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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Your name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar off the coast of Tarkov.
00:01:26I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart.
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes.
00:02:55Of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need, waited on her hand and foot, even swore I'd never accept another mission
00:03:30again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, stop it.
00:03:39You're too sweet.
00:03:39Stuart.
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:46Oh!
00:03:46God.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:50Oh, awesome day.
00:03:53Oh, wow.
00:03:54When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter, I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:03I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:07Thanks again.
00:04:10Appreciate it.
00:04:14Stop it.
00:04:15Tandy, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:20Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, um, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:30What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:32Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:35I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:39Oh, Stuart!
00:04:40I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:43She threw it away.
00:04:44Tandy!
00:04:47Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:48While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:52Please?
00:05:00More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:11Mr. President.
00:05:12Captain Mitchell.
00:05:13I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:17We just got new intel that the Sakani network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:23And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:28Connor?
00:05:29Your country needs you.
00:05:31I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:34But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:42I have to go, sir.
00:05:44It's an emergency.
00:05:51God damn it!
00:05:53Oh, jeez.
00:05:54Daddy.
00:05:55Dad!
00:05:56You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:59That's my...
00:06:00Oh, shit.
00:06:00I come...
00:06:01I...
00:06:02Oh, jeez.
00:06:07Here you go, Tom.
00:06:08Thanks, Connor.
00:06:10Great.
00:06:11Now we're going to be late.
00:06:13Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:15You're welcome.
00:06:17Split fart.
00:06:21So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:26You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:30You know that, right?
00:06:32Yeah, I know.
00:06:34Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh, well...
00:06:55You and Tandy, we're inseparable.
00:06:57The moment I brought you in, you too.
00:07:02Son, give her another shot.
00:07:04She'll come around.
00:07:05I know it.
00:07:19Okay, Tom.
00:07:21I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:22I think there's really something you should...
00:07:25Tandy.
00:07:27Oh, my God, Connor.
00:07:28Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:35Oh, Bonnie.
00:07:36Can you be a dear?
00:07:37And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:40If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:44guest bed.
00:07:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:51The guest bed is for you.
00:07:55Are you kidding me?
00:08:01Yeah, that's not going to happen.
00:08:03Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:05Stuart is our guest.
00:08:07You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is.
00:08:10Other bed is our bed.
00:08:13Don't fight.
00:08:13Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16No, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:19I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:23I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:27Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:29Right?
00:08:31Right?
00:08:33Do whatever you want.
00:08:35Oh, pretty.
00:08:37President.
00:08:39Cheers.
00:08:42Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:45Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:48But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:50I accept, sir.
00:08:52Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:55Connor!
00:08:59Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:01You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:05You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:09Not a chance.
00:09:10I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:12I'm deploying and that's final.
00:09:16The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:21You have a home.
00:09:22A fiance to take care of.
00:09:25And not to mention, my father.
00:09:28Did you forget about him?
00:09:29Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:30This is about you.
00:09:31It's always about you.
00:09:32You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:35How I feel.
00:09:37You don't need a husband.
00:09:39You need a butler.
00:09:42If you accept this mission,
00:09:45the engagement is off.
00:09:48I am so serious.
00:09:50She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:57Like I said, sir.
00:09:59I accept.
00:10:01Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:05Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:08Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:12What could be more important than your future wife?
00:10:16The President of the United States.
00:10:18That's who.
00:10:19We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:22I'll go make sure you and Stuart are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:26What are you talking about?
00:10:28I am sleeping in the guest bed with you.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34I told you, Stuart and I are just friends.
00:10:37How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:39Jesus.
00:10:40After all this time, I've tried to make up for my mistakes.
00:10:43You still don't trust me.
00:10:45Oh, God.
00:10:49She's right, you know.
00:10:51It's not healthy to bottle up all this anger.
00:10:55Sorry, I can't just let go of you sleeping with my fiance.
00:10:59So what?
00:11:01You hate me because I comforted Tandy in her time of need?
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:08Thanking you.
00:11:11Yeah, man.
00:11:13I comforted Tandy from the back, the front, her mouth.
00:11:20And don't worry.
00:11:22I'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed.
00:11:33As much as I'd like to teach Stuart a lesson, he's not worth it.
00:11:37Neither of them are.
00:11:38God.
00:11:41What the hell?
00:11:43Did you hit him?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45If I had hit Stuart, you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher.
00:11:48Bullshit.
00:11:50This jarhead tried his best, but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:53Are you out of your mind?
00:11:54Where is his jealousy coming from?
00:11:58Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:00Don't leave me again.
00:12:01I know you slept with Stuart.
00:12:05Or sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:07That's absurd.
00:12:08What are you talking about?
00:12:10I told you Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:12He was just being a friend.
00:12:14Of course she'd deny it.
00:12:16Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:18Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:19I'm out of here.
00:12:20Connor, don't leave me.
00:12:22I'm talking to you.
00:12:24Oh, God.
00:12:26Oh, look.
00:12:28Your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:33Put your arm around me.
00:12:37Here we go.
00:12:39He is always falling.
00:12:42He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself.
00:12:45Tandy, move.
00:12:46Not until you apologize to Stuart and I.
00:12:49Tandy, your father is dying.
00:12:52Dad, tell Connor to calm down and to deal with his bullshit like a real man.
00:12:57Son, son, don't go.
00:12:58Connor, don't leave me.
00:13:00See?
00:13:00Fine, Tandy.
00:13:01Fine, okay?
00:13:02We can talk about this at the hospital.
00:13:04Move!
00:13:04God damn it.
00:13:05You're not going anywhere.
00:13:06I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:08I don't have time for this.
00:13:10Ah!
00:13:10Ah!
00:13:11Oh, my God.
00:13:14I tried to warn you.
00:13:16He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:18All he knows how to do is fight and kill.
00:13:20Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:24He needs you.
00:13:25Come with us, please.
00:13:27My arm!
00:13:28I think it's broken.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:32Who do you love me?
00:13:40You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly, or if you hadn't been a donor match, well,
00:13:46it's a miracle that he's still here.
00:13:48You saved his life.
00:13:55Where's Tandy?
00:13:57Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02To be fair, Stuart is a fairly convincing whiner.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:14Relax, Major.
00:14:16I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:19I'm not going to leave the other one of you.
00:14:21Listen to me, Kar.
00:14:24I loved you like you're my old son.
00:14:28You know I told you to give her another shot.
00:14:32But after what you pulled tonight, I just want you to be happy.
00:14:38Can you do that for me?
00:14:44Thanks, Tom.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46I've always considered you my father.
00:14:48You know that.
00:14:49Look, I've got to be honest about something.
00:14:55I accepted another mission.
00:14:58Directly from the President, and I've got to deploy in a couple days.
00:15:03I'm really proud of you, Connor.
00:15:06I'm really proud of you.
00:15:09How did Tandy take the news?
00:15:11You must have liked that one.
00:15:13To be honest, I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died.
00:15:21Tandy?
00:15:25Connor, wait!
00:15:28You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:31Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:36I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
00:15:39Look at me.
00:15:40Let's just go home.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43We'll talk about this later.
00:15:45Unbelievable.
00:15:47Connor.
00:15:48Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:51I'll go home.
00:15:54My home, that is.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Connor!
00:16:05I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:08Connor!
00:16:14Jesus Christ.
00:16:17What are my keys?
00:16:22Connor.
00:16:26Oh, hey!
00:16:28Don't forget these.
00:16:30Thanks.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:35I love you more.
00:16:36Not possible.
00:16:38Definitely possible.
00:16:42Come back quickly.
00:16:44I'll be at just 30...
00:16:50Oh, God!
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:55When did you get so heavy?
00:16:57Oh, God!
00:16:59He told me not to try this on my own.
00:17:03Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:05Connor, or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:08Ew!
00:17:09No!
00:17:10Not cancer!
00:17:13I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:15Shit.
00:17:17Come on, Connor.
00:17:19Please pick up.
00:17:20I need you.
00:17:23Come on.
00:17:24Come on.
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh, Connor!
00:17:29Oh, Connor!
00:17:30Oh, please pick up.
00:17:30Please pick up.
00:17:31Please pick up.
00:17:37Hello?
00:17:38Captain Mitchell.
00:17:39We are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:43In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:49I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:52I'll be there, sir.
00:17:53Excellent.
00:17:53I'll see you this evening.
00:17:56Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:18:05Oh, Connor!
00:18:07Connor, where have you been?
00:18:08I missed you.
00:18:10Hey!
00:18:11The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:13None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:16It is like you have not been here for days.
00:18:19That's because I haven't been here for days.
00:18:22Three days, to be exact.
00:18:23Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:25Excuse me!
00:18:26Don't give me attitude.
00:18:27Stuart and I have a very important state dinner to attend for his defense contracting business.
00:18:34Now, be a good fiancé and clean up!
00:18:37Clean up yourself?
00:18:39Connor!
00:18:40Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:18:56Oh, thank you.
00:19:05I told you to look slutty.
00:19:07We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:11I told you!
00:19:12Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:19Is that?
00:19:21This is too rich.
00:19:26Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:29I think you might be lost.
00:19:31What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:33I told you to stay home and clean!
00:19:34I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:38Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:39This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:46So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:50Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm gonna bury you in the sand.
00:20:00Okay, Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:20:04Please?
00:20:05Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:08Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne?
00:20:13Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:18We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:21I'm friends with the President's guest of honor.
00:20:25That's right.
00:20:26The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:32I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:34I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite, but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no
00:20:42business here.
00:20:43I'm getting secret service.
00:20:48Captain Mitchell?
00:20:50Hey, lady.
00:20:51Staying out of trouble these days?
00:20:53No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:20:57We have a minute.
00:20:58Sasha.
00:21:02Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:06Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:08I'd like that.
00:21:14Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:16The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me.
00:21:20Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:23And secondly, you're literally here as Stuart Staten...
00:21:28How dare you?
00:21:31Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:33Oh, God.
00:21:33Don't worry.
00:21:34I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:42Boys.
00:21:43I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:46Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:21:51Grab him.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:22:00No, you idiots!
00:22:01Grab him!
00:22:01Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:05Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:07You must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:10No.
00:22:12This must be some kind of mistake.
00:22:13He's...
00:22:14Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans,
00:22:18it gives me great pleasure to celebrate a decorated war hero
00:22:25and a man that I can proudly call my personal friend.
00:22:32Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:40Good to see you, sir.
00:22:42Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few days,
00:22:46Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team
00:22:49to take out one of America's most notorious enemies.
00:22:54So I do hope you will all join me in a toast,
00:23:00wishing them good luck
00:23:02and Godspeed.
00:23:04Thank you, sir.
00:23:10Connor wasn't bluffing.
00:23:12He really is leaving me.
00:23:17Goodbye at last.
00:23:25Well, look who it is.
00:23:28America's favorite army guy.
00:23:31What you doing, army guy?
00:23:33Leaving.
00:23:36On your little mission?
00:23:38Hoorah!
00:23:39What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:41We used to be best friends.
00:23:43Do you remember that?
00:23:44Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:48Best friends.
00:23:50Ha!
00:23:51You think you're better than everyone else.
00:23:53Actually, I don't think that at all, Stuart.
00:23:55Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:23:57God, you're so grating.
00:24:00You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:24:03You're a tool.
00:24:05You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:08Because it was easy.
00:24:10Wow.
00:24:11Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:13Good news for you, though, is
00:24:15you'll never see me again.
00:24:17Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:19Give me a break.
00:24:22You're going to be coming.
00:24:23Crawling back.
00:24:25Hey, Tandy.
00:24:26Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:28Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:31Thanks for your service,
00:24:33Major Cuck.
00:24:34Hey, maybe when you're back,
00:24:35you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:41This guy can bond here, Connor.
00:24:43No more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:46You take care of yourself.
00:24:47I'm shipping out.
00:24:53What's going on?
00:24:54I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:56You're good to Tom while I'm gone.
00:24:58You understand me?
00:25:02Strong arms, son.
00:25:04Hey, are you okay?
00:25:07Your jarhead ex-boyfriend's off to die
00:25:09in some other shithole country.
00:25:12On the bright side,
00:25:14it looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:16No, no.
00:25:17We can't let him go.
00:25:19No, come back.
00:25:20What the fuck?
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:21Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:30Don't leave me.
00:25:30Connor, please.
00:25:32Stuart, do something.
00:25:52I swear that man is God's favorite.
00:26:02Miss Maverick.
00:26:05What are you doing here?
00:26:07Oh, you know, just enjoying the view.
00:26:09Please, call me Sasha.
00:26:12Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:15But it's not safe here.
00:26:17We're not firing blanks.
00:26:19I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:23Carry on.
00:26:31Come on.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39I was just about to level up!
00:26:41Stuart, I can't live like this!
00:26:44Clean up this mess!
00:26:45Me?
00:26:46It's your house, woman.
00:26:47Well, Connor would have cleaned it.
00:26:49I'd find out.
00:26:50Do not compare me to your ex!
00:26:53A deadbeat!
00:26:54I have a big meeting today.
00:26:56You want this place clean?
00:26:58Hire a maid.
00:26:59Give me this.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:12So, does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:17Well, there's always a chance I won't come home.
00:27:20But if it means saving innocent lives, I won't hesitate.
00:27:26And what if I asked you not to leave?
00:27:30Would you stay?
00:27:34Sasha.
00:27:36I already stopped serving my country once to try and make a relationship work.
00:27:40And I'll never do that again.
00:27:51What was that for?
00:27:53Luck.
00:27:55So you come home to me.
00:28:09It wasn't my fault you left.
00:28:11Was it?
00:28:15Where have you been all night?
00:28:20Excuse me?
00:28:21Is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:22Oh, relax.
00:28:24Mom.
00:28:25I was working.
00:28:26Okay, well, before you go to bed, can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:39Dad.
00:28:39Dad, wake up.
00:28:40Wake up.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42I need you to contact Connor.
00:28:44What?
00:28:45I know you have the connections.
00:28:46Please.
00:28:47Please.
00:28:47There's an emergency.
00:28:48It's time for you to call Connor.
00:28:53Hey.
00:28:54Don't worry, everyone.
00:28:54I'm here to save you.
00:29:01Captain Mitchell.
00:29:02I got two minutes on this timer.
00:29:04Please tell me you're calling with some directions.
00:29:06Oh, Connor.
00:29:06Oh, thank God.
00:29:07Thank God you answered.
00:29:08You have no idea what I've been through.
00:29:10Tandy?
00:29:13Look.
00:29:13Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay?
00:29:15I'm sort of in the middle of something.
00:29:17What could be more important than your fiancé's happiness?
00:29:20Tandy.
00:29:25Take a hint.
00:29:26You chose Stuart.
00:29:27I moved on.
00:29:28Now, you'll excuse me.
00:29:30I got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die.
00:29:34Oh, my God.
00:29:34Did you just say bomb?
00:29:42It's okay.
00:29:44We're safe.
00:29:45Now, let's go.
00:29:47Go.
00:29:48Go.
00:29:50Connor, can you hear me?
00:29:52Answer me.
00:29:52Answer me, please.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:59Once again, Captain, the country is in your debt.
00:30:03You earn many more of these, you're going to need to see a chiropractor.
00:30:07I think I can handle it, sir.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:10Now, listen.
00:30:11The conflict between Karzan and Tarkov is starting to heat up.
00:30:15And we need your expertise.
00:30:18Welcome to your first day as presidential advisor, Captain.
00:30:23Why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed?
00:30:29Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first.
00:30:36No, I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:40Put that down.
00:30:41I've got a more pressing job for you.
00:30:45Sex with me.
00:30:47Not now, Stuart.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:50Let me show you how much I love you.
00:30:52Then help me clean.
00:30:54That's what Connor would do.
00:30:55That's what Connor would do.
00:30:57He's gone.
00:30:59You chose me.
00:31:01Remember?
00:31:05Is that a helicopter?
00:31:06Connor.
00:31:14Connor.
00:31:15You're back.
00:31:22I'm so happy you're alive.
00:31:24And you rented a helicopter.
00:31:27For me.
00:31:28Wow, man.
00:31:29That is pathetic.
00:31:31How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:33Actually, I'm just here to drop off something for you.
00:31:37Look, I've been thinking a lot lately.
00:31:39And I get it.
00:31:41You taking on that mission and fighting with Stuart.
00:31:46I mean, that weird thing with the timeshare.
00:31:48You were just trying to get my attention.
00:31:50And I was just...
00:31:56Hello, Tandy.
00:31:57This is Sasha.
00:31:59That's her helicopter parked over there.
00:32:01Tandy.
00:32:03Good to meet you.
00:32:04Again.
00:32:05Connor, this is way too far.
00:32:07If you wanted to come back,
00:32:09all you had to do was apologize.
00:32:12You don't have to try and make me jealous
00:32:14by bringing around some cheap holes.
00:32:16I know you're not talking about me.
00:32:17I'm sorry.
00:32:19Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:22Wake up, honey.
00:32:23He's not fine.
00:32:25Call me a whore one more time.
00:32:27I dare you.
00:32:29Hey, skank.
00:32:30No one touches my girl.
00:32:36Do you hear that?
00:32:39I'm getting a call.
00:32:42Connor, you're choosing her side?
00:32:45I'm your fiancé.
00:32:47We co-own a house together.
00:32:48No, we don't, Tandy.
00:32:50I bought a new house.
00:32:52I signed this one over to you in full.
00:32:54Consider it a parting gift.
00:32:57You have another house?
00:33:00With what money?
00:33:02A highway overpass doesn't count as a home.
00:33:04Oh, me.
00:33:06Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:12I'm so sorry.
00:33:14I didn't want you to see that side of me.
00:33:16I can usually contain myself,
00:33:18but that woman...
00:33:21What?
00:33:22Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:27Kelly?
00:33:35Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:38I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:41Right.
00:33:43Connor always refilled them.
00:33:47Well, so long as you're up.
00:33:50Uh, about that...
00:33:52I want to wait till marriage.
00:33:55I'm a traditional girl.
00:33:58What?
00:33:59We've already...
00:34:00That's fine.
00:34:00Oh, goodnight, Stuart.
00:34:01Uh-huh.
00:34:20So good.
00:34:21Don't be too long.
00:34:28I need this brought out with dessert.
00:34:32This is worth more than you make in a decade.
00:34:35Don't mess it up.
00:34:38Oui, most of it.
00:34:45Because Antarket's strategy you pitched to BP Bolton was a hit.
00:34:49My dad is thrilled.
00:34:51He should be proud.
00:34:53I'm just glad I can help my country.
00:34:57Captain Humility.
00:34:59Let's go to dinner and celebrate.
00:35:02My treat.
00:35:03I'm in.
00:35:09A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city.
00:35:14Oh, Stuart.
00:35:16This is just spectacular.
00:35:20Let's see.
00:35:22I told you.
00:35:24Connor could never give you the life you deserve.
00:35:29The Salmon?
00:35:32The dessert course, remember?
00:35:34Oui, monsieur.
00:35:35I recall a petit problem.
00:35:39We are in need of the table.
00:35:42Excuse me.
00:35:43This dipshit is confused.
00:35:46There's another VIP table over there.
00:35:49I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:35:51We had a very important guest arrive, and we are clearing the entire section.
00:35:57Who could be more important?
00:35:59The whole VIP section?
00:36:11Oh.
00:36:12This man is a stalker.
00:36:15Someone kick him out before I call the cop.
00:36:17We should just go.
00:36:18Nonsense.
00:36:19This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:21And look.
00:36:22He brought his little skank around, too, to ruin our evening.
00:36:26Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:28Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest.
00:36:31You must go.
00:36:33Now!
00:36:33And where would we sit?
00:36:37Bon appétit.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:44Stuart, we should just cancel.
00:36:47No.
00:36:47Just wait for dessert.
00:36:50Oh, God.
00:36:59Look.
00:37:01Tandy.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:05Stuart.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:11Tandy.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:12Tandy.
00:37:14I've wanted you from the minute I saw you.
00:37:18Marry me.
00:37:19Stuart, we're right outside the bathrooms.
00:37:21Seriously?
00:37:23Nothing's ever good enough for you, uppity bitch.
00:37:27Oh, what the fuck?
00:37:31Bitch.
00:37:34Connor saved me?
00:37:37Connor, I knew you still loved me.
00:37:40Tandy, that's not what this is, okay?
00:37:43Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:44Can you please drop the Captain America act and just come home?
00:37:48Oh, Tandy, you made your choices.
00:37:51Go ahead and live with the consequences.
00:37:58I'm sorry.
00:37:59I feel like dinner's kind of ruined.
00:38:03I still think there's room for dessert.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:08Yeah, you're right.
00:38:09I made my choice.
00:38:10A better one.
00:38:11I'm with a real man now.
00:38:16And we're getting married.
00:38:18Get down on me, you idiot.
00:38:21Oh, yes.
00:38:22Yes, Stuart.
00:38:23I will marry you.
00:38:34Let's get home and practice for a wedding night.
00:38:37Uh, I actually, actually, oh, God.
00:38:39I have a headache.
00:38:40I'm so bad.
00:38:41Did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:38:44Uh, yes.
00:38:45Yes, of course.
00:38:47Of course.
00:38:47But, um, you have to get permission from my dad first.
00:38:53You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:38:56Oh, God.
00:38:59What the fuck?
00:39:03You know, it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:39:07It's, it's house, it's new life, you.
00:39:15Tell me.
00:39:18How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:20I'm a very thorough researcher, Con.
00:39:24I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:27To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education.
00:39:32You're a good, kind man.
00:39:36It's, like, one of the sexiest qualities in the world.
00:39:39Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:41I was hoping you weren't going to leave that out.
00:39:53I asked you to marry me the moment we landed on U.S. soil.
00:39:58That was and is a very real offer.
00:40:06Um, Connor Mitchell, will you marry me?
00:40:14Sasha, wait, uh, this doesn't feel right.
00:40:39Sasha, Maverick.
00:40:41Just a few short weeks, you've become the light of my life.
00:40:50Will you do me this honor and marry me?
00:40:53You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:40:56I'm sorry.
00:40:58Fuck yes.
00:41:05Well, one of us had to get down on our knee.
00:41:08I wanted it to be me.
00:41:12Well, while you're down there, can you do one more thing, Captain?
00:41:18Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:41:25Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
00:41:29I know we've had our disagreements, uh, no matter what.
00:41:35No, I love you, and I want you to be happy.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41Whether that's with Connor, who I love, or that prick.
00:41:51You know how I feel about him.
00:41:56Well, Tandy, I love you, and it's your choice, kiddo.
00:42:02It's your choice.
00:42:05Hey, Connor.
00:42:07Tell me I don't have much longer thought.
00:42:09Just recording some, uh, last wishes for Tandy.
00:42:13It looks like, it's like you have something to tell me.
00:42:17Talk to me.
00:42:17What is it?
00:42:20I met someone.
00:42:21New.
00:42:24Sasha Maverick.
00:42:27Sasha Maverick, the president's daughter?
00:42:30The...
00:42:31God, she's gorgeous.
00:42:34Lucky you.
00:42:36God, way to go, son.
00:42:38So you're not upset?
00:42:41Hell no, man.
00:42:43All that shit my daughter's put you through.
00:42:46Actually, I'm relieved.
00:42:50Good for you.
00:42:52Well, in that case, will you be my best man?
00:43:04I'd be honored.
00:43:06Thank you, Connor.
00:43:10Good.
00:43:11I want you up and walking for my wedding day.
00:43:14You got that?
00:43:17Yes, sir.
00:43:20Connor.
00:43:22Connor.
00:43:23You're getting married?
00:43:25So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:27And now you have to torture my dad with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:31Tandy, look.
00:43:33I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
00:43:35But yes, I am engaged.
00:43:37And your father's happy for me.
00:43:41Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:43:43Now?
00:43:47Connor, don't leave me with him.
00:43:49I'll be right back.
00:43:50Oh, shit.
00:43:59Tom.
00:44:01I proposed to Tandy.
00:44:03And she said yes.
00:44:05But she insisted I get your blessing, so...
00:44:10No.
00:44:16What?
00:44:18You deaf and stupid.
00:44:19I said no.
00:44:21Not in a thousand years.
00:44:24Tandy, what?
00:44:25Connor.
00:44:27What did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:29Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:31Torturing you?
00:44:32I'm just trying to move on with my life.
00:44:34It used to be our life.
00:44:35Tandy, I don't think your new fiancé would appreciate that.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41Stuart!
00:44:42I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:44:45I'm so sorry, baby.
00:44:46Please, please.
00:44:47Tandy.
00:44:48You slept with someone else.
00:44:50And every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you, you threw it back in my face.
00:44:54What do I have to do to show you that I love you?
00:44:58That I've always loved you?
00:44:59Tandy, there's nothing you can do, okay?
00:45:00Do you understand that?
00:45:02Excuse me?
00:45:09Sasha, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:45:11Actually, yes, it is.
00:45:15Connor and I are in love.
00:45:17We've always been in love.
00:45:21Don't worry, baby.
00:45:23I saw everything.
00:45:24If this deranged slut thinks she can come between us, she's got another thing coming for her.
00:45:29Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:30Tandy, enough!
00:45:32I've moved on!
00:45:36No.
00:45:38No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:39Connor, tell me that is fake.
00:45:41Please, Connor, please.
00:45:43Tell me it's not real.
00:45:44Tandy.
00:45:45No, it can't be real.
00:45:47You can't leave me like this.
00:45:51It's over, Damien.
00:45:54Listen, you old goat.
00:45:56I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
00:46:00I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
00:46:03I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:46:05That's a hoot.
00:46:07I practically raised that kid to be the man he is.
00:46:11Connor is honorable.
00:46:12He's a good person.
00:46:17Hardworking.
00:46:19Unlike you, Stuart.
00:46:22You're a parasite.
00:46:24You're pathetic.
00:46:25I'm not going to give you a blessing.
00:46:28Tandy hasn't seen it yet, but my girl, she'll come around.
00:46:34I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have, I thank God that I get to see
00:46:42your ass get kicked.
00:46:44And I will.
00:46:46It's pathetic.
00:46:48I leave.
00:46:49Oh, major dog.
00:46:51Connor.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53You won't.
00:46:55No.
00:46:58No.
00:46:58No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:01No.
00:47:01No.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02No.
00:47:22Dad!
00:47:23Dad!
00:47:24Tom.
00:47:25Dad!
00:47:25What happened?
00:47:26I told him that he was so happy that we were getting married.
00:47:30His heart just gave out.
00:47:32What?
00:47:32I'm so sorry.
00:47:33No.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:37Connor, do something.
00:47:39Do something!
00:47:42You can hear me, yeah?
00:47:44It's okay.
00:47:45It's okay.
00:47:56I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:47:58I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:02Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:09He saved people.
00:48:13He saved me.
00:48:14When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:22On the day he passed away, he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:30Thank you, Major.
00:48:33I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:36Thank you, Major.
00:48:57I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:57He was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:01He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:04Please, he asked, save her from him.
00:49:11You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:18He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:23It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:26Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:29You barely even knew him.
00:49:30One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding so that he could
00:49:38see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:49:47Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:51Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:54Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:00Come on, Tandy.
00:50:02What do you say?
00:50:09Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:12As soon as possible.
00:50:14It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:19This is love, Tandy.
00:50:21Even for you.
00:50:37Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:38Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:50:44That's great news, sir.
00:50:47Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:50:54I had half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:51:00But you know, Congress would have to ratify this.
00:51:03But, uh, how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:07Wait, sir, what?
00:51:10Marry my daughter tomorrow, and the job is yours.
00:51:24Well, well, well, Mrs. Futurathshild.
00:51:30Are you ready to rock?
00:51:32I want you so bad.
00:51:38I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:51:40I miss Connor.
00:51:41I never should have let him go.
00:51:47Oh, yes!
00:51:49Oh, Connor!
00:51:50Yes, Connor, yes!
00:51:52What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:53Oh, my God!
00:51:55Stuart, Stuart, I'm so sorry.
00:51:57It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:52:00It was just a reflex.
00:52:01I'm sorry.
00:52:02Tandy, do you still love me?
00:52:05Of course, baby, of course.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:11Because if you still wanted Connor...
00:52:14It would be really bad for him.
00:52:26Stuart, you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:30Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:33Oh, yes, I would.
00:52:35I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:38I have investors coming.
00:52:40You are messing up my big day.
00:52:47Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:52:54Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:01If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:53:07Come on, Connor.
00:53:08Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:20Excuse me, Matt.
00:53:26Connor, you came.
00:53:28If that douchebag objects, I am going to kill him.
00:53:32Shh, shh.
00:53:33Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:35But it's nothing like that.
00:53:36But you will have to relocate.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39The new owner of this venue, his wedding, is taking preference here.
00:53:44This is our bad.
00:53:45I should never have rented it to you.
00:53:47Who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word.
00:53:53I'll handle this.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:57I am so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:54:00You stupid bluesy.
00:54:02Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:05Please, ma'am.
00:54:06You have to vacate the premises now.
00:54:09What?
00:54:09Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:11No.
00:54:15No.
00:54:15No.
00:54:17No.
00:54:18No.
00:54:18No.
00:54:19No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:22No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:23No.
00:54:27Sasha, the day we met, when I carried you from that exploding building, I never would
00:54:32have thought it would have been you who saved me.
00:54:41That's supposed to be me up there.
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:46Everyone's leaving.
00:54:47Can you hurry this up?
00:54:48Right, right.
00:54:49Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:52Do we?
00:54:54Tandy Nelson, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy, are you going to answer that?
00:55:10I do.
00:55:11Of course I do.
00:55:14In the power vested in me, and I'll pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
00:55:27Are we good?
00:55:29More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell has averted another disastrous conflict.
00:55:36I do.
00:55:45Wow.
00:55:46Drunk again?
00:55:47That's really helping your crow's feet.
00:55:49Connor would have asked why I was upset and tried to fix it.
00:55:55See this?
00:55:56This is dirty laundry.
00:55:58Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:00Get to work, woman.
00:56:01I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here.
00:56:04When he was deployed, he would even hire a main service for me.
00:56:07I can't live like this.
00:56:08I need you, Connor.
00:56:09I have to get you back.
00:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:11No.
00:56:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:13What's the fuss about?
00:56:14Everything?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Nothing is okay.
00:56:17Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:22I need to see Connor.
00:56:24I need to see Connor.
00:56:25Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:56:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26It's going to be all right.
00:56:28I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:30Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:33My dream house.
00:56:34I bought it for you.
00:56:36You didn't?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:54Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:10Sorry.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I'm going to need you and Sasha back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:21Yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:26Yes, sir.
00:57:28Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:32I think he needs us.
00:57:34I got to go.
00:57:40Still closing on the property, but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:44Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:54Candy.
00:57:55What are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:00We don't have time for this.
00:58:02Sasha.
00:58:05Wait, Connor.
00:58:05Connor, wait.
00:58:06I need you, Connor.
00:58:07Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:08I bought this place.
00:58:09No, Connor.
00:58:14So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:17You're okay, sir.
00:58:18Ah, thanks.
00:58:19Dad, are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:22I'm fine.
00:58:23I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years, but this has made me realize
00:58:28something.
00:58:29The job of president is a younger man's game, especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:58:38So I've decided to step down, because no one knows the Krasov-Tarkev conflict better than
00:58:46you.
00:58:48Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you.
00:58:53I'm not qualified.
00:58:55Are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:57No, sir.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59I never wanted to be president.
00:59:02And that makes you the perfect man for the job.
00:59:08Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12You too, sweetie.
00:59:21So, General Tupperd, can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:26I could really use the support these days.
00:59:29I don't know what you did, Stuart, but you certainly pissed somebody off at the top.
00:59:34Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:37Nobody.
00:59:39But how can I say no to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:49Play along.
00:59:51We need this contract.
00:59:58Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years.
01:00:05Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the presidency of the United States
01:00:11of America.
01:00:18Oh, God.
01:00:19What have I done?
01:00:24Oh, Connor.
01:00:25I would have never, ever treated you like that if I'd known how much it hurt you.
01:00:33Breaking news.
01:00:34As his first official act, President Mitchell has ended homelessness.
01:00:41Connor.
01:00:42Caring Connor.
01:00:43Of course that's why you left.
01:00:45You wanted to help your country that's so like you.
01:00:48A real man I'm like.
01:00:55A real man sacrifices.
01:00:57Saves people.
01:00:59Connor.
01:01:00If you ever love me, I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:05Connor.
01:01:14Snelson.
01:01:15I'm your father's estate attorney.
01:01:17We found a recording in his things for you labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:21Out of respect, we felt you should be the first to hear it.
01:01:29My dad made a will?
01:01:40Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
01:01:43I know we've had our disagreements.
01:01:45No matter what.
01:01:47Nowhere love you.
01:01:48I want you to be happy.
01:01:50Whether that's with Connor or that prick.
01:01:53Tandy, I love you.
01:01:54It's your choice, kiddo.
01:01:56Dad, you were so right about Stuart.
01:02:01I should have never let Connor go.
01:02:06Shh.
01:02:07Shh.
01:02:08Not in a thousand years.
01:02:10Listen, you old goat.
01:02:11I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
01:02:14I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:19I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have.
01:02:22I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
01:02:26It's pathetic.
01:02:27Oh, major dog.
01:02:28Oh, no.
01:02:31Oh, no.
01:02:32No.
01:02:33No, no, no.
01:02:34Dad, what happened?
01:02:35He was so happy.
01:02:37I told him I planned on getting married to you, and his heart just gave out.
01:02:42What do you have there?
01:02:44Hmm?
01:02:46Nothing.
01:02:47You look handsome.
01:02:54I just need to find Connor and apologize.
01:02:57He'll protect me.
01:03:01Hmm?
01:03:03He blocked me?
01:03:10What is this?
01:03:13Going somewhere?
01:03:16Uh, no.
01:03:17No, hey.
01:03:19No, I...
01:03:21I was just...
01:03:22I was just packing up some old clothes.
01:03:26Connor's.
01:03:28Really?
01:03:29Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Oh, gosh.
01:03:33Ah, you smell...
01:03:36Intoxicating.
01:03:37Mm-hmm.
01:03:38Why don't you...
01:03:41Start the shower?
01:03:43Mm-hmm.
01:03:44Well, yeah.
01:03:44Mm-hmm.
01:03:46I've been pheromone-maxing.
01:03:48Just for you.
01:03:51Mm-hmm.
01:03:56I'll be waiting.
01:04:08Oh, Tandy.
01:04:10Tandy.
01:04:11Tandy.
01:04:12All right, my love.
01:04:13The shower is ready for us.
01:04:16My love?
01:04:18Tandy?
01:04:23Tandy?
01:04:24Oh, Tandy.
01:04:26I'm really not in the mood for hide-and-seeing.
01:04:44Sorry, ma'am.
01:04:45But this area is restricted.
01:04:47I just need to see Connor.
01:04:48I understand.
01:04:49The president has many, many female admirers.
01:04:52He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:04:54No, you don't understand.
01:04:55This is an emergency.
01:04:56I'm his fiancée.
01:04:57Uh-huh.
01:04:58And does his wife know?
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02Word from the top.
01:05:03You can go.
01:05:04But no touching, understand?
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:08What do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:11The president is very busy.
01:05:12He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:13Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:18It's okay.
01:05:20Connor.
01:05:23Connor, thank God.
01:05:25What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:30Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:05:39I made a mistake.
01:05:41Okay, Connor?
01:05:42Connor, I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:05:44Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:05:47He's not what he seems.
01:05:49He is a very, very bad man.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53He definitely is not what he seems.
01:05:56I don't love him, Connor.
01:05:57I love you.
01:05:59I was wrong to let you go, and I am begging you.
01:06:02Please, please forgive me.
01:06:08Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:16I know.
01:06:17You still love me.
01:06:18We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:21You can't just let that go.
01:06:22Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:25I know I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:27And I think about that every day.
01:06:30I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:06:34You don't have to cook.
01:06:35You don't have to clean.
01:06:37Anything you want.
01:06:38I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:06:41Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:46My wife.
01:06:47And she's not a side piece.
01:06:49Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:06:52Look me in the eyes and say it.
01:06:56Tandy, I...
01:07:00I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:03The recording.
01:07:04If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:07:07Uh, wait.
01:07:08I have something to show you.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:10God, it was...
01:07:11It's right here.
01:07:12It has to be right here.
01:07:13Where is it?
01:07:14Where is it?
01:07:15This will change everything.
01:07:16I'm going to find it.
01:07:17Wait.
01:07:17No, no, no.
01:07:18Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:19Wait.
01:07:20I hear this, please.
01:07:21You don't get it.
01:07:22You don't understand.
01:07:32Oh, Stuart.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Uh, you...
01:07:36You scared me.
01:07:38Why don't we have a special night?
01:07:40You and I.
01:07:42Take a seat.
01:07:45Of course, Starling.
01:07:50Looking for something?
01:07:58Give it a listen.
01:08:02Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy
01:08:05Makes me feel dandy
01:08:07Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy
01:08:11Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy
01:08:17Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:20I'm great.
01:08:23There's a big peace conference coming up
01:08:26With a bunch of political big shots
01:08:28Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter
01:08:34You can get me in
01:08:36And when you do
01:08:38And when you do
01:08:39I can finally
01:08:40Get revenge
01:08:44On your backs
01:08:54I appreciate you gentlemen
01:08:55Being here today
01:08:56At this peace summit
01:08:57I doubt
01:08:59Find the much agree with on
01:09:00Mr. President
01:09:03Not with those
01:09:04War hungry
01:09:05Archivians
01:09:07Please gentlemen
01:09:07Take a seat
01:09:11How's it going?
01:09:13With the amount of tension in this room
01:09:15I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:16If these guys start throwing hands
01:09:21Identification and invitations
01:09:22Do you know who this is?
01:09:25This
01:09:26Is Tandy Nelson
01:09:28President Mitchell's
01:09:29Ex-wife
01:09:30And baby mama
01:09:32Look
01:09:35I didn't realize the president had a
01:09:37Baby mama
01:09:39Well, for now
01:09:40Neither does TMZ
01:09:42But
01:09:42We can change that
01:09:44If you don't let us through
01:09:52Are you all this?
01:09:55I told you that would work
01:09:56This is a bad idea, Stuart
01:09:58Shut up
01:09:59My fellow esteemed leaders
01:10:02We are gathered here today
01:10:05As the world is on the brink of war
01:10:09An avoidable war
01:10:12That obviously
01:10:15We would like to
01:10:18Avoid
01:10:20Excuse me
01:10:23I know that
01:10:26Peace is
01:10:27Is not easy
01:10:29Oh, brother
01:10:31This guy sucks
01:10:34Stuart
01:10:36How'd you get in here?
01:10:38Oh, I'll tell you how
01:10:39It was actually very easy
01:10:41You see
01:10:42President Mitchell's security
01:10:44Is weak
01:10:47How do you suppose
01:10:48You're going to keep peace
01:10:50When you couldn't even
01:10:51Keep your engagement together?
01:10:54That's right
01:10:56I am sleeping with
01:10:58President's ex
01:10:59Stop it, Stuart
01:11:00Stop it
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:01This is a peace summit
01:11:03Not a reality TV show
01:11:05You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:11:08Now
01:11:09Now there's a reason
01:11:11To go to war, gentlemen
01:11:13Not some
01:11:14Silly disagreement
01:11:15About mineral rights
01:11:18Shut up
01:11:19Stop laughing
01:11:21Laugh at him, not me
01:11:22They're laughing at you, Stuart
01:11:25Because you have no power here
01:11:27Now here's what's going to happen
01:11:30Secret service is going to arrest you
01:11:32And you're going to spend the next ten years
01:11:34In an army black site
01:11:37See?
01:11:38Now that's funny
01:11:41Not as funny as a bullet in your face
01:11:43He's losing his mind, Connor
01:11:45Run
01:11:45Shut up
01:11:46Go, go, go
01:11:55Don't come any closer
01:11:57Not one move
01:11:58I want my government contracts reissued
01:12:01And I want you to resign
01:12:02Or
01:12:04Dandy
01:12:06It's lead
01:12:07Sir, we might have a shot
01:12:08But there's a chance a civilian
01:12:10Stand down
01:12:11Sir
01:12:11Stand down
01:12:14Stand down
01:12:16I'm sorry
01:12:17But I have to do this
01:12:20If something goes wrong
01:12:21Just know I love you
01:12:23I know you do
01:12:31Stand down
01:12:32Stand down
01:12:36Stuart
01:12:37Wait that gun at me, okay?
01:12:40I'm the one you hate
01:12:41You made her hate me
01:12:43She won't even look at me
01:12:45She won't fuck me anymore, man
01:12:48It's your fault
01:12:50I had the love of my life taken from me
01:12:54My bed
01:12:55My house
01:12:58You did that, Stuart
01:13:00But there is one difference between you and I
01:13:03I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger
01:13:05And me
01:13:06And me
01:13:08I've done it a thousand times
01:13:11No, no, no, no
01:13:13He'll do it
01:13:14He'll do it, Connor
01:13:15He killed my father
01:13:16What?
01:13:25Whoa
01:13:26Mr. President
01:13:28Sorry?
01:13:29Sorry?
01:13:29Forgiveness?
01:13:32You killed Tom
01:13:34You killed Tom
01:13:35You killed Tom
01:13:58You killed Tom
01:13:59Oh, Connor.
01:14:02Connor, you saved me.
01:14:03I knew you still loved me.
01:14:06Don't kid yourself, Tandy.
01:14:08I was just doing my civic duty.
01:14:13It's all right.
01:14:16Stand down.
01:14:17Stand down.
01:14:27Sorry about that.
01:14:29Interruption.
01:14:32No.
01:14:34You know what?
01:14:36You two want peace.
01:14:38The world demands peace.
01:14:42And if anyone tries to fuck that up,
01:14:44they're going to have to deal with me.
01:14:49Thank you all for your time today.
01:15:03President Connor Mitchell,
01:15:06it is my pleasure
01:15:07to award you
01:15:09the War Peace Prize
01:15:11for your incredible diplomacy
01:15:13between Prazan and Tarkiv.
01:15:20Congratulations.
01:15:25You're wrong.
01:15:26Connor still loves me.
01:15:27I can feel it.
01:15:31You've got to let him go, sweetheart.
01:15:34No.
01:15:34No, he just has to finish his job
01:15:36for his country.
01:15:37And then he'll come back to me.
01:15:39I know it.
01:15:39You'll all see.
01:15:50Congratulations.
01:15:51I love you.
01:15:57However, all credit is really due to my beautiful wife, the mastermind behind the truth.
01:16:12I have a message for the world.
01:16:17Peace is not easy.
01:16:20Sometimes it requires letting go, setting aside old baggage and moving forwards towards a new, better world.
01:17:18I have a message for the world.
01:17:45I have a message for the world.
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