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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Your name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar off the coast of Tarkov.
00:01:26I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart.
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes.
00:02:55Of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need, waited on her hand and foot, even swore I'd never accept another mission
00:03:30again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, stop it.
00:03:39You're too sweet.
00:03:44Stuart.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:50Oh, my God.
00:03:51Oh, awesome day.
00:03:53Oh, wow.
00:03:54When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter, I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:03I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:08Thanks again.
00:04:09I appreciate it.
00:04:13Oh, stop it.
00:04:15Tandy, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:20Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, um, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:30What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:32Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:35I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:39Oh, Stuart!
00:04:40I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:43She threw it away.
00:04:47Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:49While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:52Please?
00:05:00More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give to Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:11Mr. President.
00:05:12Captain Mitchell.
00:05:13I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:17We just got new intel that the Sakani Network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:23And unfortunately, our point, man, is just not up to the job.
00:05:28Connor?
00:05:29Your country needs you.
00:05:31I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:34But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:42I have to go, sir.
00:05:44It's an emergency.
00:05:52God damn it.
00:05:53Oh, jeez.
00:05:55Dad!
00:05:56You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:59Oh, shit.
00:06:07Here you go, Tom.
00:06:08Thanks, Connor.
00:06:10Great.
00:06:11Now we're going to be late.
00:06:13Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:15You're welcome.
00:06:17Split fart.
00:06:21So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:26You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:30You know that, right?
00:06:32Yeah, I know.
00:06:34Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh, well...
00:06:55You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:06:57The moment I brought you in, you too.
00:07:02Son, give her another shot.
00:07:04She'll come around.
00:07:05I know it.
00:07:19Okay, Tom.
00:07:21I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:22I think there's really something you should...
00:07:25Tandy!
00:07:27Oh, my God.
00:07:28Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:35Oh, Bonnie!
00:07:36Can you be a dear?
00:07:37And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:40If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:44guest bed.
00:07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:51The guest bed is for you.
00:07:59Are you kidding me?
00:08:01Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:08:03Honey, don't be rude!
00:08:05Stuart is our guest!
00:08:07You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is?
00:08:10Other bed is our bed.
00:08:13Don't fight.
00:08:14Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:19I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:23I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:27Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:29Right?
00:08:31Right?
00:08:33Do whatever you want.
00:08:35Oh, pretty.
00:08:37President.
00:08:39Jeez!
00:08:42Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:45Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:48But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:50I accept, sir.
00:08:53Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:55Connor!
00:08:59Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:01You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:05You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:09Not a chance.
00:09:10I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:12I'm deploying and that's final.
00:09:16The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:21You have a home.
00:09:22A fiancé to take care of.
00:09:25And not to mention, my father.
00:09:28Did you forget about him?
00:09:29Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:30This is about you.
00:09:31It's always about you.
00:09:32You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:35How I feel.
00:09:37You don't need a husband.
00:09:39You need a butler.
00:09:42If you accept this mission,
00:09:45the engagement is off.
00:09:48I am so serious.
00:09:50She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:57Like I said, sir.
00:09:59I accept.
00:10:01Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:05Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:08Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:12What could be more important than your future wife?
00:10:16The President of the United States.
00:10:18That's who.
00:10:19We'll just talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:22I'll go make sure you and Stuart are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:26What are you talking about?
00:10:28I am sleeping in the guest bed with you.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34I told you, Stuart and I are just friends.
00:10:37How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:39Jesus.
00:10:40After all this time, I've tried to make up for my mistakes.
00:10:43You still don't trust me.
00:10:45Oh, God.
00:10:49She's right, you know.
00:10:51It's not healthy to bottle up all this anger.
00:10:55Sorry, I can't just let go of you sleeping with my fiancé.
00:10:59So what?
00:11:01You hate me because I comforted Tandy in her time of need?
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:09Thanking you?
00:11:11Yeah, man.
00:11:13I comforted Tandy from the back, the front, her mouth.
00:11:20And don't worry.
00:11:22I'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed.
00:11:33As much as I'd like to teach Stuart a lesson, he's not worth it.
00:11:37Neither of them are.
00:11:38God.
00:11:41What the hell?
00:11:43Did you hit him?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45If I had hit Stuart, you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher.
00:11:48Bullshit.
00:11:50This jarhead tried his best, but I narrowly dodged.
00:11:53Are you out of your mind?
00:11:54Where is his jealousy coming from?
00:11:58Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:00Don't leave me again.
00:12:01I know you slept with Stuart.
00:12:05Are sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:07That's absurd.
00:12:08What are you talking about?
00:12:10I told you Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:13He was just being a friend.
00:12:14Of course she'd deny it.
00:12:16Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:18Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:19I'm out of here.
00:12:20Connor, don't leave me.
00:12:22I'm talking to you.
00:12:28Your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:34Put your arm around me.
00:12:35All right.
00:12:36All right.
00:12:37All right.
00:12:37Here we go.
00:12:39He is always falling.
00:12:42He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself.
00:12:45Tandy, move.
00:12:46Not until you apologize to Stuart and I.
00:12:49Tandy, your father is dying.
00:12:52Dad, tell Connor to calm down and to deal with his bullshit like a real man.
00:12:57Son, don't go.
00:12:58Connor, don't leave me.
00:13:00See?
00:13:00Fine, Tandy.
00:13:01Fine, okay?
00:13:02We can talk about this at the hospital.
00:13:04Move.
00:13:04God damn it.
00:13:05You're not going anywhere.
00:13:06I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:08I don't have time for this.
00:13:14I tried to warn you.
00:13:16He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:18All he knows how to do is fight and kill.
00:13:20Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:24He needs you.
00:13:25Come with us, please.
00:13:27My arm.
00:13:28I think it's broken.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:32Who do you love me?
00:13:40You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly, or if you hadn't been a donor match, well,
00:13:46it's a miracle that he's still here.
00:13:48You saved his life.
00:13:55Where's Tandy?
00:13:57Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02To be fair, Stuart is a fairly convincing whiner.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:13Relax, Major.
00:14:17You're not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:19I'm not going to leave the other one of you.
00:14:21Listen to me, Kar.
00:14:24I loved you like you're my old son.
00:14:28You know, I told you to give her another shot, but after what she pulled tonight, I just want you
00:14:36to be happy.
00:14:38Can you do that for me?
00:14:44Thanks, Tom.
00:14:46I always consider you my father, you know that.
00:14:49Look, I got to be honest about something.
00:14:55I accepted another mission directly from the president, and I got to deploy in a couple days.
00:15:01Listen, I'm really proud of you, Connor.
00:15:06I'm really proud of you.
00:15:09Tandy takes the news.
00:15:12I must have liked that one.
00:15:13To be honest, I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died.
00:15:21Tandy?
00:15:25Connor, wait!
00:15:27You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:31Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:35I'm so sorry that you feel that way.
00:15:39Look at me.
00:15:40Let's just go home, okay?
00:15:42We'll talk about this later.
00:15:45Unbelievable.
00:15:47Connor.
00:15:48Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:52I'll go home.
00:15:54My home, that is.
00:16:02What?
00:16:04Connor!
00:16:05Connor!
00:16:06I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:08Connor!
00:16:14Jesus Christ.
00:16:17What are my keys?
00:16:22Connor.
00:16:26Oh, wait, hey.
00:16:28Don't forget these.
00:16:30Thanks.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:35I love you more.
00:16:36Not possible.
00:16:38Definitely possible.
00:16:42Come back quickly.
00:16:44I'll be up just 30.
00:16:50Oh, God.
00:16:53Come on.
00:16:55Get ready.
00:16:55When did you get so heavy?
00:16:56Oh, God.
00:17:00He's told me not to try this on my own.
00:17:03Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:05Connor, or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:08Ew!
00:17:09No!
00:17:10Not cancer!
00:17:13I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:15Shit.
00:17:17Come on, Connor.
00:17:19Please pick up.
00:17:20I need you.
00:17:23Come on.
00:17:24Come on.
00:17:25Oh!
00:17:26Oh, Connor.
00:17:28Oh, please pick up.
00:17:30Please pick up.
00:17:31Please pick up.
00:17:37Hello?
00:17:38Captain Mitchell.
00:17:39We are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:43In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:49I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:52I'll be there, sir.
00:17:53Excellent.
00:17:53I'll see you this evening.
00:17:56Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:18:05Oh, Connor.
00:18:07Connor, where have you been?
00:18:08I miss you.
00:18:10Hey!
00:18:11The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:13None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:16It is like you have not been here for days.
00:18:19That's because I haven't been here for days.
00:18:22Three days, to be exact.
00:18:23Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:25Excuse me.
00:18:26Don't give me attitude.
00:18:28Stuart and I have a very important state dinner to attend for his defense contracting business.
00:18:34Now, be a good fiancé and clean up.
00:18:37Clean up yourself?
00:18:39Connor!
00:18:40Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:19:05I told you to look slutty.
00:19:07We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:11I told you.
00:19:12Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:19Is that...
00:19:21This is too rich.
00:19:26Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:29I think you might be lost.
00:19:30What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:33I told you to stay home and clean.
00:19:34I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:38Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:39This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:46So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:50Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm going to bury you in the sand.
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:20:04Please?
00:20:05Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:08Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne?
00:20:13Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:18We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:21I'm friends with the president's guest of honor.
00:20:25That's right.
00:20:26The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:32I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:34I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite, but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no
00:20:42business here.
00:20:43I'm getting secret service.
00:20:48Captain Mitchell?
00:20:50Hey, lady.
00:20:51Staying out of trouble these days?
00:20:53No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:20:57We have a minute.
00:20:58Sasha.
00:21:02Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:06Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:08I'd like that.
00:21:14Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:16The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me.
00:21:20Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:23And secondly, you're literally here as Stuart Staten...
00:21:28How dare you?
00:21:30Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:33Oh, God.
00:21:33Don't worry.
00:21:34I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:43Boys, I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:46Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:21:51Grab him.
00:21:53What?
00:21:54What are you doing?
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:22:00No, you idiots!
00:22:01Grab him!
00:22:01Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:05Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:07You must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12This must be some kind of mistake.
00:22:13He's...
00:22:14Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans.
00:22:18It gives me great pleasure to celebrate a decorated war hero and a man that I can proudly call
00:22:30my personal friend, Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:40Good to see you, sir.
00:22:41Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few days, Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team to take out
00:22:51one of America's most notorious enemies.
00:22:54So I do hope you will all join me in a toast, wishing them good luck and Godspeed.
00:23:04Thank you, sir.
00:23:10Connor wasn't bluffing?
00:23:12He really is leaving me?
00:23:17Goodbye at last.
00:23:25Well, look who it is.
00:23:28America's favorite army guy.
00:23:31What you doing, army guy?
00:23:33Leaving.
00:23:36On your little mission?
00:23:38Hoorah!
00:23:39What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:41We used to be best friends.
00:23:43Do you remember that?
00:23:44Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:48Best friends.
00:23:51You think you're better than everyone else.
00:23:53Actually, I don't think that at all, Stuart.
00:23:55Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:23:57God, you're so grating.
00:24:00You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:24:03You're a tool.
00:24:05You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:08Because it was easy.
00:24:10Wow.
00:24:11Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:14Good news for you, though, is you'll never see me again.
00:24:17Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:18Give me a break.
00:24:22You're going to be coming, crawling back.
00:24:25Hey, Tandy.
00:24:26Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:28Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:30Thanks for your service, Major Cuck.
00:24:34Hey, maybe when you're back, you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:41This guy's fine here, Connor.
00:24:43No more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:46You take care of yourself.
00:24:47I'm shipping out.
00:24:53What's going on?
00:24:54I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:56Give me good to Tom while I'm gone.
00:24:58You understand me?
00:25:02Strong arms, son.
00:25:04Hey, are you okay?
00:25:07Your jarhead ex-boyfriend's off to die in some other shithole country.
00:25:12On the bright side, it looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:16No, no.
00:25:17We can't let him go.
00:25:19No, come back.
00:25:20What the fuck?
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:21Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:29Connor, please.
00:25:32Stuart, do something.
00:25:52I swear that man is God's favorite.
00:26:02Mr. Maverick, what are you doing here?
00:26:07Oh, you know, just enjoying the view.
00:26:09Please, call me Sasha.
00:26:12Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:15But it's not safe here.
00:26:17We're not firing blanks.
00:26:19I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:23Carry on.
00:26:32Come in.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39I was just about to level up!
00:26:41Stuart, I can't live like this.
00:26:44Clean up this mess!
00:26:45Me?
00:26:46It's your house, woman.
00:26:47Well, Connor would have cleaned it out by now.
00:26:50Do not compare me to your ex.
00:26:52A deadbeat!
00:26:54I have a big meeting today.
00:26:56You want this place clean?
00:26:58Hire a maid.
00:26:59Give me this.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:12So, does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:17Well, there's always a chance I won't come home, but if it means saving innocent lives, I won't hesitate.
00:27:26And what if I asked you not to leave, would you stay?
00:27:35Sasha, I already stopped serving my country once to try and make a relationship work, and I'll never do that
00:27:42again.
00:27:51What was that for?
00:27:53Look.
00:27:55So you come home to me.
00:28:09It wasn't my fault you left, was it?
00:28:15Where have you been all night?
00:28:20Excuse me, is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:22Uh, relax.
00:28:24Mom, I was working.
00:28:26Okay, well, before you go to bed, can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:39Dad, Dad, wake up.
00:28:40Wake up.
00:28:41What?
00:28:41What?
00:28:42I need you to contact Connor.
00:28:44What?
00:28:45I know you have the connections.
00:28:46Please, please, there's an emergency.
00:28:48It's time for you to call Connor.
00:28:53Hey, don't worry, everyone.
00:28:55I'm here to save you.
00:29:01Captain Mitchell, I got two minutes on this timer.
00:29:04Please tell me you're calling with some directions.
00:29:06Oh, Connor, oh, thank God.
00:29:07Thank God you answered.
00:29:08You have no idea what I've been through.
00:29:10Tandy?
00:29:13Look, Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay?
00:29:15I'm sort of in the middle of something.
00:29:17What could be more important than your fiancé's happiness?
00:29:20Tandy?
00:29:25Take a hint.
00:29:26You chose Stuart.
00:29:27I moved on.
00:29:28Now, you'll excuse me.
00:29:30I got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die.
00:29:34Oh, my God.
00:29:34Did you just say bomb?
00:29:42It's okay.
00:29:44We're safe.
00:29:45Now, let's go.
00:29:47Go.
00:29:48Go.
00:29:50Connor, can you hear me?
00:29:52Answer me.
00:29:52Answer me, please.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:59Once again, Captain, the country is in your debt.
00:30:03You earn many more of these, you're going to need to see a chiropractor.
00:30:07I think I can handle it, sir.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:10Now, listen.
00:30:11The conflict between Karzan and Tarkov is starting to heat up.
00:30:15And we need your expertise.
00:30:18Welcome to your first day as presidential advisor, Captain.
00:30:23Why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed?
00:30:29Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first.
00:30:36No, I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:40Put that down.
00:30:41I've got a more pressing job for you.
00:30:45Sex with men.
00:30:47Not now, Stuart.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:49Let me show you how much I love you.
00:30:52Then help me clean.
00:30:54That's what Connor would do?
00:30:56That's what Connor would do.
00:30:58He's gone.
00:30:59You chose me.
00:31:01Remember?
00:31:05Is that a helicopter?
00:31:06Connor.
00:31:15Connor, you're back.
00:31:22I'm so happy you're alive.
00:31:24And you rented a helicopter.
00:31:27For me.
00:31:28Wow, man.
00:31:29That is pathetic.
00:31:31How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:33Actually, I'm just here to drop off something for you.
00:31:37Look, I've been thinking a lot lately, and I get it.
00:31:41You taking on that mission and fighting with Stuart.
00:31:46I mean, that weird thing with the timeshare.
00:31:48You were just trying to get my attention.
00:31:50And I was just...
00:31:56Hello, Tandy.
00:31:57This is Sasha.
00:31:59That's her helicopter parked over there.
00:32:01Tandy.
00:32:03Good to meet you.
00:32:04Again.
00:32:05Connor, this is way too far.
00:32:07If you wanted to come back, all you had to do was apologize.
00:32:12You don't have to try and make me jealous by bringing around some cheap holes.
00:32:16I know you're not talking about me.
00:32:18I'm sorry.
00:32:19Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:22Wake up, honey.
00:32:23He's not fine.
00:32:25Call me a whore one more time.
00:32:27I dare you.
00:32:29Hey, skank.
00:32:30No one touches my girl.
00:32:36Do you hear that?
00:32:39I'm getting a call.
00:32:42Connor, you're choosing her side?
00:32:45I'm your fiancé.
00:32:47We co-own a house together.
00:32:48No, we don't, Tandy.
00:32:50I bought a new house.
00:32:52I signed this one over to you in full.
00:32:54Consider it a parting gift.
00:32:57You have another house?
00:33:00With what money?
00:33:01A highway overpass doesn't count as a home.
00:33:04Homey.
00:33:06Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:12I'm so sorry.
00:33:14I didn't want you to see that side of me.
00:33:16I can usually contain myself, but that woman...
00:33:21What?
00:33:22Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:27Kelly?
00:33:35Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:38I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:41Right.
00:33:43Connor always refilled them.
00:33:47Well, so long as you're up.
00:33:50Uh, about that...
00:33:52I want to wait till marriage.
00:33:55I'm a traditional girl.
00:33:58What?
00:33:59We've already...
00:34:00That's fine.
00:34:00Oh, goodnight, Stuart.
00:34:01Uh-huh.
00:34:21Don't be too long.
00:34:28I need this brought out with dessert.
00:34:32This is worth more than you make in a decade.
00:34:35Don't mess it up.
00:34:38Oui, most of...
00:34:45Because Antar Kev's strategy you pitched to V.P. Bolton was a hit.
00:34:49My dad is thrilled.
00:34:51He should be proud.
00:34:54I'm just glad I can help my country.
00:34:57Captain Humility.
00:34:59Let's go to dinner and celebrate.
00:35:02My treat.
00:35:03I'm in.
00:35:09A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city.
00:35:14Oh, Stuart.
00:35:16This is just spectacular.
00:35:22I told you.
00:35:24Connor could never give you the life you deserve.
00:35:29The salmon?
00:35:32The dessert course, remember?
00:35:34Oui, monsieur.
00:35:35I recall a petit problème.
00:35:39We are in need of the table.
00:35:42Excuse me.
00:35:43This dipshit is confused.
00:35:46There's another VIP table over there.
00:35:49I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:35:51We had a very important guest arrive, and we are clearing the entire section.
00:35:57Who could be more important?
00:35:59The whole VIP section?
00:36:13This man is a stalker.
00:36:15Someone kick him out before I call the cop.
00:36:17We should just go.
00:36:18Nonsense.
00:36:19This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:21And look, he brought his little skank around, too, to ruin our evening.
00:36:26Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:28So, Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest.
00:36:31You must go.
00:36:33Now!
00:36:33And where would we sit?
00:36:37Bon appétit.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:43Oh, Stuart.
00:36:45We should just cancel.
00:36:47No.
00:36:48Just wait for dessert.
00:36:50Oh, God.
00:37:00Look, Tandy.
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:05Stuart.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:11Tandy?
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:12Tandy.
00:37:13Tandy.
00:37:14I've wanted you from the minute I saw you.
00:37:18Marry me.
00:37:18Stuart, we're right outside the bathrooms.
00:37:21Seriously?
00:37:23Nothing's ever good enough for you, uppity bitch.
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28What the fuck?
00:37:31Bitch.
00:37:34Connor saved me?
00:37:37Connor.
00:37:38I knew you still loved me.
00:37:40Tandy.
00:37:40That's not what this is, okay?
00:37:43Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:44Can you please drop the Captain America Act and just come home?
00:37:48Tandy.
00:37:49You made your choices.
00:37:51Go ahead and live with the consequences.
00:37:58I'm sorry.
00:37:59I feel like dinner's kind of ruined.
00:38:03I still think there's room for dessert.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:08Yeah, you're right.
00:38:09I made my choice.
00:38:10A better one.
00:38:11I'm with a real man now.
00:38:16And we're getting married.
00:38:18Get down on the knees, you idiot.
00:38:21Oh, yes.
00:38:22Yes, Stuart.
00:38:23I will marry you.
00:38:34Let's get home and practice for a wedding night.
00:38:36Uh, actually, I have a headache.
00:38:40I'm so bad.
00:38:41Did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:38:44Uh, yes.
00:38:45Yes, of course.
00:38:47Of course.
00:38:47But, um, you have to get permission from my dad first.
00:38:52Oh, boy.
00:38:53You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:38:55Oh, God.
00:38:59What the fuck?
00:39:03You know, it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:39:08This house.
00:39:10This new life.
00:39:12You.
00:39:15Tell me.
00:39:17How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:20I'm a very thorough researcher, Comm.
00:39:23I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:27To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education.
00:39:31You're a good, kind man.
00:39:36It's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world.
00:39:39Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:41I was hoping you weren't going to leave that out.
00:39:53I asked you to marry me.
00:39:55The moment we landed on U.S. soil.
00:39:58That was, and is, a very real offer.
00:40:08Connor Mitchell.
00:40:11Will you marry me?
00:40:14Sasha, wait.
00:40:18This doesn't feel right.
00:40:40Sasha, Maverick.
00:40:41Just a few short weeks, you've become the light of my life.
00:40:50Will you do me this honor and marry me?
00:40:53You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:40:56I'm sorry.
00:40:58Fuck yes.
00:41:05Well, one of us had to get down on our knee.
00:41:08I wanted it to be me.
00:41:12Well, while you're down there, can you do one more thing, Captain?
00:41:18Ma'am, yes, ma'am.
00:41:24Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
00:41:28I know we've had our disagreements, no matter what.
00:41:35I know I love you, and I want you to be happy.
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:41Whether that's with Connor, who I love, or that prick.
00:41:51You know, uh, you know how I feel about it.
00:41:55Well, Tandy, I love you, and it's your choice, kiddo.
00:42:02It's your choice.
00:42:05Hey, Connor.
00:42:07Tell me I don't have much longer thought.
00:42:09I'm just recording some, uh, last wishes for Tandy.
00:42:13It looks like, it's like you have something to tell me.
00:42:17Talk to me.
00:42:17What is it?
00:42:20I met someone.
00:42:21New.
00:42:24Sasha Maverick.
00:42:27Sasha Maverick, the president's daughter?
00:42:31God, she's gorgeous.
00:42:34Lucky you.
00:42:36God, way to go, son.
00:42:38So you're not upset?
00:42:41Hell no, man.
00:42:43All that shit my daughter's put you through.
00:42:47Actually, I'm relieved.
00:42:50Good for you.
00:42:52Well, in that case, will you be my best man?
00:43:04I'd be honored.
00:43:06Thank you, Connor.
00:43:10Good.
00:43:11I want you up and walking for my wedding day.
00:43:14You got that?
00:43:17Yes, sir.
00:43:20Connor.
00:43:21Connor.
00:43:23You're getting married?
00:43:25So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:27And now you have to torture my dad with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:30Tandy, look.
00:43:33I'm sorry that you had to find out this way.
00:43:35But yes, I am engaged.
00:43:37And your father's happy for me.
00:43:41Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:43:43Now?
00:43:46No.
00:43:47No.
00:43:47Connor, don't leave me with him.
00:43:49I'll be right back.
00:43:49I'll be right back.
00:43:50Oh, shit.
00:43:59Tom.
00:44:01I proposed to Tandy.
00:44:03And she said yes.
00:44:05But she insisted I get your blessing, so...
00:44:10No.
00:44:11No.
00:44:16What?
00:44:18You deaf and stupid.
00:44:19I said no.
00:44:21Not in a thousand years.
00:44:24Tandy, what?
00:44:26Connor.
00:44:27What did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:29Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:31Torturing you?
00:44:32I'm just trying to move on with my life.
00:44:33It used to be our life.
00:44:35Tandy, I don't think your new fiancé would appreciate that.
00:44:40Oh, no.
00:44:41Stuart!
00:44:43I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:44:45I'm so sorry, baby.
00:44:46Please, please.
00:44:47Tandy, you slept with someone else.
00:44:50And every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you, you threw it back in my face.
00:44:55What do I have to do to show you that I love you?
00:44:58That I've always loved you?
00:44:59Tandy, there's nothing you can do, okay?
00:45:00Do you understand that?
00:45:02Excuse me?
00:45:09Sasha, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:45:11Actually, yes, it is.
00:45:15Connor and I are in love.
00:45:17We've always been in love.
00:45:21Don't worry, baby.
00:45:23I saw everything.
00:45:24If this deranged slut thinks she can come between us, she's got another thing coming for her.
00:45:29Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:30Tandy, enough!
00:45:32I've moved on!
00:45:36No.
00:45:37No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:39Connor, tell me that it's fake!
00:45:41Please, Connor, please!
00:45:43Tell me it's not real!
00:45:44Tandy...
00:45:45No, it can't be real!
00:45:47You can't leave me like this!
00:45:51It's over, Tandy.
00:45:54Listen, you old goat.
00:45:56I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
00:46:00I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
00:46:03I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:46:05That's a hoot.
00:46:07I practically raised that kid to be the man he is.
00:46:11Connor is honorable.
00:46:13He's...
00:46:14He's a good person.
00:46:17Hardworking.
00:46:19Unlike you, Stuart.
00:46:22You're a parasite.
00:46:24You're pathetic.
00:46:25I'm not gonna give you a blessing.
00:46:28Tandy hasn't seen it yet, but...
00:46:31My girl, she'll come around.
00:46:34Don't have that much longer, but...
00:46:36Days I do have.
00:46:38I thank God that I get to...
00:46:41See your ass get kicked.
00:46:44And I will.
00:46:46It's pathetic.
00:46:48And leave.
00:46:49Oh, nature to home.
00:46:51Connor.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53You won't.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56No.
00:46:58No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:01No.
00:47:25What happened I was so happy that we were getting married his heart just
00:47:31gave out? No, no, no, no, no. Connor, do something. Do something.
00:47:55I planned on marrying Connor in this church. I never thought I'd be holding my father's
00:48:00funeral here major general Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew he saved
00:48:10people he saved me when my parents were killed he took me in and raised me as his
00:48:19own son and the day he passed away he even agreed to be with the best man at
00:48:27my wedding thank you major I'll never forget what you've done for me
00:48:56Tom was also a bit of a father to me
00:49:01he begged me to marry his daughter please he asked save her from him
00:49:11you see Tom hated you Connor he never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier
00:49:24it's weakened his poor old heart don't lie on Tom's name you barely even knew him one other thing Tim
00:49:32I mean Tom asked was for us to move up the wedding so that he could see Tandy walk down
00:49:40the aisle
00:49:41into my arms well what do you say Tandy shall we give the dying geezer his final wish
00:49:53yeah are you going to let him talk about your father that way
00:49:59come on Tandy what do you say let's get married Stuart as soon as possible it's what my father
00:50:16would have wanted this is love Tandy even for you
00:50:37congratulations captain your Krizan Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly that's great news sir
00:50:47did you know though that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his
00:50:54I had half a mind of forcing his resignation
00:51:00but you know Congress would have to ratify this but uh how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you
00:51:07wait sir what marry my daughter tomorrow and the job is yours
00:51:24well well well well Mrs. Future Rothschild
00:51:30are you ready to rock
00:51:32I want you so bad
00:51:37I just can't get into it with Stuart
00:51:40I miss Connor I never should have let him go
00:51:47oh yes oh Connor yes Connor yes
00:51:52what the fuck did you just say
00:51:53oh my god Stuart Stuart I'm so sorry
00:51:57it's just that Connor and I have been together for so long it was just a reflex I'm sorry
00:52:01Tandy do you still love me of course baby of course good because if you still wanted Connor
00:52:14it would be really bad for him
00:52:26Stuart you got this place looking like I've always dreamed
00:52:30would you like to sample the desserts before the reception sir
00:52:33yes I would
00:52:35I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you
00:52:38I have investors coming
00:52:40you are messing up my big day
00:52:47Connor would never have talked to me like that
00:52:54dearly beloved we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson
00:53:00if anyone wishes to object speak up now or forever hold your peace
00:53:07come on Connor now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture
00:53:20excuse me
00:53:26Connor you came
00:53:28if that douchebag objects I am going to kill him
00:53:33not in the house of the Lord
00:53:35but it's nothing like that
00:53:36but you will have to relocate
00:53:38what?
00:53:39the new owner of this venue his wedding is taking preference here
00:53:43this is our bad I should never have rented it to you
00:53:47who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word
00:53:53I'll handle this
00:53:54okay
00:53:57I'm so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding
00:54:00you stupid bluesy
00:54:02do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:04please ma'am
00:54:06you have to vacate the premises
00:54:08now
00:54:09what?
00:54:09where are we supposed to go?
00:54:25Sasha
00:54:27the day we met
00:54:28when I carried you from that exploding building
00:54:31I never would have thought
00:54:33would have been you
00:54:34who
00:54:36saved me
00:54:41that's supposed to be me up there
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved
00:54:46everyone's leaving
00:54:47can you hurry this up?
00:54:48right
00:54:49right
00:54:49do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:52do we?
00:54:55Tandy Nelson
00:54:55do you take this man
00:54:57to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy
00:55:05you can answer that
00:55:10I do
00:55:11of course I do
00:55:13in the power vested in me
00:55:15and I'll pronounce you man and wife
00:55:18you may kiss the bride
00:55:27are we good?
00:55:29more brilliant maneuvering from vice president Mitchell
00:55:33has averted another disastrous conflict
00:55:45wow
00:55:45drunk again?
00:55:47that's really helping your crow's feet
00:55:49Connor would have asked why I was upset
00:55:51and tried to fix it
00:55:55see this?
00:55:56this is dirty laundry
00:55:57hi dirty laundry
00:56:00get to work woman
00:56:01I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here
00:56:04when he was deployed he would even hire a main service for me
00:56:06I can't live like this
00:56:08I need you Connor
00:56:09I have to get you back
00:56:10hey hey hey
00:56:11whoa whoa whoa
00:56:13what's the fuss about?
00:56:14everything okay
00:56:15no nothing is okay
00:56:17nothing will ever be okay
00:56:21let me go
00:56:22I need to see Connor
00:56:25hey hey
00:56:26hey
00:56:26it's gonna be alright
00:56:27I have a big surprise for you
00:56:30remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:56:32it's my dream house
00:56:34I bought it for you
00:56:35you didn't?
00:56:37yeah
00:56:55happy birthday
00:56:57mr. vice president
00:57:10sorry
00:57:14hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon
00:57:17but I'm gonna need you and Sasha
00:57:19back here in DC pronto
00:57:21yeah
00:57:22that is a
00:57:23kind of an emergency
00:57:24yeah
00:57:25yes sir
00:57:28Sasha
00:57:29that's
00:57:29your father right?
00:57:32I think he needs us
00:57:33I gotta go
00:57:40still closing on the property but
00:57:42we'll have the key soon
00:57:44oh Stuart
00:57:45this is incredible
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here
00:57:49mm-hmm
00:57:54candy
00:57:55what are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house
00:58:00we don't have time for this
00:58:02Sasha
00:58:04Connor wait
00:58:05Connor
00:58:05Connor wait
00:58:06I need you
00:58:06Connor
00:58:07yeah keep walking
00:58:08I bought this place
00:58:09no
00:58:09Connor
00:58:14so what do you think doc?
00:58:17you're okay sir
00:58:18thanks
00:58:19dad are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine sweetie
00:58:22I'm fine
00:58:23I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years
00:58:26but uh
00:58:27this has made me realize something
00:58:29the job of president
00:58:32is a younger man's game
00:58:34especially with world war three on the horizon
00:58:37so I've decided
00:58:39to step down
00:58:41cause no one knows
00:58:42the Krizav-Tarkev conflict
00:58:45better than you
00:58:48sir
00:58:49with all due respect
00:58:51I could never replace you
00:58:53I'm not qualified
00:58:54are you questioning my judgment?
00:58:57no sir
00:58:57it's just
00:58:58I never wanted
00:59:00to be president
00:59:02and that
00:59:03makes you
00:59:04the perfect man for the job
00:59:08congratulations Connor
00:59:10thank you sir
00:59:11you too sweetie
00:59:20so
00:59:22General Tuppard
00:59:23can Rothschild Industries
00:59:24count on your support?
00:59:26I could really use the support these days
00:59:28I don't know what you did Stuart
00:59:30but you certainly pissed somebody off
00:59:32at the top
00:59:34nobody else will touch you
00:59:37nobody
00:59:39but how can I say no
00:59:41to a man with such a beautiful wife?
00:59:49say along
00:59:50we need this contract
00:59:58Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years
01:00:06do solemnly swear
01:00:07that I will faithfully execute
01:00:09the office of the presidency
01:00:10of the United States of America
01:00:17oh god
01:00:19what have I done?
01:00:24oh Connor
01:00:25I would have never ever treated you like that
01:00:28if I'd known how much it hurt you
01:00:33breaking news
01:00:34as his first official act
01:00:36President Mitchell
01:00:37has ended homelessness
01:00:41Connor
01:00:41caring Connor
01:00:43of course
01:00:43that's why you left
01:00:45you wanted to help your country
01:00:46that's so like you
01:00:47a real man
01:00:48unlike
01:00:55a real man sacrifices
01:00:57saves people
01:00:59Connor
01:01:00if you ever love me
01:01:01I know you'll come to save me
01:01:05Connor
01:01:15son of course
01:01:15I'm your father's estate attorney
01:01:17we found a recording
01:01:18in his things for you
01:01:19labeled last wishes
01:01:21out of respect
01:01:22we felt you should be the first to hear it
01:01:29my dad made a will?
01:01:40Tandy
01:01:41my beautiful daughter
01:01:42I know we've had our disagreements
01:01:45no matter what
01:01:46you know we love you
01:01:47I want you to be happy
01:01:49whether that's with Connor
01:01:51or that prick
01:01:53Daniel
01:01:54it's your choice
01:01:56kid
01:01:56oh dad
01:01:58you were so right about Stuart
01:02:00I should have never let Connor go
01:02:05oh
01:02:08not in a thousand years
01:02:09listen you old goat
01:02:11I have one shot left
01:02:13at holding on to Tandy
01:02:14I can feel her pulling away
01:02:15and I don't know why
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend
01:02:18and I don't have that much longer
01:02:21but the days I do have
01:02:22I thank God
01:02:23that I get to see your ass get kicked
01:02:25it's pathetic
01:02:26oh major God
01:02:30no no no no
01:02:32oh God
01:02:34Dad what happened?
01:02:36he was so happy
01:02:36I told him
01:02:37I planned on getting married to you
01:02:39and his heart just came out
01:02:42what do you have there?
01:02:44hmm?
01:02:46nothing
01:02:47you look handsome
01:02:48hmm
01:02:54I just need to find Connor
01:02:56and apologize
01:02:57he'll protect me
01:03:01hmm?
01:03:03he blocked me?
01:03:10what is this?
01:03:13going somewhere?
01:03:16uh no
01:03:17no
01:03:18no hey
01:03:19no I
01:03:21I was just
01:03:22I was just packing up
01:03:24some old clothes
01:03:25Connor's
01:03:26hmm
01:03:28really?
01:03:29hmm
01:03:30oh gosh
01:03:33oh you smell
01:03:36intoxicating
01:03:37hmm
01:03:38why don't you
01:03:41start the shower
01:03:42hmm
01:03:43well yeah
01:03:46I've been pheromone maxing
01:03:48just for you
01:03:55I'll be waiting
01:04:08oh Tandy
01:04:09Tandy
01:04:11Tandy
01:04:12alright my love
01:04:13the shower is ready for us
01:04:16my love
01:04:17Tandy
01:04:23Tandy
01:04:24Tandy
01:04:24oh Tandy
01:04:25I'm really not in the mood
01:04:27for hide and see
01:04:44sorry ma'am
01:04:45but this area is restricted
01:04:46I just need to see Connor
01:04:48I understand
01:04:49the president has many many female admirers
01:04:52he receives five to ten proposals every day
01:04:54no you don't understand
01:04:55this is an emergency
01:04:55I'm his fiance
01:04:57uh-huh
01:04:58and does his wife know?
01:05:01alright
01:05:02word from the top
01:05:03you can go
01:05:04but no touching
01:05:05understand
01:05:05okay
01:05:07what do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor
01:05:10the president is very busy
01:05:12he doesn't have time for you
01:05:13why don't you run off to your deadbeat man
01:05:16I can't
01:05:17it's okay Sasha
01:05:17it's okay
01:05:20Connor
01:05:23Connor thank god
01:05:24what do you want Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy
01:05:27preparing for a peace summit
01:05:30can we just
01:05:31talk alone
01:05:32please?
01:05:34no
01:05:35anything you can say in front of me
01:05:36you can say in front of my wife
01:05:39I made a mistake
01:05:41okay Connor
01:05:42I shouldn't have even let him in the house
01:05:44no disagreement there
01:05:47he's not
01:05:48what he seems
01:05:49he is a very
01:05:51very bad man
01:05:52yes
01:05:53he definitely is not what he seems
01:05:55I don't love him Connor
01:05:57I love you
01:05:59I was wrong to let you go
01:06:01and I am begging you
01:06:02please
01:06:03please forgive me
01:06:08Tandy
01:06:08I only have room in my heart
01:06:11for one woman
01:06:16I know
01:06:17you still love me
01:06:18we have been in love since we were 16
01:06:21you can't just let that go
01:06:22Tandy
01:06:23you left me no choice
01:06:25I know
01:06:25I was awful to you Connor
01:06:27and I think about that every day
01:06:30I will do anything
01:06:33if you come back to me
01:06:34you don't have to cook
01:06:35you don't have to clean
01:06:36anything you want
01:06:38I mean
01:06:38you can even keep your little side piece
01:06:41Tandy
01:06:42I only have room in my heart
01:06:44for one woman
01:06:45my wife
01:06:47and she's not a side piece
01:06:48do you really
01:06:50not love me anymore Connor
01:06:51look me in the eyes
01:06:53and say it
01:06:54Tandy
01:06:55I
01:06:59I think it's time for you to leave
01:07:03the recording
01:07:04if he knew the trouble I'm in
01:07:05I know he'd save me
01:07:07uh
01:07:07wait
01:07:08I have
01:07:08I have something to show you
01:07:09it's
01:07:10god it was
01:07:11it's right here
01:07:12it has to be right here
01:07:13where is it
01:07:14where is it
01:07:15this will change everything
01:07:16I'm
01:07:16I'm gonna find it
01:07:17wait
01:07:17no no no
01:07:18Connor
01:07:18Connor
01:07:19wait
01:07:19wait
01:07:20I hear this
01:07:20please
01:07:21you don't get it
01:07:22you don't understand
01:07:30oh
01:07:33Stuart
01:07:34oh my god
01:07:35uh
01:07:36you
01:07:36you
01:07:37you scared me
01:07:38why don't we have a special night
01:07:40you and I
01:07:41take a seat
01:07:45of course
01:07:46darling
01:07:50looking for something
01:07:58give it a listen
01:08:17are you
01:08:18are you feeling well
01:08:19Stuart
01:08:20I'm great
01:08:23there's a big
01:08:24peace conference coming up
01:08:26with a bunch of political big shots
01:08:28even though
01:08:30Rothschild Industries is in the shitter
01:08:34you can get me in
01:08:36and when you do
01:08:38I can finally
01:08:40get revenge
01:08:44on your pecs
01:08:54I appreciate you gentlemen
01:08:55being here today
01:08:56at this peace summit
01:08:57I doubt
01:08:59find much
01:09:00agree with on
01:09:00Mr. President
01:09:03not with those
01:09:04war hungry
01:09:04Arcevians
01:09:07please gentlemen
01:09:07take a seat
01:09:11how's it going
01:09:13with the amount of tension
01:09:14in this room
01:09:15I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:16if these guys start
01:09:17throwing hands
01:09:21identification
01:09:21and invitations
01:09:22do you know
01:09:23who this is
01:09:25this
01:09:25is
01:09:26Tandy Nelson
01:09:27President Mitchell's
01:09:29ex-wife
01:09:30and baby mama
01:09:32look
01:09:34hmm
01:09:35I didn't realize
01:09:36the president
01:09:36had a
01:09:37baby mama
01:09:38well for now
01:09:40neither does TMZ
01:09:41but
01:09:42we can change that
01:09:44if you don't
01:09:45let us through
01:09:47hmm
01:09:53you all this
01:09:54I told you
01:09:55that would work
01:09:56this is a bad idea
01:09:57Stuart
01:09:58shut up
01:09:59my fellow
01:10:01esteemed leaders
01:10:02we are gathered
01:10:03here today
01:10:05as the world
01:10:06is on the brink
01:10:06of war
01:10:07an uh
01:10:09avoidable war
01:10:11that
01:10:12obviously
01:10:14we would like to
01:10:17avoid
01:10:19excuse me
01:10:23I know that uh
01:10:24that peace
01:10:26is
01:10:27is
01:10:28not easy
01:10:29oh
01:10:30brother
01:10:31this guy
01:10:32sucks
01:10:34Stuart
01:10:36how'd you get in
01:10:37here
01:10:37oh
01:10:38I'll tell you
01:10:39how
01:10:39it was actually
01:10:40very easy
01:10:41you see
01:10:42President Mitchell's
01:10:43security
01:10:44is weak
01:10:47how do you
01:10:48suppose
01:10:48you're going
01:10:49to keep peace
01:10:50when you couldn't
01:10:51even keep your
01:10:52engagement together
01:10:54that's right
01:10:56I
01:10:56am sleeping
01:10:57with President
01:10:58X
01:10:59stop it
01:10:59stop it
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:01this is a peace
01:11:02summit
01:11:03not a reality
01:11:04TV show
01:11:05you've met my
01:11:06current wife
01:11:07haven't you
01:11:08now
01:11:09now there's a
01:11:10reason to go
01:11:11to war
01:11:11gentlemen
01:11:12not some
01:11:14silly disagreement
01:11:15about
01:11:15mineral rights
01:11:18shut up
01:11:19stop laughing
01:11:20laugh at him
01:11:22not me
01:11:22they're laughing
01:11:23at you
01:11:24Stuart
01:11:25because you
01:11:25have no power
01:11:26here
01:11:27now here's
01:11:28what's going
01:11:28to happen
01:11:30secret service
01:11:31is going to
01:11:31arrest you
01:11:32and you're
01:11:32going to spend
01:11:33the next 10
01:11:34years
01:11:34in an army
01:11:35black site
01:11:37see
01:11:38now that's
01:11:39funny
01:11:41not as funny
01:11:42as a bullet
01:11:42in your face
01:11:43he's losing
01:11:44his mind
01:11:45Connor
01:11:45run
01:11:45shut up
01:11:48shut up
01:11:55don't come in
01:11:56closer
01:11:56not one move
01:11:58I want my
01:11:59government contracts
01:12:00reissued
01:12:01and I want you
01:12:02to resign
01:12:02or
01:12:04Tandy
01:12:06eats lead
01:12:07sir
01:12:08we might have a
01:12:08shot
01:12:08but there's a
01:12:09chance
01:12:09a civilian
01:12:10stand down
01:12:11stand down
01:12:14Sasha
01:12:16I'm sorry
01:12:17but I have to
01:12:18do this
01:12:20if something
01:12:20goes wrong
01:12:21just know
01:12:21I love you
01:12:23I know you
01:12:24do
01:12:31stand down
01:12:32stand
01:12:32down
01:12:36Stuart
01:12:37went that
01:12:38gun at me
01:12:38okay
01:12:40I'm the one
01:12:40you hate
01:12:41you made her
01:12:42hate me
01:12:43she won't even
01:12:44look at me
01:12:45she won't
01:12:46fuck me anymore
01:12:47man
01:12:48it's your fault
01:12:50I had the
01:12:51love
01:12:51of my life
01:12:52taken from me
01:12:54my bed
01:12:56my house
01:12:58you did that
01:12:58Stuart
01:13:00but there is
01:13:01one difference
01:13:01between you and I
01:13:03I don't think
01:13:04you have the guts
01:13:04to pull that trigger
01:13:06and me
01:13:08I've done it
01:13:09a thousand times
01:13:11no
01:13:12no no no
01:13:13he'll do it
01:13:14he'll do it
01:13:14Connor
01:13:15he killed my father
01:13:16what
01:13:25Mr. President
01:13:27sorry
01:13:28forgiveness
01:13:31you killed Tom
01:13:58oh Connor
01:14:01Connor you saved me
01:14:03I knew you still
01:14:05loved me
01:14:06don't kid yourself
01:14:07Tandy
01:14:08I was just doing
01:14:09my civic duty
01:14:13it's alright
01:14:16stand down
01:14:17stand down
01:14:27sorry about that
01:14:29interruption
01:14:32no
01:14:34you know what
01:14:36you two want peace
01:14:38the world
01:14:39demands peace
01:14:42and if anyone
01:14:43tries to fuck
01:14:43that up
01:14:44they're going to have
01:14:46to deal with me
01:14:49thank you all
01:14:50for your time today
01:15:03President Connor
01:15:05Mitchell
01:15:05it is my pleasure
01:15:07to award you
01:15:09the war peace prize
01:15:11for your incredible
01:15:12diplomacy
01:15:13between
01:15:14Prezan
01:15:15and Tarkov
01:15:21congratulations
01:15:22congratulations
01:15:22I love you
01:15:24you're wrong
01:15:25Connor still loves me
01:15:27I can feel it
01:15:31you gotta let him go
01:15:32sweetheart
01:15:33no
01:15:34no
01:15:35he just has to
01:15:35finish his job
01:15:36for his country
01:15:37and then he'll
01:15:38come back to me
01:15:38I know it
01:15:41you'll all see
01:15:50congratulations
01:15:51congratulations
01:15:51I love you
01:15:52thank you
01:15:56however
01:15:58all credit
01:15:59is really due
01:16:00to my beautiful wife
01:16:02the mastermind
01:16:04behind the truth
01:16:12I have a message
01:16:14for the world
01:16:16peace
01:16:17is not easy
01:16:20sometimes it requires
01:16:22letting go
01:16:24setting aside
01:16:25old baggage
01:16:26and moving forwards
01:16:29towards a new
01:16:31better world
01:16:32thank you
01:16:34thank you
01:16:36so
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