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00:00:14Should we begin India's god later and let's go

00:00:38Okay, bro, I have another question. Would you rather?

00:00:41Supreme Court observed that such language is not acceptable. Supreme Court pulled

00:00:46India's got leeted professional perverts and full-time idiots

00:00:50How people would like to f**k me

00:00:52Mary family of my friends

00:00:54Controversial comedians

00:00:55The police are now going to come to the house

00:00:57The police are going to come to the house

00:00:58The police are going to come to the house

00:01:00The police are going to come to the house

00:01:00You should have to leave the house

00:01:07And people who buy tickets to listen to all this stuff for

00:01:11They buy tickets and they go to these shows and they sit and listen and they clap for these

00:01:16Whatever this is, I don't know if these are even jokes

00:01:24Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage

00:01:28Samai Ragnar

00:01:53How much work?

00:01:54Oh, what's up?

00:01:55Bangalore!

00:01:59What a lie, sir.

00:02:02Every time you have a laugh, tell them all you have to come to the house

00:02:04Everyone is here

00:02:07Everybody is here

00:02:08My little laugh for our opening act

00:02:14What did you think of that set?

00:02:17He was so nervous in the backstage.

00:02:22You know, my favorite hobby is just

00:02:24to see a big show before the backstage opening act.

00:02:28I'm enjoying it.

00:02:31I feel so cute.

00:02:34I asked myself, how many people are today?

00:02:37I said, some 11-12 people.

00:02:38Excited.

00:02:39Yes, why?

00:02:40It's fun.

00:02:41You know, they have dreams in their eyes.

00:02:48They get excited with stand-up.

00:02:51They have hopes and dreams.

00:02:52One day, I will become a main act.

00:02:54Wow!

00:02:55It's so cute to me, you know.

00:02:57Because I was like that.

00:03:00There is one day.

00:03:04There is one day.

00:03:34Today,

00:03:45In my own days,

00:03:47I am rich.

00:03:47I'm rich.

00:03:48I am rich.

00:03:50I am rich.

00:03:59Your biceps man showed the monk who sold my Ferrari.

00:04:15Three F.I.R. are my friends.

00:04:19I always knew that one day will be F.I.R. will be a F.I.R.

00:04:29I always knew that one day will be a F.I.R.

00:04:37I didn't say anything in the episode.

00:04:39He was sitting in the bed.

00:04:43We are in Kashmir Crossfire.

00:04:46Oh, my God.

00:05:02Oh, my God.

00:05:03Oh, my God.

00:05:12celebrations, celebrities, Sunil Paal. Sunil Paal was saying, tell them to learn from Kapil Sharma. Kapil Sharma was coming to

00:05:27the next episode.

00:05:36Kapil Sharma was coming to the same message. Love your show. Big fan of the show. What a timing you

00:05:40have.

00:05:40This Sunil Paal was coming to the same place. What was going on? All the irrelevant people trying to get

00:05:47some limelight by kicking the fucking dead at that time.

00:05:50Man, he was coming to the same place. I was shocked, man. I love that guy's music.

00:05:57He was coming to the same place in 2 minutes. He was coming to the same place in the show.

00:06:02He was coming to the same place. He said, I'm not going to the same place.

00:06:07Who called you, brother?

00:06:11He was coming to the same place. He was coming to the same place.

00:06:18What a thing!

00:06:19Shakti Maan really? Shakti Maan से कैसे लडेंगे लडेंगे यार?

00:06:24Sorry Shakti Maan.

00:06:28Shakti Maan कह रहा था, क्या असर पड़ेगा इनके content का बच्चों पे?

00:06:36I don't know

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00:06:53you have a moral

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00:06:55shakti man

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00:07:02fucking joke

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00:07:06I couldn't believe

00:07:08it the scale

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00:07:29people

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00:07:31I have done

00:07:32I have done

00:07:33I have done

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00:07:37I remember

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00:07:42how do I know

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00:07:55Unnka bhi Twitter hai, par mein tab aadi neend mein tha, toh mein sab ko reply karne lag gaya, aur

00:08:05pandera bies lalkiyon ko toh funny funny reply likhe wane hai.

00:08:10Chaar paanch ko likha, meinne tumhari maa ka bohsuda.

00:08:19I am sorry.

00:08:22There you have it, I am sorry about that.

00:08:24I was just naive, I thought I am being some cool guy.

00:08:27I kuch kar diya, meinne hak diya.

00:08:30Ab ladkia naraz ho gayi meri pe, wun chillane lag gai Twitter pe, ki hum isko cancel karenge.

00:08:34Toh meinne ka, meinni dartha hoon cancel culture se.

00:08:37I will show you what a true comedian is.

00:08:40Tab tak right wing se nahi hoa tha nah mein.

00:08:45Mujhe lagta tha, yehi hai cancel culture.

00:08:47Ladkiaan kuch ulta sida boleegi.

00:08:48Wo aur badak gai.

00:08:50Boleh yeh comedians kuch bhi bol deete hai.

00:08:52Inko koi seza nahi milti.

00:08:53There has to be some accountability.

00:08:55This is not fair.

00:08:56But mein bata du, aisa nahi hai.

00:08:59Every time a comedian, a public figure hurts people by saying something,

00:09:03you lose that person that you have hurt from your audience forever.

00:09:08That is the punishment you get.

00:09:10Because of how I behaved with those four women on the internet,

00:09:1310,000 ladkiaan ne wo dekha and now they hate Samayrana.

00:09:18For life.

00:09:19Ab mein chahe kuch bhi kar leo.

00:09:21Mein cancer ka ilaj nikal do.

00:09:24Wo, 10,000 ladkiaan boleengi, yeh behen ka loda hai Samayrana.

00:09:29That is the punishment you get.

00:09:31Beer biceps ne bol diya kuch maabaab ke baare mein.

00:09:34Toh jo maabaab uska podcast dekhte tae aastha se,

00:09:37unka shayid dil toot jaya,

00:09:38woleh hum kabhi nahi dekhenge in sa podcast.

00:09:40That is the punishment that is fair, right?

00:09:43Yeh hoona chahiye na.

00:09:45Yeh thodi hota hai.

00:09:46Kharaab jok maara hai.

00:09:47Chun military aagai gar pe.

00:09:50Tanker aare hai, private jet udhre hai oopper.

00:09:52Dhar, missile hai, dhar, dhar.

00:09:55Itna thodi hota hai.

00:09:57It was so unfair what was happening with Beer biceps.

00:10:00Man, mein jab yeh pura dekh raha tha na,

00:10:02pura desh beer biceps ke piche laga tha.

00:10:04I decided, I will defend this guy until the fucking end.

00:10:13Par usne jok hi aisa maara na.

00:10:22Main meray ghar pe defend nahi karpaaya usko yaar.

00:10:30Meri maa din raat puchte rahti thi.

00:10:32Benta usne kya bholai?

00:10:33Mena kao mei chhođo yaar baap.

00:10:34Oh, ghatiya aadmi hai Beer biceps.

00:10:41Kya bhol diya usne biaar flow flow mein?

00:10:44Maabaap ko ch...

00:10:45Eh!

00:10:46Yaab, dhekho ki...

00:10:48Oye, kya rahe ho hai ki...

00:10:52Beer biceps ka baap ab akela bhi sota hai,

00:10:55toh anndar se kundi laga tha.

00:11:02Aksa...

00:11:03Kaise defend karthay hai itni ghatiya wad ko yaar?

00:11:06Ek toh ye baat agar kisi or nne karhi hothi na,

00:11:08Hum defend karne hii košish bhi kar sakte.

00:11:11Maen na itni gandhi baat karhi ho tii,

00:11:12Kuch nahi hota.

00:11:13Problem hai,

00:11:14Biar biceps nne pahle des saal apni image banai.

00:11:17Yoga, meditation, spirituality, sadhana,

00:11:22Then in my show, I'm telling you, what is my lund juice?

00:11:25What are you doing?

00:11:32You can't mix both of them.

00:11:35You either do yoga or lund juice.

00:11:39You've made a new asana for both of them.

00:11:45Of course, people are going to say, what did he do?

00:11:48How did he say it?

00:11:50He broke his character.

00:11:51He broke his character, right?

00:11:52See, I don't know if you know this or not.

00:11:55But you've come to my show, I'll tell you.

00:11:57Whatever you see, comedians, creators, actors, celebrities, public figures,

00:12:02you are never watching us as who we are.

00:12:06We are just playing a character on the internet.

00:12:08Because if we will be honest,

00:12:10the things we do in real life,

00:12:12if we will do it on the internet,

00:12:14there are three F.I.R.

00:12:17I am not a platform to showcase your art.

00:12:25In India, internet is a game we play to set a high score in our bank accounts.

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00:13:41I'm not a

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00:17:02I was like, I said that the first of all the people in the 70s

00:17:06saw the game.

00:17:11I was like, I'll give it to you.

00:17:14I saw the 70s of the police.

00:17:17So, the country came out.

00:17:20At that time, Pakistan has supported me.

00:17:25They said that you should start our show.

00:17:27Let's go, let's do it, brother.

00:17:29We won't cut one joke either.

00:17:32I said,

00:17:33the one you cut,

00:17:34the one you cut,

00:17:35the one you cut.

00:17:44I never wanted this level of controversy.

00:17:47I was so safe to play this internet game.

00:17:50What would I tell you?

00:17:52When you were watching the show,

00:17:53India's Got Latent,

00:17:54which you saw one hour,

00:17:56you saw one hour,

00:17:57you saw one hour as clean.

00:18:01Who saw that show live,

00:18:02who knew that show was five hours.

00:18:06Actually,

00:18:06controversial four hours,

00:18:08have you never seen it?

00:18:11Because in the show,

00:18:12there was no script.

00:18:13There was a joke in religion,

00:18:16a joke in caste,

00:18:17a joke in LGBTQ,

00:18:20a sexist,

00:18:21a joke.

00:18:48And then,

00:18:51I thought,

00:18:52why did I say that?

00:18:58I'm a big one.

00:19:00I'm a big one.

00:19:01People are laughing.

00:19:03Everyone has their own insecurity.

00:19:04And,

00:19:06people are saying,

00:19:08they will say the worst things to people.

00:19:10People have cried and left the panel midway.

00:19:13Then, I went to all the cameras,

00:19:15that tomorrow,

00:19:15some people are sitting on Twitter

00:19:16or on a podcast,

00:19:17that,

00:19:18that,

00:19:19that,

00:19:20that,

00:19:22that,

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00:19:33zap Brexit,

00:19:53That,

00:19:53that,

00:19:53the games were there.

00:19:53having a great episode. Apoorwa ek hi thi, joh woh first half ke baad roh rahi thi bhai. You guys

00:20:02know Apoorwa? That girl on that panel, dude, I entered her room, she was crying like anything,

00:20:09she couldn't be crying harder. I went and I said, Apoorwa? What have I said? My first thought

00:20:18yeah hi rata hai. May nahi kuch bholah rahe ga ya. Keri nene, tu ne kuch nahi bholah.

00:20:25I go, chalo, ma chalata hon pir.

00:20:31But I go, koi nene yaar, puchte hai kya ho gaye. I go, what happened? Why you crying here?

00:20:35Keri, it's okay, you go, I'll be fine. I go, aray, bata na, what happened? Keri, sammye tu jana,

00:20:40it's okay. I go, Apoorwa, tu myri guest hai. May tera host ho. Agar tu muje

00:20:46bataayegi nahi, tujhe kya satara hai. As a host,

00:20:49may e show shuru hi nahi karunga. Tujhe bata na paadeega, trust me like a brother and tell me

00:20:53what's bothering you. Kya bola me na hai?

00:21:00And Apoorwa nene bhoot, bhoot muskir se, bhoot himmet dikhate wui,

00:21:04rothe rothe, mujhe apni insecurity, usne confess kari. Usne ka, samay,

00:21:10tum har do minute e joke mar de reho on the spot. Koi scripti nahi hai.

00:21:15May be košish kar rahi hou, par minne ye kabhi nahi kiya hai. To mujhe bhoot pressure

00:21:19feel ho raha hai, tumhari wajay se. May kuch funny bol nahi paa rahi hou.

00:21:22Ab jab hi episode bahar aayega, itinne karođo log dekhenge,

00:21:26woh mujhe gaaliyah deengge ki, isko kiyo bulaya, isne kuch funny nahi bulaa,

00:21:29mujhe bhoot gaaliy padi ki samayi, mujhe aaj aana hi nahi chahiye tha. Maybe this is not

00:21:33meant for me samayi. Maybe I'm not funny.

00:21:38Kitini emotional baat usne mujhe bata hai.

00:21:41Or jaysay usne khatam kiya na,

00:21:44Mujhe realize hua, ki mardon ko console karna hi nahi aata hai.

00:21:56What's bothering you, I'm a brother, lauda aata hai nahi kuch?

00:22:01Mujhe laga, pate wait mein dar thura hai, roh rahi hai, inno dhe dhunga kuch?

00:22:06Is mein kya bolunga, maya? Emotional baat hai thudhi aati hai.

00:22:13Emotional baat hai thudhi hoti hain, eqe develop nahi hoa humara?

00:22:17Kabhi, kubh, tumne karhi hai dhusre se ki, bhai, kaisa hai tu, lauda?

00:22:22Ander se marre honge baas, yaaah.

00:22:26Eise to jita hai mard lo, aadhe mard yahan depression me hai bhaar kar raha haa.

00:22:31Ander chal raha baap ka sapna nahi pura kar paaya yaar.

00:22:35Voh ladki sahi thi, mayhi chutya nikal gaya usse yaar.

00:22:38Pata nahi kaha hooggi, woh bhaag raha.

00:22:41Ye toh naatak karte hai, ham pura time hai na, ham mard hai, ham hum thudhi emotion dikhayenge na, dabao

00:22:46ander.

00:22:46Aham, mard huon mein hain.

00:22:48Kya hai yeh zindagi baai?

00:22:50Mayne bhi haga, mayne koi santa admi, mayne bhi haga hi.

00:22:53Apoorwa ne itni emotional baat boli mujhe, usne rohote rohote bohla, samay.

00:22:58I don't think I am funny.

00:23:00May ka, Apoorwa?

00:23:07You are right.

00:23:13Mere kehne ka yeh matlab tha, joh mena sko samjhaya, ki dhek, you are not funny because you are not

00:23:19a comedian.

00:23:20I am a professional comedian.

00:23:22May ee rose karna.

00:23:23That's why I am funny.

00:23:25Joh mein kar sakta hoon, woh tu naihi kar sakti.

00:23:27Joh tu kar sakti hai, woh kisko karna hai?

00:23:31She.

00:23:35I am funny.

00:23:37Mayne usko hasane ke chakkar mein na or ula diya ho.

00:23:42Mujhe laga hasdeegi, ispe wo bhaiha bhaiha kar kar honne laggi phir ho.

00:23:45Toh woh chupi naihi hui yaar.

00:23:47Toh phir mein chupuha.

00:23:50Toh woh bhi chupuha.

00:23:52Toh mein chupi raha phir.

00:23:54Mayne ka, may chupi raha sa hii hui yaha pere.

00:23:57Mayne ka, chala apurva koji naihi, aasu pounch, shiir putar hai tu.

00:24:00Or mein bhaag gya oopper.

00:24:02Ab meinne second half shurru kiya shokra.

00:24:05Second half mein eek performer aya bhai.

00:24:09Eek gwalier ka rapper.

00:24:13Usnei kari, wohi batae,

00:24:15Joh karatay hain.

00:24:18Gwalier ke rapper.

00:24:21Kuch tu tu meh mein ho gayi, uski apurva se,

00:24:23Ek dussre ko kuch ulta sida bolne laggi.

00:24:25Usnei usko bol diya,

00:24:27Mayne teri vajainah mein sensation kar dhunga.

00:24:29Kuch ghadiyah baat kar diya.

00:24:31And, ab mujhe poora context hai.

00:24:34Yeh bichai rohri thi baihke nii che,

00:24:36Isko kuch comeback nahi a raha hai,

00:24:37Kuch funny bolne ko nahi ho raha hai,

00:24:38Isko roasting nahi aati hai.

00:24:40Toh ab mujhe hi kuch karna padhe ga.

00:24:41Itni gandhi baat thudhi sun ke lehi,

00:24:43My guest.

00:24:43I am the professional comedian,

00:24:45I am the man of the room.

00:24:46I have to handle this.

00:24:47Mayne ne maik uthaya,

00:24:48Uska comeback dhenne ke liye.

00:24:54Or, kuch suja hi nahi mujhe.

00:24:57Kabhi professional bhi freeze ho jata hai.

00:25:00Mayne nha ka,

00:25:01Koi nahi edit se hata dhunga ye baat.

00:25:04Itne, mayne dhekha,

00:25:06Apoorva nne bade casually maik uthaai.

00:25:08Bola, tu ne kabhi vajainah dhekhi bhi ye,

00:25:10Kaya pahida honne ke baat se,

00:25:11Lovde.

00:25:16Meri jo gaandh jali bhai.

00:25:18Mere jo gaandh jali bhai.

00:25:22Kameh day kyun nahi bola ye wala.

00:25:27Ye bhi hata dhuun ga edit se.

00:25:35Badi jelesi hui yaar.

00:25:36Kya punchline maari usne.

00:25:38What a fucking comeback to have in that moment man.

00:25:40Chaar comedian fail kar diye usne.

00:25:42I was very jealous.

00:25:43But I was so proud of her also.

00:25:45Because what a comeback to have in that moment.

00:25:47Kuch cheize hoti hai na yaar.

00:25:49Woh life mein layers mein hoti hai.

00:25:52Surface level chhodo na yaar.

00:25:53Apoorva, rapper.

00:25:55That was not the moment.

00:25:56The moment was deeper bigger than that.

00:25:58It was not Apoorva giving comeback to a rapper from Gwalior.

00:26:02It was a woman standing up for herself and winning against a man.

00:26:11By this patriarchal set up mein.

00:26:14Jahaan koi expect nahi karta.

00:26:15Or to go kuch bholna.

00:26:16Us ladki ne usi ki bhashah mein us ki gaan maar di.

00:26:19She won.

00:26:20He lost.

00:26:21It was a powerful moment.

00:26:23Mere ko goose bumps a gae yaar.

00:26:25It was like jab.

00:26:26Lagaan mein kachrane ball spin ka ra li hai.

00:26:31Menei woh party popper liya.

00:26:33Apoorva ke sar pe phoda.

00:26:34Menei ka yeah.

00:26:36Humari chhori chhoro se kam hai kya?

00:26:41Teen F.I.R.

00:26:47That is the price of women standing up for themselves.

00:26:54Agar mein ye episode dobarah edit kar paataan.

00:26:58I would still keep her comeback in because I think she killed it man.

00:27:02I think she fucking killed it.

00:27:03Come.

00:27:06I think she was like this episode.

00:27:10I am going to sleep now.

00:27:11I am going to sleep now with the sleep of my sleep.

00:27:12I am going to sleep now with the dark circle.

00:27:14I am going to sleep now with the dark circle.

00:27:15What the fuck?

00:27:15It was so good my life was going to January.

00:27:18So I am going to do every video on YouTube.

00:27:195 crore view.

00:27:206 crore view.

00:27:22Every 30th reel is on Instagram.

00:27:24Every podcast about me.

00:27:25I am talking about it.

00:27:26I am in the thumbnail.

00:27:27Every celebrity wants to meet me.

00:27:29I am going to sleep now with the other comedians.

00:27:31I am going to sleep now with the other comedians.

00:27:33Oh!

00:27:35Oh!

00:27:36Oh!

00:27:38Oh!

00:27:41Oh!

00:27:43Oh!

00:27:44Oh!

00:28:03Oh!

00:28:05Oh!

00:28:11Oh!

00:28:20Oh!

00:28:21Oh!

00:28:23Oh!

00:28:26Oh!

00:28:27Oh!

00:28:28Oh!

00:28:30Oh!

00:28:31Oh!

00:28:32Oh!

00:28:35Oh!

00:28:38Oh!

00:28:39that was 5 hours of footage,

00:28:41I was cutting myself,

00:28:42I was cutting myself,

00:28:43I was cutting myself,

00:28:44I was cutting myself,

00:28:45I was cutting myself,

00:28:46so I asked a question,

00:28:53that time,

00:28:54if you have such a brain,

00:28:59then you have

00:29:01the biceps of the

00:29:02grossly

00:29:03cut out

00:29:03why not edit?

00:29:08I will tell you,

00:29:09I will tell you,

00:29:11I will tell you,

00:29:13in that episode,

00:29:14Beer Biceps,

00:29:16that question,

00:29:188 times,

00:29:24and beyond that,

00:29:31I will tell you,

00:29:33there were also many questions,

00:29:37so when I saw the edit,

00:29:39I said,

00:29:40I have been saying,

00:29:41I'm like,

00:29:44I have to say,

00:29:45I will tell you,

00:29:46I will tell you,

00:29:47I will tell you,

00:29:50I will tell you,

00:30:00I didn't know that it would be the pandemic of 1%

00:30:08Our flight landed in Seattle

00:30:11Three days later, my friends were in Seattle

00:30:14We went out, I and Balraj

00:30:16Balraj is my best friend

00:30:18He comes everywhere

00:30:19He comes everywhere

00:30:20He doesn't respect his family

00:30:27Two little kids

00:30:29I'm out and I'm out

00:30:38We went to the hotel room

00:30:39I have uploaded a episode for members only

00:30:42In the first day, nothing happened

00:30:44Membership is increasing

00:30:45Comments are good

00:30:47In the second morning, a little hate came out

00:30:50On Twitter, there was a clip of his family

00:30:52I was reading some stories

00:30:53I said, okay, it's a usual cycle

00:30:55In the third morning, my show's morning

00:30:59Balraj has taken me from sleep

00:31:00I said, time

00:31:02It's gone

00:31:03I said, what's going on?

00:31:07I said, what's going on?

00:31:08People don't like it

00:31:10I said, why are you watching his podcast?

00:31:19I said, what's going on

00:31:20I put a cum

00:31:20And he said, I was talking

00:31:22About your show

00:31:22What he said

00:31:23He's talking about Twitter

00:31:24What's going on?

00:31:25I was reading it

00:31:28So, I'm seeing

00:31:28Beard of biceps

00:31:29number one

00:31:30trend

00:31:30and

00:31:32I was

00:31:33number two

00:31:35so

00:31:35first

00:31:36my

00:31:36mouth

00:31:37is

00:31:37number two

00:31:38I'm

00:31:39number two

00:31:39I'm

00:31:40number one

00:31:40I'm

00:31:41beer

00:31:41I'm

00:31:42all

00:31:42around

00:31:42trending

00:31:42I'm

00:31:44full

00:31:44ignore

00:31:44because

00:31:45now

00:31:46I'm

00:31:46to

00:31:47have

00:31:47people

00:31:47out

00:31:48trade

00:31:49cycle

00:31:493

00:31:50days

00:31:50people

00:31:50will

00:31:504

00:31:51days

00:31:51people

00:31:51will

00:31:525

00:31:53days

00:31:53their boss

00:31:54says

00:31:54come

00:31:55make

00:31:55excel

00:31:55sheet

00:31:55I said

00:31:57I had

00:31:57so many

00:31:58time

00:31:58for people

00:31:58that

00:31:59it

00:31:59will

00:32:00go away

00:32:01I said

00:32:02what is

00:32:02going on

00:32:03news

00:32:03on this

00:32:04about

00:32:04I said

00:32:06what is

00:32:07what is

00:32:07going on

00:32:08answer

00:32:10what is

00:32:10the question

00:32:11I

00:32:13opened

00:32:14YouTube

00:32:14live

00:32:15a

00:32:15channel

00:32:15news

00:32:16channel

00:32:16on

00:32:16Indian

00:32:17media

00:32:17these

00:32:18influencers

00:32:19are

00:32:20our

00:32:20country

00:32:21these

00:32:22are

00:32:22the

00:32:22influencers

00:32:23shame on them ugly news

00:32:25they can YouTube live

00:32:26they are also doing

00:32:27these people

00:32:2822 brigades

00:32:29our nation's young people

00:32:30this was the entire narrative

00:32:33we are the country

00:32:35we are the country

00:32:36shame on media

00:32:38we are the country

00:32:41we are the country

00:32:42we are the country

00:32:43we are the country

00:32:43we are the entertainers

00:32:45people will stop laughing

00:32:47people will start asking questions

00:32:48people will start asking

00:32:53people will start asking questions

00:32:56people to have a hard experience

00:32:57I don't know

00:32:57they are the country

00:32:58if we are just

00:33:00we are the people

00:33:02who are constantly

00:33:04same team

00:33:10friendly fire

00:33:12who are working on

00:33:14media

00:33:15still

00:33:15we are just

00:33:17three days

00:33:19I am going to die in a few days, then something else will be burned in the country, then they

00:33:22will be burned there, and they will be burned there.

00:33:25It's such a big country, there's nothing to be burned there.

00:33:28That was two weeks ago, nothing happened to me.

00:33:35Udith Narayan had also closed the puppy.

00:33:37I stopped the car.

00:33:42Take a puppy.

00:33:44Then he goes to show.

00:33:46What are you doing?

00:33:47Hindu, Muslim brothers and brothers were going two weeks.

00:33:50There was no train.

00:33:52Nothing.

00:33:53We were running from the new cycle.

00:33:55We were going to show.

00:33:57We were going to show.

00:33:59We were going to show.

00:34:02The first show,

00:34:03I was playing chess.

00:34:04I was playing chess.

00:34:06Someone gave me a photo.

00:34:07I shared it in my story.

00:34:10Playing chess. Show time.

00:34:13I'm going to show.

00:34:15This story was on every news channel.

00:34:18This is chess?

00:34:22This is all.

00:34:23This is chess?

00:34:25This is in India.

00:34:26This is chess?

00:34:27The first time,

00:34:32I started to play.

00:34:34Because,

00:34:34at night

00:34:35I would have to play poker.

00:34:38I was going to play poker.

00:34:43I asked that.

00:34:44I asked that.

00:34:44Me you were just speaking.

00:34:46You know me

00:34:47I was going to see.

00:34:52And at night

00:35:00I said it was not a place for you.

00:35:02So I have to cancel my life's biggest US tour.

00:35:05So I will come to a lot of losses.

00:35:08So our team has decided that the worst case scenario,

00:35:12if India has to be able to cancel the show,

00:35:14how much losses I have to bear?

00:35:178 crore rupees.

00:35:21I swear to God,

00:35:23how much money in that time was in the total savings?

00:35:288 crore rupees.

00:35:34I got 4.

00:35:35I said, oh fuck!

00:35:37There's a possibility,

00:35:38for so many years,

00:35:39everything goes to shit.

00:35:41What will I do?

00:35:42My life savings are.

00:35:43I had to make a house.

00:35:44I had so much anxiety.

00:35:47In general, I suffered from anxiety.

00:35:49I had so much anxiety in the back stage.

00:35:51I was working on the second show before.

00:35:53My heart was broken.

00:35:54My heart was broken.

00:35:55My heart was broken.

00:35:56My heart was broken.

00:35:56I said,

00:35:57I was broken.

00:35:58I told him to tell him.

00:35:58I said,

00:35:59I have a lot of anxiety.

00:36:01I have no ability to console.

00:36:04Cause I'm alone.

00:36:11I Roll.

00:36:19My heart was broken.

00:36:21I'll poke on myself.

00:36:22And think of anything.

00:36:26I'll drive my head my head back to you.

00:36:27I know what actually still happens.

00:36:30I told them too.

00:36:32I did not nail my head.

00:36:34I do not nail my head back.

00:36:34brothers, listen to me, listen to me.

00:36:36When someone feels like a girl, they don't want advice.

00:36:39They want a hug. They want you to say,

00:36:41water, you want water, how are you feeling? Ask, don't give.

00:36:45Hug gave me all my friends,

00:36:46all the messages are giving me advice.

00:36:48My therapist had a message,

00:36:51this month free.

00:36:57I had a message to a therapist,

00:36:58I said, ma'am, I have a lot of anxiety,

00:37:00people are saying, India, go, India,

00:37:02I have a heart attack, I have a heart attack,

00:37:04please don't say anything,

00:37:05I don't understand what I should do.

00:37:07I said, please, please calm down, you are having an anxiety attack.

00:37:11You take some deep breaths,

00:37:12a little box breathing,

00:37:13take a breath, leave your mouth,

00:37:15go to your hotel room, take a shower with warm water,

00:37:18and go to sleep.

00:37:20I said, I have to come on stage,

00:37:22it's my second show.

00:37:23I said, are you crazy?

00:37:25Please cancel the show, you cannot go on stage like this.

00:37:28I said, are you crazy?

00:37:30I will cancel the show,

00:37:31I will cancel a little bit.

00:37:33The value of the dollar is increasing.

00:37:36I said,

00:37:36you please understand,

00:37:38you cannot go on stage with so much anxiety,

00:37:41you have to understand.

00:37:42If you go on stage like this,

00:37:45then the audience will see you on your face,

00:37:47the first thing,

00:37:48that you are getting hurt.

00:37:50One time the audience will see you on your face,

00:37:52that you are getting hurt,

00:37:53after that,

00:37:54you will kill a good joke.

00:37:55They will not laugh at it,

00:37:57because they will be concerned for you.

00:37:59And then,

00:37:59that will play on your mind,

00:38:02you will go into a spiral.

00:38:05suddenly I'm caught.

00:38:08I said,

00:38:09I have got negative to it.

00:38:12I like it,

00:38:14I have to get the money that fairly powder,

00:38:15he will inflation.

00:38:17how much harm are you?

00:38:22How much harm?

00:38:24The difference is how I have seguridad.

00:38:25It will be seen on your face.

00:38:27Please.

00:38:29Professional Comedian.

00:38:33Nothing can be seen on your face.

00:38:36I went to Andhra Pradesh.

00:38:39Is there anyone in Andhra Pradesh?

00:38:42Yes.

00:38:43The worst experience of my life.

00:38:50Worst experience of my life.

00:38:54My mom and dad got married in Kashmir.

00:38:57They were living a great life in the early 90s.

00:39:01And my father had a very good post in the media.

00:39:04He earned 15,000 rupees.

00:39:05And he was a news reporter.

00:39:08A very well respected guy.

00:39:10And then there was a militancy.

00:39:12There was a lot of separatism.

00:39:14You all know what happened.

00:39:16And then they had to leave the valley in early 90s.

00:39:19In 1991.

00:39:20My mom and dad left Kashmir.

00:39:21They went to Delhi.

00:39:22But they didn't have a mind there.

00:39:24Because you grew up in one place.

00:39:26You have everything attached.

00:39:27Your friends.

00:39:28Your house.

00:39:28Your homeland.

00:39:29They went back in 96.

00:39:31In 97.

00:39:32I was born.

00:39:33And in 98.

00:39:35We went to our house.

00:39:37And he had to leave for his family for our safety.

00:39:40And he left.

00:39:41And in search of a new private job.

00:39:43He landed in Hyderabad.

00:39:44And my father's dream.

00:39:46To put me in the best school of Hyderabad.

00:39:49There was a school.

00:39:50There was a school.

00:39:51There was a school.

00:39:51There was a school called a national time castle.

00:39:53There was a school.

00:39:55There was a school.

00:39:57There was a school.

00:39:58Which fees.

00:39:5950,000 rupees semester.

00:40:01There was no time for us.

00:40:03There was no time for us.

00:40:03But Papa has worked for eight or ten years.

00:40:06No sick leave.

00:40:07Complete grind.

00:40:08Company mein.

00:40:09Unko better offers hai.

00:40:10He still stayed loyal.

00:40:11He did his work.

00:40:12Very diligently.

00:40:13And finally when I was in 7th grade.

00:40:15He could afford.

00:40:16And he put me in that school of his dreams.

00:40:17And I went to that school.

00:40:24Or pehle hi din.

00:40:25Pita mein o school.

00:40:28Kyunki mein fiti ni ni ho paaya vahan pe.

00:40:31Vahan sab telgu bachche hai.

00:40:33Unki gang hai ban chuki hai.

00:40:34Seventh grade tak.

00:40:35Mein suddenly koi niya bachcha aagya hai.

00:40:38Alag dikhra hou.

00:40:38Alag baat karra hou.

00:40:40And dude.

00:40:40They just fucking bullied me for years.

00:40:43In that school.

00:40:44And I just did not understand why.

00:40:46Maybe because I was just the different kid.

00:40:48Akela gora bachcha chamakra hou.

00:40:54Mere saath racism hua hai.

00:40:59Koi manega ye baat.

00:41:01Lohg bolta hai hai nahi yaar.

00:41:03Kailo ke saath nahi karna chahiye.

00:41:04Ghoro ke saath bhi nahi karna chahiye ba.

00:41:09Racism and discrimination is not about who's the darker skin.

00:41:13It's about who's the most different kid.

00:41:14Who's most unlike you.

00:41:16And I was that kid.

00:41:17And for fucking years.

00:41:19The first whole week.

00:41:20Woh rubber band sir.

00:41:21Kuch paper bana ke.

00:41:22Meri aankh mein maar djeti thai.

00:41:23Meri snack shura late.

00:41:24Meri kabhi kitab phaar djeti thai.

00:41:26Meri koi crush hoti thi.

00:41:27Mijn uske saamne.

00:41:28Kuch baat karne koishish karta tha.

00:41:29Uske saamne zaleel kar djeti thai.

00:41:31Kya bashta meri paas.

00:41:32No self confidence.

00:41:33Nothing.

00:41:33It used to frighten me.

00:41:34To go to that school.

00:41:36Kabhi hafte mein meri papa ek baar bholta thai.

00:41:38May tumhe pick up karne aunga.

00:41:39School.

00:41:40May kasam se bata ho.

00:41:42Mujhe sharam hati thi.

00:41:43Ki meri papa ki.

00:41:44Agar maruti 800 koi baccha dekh leega na.

00:41:46To agle din phir zaleel karne ge.

00:41:49Toh mein papa ko bolta thai.

00:41:50Papa.

00:41:50Ab bhaar wo ice cream shop hai na.

00:41:52Uske paas park karne na.

00:41:53Mijn ice cream kha ke aunga.

00:41:54Mujhe bhout pasen dhe.

00:41:55Vahaan ki ice cream.

00:41:56Meri daant sensitive hai.

00:42:00Par kya bolta papa ko.

00:42:01Ki ye gaadi matla ho indar.

00:42:02O kaat nahi iz gaadi ki aane ki.

00:42:03Unpe kya bittti bhai.

00:42:05Unka sapna tha hai.

00:42:06I couldn't break his heart like that.

00:42:08And if I would.

00:42:09Toh.

00:42:10Voh bhi peette hi.

00:42:14Yehaan bhi pittu hon.

00:42:14Vohan bhi pittu.

00:42:17Mammi ko kuch bol dita.

00:42:18Voh kya karti.

00:42:19Voh fass jati.

00:42:20Mere or papa ke beech me.

00:42:21Mijn unko bolta.

00:42:22Please papa ko mat pata na.

00:42:23Then she would have that guilt.

00:42:25Toh mein chupa hi leta tha.

00:42:27Mijn pit ke out tha school mein.

00:42:29Puri school bas roote rahta tha.

00:42:31Bait ke akela.

00:42:31Bas roote rahta tha.

00:42:32Shirt phti hoi hoti thi.

00:42:33Mijn utar tha tha bus stop pe.

00:42:35Mere maa khadhi hoti thi.

00:42:36Bade innocently puchhti thi.

00:42:37Kaisa ra beeta tira din?

00:42:41Mijn ka hee.

00:42:44Crazy.

00:42:46Kheri hee.

00:42:47Shirt kaise phth gai thi.

00:42:48Mijn ka woh hum.

00:42:50Cricket khel rye toh tu meh gir gaya.

00:42:52Khritni zor se.

00:42:53Mijn ka aasa hi toh ho ta hai dost hume.

00:42:56Dost nahin tha ki aapte kabhi.

00:42:58Toh bolte di chalo meh raashirvaad tumhahre saath hai.

00:43:01Mijn na kaah.

00:43:02Mijn na kaah.

00:43:02Mijn nae meri maa ko nahi dhekne diye.

00:43:03Kabhi meri chehre pere emotions.

00:43:05Audience ko laura dikh jayega kujhin ko.

00:43:19Second show se pahle.

00:43:20Mijn bhout gabra hai hua tha.

00:43:22Mijn thodi saanse lenni ki kooshish karra tha.

00:43:24Itne meh mera naam chilla diya hunne.

00:43:25Give it up for Samai Rana.

00:43:27Mijn nae ka yeh.

00:43:29Logo nae ka yeh.

00:43:32Mijn nae ka yeh.

00:43:33Mijn nae ka yeh, yeh.

00:43:35Voh dherh ganhta kaise perform kiya hai.

00:43:38Mujhe hi pata hai.

00:43:38I'm so proud of myself.

00:43:40Nobody in that room could tell.

00:43:46Nobody could tell.

00:43:48I was just performing out of memory.

00:43:50Mujhe pata tha.

00:43:51Kahan pause lena hai.

00:43:52Kaan se jok me.

00:43:53Kahan smile karni hai.

00:43:54Just fucking faking it.

00:43:56Log chilla raha hai.

00:43:56We are with you.

00:43:57Mijn ka no need.

00:44:00I am doing great.

00:44:01I am doing great.

00:44:03Mmmmm.

00:44:04Voh shoh nipta ya.

00:44:05Thank you guys.

00:44:06That was my time.

00:44:07Sab nae khada huye chilla hai.

00:44:08I'ma ka yeh yeh yeh.

00:44:09Utraa stage se bahaar balraaj se phone liya.

00:44:12I'ma nae zohr se to check what has happened.

00:44:14Dude, mera phone garam ho chuka tha.

00:44:16I was getting calls and calls and messages from random people.

00:44:20I realized that mera number liko chuka tha baiden.

00:44:23Ulti sidi galiaan ari hai hai.

00:44:25Death threats ari hai.

00:44:26Mere parents ki photo bejra hai.

00:44:27Koyi dhamki deh raha hai ki jahan dikhe ga bahi maar denge.

00:44:30Bohut bohut.

00:44:31It escalated like anything that evening.

00:44:34Mere Instagram ke last post pe bies hazaar comment ho gaye.

00:44:38Aur ab to woh jhande wale bhi a gaye jo.

00:44:41Woh jho jhanda leke aate hain baad baad pe.

00:44:43Woh triangle wala.

00:44:45Inse meri phatti hai bhai.

00:44:48Kiyonki inko to excel sheet bhi nhi banan hi agledi.

00:44:57Mainhe kaw balraj bhai.

00:44:58Mainai agar yei sab dekhone baeh jahongga na.

00:45:00I will lose my mind my pura US tour hai.

00:45:02Maina phone ban kar raha hou.

00:45:03Aap pura monitor karo.

00:45:05Unlest kuch crazy hota hai.

00:45:06Don't tell me.

00:45:07And kasino ke liye bang book karo.

00:45:11I said, I want to distract him, brother.

00:45:13I want to distract him, I want to play poker, I feel good.

00:45:15I said, cab book, cab book, don't talk to me with this.

00:45:18I said, dun-dun-dun-dun.

00:45:19I closed the phone, they took the cab book to the casino.

00:45:23Punjabi driver came.

00:45:25We forgot, the world is everywhere, Indian.

00:45:28We canceled it, we got another one.

00:45:30Then a Punjabi driver came.

00:45:33Where is an Indian criminal, brother?

00:45:40I said, let's sit, now we're sitting in the cab.

00:45:45He also noticed, uncle, he said,

00:45:47I said, my son?

00:45:49I said, yes, son.

00:45:51He said, everything is okay.

00:45:54I said, we won't do this.

00:45:59He said, see, see, see.

00:46:03He took the casino, there are two watchmen out there,

00:46:07both Indian.

00:46:07And the restaurant Indian chala raha hai, waiter Indian hai,

00:46:11patte Indian baant raha hai, kya chal raha hai?

00:46:15Christopher Columbus ne 8 saal apni jana marvai thi.

00:46:19Kahan hai Indians?

00:46:20Kabhi ship leke idhar gaya, kabhi ship leke idhar.

00:46:23Aray Indians kahan hai bhai?

00:46:25Neche dhek, teri ship india ni chala raha hai, wait ke.

00:46:36I said, fuck it, I'm a mask la ke bed ga and the poker table pe,

00:46:40a Gujarati dealer tha, usne diye dho patte, khara patte.

00:46:51I said, bro, I just came to play some poker.

00:46:58I said, bro, what's going on in the news?

00:47:00I said, bro, you play poker, patte dhe na.

00:47:03I said, bro, this is very wrong with you.

00:47:05I said, bro, this is very wrong with you.

00:47:08I said, bro, you play poker, you play poker.

00:47:10I said, bro, bro, this is not a legend with you.

00:47:14This was a charm with you.

00:47:21I said, bro, my brother,

00:47:24he hit the ball.

00:47:28You're driving my car, you're driving me.

00:47:31You're driving me.

00:47:32I said, bro, two minutes, I said, bro,

00:47:35you're driving me, you're driving me, you're driving me.

00:47:36I said, bro, what happened?

00:47:39He said, you don't know what happened?

00:47:45He said, he has three FIRs on him.

00:47:52I said, what?

00:48:32I said, bro, this is either.

00:48:33Like, I saw an appbury network.

00:48:33I did it. Dude, when I saw that CM did FIR, my heart sank like anything.

00:48:42I got so scared, I could not believe that the CM is against me, the media is against me, politicians

00:48:48are against me.

00:48:49Other fans have turned on me, they are making memes and trolls.

00:48:52I swear to God, I feel like I am in a dream.

00:48:58This is not the real world. I swear, this is all dream.

00:49:02I am watching things and I am unable to see if it is real or not.

00:49:07I am touching them to see. Am I in a dream? What is happening?

00:49:10It is the worst state to be in.

00:49:12It is called psychosis.

00:49:14Some people can't come out of this state.

00:49:16I got so scared, I am trying to understand.

00:49:20I got so scared.

00:49:22Balraza saw me and said, bro, are you okay?

00:49:24I said, bro, I am not getting into the understanding.

00:49:26I said, bro, this too shall...

00:49:29I said, you are okay, bro.

00:49:32You are okay, you are okay.

00:49:34You are okay.

00:49:35I said, you are okay.

00:49:37I am immediately realized that I am alive.

00:49:40I am with you.

00:49:42I am with you.

00:49:44I am with you.

00:49:45I was on the phone.

00:49:45I said, I am with you.

00:49:47I am with you.

00:49:48I am with you.

00:49:48I am not understanding what is happening.

00:49:49I am with you.

00:49:50I am with you.

00:49:50I have a miss call.

00:49:51So I called him back.

00:49:53God!

00:49:54Yeah!

00:49:55First call to Tanmay Bhat.

00:49:57I said, I'm gonna learn something from AIB.

00:50:01He said,

00:50:02Now listen to my thoughts, listen to my attention.

00:50:04India is a country of contacts.

00:50:07Here, contacts come from here.

00:50:09You just look at this, who is the biggest contact?

00:50:12If any of you have a mentor,

00:50:14take his hand and say,

00:50:15Sir, please help,

00:50:16then the media will not come back.

00:50:17This is your only chance.

00:50:19If the media will be at home,

00:50:21the police will be at home,

00:50:22you have to act right now.

00:50:24Is someone with you like this,

00:50:26who has a relationship with the mentor?

00:50:29I said, is it?

00:50:32Beer biceps.

00:50:42There is no contact.

00:50:44Deepak Kalal had a message to me.

00:50:48He said, don't worry why I am with you.

00:50:50I said, this is the fear of me.

00:50:52Why don't you dare to be with me?

00:50:55He was fighting for me on the internet.

00:50:57He said, when a bad time comes,

00:51:01then I understand, who is the real friends?

00:51:05Deepak Kalal and Rakhi are the real friends.

00:51:09He is the real friends.

00:51:12He is the real friends.

00:51:13He is the real friends.

00:51:16He is the real friends.

00:51:17He is the real friends.

00:51:17I am wrong.

00:51:19He is the real friends.

00:51:20He is the real friends.

00:51:20I am the real friends.

00:51:21He asked me to be good friends.

00:51:22What is the real friends?

00:51:23Who is my friend?

00:51:23Who is the biggest one?

00:51:24On my phone, I got the most powerful contact.

00:51:27The head of the KBC team.

00:51:30When I went to KBC,

00:51:31I liked them very much.

00:51:33They gave me a number of numbers.

00:51:34They said,

00:51:34If something happens, tell me.

00:51:39I'm so desperate.

00:51:40Think about it.

00:51:41I gave them a message first.

00:51:42Sir, can you please help me, sir?

00:51:44Somewhere in this side.

00:51:45I remember that I came to KBC, sir.

00:51:46I was very happy to say, sir.

00:51:48Sir, please, do something, sir.

00:51:49Please, please, please.

00:51:52What happened?

00:51:54I said,

00:51:56You don't know what happened?

00:51:58Can I, I'm in Singapore, love?

00:52:00What's wrong?

00:52:02I said,

00:52:03Love, uh...

00:52:04I said,

00:52:12You don't know what happened?

00:52:19I said,

00:52:25You don't know what happened.

00:52:27You don't know what happened.

00:52:31So,

00:52:43I said,

00:52:44You get to a child,

00:52:44This girl is the one who's on my phone.

00:52:46I said,

00:52:47You don't know what happened.

00:52:49I said,

00:52:49You won't know what happened.

00:52:50I said,

00:52:51You got to leave it.

00:52:52I said,

00:52:52You didn't have a pet.

00:52:53You can't eat it.

00:52:53You don't have a pet.

00:52:54Oh

00:53:02Mary to him mad in you and go video based on a

00:53:06This was the best time. Oh, man. Sorry. It's okay

00:53:10Pucka dekka to rehgah. Yeah, Amitabh sir. No, you are both active right now. Oh, Twitter

00:53:16Uncomo it's not a person that I thought it's not a impression. It's not a person. It's not a person

00:53:21When I saw a woman in the news, then I thought that there was a big gun hitting me.

00:53:26I got some kind of anger.

00:53:28She called all to everyone.

00:53:30Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:53:37Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:53:39Hey! Hey! Aishwari!

00:53:54Oh

00:53:55Khun ke ultya kari hoke unho ne yaa

00:53:57Suri mancham ho gaya ho ga unke saa

00:54:01Sorry Amitab ji

00:54:04Oh man

00:54:06Wo raat the worst night of my life

00:54:10Koi contact reply nahi de raha. Koi sab log na peet dikha di apni logon ke disappearing message on ho

00:54:16goe hai

00:54:16Koi reply nahi de raha. Jho ek doh contact he who ulta dhant raha hai. Don't message us right now

00:54:21What have you done? Order lag raha hai

00:54:23Mein doh show karke marah padhahun bistr mei rath ke doh-tien bajay

00:54:28Indiya mein toh dhupair ke doh bajay hai

00:54:31Yahaan toh sab meďia walhe chao-al-wawal kha gya hai

00:54:34Kilo jules hai unki raghun mein

00:54:37Woh maar raha hai meri full energy se TRP choos raha hai merese

00:54:41Mein bas marah padhahun bed pei

00:54:43Wohanyeo ta kabhi pair pei raha yata hai rath ko, toh aise jirk saa lagta hai

00:54:46Mujhe bäťe bäťe lag raha hai jirk

00:54:48Aise aise hore. Mujhe laga merah dil kabhi bhi dharkna band ho jayega

00:54:52I was so scared just looking at YouTube lives of news channels

00:54:56Ek news minne dekhi

00:54:58Koi baba bäťha hoa ek reporter ke saath

00:55:00Woh kaya raha hai

00:55:01Aise logon ko jaan se maar de nahi sahi

00:55:05Aor reporter kaya raha hai kya baat kar di hai aapne sir

00:55:09Yee khulay aam chal raha hai

00:55:11Ek news minne dekhi

00:55:13Asam polis pahunchi samayi ke pouni walay ghar pahe

00:55:18Aor meri gaan phat gahi

00:55:22Kyaunki pouni me

00:55:23Mera koi ghar hi nahi

00:55:29Mera kiske ghar pe bhoonch gaya Asam polis yaa

00:55:32Toh maine zoom in karke news dekhi na

00:55:35Mera pouni me college me bada ta tha

00:55:39Wohan maek PG me rehta tha

00:55:41Mera Gio ka number abhi bhi vohin se linked hai

00:55:45Asam polis ne kuch back contact nikal ke

00:55:48Woh address nikala hooga

00:55:49Unko laga hooga baki state se pahle

00:55:51Hum arrest kar lenge isko

00:55:53Humara bhi naam ho jayega Asam polis

00:55:55Woh 8 polis wale 2 flight leke

00:55:58Wohan pounch gaya

00:56:01Woh PG me koi college student ganja

00:56:04Wohan jaa mar raha hoang gaya

00:56:05Wohan maa

00:56:08Niki job bhaati hooggi bhaa

00:56:10Bhaai police aagay maa ka sama

00:56:12Asam polis aagay bhaai

00:56:14Wohan khaan se mangha aata maa

00:56:16Asam polis aagay bhaai

00:56:26Wohan

00:56:27Wohan bacho ne pishap kar diya hooga

00:56:31Woh

00:56:31Woh man

00:56:53Wohan

00:57:00Asam polis aayogi upar rekela

00:57:02Wohan

00:57:04Wohan

00:57:30Wohan

00:57:32But kya karta

00:57:33Mere therapist

00:57:34Nekhaa tum

00:57:34Meneh sona hii padega

00:57:35Tum abhi news views

00:57:36Dekh rahe ho

00:57:36Tum time zone bhi kharab hai

00:57:38Tum

00:57:38Wohan pe sab active hai

00:57:39Tum abhi so jau

00:57:40It's ok

00:57:40Tum so jau

00:57:41We'll see tomorrow

00:57:41Kya kya kya

00:57:42Kya kya kya

00:57:43Kya kya kya

00:57:44Go have melatonin 3 mg

00:57:46Eek dawai aati hai

00:57:47Nind ki

00:57:48Maneh wohan khari di kahin se melatonin 3 mg ka daba liya

00:57:50Khaya 3 mg

00:57:523 mg se

00:57:53Lund kuch hua

00:57:54Mujhe

00:57:56Wohan

00:57:57Khaate khaate khaate khaate kuch 32 mg kha gaya

00:58:01Wohan

00:58:013 se divide bhi nahi hoata ho

00:58:0864 mg ka daba tha

00:58:10Adhi lagbaga botal kha gaya ho

00:58:12Or

00:58:13I tell you

00:58:14Never try this at home

00:58:17Maza hi a gaya

00:58:20Hava mein uđ raha tha mein ukhake

00:58:22Uđta hii phir ho

00:58:25Kya soya huya

00:58:27Dhandak meri body

00:58:28I slept like a baby

00:58:3016 ghande niendh karii

00:58:32Maneh

00:58:32Uthha dhupahar ke

00:58:334 baje fresh

00:58:34Or

00:58:36Mere baju mein na

00:58:36Balraj kharaate maara

00:58:38Tha

00:58:38Tho

00:58:39Maneh socha

00:58:40Akar itni chayne se soya hai na

00:58:41Tho

00:58:42Rathbar mein

00:58:43Sab deescalate ho gaya ho

00:58:44Varnah

00:58:45Abhi tak toh

00:58:46Isna uthai diya ho ta

00:58:47Mujhe

00:58:49Woh toh

00:58:50Mere baad mein

00:58:50Nazar padhi

00:58:51Woh

00:58:52Melatonin ka

00:58:53Dabba khatma ho gaya

00:59:01Maneh news kholi

00:59:03The worst had happened

00:59:05Maharashtra's chief minister had given his statement against us

00:59:08Gunde aachukhe thai habitat mein

00:59:10Todford chal rahi thi

00:59:11Police aagai

00:59:12Wohan pe kuch

00:59:1320-30 police wale aagai

00:59:15Aapurwa ko

00:59:16Aareh hai

00:59:17Uski family ko death threats

00:59:19Aareh hai

00:59:19Ranveer ki mom bichari ka

00:59:20Klinik hai

00:59:21Wohan pe gunde guz gaya hai

00:59:22She had to run from the back gate

00:59:24Usko death threats

00:59:25Aareh hai

00:59:25Uski family gabra hai

00:59:27Everyone's messaging me

00:59:28Bhai what happened what happened

00:59:29And I was feeling so guilty that morning

00:59:32Looking at all this ki bhai something that I have uploaded

00:59:35Had caused all this

00:59:36Sab ki life achi chal rahi thi

00:59:38Maneh sab khud pe le liya

00:59:39And mereko itna itna guilt hua

00:59:42And then I saw one video that Balraj's wife sent to me

00:59:46And that broke me completely

00:59:48That was the final nail in the coffin

00:59:51Habitat ke andar

00:59:52Balraj ke ma baap who are in their 70s

00:59:55Unki koji galti nahi

00:59:57They just run that comedy club

00:59:58Jaha ham shoot karte te

01:00:01Andar woh

01:00:02Jawan jawan pulis walon ke pairo mein gire hoi te

01:00:04Ki sir please hume jane hai

01:00:06Toh humne kuch nahi kiya hai

01:00:08I fucking broke down

01:00:10Looking at that video

01:00:12And I was just crying

01:00:13I was just crying

01:00:14Just crying

01:00:16I woke Balraj up

01:00:17He saw he is stressed

01:00:18Usko bies tis call a chukai hai

01:00:20Woh yaha waha ghabra hai

01:00:21Dono parishan hai ki kya kare hai

01:00:24How to get out of this

01:00:25Fucking scared to death

01:00:27What is happening

01:00:28Cannot understand

01:00:30And this moment me

01:00:31Jho sab se kharaab cheez ho takti thi

01:00:33Meri maa ka video call a hai

01:00:37Kis muh se uthau mein ee call

01:00:40Kya dikha hou meri maa ko

01:00:43Roraha hon beth ke haan

01:00:44Toota pada hon

01:00:44Unpe kya bitegi yaar

01:00:47Meri maa ko pyaar dene ke lawa kuch nahi aata

01:00:51She's the most innocent soul I've ever met

01:00:53She's a pure pure pure pure hearted woman

01:00:56Mai jab ke bisi mein gaya tha na

01:00:57Unko broadcast message tak nahi karna hata

01:01:00Unne ek ek bande ko rat mein message kiya tha

01:01:02Mera beeta kal TV pe aayega

01:01:03Mera beeta kal TV pe aayega

01:01:05I could not pick up that call

01:01:09Mene woh phone kata

01:01:11Mene asu poche

01:01:12Mene audio mein hun ko kiya

01:01:13Mene ka hello

01:01:16Keri tu thik hai beeta

01:01:19Mene ka aami

01:01:21Mujhe kya hoga

01:01:23Keri paka na

01:01:24Mene ka aami

01:01:37Mene ka dhyan rakhna

01:01:38Ye bilkul bhi

01:01:38Thik nahi hai

01:01:42Itani sharam ai

01:01:43Mujhe kud pe us time pe ki

01:01:44Mene kis se chupa raha hon bai

01:01:46Mene kyun chupa raha hon

01:01:47She sees through this bullshit

01:01:48Woh bhi wahan roh rahi hoge

01:01:50Unko bhi ghar wale taaneh maar rahi hoge

01:01:51Mene yaa roh rahi hoge

01:01:52She needs me right now

01:01:53I need her right now

01:01:54I just called her in video

01:01:56To show her my face

01:01:57And dude she was a mess

01:01:59Woh kaan pe rehi ti meri maa

01:02:01Mujhe dekke roh rahi ti ki

01:02:02Beta kya hogaya unke aankhe suji hui ti

01:02:04I felt so fucking shitty

01:02:06That I did this to her

01:02:07And I'm crying she's crying

01:02:09Hum donoh roh rahe phone pe

01:02:12Baap meme bejra ha hai

01:02:22Maa ka samba hai

01:02:23Hum roh rahe

01:02:25Yahaan pe ting ting ting ting ting

01:02:27Baapa kya bejra hai

01:02:29Baapa meme bejra hai

01:02:32Toh muja suddenly hit hua

01:02:34Baap hai toh londa hi

01:02:38Sigma male ban raha hoga

01:02:41Ander kumre mein roh raha hoga

01:02:42Myre saamne naatak kara hogaм�이�

01:02:46loh meme Myer thik

01:02:47hun Toh my 가까i

01:02:48golaroads me mem vue,

01:02:49please P covari time on reword

01:03:03Bela mate, this maturity

01:03:06one

01:03:07You are looking at your father's house.

01:03:10I'm looking at this, looking at this,

01:03:11I'm getting old.

01:03:15This is also a meme.

01:03:19There's no difference between this.

01:03:20I'm laughing inside.

01:03:24I said, I'll do it for a second.

01:03:26I said, Papa, what are you doing?

01:03:27My show is going on.

01:03:28Everything is going on.

01:03:29I'm laughing.

01:03:31I'm laughing at Kashmir.

01:03:33I'm laughing.

01:03:37I'm laughing.

01:03:44I said, I'll show you who I see.

01:03:47Why did me tell the país?

01:03:48Do I have no emotion with my father?

01:03:50They didn't know anything about me.

01:03:51Papa was just chilling.

01:03:53The rest vocês converse were just thank you.

01:03:55My friends, beneath them wereές which experienced me.

01:03:58Three-four days thought this was gonna happen.

01:04:02Then we did what we did.

01:04:04Four days had died...

01:04:27How to feel calm

01:04:41So I told him everything. I spoke to him for one and a half hours and I told him, Papa,

01:04:46this is how it is, and my dad was such a rock in that moment.

01:04:50He said, why are you still there? The show is closed. The show exists because of you. You don't exist

01:04:57because of the show.

01:05:03He gave such a perspective. He said, you see, you are so famous. It's part and parcel of fame. Highs

01:05:10and lows are coming. You can not only have highs. You will look back. You will become wiser from this.

01:05:15He was such a rock. He was just making me laugh. He said, you've also seen bad things. I said,

01:05:21what did you see bad things? I said, what did you see bad things?

01:05:22He said, I remember the 10th report card. I said, Papa, Papa, Papa.

01:05:31He said, I love you so much. He said, good night.

01:05:40Fair, fair.

01:05:42I love you.

01:06:11I am...

01:06:13Your father stood on the finish line of the road.

01:06:18This is the end of that road.

01:06:22You keep suppressing your emotions,

01:06:24you will grow up into a man who is emotionally stunted,

01:06:27unable to express with his own children, with his own son.

01:06:30I am telling you guys, I am telling you,

01:06:33your father loves you as much as your mother does.

01:06:37Just don't express him.

01:06:40You are the educated ones.

01:06:42Your father has worked hard for your life today.

01:06:44It's on you.

01:06:45I am telling you,

01:06:46jau aur todo piglau apne papa ka woh,

01:06:49woh, woh, joh ghutan hai, woh piglau us ke paard hume dikhega.

01:06:52Ek emotional insaan hai tumhara baap

01:06:54and you'll be so happy to find him.

01:06:58It's a fucking scratch card,

01:07:01humare papa ka heart.

01:07:02I'm telling you,

01:07:03aaj ke aaj,

01:07:03ghar jana, call karna papa ko,

01:07:05bola papa,

01:07:05I love you, bolo.

01:07:07Nana, bolo.

01:07:07Muuu, karo muuu.

01:07:10Nana, des bar karo muuu, muuu, karo.

01:07:12Deere se karo muuu.

01:07:15Bhoat awkward hooga.

01:07:17Bhoat hooga.

01:07:17Chaar din hooga, paans din hooga.

01:07:20Woh karo scratch, karo, karo, karo, karo.

01:07:22Kupan kode niklega bhai.

01:07:26I am telling you man,

01:07:29come close to your parents.

01:07:32Not like beer biceps.

01:07:34Not like beer biceps.

01:07:39Ooper ooper se.

01:07:43Dosti aur maabaap ke ilawa,

01:07:45is dunia mein kuchh rakha nahi.

01:07:47And kuch toh hai,

01:07:48upar wale ka khat mere upar,

01:07:49meri maa ki prathna hai,

01:07:51meri saath ki court ka saman nahi aya.

01:07:53And I came back to India,

01:07:54on my own terms,

01:07:56after finishing my most successful US tour ever.

01:08:03Waapsi ki flight,

01:08:04we were nervous then,

01:08:05I and Balraj ke.

01:08:06Now India land hoonge,

01:08:07police arrest karayegi.

01:08:07Now fuck it,

01:08:08we're drinking, drinking, drinking.

01:08:10Flight land hoi,

01:08:11Mumbai shahar mein.

01:08:13We're out.

01:08:15Zor se saans li.

01:08:17Khasi aai.

01:08:22Out of habit,

01:08:23duty free pe chala gaya Balraj.

01:08:25Out of habit,

01:08:26or shawab lene ke liye.

01:08:28I said,

01:08:29koi time hai bhai shawab e khari tune.

01:08:31Bahaar media police ho ki,

01:08:33ham dho dho bot le le ke aare oai.

01:08:39Kya, kya image jayegi humari.

01:08:41Kya, kya laghe ga loo ko,

01:08:42ye bevade hai salik.

01:08:44Kaya raha hai,

01:08:45samayi buy one get one chal raha hai.

01:08:48I said, kya wad kara hai.

01:08:50Phir toh leya man liye ki.

01:08:52Ek roku leaja.

01:08:54Voh gaya,

01:08:54shawab ing kar raha hai.

01:08:57Aba minne dure dhu tuk dhekha.

01:08:58Koi media nahi,

01:09:00Koi police nahi,

01:09:01Koi bhi nahi.

01:09:03I said,

01:09:03ye toh bady ajeeb bata hai.

01:09:05Ye media wale toh kutte hai.

01:09:07Inni ko biskuit fheko aya te hai.

01:09:09Yana toh pura paan leji ka dabbah aya hai.

01:09:12Ye kaisi missing hai.

01:09:14Toh minne, minne lawyer ko bula,

01:09:15yaar sir,

01:09:16Aapne kaha tha, hoodi mein aana,

01:09:17maas mein aana,

01:09:17yehaan arrest ho jayenge,

01:09:18yehaan toh koji bhi nahi hai.

01:09:20Kaya raha hai, samayi.

01:09:21You are God's favorite child.

01:09:24Tum kehte rathay tha na,

01:09:25Kuch kand ho jayai,

01:09:26Desh me kuch kand ho jayai,

01:09:27Toh tumhara kand dabb jayai,

01:09:28News badal jayai.

01:09:29Kand ho gaya hai.

01:09:31Tumhare land ho ta hi kand ho gaya hai,

01:09:33Desh me.

01:09:33Mane ka kya ho gaya hai.

01:09:36Kaya raha hai, news dekho.

01:09:38Mane news kholi.

01:09:39The day we landed,

01:09:42Pura Mumbai,

01:09:44Kunal Kamara ke piche laga tha bhai.

01:09:53Bhagawan hai.

01:09:55Bata raha ho hai,

01:09:56Aisai nahi gomani dharti bhai,

01:09:58Bhagawan hai.

01:09:59Oh my god,

01:10:00I could not believe my stars.

01:10:03Humne land kiya hai,

01:10:04What could be the odds,

01:10:06That Kunal Kamara ko tab hi aya,

01:10:08Wohh dil mein ki,

01:10:08Mane đalou yeh video.

01:10:10Usne nne đal diya habitat se,

01:10:11Kuchh chaar mhene pehle,

01:10:12Josne shoot kiya tha video.

01:10:14Puri shivzena off end ho hi hai.

01:10:16Wohh a gay habitat,

01:10:17Dobaara.

01:10:19Dobaara toad fode kar raha ho udar.

01:10:21Unhhi loge ko peet raha hen,

01:10:23Jinkke handh pe abhi palastar laga tha,

01:10:24Unhse hi.

01:10:25Palastar khol ke peet raha hen.

01:10:28Or balraj ko idea hi nahi hai.

01:10:30Wohh woha sharaab hai kari da hai.

01:10:33Uska wen yu hai yeh.

01:10:35Wohh cashier sa small talk kar raha ho ha ha ha.

01:10:38Kahaan se hai hai?

01:10:38Bhopal se hai.

01:10:39Yare gas vand kar raha ho ha ha ha.

01:10:41Beso kar raha ho hai.

01:10:48Oh my god.

01:10:50Man, wohh balraj smile ke saath,

01:10:53Char char bot le le ke aya.

01:10:56Mere hath mein parmanu bum.

01:10:58Ab mein kis muh se batau isko?

01:11:01Ki yeh sari aaj hi pini pade ki.

01:11:05So, meinne bas uske hath mein thama diya phone.

01:11:09Or botle pakad li.

01:11:11Ab buy one get one hai ya.

01:11:13Tum uski shakal dhekte na bhai.

01:11:16Usko itni gabraat ho gayi.

01:11:18Mujhe mein hi dikhha uske anndar.

01:11:19Jo kasino ke bhaar tha.

01:11:20To meinne bhi moake ka fayera utha ya.

01:11:23Ma hai kaa, balraj?

01:11:27This do shall pass.

01:11:34Jo hota hai na,

01:11:36Ache ke liye hota hai.

01:11:39Maza hi a gaya bholke ya.

01:11:41Ah, usko bilkul bhi nahi aya.

01:11:45Voh rath, chayen se soya mein.

01:11:48Balraj na khai melatonin.

01:11:52Subeh mujhe polis station jana tha.

01:11:54Finally, merah saman aya chukha tha.

01:11:56Mereko dana tha apna bayan dene ke liye.

01:11:58Gaya mein polis station.

01:12:00Vohan media khadi thi.

01:12:01Media ne dekha,

01:12:02Menei pichhe muda,

01:12:03Unnei puri baddi shakal lii meri.

01:12:04Menei gaya upar.

01:12:06Menei woh aaye, polis wale sab.

01:12:07Sumaih rana.

01:12:08Menei kaa.

01:12:09Toh kira, anndar aho, anndar aho.

01:12:11Anndar aho, jaldi aho, anndar bietho.

01:12:12Toh anndar mein baitha.

01:12:13Ek chote se kameray mein,

01:12:15Mera investigation room tha woh.

01:12:17Vohan ek three star polis wala tha.

01:12:19Usne mujhe dekha.

01:12:21Kaya rai, tumse bade sahab milenge.

01:12:23Menei kaa, three star se bhi bada hai.

01:12:25Kya koji ab?

01:12:26Ab kya five star hi honne wala hai meresat abhi.

01:12:29GTA YCT mein aage honne ab.

01:12:32Ab panzer wanzer anane wala hi hai ab.

01:12:35Leave me alone.

01:12:42Mala zao dena gariyata wazile ki maara.

01:12:47Toh mein kya kare hai ab?

01:12:48Menei thura gharaya bhi raha hon.

01:12:49Thura dek bhi raha hon.

01:12:50Kya karo, kya karo.

01:12:51Itne mein aaye.

01:12:52Vohan se loge kya hoas.

01:12:53He say, yee, yee.

01:12:53Sir, sir aare, sir aare, sir aare, sir aare.

01:12:55Sab kahan pere.

01:12:55Meri bhi phat kare.

01:12:57Toh aaye woh.

01:12:59Very, very big cop.

01:13:00The biggest, one of the biggest cops of Mumbai.

01:13:02He came inside.

01:13:03He said, you're somewhere in a right.

01:13:05Menei kaya, yes sir.

01:13:07Can I have a seat?

01:13:08Have a seat.

01:13:09Dawaaza bhand karo, yaar.

01:13:11Tumnei dawaaza bhand kya.

01:13:12Meri phat gai.

01:13:13Maa qasambai.

01:13:14Menei kaa, maa khauunga abhi.

01:13:15Ah, sensitive skin hai meri.

01:13:16Yahan rahe jayega daag.

01:13:18Kera hai, samay rana.

01:13:21Menei kaa, yee, yee, sir.

01:13:23Kera hai, meri, ah, nees,

01:13:25Aapki bhoot bade fan hai.

01:13:27Aap hello bholo ge?

01:13:27Hiya.

01:13:36How about you?

01:13:36aku mau bang bang, man.

01:13:37Sampai 흥為aninya, verified.

01:13:40Maa qa hello!

01:13:42Haan, crazy, crazy.

01:13:45How are you?

01:13:46I am so happy.

01:13:47Nice to talk to you, such a sweet voice you have, yaar.

01:13:51Ap ektam sarpeへ hi gaya ho, yaar.

01:13:53Kya hohan.

01:13:53Nam ful chaap timin isnayi gauri menei, yaar.

01:13:55I said, oh, nice, nice, okay, let me see a little, okay?

01:14:01Members only will I ask you, unreleased episodes, unreleased episodes.

01:14:04Thank you, thank you, I have given them the phone.

01:14:06It was fun to the police, he was so sweet, he said,

01:14:09I'll listen to my story, now I'll listen to you.

01:14:11I'll ask you a question, first I'll answer his answer.

01:14:14This answer we have to give to us in the media.

01:14:16Are you asking for forgiveness for your sins or not?

01:14:20I said, sir, I didn't have any sins.

01:14:22I didn't have any sins, I didn't have any sins.

01:14:23I didn't have any sins, I didn't have any sins, I didn't have any sins.

01:14:29I'm saying, I'll ask you again, will you say sorry or not?

01:14:35So I thought about this very hard question.

01:14:38Because it's a very difficult question, man.

01:14:40As a comedian, do I apologize or not?

01:14:45So I remember a line of George Orwell.

01:14:48George Orwell was a very successful writer.

01:14:51He said, every joke is a tiny revolution.

01:14:56And the revolution must never stop.

01:15:01But Assam Police also said a line.

01:15:06They will put in jail the men of the men.

01:15:09Then they are still Koh-ri-knio-de.

01:15:12So I thought about it.

01:15:16I thought about it.

01:15:17And they thought, sorry, just give a sense ofacia,

01:15:21Because you cannot point out the revolution on your society.

01:15:24But George Orwell is an вариable joke.

01:15:27So he said, every revolution is a tiny joke.

01:15:36You only fight when the fight is fair.

01:15:39When you have a chance of winning.

01:15:41You only fight when the fight is fair.

01:15:43When the fight is not fair, you fuck off from there.

01:15:46Kashmiri Pandit wisdom.

01:15:53We were 5% in Kashmir.

01:15:56If we were to take care of my mother,

01:15:58we would fight for our mother-in-law.

01:16:01We would all die.

01:16:02We would all die.

01:16:03We would all die.

01:16:05We would all die.

01:16:16I am so glad all Kashmiri Pandits flood the valley overnight.

01:16:22Today we are all still alive.

01:16:23Still killing it.

01:16:24Still fucking rocking it wherever we are.

01:16:29And that's what it is about sometimes.

01:16:32It's about survival.

01:16:33I said two times,

01:16:34the police have cooperated themselves.

01:16:36I said, you're a big person.

01:16:37Why did they call beer biceps at the show?

01:16:41I said, you're a big person.

01:16:43I said, you're a big person.

01:16:45Mumbai police helped me so much.

01:16:47I kept good optics.

01:16:48I stayed for two months.

01:16:50I sat quiet.

01:16:51I sat quiet.

01:16:51I sat in my house.

01:16:52I wrote a joke.

01:16:53I thought about this.

01:16:54I grew 10 times in this controversy.

01:16:57And then I put my first tour in Europe and Australia.

01:17:00Dude, I sold 300,000 tickets in the whole tour.

01:17:04300,000 tickets.

01:17:07And mehenge mehenge tickets.

01:17:09You know.

01:17:13The reason I even tell you this,

01:17:16is that this whole experience was an insane ride in my life.

01:17:21And probably the most important one.

01:17:23I am so glad it happened.

01:17:25This has made me wiser.

01:17:27It has given me so much clarity.

01:17:29What do I need in my life now?

01:17:30I have completely understood the game.

01:17:33This is the internet.

01:17:34This is the public perception.

01:17:35This is the fame.

01:17:36It is just a fucking game.

01:17:38That makes you not be real.

01:17:39Because you chase people with love.

01:17:42People with validation.

01:17:43So that people love you.

01:17:44You earn money.

01:17:46I have earned money.

01:17:48Now I have earned money.

01:17:49Now I have to do that.

01:17:52Which was to be completely myself.

01:17:55People with joy.

01:17:57People with joy.

01:17:57They are not the same.

01:17:58They are not the same.

01:18:03They are not the same.

01:18:03And the story of India has gotten latent.

01:18:18I swear to God, I don't think it's a high point pay me a show and host at Hawaii

01:18:33Let me rephrase that, I don't think it's a high point pay me a show cuz season one and ho

01:19:16Let me rephrase that, I don't think it's a high point pay me a show

01:19:29I wanna do a wild, wild fucking show, I'm gonna take away all your phones and I'll ask contestant to

01:19:43the first question

01:19:43Would you rather

01:19:50Thank you so much, I love you

01:19:52That was my time

01:19:54Thank you so much guys for coming

01:20:13Thank you

01:20:14Before we go, there's only one thing

01:20:15Whatever you're doing in life, this is the biggest learning I've had

01:20:18Whatever you're doing, 9 to 5, start up, whatever

01:20:21Look

01:20:23Don't do it with your heart

01:20:23Don't put your mind

01:20:25Detach and do it

01:20:54It's, you don't

01:20:56Don't do it with you

01:20:57Holy Library

01:20:58You just udest the one living

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