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00:06Yeah, boys.
00:07Yeah, boys.
00:08Excuse me.
00:09Can you both move from my spot?
00:11No.
00:12This is my spot.
00:14Oh, thanks, Leon.
00:16So we let mummy sit with us?
00:18Yeah.
00:19Okay, we love mummy, right?
00:20Yeah.
00:21Aww.
00:23Every evening in Australia...
00:25What disaster we're going to see tonight.
00:27TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:29Oh, that's nice.
00:31Fun fact that you didn't need to know, but now you know.
00:33But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:35No, I don't care.
00:36Where do they pick these people up from?
00:38Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:42Why is TV coming to...?
00:44No, this is not a real TV show.
00:46Malik, are you enjoying this?
00:48No.
00:49This week, we got out and about at the zoo.
00:52Oh!
00:53Oh!
00:53Oh, animals!
00:55Who's who in the zoo?
00:57Explored Sydney's most iconic location.
01:01NCIS Antarctica?
01:03No corner of the world, they will not solve a crime.
01:06NCIS has hit a whole new realm.
01:09And saw a new side to an old face.
01:11Oh, Gordon!
01:12I love Gordon Ramsay.
01:14Ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram, I've just given him his face.
01:26Adam and Simon are away this week.
01:28But meanwhile, in Brisbane...
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31The other day, a dirty big huntsman ran across my dash as I was driving.
01:35Oh, in the car.
01:36In the car.
01:37No.
01:38Screaming.
01:38I thought I could hear Mariah Carey here the other day.
01:42But that was just you.
01:45Sunday night on 7, we sat down for another episode of...
01:49Australian Idol!
01:52One of your favourite shows, Lee.
01:53Oh, f...
01:54For tonight's ep, there's a guest judge.
01:56I'd make a good judge on these shows.
01:58I've got a good eye for things.
02:00No, you've got to have a good ear.
02:01Anyway, joining Amy Shark and Marsha Hines is...
02:04Jessica Mowboy.
02:06Yeah, Jessica Mowboy!
02:08Mowboy!
02:09Oh!
02:10I love Jess!
02:11Wait, where's Kyle?
02:13Do we care?
02:14No, we don't.
02:15Oh, sick.
02:16And now we're in Top 30 week with the...
02:18Overnight group challenge.
02:19What is this?
02:20Ah, well, it's a challenge where groups rehearse overnight.
02:24Oh!
02:25OK.
02:26Rehearsals until the early hours of the morning.
02:292.14am.
02:30Practising in the hotel room, you would not want to be next door to them.
02:33I don't care where...
02:35Shut up!
02:37And the next day, they're ready to perform.
02:39Wakey-wakey.
02:40Here we go.
02:41See what they're like.
02:42I don't care where I'm with my baby, yeah.
02:46Oh, my God, it's beautiful.
02:48Who knows this song?
02:49It's a Justin Bieber song.
02:51Oh.
02:51All the bad things disappear.
02:54I quite like the girl in green.
02:55She's got a really good voice.
02:56And you're making me feel like...
02:58The other chick's just kind of whining at me.
03:00It's annoying.
03:00I feel like I haven't done the dishwasher or something.
03:04Yeah!
03:06That was awesome!
03:08OK, let's see what the judges think.
03:10You know what?
03:10No Kyle to rip it all apart.
03:12Yay!
03:14You're a great trio.
03:15I'm sorry.
03:16I love Marsha, but she's got like a Disney princess wig on.
03:19So beautiful.
03:20All right, moving on.
03:21Next group, please.
03:23Next group, please.
03:24Shut up.
03:25Singers Tayo and John have been paired up with rapper Asha.
03:30Asha.
03:30Asha looks like Ethan, man.
03:32It's definitely a bit nerve-wracking.
03:33He's very cute.
03:34I'm a rapper, so...
03:36Ethan!
03:36That gives me Ethan.
03:38Never smiling, just always staring awkwardly.
03:40And today, he and his group are performing this classic by The Police.
03:44Every breath you take.
03:47Every move you make.
03:50I'll be watching you.
03:52Watching you.
03:53What's this guy doing?
03:54Just repeating everything everyone says?
03:56Watching you.
03:58Yeah, I'll be watching.
03:59I feel like I need a restraining order from the amount of watching he's doing.
04:03Oh, see, he's good.
04:06The kid in the cap's a ripper.
04:08What happens when his balls drop, though?
04:13You know what I was just thinking about?
04:14I was thinking when I was looking at them.
04:16If there'll ever be another George Michael.
04:18Um, maybe.
04:19But let's hear what the judges think.
04:20Asha, you're on notice.
04:22Notice.
04:23Notice.
04:24Notice.
04:24Possible elimination at the end of the day.
04:26Day.
04:27Day.
04:27Day.
04:27Could be going home.
04:28You need to go home.
04:30Alright, that was shit.
04:32Let's move on.
04:32Okay, surely you'll like the final group.
04:35Alright, what have we got?
04:36La la la.
04:37La na na na na.
04:39More than I dare to think about.
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh my god, they're destroying Kylie.
04:44And ever.
04:47Oh!
04:47Out of two.
04:48Jeez, god.
04:49Can't get you out of my head.
04:51Oh, Jessica, my boy hates it.
04:53Jess, sis, we're feeling ya.
04:55Jess is like, where's that buzzer that they use on the other show that stops the noise?
04:59Every night.
05:01God.
05:02Oh, no.
05:02You ruined it.
05:03Can't get you out of my head.
05:06God, no.
05:07Bob is all I think about.
05:10Oh, it's horrible.
05:10I'm liking it.
05:12Too out of my head.
05:14Look, I don't want to be Kyle, but that was.
05:16Shit.
05:17It was one of the worst.
05:18Worst ever.
05:19Group performances I have ever seen.
05:21I thought it was quite good.
05:22Really?
05:23Okay, let's hear from Jessica.
05:24When you are singing.
05:26Alright, Jessica, stop.
05:28We know you've got a great voice.
05:29Jess is always gonna find an excuse to start singing somewhere.
05:32Can't get you out of my head.
05:35Do you know what I mean?
05:36I love Jessica Bowboy.
05:37She's so good.
05:39In actual fact, that was truly a car crash.
05:42To have Marsha rip you a new one, it means you're bad.
05:46She's a nice person.
05:47She's not like us.
05:48And with everyone from the first two groups safe.
05:51Y'all are through to the next round.
05:52You're going to the next round, Ethan.
05:54That leaves Lydia and Olivia.
05:58Blondie staying.
05:59I think Redhead will stay.
06:00This really wasn't easy.
06:01Wanna make a bet?
06:02Yep.
06:02Ten push-ups.
06:03Yep.
06:04You both show so much promise.
06:06Olivia.
06:07Oh!
06:09Unfortunately, your idle journey is over today.
06:12What?
06:12Lydia's safe and we're sending Olivia home?
06:15Come on!
06:16You're just being a sore loser now.
06:20One.
06:23Two.
06:35There must be someone in the area who has a husky.
06:38They always walk their husky.
06:39But their husky isn't as good looking as AC.
06:42Aww.
06:43Huh?
06:44Love you with.
06:45You want to give daddy a kiss?
06:47No.
06:48Friday night on Nine.
06:49They say...
06:50Oh, animals!
06:51Don't ever...
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh!
06:54With babies...
06:55Oh, how cute is that thing?
06:56Look, would you let the poor lady finish?
06:58Well...
06:59Sorry.
07:00But what if...
07:01Aww!
07:02Aww!
07:03Look at the wobbly legs.
07:04Oh, forget it.
07:05Here's the titles.
07:07Theronga!
07:08Who's who in the zoo?
07:10I love zoos.
07:11You like anything with animals.
07:13I do.
07:14At the Wildlife Hospital in Dubbo...
07:16Oh my goodness, we're in Dubbo!
07:18The team are getting ready for another busy day.
07:22She looks like someone from Dubbo, hey?
07:23Two echidnas, two eastern long-necked turtles.
07:25Like if you met her and she said, oh, I'm from Dubbo.
07:27You go, yeah.
07:28Okay, enough about the people of Dubbo.
07:30We're here for its animals.
07:32Starting with...
07:33Some rather large, rather imposing animals.
07:37Rhino!
07:38Exactly.
07:39Here at Theronga we have black, white and greater one horn rhinos.
07:42How do you tell the difference?
07:43I think the colour of them.
07:45Despite the names, there isn't really any colour difference between our black and white rhinos.
07:50Okay.
07:50We're all the same, Kevin.
07:52Hey buddy, come on!
07:53Notice the black ones locked up though?
07:55I'm sure the white ones would be locked up too.
07:57Where's the white ones?
07:58Um, they're here.
08:00The white rhino do tend to be a little bit more relaxed than...
08:04Well, they would be, wouldn't they?
08:06Next we meet...
08:07Hello, Thomas.
08:08Come on.
08:08Oh my God!
08:10Sea lions!
08:11That's how you walk out, Bob.
08:12Good go.
08:13Slither around the house.
08:14Tani, an Australian sea lion who is about 15 months pregnant, is having an ultrasound.
08:21Fifteen months, Leanne.
08:23God, I'll complain after eight.
08:25And elephants are pregnant for like two years or something.
08:27Mm-mm.
08:28Good to know.
08:30Yeah.
08:30And dogs eat their own shit too.
08:32Good to know.
08:33So we're looking for the spell now.
08:35What's that?
08:36That's his little nose.
08:37Wait, that's really cute.
08:38What are you looking at?
08:40I'm not sure.
08:41Yep, we've got eyes.
08:42How can they tell from these images?
08:43Yeah, I don't know.
08:44I think they're just making things up.
08:467.9 centimetres.
08:48And after a few calculations, the team finally have a date.
08:54Oh!
08:54We're expecting Tani to pop in around five weeks' time.
08:57Five weeks!
08:58How exciting!
08:59How does seals boink?
09:00How does she get herself into this predicament?
09:03They couldn't really hold on, Bob.
09:04No, they couldn't.
09:05And it turns out Tani isn't the only one with a bun in the oven.
09:09Messy is due to give birth any day now, and this will be her first cast.
09:13Oh, God.
09:14The seals having babies, the rhinos having babies.
09:16Everyone at the zoo's been busy bonking, haven't they?
09:18Give them a TV or something to occupy their time.
09:21We've also got our birth plan ready to go.
09:24Birth plan?
09:25Trick, are they going to do a gender reveal?
09:26And yesterday she had some increased memory development.
09:30Chris, what memory development?
09:31Memories.
09:32Oh, she's got big nips, does she?
09:34She could be giving birth soon.
09:35No, we're not going to see an animal give birth.
09:37We're not.
09:37We're not going to see a rhino.
09:38No, we are not.
09:39No.
09:40She's just laid down.
09:41Oh, she's giving birth right now.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44This is amazing.
09:46No.
09:46No.
09:47It's like she's pushing.
09:48She's pushing.
09:49She's pushing.
09:49She's pushing.
09:50She's pushing.
09:50No.
09:51She's doing it by herself.
09:54We have a cough today.
09:55Are you serious?
09:56Wait, that was so quick.
09:58That just fell out of her.
09:59She looked like me in the morning after my coffee.
10:02Messy's first time delivery is perfect.
10:05Oh, it's a little baby.
10:08Congratulations.
10:09Look, all the cousins have 40 of them come to the hospital.
10:12Yep.
10:12But for one nerve-wracking minute, the cough is barely moving.
10:18Oh, no.
10:20Nooks are dead.
10:21No, that's right.
10:22This is what they do.
10:22It's for TV and stuff.
10:23Wow.
10:25It's wiggling around a little bit now.
10:27Yay!
10:29They've got the producer in the back there just shaking it.
10:32The producer's from Maths.
10:33And as the overnight CCTV vision turns into day...
10:37Oh!
10:38What a ripper!
10:40Oh, my God.
10:42Is that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
10:44Keeper Hayley needs to be sure Messy is accepting her new cough.
10:49It's like she's just standing there like, I don't know who this thing is.
10:51Yeah, well, it's confused.
10:52It's just dropped a little bloody dinosaur out of it.
10:54She looks a little bit nervous, to be honest.
10:57She's like, shit, what do I do with this thing now?
10:59You just never know how it's going to go.
11:01Remember when we were leaving the hospital with Malik?
11:03You're like, I just can't believe they're letting us leave with him.
11:06I haven't even read the manual.
11:07Yeah, and we're leaving with this baby.
11:09That is the rhino right now.
11:11That was you.
11:12That was what Daddy said when he brought you home.
11:16Oh, that was so good.
11:17I love that.
11:19I wonder what's going to happen with the seal?
11:20When is the seal going to have a baby?
11:22I literally must know how seal is, mate.
11:25Yeah.
11:25That's going to keep me up at night.
11:26Can you google it?
11:27Seal porn.
11:29Are you on incognito?
11:30I'm going to go incognito just in case.
11:31Yeah, I'll hold you the best.
11:43Coolest thing happened to me today.
11:45I got three months of free car insurance.
11:48So I rang up my car insurer and I was like,
11:50hey man, I just want to pay out my insurance policy,
11:51I had some cash.
11:52Looked it up and he goes,
11:53oh, that policy was cancelled three months ago.
11:55You've been driving around for three months without insurance.
11:57I was like, oh, okay, do I have to catch up?
11:59And he's like, no, no, we'll just start a new one.
12:01So it was double good news.
12:02Didn't have to pay.
12:03Didn't have an accident.
12:05You are lucky, dude.
12:09This week, streaming on 10,
12:11was the US version of the cult sensation murder mystery show.
12:15The Traders!
12:17It's my favourite show on TV.
12:19I love American reality shows where they have celebrities
12:22because they actually have real celebrities.
12:24They sure do.
12:25Like...
12:25No one's ready for this.
12:26Lisa Rinna.
12:27The Housewives of Beverly Hills.
12:29Something dangerous is about to go down.
12:32Portia!
12:33Oh, another real housewife.
12:34Portia makes good television.
12:35This game is not built for trust.
12:38That's candour.
12:39Sorry, was that another housewife?
12:41The real housewives will just want to kill each other.
12:43Well, lucky there's more than just housewives.
12:45You corner a wild animal.
12:46Oh, my God.
12:47Rob is the sexiest guy.
12:49Oh, goodness gracious.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:51I am deadly.
12:52Michael Rapaport.
12:53I know him, at least.
12:54He played in...
12:55What do you call it?
12:56In Scarface.
12:57He was Al Pacino's lawyer.
12:59Fun fact.
13:00Character actor Michael Rapaport
13:02did not play Al Pacino's lawyer in the 1983 crime drama Scarface.
13:06Players, behold!
13:08Your fate awaits.
13:10Ah!
13:10I love Alan Cumming.
13:11A new dawn of terror will begin.
13:14He's perfect for the host.
13:15Are you ready to play?
13:16Yeah!
13:17So, what is this show about?
13:19It's basically just a big game of Cluedo.
13:21Hello, hello.
13:22Where the faithful are killed off by a group of three traitors picked out by the host.
13:27Here we go.
13:28The hand of God.
13:29I feel like if I got the trade, I'd be like...
13:33Bang.
13:33Is that Candace?
13:35I feel like I just won Miss United States.
13:38Candace, bloody love ya.
13:41Lisa, of course!
13:43Lisa Rinna's gonna be good, cause she's been in The Bold and the Beautiful.
13:46I'm a traitor, hallelujah!
13:48And her face doesn't move.
13:49Yeah, she's actually 104 years old.
13:51And the third traitor is...
13:54Oh, the hot one!
13:55Time now for Candace, Lisa and the hot one to meet in secret.
13:59Here we go.
14:00This is the best bit.
14:01This now looks like a scene from Epstein Island.
14:03Few rich Americans doing weird shit.
14:08They're so loud.
14:09You can't be able to hear them from downstairs.
14:12Nah, downstairs they're too busy listening to the guy who doesn't play Al Pacino's lawyer put his foot in it.
14:17There's five housewives.
14:18So, mathematically, at least one of the five is a traitor.
14:23Michael!
14:24Shut up!
14:26Michael is either a terrible faithful or a terrible traitor.
14:30They need to get rid of Michael.
14:32Well, for the first challenge, teams nominate who they hope gets murdered, and it's Michael's name that ends up on
14:37the chopping block.
14:38Jame on you!
14:39Doesn't mean he's murdered, he's just on the list.
14:42I am absolutely, positively taking it personally.
14:46He is a Matty D.
14:48Imagine how cut Dad would be if he got a coffin in here.
14:51Well, people don't come to my party and stuff like that.
14:54I remember.
14:55Seems like traitor housewife Candice is also holding a grudge for Michael.
14:59Michael was like, who are we going to put the caskets in?
15:02Let's do the housewives.
15:03And I was like, no!
15:05What?
15:05He has to aim for the housewives!
15:07Wow, Candice is just hooding him under the bus.
15:11She's just fabricating a story.
15:13That doesn't sound like a housewife.
15:14We have a slightly more than 10% chance we're in a date, mate.
15:17That sucks, man.
15:18Yeah, it does.
15:19Dude!
15:19Where did he come from?
15:20The long-haired guy with the glasses.
15:22Um, that's actually Taylor Swift's future mother-in-law, Donna Kelsey.
15:25He looks like the lead singer of Air Supply.
15:27Come on, we're getting sidetracked.
15:29You had a motive, like you knew who you wanted to be murdered.
15:32Me, Michael Rappaport?
15:35No, the other Michael sitting in the back row, mate.
15:37It wasn't the housewives.
15:38That's what they said you said.
15:39No, are we about to have a full confrontation day one?
15:42Oh my God, this is like the real housewives dinners.
15:45Oh my God!
15:46It's about to get really good!
15:48You just told me, I said, let's get a housewife.
15:52Now Candice is going to be caught out for fibbing.
15:53She shot herself in the foot, this traitor.
15:56I was referring to him saying something about housewives yesterday.
16:00You misheard me.
16:00I did not say he said it today.
16:03What?
16:04Oh, it was on camera.
16:06She did say it.
16:07I think Candice, she's going to get into trouble by like talking too much.
16:10Traitors should be quiet.
16:12Submarines under the water.
16:13And there's one more twist for Candice, Lisa and the hot one.
16:16A secret fourth traitor.
16:18What?
16:19There's a fourth.
16:20The secret traitor will not know your identities nor you theirs.
16:23Ooh.
16:25Each night, they will decide which players are on the shortlist for murder.
16:29Wait, wait, wait, what?
16:30Oh, I love this.
16:31I like this.
16:31I like them changing around.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Should we look at the secret traitor's shortlist?
16:35Pass it to someone else.
16:36I'm not sure Lisa can read.
16:37Well, she's got damn big glasses.
16:39Look at this handwriting though.
16:40That's a man's handwriting.
16:41Who recognises anyone's handwriting?
16:43Oh yeah, but you would write with your left hand.
16:45Oh yeah, I'm left handed.
16:46Well, you'd write with your right.
16:47Well, no dude couldn't understand anything then.
16:50Who are these people?
16:52Oh, I've got to watch the rest of this.
16:54I like this.
16:55That is one of the best seasons I've seen yet.
16:56Yeah, I agree.
16:57To have all the housewives.
16:58Yeah.
16:59Hook.
16:59Line.
17:00Sinker.
17:14I know what happens when you drink this.
17:18Last time you drank this, I couldn't walk for two weeks.
17:22You're an idiot.
17:24On Paramount Plus, the globe-trotting crime-solving NCIS crew are back down under for another season.
17:31I love NCIS Sydney.
17:34So, which part of Sydney will they be solving a crime in today?
17:40NCIS Antarctica?
17:42Right.
17:43There's no corner of the world they will not solve a crime.
17:46Is this a real place?
17:48Antarctica is a real place.
17:50I actually found out the other week that people actually can go to Antarctica.
17:54Yeah?
17:55Yes!
17:55Like, people live there.
17:57You can't live there.
17:58Yeah.
17:58Scientists live there.
17:59You can't.
17:59Who are they renting from?
18:00Which igloo?
18:01Well, this group of scientists live there.
18:03I'm sorry, Jen.
18:05I just...
18:05I don't feel great.
18:06And they're preparing to bunker down for six months of darkness as winter approaches.
18:11And something to transport you out of this frozen hellhole.
18:14The Sonnerville Chronicles.
18:17Love that series.
18:19How's the twist?
18:21You think he's the hero.
18:22Turns out he's the killer all along.
18:24Did that guy just spoil six months worth of raiding?
18:28Such a dick.
18:31Oh my god!
18:32What the hell?
18:34What?
18:35Oh!
18:37Oh yeah, he deserved to die for that.
18:39A US Navy climatologist attacked and killed one of her colleagues.
18:42Why are they calling over the Sydney NCIS team to go to Antarctica?
18:47It's a great question.
18:48Thank you!
18:49I think it's probably because they have to take a ship there.
18:52I don't think you...
18:53Take a what?
18:53You can't fly to Antarctica.
18:55Take a ship there.
18:56You catch a flight, if I'm right, I think it's to Africa.
18:59And then you catch a boat.
19:01Africa?
19:03Oh, so you can catch a plane there.
19:05You're not coming in?
19:06No, I'm going to get some shut-eye.
19:07It's Santa Claus.
19:08Santa Claus.
19:09Is Santa American?
19:10No, and Santa would be at the other pole anyway.
19:12This guy is the pilot.
19:14How did Kyle Sanderlands get a role on this show?
19:16Hello?
19:18NCIS?
19:19Everyone's been murdered, I'm tipping.
19:23Oh shit!
19:24Look at all the dead bodies.
19:25Told ya!
19:26But the bodies don't stop there.
19:27I guess this must be where they store the frozen core samples.
19:32Another one bites the dust.
19:35Did I mention I hate the cold?
19:36Oh, and they're crook gags after finding someone dead.
19:40There's a dead person.
19:41Knock, knock.
19:41Who's there?
19:42But is she dead?
19:44It's the woman they found in the freezer.
19:45Nah, they're dead.
19:47Ah!
19:48She's alive!
19:49What?
19:50I had nowhere to hide so I got into the cryo fridge.
19:53Shut up!
19:54She's like frozen in there.
19:56Now she's alive and talking like she's fine.
19:59I'm going to search up, can you be frozen alive and then come back alive?
20:02And then your body temperature dropped rapidly.
20:05It's fully not possible!
20:06In fact, you need to Google that's concerning.
20:09How would you explain all this?
20:10So one woman did all this?
20:12How could one woman get them all at the same time?
20:15You mean this woman?
20:17Oh!
20:18There he is!
20:18There's our murderer!
20:19And now that she's become furniture.
20:22Our missing doctor.
20:23As requested.
20:24She's become less of a suspect.
20:26Yeah, who did the rest?
20:27How did they all just drop dead?
20:29You thinking multiple aggressors?
20:31That's what it looks like.
20:32Maybe they all just went mad.
20:34And they all killed each other.
20:36I just got this off the CCTV.
20:37Yeah, I bet you everyone killed each other.
20:39Wild psychotagogy.
20:41It looks like they just all started killing each other.
20:43I said that!
20:44You didn't say that.
20:45That's what she said.
20:46No, she didn't.
20:47What kind of pathogen turns people homicidal?
20:50Rabies.
20:50Okay, so this is sort of a bit like a zombie thing.
20:53What do you know about zombie viruses?
20:55Uh, just the basics.
20:56Yeah, there we go.
20:56I told you.
20:57What the hell?
20:58NCIS is at a new level.
21:00We're talking zombies.
21:01In Antarctica.
21:02Yes, there's a few unique plot twists in this one.
21:04After the investigators discover a Belarusian hiding in the room...
21:10I should have tried to help them.
21:12They figure out that he's the one that's poisoned all the other scientists
21:16with some kind of ancient zombified mind control rabies
21:19that he found in the permafrost.
21:20Anyone think this is the weirdest NCIS show ever?
21:24But don't worry, they managed to shoot him, get to the plane, and forget that there ever
21:29was a zombie rabies outbreak.
21:31I'd take a week in Doran right about now.
21:33Why'd I have a feeling that the pilot is going to go crazy halfway through this flight?
21:38Scooter?
21:38I don't feel so good.
21:40Did I tell you or what?
21:42Oh, Santa down!
21:45Oh my god, it's a zombie!
21:48Now we've got Carl Sander lands on a bender.
21:52Meady, meady, meady.
21:56Suddenly we know how to fly a plane. Suddenly she knows how to fly an aeroplane.
22:01No, it can't be that hard. Just press on the brakes.
22:07No, we're all good now. We're good.
22:10Yeah.
22:11All under control now.
22:12Who's going to land the plane just quietly?
22:16Oh.
22:17What the f-?
22:20NCIS has hit a whole new realm.
22:22This show is so unrealistic, but I'm here for it.
22:24I'm not here for it at all.
22:26I'm here for it at all.
22:36In Melbourne, Tim's got a duck.
22:39Who's a little piggy?
22:40Oh yes, get it all in you.
22:42Oh yes.
22:43Are you sure you're not fattening her up?
22:49This week on Netflix, we sampled the new series about the one and only...
22:54Chef Gordon Ramsay!
22:57Gordon!
22:58Oh, Gordon!
22:59I love Gordon Ramsay.
23:00Let's go, come on.
23:02He would be the most famous chef in the world.
23:05He's cooking royalty.
23:06I love Gordon Ramsay, but man, I'd never want him near me.
23:08He scares the shiz out of me.
23:10Yeah, same.
23:11But this series shows another side of the infamous swearing chef.
23:16Being Gordon Ramsay.
23:17Oh, I like this.
23:18Jad, are you aware that Gordon has branched off into yet another series?
23:22No, ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram, I've just given him his space.
23:26Well, he's been a little busy as he takes on the challenge of...
23:30The most ambitious project I've ever opened in my entire life.
23:34What's that?
23:35I'm opening five independent businesses under one roof.
23:39Wow.
23:40He's doing the whole kick caboodle.
23:42A unique dining experience.
23:44That's what I want.
23:44A unique dining experience.
23:46Oh, coffee.
23:46That'd be a unique dining experience.
23:48Yeah, gastro.
23:49Budget is 20 million pounds.
23:52Oh, my God.
23:53Wow!
23:5420 million pounds?
23:55What are they doing in there?
23:56Gold floor?
23:57Doesn't have Lebanese tradies.
23:58That's the problem.
23:59There is so much riding on this, financially.
24:02You're sticking in massive gambling.
24:03Yeah.
24:03And that's just showing off.
24:04Oh, yeah.
24:05Real white people, eh?
24:06I just want to conquer everything.
24:08Yeah.
24:08Yeah.
24:09I'm 57.
24:10Sort of one of my final stakes in the ground.
24:12Something that I'm going to be best remembered for.
24:14No, he is going to be remembered for idiot sandwich.
24:17What are you?
24:18An idiot sandwich?
24:20Look down there.
24:21Look how small everything looks.
24:23Oh, wow.
24:24That is quite the view.
24:25It's giving center point.
24:26Does it rotate?
24:27Helping him in this new stage of his career is his wife, Tana.
24:3130 years since we got together.
24:32Oh, wow.
24:33She's been with him for 30 years.
24:35I can't do one person for 30 days.
24:37Boring.
24:37Next.
24:38When I met Tana, she brought a level of excitement.
24:41I'd like to know what she thought when she met you.
24:42I thought he was really arrogant.
24:44I didn't like him.
24:45Oh, there you go.
24:46This is actually similar to me and dad, but without the high profile stuff.
24:50But then, yeah, we ended up chatting.
24:52He said he liked me.
24:54The first time meeting you.
24:55Yeah.
24:56That's really creepy.
24:57I know.
24:58I guess I must have fancied him.
24:59Two weeks after he met me, he told me he loved me.
25:02I'm like, really?
25:05Red flag.
25:06As well as growing his food empire, the show also shows us Gordon, the family man.
25:11When we're home, it's always a really happy time.
25:15Oh, he's got such a beautiful family.
25:17We've got six kids.
25:18Six kids.
25:20Jesus, have you heard of the pill?
25:22Being with them gives you an incredible uplift.
25:25He's got bloody toddlers as well.
25:27How old is he, though?
25:29Too old.
25:29The older the bull.
25:30Harder the horn.
25:31And one of those kids is Tilly, who's an aspiring chef and needs a uniform.
25:36Let's go, girl.
25:36But before they can do that...
25:38Oh, fuck!
25:39Oh!
25:39Did he just get rear-ended?
25:40No, he just reversed into something.
25:42Brought up his Tijuana.
25:43Oh, shit!
25:44He can cook, but he can't drive.
25:46Oh, my God.
25:46Imagine having an accident with Gordon Ramsay.
25:48Can I give you my details?
25:49Sorry.
25:50I would have his number.
25:51I would have his address.
25:52I'd be like pretending to call him every week about the car.
25:54He'd definitely get a new number the next week.
25:57So, I'm here for some chef jackets, please.
25:59They've got to be white.
26:00Why do chefs wear white, the colour that you can see most of the food dirt on?
26:04Well, it's actually because of...
26:05I'm going to Google it.
26:06Oh, fine.
26:07The little button that gets done up in there.
26:09Cleanliness and general warn, white, clean and safe would want you to eat high, visible head chefs.
26:15Yeah, visibility.
26:17Uh, sure.
26:18Anyway, with the uniform sorted, it's back to his £20 million multi-restaurant project.
26:23I've got a feeling that we couldn't even afford an entree at this place.
26:26If we shared an entree, our card would still decline.
26:28Yeah, okay.
26:29And to build buzz before the restaurant launches, Gordon has a plan.
26:32Tonight I'm going to fill the top floor with a hundred of the most powerful influencers.
26:37Oh, so he's doing an influencer night.
26:38Dude, we could afford an influencers night.
26:40I don't think they're paying.
26:41Very good idea.
26:42Showing them before and getting them on that journey with him.
26:45The event's being set on the rooftop.
26:46Although the construction isn't yet finished.
26:49We'll be working directly on the roof.
26:51Ideally, we don't want rain.
26:52Oh, the party's supposed to be outside and they haven't put the roof on.
26:56Why didn't they have cover?
26:57They're still building.
26:58He's the London boy.
26:59He should know better.
27:00The roof's not on yet.
27:02And that's where the party is.
27:03What a disaster.
27:04Is this just a show about people making stupid decisions?
27:08I want to watch more of that.
27:10I want to watch more of it.
27:11I'm in.
27:11I'm hooked.
27:13I genuinely love him.
27:14I'm going to watch this whole thing.
27:15I'm going to sleep on your couch.
27:17Where is your wife?
27:18Please, please.
27:18Because it's already on.
27:19I've got momentum.
27:20Just go home and finish it.
27:37Any secrets to share from the hens night?
27:39Mum was dancing with guys.
27:41A guy asked mum back to the room.
27:43No.
27:43Yes.
27:44And a young guy.
27:45You didn't tell me about this.
27:46What happens at the hens, stares at the hens.
27:50On the ABC, a familiar face has returned with a new documentary series.
27:55Come on command.
27:56Remember this guy?
27:58Yeah.
27:58Todd?
27:59Todd Sampson?
28:00He hasn't been on TV for a long time, Todd.
28:02Why?
28:03Why not?
28:04Oh, you're saying the name of the show.
28:06It's called Todd Sampson's Why.
28:08What?
28:08Why?
28:09Who?
28:09Why?
28:10Why?
28:11Bingo.
28:12But what, where and who are valid questions.
28:14I think he's following people out and trying to unpack the motivations for their behaviour.
28:18Why they do particular things.
28:20Okay.
28:20And this week, he's following people who are worried about the end of the world.
28:23Yeah, but why?
28:25What are you prepping from or for?
28:27Like, what are you, what are you worried about?
28:28Uh, well, chemical, biological, nuclear and radiological warfare.
28:32Tell me this is a show about preppers.
28:35Yes!
28:37Tell me!
28:38Shut up!
28:39You shouldn't be allowed to watch these shows, sir.
28:41This is gonna send you back.
28:43There's always gonna be war.
28:44I'm a prepper!
28:45Oh!
28:47Yes!
28:48Preppers are kooky, man.
28:49Oh, it's gonna send me back so badly.
28:52They kind of scare me.
28:54Yes!
28:56I know what we need, Milo.
28:58Dude, if we're watching this, I'm ready.
29:01Maria and Phil are modern day preppers.
29:04The concept of societal unrest is very real.
29:07So their whole lives are just ruined thinking that-
29:09About the end of the world.
29:10Doomsday.
29:10That's ridiculous.
29:12You're depressed.
29:13It could be a cyber attack on a grid.
29:15It could be a zombie apocalypse.
29:16It could be a solar flare.
29:17You can have like-
29:18Oh my God.
29:19The whole of society can like shut down.
29:22Nuclear wars.
29:23What are you doing drinking my beer?
29:24Because I'm watching crap, Keith.
29:26I need alcohol.
29:27The head of this commune, or MAG as they call it, are couple Maria and Phil.
29:32Nathan is the youngest member of the MAG.
29:34He's also their grandson.
29:36Usually one of the couples is a prepper and then they drag the other one along for the ride.
29:41You're the only reason we don't have like a whole stash hidden and dug somewhere under the ground.
29:48This is a get home bag.
29:49Like if it was up to me, we would have bug out bags.
29:52Or a bug out bag.
29:53It's designed for our area.
29:55We would have like a stash.
29:56We would have food supply.
29:58You mean like this.
29:59Wow.
29:59There's your container.
30:01You know, but I wanted mine buried.
30:04I thought about everything Judd.
30:05So how much is in here?
30:06Just over 6,000 pounds.
30:08Beans for protein.
30:09Black beans.
30:10White beans.
30:11Brown beans.
30:12They'll be shitting for days.
30:13Q-tips and things that you use everyday toothbrushes.
30:16What would be one tin item that you would want to have in your doomsday supply?
30:21Lube.
30:22Lube?
30:23Why?
30:24In case the zombies try and jump you.
30:28AR-10, 308.
30:30What?
30:30What's that going to do?
30:31Shoot the sky at the nuclear thing.
30:34It's an AR-15 pistol.
30:35Why?
30:36Why did they have to go so Rambo?
30:37Why am I so obsessed about the killing?
30:39Like seriously.
30:40Why?
30:41Why is what Todd's here to find out, remember?
30:43So what would this typically be used for?
30:45Stopping bad guys.
30:46What bad guys bro?
30:48You live in the middle of nowhere.
30:51Moving!
30:51This is what happens when you decide to homeschool your children.
30:54Who?
30:55Who?
30:55Who are they training for?
30:57Matt, what is the point of being a prepper if you're not prepared?
31:00They're preparing.
31:02For what?
31:03Who?
31:03Why?
31:04As preppers, they practice prepping for everything.
31:07For example, what to do if unexpected guests rock up at the end of the world.
31:12Maria and her mag are ready for the defence drill.
31:14There's going to be an unknown vehicle coming up the road.
31:17And we're going to react to it.
31:18Oh my god!
31:20It's amazing that like, the type of people that do this are always like the overweight.
31:24Hey, that's not fair.
31:25Some of them are old.
31:27We're going to...
31:27No.
31:28Take it seriously.
31:29This looks like one bad dad's army.
31:32Where are you guys coming from?
31:33The city.
31:33The city?
31:34The virus has gotten out.
31:35The zombie apocalypse is really bad.
31:39Gone.
31:41You slowly step out of the vehicle.
31:42They're full role play.
31:44Baby eagle, stand down.
31:48Scott, the sniper.
31:49Sniper?
31:50Can't stand down, because he can't stand up.
31:55Wrong.
31:56He's sinking in the mud, he doesn't have enough to get up.
31:59This is so good.
32:00They didn't prep for this, did they?
32:02He just needs help getting up.
32:05I keep sinking.
32:06They didn't prep for him getting stuck in the chair.
32:09There you go.
32:09He was blindsided by that mud.
32:13And now, it's finally time to answer the question.
32:16Why?
32:17Why?
32:17Why?
32:18You wonder why.
32:19You really want to know?
32:20Yeah.
32:20Yes.
32:21If you don't prepare, you stand to lose your family.
32:26I started to spiral into prepper mode when I had Malik.
32:30That gives someone something to live for.
32:33I would be welcomed, because I would say I want to protect my family.
32:38These people would not welcome you.
32:40They've probably got some Lebanese people in their basement in a cage.
32:59Oh my goodness.
33:01Bon appetit.
33:02You made these?
33:02I did make these.
33:03The vodka brought to you by the young man at the bottle shop who asked for my ID today.
33:07Oh, cheers to that.
33:08I'm so young.
33:09What a day for you.
33:11I know.
33:12This week on Netflix, we caught one of the last episodes of a classic makeover series.
33:17It's Queer Eye.
33:19Yes.
33:20I love this show.
33:21I can't believe it's coming to an end after 10 years though.
33:25So what's the purpose of this show?
33:27Can someone explain it to me?
33:28Each episode, the Fab Five visit people in need of a lifestyle makeover to help improve
33:33their homes, their look and their lives.
33:36Because it's the last season, I think they like turned straight at the end or something.
33:39Real plot twist.
33:40And one of their final house calls is to help single mum Kate.
33:43Wait.
33:44They're doing women now?
33:45It's not for the straight guy.
33:46They do both.
33:47Hi.
33:47We're queer.
33:49That's gonna be how I enter every house from now on.
33:51Kate's just adorable.
33:52I see a loving mother.
33:54I see a top knot that's begging to be Julia Roberts.
33:57I just feel like this is a gay man's dream to come and fix a straight woman's life.
34:01Oh, yes.
34:02Kate is 43.
34:04She is a firefighter and a single mum of twins, honey.
34:07Fiery and a single mum?
34:08Yeah.
34:09Wow.
34:09That'd be stressful.
34:10You think that's stressful?
34:11Just after she separated from her husband.
34:14The house burned down.
34:16Oh my god, the house burned down and she's fiery.
34:19I lost everything.
34:21That's tough.
34:22And then my dad died.
34:23And she lost her dad.
34:24Poor girl.
34:25House fire, divorce, death of the father.
34:28What more?
34:29And my cat died in the house fire.
34:31Oh, cross near the cat died in the house fire.
34:33This is like the worst story ever.
34:36It's starting to make sense why you seem quite guarded to lean into joy.
34:40Oh, Kate.
34:41You've been through a little bit of it, haven't you, doll?
34:43Stop making this woman cry, for God's sake.
34:46She deserves a helping hand.
34:48Where are all your clothes?
34:49It's in here.
34:49Who's he?
34:52It's one of the sentimental things from my uncle.
34:54Oh my gosh, that is so cute.
34:56It's not.
34:57I'm gonna have nightmares tonight looking at that.
34:58I just don't understand how a creepy doll is one of the only few things to survive the fire.
35:04That doll's the one who lit their house on fire.
35:06Took the cat out, took the house out, and probably slept with the ex-husband.
35:09And Kate's horror show doesn't end there.
35:12I don't like dressing up and it makes me really uncomfortable.
35:14If materials touch my skin, I start sweating.
35:17That's me.
35:18I am a sweat waterfall.
35:21Well, Kate's a sweat waterfall with a hair problem.
35:24Humidity in this stupid swamp town.
35:26I'm gonna teach you how to embrace this humidity and we can embrace those waves and actually...
35:30For 40 years I haven't.
35:30We need to cut our hair.
35:31You can fix most things with a good haircut and hair wash.
35:33Oh, that's so true.
35:35Salon!
35:36It's salon time.
35:37But first...
35:38We're gonna Botox these armpits, honey.
35:40Sorry.
35:40Wait, what?
35:41If you get Botox on your armpits, it can make your armpits not sweat so much.
35:44Oh, so this is a thing, is it?
35:46Yeah, toxicity.
35:47Deep breast.
35:48Okay.
35:49And a tiny little poke.
35:50Oh!
35:51That would hurt so much!
35:53Can you get it in butt cheeks?
35:54Because I have a sweaty crack.
35:55It's then time to reveal Kate's new do.
35:58Three, two, one.
36:02Here she is.
36:03Holy moly.
36:04Oh, is that done?
36:05Look at that, girls.
36:06I love it.
36:07Yeah, she looks great.
36:08Kate is loving these girls.
36:10He's just given her his haircut.
36:12Mission accomplished, honey.
36:14And while Kate finishes her makeover, her house is getting one too.
36:18Well, let's see her house.
36:19Please.
36:19Sure time, baby.
36:24Oh my gosh!
36:26Where's Andrew Winter?
36:27It looks like it's someone's fancy's house.
36:29So nice!
36:31There's a lot of wood, mate.
36:32And a lot of candles.
36:36I hate white coloured couches and things because they're just so easy to get dirty.
36:40Especially if you've got kids and dogs.
36:42Well, she doesn't have a cat anymore.
36:44Yeah, true.
36:45But she does have a new wardrobe.
36:46The doll's still there.
36:48And it's smiling.
36:49Let's put you in your first look and we're going to surprise them.
36:52Okay.
36:52This is one of my favourite parts.
36:53Ready for the catwalk?
36:54Come show us.
36:56Oh!
36:58Oh!
36:59Oh!
36:59Give us a full body shop!
37:01Wow!
37:02She looks great.
37:04Jackie, props to you.
37:04The hair's gorgeous.
37:05Thank you so much.
37:06I think without the hair, we couldn't do this.
37:10Until we fixed that ruddy hair, we couldn't have done any of this.
37:14How do you feel?
37:15I feel like I'm in a TV show with the house and the clothes and...
37:18Well, she is on a TV show.
37:20You are!
37:20Awake!
37:22Bye, audience.
37:22Thank you so much.
37:23Come on, ladies!
37:25They've done well.
37:26On to the next, loser.
37:28Lady!
37:30It's a really, really make-me-feel-good show.
37:33I don't think I've watched one episode that I don't like.
37:35I can't believe it took me ten seasons to watch it.
37:51Have you ever tried to break up with your PT?
37:53I have, yeah.
37:54It is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through.
37:57I'll show you the message, I'll go like,
37:58it's me, not you.
37:59I've got no time, my schedule's crazy.
38:02And so you're still with him?
38:03Still with him.
38:03He wouldn't let me go.
38:05On Monday night, SBS hit the road with an old mate.
38:09Hi, Ernie.
38:10God, I haven't seen Ernie for a while.
38:11Ernie Dingo has been running great outdoors shows.
38:15For like, 50 years.
38:17He's like our David Attenborough almost.
38:19Like, he's gonna be around forever.
38:20Yes, I think you're right.
38:23Going places with Ernie Dingo.
38:25Where's Ernie going today?
38:27Karajini, Western Australia's second largest national park.
38:31Where's that?
38:32Where people usually go to bury dead bodies.
38:34Okay, fantastic.
38:35Today, I'll be catching up with local hiking guide, Lindsay Morrison.
38:40Where are we going, Lindsay girl?
38:41Love a white woman showing us around.
38:43There wasn't any traditional owners there somewhere?
38:45This is potentially one of the oldest places on Earth.
38:48These gorges formed about 2.5 billion years ago.
38:51So Australia's an old country then?
38:53The world is old, Chad.
38:54Australia would have been connected to the rest of the, like, Europe and stuff back then.
38:58Really?
38:58The world was one land mass.
39:00Shut up.
39:01And the tectonic plates underneath, as it moved, countries appeared.
39:05We can't replace his year 11 and 12 education right in the next five minutes.
39:10Let's just watch.
39:10I want to know this.
39:11Because you went to an all Lebanese school, they only taught you about Jesus.
39:15Yep.
39:17Amazing.
39:18Wow, that's beautiful.
39:19He needs to go to the Grand Canyon when you've got that at home.
39:22Mate, that is nice.
39:24Jared, it's almost as big as your Grand Canyon.
39:26Almost.
39:26I think I still hold the rope.
39:28In the wet season, you get a whole lot of water comes through.
39:32Alright, alright.
39:33Let's just move on to another familiar face.
39:35Oh, Brooke!
39:36She was the first bi-bachelorette, right?
39:39Jenna Pickering is a local portrait artist whose meticulous paintings on unconventional
39:45canvases has caught the attention of some well-known people.
39:49Wow.
39:50Such amazing dick.
39:51Wow.
39:51I definitely recognise this guy.
39:53That's a famous actor, right?
39:55Meet the Farkas.
39:55No.
39:56Yes!
39:57This one's Bill Collins.
39:59Bill Collins?
39:59I thought that was Putin.
40:00This is a self-portrait, so I've done it on a used palette.
40:03Yep, that's how my mind looks.
40:05Crazy.
40:05This is a self-portrait.
40:06Wow.
40:07It is a self-portrait.
40:08I thought it was the back of it.
40:09That's gorgeous.
40:11I should have one of those as a self-portrait, but either side of the hole I'll have my leg.
40:15How long does it take to do a piece as big as this?
40:18I'd say anywhere from 150 to 200 hours.
40:21150 hours, that's six months.
40:24I'm going to put my name in the ring.
40:26I think you should.
40:28A lot of male energy and I'm like, maybe you need a female to just change it up.
40:33Are they flirting?
40:33Look at how Brooke's looking at her.
40:35She just had elevator eyes.
40:36What did she do?
40:36She went down, up, back down.
40:37How do you find what you're going to use next?
40:40I mean, canvases are everywhere.
40:42Where's your next canvas?
40:43Actually, while I'm here.
40:44I mean, we could always go try and find one today.
40:47Dude, they're not just going to find a canvas.
40:49They're going on a date.
40:50Are we ready to find some treasures?
40:52What Brooke wearing?
40:54The cowgirl boots.
40:55You can tell she's from the city.
40:56What about this, Jenna?
40:58I'll just pick up anything that a snake could be living in.
41:03That looks good.
41:04That's good.
41:04Tet this injection written all over it.
41:06Alright, let's go.
41:07What do you think they're going to paint?
41:09Each other?
41:10It's so funny because in day-to-day life, I move a lot.
41:13My gosh.
41:14It's dating montage.
41:15They're definitely going to hook up.
41:17But when it comes to painting, I have all the patience in the world.
41:20We are watching their love story unfold in front of us.
41:22They're bisexuals.
41:23It'll last two minutes and I'll move on.
41:24But they will buy a cat and a house together first.
41:26And I'm looking forward to coming back and actually seeing the finished product.
41:29So I guess I'll see you again soon.
41:31We're going to see each other soon.
41:32Ah!
41:33We got a second date!
41:35Yay!
41:36But before that, Ernie's off to check out some local First Nations art.
41:40What is that, a skateboard?
41:41It's a shield.
41:42Yeah, taking good shape now.
41:44Got a lovely shape.
41:45Oh wow, look at that.
41:46Must take ages just to get it down to the size.
41:49What a good experience for him to be doing this with other countrymen.
41:52Yeah.
41:52After doing all this work, I reckon, makes you very hungry.
41:55All very hungry.
41:56Snitties.
41:57I think we better get some kangaroo tails.
42:00Oh.
42:00Kangaroo tails.
42:01Wait, what?
42:03Oh, yeah!
42:04Come on, people!
42:06Oh!
42:07Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
42:08No, no, no, no, no.
42:12Oh, that would be so yummy.
42:14Oh!
42:16It might be alright.
42:17A bit of Harold Holt on top.
42:18I'd be spewing.
42:19I'd be starving.
42:19I'd say, look, I'm not hanging around with you blokes.
42:21I'm going to McDonald's.
42:22I love Bush Tucker.
42:24I'm sorry, but I don't put anything in my mouth unless I know where it's come from.
42:28Not saying a word.
42:29Yep, and I can see where your mind's going too.
42:31Not saying a word.
42:32Mm.
42:33Bit of salt on it.
42:36Bit of tomato sauce.
42:37Shut up.
42:52I miss out this weird thing that I'm not allowed the good pillowcases.
42:57Are you a sweater?
42:58Yes.
42:59That's why.
43:00When I get this, like, dodgy one that's all mouldy and gross, every time I walk in, it
43:04just looks like a peasant's lying in my spot.
43:07A peasant has been lying in your spot.
43:10Who loves the wind?
43:11This week on Stan, we watched a new Aussie dramedy series.
43:15Crocodile.
43:17Golf ball.
43:18Oh, what the hell?
43:19Oh!
43:23Sunny Nights?
43:25Can someone succinctly tell me what the hell Sunny Nights is about?
43:28Oh, sorry, Adam and Simon are away this week.
43:31Ha!
43:31So let me help you out.
43:32Look, I know what you're thinking, and yes, I do work out.
43:36The show is about a brother and sister from America who've come to Sydney to market their
43:40struggling spray tan business.
43:42Why does everyone go to Sydney?
43:43Man, that business would pop off on the Gold Coast.
43:46But they're in Sydney and staying here.
43:48Nights are on Expedia.
43:50Yeah, I'm not going to be.
43:52Oh, I love a good dodgy motel.
43:54I feel like the dodgy of the hotel, the dodgy things you can do.
43:57Yeah, I've never stayed in one longer than six hours.
44:01And it's not long before our fake tan entrepreneurs are drumming up business.
44:06What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
44:09Um...
44:10Ooh!
44:12How much?
44:13$750.
44:13We'll take it.
44:14That's crazy!
44:15Who buys that bloody $750 bottle of wine?
44:18We can't afford that.
44:19Nothing I've ever gone over $15.
44:22Looks like you two are doing well.
44:24Does she only approach him because he bought the most expensive bottle of alcohol there?
44:28Um, yeah.
44:29And that leads to...
44:30Oh!
44:31Hey!
44:32Get my binoculars.
44:34That's a weird toy to bring to the bedroom.
44:36Are they spray tanning each other during sex?
44:39That's weird.
44:42Oh my god!
44:43What the actual hell?
44:44As if that would be happening.
44:46It's good.
44:47No!
44:48It's going to be blotchy.
44:49So basically those cheats are ruined.
44:51Looks that way.
44:52Such a peasant pillow.
44:55But the next day, press play.
44:58Oh!
44:58She's got it on film!
45:00She's blackmailing him!
45:02Everything's going to be fine.
45:03You just got to do what he says, okay?
45:04He's in quicksand!
45:06It's going to be $10,000.
45:07Dollars?
45:08He doesn't have $10,000 bucks.
45:09He hasn't even sold one can of his tan.
45:12We're going to throw this up on the interwebs.
45:15I'd be like, go on, put it on there.
45:17Tag my only fans.
45:18Let's both make some money on this.
45:20Even your Chris can have a look, see, ain't it?
45:22It feels good.
45:22I don't actually mind you posting it.
45:24Yeah!
45:24It worked for Kim Kardashian.
45:26It might not be the worst thing to happen to a budding entrepreneur.
45:30I'm being blackmailed.
45:32Oh!
45:32Jesus!
45:34And our inventory is exploding.
45:36This is just turning from bad to worse.
45:39It's just the heat.
45:40Welcome to Australia.
45:41It's always going to be hot.
45:42And that's not going to stop the blackmailers.
45:44Come on in.
45:45Showtime.
45:46Where's the sexting?
45:47Money first, then I press delete.
45:50I don't think so.
45:51Yeah!
45:52She's got a piece!
45:53You sure about this?
45:54Yeah, I'm American.
45:55Of course I'm sure about this.
45:58Surprise.
46:00Give me a gun.
46:01Don't give him the gun.
46:02Oh!
46:03And that's all the leverage you had.
46:04I'll read you a check.
46:05I'll read you a check.
46:06I'll read you a check.
46:06We don't really do checks here, Martin.
46:09Yeah!
46:10Come on!
46:11Whoa!
46:12She killed him!
46:13Okay, well now we need to get rid of her body.
46:15Cut all the limbs off.
46:16Pop a bit in a blender.
46:17Feed the bones to the dog.
46:18Well, you could do that.
46:19Or just call this guy.
46:21Oh!
46:22It's Willie Mason!
46:23He's an ex-rugby league superstar.
46:25I'm thinking you guys are f***ing.
46:26It's so random.
46:28Who knew he was acting these days?
46:29And then he discovers...
46:31Is that how she is?
46:32Tribal gang.
46:33We need Big Bag.
46:34If you ever need some heavy lifting, Big Willie's here to help you.
46:38They've got the dead guy in the promo costume.
46:41Pop the boot.
46:42Could they have parked the car closer?
46:45You would have put the reverse up, wouldn't you?
46:47Open up the back and just put the body straight in.
46:50And he's taking them here.
46:51Oh!
46:52Feed them to the Crocs!
46:54There are no crocodiles in Sydney!
46:57Oh, they're leaving clues everywhere.
47:00Oh!
47:04Baby, just let all the crocodiles escape now.
47:06I would be in that car going.
47:08Run!
47:09So this is how the croc got on the golf course.
47:11And there's ten!
47:12And it eats one of the cans and that's what makes it...
47:16Oh!
47:17Oh, it ate the can!
47:20Welcome to the show.
47:21And when the authorities find the croc...
47:23Oh!
47:26Are you telling me?
47:27A crocodile has eaten that body and it's clean cut off that hand.
47:30And it's just the tattoo hand that they found.
47:34Why are you still holding the hand?
47:38That is so ridiculous.
47:40Super far-fetched, but great!
47:42What a stupid ending!
47:43Can we watch on?
47:44Yeah, you can do it!
47:45I don't want it!
47:45That's right.
47:45You I'm dead.
47:49That's right.
47:49Yeah!
47:50Ah!
47:52And the thing!
47:53It's good!
47:53Is that the thing!
47:53You
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