00:00Hello, it is I, old Sylvia, and this is what your life will look like once you are old and
00:05decrepit like I am.
00:06Sylvia, you're in your mid-20s.
00:08Hello? Who is this? A fiend, perhaps? Tell me where you are, fiend! Show yourself so I know where to
00:15point these at!
00:17Pass me my dentures, will ya?
00:19These aren't yours.
00:20They are, too! I won them fair and square!
00:23I live by the motto, never say no to wine before it is bedtime.
00:28Reminds me of when I used to do keg stands.
00:31That was yesterday!
00:32Get off my land, you fiend! I don't know you!
00:44Um, I have to be careful and give her enough attention, or else she will...
00:50At my age, there is one easy tactic I always use to get out of trouble.
00:54Excuse me, ma'am. You can't park there.
00:58Ma'am?
01:01Oh, man, I forgot my wallet at home.
01:04Sylvia, would you mind lending me...
01:09They made me leave my ID, and I had to drive all the way home to get my wallet.
01:14Oh, come on!
01:23Loser!
01:23Loser!
01:24Loser!
Comments