00:00You're going to be dancing a lot on this tour, obviously.
00:02Oh, for sure.
00:03For sure.
00:03We're going to be jostling bosoms.
00:05We're going to be doing the splits.
00:07We're going to be sitting in giant martini glasses.
00:09Speaking of jostling bosoms, I just kind of need to know your take on Kristi Noam's husband and his breastplates.
00:14Oh.
00:15Well, I did appreciate that one nipple was always pointing true north.
00:18I thought that was really, really a cool detail.
00:21He says you can't go home.
00:23Exactly.
00:24Exactly.
00:24I don't know.
00:25It also looked like a double as like a flotation device.
00:27It was very, very beautifully well done.
00:30If they had been like a little bit less terrible to everyone in the entire world, I could have like
00:35recommended to like Boobs for Queen.
00:37Great, great prosthetic breastplates.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Honestly, the girls could have gotten him together.
00:41Right.
00:41Yes.
00:42Like he kind of shot himself in his own prosthetic.
00:44Uh-huh.
00:45That was wild.
00:46It feels like a fever dream.
00:47Like I can't even believe that that was real.
00:49I was like sometimes the universe just gives us a lovely like scoop of short and fraud to just like
00:55really get us through the week.
00:56And that was a like that was a double scoop.
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