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00:30And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:01Thank you!
01:05Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show!
01:11This is it! Welcome to the show!
01:16Well, guys, today, President Trump launched a new mobile app
01:20for people to receive news, updates, briefings, and alerts
01:23directly from the White House.
01:25Yeah.
01:26And these days, when you hear the phrase,
01:28President Trump launched, a new app is the best-case scenario.
01:30That's... I like that.
01:32Yeah, that's...
01:33What did he launch? Yeah.
01:36Yeah, you can download it on the App Store, Google Play,
01:39and wherever other fine propaganda is sold.
01:45That's right.
01:47And this is fun.
01:48Besides news updates, you can also swipe right or left
01:51on countries Trump might invade next.
01:54Congrats. We matched on Cuba.
01:57Well, a lot of people are talking about this.
01:59Trump is adding his own signature to all new U.S. currency.
02:04That's right. He's the first sitting president
02:06to put his own name on every bill.
02:08I guess he's excited. Look at this video he put out.
02:11This is President Trump, and I can't wait to see my name
02:14on every U.S. bill, right alongside some of our nation's
02:18most prominent figures.
02:19People like the Quaker Oats guy,
02:22Dame Judi Dutch,
02:24Lurch from The Addams Family,
02:26Glenn Powell,
02:28Beethoven,
02:29Al from Home Improvement,
02:31and, of course, the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2.
02:34I was in that.
02:36He's honored.
02:38He's honored to be with all your people.
02:39Very honored.
02:40What a roll call.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Well, some business news,
02:45I saw that Netflix just announced
02:46that they're once again raising prices.
02:51And they explained the decision with the commercial.
02:53Take a look at this.
02:54At Netflix, we strive to deliver the best content
02:56for you and your whole family.
02:58And to ensure we can keep doing that,
02:59we're raising our monthly price.
03:01Thanks for understanding.
03:02Netflix.
03:05I got that.
03:06That's nice.
03:06Yeah.
03:07In other news,
03:09what's that?
03:09Hold on.
03:10I'm sorry.
03:10I'm getting it from the control room.
03:12They're saying we have,
03:12there's another message from Netflix.
03:14Wow.
03:14Yeah, let's roll that.
03:15At Netflix,
03:16we value honesty,
03:17which is why we're letting you know
03:19that we're once again raising our monthly price.
03:21Thanks again.
03:22Netflix.
03:23Again?
03:25Already?
03:25Nice.
03:26All right.
03:27Well,
03:28yeah,
03:29sure.
03:29Clap.
03:30We're happy now.
03:32Anyway,
03:32well,
03:33hopefully that's it.
03:33No more price hikes.
03:34Anyway,
03:35I read that,
03:36it's another price hike,
03:37bitch.
03:38Netflix rates are going up again
03:40and you can't stop us.
03:43Do you like Bridgerton?
03:45Good,
03:45because you're about to get f***ed.
03:47Open up that wallet.
03:49You streaming sim prices
03:50are going up faster than gas.
03:53Straight up or moose.
03:54Ding dong.
03:55Is it cake?
03:55No,
03:56it's another price hike.
03:57Pay up or we'll send you
03:58into a real life squid game.
04:00What are you going to do?
04:01Watch Paramount Plus?
04:03And you know what else?
04:04We're making the
04:04a dumb sound even louder.
04:07A dumb sound even louder.
04:08A dumb sound even louder.
04:10Wow.
04:12Wow.
04:13It's a bit extreme.
04:15I can't believe it.
04:17And finally,
04:18here's some good news.
04:20Airports around the country
04:21are returning to normal
04:22after Trump signed
04:23an emergency order
04:23to start paying
04:25TSA agents again.
04:31And this is fun.
04:33TSA agents celebrated
04:34by drinking 3.4 ounces
04:35of champagne.
04:36There we go.
04:37We have a great show.
04:38Give it up for the Roots,
04:39everybody.
04:46Thank you very much,
04:51everybody.
04:52Enjoy your stuff.
04:52Welcome to the show.
04:54Hey, be sure to tune in
04:55all week long.
04:55We have some great shows
04:56coming up.
04:57Cameron Diaz
04:58will be here this week.
04:58Oh!
04:59We love Cameron Diaz.
05:01Zendaya and Robert Pattinson
05:03will be joining us.
05:05And on Thursday,
05:06our guest will be
05:07Jack Black.
05:08Come on.
05:11But first,
05:12what a show
05:13we have for you tonight.
05:13He's an Emmy-winning actor
05:15who stars in the
05:16Apple TV series
05:17Your Friends
05:18and Neighbors.
05:18Season 2 premieres
05:20this Friday.
05:21Jon Hamm
05:22is here tonight!
05:25The vet!
05:27That show's great, too.
05:29He's fantastic.
05:30Also, you can see him
05:32in the popular series
05:32The Boys,
05:33which I love.
05:34It returns for its
05:34fifth and final season
05:36April 8th
05:37on Prime Video.
05:38Jack Quaid
05:39is joining us!
05:43He's fantastic.
05:45And then our musical
05:46guests tonight
05:47are fantastic.
05:50What do these people
05:51have in common?
05:52Andrew Lloyd Webber.
05:53Okay.
05:55Michael Crawford.
05:57Bernadette Peters.
05:58Yeah.
05:58Joel Grey.
06:00Ooh.
06:01Lin-Manuel Miranda.
06:02Ooh.
06:03Me.
06:05You know what I'm saying?
06:06No.
06:07We're all famous
06:08and known for our work
06:09on Broadway.
06:10Oh, of course.
06:10Broadway, yes.
06:11And, uh...
06:12First thing that come to mind.
06:13Last year, I did...
06:15I did Seven Days
06:16on Broadway.
06:21So nice of you.
06:24It feels like
06:25you really mean that.
06:26Oh.
06:28Seven Days,
06:28probably over
06:29ten performances.
06:30Yeah, that's a lot.
06:33And I was in a play
06:34called All In,
06:35and it was written
06:35by Simon Rich,
06:36and I had...
06:37Aidy Bryant was in it,
06:38Nick Kroll,
06:39Lin-Manuel Miranda,
06:40and I,
06:41and the band
06:41was the Banksons,
06:42and they were
06:44unbelievable.
06:45They...
06:45Believable.
06:46Believable.
06:47What'd I say?
06:48Unbelievable.
06:49What'd I say?
06:50They were unbelievable.
06:51But what did I say?
06:52Unbelievable?
06:54Believable.
06:54I said they were believable?
06:55Like beliebers.
06:56I said they were
06:57believable.
06:58Yeah.
06:58They were.
06:59They were believable.
07:00I believe them.
07:00Believe that they played.
07:01Absolutely.
07:03That's why we
07:04booked them tonight,
07:05to see if they really
07:06are...
07:06exist.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Exactly.
07:09Are they believable?
07:13But the Banksons,
07:15they're so good.
07:16Man,
07:16they're so talented,
07:17and they're here tonight.
07:18They're going to do a performance
07:19from the musical,
07:20My Joy is Heavy.
07:22The Banksons
07:23are here tonight.
07:26The Banksons!
07:28I love them.
07:29Hot show.
07:31Guys,
07:32it can be hard
07:32to say goodbye,
07:33but sometimes
07:33you just have to,
07:34and there are a few things
07:35I'd like to say goodbye to
07:36right now.
07:36It's time for
07:37Go On Get.
07:39Go on get.
07:41Go on get.
07:43Go on.
07:44Go on.
07:45Go on.
07:46Go on get.
07:52Wow.
07:55Like I'm watching Broadway.
08:00Go on get.
08:05Go on get.
08:08restaurants that bring
08:09the credit card reader
08:10to the table.
08:11Sure,
08:12it saves time,
08:13but I can't take the pressure.
08:15The waiter's watching me.
08:16My friends are watching me.
08:17I'll frantically tap
08:18whatever button
08:19ends this moment
08:20the fastest.
08:2180% tip?
08:22Sure.
08:22Just get this weird
08:23Game Boy away from me.
08:24Bring me my doggy bag
08:25of fettuccine Alfredo,
08:27and go on get.
08:28Go on get.
08:29Go on get.
08:31Go on get.
08:32Go on get.
08:36Go on get.
08:40You want me to read
08:41what I just typed?
08:42Please.
08:43Go on get.
08:44Oh, God.
08:45Pine apples.
08:46You don't smell like pine,
08:47and you don't taste like apple.
08:49You done got me good there.
08:51For a second,
08:51I thought you were
08:52a pine apple.
08:53But you ain't nothing
08:54but a prickly football
08:55with wacky hair.
08:56Now go on get
08:57until your name
08:58is not alive.
08:59And I'm looking at you,
09:00too, horseradish.
09:13Go on get.
09:19Go on get.
09:21Giant ice cubes
09:22for whiskey glasses.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:25All I want to do
09:26is sip some bourbon,
09:27not suck on a clear
09:28Rubik's Cube
09:29all night long.
09:31Just go to
09:32brookstone.com
09:33and buy me some
09:34whiskey stones
09:34shaped like Easter Island
09:36heads so I can drink
09:36like a real man.
09:38And then get.
09:56What'd you have
09:57for that tumbleweed?
10:16Go on get.
10:19Smeg appliances?
10:21Seriously,
10:22what kind of disgusting
10:23name is Smeg?
10:25I don't want anything
10:26in the kitchen
10:26that sounds like
10:27something I might have
10:28contracted on spring break.
10:29Now get.
10:31Get.
10:40Go on get.
10:42New sneakers
10:43where the laces
10:45are all pre-laced weird.
10:48Everything's going
10:49straight across
10:50with one long weird
10:51lace down the middle.
10:52And where are the ends?
10:53In some six dimension
10:54that only exists
10:55in the back
10:55of a footlocker?
10:56I came here
10:57to get some new kicks
10:58not stare
10:59at some shoelace
10:59version of the
11:00magic eye poster.
11:01Now go on get.
11:16Go on get.
11:25Ever wish you
11:26didn't do something?
11:29You got water
11:30water in there?
11:32I don't want to swallow
11:33it.
11:34Oh yeah, come on.
11:35Get.
11:36Get straw in my mouth.
11:40Go on get.
11:42Refried beans.
11:44Why don't you just
11:45call yourself
11:45what you actually are?
11:46Brown mashed potatoes.
11:48What the heck
11:49you mean refried?
11:50We both know
11:51you've never been fried
11:52to begin with
11:53and you sure as heck
11:54weren't fried again.
11:55Now let me get
11:56a spoonful
11:56of that lumpy
11:57muddy slop
11:58so I can help you
11:59go on get.
12:02Well,
12:03hard to see them go
12:04but I'm glad
12:05I got that
12:06out of my system.
12:07Stick around.
12:07We'll be right back
12:08with more
12:09Tonight Show.
12:19Come over here, baby.
12:21Yeah, turn off
12:23those lights.
12:24Let me run my hands
12:26through your sexy hair.
12:29That's good hair.
12:40Ladies and gentlemen,
12:42please welcome
12:43the very sexy lounge act,
12:45Milk and Honey.
12:51Yeah.
12:59Hello, ladies
13:01and gentle ladies.
13:04I'm Sam Honey.
13:05And I am
13:06Philip Milk.
13:08Thank you for having us.
13:10Yes.
13:10Oh, that band
13:11has sounded good tonight.
13:13Yes, indeed.
13:15This is the kind of music
13:16that gets us in trouble.
13:18If you know what I mean.
13:19You're all looking fine
13:21enough to make
13:22a good dog
13:23break his chain.
13:24Bark, bark.
13:26Bark.
13:27You know that being
13:28in front of so many
13:29beautiful women,
13:30I can't even help
13:32but think of all
13:33all the times
13:34I've made love.
13:37Like,
13:38like so bunches
13:39and bunches of times
13:40for sure.
13:41Oh, you and me both.
13:43Right?
13:43I have also definitely
13:44made love before.
13:47Right?
13:47And it's not even
13:48scary.
13:49No, no.
13:50No, we're not
13:51lying about that.
13:53And here's a little song
13:54that proves it.
14:06When my woman
14:07takes off her clothes
14:11it's a sight
14:12that I'll surely know.
14:16Buddy!
14:17It makes me
14:18shout out loud!
14:19Joe!
14:20Awesome, buddy!
14:21Your middle
14:22is my favorite part.
14:24Oh!
14:24Kudos to the chief,
14:26m'lady.
14:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:29Yes.
14:29That's right.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Yeah.
14:32That is a really
14:33good song.
14:34Yeah, yeah.
14:35And the specifics
14:36of it really
14:36proved that we have
14:37both definitely
14:38made love before.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Because when we
14:41make love
14:41crazy things
14:43happen.
14:44Yeah, you do not
14:45have to tell me that.
14:47But if someone
14:48in the audience
14:49could actually
14:49tell us
14:50what kind of
14:53things happen
14:53when you make love?
14:55Yeah, you can't
14:56be too specific.
14:57No, don't like
14:58literally say anything
14:59that happens.
15:00Please.
15:04Oh, yes!
15:05That was a tag!
15:06That was a tag!
15:07That was a tag!
15:07Y'all passed
15:08our little quiz,
15:09you sexy ladies
15:10and early gentlemen.
15:12And now, here's
15:12your reward.
15:17Yes.
15:19Yes.
15:20Yes.
15:21Yes.
15:24Oh, shucks.
15:26Come over here, baby.
15:29Yeah, turn off
15:30those lights.
15:32Let me run my hands
15:33through your sexy hair.
15:36That's good hair.
15:40Now, what?
15:43Now what?
15:44Oh, just kidding.
15:44We totally know.
15:46We know.
15:47We know.
15:48First step
15:49to making love?
15:50Get on the bed.
15:52Oh, yeah.
15:53Sorry.
15:54Sorry, it's so firm.
15:56It's technically
15:57a box spring.
15:58Yeah, sorry about that.
15:59But the next step,
16:01the next step,
16:01is that we take off
16:02all of our clothes
16:03and fold them
16:05very neatly
16:05on the floor,
16:07I think.
16:08Right?
16:09Gadzooks!
16:10Your middle's
16:11even better
16:11than the last girl.
16:13Middle.
16:13Dang.
16:14Come a little closer,
16:15baby.
16:16Don't worry.
16:17I don't bite.
16:19Right?
16:19That's not part of this.
16:21That's not what I'm
16:22supposed to do.
16:22I don't...
16:23Then it's time
16:24to do the thing
16:25humans have been doing
16:26for hundreds of years.
16:29Oh, yeah.
16:30That's when we...
16:31When we wake up
16:32the next morning,
16:33you know we did
16:34what we did.
16:35Yeah.
16:36Yes, we did.
16:37There's no need
16:37for me to really say it.
16:39Don't say it.
16:40I'd rather you not
16:41say what we did.
16:42Oh.
16:42Yeah.
16:43That's right.
16:45We're telling the truth
16:46about having made love,
16:47by the way.
16:48Oh, yeah, totally.
16:48We are totally
16:49telling the truth.
16:50And to prove it,
16:51let's just say,
16:51at the same time,
16:53our favorite part
16:54of a woman.
16:55Three, two, one.
16:57The middle.
16:58Left leg.
17:00Still don't believe us?
17:02Oh, well, you should.
17:03Well, let us
17:03spell it out for you.
17:05We're talking
17:06S-E double hockey sticks.
17:08And this sex song
17:09ought to prove
17:10that we are
17:11experienced
17:12whoopee havers.
17:13S-E double hockey sticks.
17:14Let's go.
17:17Oh, baby.
17:19I'm moving to the left.
17:21I'm moving to the right.
17:24I'm moving to the baby.
17:26Who tells me what she likes.
17:28Tell me.
17:30Please tell me.
17:31Be specific.
17:33What specifically happens there.
17:36Oh, yeah.
17:38Thank you so much, everyone.
17:39That is our time.
17:40I know that was quick,
17:41but if I know anything
17:42about that,
17:43they make it love.
17:44That's a good thing.
17:45Yes, sir.
17:45We'll see you later.
17:46Same sexy time.
17:47Same sexy place.
17:48Hit it.
17:52I'm moving to the left.
17:54I'm moving to the right.
17:56I'm moving through my baby.
17:58Just tell me what you like.
17:59Tell me.
18:00Tell me what you like.
18:02Little man.
18:02Tell me.
18:03I remember walking
18:04down a hallway
18:04just having wrapped a scene
18:06and then he came around
18:07the corner and just went,
18:07great scene.
18:08Yeah.
18:09Wow.
18:10And no one prepared me
18:12for Mick Jagger whatsoever.
18:14No.
18:18Tonight's show.
18:23Our first guest
18:25is an Emmy-winning actor
18:27who stars in the series
18:29Your Friends and Neighbors.
18:30Season 2 premieres this Friday
18:32on Apple TV.
18:34Everyone, please welcome
18:35Jon Hamm!
18:54Come on, I love you.
18:57Come on, I love you.
19:06Now you make an entrance
19:07to one and only Jon Hamm
19:08right there.
19:09Come on.
19:10They love you.
19:12Give the love.
19:14My goodness.
19:15Welcome back to our program.
19:17Oh, man.
19:18It feels like I never left.
19:19Happy to have you here.
19:21Did I read that you were
19:22an acting teacher
19:23in St. Louis?
19:24Yeah, yeah.
19:24I went back to my old
19:25high school taught acting
19:26for one year.
19:27No way.
19:27Had some famous student,
19:29Ellie Kemper.
19:30No, really?
19:31Yeah, really?
19:32Fantastic.
19:33I got to walk the red carpet
19:34with one of my students
19:35on Bridesmaids
19:37and also the Unbreakable
19:38Kimmy Schmidt.
19:39Come on.
19:39How about that?
19:40That's fantastic.
19:40That's awesome.
19:41Yeah, yeah.
19:41No, I was decent.
19:42Did you do auditions
19:44in St. Louis
19:45when you were starting out?
19:46Well, people don't know
19:46the St. Louis hotbed.
19:48A hotbed of the
19:49entertainment industry.
19:50Wow.
19:51We did not know that.
19:52I did not know that.
19:53You know why
19:53I didn't know that, Jimmy?
19:54Because it's not true.
19:56No, not...
19:57But yes, I did audition
19:58for my fair share
19:59of things there.
20:00What were they?
20:01Like, local commercials?
20:02Local ads.
20:03I think I did an ad
20:04for the Missouri Lottery.
20:05Ooh.
20:05It was very exciting.
20:07A lot of sort of,
20:09you know,
20:10they used to call them,
20:11what do they call them?
20:11Like, PSA kind of things,
20:14you know?
20:15Yeah, because I think
20:16that we might have found...
20:17Oh, God, you so...
20:20Your first...
20:20Your first on-camera job,
20:22this is an educational
20:24health and fitness video
20:25called...
20:26Ready.
20:26Called Flip for Fitness.
20:28Oh!
20:29Remember that?
20:30Here, this is real.
20:31This is Jon Hamm
20:32talking to the kids
20:33about fitness.
20:33This is so real.
20:34Take a look at this.
20:37Hi.
20:38Now, I'm not here
20:38to lecture you,
20:39like you need another lecture.
20:41But the governor of Missouri
20:42is so concerned
20:43with your health
20:44that he wants to spread
20:45the word on fitness,
20:46which is why he started
20:47the governor's council
20:48on physical fitness and health.
20:50Now, I know what you're thinking.
20:52Fitness is...
20:53You.
20:54Yeah!
20:55Come on!
20:55All my own wardrobe,
20:57I'll have you know.
20:58Was it?
20:59Yeah!
21:00That was my wardrobe.
21:02I brought that in.
21:03Really?
21:03That was also my hair.
21:04That was not a wig, boy.
21:06Wow!
21:07Did you think that you could
21:08pull that hair off these days?
21:10I...
21:11I...
21:11Yes?
21:13Oh, God.
21:15Because...
21:17If I may...
21:18I think you may.
21:24There you go, bud.
21:28Oh!
21:29A double?
21:32Wow, brother!
21:37I mean...
21:38I mean, this is it.
21:39This is, uh...
21:40It's got a good flip to it.
21:42This is all right.
21:43It's a proto-Beeber.
21:44You could almost do
21:45the Bieber flip.
21:46Yeah, and...
21:46But it's, uh...
21:47The curtains are parted
21:49right in the middle
21:49so you can give everybody...
21:51Yeah.
21:51We actually have another...
21:52We actually have another clip of you.
21:54Oh, God.
21:54It's really fun.
21:55What's this, John?
21:56And who says a healthy breakfast
21:58has to be cereal and dry toast?
22:00I mean, the original.
22:01Think, uh...
22:02Egg burritos and salsa.
22:03Think, uh...
22:04Peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
22:06Think yogurt sundaes.
22:07Whatever gets you going.
22:08I mean, those are all good ideas!
22:10Dude, a yogurt sundae.
22:11Have a yogurt sundae.
22:12Peanut butter and banana sandwich.
22:14Have a breakfast burrito.
22:15Come on!
22:15Yeah, it doesn't have to be the same.
22:17Have a breakfast burrito with salsa.
22:18Flip the fitness!
22:18Come on.
22:19Flip the fitness, man.
22:20We're flipping.
22:21Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip that fitness!
22:22Flip that!
22:26In this...
22:28In this past year...
22:29It's really hard for me
22:30not to fall in love with you.
22:32Um...
22:33In this past year, by the way,
22:34people have...
22:34I can take it off.
22:35Oh, well, okay.
22:35I mean...
22:36Sorry.
22:37Oh, yeah.
22:40People, uh, have loved your, uh...
22:43Loved your dance moves lately.
22:44Oh!
22:45Have been going viral.
22:46Yeah, I've gone viral a couple times.
22:48I...
22:49One for Bad Bunny.
22:50I should get a shot!
22:51No, you're still viral?
22:52Yeah.
22:53No, you...
22:53You hit Bad Bunny, which is great.
22:55Love that.
22:56And then, yeah, we love Bad Bunny.
22:58And then...
22:59Correct answer.
23:00Correct answer.
23:01Do you have a go-to concert dance move?
23:03No.
23:04You don't?
23:04Uh, you know, I feel the...
23:05I feel the, uh, vibrations.
23:07Yes.
23:07I feel the move.
23:08I feel the music.
23:09Yes.
23:09And I try to express myself
23:11in a physical way as much as I can.
23:13Yes.
23:14I'm also 55 years old.
23:16Okay.
23:17Not super flexible.
23:19Okay.
23:20So I don't...
23:20You know, I don't, uh...
23:22I don't try to do too much.
23:23But you do it just enough.
23:25Just enough.
23:25I've danced with you many times.
23:27We have danced.
23:28Do you remember...
23:29Do you remember I had a party in L.A. once,
23:31and it was...
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33It was okay.
23:33It was kind of happening.
23:35It wasn't really...
23:35It was...
23:36It needed a spark.
23:37It needed something.
23:38It needed a spark.
23:38You came over to me.
23:39You go, dude, let's...
23:40We need to get up on a table
23:42and start this party.
23:43And we did.
23:45We jumped on a table.
23:45On a backhand and onto a table.
23:47We got the party started.
23:48We got the party started.
23:48Yes, sir!
23:49Come on.
23:49That's what we do.
23:51We had to get it going!
23:58Good stuff.
23:59Good stuff.
24:00Here's you from your friends and neighbors.
24:05That's a good-looking dude.
24:06Dancing.
24:07Yeah.
24:08Woo!
24:09Yes, sir.
24:09Now, people don't realize I have several active injuries on my face.
24:13Yes, you do.
24:14Yeah, as well.
24:14I've just been beaten up in the show,
24:16but I was having a moment in the club,
24:17and the first person to send me this meme...
24:20Meme?
24:21Yes.
24:21Um, was Brian Williams.
24:23Oh, really?
24:24Yes.
24:26The head of NBC, the newsman.
24:28Yeah, he's a very talented guy.
24:30Who sent me a text and was like,
24:31I think you should be aware of this.
24:34It became a giant meme.
24:36It sure did.
24:37And I thought it'd be fun.
24:37Maybe he had something to do with it.
24:39Show you a couple.
24:39Maybe Brian Williams started this.
24:40The Briwa bump.
24:42This meme says,
24:43when someone cancels on your plan,
24:45so you have to spend the night in playing games.
24:48Like, oh, yeah.
24:49It's multi-purpose.
24:50It's multi-purpose.
24:50It's good.
24:51It's great.
24:52Here's this one.
24:53It says,
24:54when you're petting a dog and someone says,
24:56wow, he usually doesn't like it.
24:59Yeah.
25:01And this one I like, too.
25:02This one says,
25:03when the kids that I love so much fall asleep.
25:06Yeah.
25:07I love them so much.
25:09Go to bed.
25:11Your friends and neighbors, giant hit.
25:13I told you this before,
25:14but no one else could do this show.
25:16This is your show.
25:17That is very kind.
25:18You're fantastic in it.
25:19Your monologues are great.
25:21Your acting is fantastic.
25:23That's right.
25:24Correct.
25:25Correct response.
25:26By the way, it's so good.
25:28It got picked up for season three.
25:29Season three.
25:29Come on.
25:31That's what I'm talking about.
25:33It's a great show.
25:35Tell everyone what's happening this season,
25:38this Friday.
25:39You'll see a little clip of sort of the setup of the season.
25:42So all of this stuff happened in the first season.
25:44And if you haven't seen it yet,
25:45listen, I encourage you, go ahead and watch it.
25:47It's really fun.
25:47It's pretty great.
25:48It's really fun.
25:48But I'm going to spoil it because it's been out for a year,
25:50so what have you been doing?
25:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52Anyways, the fallout of what happened in the first season,
25:55we kind of recap at the beginning of the second season.
25:57And then there's an event that happens,
26:00which I won't, that I won't spoil.
26:02But somebody comes in and kind of disrupts the neighborhood.
26:05Yeah, who's great.
26:06Yeah, he is great.
26:07And then we have our pal, Olivia Munn.
26:09Olivia Munn.
26:10Amanda Peet.
26:11Amanda Peet is great in this as well.
26:13So many good folks.
26:14And it's awesome.
26:15Yeah, it's addicting.
26:16I want to show a clip.
26:17Here's Jon Hamm in the new season of Your Friends and Neighbors.
26:21Take a look.
26:22In a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law,
26:25you want to keep up appearances.
26:28Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day,
26:31which helps get your co-parenting back on track.
26:34Let's go.
26:36You're finally feeling comfortable again.
26:38In control.
26:39Safe.
26:41Optimistic, even.
26:47And, as you already know from painful experience,
26:51that's generally when life will serve up
26:53a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch.
26:56Yeah, come on.
26:58That is Jon Hamm, everybody.
27:00The new season of Your Friends and Neighbors
27:02premieres this Friday on Apple TV.
27:06More tonight's show after the break.
27:07Stick around, everybody.
27:08I'll sing it.
27:09Get your own to the B-O.
27:11Party heaven, we won't guarantee to be like heaven or more.
27:14You don't stop.
27:15We all riding in the free...
27:26Our next guest stars in the popular series,
27:29The Boys,
27:30which returns for its fifth and final season,
27:33April 8th, on Prime Video.
27:35Please welcome Jack Quaid.
27:37Jack Quaid.
27:40You know I need a boy.
27:43Yeah, I'm talking about a boy.
27:46Yeah, I'm talking about a boy.
27:50Yeah, I'm talking about a boy.
27:52Yeah, I'm talking about a boy.
27:59Come on.
28:00That's what I'm talking about.
28:02Jack Quaid, welcome to the show, my friend.
28:05Hi, it's so great to be here, man.
28:06It's nice to see you.
28:07Nice to see you.
28:08This is our first time really meeting,
28:10but you and I have shared the screen.
28:12We actually have.
28:13Yeah, you were in the very first episode of The Boys.
28:15You were playing yourself.
28:17Jimmy Fallon is canon in the boys' universe,
28:19which is great.
28:20Yes, I am.
28:21And yeah, you crossed it.
28:23You were interviewing Translucent here.
28:24I was.
28:25Translucent was there.
28:25And I was watching you on a screen,
28:27so I think we've kind of shared...
28:28We're scene partners.
28:29Yeah, we're scene partners.
28:30Yeah, I love it.
28:31Nice to finally see you.
28:32Thanks for being here.
28:32Of course.
28:34Jack, I want to ask you a bunch of things
28:36about The Boys, too,
28:37but I also want...
28:38I know you're into improv comedy.
28:41Yeah, I do a lot of sketch,
28:43but occasionally someone will have me
28:44on their improv show,
28:45and recently, this was really, really cool,
28:48there's this amazing comedian
28:49named Connor Ratliff,
28:51does all these shows out here.
28:52Yeah, we have some fans in the audience.
28:53Yeah, very good.
28:55He does this thing called
28:56The George Lucas Talk Show.
28:57He does this amazing podcast called Dead Eyes,
29:00but recently he had me on a show
29:01called The Acting Class.
29:02It's like a fake acting class.
29:04And it gave me the opportunity
29:06to do improv with my mom,
29:08which was insane.
29:09Who is the coolest?
29:11The one and only Meg Ryan.
29:12Of course.
29:12Come on, now.
29:13Oh.
29:15We love her.
29:16Yeah, it was great.
29:17She was...
29:18How was she?
29:19It was...
29:19She was amazing.
29:20She got, like, I mean, no surprise,
29:22but, like, giant laughs.
29:23Yeah, she knows how to do it.
29:24She didn't really know what it was
29:26because I wasn't pitching it well,
29:27but she was like,
29:28I just want to be part of your world.
29:30I just...
29:31I just want to see what you do.
29:33And she crushed it.
29:34Yeah, of course she does.
29:35When did you first get into sketch comedy?
29:37I first got into sketch comedy
29:38when I...
29:39Like, when I was a kid,
29:40I would make, like, movies on my,
29:42you know, like, a video camcorder
29:43with my friends.
29:45I made, like, a 50-minute-long movie
29:48with my friends called Bicycle Cups.
29:50It's technically a comedy,
29:52and you get to watch us
29:53go through puberty in real time.
29:56Wow.
29:56We shot in sequence.
29:58We didn't know that you could do it
29:59out of sequence.
30:0050, 5-0 minutes?
30:015-0.
30:02Wow.
30:02It's not good.
30:04No, no, no.
30:05At all.
30:05No, that's good and long.
30:07Yeah, very good and long.
30:08And then I got to NYU,
30:10and I got into the sketch comedy group,
30:12Hammercats.
30:13Oh, yeah.
30:13So every month,
30:14I was, like, doing a sketch show,
30:15which was amazing.
30:16I think I know Hammercats.
30:18Yeah, there's, like,
30:18a lot of people have come from it.
30:20Like, back in the day,
30:21it was, like, Donald Glover.
30:22Then it was Rachel Bloom.
30:24Yes.
30:24I got there,
30:25and I was with, like,
30:27Oscar-winner Steph Shue,
30:30Bowen Yang, Matt Rogers,
30:31and then after us were, like,
30:32the Please Don't Destroy kids.
30:34Oh, yeah.
30:34Yeah, it was a blast.
30:36I loved doing it, true.
30:37Your first thing that you ever starred in
30:39was a show called Vinyl,
30:40which I loved.
30:41Yeah, thank you.
30:42You were the one person that watched it.
30:43Yes.
30:44I really appreciate that.
30:45It was by Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger.
30:48Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:49Yeah.
30:50I would do anything if they were.
30:52That's a great party to be in.
30:53It was great.
30:54It took place in the 70s.
30:55It was about the music industry,
30:56and I remember, like,
30:57yeah, Mick Jagger was a producer.
30:59I'm, like, 22.
31:00This is my first show.
31:00I'm so intimidated
31:01by literally everything and everyone.
31:03Yeah, of course.
31:04And I remember wrapping a scene one day,
31:06and, you know, Mick Jagger
31:07would come by set sometimes,
31:08but you never really expected him.
31:10And I remember walking down a hallway
31:11just having wrapped a scene,
31:12and then he came around the corner
31:14and just went,
31:14great scene!
31:15Yeah!
31:16Oh, wow.
31:17And no one prepared me
31:19for Mick Jagger whatsoever.
31:20No.
31:21What do you even do then?
31:22Do you just...
31:23You go, like,
31:24yeah!
31:25Yeah.
31:26Great scene.
31:27That was the one.
31:27That was great.
31:29Yeah, great.
31:30It's like I'm back there.
31:31It's insane.
31:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:32But, like, in reality,
31:33he probably was like,
31:34great scene.
31:34Yeah.
31:35But in your story...
31:36Oh, I filled in dancing.
31:38He's on stage.
31:38Yeah, pointing his fingers.
31:39Fingers, yeah.
31:40He's so cool.
31:41Let's talk about The Boys.
31:43Yes.
31:43It's brilliant.
31:44The final season.
31:45I'm bummed that it's the final,
31:46but I'm psyched that it's coming back
31:47because I want...
31:48I love it.
31:49Yeah.
31:49It's coming out next week,
31:50and so what was it like shooting
31:53that you and the cast...
31:54I mean, you obviously know
31:55that it's ending.
31:56Yeah, we know it's ending.
31:57Thank God we knew going in,
31:58and this is, like, you know,
32:00Eric Kripke's intentional ending
32:02for the show.
32:02Like, we're ending on our own terms,
32:04which is just so special.
32:05It never gets to happen
32:06in TV anymore.
32:07Yeah.
32:08But it was great.
32:09Like, I've known these people
32:10for, like, nine years.
32:11It's, like, five seasons,
32:13but it's been nine years
32:14of just being on this
32:15absolutely insane show.
32:17Are you totally...
32:18It is insane show.
32:19Yeah.
32:20Are you all bonded?
32:22Do you know...
32:22We're so bonded.
32:22We do this thing now
32:23when, you know,
32:25we shoot really long hours,
32:26and once we hit around 2 a.m.,
32:29we're just trying to, like,
32:29keep each other awake
32:30and keep each other laughing.
32:31So we enter this phase,
32:33which I like to call goof hour,
32:34where we are just trying
32:36to make each other laugh
32:37at all costs.
32:37So there was a moment
32:39this season
32:40where I just started
32:40doing this thing.
32:41I could sense
32:41everyone was dozing off.
32:43Are you familiar
32:44with the gingerbread man
32:45from Shrek?
32:46Of course.
32:47Okay.
32:48So I would just...
32:49I would just,
32:49out of nowhere,
32:50would just go,
32:51do you know
32:52the muffin man?
32:54Like, what are you talking about?
32:56And I'd be like,
32:57the muffin man!
33:00Don't tell him anything!
33:02And that...
33:03That was like...
33:05The cast loved it.
33:06Crew, not so much.
33:07Okay, yeah, that's right.
33:08But yeah,
33:09that kept everybody's spirits up.
33:10It was good.
33:11But how about
33:11the show becomes a hit
33:12and people dress up
33:13as you for Halloween?
33:15Yes.
33:15It's the highest form
33:17of flattery,
33:18in my opinion.
33:19It's like...
33:19Because when I was a kid,
33:20I had a year
33:21when I was like 4 years old
33:23where I dressed up
33:23like Buzz Lightyear.
33:24Like, every day.
33:26It was insane.
33:27I was Buzz, okay?
33:29Yes!
33:29You can't tell me different.
33:30Yeah.
33:31But no,
33:31seeing people dress up...
33:32So I know what that means
33:33and seeing people dress up
33:35as, you know, Huey,
33:36but like, honestly,
33:37any character from the show,
33:38like, it's the highest honor.
33:40So thank you so much
33:41to all the fans
33:42who have ever done that.
33:43That's...
33:44Insane.
33:45Yeah.
33:46In a normal superhero show,
33:49everyone usually lives
33:50happily ever after.
33:51Sure.
33:51And is that something
33:52that we can expect?
33:53No.
33:54In no way!
33:55No, it's the boys.
33:56You know,
33:56it's not gonna be
33:57a fairytale ending
33:59in any regard.
34:01But yeah, like,
34:02no, this is the final season
34:03and we really do mean that.
34:06There are characters,
34:07I won't say who,
34:08but who meet their end
34:10and it's crazy.
34:12It's really, really nuts.
34:13And it was emotional.
34:15Like, you know,
34:15I'm covered in blood
34:16a lot on the show
34:18and it was so weird
34:19to, you know,
34:20be covered in blood
34:22and various goos
34:23and then to just, like,
34:25also be emotional about that
34:26where I'm like,
34:26I'm really gonna miss this
34:27and I'm just...
34:29Head to toe.
34:30Fake blood.
34:30Yeah, but it's like,
34:31it's just been the honor of my life.
34:33Like, I truly love the show
34:34and everyone involved, so...
34:35Yeah, you and the cast
34:36are fantastic.
34:37You knocked it out of the park
34:38on the show.
34:38You were very, very talented.
34:39I want to show a clip.
34:40Here's Jack Quaid
34:41in season five of The Boys.
34:43Take a look.
34:44Huey,
34:45none of the FBSA people
34:47are ever getting out.
34:48It's hopeless.
34:50Look,
34:51I should be the last guy
34:52who has any hope.
34:53I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
34:55I've been hunted by Noir,
34:57chased by sharks
34:58inside of a whale,
34:59shot at by Russians,
35:00almost blown up
35:01at hero-gasm
35:02and lasered at Vod on Ice.
35:04Look, the point is...
35:05Oh, and one time
35:06I had to sit naked
35:07on a chocolate cake.
35:07It's a long story.
35:08The point is,
35:09by all sane logic,
35:10I should be dead.
35:12Or crazy.
35:13Or both.
35:14Then why aren't you?
35:16Because if you lose hope in here,
35:17you're not going to make it.
35:19Jack Quaid, everybody!
35:21The fifth and final season
35:23of The Boys
35:23begins streaming
35:24April 8th
35:25on Prime Video.
35:27We'll be right back
35:27with more Tide Show, everybody.
35:29Come on back.
35:29Come on back.
35:30Make sure your face
35:31stops cause your eyes
35:33don't play.
35:33Track 8th
35:34has a prize
35:35on prize
35:35for a boy
35:36you can think
35:37at the side
35:39on...
35:46Performing the title track
35:48from their off-Broadway musical
35:50My Joy is Heavy,
35:52please welcome
35:53The Banksons!
36:05The Banksons!
36:14My joy is heavy, oh help me carry
36:19This joy that comes at the end of a life
36:25Oh at the end of a walking
36:28Oh at the very beginning
36:31There's heavy joy that I'm married
36:35I do not know it
36:40Oh I am going
36:43Oh I am going
36:45Oh I am going every day
36:48But now when I carry
36:51It can sustain me
36:55If I carry it, if I carry it
36:58This way, oh I said, I said
37:01My joy is heavy, oh help me carry
37:05This joy that comes at the end of a life
37:12Oh at the end of a walk
37:15At the very beginning
37:17There's heavy joy that I'm making
37:21Come on, come on
37:25Oh at the very beginning
37:48There's heavy joy that I'm marrying
37:50And I do not
37:52Makes me want to say thank you
37:55Thank you
37:56Hallelujah
37:59Thank you
38:01Thank you
38:02Hallelujah
38:04Oh thank you
38:06Thank you
38:13Hallelujah
38:14Hallelujah
38:14I am not trying
38:18No, I'm long past trying
38:22To mend, to mend this broken heart
38:26No, I am just trying
38:30To hold on to peace that is
38:33And to honor, and honor every part
38:38They're all like this
38:40That's nothing
38:42Holy G
38:43Oh, yeah
38:44That lives inside my chair
38:51In the whole world
38:54Phoenix
38:57Oh, for an animal
38:58Or any animal
38:59In the heart of it
39:01Oh I said, my joy
39:03Honey!
39:04My joy
39:05Oh help me carry
39:07This joy that comes at the end of the line
39:12At the end of the 1 hour
39:17With every begin
39:19It make me show that I marry my
39:23Please make me show that I marry myalleys
39:29Please I'll be sure that I'm day and I delight.
39:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:50That is, look at that!
39:52Come on!
39:54Danny Ovation for the nation!
39:56That's right!
39:58Go see My Joy is Heavy at the New York Theatre Workshop.
40:03For tickets, go to NYTW.org.
40:06We'll be right back, everybody.
40:08Wow!
40:09That's how you do it.
40:10That's how you do it.
40:23My thanks to Jon Hamm, Jack Quaid.
40:26The Bankions once again!
40:29And The Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:38Good night, everybody!
40:39.
40:39.
40:40.
40:40.
40:40.
40:40.
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