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00:06our first cherry tomato from our garden yeah is that the plant out the front at the front
00:11Ace has been pissing all over that dad get me some water every evening in Australia one of
00:20your favorite shows Leigh TV reaches over 12 million of us but have you ever wondered what
00:27other people are watching boring next oh it's horrible I'm liking it find out what people
00:33thought about what was on in the last seven days oh no this is just turning from bad to worse
00:39oh I thought it was quite good it's a drink of my drink my beer because I'm watching crap Keith
00:43I need alcohol this week we got nostalgic about the return of a fake hospital
00:49oh my god I love this I'm so happy it's back
00:54were confronted by the goings-on of a real hospital the hospital in the deep end
01:00Ruby Rose what the heck this is like I'm a celebrity hospital edition I'm a celebrity get me in there
01:05and checked out a new drama series with a shootout that takes place in a hospital there we go
01:12he's in the hospital he'll get care straight away
01:22I'm at that age now whereby I visit the barber
01:26why and they spend more time taking hair from my nose and my ears
01:32this week we tuned in for the latest installment of
01:42it's a good season isn't it where are we out with survivor what are we up to
01:46had a tribe swap dude so it's starting to get interesting
01:48yep this deep into the series the remaining contestants are a mixture of strength
01:53emotional intelligence and social cunning
01:58and then there's this guy Tez
02:01I've been at the bottom for a while now
02:03what the hell is he he's not going to do a shooey is he
02:05at this new bounty tribe he's wasting precious water I know what just put it in the ocean bro
02:10that is so dumb ease up let's not focus on that
02:13I do my best work when I'm at the bottom
02:16I agree with you my strategy so far has been to underplay myself a lot
02:23put all the bites on his leg the mosquitoes love Tez
02:26but unfortunately the humans don't and after a catastrophic series of blunders
02:31the top of the list being the time he blurted out everybody's secret plans in public
02:35I'll be honest with you Kayla if I got told to vote you
02:40oh my god read the room man
02:43Tez now finds himself in an alliance of one
02:46I don't really have a mood
02:49oh Tez babe I think you're going to be out at the next tribal council
02:52he's already called the uber
02:55girl I'm not even anything thank you
02:57if it was me I wouldn't vote for Tez I just feel like he's not a threat at all
03:01what's the benefits of getting me out
03:03he's not a threat but he's that annoying to the point where they're like just let him go home
03:09I think that's why you'd get voted out real early and we just can't spend another week with you
03:13no no no I'm an asset I'll cook I'll clean I'll mentor people
03:17they're literally eating beans and rot
03:19I'll mentor people
03:20can he just say I'll mentor people
03:23over at the other tribe
03:24it's the barren camp
03:26three of the barren women Lottie, Aisha and Blanche are scheming in the water
03:30best spot for blindside
03:32bloody hell could have Blanche to bring her floaties
03:35just about to say
03:36it wasn't a floatation device
03:39oh you're getting distracted
03:40don't you want to know what they're scheming about
03:42no
03:45a challenge
03:46here we go
03:47in pairs you'll hold a bar over your head
03:50attempting to hold a ball drop the bar too low the ball drops
03:55so we're waiting for their balls to drop
03:57correct
03:59this is called the puberty joint
04:00yeah
04:01lift it up Blanche
04:02Tez is going to have trouble
04:03what are we talking about guys I don't really get it
04:06Tez is actually hoping that his balls will drop
04:09Tez you feel like you need individual immunity today
04:11I don't know
04:12I've been waiting for a while Dave
04:14maybe
04:14oh I'm really struggling here Dave
04:16uh Blanche is doing the challenge too
04:18that's a lot of extra weight I've heard of you holding up
04:22whoa
04:23Blanche is about to knock herself out
04:25everyone's going to drop very quickly guys
04:27Dave my ball's dropping
04:30it's okay you guys
04:31yeah g'day Dave
04:32looks like I've lost another round
04:34last pair standing
04:36unlike in high school
04:38the big tough guys balls are the last to drop
04:40and Richard and Brooke
04:42out of this challenge
04:43Simon and Faith win
04:45leaving Tez in big trouble at the tribal council
04:50Tez
04:50I'm Tez nice to meet ya
04:53Tez is actually going to be the host now
04:55well
04:56Tez is good
04:58you know
04:59Tez is gone
05:01no Tez still has one final hope
05:03in a surprise twist
05:04head to head
05:05in a fire making challenge
05:07yes
05:09fire challenge
05:10Tez's whole tribe will be safe
05:11if his team mate can build a fire before Simon
05:16Simon's going to win
05:17he looks like Chad's dad on a barbecue
05:21wow
05:22sorry team
05:27it's like a comic book
05:28okay well Tez is gone then
05:29now Tez is cooked
05:31no Tez still has one more trick up his sleeve
05:35begging
05:36this is going to be the way I go
05:37I think really can't
05:39he just
05:40jad
05:41he needs some mentoring
05:42trust with the alliance
05:43while we're doing this case
05:44I said just shut up
05:45and let me do the talking
05:46ninth person voted out of
05:48Australian Survivor Redemption
05:50Tez
05:50see ya Tez
05:53there you go
05:54he'll be out there Tez
05:56oh my god
05:57he couldn't even put it in the hole
05:59tribe has spoken
06:00it has
06:02thanks David I had a great time
06:05I love this show
06:06I love Survivor
06:07gotta get back to my part time job at Boost Juice
06:10gotta shift on Thursday
06:12yeah it won't berry blast
06:15hey Teagan can we get a berry blast
06:27on the Gold Coast
06:28Nick and his partner
06:29are in the third trimester
06:31my belly button has turned the other way
06:33look it's come out
06:34look
06:35little pregnant belly button
06:36dude
06:37yeah
06:37you're folding over the front of your pants
06:40we're pregnant Milo
06:41we're pregnant
06:42Disney Plus recently premiered
06:45the reboot of a classic medical series
06:47I'm no Superman
06:49oh what
06:51it's Scrubs
06:53Scrubs
06:54I love this show
06:57I'm no Superman
06:58everyone always said I look like this guy
07:03that is you dude
07:07do I need stitches
07:08how many years ago did this first come out
07:11the first episode premiered in 2001
07:13what what's his show about
07:16oh that's right some of you weren't born in 2001
07:19well Adam and Simon are back this week
07:22take it away boys
07:23we followed a bunch of new doctors
07:25who had just got jobs
07:27and there was hijinks galore
07:29and nearly 20 years after the last hijinks
07:32main character JD is back at his old stomping ground
07:35Sacred Heart Hospital
07:37oh my god it's like literally the same building
07:40so here I am
07:42Procal's son returns
07:43I hope you know I leave a legacy at my work
07:46yeah they were talking about you
07:47whole of you don't trust me
07:48I wonder if it's gonna have the same cast
07:50yep Carla is here
07:51oh my god Bambi
07:53oh she's still there
07:54she's a nurse still
07:55she has not aged a day
07:58and JD's best buddy Turk
08:01JD is here
08:02oh my god Turk
08:03he hasn't aged either
08:06Turk
08:06JD
08:07this is the original bromance
08:11I hope they bring all the characters back
08:13holy crap
08:15JD
08:15she's back
08:16she's still a doctor there too
08:18she looked great too
08:19I wonder if the mean doctor will be in here
08:22and there he was
08:24oh he's back
08:26Dr. Cox
08:27he was so hard on them
08:28oh yeah
08:28chief of medicine
08:30my mentor
08:30he was hard on him because he loved him
08:33at least he couldn't call me newbie anymore
08:35what can I do for you there oldie
08:37damn it
08:38he hasn't changed
08:39I know I love him
08:41but one thing that has changed
08:42are the junior doctors
08:44apparently they are all fragile little Christmas ornaments
08:48these are all the interns
08:49we're doing the show again
08:50and Dr. Cox is having trouble connecting with the new generation
08:54like Samantha
08:55who's doing stuff like this
08:58oh that shouldn't have happened
08:59that should not have happened
09:00that should not have happened
09:02there's also Dr. Green
09:04who has the shakes
09:05oh we'll be getting off the table
09:07and then there's handsome Blake
09:09who's struggling with bedside manner
09:11excuse me doctor
09:13my wife's outside in the car throwing up
09:15you just take a quick look at her
09:17you can't order health care from your car
09:19okay
09:20sorry
09:20he's a happy fellow isn't he
09:22he didn't have to be so harsh
09:24yeah he doesn't have the compassion
09:25even JD's best bro Turk is struggling
09:28come on man what is up
09:30I'm burnt out
09:32okay
09:33such a heavy job
09:35there's no joy
09:37none
09:3720 years of doing the same thing
09:39you just get so much scar tissue
09:40you see it in teaching as well
09:43it just grinds you and grinds you down
09:45why haven't you told me this
09:46I could have been there for you
09:47I don't think you can relate to what I'm going through anyway
09:49not me though
09:50you seem really upbeat
09:52but Dr. Cox thinks JD might be the solution
09:55to all of Sacred Heart's problems
09:57I want you to come back
09:58oh you're giving him a job
09:59at least give it some blood
10:01he's going to come back to the hospital
10:03and then him and Turk are going to become friends again
10:05I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer
10:08so I decided to sleep on it
10:11what's his status?
10:12she was found unresponsive in her car
10:14heart attack
10:16but she's gone
10:17oh no
10:18it's that man's wife
10:19why couldn't you have helped us?
10:21oh pretty boy
10:21this is his wake up call
10:23it would have taken me one minute to just walk out there
10:25and check on her
10:25now she's dead because I didn't walk outside
10:27harsh reality
10:28and like that I knew what my decision was
10:30you're staying
10:31what are you still doing here
10:33I thought you'd be long gone by now
10:34I'll take the job
10:36he's back for his second innings
10:38Perry working alongside you
10:39will be one of the great honours of my life
10:41I should have been clear
10:42what?
10:43you're not going to be working with me
10:45you're going to be
10:47me
10:47oh Perry's quitting
10:50you're the new chief of medicine
10:51what?
10:53what?
10:54this guy was too expensive
10:55because I'll do an episode
10:56and I'm out
10:57leave me alone
10:57I'm going to be in Jamaica
10:59Perry, I really don't think I
11:00JD
11:01those interns
11:02need somebody to do for them
11:04what I did for you
11:06okay?
11:08I'm going to cry
11:09are you serious?
11:12I think I'm very hormonal at the moment
11:13I don't know what's going on
11:14you're not pregnant
11:16I feel like I'm pregnant
11:17but one thing's for sure
11:20I can't do this all on my own
11:27really dude
11:28come on man
11:29just watch this show
11:30I'm no superman
11:32oh my god I love this
11:33I'm so happy it's back
11:35oh I love this show
11:36maybe I should have been a doctor
11:38absolutely not
11:39bro that's the worst idea
11:40just get that out of your head
11:41never think about it again
11:53you know I'm having to go at you
11:55because you forget things
11:55and the other day
11:56you give me the bloody toilet roll
11:57to put in the bin
11:58where do I put it?
11:59in the bloody washing machine
12:00oh you're a dick
12:01so when you wash the clothes
12:03maybe you're taking it out
12:04Monday night on 9
12:05we tuned in to another episode
12:07of Married at First
12:09do not be rude
12:11do not be rude
12:12we've crossed the halfway mark
12:14of the experiment
12:17let's see what the scum of society
12:19is going to bring to us today
12:20I reckon it's going to be drama
12:21no
12:22well actually
12:23Rachel and Stephen
12:24have some exciting news
12:25what?
12:27they bought a fish
12:28no they're actually happy
12:30what?
12:31Maphs actually has a happy couple
12:33what?
12:34what?
12:35so mine and Stephen's relationship
12:38is really good
12:39aww
12:39aww
12:40she is glowing
12:44oh and he's giggling too
12:45got he smiling for the first time
12:47are they a new couple?
12:48no we just haven't seen them
12:49because they're not drama
12:50correct
12:50we haven't had sex
12:52oh
12:52okay
12:53but we've started fooling about
12:55ooh
12:56what'd they do?
12:57what's a foreplay?
12:58woohoo
13:00they're smitten
13:01something's wrong
13:02I don't like nice couples on Maphs
13:03don't worry
13:04the others are still here
13:05and they're on their way
13:07to this year's couples retreat
13:08oh
13:09yes
13:10this is the annual shit show
13:12yep
13:12and they're going to
13:14the picturesque town
13:15of Kiama
13:16Kiama?
13:17why send such horrible people
13:19to such a nice place?
13:21seriously
13:21I reckon the trees around them
13:22begin to die
13:23while they're there
13:24yeah probably
13:25but first
13:26Rachel wants to share
13:27her news with the group
13:28okay
13:29what are we going to discuss?
13:30last night
13:31as our intimacy levels
13:33increase
13:34woo
13:34woo
13:36good for them
13:37while we have not banged yet
13:39oh
13:41sorry?
13:41why are you announcing this
13:43to the group?
13:43is that not weird?
13:44I ain't telling anybody
13:45when we're going out together
13:46what we did
13:47no because it's none of
13:48anyone's business
13:49I'm putting that in the paper
13:50shut up idiot
13:50well
13:51Bec's a big fan
13:52of Rachel and Stephen's news
13:54it's all very nice
13:55it's a fun night tonight
13:56aww
13:57this is nice
13:58don't worry
13:59it won't last
14:00correct
14:00I'm just so telling
14:01what you think about
14:02it's the
14:02you better
14:03oh
14:04huh
14:04what did she say?
14:06I'm just so excited
14:06you finger
14:07do not be rude
14:08it's just
14:09yeah it's just a vulgar
14:10thing to say
14:11yeah seriously
14:11what are we 15?
14:13nah she's 35
14:14and she's not done yet
14:15she's not going to announce
14:16that they've done something
14:17is she?
14:17it's the first night of retreat
14:18she's not
14:19and we've had
14:21uh oh
14:22no no no no no
14:22don't say it
14:23I love you
14:24oh okay
14:25thank you
14:26oh wow
14:26and we've had finger bangs
14:28oh my god
14:30she did say it
14:31whoa
14:34we're not saying finger bang
14:35on national television
14:36are we?
14:37apparently we are
14:39what is this?
14:40this is insanity
14:41oh it was meant to be
14:43a bit of fun
14:43well it's not funny
14:44look I didn't mean to say
14:45finger
14:46I should have gone with
14:48a finger sanger
14:48a finger sanger
14:50I shared with you guys
14:52openly that we took
14:53intimacy to a new level
14:54in a very nice way
14:56with no details
14:57and you just made a joke
14:58of it
14:58correct
14:59no I didn't make a joke
15:00of it
15:01yeah you did
15:01you did
15:02you did
15:02you did
15:03you said the word
15:04finger bang
15:04in front of everyone
15:06back so there
15:07made a joke
15:08it's not a joke darling
15:09it was a joke darling
15:10we're here celebrating you
15:12no you're not
15:13mate well I'm doing good stuff
15:15she needs to calm down
15:16she's so ungrateful
15:18I'm trying to celebrate her
15:19look he blasts her with her fingers
15:22bang bang bang
15:23that's a good thing
15:25I'm going to get a t-shirt
15:26with finger bang across it
15:27I'm going to wear it everywhere
15:28whoa what
15:29that's disgusting
15:31you don't get to say that
15:33especially as an account manager
15:38well this account manager's just getting started
15:41oh my god what's going on
15:42merch coming
15:43merch coming
15:44I'm going to get caps and t-shirts
15:46oh my god
15:47what is wrong with this woman
15:48well maybe she'll stop talking about it
15:50at the girls night
15:51no I don't think so
15:52we're still going to be talking about
15:54yeah
15:57tell me how you feel
15:59like towards me about
16:00finger
16:01I never would have said
16:02finger sanger
16:03it was it was a joke
16:05no it wasn't
16:05no you kept on saying it
16:06let's call bullshit
16:08oh
16:08mention the merch
16:10why are you going around saying
16:11you want to get finger
16:12sanger
16:13merch
16:13bang
16:14finger
16:15oh sorry
16:16it's disgusting
16:17stop talking about it
16:19wait stop talking about it
16:20should we stop talking about it
16:22yeah let's all stop talking about it
16:24yes
16:24yes
16:24yes
16:24thank you
16:28oh my god
16:29that was another whirlwind of an episode
16:33actually what is finger banging
16:50how's that tooth going baby
16:51oh my god it's so close
16:53just push it
16:54push it with your tongue
16:55you get 10 bucks from jad now
16:56i'll give you 50 bucks
16:57sometimes in life you gotta do what it takes for money
17:00he's actually got more cash in his wallet than i do
17:02no way
17:02i swear
17:03i'll borrow money from him now
17:04this week on apple tv
17:06we watched
17:07animals
17:08but not just any animals
17:10baby animals
17:11aww
17:11baby animals are so cute
17:13okay let's get all the oohs and ahs out of the way
17:16oh my god
17:17aww
17:18aww
17:19aww
17:19aww
17:20righto that'll do
17:22born to be white
17:24a bit of bruce springsteen
17:25uh no
17:26born to be white
17:28no
17:28this docu-series follows endangered baby animals being looked after by human foster parents
17:34in zambia southern africa there's a very special nursery
17:38oh it's an elephant nursery
17:40i love baby elephants
17:42why
17:42all they do is eat
17:44sleep and shit
17:45and the newest arrival at the orphanage is baby wham
17:48wham now relies on his keeper
17:50aaron gumlo
17:51feeding him every three hours
17:53wow
17:54every three hours
17:55when does a normal baby feed
17:57hopefully not every three hours
17:58dude
17:59you're in the third trimester you should know this stuff
18:01as well as feeding
18:02wham also needs to learn some other vital life skills
18:06first up
18:06how to use your trunk
18:08aww
18:09trunk control
18:10how long it takes to learn to use your trunk
18:11a little while
18:12you've got pretty good use of it now
18:13she's got a few scratching dents
18:15it can take up to a year to master their trunk
18:18he's trying
18:19aww
18:20get it wummy
18:21he's just learning to hold his bottle
18:24aww
18:25aww
18:25his trunk is too small
18:27i still have trouble
18:28meanwhile wham is having more than one problem fitting in with the other orphaned elephants
18:33they're not the most welcoming bunch
18:35they're just being little bullies aren't they
18:36they're mean girling him
18:38poor wham
18:39for now wham's foster parent is his only companion
18:43aww this is so sad
18:44sad when your only friend is the teacher
18:46even letting wham suck his finger
18:49aww he sucks his finger
18:50that's seriously weird mate
18:52he needs to do something to make the others think that he's cool
18:54sucking the teacher's finger probably ain't it though
18:56well the carer's choice of clothing for wham might not help much either
19:00wham has his own pajamas
19:02he's got pajamas
19:03guys you're not doing him any favors
19:05come on
19:06he looks like the guy who wets the bed at camp
19:08and after a lonely start in the orphanage
19:10wham finally makes his first friend with
19:12the leader
19:14olimba
19:14olimba
19:15he looks like a leader
19:16there we go
19:17that would be kevin in our group because he's the biggest out of us three
19:19she gives him his first hug in months
19:23oh my gosh it's a trunk hug
19:25now wham don't be too clingy
19:27she even lets him suckle her ear
19:30suckle her ear
19:31something's weird with elephants
19:33sucking fingers
19:34licking ears
19:35i see why wham's getting bullied now
19:36but with olimba maturing
19:38she's needing to leave the orphanage
19:41leaving wham behind
19:42why
19:43he just got comfortable
19:45well now he's gonna be sulking more
19:47he's gonna be sucking on that finger a lot
19:48no wham sticks with his traditional diet
19:51and a year later
19:52time has come for wham to leave the nursery
19:56dad
19:57not like that
19:58he'll be heading here
19:59kafui national park
20:01wow look at that
20:03beautiful
20:04he'll be the youngest
20:05and will need to make new friends
20:08oh for god's sake this poor elephant
20:09all he has to do is keep going around making friends
20:12learn kevin
20:12take a note or two
20:13but before being released into the wild
20:16wham's potential new herd has been gathering into the pen
20:19to see if he'll be accepted
20:21it's like all the young ones are coming
20:22hey we got someone new
20:23oh look
20:23hello
20:24hello
20:25he approaches one of the younger females
20:28who's going in
20:29just play it cool man
20:30slow and steady my friend
20:34oh
20:34it's not the warmest of welcomes
20:36she's like distance
20:37i thought she was gonna lift the leg and piss on him
20:39not quite
20:40luckily wham's found himself a wingman
20:42it's always good to have a friend
20:44yeah let's go check out all the hot chicks
20:46all right cuz you go that one i'll go this one
20:48let's see who can get the number
20:49together they start to mingle
20:52that's all you need when you go to a party
20:54just a friend to come in with you
20:55plus one
20:56but when aaron his keeper
20:57feels that wham has been accepted into his new herd
21:00the gates are opened
21:02set them free
21:04they're off back into the wild now all together
21:06wham takes his first steps back to the wild
21:10poor aaron aaron's probably heartbroken too
21:12well i suppose it'd be like a child leaving home wouldn't it
21:15the moment has come
21:17to say goodbye
21:20oh he's crying
21:21oh i would not be able to let go if i was aaron
21:23i'm not coping right now i didn't even race this thing
21:25i know i can't watch that i'm gonna
21:26i'm gonna cry
21:30be free be strong
21:32that's lovely
21:33so cute
21:36bro get it together man
21:39leave you alone dude
21:41leave you alone
21:45since filming wham has been fully accepted into the herd
21:49thank goodness
21:50where are the tissues
21:51there you go bro
21:51keep loading up
21:54oh stop it
21:55that got me right in here
21:57see why i don't like to watch animal shows with you sarah
21:59you end up just cuddling our kids for like three days
22:12there's been a major development at the del pachitras
22:15i got myself a biscuit
22:21wednesday on foxtel we watched
22:23selling houses australia
22:24oh i love this show
22:25god if only i owned a home to sell
22:27well let's meet a couple that do
22:29elton and belinda
22:30hi elton hi belinda
22:32and they're trying to sell elton's old bachelor pad
22:35in brisbane's carina heights
22:37that's not far from us
22:38just around the corner
22:39just 10 kilometers from brisbane's cbd
22:42problem with it being so close to brisbane
22:43is it's so close to brisbane
22:45did the kitchen
22:46laundry
22:47barley hut out the back
22:49barley hut
22:50chicken coops
22:51chicken coop in a bar
22:52what more do you need
22:53nothing
22:54definitely outgrown this place
22:55it's time to move
22:57that's what they said
22:58three years ago
22:59oh no it's been on the market for three years
23:02but not even a nibble
23:04because nobody wants to buy
23:05a bachelor pad with a chicken coop and a barley hut
23:08here we go
23:09andrew to the rescue
23:11oh
23:12what
23:13what
23:14oh you walk straight into a gym lounge room
23:17winning combination
23:18that's a bachelor pad my friend
23:19i must congratulate you
23:20you've actually got built-ins in here
23:22yeah we do
23:23y'all's installed those
23:24you installed those
23:25cork so you can stick the
23:27stick photos
23:28that was a choice
23:29so it's meant to look ugly
23:30yeah it's not ideal
23:31knock a couple of walls down
23:33lick a paint
23:33bit of carpet
23:34take the bars off the window
23:35dude they're in brisbane
23:37probably reinforce the bars on the window
23:39show us the backyard
23:40oh
23:40so many things
23:42they've got something for everyone here
23:44tiki bar
23:44well you ripped that down
23:46the cubby house
23:47lose that straight away
23:48another actor in standing area with two seats
23:51kinda like a 19 year old that's done up his car
23:53he's just kinda put random things on it
23:55spoiler and a little muffler here
23:57and then extra wheels
23:58this is still a bachelor's pad
24:00yeah
24:00it's a shithole
24:01okay let's get this house sold
24:03there's gonna have to be a certain amount of investment
24:05to get it market ready
24:07how much
24:07how much are you gonna spend
24:09man you're gonna need seven eight hundred grand to do this thing up
24:11i think uh around fifty thousand dollars
24:14what
24:15a joke
24:16fifty grand is all they've got
24:17do you think that could work
24:18it's a little
24:19tight
24:19it's always tight
24:20what can they do with 50k
24:22knock it down
24:23a lot of the work here's in clearing out the chaos
24:26mate the bins are costing three grand
24:27a couple of grand and i've got some beautiful turf for the kids to play on
24:32a couple of grand my heart
24:34an mcg's worth of turf
24:36and a new fence man
24:37that's ten grand
24:38well maybe it's costing less inside
24:40we need a fresh modern kitchen
24:43oh they're pulling apart the whole kitchen
24:44they can afford to do that
24:45even with a few new appliances i'm still well within budget
24:50what are you talking about
24:51how is all that fifty thousand
24:53simply replace the cabinetry with a low cost option
24:56what low cost option what's a low cost option
24:58i'm really interested to see how it'll turn out
25:00yeah same here it is
25:03what's that wooden thing
25:05that's new that little pointless thing
25:07i love a pointless structure
25:09i thought that was a clothesline
25:10no point to it whatsoever
25:13aesthetically it just works
25:14no one doesn't i hate it
25:16what a waste of money
25:17well wait till you see what's inside
25:19here we go show us
25:21instead of a living room stroke gym
25:23we now have a proper entrance
25:25oh
25:26new floors you're kidding
25:28you're joking
25:29so how much room was left
25:31because obviously this was the living area
25:33oh it's turned into a bedroom
25:35much better
25:35if this is 50 grand my god i'm going to renovate every week
25:38let's go outside
25:39look at it
25:40what what
25:41there's something about having real grass that you can mow
25:44well that you can smell that your dog can shit on
25:48absolutely beautiful
25:49that 50 grand went a really long way
25:52but you know what this is
25:53this is a polished turd oh i know
25:56do you reckon they're still going to sell it or do you reckon they'll keep it
25:59that's another show darl
26:00oh look at that
26:01sold
26:02seems they have oh
26:04he's only bought four beers over
26:05no champagne no wine
26:07it could be a slab
26:08you only have a budget of 50k you don't deserve bubbles
26:11dare i ask what the final selling figure was
26:13how much
26:14if he sells this for a million dollars i'll cry
26:17one two eight
26:19holy shit
26:20the ato are licking their lips buddy
26:22two new beginnings
26:24oh and he's having one as well so there's one left
26:26they've got one over they can share
26:30oh my god 50 grand my ass
26:32this is not reality tv this is fantasy tv
26:35you would just laugh if someone brought you over four beers
26:38obviously on your bike
26:40oh you would have said and you're drinking yeah what do you what do you have a mate
26:44four beers jesus christ
27:02so we've moved houses me and my family oh yeah
27:05and i now have my own bathroom
27:08which means i'll never accidentally use someone else's toothbrush in the dark ever again
27:12because that was happening way too often
27:14don't admit that to anyone else that's like you've hooked up with your siblings
27:16oh
27:18i hope it wasn't zach's it was zach's
27:22on disney plus there's a new travel show with a host you'll probably recognize for most of my
27:28life i felt really confident will smith will smith oh it's will smith he's not gonna
27:36anyone is he with the oscars around the corner will smith is going to great lengths from the north to
27:43the south pole to try and convince us that he's so much more than the guy who slapped the
27:49out of chris rock this is coming at a really interesting time in my life i hope this isn't
27:56going to be like a sob story for him i can almost guarantee my friend it will be
28:06what is the sentence we're like being said to you know is what we're going to be Juncchez
28:09for the next leg on my pole-to-pole journey i've landed in Bhutan
28:14Bhutan! This is a very popular new destination.
28:17Have you been there, Kate?
28:18No, I haven't.
28:18Most Bhutanese people have never heard of the Fresh Prince,
28:22Men in Black or anything Will Smith has ever done.
28:25Coincidentally, Bhutan is often considered the happiest nation on Earth.
28:30It's like from a different era.
28:32I've landed to join a scientific expedition
28:34in search of the secret to happiness.
28:38So he's trying to find happiness.
28:40We have a lot of bad ideas about what makes us happy.
28:43What do you think makes you happy?
28:44Before seeing the show.
28:44Community. Interesting.
28:46Happiness for me is being very wealthy.
28:49Being able to emotionally express yourself.
28:51Private jet.
28:52Professionally feeling fulfilled.
28:54Madhouse.
28:55Other human contact.
28:56And to feel safe and accepted.
28:58And all concrete.
28:59People often make the mistake of trying to find happiness by seeking...
29:03Pleasure.
29:04What is pleasure to me?
29:08Ew.
29:09I think he's going to go and touch himself up in the Himalayas.
29:12No, it's not that kind of show.
29:13Pleasure comes in many forms.
29:15Exactly.
29:16For example, you and I might derive pleasure from watching something like this happen.
29:20I need you to jump off that bridge.
29:22Oh my God.
29:24I don't know if this makes you happy, jumping off a bridge.
29:26It'll make Chris Rock happy.
29:28Good point.
29:28You said we were doing pleasure.
29:30Oh.
29:31Is there a rope?
29:31Yes, there's a rope.
29:32Aww.
29:34And he will inevitably, like he's hoping his career will do, bounce back.
29:39Will, are you coming off anytime slow?
29:41I certainly hope so.
29:43Oh.
29:44By jumping off, your brain's going to release all these dolphins into your head?
29:49Dolphins?
29:49So, here's your heart.
29:51We have this quick high.
29:52Pleasure is not meant to last.
29:54It doesn't last, especially with a man.
29:56It's a two-minute pleasure.
29:58Pleasure is momentary happiness.
30:00Next, we ask whether the secret for Will, to find some chill, is to climb this hill.
30:05I just got a chill.
30:06Have a chill pill, Will.
30:08And it seems to be working, because he's managed to walk past these rocks without slapping
30:13any of them.
30:14See, when people are happy, they go out.
30:17You don't see happy people sitting in a house, do you?
30:21Oh, I'm happy and I sit in the house.
30:22You don't look very happy.
30:23I'm happy.
30:25I don't need to go on top of a mountain to be happy.
30:27What a whole lot of crap.
30:29Maybe these people know the secret to happiness.
30:31How come they wear that spike on their hats like that?
30:34To avoid the birds?
30:36Oh, yeah, maybe.
30:38Or this monk?
30:41He's showing him how he slapped Chris Rock.
30:44Remember this?
30:45Sometimes we can be very popular and sometimes not.
30:48I know about that, personally.
30:51Is he trying to get people to feel sorry for him?
30:54You know, I was striving to be the biggest movie star in the world.
30:59And you still would be if you didn't slap someone.
31:02There is no other way to find happiness than within yourself.
31:06Yeah, you've got to let it go.
31:07Inner happiness.
31:08Yeah, he's got to stop worrying the fact that everyone hates him.
31:11Within me where?
31:14In your cheeks.
31:15Your prostate.
31:18Are we feeling warmer towards Will?
31:21No.
31:22No.
31:24Yeah, neither.
31:24No, man.
31:25I want to, but I can't.
31:29I wish that he would stay in the Himalayas.
31:47In Melbourne, Anastasia's recently been to the theatre.
31:50I brought every single thing that was merchandise there.
31:53With Anastasia written on it.
31:54As if you can't buy stuff with your name on it.
31:57You show me where there's Anastasia in shops.
31:59They've never got ethnic names.
32:01They've never got Yorgos, George.
32:03They've never got Vula, Tula, Sula, Kula.
32:05Oh, forget it.
32:06And Faye.
32:07And they've got, I've seen Faye.
32:09This week on Paramount Plus, we watch the latest Yellowstone spin-off series.
32:15Marshalls, a Yellowstone story.
32:17Does anyone want to give me a two-second overview of what Yellowstone is?
32:20I don't know.
32:21So, basically, Yellowstone is a mob drama based on a family farm.
32:26But it's cowboys.
32:27Right.
32:28And this series follows Casey.
32:30Cowboy Casey.
32:31He's a cutie.
32:32That's right.
32:33Whose friend is trying to convince him to join the US Marshals.
32:36Yee-haw!
32:37No, they don't yee-haw here.
32:38No?
32:38No.
32:40Oh, look at that.
32:41A hot guy that know how to shoot guns.
32:44Po, po, po.
32:45Yeah?
32:45Yep.
32:46Yeah.
32:47But he's not just here to shoot guns.
32:49I could sure use another door kicker.
32:50Casey doesn't want to get involved in any of that shit, though.
32:53Well, let's find out.
32:55Oh, the dad of the local saloon.
32:58My dream is to go to one of these pubs.
33:01As an Arab man.
33:02Yes.
33:02In America.
33:03Yes.
33:04You will get short on sight.
33:05Shame me to come out with your team and you drag me to a place like this.
33:08Hey, guys, we got an Arab here.
33:11He's going to definitely blow us up.
33:12There'll be extra eyes and ears if you need him.
33:14He's joining the Marshals.
33:15Let's talk to Minowit.
33:16Welcome to the US Marshals.
33:18You just get one of those.
33:19That was the job interview.
33:21No background check, no nothing.
33:22Nah, that's right.
33:23And for his first job, Casey's at a Native American land rally.
33:27This is our man since that PSD we pulled in the JPEG.
33:30What?
33:31Jeez, I can barely decipher what they're saying.
33:33Who cares they're good looking?
33:34Yeah.
33:36Uh-oh.
33:36Who's that?
33:37Who's that?
33:37Who's that?
33:38Oh, oh, something's happening.
33:39Say again, possible trigger man.
33:40Black bag.
33:41Black bag.
33:41He's got a bomb.
33:42It's a bomb.
33:43Oh, shit.
33:43Run, run.
33:48Get him, Case.
33:50He'll get him.
33:50Casey always gets him.
33:52Well, he does get this guy.
33:53Jim Kane, you're a person of interest in today's bombing.
33:56Great.
33:56Perfect.
33:57The suspect's in the hospital.
33:58Yeah.
33:58What a coincidence.
33:59Sorry.
34:00I didn't know he had company.
34:01What's going on?
34:02They're doing the stare-off.
34:03I don't think he's the man.
34:07Oh, that's not a proper one.
34:08That's not a proper one.
34:09He had different shoes on.
34:10Dodgy doctor.
34:12Follow him, Casey.
34:13Don't make it obvious.
34:14My God, don't you know how to follow someone properly?
34:17Oh, we're going to have a scuffle in the dunny.
34:20Oh, there we go.
34:21Oh.
34:23Get your gun.
34:25Throw him out the window.
34:27Knee in the balls.
34:29Break his arm.
34:30He's in the hospital.
34:31He'll get care straight away.
34:33Get him, Casey.
34:34Oh, my gosh.
34:35Nothing like a scuffle in the dunnies, is there?
34:37Yeah.
34:40That's a big toilet.
34:43I still don't really get why the Native American guy was in there.
34:46Because the Native American guy dropped the bag that exploded off.
34:49Yeah.
34:49And then that guy who just got shot definitely was the trigger man.
34:52That's right.
34:53And Casey finds this on the trigger man's phone.
34:56Jim Keen's wife and daughter.
34:57Oh, the guy's got his family.
35:00I'll crawl through hell to find your family, but I need your help.
35:03Casey's going to get him back.
35:04Casey will sort it.
35:05And after some research...
35:07I'm working on it.
35:07Oh, okay.
35:08They track Jim's wife and daughter to this property.
35:11It's a quote.
35:12Should we do a call out?
35:13Call out?
35:13Hey, is anyone in there?
35:16Oh!
35:18My God.
35:20Oh, my God.
35:21They still have a landline.
35:23People getting shot down in your life.
35:25Oh, they've still got a landline.
35:28And after a house search, they find the wife, but...
35:31No sign of the girl.
35:32They took the daughter.
35:34Maybe he took her.
35:35Shit, this is tense.
35:36Where are they taking the girl?
35:37Come on, Casey.
35:39Give him another kick.
35:39Go for the balls.
35:40I have a lot more ways of hurting you than you ever resisted me.
35:43If he went for his nuts, he'd talk more.
35:45Yep.
35:46Tracker Lake.
35:47What did he say?
35:48Tracker Lake.
35:49He told them where they were taking the girl.
35:50How did you understand that idiot?
35:52The other guy are taking her there.
35:54Because I talk to a two-year-old every day, I can understand mumble.
35:58And Tracker Lake is exactly where she is.
36:01What do you do?
36:02Go for the balls.
36:03Come on, kid.
36:04Leave me alone.
36:05No, don't take the shot.
36:06Take the shot.
36:07Come on, Casey.
36:09Bullseye.
36:10You're okay.
36:11Come on.
36:12Well, they got him.
36:12Man, he's good at what he does.
36:15I think I'd just like to sit down on the couch with Casey.
36:17Just have a conversation.
36:19On a couch?
36:20You'd be in jail.
36:22What do you have to do to him?
36:24I like it.
36:25I am absolutely hook, line and sinker in a Marshalls.
36:29That's pretty good.
36:29I'd watch that when I'm hungover.
36:30But that's what I like now.
36:31I like just waiting and just get the whole lot in one go.
36:34I do too.
36:35But you get into about eight episodes and you go,
36:38Oh, I've got to go to bed, Lee.
36:39Because I need a bit of strength when we get in bed, Lee.
36:41Oh, shut up.
36:57In Melbourne, Tim's done some online shopping.
37:01I know what these are.
37:02They are LED shoes.
37:05No!
37:06Get it.
37:07Oh, my God.
37:08Oh, my God.
37:10Oh, my God.
37:12And you thought I couldn't be any gayer.
37:16Thursday on SBS.
37:17Our public health service is under pressure like never before.
37:21We watch the second season of the medical series that puts celebrities in the shoes of our health workers.
37:26Oh, I've seen the ads for this.
37:29They will experience firsthand the extraordinary challenges staff face right across the medical front line.
37:36The hospital in the deep end.
37:38Oh.
37:39This is like I'm a celebrity.
37:40Hospital edition.
37:41I'm a celebrity.
37:42Get me in there.
37:43And one of those celebrities is...
37:45Movie star Ruby Rose.
37:47What the heck?
37:47Hello.
37:48I adored her in Orange is the New Black.
37:51It's getting real.
37:53I'm about to scrub in.
37:53Wait, so are they fully helping?
37:55Yes.
37:56Not my luck.
37:56They'd send in Pauline Hanson.
37:59Ruby will be focusing on spinal surgery.
38:01Might have I have a crack putting that line in?
38:03Yeah, I do mind.
38:04Can I close?
38:05It's an area of medicine she has personal experience of.
38:08Really?
38:09Having suffered a serious injury while doing an aerial stunt on set.
38:13Oh, yeah.
38:14What movie did that happen on?
38:15That woman.
38:16I didn't know that.
38:17These two discs had completely exploded into my spine, leaving lots of chunks in my spinal cord.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:24You could become paraplegic or quadriplegic, even if you just laugh the wrong way.
38:28No way.
38:29That's terrifying.
38:31Yeah.
38:31I've had surgery.
38:32I've been put under.
38:33The tonsil removal?
38:34Don't make it sound like it wasn't that big of a deal.
38:36Yes, I had a full tonsillectomy.
38:38Ruby's job will be to offer emotional support to patients.
38:41Oh, wow.
38:42Okay.
38:43Empathy and understanding here.
38:44Everybody needs an emotional support actor.
38:46Yeah.
38:47Matt is a farm owner from regional New South Wales.
38:50Hi, Matt.
38:50What's happened?
38:51He's got disc protrusions, which are pressing on his spinal cord and the nerve root.
38:54Oh, nerve pain is the worst.
38:56Ruby has had almost exactly the same operation that you're about to get.
39:00That would have been quite comforting for me, I think, if someone had the same thing and got through it
39:04fine.
39:04The idea is that we're hoping that it's just going to be really simple.
39:07We.
39:08Yes, Dr. Ruby.
39:09So this is one of the discs.
39:11Oh, my God.
39:12So that's about 50% of which has been removed.
39:14Oh.
39:15Sorry, is that part of his spinal cord?
39:17No, it's actually one of the discs between his vertebrae that's been pulverized due to...
39:21I'm getting a drink.
39:22I can't see this.
39:24Ugh, that noise.
39:25Oh, my God.
39:26Are they literally just chiseling into the side of his neck?
39:29Oh, my gosh.
39:31Oh, why is he hammering?
39:32Listen to that noise.
39:33It's like a tent peg.
39:35Mate, it's a chippy's lab, this joint.
39:36He won't know until the morning whether the operation has been a success.
39:41Let's hope this goes well for Matt.
39:42He needs this surgery to be a success.
39:44Oh, my gosh.
39:46Look at you.
39:47Oh, he's standing up.
39:49Am I allowed to hug you?
39:50Sure.
39:50I would love to give you a hug.
39:52Wow.
39:53Ruby does look like a hugger, doesn't she?
39:54She's a hugger.
39:55Even if you don't want it, I'm going to give it to you anyway.
39:56I'm going to give you one last hug.
39:57That's the most times that that bloke from the country has hugged anyone.
40:01Let's meet our next celebrity to slip on the scrubs.
40:03Isn't that Matt Preston from MasterChef?
40:06From a cook to a doctor.
40:08First time in scrubs, they're incredibly comfortable.
40:11He's wearing the learner scrubs.
40:12Red.
40:13This guy doesn't know what he's doing.
40:14He will be working in the acute geriatric ward.
40:17Oh, that would be tough.
40:19And it doesn't take long before...
40:22Oh!
40:23It's okay with the patient's number of sponsors.
40:25Oh, my God, look at the number of people in there.
40:28How confronting for a non-trained medical person
40:31to be doing a shift or two at the hospital.
40:33Makes you realise the constant pressure
40:36that if you work here, you have to be on that.
40:38They'd have, like, PTSD, like, every day.
40:40I'm not going to sugarcoat what HQ is like.
40:43Nurses definitely do not get paid enough.
40:45We don't have enough nursing homes.
40:48We don't have enough appropriate facilities
40:50for those who need that specialised care.
40:52You know, my dad was in hospital for about a month.
40:54He had to stay there because they couldn't put him
40:56into a rehab centre.
40:57But Matt's being shown an alternative.
41:00A home visit.
41:01Oh, we're doing a home visit.
41:02We're going to see a lady called Val.
41:05She's 87.
41:05It was determined that she could rehabilitate at home.
41:08That will free us peace in the emergency department.
41:11I insisted on coming home.
41:14My mum was exactly the same.
41:15Hospitals are confronting and scary
41:17and there's stuff going on you don't understand.
41:19It's all about being in your safe space.
41:21Oh!
41:22The therapy dog.
41:23See, I'd rather that than be in hospital, I think.
41:25Yeah, definitely.
41:26100%.
41:26My dad was a zombie in the hospital.
41:28Yeah.
41:28And then he came home
41:29and he was a new person within two hours.
41:32It costs about three times less
41:33to care for people at home
41:35as it does in the hospital.
41:37It's just such a great way to deliver care.
41:39And I feel like everyone kind of benefits.
41:42Yup.
41:42These are light bulb moments.
41:44Yeah, true.
41:45I like that.
41:46Yeah, me too.
41:49Oh, wow.
41:50That was powerful stuff.
41:51I really loved that.
41:53Sure.
41:53So let's get the politicians in the healthcare system.
41:55True.
41:56Get them to work a day on the geriatric ward
41:58or the neurology ward
41:59and we might see some change.
42:01Yeah.
42:16Does anyone like my new pants?
42:17I hate them.
42:18I warmed to work and got lots of comments.
42:20Someone said to me,
42:21those pants are very you.
42:22I take offence.
42:23Really?
42:23HR them.
42:24It was HR who said it.
42:27Do you like museums?
42:30None.
42:30What about ABC game shows?
42:32Not even a little bit.
42:33How about Tasmania?
42:34Ew.
42:35Well, the ABC do.
42:38Tonight at the museum.
42:39All right, what's this?
42:40It's a new game show that has host Alex Lee
42:43guide four celebrity guests
42:45through a series of museum-related questions and challenges.
42:48Oh, okay.
42:49Let's go.
42:50Let's go.
42:50Who's ever wanted to sneak around in a museum after dark?
42:55Absolutely not.
42:56I've seen how that eventuates with Ben Stiller.
42:58You've all been given a torch
42:59and today we are asking you all to find
43:02an object that would impress a 14-year-old.
43:06Go, go, go.
43:07You know what would impress a 14-year-old?
43:09Nothing at a museum.
43:12Well, I have a 14-year-old,
43:13so he would like this.
43:15You know what?
43:15iPhone or like a Call of Duty headset
43:19or something like that.
43:20I'm going to call her right now.
43:21I don't think you've been to a museum ever.
43:24This is exactly what 14-year-old Brett would want.
43:27It's a bong.
43:28See?
43:29I have been to a museum.
43:31Okay.
43:31I can't wait to see what you've all got.
43:33Yes, show us.
43:34The panel returned with photos of a currawong.
43:37Okay.
43:37A bandicoot.
43:38What?
43:39A horn.
43:40Really?
43:40And British comedian Alan Davies won the round with...
43:43Oh, my God.
43:44What is that?
43:45This is a blizzard mask.
43:47I guess 14-year-olds would probably pop that on
43:49and ride their e-bikes around.
43:51Alan, two points,
43:52because I think you really know your teenager.
43:55If I was going to impress a 14-year-old,
43:56I'd go on Microskirt from Supre.
43:58Oh, you're right.
44:00Yep.
44:00Or some UDLs and a bottle of Passion Pop.
44:02Time now for some questions.
44:03Oh, here we go.
44:05They say good things come in threes
44:06and kangaroos have three of me.
44:09What am I?
44:10Kangaroos have three of me.
44:13Alan.
44:13You're a vagina.
44:15A what?
44:15Correct.
44:16Oh, my God.
44:17What, a kangaroo's got three vaginas?
44:19Holy moly.
44:20We got robbed, Faye.
44:21We're about to learn more than we ever thought
44:23we wanted to know about animal vaginas.
44:25I'm good with what I already know about animal vaginas.
44:28I know absolutely zero.
44:30I did a thesis in pharmacology, Kate.
44:33Yeah, but not vaginas, Matt.
44:35Well, here to enlighten us is ecologist Tiana Pertal.
44:39Vaginas for everyone.
44:41What is it with Tasmania and vaginas?
44:43What do female red-backed water strider genitals
44:46and Captain America both have in common?
44:48They both have a shield.
44:49Yes.
44:51So I know my water strider vagina anatomy.
44:53Red-backed water striders have a genital shield.
44:56Wait, why don't we have a genital shield?
44:58We have words to say no.
45:00So this is the ovipositor,
45:02so the sperm get deposited right here.
45:04How much are you learning right now?
45:05I can imagine you at the pub on Saturday night.
45:07Guess what, Bob?
45:08No, I'm the did-you-know guy.
45:10Did-you-know?
45:11All right, now we're coming to your clitoris.
45:13Here we go.
45:15I know where mine is.
45:16I don't know why you're knocking me.
45:17Why would you have no excuse
45:19if you couldn't find a hyena clitoris?
45:20I know this one.
45:21Female hyenas have a fake dick.
45:24Wait.
45:25Wait, wait, wait.
45:26Yes.
45:27They have a fake penis.
45:28Shouldn't this be on at 2 o'clock in the morning?
45:30They have an 8-inch-long clitoris.
45:33Wow, that's a long chorizo.
45:35I still wouldn't be able to find it.
45:36The only way the male can get his penis in there
45:38is if she kind of deflates her pseudo-penis
45:41and it kind of gets inverted like a sock
45:43getting pulled inside out.
45:45So they insert their penis into the retracting penis.
45:50We call that docking.
45:52That's crazy, man.
45:55Wow.
45:55Did-you-know?
45:56Let's take a swing by the museum's entomology section.
46:00What does that mean?
46:01Bugs.
46:01The peacock spider uses dance moves,
46:03but if her potential mate doesn't like them,
46:06what will she do?
46:07Kill them.
46:07Eat them.
46:08Tegan.
46:09Eat them?
46:10She will.
46:10Yes.
46:11Yeah.
46:11What?
46:12What does the witchetty grub grow up to be?
46:14A cockroach.
46:15A moth.
46:16A moth?
46:17That is correct.
46:18What?
46:19I know my animals, bro.
46:20What is the loudest insect?
46:22Cricket.
46:23Cicada.
46:24Tegan.
46:24Cicada.
46:25Correct?
46:27Dude, are you Googling this?
46:29I'm not Googling this.
46:29Are you Googling this?
46:30Yeah, I know my phone on me, bro.
46:31What does Australia's largest insect,
46:33the gargantuan stick insect, look like?
46:36A branch of a tree.
46:37A stick.
46:38Zoe.
46:38A stick?
46:39Correct.
46:40Give me your phone.
46:41I don't believe you.
46:42You're Googling this.
46:43Hey, can you keep giving me those answers?
46:44Yeah, I'm sorry.
46:45That is the end of the show.
46:47You know what?
46:47I will bring you to trivia on Tuesday.
46:50Bring it on.
46:50And what I'll do to a few other people,
46:52I'll say, did you know that a hyena...
46:56No.
46:57You're not invited anymore.
47:00Was it interesting, talking about Virginias?
47:02That was pretty good.
47:04Hyenas got fake dick.
47:05A big one.
47:06I mean, small one.
47:09Oh.
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