
27:45hey hey get off get off get around here
27:51let go of me miles miles it's me it's me baby you're so me
27:56are you okay oh my god
27:59hey deep breaths deep breaths
28:02breathe out
28:04breathe out
28:05breathe out
28:09Hannah
28:12Hannah
28:14oh my god
28:15that was so scary
28:17are you okay
28:18who was my crazy bitch
28:21I'm fine i promise i'm okay
28:23i don't know what i would have done if i'd have done it
28:25okay i'm right here i promise
29:08I couldn't sleep.
29:10Me neither.
29:13I, uh, made you some hot cocoa.
29:18Not that it makes up for the fact that I almost got you killed, but I just felt, I feel
29:27horrible
29:28that I dragged you into this mess of my life.
29:33And you obviously are well within your rights to ruin my reputation, since I've completely
29:39failed at being a nice, normal human being.
29:53I don't know.
30:07I don't know.
30:11I don't know.
30:38my sister she she's gonna kill me she loves you
30:43your sister's sweet but you're the only Taylor sister I'm interested in you could literally have any girl you want
30:54I'm being serious Hannah I've never felt like this before I just don't want I don't want you to stop
31:02okay you neither I want you are you sure because if this is about me almost getting you killed and
31:13that's some sort of you only live once thing
31:15he was
31:16shut up
31:57so this is what being run out on feels like
32:02i've only been on the other side i'm sorry last night was a mistake because your sister
32:09look i've been thinking what if alexis just gets over me
32:15i know it's hard to imagine but lance seems to like her a lot and they just get to know
32:22each
32:22other a little longer it's not a job that give me until the storm passes and i swear to you
32:28i'll play cupid and she'll forget my name good luck even if that were to happen
32:38it's more than that i have an audition i have to get back to you're going on tour
32:45this isn't real life miles we're living in a fantasy
32:53yeah well all i know is
33:00i can't let you go
33:10i should go before she wakes up
33:28round two
33:32uh
33:36great news boss storm's cleared we're ready to go stock has been evacuated placed into custody and
33:41i've got a plane for the taylor sisters you know what if they didn't leave
33:47what do you mean i think let's keep this between us two i think a few more days would be
33:53good
33:53i'm feeling inspired again finally and i could use alexis's insight and hannah's dancing or you know
34:03her coaching listen i don't know after the incident last night it's it's a security risk
34:08no the alarm system was only down because of the power but great that's great yeah it'll just be two
34:13or three days i'm sure she won't mind want to bet
34:21i'm just gonna yeah
34:25came back what is wrong with you i can explain what are you were just gonna make me miss my
34:32entire
34:32audition and ruin everything hannah you don't even want to be a ballerina you said so yourself
34:36like what you can't abduct me just because you think i wasn't abducting you i just needed more
34:40time for lance and alexis like i said you are so selfish all you care about is what you want
34:49how could i have been so stupid why did i let this happen what you're just
34:52toying with i wasn't toying with you i was falling in love with you
35:02what the hell lex i wait no you stay here you've done enough
35:15alexis i'm so sorry i never wanted you to find out like this yeah i'm guessing you didn't want me
35:19to
35:19find out at all how did it start last night after the stalker he was comforting me and he made
35:31me
35:31feel safe and then later i couldn't sleep and
35:37you had sex with him alexis it just happened i never meant to hurt you how could you
35:46he's an asshole what i i thought you loved him i mean i did at least i thought i did
35:55and then i saw
35:56what a jerk he was to you talk about a turnoff like you not like lance
36:04seriously han i mean what do you even see in that guy i thought you swore off guys like him
36:07i thought you
36:08hated him he's actually not an asshole really he's like competitive and selfish and full of himself
36:21but he's also creative and talented and funny and surprisingly sweet oh my god you love him no
36:34i mean i don't know isn't it too early for something like that it doesn't matter he lied to me
36:43so it's
36:44over and we're leaving today i don't know han i've i've never seen anyone break through your shell like
36:50this before
37:09okay i know we're compromising but that's way too emo
37:15did you strike out with him i wish
37:30well give it to me what'd you do
37:34bro it's literally my job as your best friend and producer to clean up your shit so what did you
37:38do
37:40i was going to abduct her what i mean not really obviously i just
37:50i may have tried to omit some information on when she was allowed to leave
37:55okay that's bad man oh no that's bad i know she's got every right to be pissed at me
38:02just the idea of her leaving me behind her going back to her real life and thinking of me as
38:08this like
38:09dumb fantasy
38:12i wanted more i want to be more
38:17i still do
38:20let's stop being miserable about him let's do something
38:23what do you mean we got some ideas
38:35our car will be here in 10
38:39hey lex could i steal you for a second i'm trying to figure out this bridge i need your genius
38:44on
38:45sorry but cards of course i'll be two seconds i swear
38:51if you are not back by the time the car gets here i'm leaving without you
39:10so you tell the press that i'm an egotistical chauvinist asshole yet
39:14i don't want to see you right now miles you know what i don't think i ever want to see
39:19you again
39:23okay
39:26don't look at me
39:28just listen
39:50you're standing in the doorway like caught in your hair
39:56go cold cold warm in both your hands like the whole world led you there
40:01you cross the room in silence weightless on the floor every step a held breath
40:09i've never felt before you turn without an audience you land without a sound
40:17like gravity's a promise that's gentler when you're around
40:27if the curtains fell forever
40:32if the music stopped on cue
40:37i'd still be standing breathless
41:05i'm sorry i lied
41:07i messed up i know i did
41:10it was selfish like you said
41:13and okay maybe i'm an egotistical psychopath
41:17but i can't imagine losing you
41:22i need you hannah
41:24i need you to push me and to put me back into place
41:27to call me out and to stand up to me
41:31and uh occasionally steal my hot cocoa
41:37i never wanted to do this stupid competition in the first place
41:41i begged the label to cancel
41:44but then it turns out
41:48meeting you i'm the real big winner
41:56and you're free to go
41:58but you need to know that i want you to stay
42:08hi
42:12wait before you say anything
42:14i have one more thing for you job offer
42:20i want you as a lead dancer in my upcoming tour
42:25and uh as a choreographer if you're interested
42:28you don't have to do that you don't have to feel bad for making me miss my audition
42:35you're right i didn't really want it anyways
42:43well i don't feel guilty about that
42:48because thinking of you dance to that boring classical stuff with a bunch of flimsy bitches
42:54that's the real waste of talent
42:59i'm asking you because you're an incredible artist hannah and i want you on my team
43:07and i can keep it professional i mean i don't want to but if you want to
43:17so what do you say
43:22i say yes
43:25to the job or to me
43:26to vote
43:30it worked your stupid love song indoctrinated me
43:54she said yes
43:57you know i really wanted you to be my husband but i think brother-in-law is much better
44:03okay we got a toast welcome the new members of the team
44:06no way
44:07him come on i can have one drink
44:08you can't have one either because dance rehearsal starts today mr pop star
44:12how do you want me coach
44:21red dragon record by short drama free follow for more
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44:32you
44:33it's
44:40it's
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