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00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Your name's Connor, ma'am.
00:00:16I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:20No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:24I got you.
00:00:44Dad.
00:00:46Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:11And, uh, probably owe you an apology.
00:01:14To keep this mission secret, we did have to, uh, fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:20Of course, sir.
00:01:21Now, something new has popped up on our radar off the coast of Tarkov.
00:01:26I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
00:01:33I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:36How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry.
00:01:47I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:55Now, if you'll excuse me, I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:02Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:18Connor!
00:02:19They told me you died.
00:02:20Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart.
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I-I...
00:02:27Connor...
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:53Yes.
00:02:55Of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then.
00:03:01But Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:18I took care of her every need, waited on her hand and foot, even swore I'd never accept another mission
00:03:30again.
00:03:33But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, stop it.
00:03:39You're too sweet.
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:47Oh, my God!
00:03:50Oh, my God!
00:03:51Awesome day!
00:03:53Oh, wow.
00:03:54When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter, I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:03I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:08Thanks again.
00:04:09I appreciate it.
00:04:13Oh, stop it!
00:04:15Tandy, uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:20Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, um, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:30What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:32Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:35I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:39Oh, Stuart!
00:04:40I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:43She threw it away.
00:04:47Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:49While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:52Please?
00:05:00More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give to Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:11Mr. President.
00:05:12Captain Mitchell.
00:05:13I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:17We just got new intel that the Sakani Network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:24And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:29Connor, your country needs you.
00:05:31I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:34But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:43I have to go, sir.
00:05:44It's an emergency.
00:05:52God damn it.
00:05:53Oh, jeez.
00:05:55Dad!
00:05:56You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:05:59Oh, shit.
00:06:00I come, I...
00:06:07Here you go, Tom.
00:06:08Thanks, Connor.
00:06:10Great.
00:06:11Now we're going to be late.
00:06:13Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:15You're welcome.
00:06:17Split fart.
00:06:21So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:26You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:30You know that, right?
00:06:32Yeah, I know.
00:06:34Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh, well...
00:06:55You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:06:57The moment I brought you in, you too.
00:07:02Son, give her another shot.
00:07:04She'll come around.
00:07:05I know it.
00:07:19Okay, Tom.
00:07:21I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:22I think there's really something you should...
00:07:25Tandy!
00:07:27Oh, my God.
00:07:28Connor, Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:30I'm sorry.
00:07:31I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:34Oh, honey, can you be a deer?
00:07:37And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:40If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:44guest bed.
00:07:50Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:51The guest bed is for you.
00:07:59Are you kidding me?
00:08:01Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:08:03Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:05Stuart is our guest.
00:08:07You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is.
00:08:10Other bed is our bed.
00:08:13Don't fight.
00:08:14Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:15It's fine.
00:08:16No, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:19I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:23I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:27Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:29Right?
00:08:31Right?
00:08:33Do whatever you want.
00:08:35Oh, pretty.
00:08:37President.
00:08:39Jeez.
00:08:42Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:45Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:48But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:50I accept, sir.
00:08:52Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:08:55Connor!
00:08:59Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:01You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:05You tell whoever is on that phone
00:09:06that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:09Not a chance.
00:09:10I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:12I'm deploying, and that's final.
00:09:16The last time you left me,
00:09:18they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:21You have a home.
00:09:22A fiancé to take care of.
00:09:25And not to mention, my father.
00:09:28Did you forget about him?
00:09:29Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:30This is about you.
00:09:31It's always about you.
00:09:32You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:35How I feel.
00:09:37You don't need a husband.
00:09:39You need a butler.
00:09:42If you accept this mission,
00:09:45the engagement is off.
00:09:48I am so serious.
00:09:50She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged
00:09:52since I put that ring on her finger.
00:09:57Like I said, sir,
00:09:59I accept.
00:10:01Don't you dare ignore me!
00:10:05Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:08Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:12Who could be more important
00:10:14than your future wife?
00:10:16The President of the United States.
00:10:18That's who.
00:10:19Let's talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:22I'll go make sure you and Stuart
00:10:24are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:26What are you talking about?
00:10:28I am sleeping in the guest bed
00:10:30with you.
00:10:33Really?
00:10:34I told you,
00:10:35Stuart and I
00:10:36are just friends.
00:10:37How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:40After all this time,
00:10:41I've tried to make up for my mistakes.
00:10:43You still don't trust me.
00:10:45Oh, God.
00:10:49She's right, you know.
00:10:51It's not healthy to
00:10:53bottle up all this anger.
00:10:55Sorry, I can't just
00:10:57let go of you
00:10:58sleeping with my fiance.
00:10:59So what?
00:11:01You hate me
00:11:02because
00:11:03I comforted Tandy
00:11:05in her time of need?
00:11:06You should be thanking me.
00:11:09Thanking you?
00:11:11Yeah, man.
00:11:13I comforted Tandy
00:11:14from the back,
00:11:17the front,
00:11:18her mouth.
00:11:20And don't worry.
00:11:22I'll make sure
00:11:23she's real comfortable
00:11:24when you're deployed.
00:11:33As much as I'd like
00:11:34to teach Stuart a lesson,
00:11:36he's not worth it.
00:11:37Neither of them are.
00:11:38God!
00:11:41What the hell?
00:11:43Did you hit him?
00:11:44No.
00:11:45If I had hit Stuart,
00:11:46you'd have to carry him out
00:11:47on the stretcher.
00:11:48Bullshit!
00:11:50This jarhead tried his best,
00:11:51but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:53Are you out of your mind?
00:11:54Where is his jealousy
00:11:55coming from?
00:11:58Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:00Don't leave me again!
00:12:01I know
00:12:02you slept with Stuart.
00:12:05Or
00:12:05sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:07That's absurd.
00:12:08What are you talking about?
00:12:10I told you,
00:12:11Stuart was just
00:12:11comforting me.
00:12:12He was just
00:12:13being a friend.
00:12:14Of course
00:12:15she'd deny it.
00:12:16Even though
00:12:16it's right in my face.
00:12:18Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:19I'm out of here.
00:12:20Connor, don't leave me!
00:12:22I'm talking to you!
00:12:23Oh, God.
00:12:28Your father's having
00:12:29a heart attack.
00:12:31Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:33Put your arm around me.
00:12:35All right.
00:12:37Here we go.
00:12:39He is always falling.
00:12:42He should learn
00:12:43that he can't walk
00:12:44to the bathroom himself.
00:12:45Tandy, move.
00:12:46Not until you apologize
00:12:48to Stuart enough.
00:12:49Tandy,
00:12:50your father is dying.
00:12:51Dad,
00:12:53tell Connor
00:12:53to calm down
00:12:54and to deal
00:12:54with his bullshit
00:12:55like a real man.
00:12:57Son,
00:12:58don't go.
00:12:58Connor,
00:12:59don't leave me.
00:13:00See?
00:13:00Fine, Tandy,
00:13:01fine, okay?
00:13:02We can talk about this
00:13:03at the hospital.
00:13:04Move!
00:13:04God damn it!
00:13:05You're not going anywhere!
00:13:06I will not tolerate slander!
00:13:08I don't have time for this.
00:13:10Ah!
00:13:10Ah!
00:13:11Ah!
00:13:11Oh, my God!
00:13:12Ah!
00:13:13Oh, my God!
00:13:14Oh, my God!
00:13:14I tried to warn you.
00:13:16He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:18All he knows how to do
00:13:19is fight and kill!
00:13:20Tandy,
00:13:21your father is in serious danger
00:13:23right now, okay?
00:13:24He needs you.
00:13:25Come with us, please.
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:27My arm!
00:13:28I think it's broken!
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:31Tandy.
00:13:32Who do you love me?
00:13:33I love you.
00:13:40You hadn't gotten
00:13:41Major Nelson here so quickly,
00:13:42or if you hadn't been
00:13:43a donor match,
00:13:44well,
00:13:46it's a miracle
00:13:47that he's still here.
00:13:49He saved his life.
00:13:55Where's Tandy?
00:13:57Oh, she chose
00:13:58the other guy, huh?
00:14:01Oh, shit.
00:14:02To be fair,
00:14:04Stuart is a fairly
00:14:06convincing whiner.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:13Relax, Major.
00:14:16I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:19I'm not going to leave
00:14:20the other one, are you?
00:14:21Listen to me, Kar.
00:14:24I loved you like
00:14:25you're my old son.
00:14:28You know,
00:14:29I told you to
00:14:29give her another shot,
00:14:31but
00:14:32after what
00:14:33she pulled tonight,
00:14:36I just want you
00:14:36to be happy.
00:14:38can you do that for me?
00:14:41Can you do that for me?
00:14:44Thanks, Tom.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:14:46I always consider you
00:14:47my father.
00:14:48You know that.
00:14:49Look,
00:14:52I got to be honest
00:14:52about something.
00:14:55I accepted another mission
00:14:58directly from the president,
00:15:00and I got to deploy
00:15:01in a couple days.
00:15:01Listen,
00:15:03I'm really proud of you,
00:15:05Connor.
00:15:06I'm really proud of you.
00:15:09Tandy take the news.
00:15:11You must have liked that one.
00:15:13To be honest,
00:15:14I
00:15:16don't know if Tandy
00:15:17would care if I lived
00:15:18or died.
00:15:21Tandy?
00:15:21Tandy?
00:15:25Connor,
00:15:26wait!
00:15:28You think I don't care
00:15:29if you live or die?
00:15:31Connor,
00:15:32I'm sorry.
00:15:35I'm
00:15:36so sorry
00:15:37that you feel that way.
00:15:39Look at me.
00:15:40Let's just go home.
00:15:42Okay?
00:15:43We'll talk about this later.
00:15:45They're unbelievable.
00:15:47Connor.
00:15:48Connor,
00:15:49I'm sorry,
00:15:50okay?
00:15:51I'll go home.
00:15:53My home,
00:15:55that is.
00:16:02What?
00:16:04Connor!
00:16:05I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:08Connor!
00:16:13Jesus Christ.
00:16:16Oh,
00:16:17my keys.
00:16:22Connor.
00:16:26Oh,
00:16:27hey!
00:16:28Don't forget these.
00:16:30Thanks.
00:16:34I love you.
00:16:35I love you more.
00:16:36Not possible.
00:16:38Definitely possible.
00:16:42Come back quickly.
00:16:44I'll be at just 30...
00:16:51God!
00:16:55When do you get so heavy?
00:16:57Oh, God!
00:16:59He's...
00:17:00He told me not to try this
00:17:01on my own.
00:17:03Is Connor here
00:17:04to change my caffeter?
00:17:06Or do you want to change
00:17:07my caffeter?
00:17:08Ew! No! Not cancer!
00:17:13I'm just kidding, Tandy. Shit.
00:17:17Come on, Connor. Please pick up. I need you.
00:17:22Come on, come on.
00:17:26Oh, Connor.
00:17:29Please pick up, please pick up, please pick up.
00:17:37Hello?
00:17:38Captain Mitchell, we are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:42In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:49I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:52I'll be there, sir.
00:17:53Excellent. I'll see you this evening.
00:17:56Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:18:05Oh, Connor. Connor, where have you been? I missed you.
00:18:10Hey, the kitchen is a mess. None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:16It is like you have not been here for days.
00:18:19That's because I haven't been here for days. Three days, to be exact.
00:18:23Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:25Excuse me. Don't give me attitude.
00:18:28Stuart and I have a very important state dinner to attend.
00:18:31For his defense contracting business.
00:18:34Now, be a good fiancé and clean up.
00:18:37Clean up yourself.
00:18:39Connor! Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:45Get...
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:19:05I told you to look slutty.
00:19:07We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:11I told you. Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:19Is that...
00:19:21This is too rich.
00:19:26Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:29I think you might be lost.
00:19:31What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:33I told you to stay home and clean!
00:19:34I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:38Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:39This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:46So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:50Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm gonna bury you in the sand.
00:20:00Okay. Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave? Please?
00:20:05Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:08Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne.
00:20:13Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:18We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:21I'm friends with the president's guest of honor.
00:20:24That's right. The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:32I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:34I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite, but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no
00:20:42business here.
00:20:43I'm getting secret service.
00:20:48Captain Mitchell?
00:20:50Hey, lady. Staying out of trouble these days?
00:20:52No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:20:57We have a minute.
00:20:58Sasha.
00:21:02Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:06Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:08I like that.
00:21:14Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:16The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me!
00:21:20Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:23And secondly, you are literally here as Stuart Staten...
00:21:28How dare you?
00:21:30Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:33Don't worry. I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:36Wait.
00:21:37Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:42Boys.
00:21:43I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:46Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:21:51Grab him.
00:21:53What? What are you doing?
00:21:58What are you doing?
00:22:00No, you idiots!
00:22:01Grab him!
00:22:02Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:05Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:06I must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12This must be some kind of mistake.
00:22:13He's...
00:22:14Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, it gives me great pleasure to celebrate a decorated war hero
00:22:25and a man that I can proudly call my personal friend, Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:40Good to see you, sir.
00:22:41Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few days, Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team
00:22:49to take out one of America's most notorious enemies.
00:22:54So I do hope you will all join me in a toast, wishing them good luck and Godspeed.
00:23:04Thank you, sir.
00:23:10Connor wasn't bluffing?
00:23:12He really is leaving me?
00:23:17Goodbye at last.
00:23:25Well, look who it is.
00:23:28America's favorite army guy.
00:23:31What you doing, army guy?
00:23:33Leaving.
00:23:36On your little mission?
00:23:38Hoorah!
00:23:39What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:41We used to be best friends.
00:23:43Do you remember that?
00:23:44Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:48Best friends.
00:23:51You think you're better than everyone else.
00:23:53Actually, I don't think that at all, Stuart.
00:23:54Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:23:57God, you're so grating.
00:24:00You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:24:03You're a tool.
00:24:05You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:08Because it was easy.
00:24:10Wow.
00:24:11Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:14Good news for you, though, is
00:24:15you'll never see me again.
00:24:17Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:19Yeah.
00:24:19Give me a break.
00:24:22You're gonna be coming.
00:24:23Crawling back.
00:24:25Hey, Tandy.
00:24:26Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:28Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:30Thanks for your service,
00:24:32Major Cuck.
00:24:34Hey, maybe when you're back,
00:24:35you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:41This guy can fall in there, Connor.
00:24:43No more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:46You take care of yourself.
00:24:47I'm shipping out.
00:24:53What's going on?
00:24:54I just felt the whole house shake.
00:24:56Give me good to Tom while I'm gone.
00:24:58You understand me?
00:25:02Strong arms, son.
00:25:04Hey, are you okay?
00:25:07Your jarhead ex-boyfriend's off to die
00:25:09in some other shithole country.
00:25:12On the bright side,
00:25:14it looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:16No, no.
00:25:17We can't let him go.
00:25:19No, come back.
00:25:20What the fuck?
00:25:21Connor, please.
00:25:21Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:30Connor, please.
00:25:32Stuart, do something.
00:25:52I swear,
00:25:53that man is God's favorite.
00:26:02Mr. Maverick.
00:26:05What are you doing here?
00:26:07Oh, you know,
00:26:07just enjoying the view.
00:26:09Please,
00:26:10call me Sasha.
00:26:12Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:14But,
00:26:15it's not safe here.
00:26:17We're not firing blanks.
00:26:19I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:22Carry on.
00:26:37What?
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39I was just about to level up.
00:26:41Stuart,
00:26:42I can't live like this.
00:26:44Clean up this mess.
00:26:45Me?
00:26:46It's your house, woman.
00:26:47Well, Connor would have cleaned it.
00:26:49I'd find out.
00:26:50Do not compare me
00:26:51to your ex.
00:26:53A deadbeat.
00:26:54I have a big meeting today.
00:26:56You want this place clean?
00:26:58Hire a maid.
00:26:59Give me this.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:11So,
00:27:13does the great Captain Mitchell
00:27:15get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:17Well, there's always a chance
00:27:19I won't come home.
00:27:20But if it means saving innocent lives,
00:27:23I won't hesitate.
00:27:26And what if I asked you not to leave?
00:27:30Would you stay?
00:27:34Sasha,
00:27:36I already stopped serving my country once
00:27:38to try and make a relationship work,
00:27:40and I'll never do that again.
00:27:51What was that for?
00:27:53Luck.
00:27:55So you come home to me.
00:28:09It wasn't my fault you left.
00:28:11Was it?
00:28:15Where have you been all night?
00:28:20Excuse me?
00:28:21Is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:22Uh, relax.
00:28:24Mom.
00:28:25I was working.
00:28:26Okay, well,
00:28:27before you go to bed,
00:28:28can you just help me
00:28:28around the house for a little bit?
00:28:38Dad,
00:28:39Dad,
00:28:40wake up.
00:28:40Wake up.
00:28:41What?
00:28:41What the?
00:28:42I need you to contact Connor.
00:28:44What?
00:28:45I know you have the connections.
00:28:46Please,
00:28:47please,
00:28:47it's an emergency.
00:28:48It's time for you to call Connor.
00:28:53Hey,
00:28:54don't worry,
00:28:54everyone.
00:28:54I'm here to save you.
00:29:01Captain Mitchell,
00:29:02I got two minutes on this timer.
00:29:04Please tell me you're calling
00:29:05with some directions.
00:29:06Oh, Connor.
00:29:06Oh, thank God.
00:29:07Thank God you answered.
00:29:08You have no idea
00:29:09what I've been through.
00:29:10Tandy?
00:29:13Look,
00:29:14Tandy,
00:29:14this isn't really a good time,
00:29:15okay?
00:29:15I'm sort of in the middle
00:29:16of something.
00:29:17What could be more important
00:29:18than your fiancé's happiness?
00:29:20Tandy?
00:29:21Tandy?
00:29:25Take a hint.
00:29:26You chose Stuart.
00:29:27I moved on.
00:29:28Now,
00:29:29you'll excuse me.
00:29:30I got six seconds
00:29:32until a bomb goes off
00:29:33and we all die.
00:29:34Oh, my God.
00:29:35Did you just say bomb?
00:29:42It's okay.
00:29:44We're safe.
00:29:45Now,
00:29:46let's go.
00:29:47Go.
00:29:48Go.
00:29:50Connor,
00:29:51can you hear me?
00:29:52Answer me.
00:29:52Answer me,
00:29:53please.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:59Once again,
00:30:00Captain,
00:30:01the country
00:30:01is in your debt.
00:30:03You earn many more
00:30:04of these,
00:30:05you're going to need
00:30:05to see a chiropractor.
00:30:07I think I can handle it,
00:30:08sir.
00:30:09Good.
00:30:10Now,
00:30:10listen,
00:30:11the conflict
00:30:12between Karzan
00:30:13and Tarkev
00:30:14is starting to heat up
00:30:15and we need
00:30:16your expertise.
00:30:18Welcome to your first day
00:30:19as presidential advisor,
00:30:20Captain.
00:30:24Why don't we find
00:30:24somewhere private
00:30:25where I can catch you
00:30:26up to speed?
00:30:29Unfortunately,
00:30:29I do have
00:30:30one more loose end
00:30:32I need to tie up
00:30:32first.
00:30:36No,
00:30:37I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:38I can't.
00:30:39I can't.
00:30:39I can't.
00:30:40Put that down.
00:30:41I've got a more
00:30:42pressing job for you.
00:30:45Sex
00:30:45with men.
00:30:47Not now, Stuart.
00:30:48Come on.
00:30:50Let me show you
00:30:50how much I love you.
00:30:52Then,
00:30:52help me clean.
00:30:54That's what Connor
00:30:55would do.
00:30:56That's what Connor
00:30:56would do.
00:30:58He's gone.
00:30:59You chose me.
00:31:01Remember?
00:31:05Is that a helicopter?
00:31:06Connor.
00:31:07Connor.
00:31:08Connor.
00:31:14Connor.
00:31:15You're back.
00:31:21Oh,
00:31:22Connor.
00:31:22I'm so happy
00:31:23you're alive.
00:31:24And you rented
00:31:25a helicopter
00:31:26for me.
00:31:28Wow, man.
00:31:29That is pathetic.
00:31:31How many VA checks
00:31:32did that cost you?
00:31:33Actually,
00:31:34I'm just here
00:31:35to drop off
00:31:36something for you.
00:31:37Look,
00:31:38I've been thinking
00:31:39a lot lately
00:31:40and I get it.
00:31:41You taking on
00:31:42that mission
00:31:43and fighting
00:31:44with Stuart.
00:31:45I mean,
00:31:46that weird thing
00:31:47with the timeshare.
00:31:48You were just
00:31:49trying to get
00:31:49my attention
00:31:50and I was just...
00:31:56Hello,
00:31:57Tandy.
00:31:57This is Sasha.
00:31:58That's her helicopter
00:32:00parked over there.
00:32:01Tandy.
00:32:03Good to meet you.
00:32:04Again.
00:32:05Connor,
00:32:06this is way too far.
00:32:07If you wanted
00:32:08to come back,
00:32:09all you had to do
00:32:10was apologize.
00:32:12You don't have to
00:32:13try and make me jealous
00:32:14by bringing around
00:32:15some cheap holes.
00:32:16I know you're not
00:32:17talking about me.
00:32:18I'm sorry.
00:32:19Do you see
00:32:19a red light
00:32:20on my porch?
00:32:22Wake up,
00:32:23honey.
00:32:23He's not fine.
00:32:25Call me a whore
00:32:26one more time.
00:32:27I dare you.
00:32:29Hey,
00:32:30skank.
00:32:30No one
00:32:31touches my girl.
00:32:36Did you hear that?
00:32:39I'm getting a call.
00:32:42Connor,
00:32:43you're choosing
00:32:44her side?
00:32:45I'm your fiancé.
00:32:47We co-own
00:32:48a house together.
00:32:48No, we don't,
00:32:49Tandy.
00:32:50I bought a new house.
00:32:52I signed this one
00:32:53over to you in full.
00:32:54Consider it
00:32:54a parting gift.
00:32:57You have another house?
00:33:00With what money?
00:33:02A highway overpass
00:33:03doesn't count as a home.
00:33:04Oh, me.
00:33:06Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:12I'm so sorry.
00:33:14I didn't want you
00:33:15to see that side of me.
00:33:16I can usually
00:33:17contain myself,
00:33:18but that woman...
00:33:21What?
00:33:22Never been more
00:33:23attracted to you.
00:33:27Kelly?
00:33:35Uh, why
00:33:36is this empty?
00:33:38I can't sleep
00:33:39without my medication.
00:33:41Right.
00:33:43Connor always
00:33:44refilled them.
00:33:46Well,
00:33:48so long
00:33:49as you're up.
00:33:50Uh,
00:33:51about that,
00:33:52I want to wait
00:33:54till marriage.
00:33:55I'm a traditional
00:33:56girl.
00:33:58What?
00:33:59We've already...
00:34:00That's fine.
00:34:00Oh, goodnight, Stuart.
00:34:21Don't be too long.
00:34:28I need this
00:34:29brought out
00:34:29with dessert.
00:34:32This is worth
00:34:33more than you
00:34:33make in a decade.
00:34:35Don't mess it up.
00:34:38Oui, most of all.
00:34:45Because Antar Kev's
00:34:46strategy you pitched
00:34:47to V.P. Bolton
00:34:48was a hit.
00:34:49My dad is thrilled.
00:34:51He should be proud.
00:34:53I'm just
00:34:54glad I can
00:34:56help my country.
00:34:57Captain Humility.
00:34:59Let's go to
00:35:00dinner and celebrate.
00:35:02My treat.
00:35:03I'm in.
00:35:09A VIP table
00:35:11in the most
00:35:12exclusive restaurant
00:35:13in the city.
00:35:15Oh, Stuart.
00:35:16This is just
00:35:17spectacular.
00:35:22I told you
00:35:24Connor could never
00:35:25give you the life
00:35:25you deserve.
00:35:29The salmon?
00:35:32The dessert course,
00:35:33remember?
00:35:34Oui, monsieur.
00:35:35I recall
00:35:36a petit problem.
00:35:39We are in need
00:35:40of the table.
00:35:42Excuse me?
00:35:43This dipshit
00:35:44is confused.
00:35:46There's another
00:35:47VIP table over there.
00:35:49I'm afraid not,
00:35:51monsieur.
00:35:51We had a very
00:35:52important guest
00:35:53arrive and we are
00:35:55clearing the entire
00:35:56section.
00:35:57Who could be
00:35:58more important?
00:35:59The whole
00:36:00VIP section?
00:36:12This man
00:36:13is the stalker.
00:36:15Someone kick him
00:36:16out before I call
00:36:17the cop.
00:36:17We should just go.
00:36:18Nonsense.
00:36:19This is your
00:36:19favorite restaurant.
00:36:21And look,
00:36:22he brought his
00:36:23little skank around
00:36:24too to ruin
00:36:24her evening.
00:36:26Watch your tongue,
00:36:27monsieur.
00:36:28Mademoiselle
00:36:29Mavelique is
00:36:30our honored guest.
00:36:31You must go.
00:36:33Now!
00:36:33And where
00:36:34will we sit?
00:36:37Bon appétit.
00:36:41Oh, God.
00:36:43Oh, Stuart.
00:36:45We should just
00:36:46cancel.
00:36:47No.
00:36:48Just wait for dessert.
00:36:50Oh, God.
00:37:00Look, Tandy.
00:37:03Tandy.
00:37:05Stuart.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:11Tandy?
00:37:12Oh, my God.
00:37:12Tandy.
00:37:14I've wanted you
00:37:15from the minute
00:37:16I saw you
00:37:17marry me.
00:37:19Stuart,
00:37:19we're right
00:37:20outside the
00:37:20bathrooms.
00:37:21Seriously?
00:37:23Nothing's ever
00:37:24good enough for you,
00:37:25uppity bitch.
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28What the fuck?
00:37:30Bitch.
00:37:34Connor saved me?
00:37:37Connor,
00:37:37I knew you
00:37:39still loved me.
00:37:40Tandy,
00:37:41that's not
00:37:41what this is,
00:37:42okay?
00:37:43Stuart is
00:37:43dangerous.
00:37:44Can you please
00:37:45drop the
00:37:45Captain America
00:37:46act and just
00:37:47come home?
00:37:48Tandy,
00:37:49you made your
00:37:50choices.
00:37:51Go ahead and
00:37:52live with the
00:37:52consequences.
00:37:58I'm sorry.
00:37:59I feel like
00:38:01dinner's kind
00:38:02of ruined.
00:38:03I still think
00:38:04there's room
00:38:04for dessert.
00:38:06Okay.
00:38:08Yeah,
00:38:08you're right.
00:38:09I made my
00:38:10choice,
00:38:10a better one.
00:38:11I'm with a
00:38:12real man now.
00:38:16And we're
00:38:17getting married.
00:38:19Get down
00:38:19with me,
00:38:20you idiot.
00:38:21Oh, yes!
00:38:22Yes!
00:38:22Stuart,
00:38:23I will
00:38:23marry you!
00:38:34Let's get
00:38:35home and
00:38:35practice for
00:38:36a wedding night.
00:38:37Uh,
00:38:37I actually,
00:38:38oh,
00:38:38God,
00:38:39I have a
00:38:39headache.
00:38:40It was so
00:38:40bad.
00:38:41Did you
00:38:42or did you
00:38:42not just
00:38:43agree to
00:38:43marry me?
00:38:44Uh,
00:38:45yes.
00:38:45Yes,
00:38:46of course.
00:38:46Of course,
00:38:47but,
00:38:48um,
00:38:49you have to
00:38:50get permission
00:38:51from my
00:38:51dad,
00:38:51first.
00:38:53You know
00:38:54I'm a
00:38:54traditional
00:38:55girl.
00:38:56Oh,
00:38:56God.
00:38:59What the
00:38:59fuck?
00:39:03You know,
00:39:05it doesn't
00:39:06feel real
00:39:07to me
00:39:07sometimes.
00:39:08This
00:39:09house,
00:39:10this new
00:39:11life,
00:39:12you.
00:39:15tell me,
00:39:18how did a
00:39:18guy get so
00:39:19lucky?
00:39:20I'm a
00:39:20very thorough
00:39:21researcher,
00:39:22com.
00:39:24I know
00:39:24why you
00:39:24joined the
00:39:25Marines.
00:39:27To pay for
00:39:28Tom's medical
00:39:28pills and
00:39:29Tandy's
00:39:29education.
00:39:31You're a
00:39:32good,
00:39:33kind man.
00:39:34man.
00:39:36It's like
00:39:36one of the
00:39:36sexiest
00:39:37qualities in
00:39:38the world.
00:39:39Not to
00:39:40mention you
00:39:40saved my
00:39:41life.
00:39:41I was
00:39:42hoping you
00:39:43weren't going
00:39:43to leave
00:39:43that out.
00:39:53I asked
00:39:53you to
00:39:54marry me
00:39:55the moment
00:39:56we landed
00:39:56on U.S.
00:39:57soil.
00:39:58That was
00:40:00and is
00:40:00a very
00:40:01real
00:40:01offer.
00:40:08Connor
00:40:08Mitchell,
00:40:11will you
00:40:11marry me?
00:40:14Sasha,
00:40:15wait,
00:40:17this doesn't
00:40:19feel right.
00:40:39Sasha
00:40:40Maverick,
00:40:41just a few
00:40:42short weeks
00:40:43you've become
00:40:43the light
00:40:44of my
00:40:44life.
00:40:50Will you
00:40:51do me
00:40:51the
00:40:51slaughter
00:40:51and marry
00:40:52me?
00:40:53You almost
00:40:54gave me
00:40:54a heart
00:40:55attack.
00:40:58Fuck
00:40:58yes.
00:41:05Well,
00:41:06one of us
00:41:06had to get
00:41:06down on
00:41:07her knee.
00:41:08I wanted
00:41:08it to be
00:41:09me.
00:41:12down there.
00:41:14down there.
00:41:14Can you
00:41:15do one more
00:41:16thing,
00:41:17Captain?
00:41:18Ma'am,
00:41:19yes,
00:41:19ma'am.
00:41:25Tandy,
00:41:25my beautiful
00:41:26daughter.
00:41:29I know
00:41:29we've had
00:41:30our disagreements
00:41:31kids, uh,
00:41:32no matter
00:41:32what.
00:41:35No,
00:41:35I love you
00:41:36and I
00:41:36want you
00:41:37to be
00:41:37happy.
00:41:40Yeah,
00:41:41whether that's
00:41:42with
00:41:43Connor,
00:41:45who I love,
00:41:46or
00:41:48that prick.
00:41:51you know,
00:41:52you know
00:41:52how I feel
00:41:53about it.
00:41:55Well,
00:41:57Tandy,
00:41:58I love you
00:41:58and it's
00:41:59your choice,
00:42:00kiddo.
00:42:02It's your
00:42:02choice.
00:42:05Hey,
00:42:05Connor,
00:42:07tell me
00:42:07I don't have
00:42:08much longer
00:42:08thought,
00:42:09just recording
00:42:09some,
00:42:10um,
00:42:10last wishes
00:42:11for Tandy.
00:42:13It looks
00:42:14like,
00:42:15it's like
00:42:15you have
00:42:15something to
00:42:15tell me.
00:42:17Talk to
00:42:17me.
00:42:18What is
00:42:19it?
00:42:20I met
00:42:21someone,
00:42:21new.
00:42:24Sasha
00:42:25Maverick.
00:42:26Sasha
00:42:27Maverick,
00:42:28the president's
00:42:29daughter?
00:42:30The...
00:42:31God,
00:42:32she's
00:42:33gorgeous.
00:42:34Lucky
00:42:35you.
00:42:36God,
00:42:36way to go,
00:42:37son.
00:42:38So you're
00:42:39not upset?
00:42:41Hell no,
00:42:42man.
00:42:43All that
00:42:44shit my
00:42:44daughter's
00:42:44put you
00:42:45through.
00:42:46Actually,
00:42:47I'm relieved.
00:42:50good for
00:42:51you.
00:42:52Well,
00:42:54in that
00:42:55case,
00:42:57will you
00:42:57be my
00:42:57best man?
00:43:04I'd be
00:43:05honored.
00:43:06Thank you,
00:43:07Hunter.
00:43:10Good.
00:43:11I want you up
00:43:12and walking
00:43:13for my wedding
00:43:14day.
00:43:14you got
00:43:15you got
00:43:15that?
00:43:17Yes,
00:43:18sir.
00:43:20Connor.
00:43:22Connor.
00:43:23You're
00:43:24getting
00:43:24married?
00:43:25So I
00:43:26wasn't
00:43:26enough for
00:43:26you,
00:43:27huh?
00:43:27And now you
00:43:28have to
00:43:28torture my
00:43:29dad with
00:43:29your theatrics
00:43:30now,
00:43:30too?
00:43:31Candy,
00:43:31look,
00:43:33I'm sorry
00:43:33that you had
00:43:34to find out
00:43:34this way,
00:43:35but yes,
00:43:35I am
00:43:36engaged,
00:43:37and your
00:43:37father's
00:43:38happy for
00:43:38me.
00:43:40can I
00:43:41talk to
00:43:42you outside
00:43:42for a
00:43:42second?
00:43:43Now?
00:43:47Hunter,
00:43:48don't leave
00:43:48me with
00:43:48him.
00:43:49Oh,
00:43:51shit.
00:43:59Tom.
00:44:01I
00:44:01proposed
00:44:02to Tandy,
00:44:03and she
00:44:04said yes,
00:44:05but she
00:44:06insisted I
00:44:07get your
00:44:08blessing,
00:44:08so,
00:44:11no.
00:44:16What?
00:44:18You deaf
00:44:18and stupid.
00:44:19I said no.
00:44:21Not in a
00:44:22thousand years.
00:44:24Tandy,
00:44:25what?
00:44:26Connor,
00:44:27what did I
00:44:27ever do to
00:44:28you,
00:44:28huh?
00:44:29Why are you
00:44:30torturing me
00:44:30like this?
00:44:31Torturing you?
00:44:32I'm just
00:44:32trying to move
00:44:33on with my
00:44:33life.
00:44:33It used
00:44:34to be
00:44:34our life.
00:44:35Tandy,
00:44:36I don't
00:44:37think you're
00:44:37new fiancée
00:44:38would appreciate
00:44:39that.
00:44:40No.
00:44:41Stuart!
00:44:42I was just
00:44:43trying to make
00:44:44you jealous.
00:44:45I'm so sorry,
00:44:46baby.
00:44:46Please, please.
00:44:47Tandy,
00:44:48you slept with
00:44:50someone else,
00:44:50and every time I
00:44:51tried to extend
00:44:52an olive branch
00:44:53to you,
00:44:53you threw it
00:44:54back in my
00:44:54face.
00:44:55What do I
00:44:55have to do
00:44:56to show you
00:44:56that I love
00:44:57you,
00:44:58that I've
00:44:58always loved you?
00:44:59Tandy,
00:44:59there's nothing
00:44:59you can do,
00:45:00okay?
00:45:00Do you
00:45:00understand
00:45:00that?
00:45:02Excuse me?
00:45:09Sasha,
00:45:10that's not
00:45:10what it
00:45:10looks like,
00:45:11okay?
00:45:11Actually,
00:45:13yes,
00:45:14it is.
00:45:15Connor and
00:45:16I are in
00:45:16love.
00:45:17We've
00:45:17always
00:45:17been in
00:45:17love.
00:45:21Don't
00:45:22worry,
00:45:22baby.
00:45:23I saw
00:45:23everything.
00:45:24If this
00:45:24deranged
00:45:24slut thinks
00:45:25she can
00:45:25come between
00:45:26us,
00:45:27she's got
00:45:27another thing
00:45:28coming for her.
00:45:29Bring it
00:45:29on,
00:45:30bitch.
00:45:30Tandy,
00:45:31enough!
00:45:32I've
00:45:32moved on!
00:45:36No.
00:45:38No,
00:45:38Connor.
00:45:39Connor,
00:45:39tell me
00:45:40that is
00:45:40fake!
00:45:41Please,
00:45:42Connor,
00:45:42please!
00:45:43Tell me
00:45:44it's not
00:45:44real!
00:45:45Tandy.
00:45:45No,
00:45:45it can't
00:45:46be real!
00:45:47You
00:45:48can't
00:45:48leave me
00:45:48like
00:45:49this!
00:45:51It's
00:45:52over,
00:45:52Tandy.
00:45:54Listen,
00:45:55you old
00:45:55goat.
00:45:56I have
00:45:56one shot
00:45:57left.
00:45:58at holding
00:45:58on to
00:45:59Tandy.
00:46:00I can
00:46:01feel her
00:46:01pulling
00:46:01away,
00:46:02and I
00:46:02don't
00:46:02know
00:46:03why.
00:46:03I'm
00:46:04the
00:46:04perfect
00:46:04boyfriend.
00:46:05That's
00:46:06a hoot.
00:46:07I
00:46:07practically
00:46:08raised that
00:46:08kid to be
00:46:09the man
00:46:09he is.
00:46:11Connor
00:46:11is
00:46:11honorable.
00:46:13He's
00:46:15a good
00:46:15person.
00:46:17Hard
00:46:17working.
00:46:19Unlike
00:46:20you,
00:46:21Stuart.
00:46:22You're
00:46:22a parasite.
00:46:24You're
00:46:24pathetic.
00:46:25I'm
00:46:26not gonna
00:46:26give you
00:46:26blessing.
00:46:28Tandy
00:46:29hasn't
00:46:30seen it
00:46:30yet,
00:46:30but
00:46:30my
00:46:31girl,
00:46:32she'll
00:46:33come
00:46:33around.
00:46:34Don't
00:46:35have that
00:46:35much
00:46:36longer,
00:46:36but
00:46:36days I
00:46:37do
00:46:37have,
00:46:38I
00:46:39thank
00:46:39God
00:46:39that I
00:46:40get to
00:46:41see your
00:46:42ass get
00:46:43kicked.
00:46:44And I
00:46:44will.
00:46:46It's
00:46:47pathetic.
00:46:48I
00:46:48leave.
00:46:49Major
00:46:50Tom.
00:46:51Connor?
00:46:52No,
00:46:53you won't.
00:47:04stop.
00:47:22Dad!
00:47:23Dad!
00:47:24Tom.
00:47:25Dad, what happened?
00:47:26I told him I was so happy that we were getting married.
00:47:30His heart just gave out.
00:47:32What?
00:47:33No.
00:47:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:36No.
00:47:37Connor, do something.
00:47:39Do something.
00:47:42You can hear me, yeah?
00:47:45I'm so sorry.
00:47:56I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:47:58I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:01Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:09He saved people.
00:48:12He saved me.
00:48:14When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:22And the day he passed away, he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:30Thank you, Major.
00:48:33I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:48:56Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:01He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:04Please, he asked, save her from him.
00:49:11You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:18He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:24It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:26Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:29You barely even knew him.
00:49:30One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding
00:49:37so that he could see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:49:48Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:49:51Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:49:54Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:00Come on, Tandy.
00:50:01What do you say?
00:50:09Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:12As soon as possible.
00:50:14It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:19This is love, Tandy.
00:50:21Even for you.
00:50:37Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:39Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:50:44That's great news, sir.
00:50:47Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:50:54I had half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:51:00But you know, Congress would have to ratify this.
00:51:03But how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:07Wait, sir.
00:51:09What?
00:51:10Marry my daughter tomorrow, and the job is yours.
00:51:24Well, well, well.
00:51:27Mrs. Futurathshild.
00:51:30Are you ready to rock?
00:51:32I want you so bad.
00:51:38I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:51:40I miss Connor.
00:51:41I never should have let him go.
00:51:48Oh, yes.
00:51:49Oh, Connor.
00:51:50Yes, Connor, yes.
00:51:52What the fuck did you just say?
00:51:55Stuart, Stuart.
00:51:56I'm so sorry.
00:51:58It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:52:00It was just a reflex.
00:52:01I'm sorry.
00:52:01Tandy, do you still love me?
00:52:05Of course, baby.
00:52:07Of course.
00:52:09Good.
00:52:10Because if you still wanted Connor, it would be really bad for him.
00:52:26Stuart, you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:30Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:33Yes, I would.
00:52:35I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:38I have investors coming.
00:52:40You are messing up my big day.
00:52:47Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:52:54Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:01If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:53:07Come on, Connor.
00:53:08Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:20Excuse me, Matt.
00:53:26Connor, you came.
00:53:28If that douchebag objects, I am going to kill him.
00:53:32Shh.
00:53:33Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:35But it's nothing like that.
00:53:36But you will have to relocate.
00:53:38What?
00:53:39The new owner of this venue, his wedding, is taking preference here.
00:53:44This is our bad.
00:53:45I should never have rented it to you.
00:53:47Who is the new owner?
00:53:48I'd like to have a word.
00:53:53I'll handle this.
00:53:54Okay.
00:53:57I'm so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:54:00You stupid bluesy.
00:54:02Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:05Please, ma'am.
00:54:06You have to vacate the premises now.
00:54:09What?
00:54:09Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:22I'll help.
00:54:25Sasha.
00:54:27The day we met.
00:54:29When I carried you from that exploding building,
00:54:31I never would have thought
00:54:33it would have been you
00:54:34who
00:54:36saved me.
00:54:41That's supposed to be me up there.
00:54:43I'm the one Connor loved.
00:54:46Everyone's leaving.
00:54:47Can you hurry this up?
00:54:48Right, right.
00:54:49Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:54:52Do we?
00:54:54Tandy Nelson,
00:54:56do you take this man
00:54:57to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:04Tandy.
00:55:05You can answer that.
00:55:10I do.
00:55:11Of course I do.
00:55:14In the power vested in me,
00:55:15and I'll pronounce you
00:55:16man and wife,
00:55:18you may kiss the bride.
00:55:27Are we good?
00:55:29More brilliant maneuvering
00:55:31from Vice President Mitchell
00:55:33has averted another
00:55:34disastrous conflict.
00:55:45Wow.
00:55:46Drunk again?
00:55:47That's really helping
00:55:48your crow's feet.
00:55:49Connor would have asked
00:55:50why I was upset
00:55:51and tried to fix it.
00:55:55See this?
00:55:56It's dirty laundry.
00:55:58Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:00Get to work, woman.
00:56:01I never realized
00:56:02how much work
00:56:02Connor actually did
00:56:03around here.
00:56:04When he was deployed,
00:56:04he would even hire
00:56:05a main service for me.
00:56:07I can't live like this.
00:56:08I need you, Connor.
00:56:09I have to get you back.
00:56:10Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:13What's the fuss about?
00:56:14Everything, okay.
00:56:15No, nothing is okay.
00:56:17Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:23I need to see Connor.
00:56:24I need to see Connor.
00:56:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:26It's going to be all right.
00:56:28I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:30Remember that huge mansion
00:56:32on the blocks?
00:56:33My dream house.
00:56:34I bought it for you.
00:56:36You didn't?
00:56:37Yeah.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:54Happy birthday,
00:56:57Mr. Vice President.
00:57:10Sorry.
00:57:14Hello?
00:57:15I hate to interrupt your honeymoon,
00:57:17but I'm going to need you
00:57:18and Sasha back here
00:57:19in D.C. pronto.
00:57:21Yeah, that is a kind
00:57:23of an emergency.
00:57:24Yeah.
00:57:25Yes, sir.
00:57:28Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:32I think he needs us.
00:57:34I got to go.
00:57:40Still closing on the property,
00:57:41but we'll have the key soon.
00:57:44Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:57:46I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:57:49Mm-hmm.
00:57:54Candy.
00:57:55What are you doing here?
00:57:56Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:00We don't have time for this.
00:58:02Sasha.
00:58:05Wait, Connor.
00:58:05Connor, wait.
00:58:06I need you, Connor.
00:58:07Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:08I bought this place.
00:58:09No, Connor.
00:58:14So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:17You're okay, sir.
00:58:18Ah, thanks.
00:58:19Dad, are you okay?
00:58:21I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:22I'm fine.
00:58:23I think the old ticker
00:58:24is still good
00:58:25for a couple more years,
00:58:26but this has made me
00:58:28realize something.
00:58:29The job of president
00:58:32is a younger man's game,
00:58:34especially with
00:58:35World War III on the horizon.
00:58:38So I've decided
00:58:39to step down
00:58:41because no one knows
00:58:42the Krasov-Tarkev conflict
00:58:45better than you.
00:58:48Sir,
00:58:49with all due respect,
00:58:51I could never replace you.
00:58:53I'm not qualified.
00:58:55Are you questioning
00:58:56my judgment?
00:58:57No, sir.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59I never wanted
00:59:00to be president.
00:59:02And that
00:59:03makes you
00:59:04the perfect man
00:59:06for the job.
00:59:08Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:10Thank you, sir.
00:59:12You too, sweetie.
00:59:20So,
00:59:22General Tupperd,
00:59:23can Rothschild Industries
00:59:24count on your support?
00:59:26I could really
00:59:27use the support
00:59:28these days.
00:59:29I don't know
00:59:29what you did, Stuart,
00:59:30but you certainly
00:59:32pissed somebody off
00:59:32at the top.
00:59:34Nobody else
00:59:35will touch you.
00:59:37Nobody.
00:59:39But how can I say no
00:59:41to a man
00:59:42with such
00:59:43a beautiful wife?
00:59:49Say along.
00:59:51We need this contract.
00:59:58Connor wouldn't humiliate me
01:00:00like this
01:00:00in a million years.
01:00:06Do solemnly swear
01:00:07that I will
01:00:08faithfully execute
01:00:09the office
01:00:09of the Presidency
01:00:10of the United States
01:00:11of America.
01:00:18Oh, God.
01:00:19What have I done?
01:00:24Oh, Connor.
01:00:25I would have never
01:00:26ever treated you
01:00:27like that
01:00:28if I'd known
01:00:28how much it hurt you.
01:00:33breaking news.
01:00:34As his first
01:00:35official act,
01:00:36President Mitchell
01:00:37has ended homelessness.
01:00:41Connor.
01:00:42Caring Connor.
01:00:43Of course
01:00:43that's why you left.
01:00:45You wanted to help
01:00:46your country
01:00:46that's so like you.
01:00:48A real man,
01:00:48unlike.
01:00:55A real man sacrifices.
01:00:57Saves people.
01:00:59Connor.
01:01:00If you ever love me,
01:01:02I know you'll come
01:01:02to save me.
01:01:05Connor.
01:01:14Snelson,
01:01:15I'm your father's
01:01:16estate attorney.
01:01:17We found a recording
01:01:18in his things for you
01:01:19labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:21Out of respect,
01:01:22we felt you should
01:01:22be the first to hear it.
01:01:29my dad made a will?
01:01:40Candy,
01:01:41my beautiful daughter.
01:01:43I know we've had our
01:01:44disagreements,
01:01:45no matter what.
01:01:47Now we're lovey,
01:01:47I want you to be happy.
01:01:49Whether that's with Connor
01:01:51or that prick,
01:01:53Daniel,
01:01:54it's your choice,
01:01:56kiddo.
01:01:56Dad,
01:01:57you were so right
01:01:59about Stuart.
01:02:00I should have never
01:02:02let Connor go.
01:02:08Not in a thousand years.
01:02:10Listen,
01:02:10you old goat,
01:02:11I have one shot
01:02:12left at holding
01:02:13onto Dandy.
01:02:14I can feel her
01:02:15pulling away
01:02:15and I don't know why.
01:02:17I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:19Don't have that much
01:02:20longer,
01:02:21but days I do have.
01:02:22I thank God
01:02:23that I get to see
01:02:24your ass get kicked.
01:02:26It's pathetic.
01:02:27Oh,
01:02:27major dog.
01:02:36What do you have there?
01:02:44Hmm?
01:02:45Nothing.
01:02:47You look handsome.
01:02:54I just need to find
01:02:56Connor and apologize.
01:02:57he'll protect me.
01:03:01Hmm?
01:03:03He blocked me?
01:03:10What is this?
01:03:13Going somewhere?
01:03:16Uh,
01:03:16no.
01:03:17No,
01:03:18hey.
01:03:19No,
01:03:20I,
01:03:21I was just,
01:03:22I was just
01:03:24packing up
01:03:24some old clothes.
01:03:26Connor's.
01:03:28Really?
01:03:29Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Gosh.
01:03:33Ah,
01:03:34you smell
01:03:36intoxicating.
01:03:37Mm-hmm.
01:03:38Why don't you
01:03:41start the shower?
01:03:42Mm-hmm.
01:03:44Well, yeah.
01:03:44Mm-hmm.
01:03:46I've been
01:03:47pheromone maxing
01:03:48just for you.
01:03:51Mm-hmm.
01:03:55I'll be waiting.
01:04:07I'll be waiting.
01:04:08Oh, Tandy,
01:04:10Tandy.
01:04:12All right,
01:04:13my love,
01:04:13the shower is ready
01:04:15for us.
01:04:16My love?
01:04:18Tandy?
01:04:23Tandy?
01:04:24Tandy?
01:04:24Oh,
01:04:25Tandy?
01:04:26I'm really
01:04:27not in the mood
01:04:27for hide-and-seek.
01:04:31Tandy?
01:04:44Sorry, ma'am,
01:04:45but this area
01:04:46is restricted.
01:04:47I just need
01:04:47to see Connor.
01:04:48I understand.
01:04:49The president
01:04:50has many,
01:04:50many female admirers.
01:04:52He receives
01:04:52five to ten proposals
01:04:53every day.
01:04:54No, you don't understand.
01:04:55This is an emergency.
01:04:56I'm his fiancée.
01:04:57Uh-huh.
01:04:58And does his wife know?
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02Word from the top,
01:05:03you can go.
01:05:04But no touching,
01:05:05understand?
01:05:06Okay.
01:05:08What do you want?
01:05:09I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:11The president
01:05:11is very busy.
01:05:12He doesn't have time
01:05:13for you.
01:05:14Why don't you run off
01:05:15to your deadbeat man?
01:05:16I can't.
01:05:17It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:18It's okay.
01:05:20Connor.
01:05:23Connor, thank God.
01:05:25What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:26I'm busy
01:05:27preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:30Can we just
01:05:31talk alone, please?
01:05:34No.
01:05:35Anything you can say
01:05:36in front of me,
01:05:36you can say
01:05:37in front of my wife.
01:05:39I made a mistake.
01:05:41Okay, Connor?
01:05:42I shouldn't have
01:05:43even let him in the house.
01:05:44Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:05:45Connor.
01:05:47He's not
01:05:48what he seems.
01:05:49He is a very,
01:05:51very bad man.
01:05:52Yes.
01:05:53He definitely
01:05:54is not what he seems.
01:05:56I don't love him,
01:05:57Connor.
01:05:57I love you.
01:05:59I was wrong
01:06:00to let you go
01:06:01and I am begging you.
01:06:02Please,
01:06:03please forgive me.
01:06:08Tandy,
01:06:09I only have room
01:06:10in my heart
01:06:11for one woman.
01:06:16I know.
01:06:17You still love me.
01:06:18We have been in love
01:06:20since we were 16.
01:06:21You can't just
01:06:21let that go.
01:06:22Tandy,
01:06:23you left me
01:06:24no choice.
01:06:25I know.
01:06:25I was awful
01:06:26to you,
01:06:27Connor.
01:06:27And I think
01:06:28about that
01:06:29every day.
01:06:30I will do
01:06:31anything
01:06:33if you come
01:06:33back to me.
01:06:34You don't have
01:06:35to cook,
01:06:35you don't have
01:06:36to clean,
01:06:36anything you want.
01:06:38I mean,
01:06:39you can even
01:06:39keep your little
01:06:40side piece.
01:06:41Tandy,
01:06:42I only have room
01:06:44in my heart
01:06:44for one woman,
01:06:46my wife,
01:06:47and she's not
01:06:47a side piece.
01:06:49Do you really
01:06:50not love me
01:06:51anymore,
01:06:51Connor?
01:06:52Look me
01:06:53in the eyes
01:06:53and say it.
01:06:55Tandy,
01:06:56I...
01:07:00I think
01:07:01it's time
01:07:01for you to leave.
01:07:03The recording!
01:07:04If he knew
01:07:04the trouble I'm in,
01:07:05I know he'd
01:07:06save me.
01:07:07Uh, wait,
01:07:08I have something
01:07:09to show you.
01:07:10It's...
01:07:10God,
01:07:11it was...
01:07:11It's right here.
01:07:12It has to be
01:07:13right here.
01:07:13Where is it?
01:07:14Where is it?
01:07:15This will change
01:07:15everything.
01:07:16I'm gonna find it.
01:07:17Wait.
01:07:18No, no, no.
01:07:18Connor, Connor,
01:07:19wait.
01:07:19Wait, I hear this,
01:07:20please.
01:07:21You don't get it.
01:07:22You don't understand.
01:07:32Oh, Stuart!
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Uh, you...
01:07:36You scared me.
01:07:38Why don't we have
01:07:39a special night?
01:07:40You and I.
01:07:42Take a seat.
01:07:45Of course,
01:07:46Starling.
01:07:47Mm.
01:07:50Looking for something?
01:07:58Give it a listen.
01:08:02Tandy,
01:08:03Tandy,
01:08:03sweeter than candy
01:08:05Makes me feel
01:08:06dandy
01:08:07Without her
01:08:08I wouldn't be
01:08:09a Mandy
01:08:10Tie her up
01:08:12and throw her
01:08:13in the back
01:08:13of a Vandy
01:08:17Are you
01:08:18Are you feeling
01:08:19well, Stuart?
01:08:20I'm great.
01:08:23There's a big
01:08:24peace conference
01:08:25coming up
01:08:26with a bunch
01:08:27of political
01:08:28big shots
01:08:28Even though
01:08:30Rothschild Industries
01:08:31is in the shitter
01:08:34You
01:08:35can get me in
01:08:36And when you do
01:08:38I can finally
01:08:40get revenge
01:08:44on your backs
01:08:54I appreciate you
01:08:55gentlemen
01:08:55being here today
01:08:56at this peace summit
01:08:57I adopt
01:08:59Find the much
01:09:00agree with on
01:09:00Mr. President
01:09:03Not with those
01:09:04war hungry
01:09:05Archivians
01:09:07Please gentlemen
01:09:07take a seat
01:09:11How's it going?
01:09:13With the amount of
01:09:14tension in this room
01:09:15I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:16if these guys
01:09:16start throwing hands
01:09:21Identification
01:09:21and invitations
01:09:22Do you know
01:09:23who this is?
01:09:25This
01:09:26is
01:09:26Tandy Nelson
01:09:27President Mitchell's
01:09:29ex-wife
01:09:30and baby mama
01:09:32Look
01:09:34Hmm
01:09:35I didn't realize
01:09:36the president
01:09:36had a
01:09:37baby mama
01:09:38Well, for now
01:09:40neither does TMZ
01:09:41But
01:09:42we can change that
01:09:44if you don't
01:09:45let us through
01:09:47Hmm
01:09:53You all this?
01:09:54I told you
01:09:55that would work
01:09:56This is a bad idea
01:09:57Stuart
01:09:58Shut up
01:09:59My fellow
01:10:00esteemed leaders
01:10:02We are gathered
01:10:03here today
01:10:05as the world
01:10:06is on the brink
01:10:06of war
01:10:08An
01:10:10avoidable war
01:10:12that
01:10:12obviously
01:10:16we would like to
01:10:18avoid
01:10:20Excuse me
01:10:23I know that
01:10:26peace
01:10:26is
01:10:28not easy
01:10:29Oh, brother
01:10:31This guy sucks
01:10:34Stuart
01:10:36How'd you get in here?
01:10:38Oh, I'll tell you how
01:10:39It was actually very easy
01:10:41You see
01:10:42President Mitchell's
01:10:43security
01:10:44is weak
01:10:47How do you suppose
01:10:48you're going to keep peace
01:10:50when you couldn't even
01:10:51keep your engagement
01:10:52together?
01:10:54That's right
01:10:56I am sleeping
01:10:57with President's ex
01:10:59Stop it
01:10:59Stuart
01:11:00Stop it
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:01This is a peace summit
01:11:03not a reality TV show
01:11:05You've met my current
01:11:06wife, haven't you?
01:11:08Now
01:11:09Now there's a reason
01:11:11to go to war, gentlemen
01:11:13Not some
01:11:14silly disagreement
01:11:15about
01:11:15mineral rights
01:11:18Shut up
01:11:19Stop laughing
01:11:21Laugh at him
01:11:22not me
01:11:22They're laughing at you
01:11:24Stuart
01:11:24Because you have
01:11:26no power here
01:11:27Now here's what's
01:11:28going to happen
01:11:30Secret Service
01:11:31is going to arrest you
01:11:32and you're going to
01:11:33spend the next
01:11:33ten years
01:11:34in an army
01:11:35black site
01:11:37See?
01:11:38Now that's funny
01:11:41Not as funny
01:11:42as a bullet
01:11:42in your face
01:11:43He's losing his mind
01:11:45Connor
01:11:45Run!
01:11:46Shut up!
01:11:47Shut up!
01:11:48Shut up!
01:11:49Shut up!
01:11:55Don't come any closer
01:11:56Not one move
01:11:58I want my government
01:12:00contracts reissued
01:12:01and I want you
01:12:02to resign
01:12:02or
01:12:04Dandy
01:12:06It's lead
01:12:07Sir, we might have a shot
01:12:08but there's a chance
01:12:09a civilian
01:12:10Stand down
01:12:11Sir!
01:12:11Stand down!
01:12:14Sasha
01:12:16I'm sorry
01:12:17but I have to do this
01:12:20If something goes wrong
01:12:21just know I love you
01:12:23I know you do
01:12:31Stand down
01:12:32Stand down
01:12:32Stand down
01:12:33Stand down
01:12:36Stuart
01:12:37Wait that gun at me
01:12:38okay
01:12:40I'm the one you hate
01:12:41You made her hate me
01:12:43She won't even look at me
01:12:45She won't fuck me anymore
01:12:47man
01:12:48It's your fault
01:12:50I had the love of my life taken from me, my bed, my house.
01:12:58You did that, Stuart.
01:13:00But there is one difference between you and I.
01:13:03I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger.
01:13:06And me?
01:13:08I've done it a thousand times.
01:13:11No! No, no, no!
01:13:13He'll do it. He'll do it, Connor. He killed my father.
01:13:24Mr. President, sorry, forgiveness.
01:13:31You killed Tom.
01:14:00Oh, Connor.
01:14:02Connor, you saved me.
01:14:03I knew you still loved me.
01:14:06Don't kid yourself, Tandy.
01:14:08I was just doing my civic duty.
01:14:13It's all right.
01:14:16Stand down.
01:14:17Stand down.
01:14:27Sorry about that interruption.
01:14:33Now, you know what?
01:14:36You two want peace.
01:14:38The world demands peace.
01:14:42And if anyone tries to fuck that up,
01:14:45they're going to have to deal with me.
01:14:49Thank you all for your time today.
01:15:24You're wrong.
01:15:26Connor still loves me.
01:15:27I can feel it.
01:15:31You've got to let him go, sweetheart.
01:15:34No.
01:15:34No.
01:15:35He just has to finish his job for his country.
01:15:37And then he'll come back to me.
01:15:39I know it.
01:15:41You'll all see.
01:15:50Congratulations.
01:15:57However, all credit is really due to my beautiful wife.
01:16:02The mastermind behind the truth.
01:16:09Oh.
01:16:13I have a message for the world.
01:16:17Peace is not easy.
01:16:20Sometimes it requires letting go.
01:16:24Setting aside old baggage and moving forwards towards a new, better world.
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