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The Party's Just Beginning 2018 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:00:28The
00:00:30God, I'm no good body, see him.
00:00:32I'm no good body.
00:00:34You don't really have a choice.
00:00:36One, two, tested.
00:00:38Alloy for it!
00:00:42He's a will as coughs, flat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blatant modality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet guy gets hailed in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08I, you gobshite.
00:01:10I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, it's a cult of the mind.
00:01:13It's all there for us in our heads, so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:22Okay, so no more to be my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anything because I can just imagine it.
00:01:27So, there.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:45This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a bit dark, I'm sorry.
00:01:53I'm sorry.
00:01:58I did it!
00:02:04Give me shite!
00:02:25Have a nice day!
00:02:26I am sorry...
00:02:51I don't know, just did it.
00:04:45Hey!
00:04:47Dolly!
00:04:49Shut up!
00:04:52Up!
00:05:06You got any mortadella?
00:05:11No, we don't stop mortadella.
00:05:12You got any mortadella?
00:05:41So she looked at the catalogue and picked out a table, a nice table and she was going to pay
00:05:46for it but then I looked at the catalogue and the price was just for the table.
00:05:49You had to pay for the chair separately because after that we were looking at £300, £400 when we thought
00:05:53it was just £150.
00:05:54And the floor was £300.
00:05:56It's nice isn't it?
00:05:57It's really modern.
00:05:59Ryan didn't want it but then Kelly across the road got it and then suddenly he wanted it.
00:06:03So I didn't really know what to do but then his mum bought the table and cheers for us anyway.
00:06:11Donna, can I go out when I come?
00:06:13You're not allowed in here!
00:06:14Go and play or something!
00:06:15You can't tell me what to do.
00:06:16Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:18Play! Now!
00:06:20You ever going to have any of your own?
00:06:22No, I'm not really bothered.
00:06:35Aurora Borealis!
00:06:38She's coming!
00:06:46Sir, no!
00:06:46Or in a family manner with a lot of kids this is the perfect vehicle for you.
00:06:53I can put all my camping gear in the back.
00:06:55I can put my kayaking stuff and just take me over as long as I'm left.
00:06:58For a vehicle this size and this baby isn't nimble, I can take a turn on this going 56 miles
00:07:04now and not even Turquoise see what they are meant to be..
00:07:07I don't know.
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:33Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:46How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:52Have you been taking your tablets?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:11At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:18He said that?
00:09:19I saw him at bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that?
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies or real part.
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33Just worry about you that time.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37I was already pregnant with you.
00:09:38I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:08I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:27I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:28I'm sorry.
00:10:32I've deÄŸiÅŸtied all my life together.
00:10:37No less person in my room and everything like you.
00:10:38I don't know.
00:11:14No, no we haven't, no.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:33Chinese for dinner.
00:11:39It's getting cold!
00:12:00Hello?
00:12:01Hello, is this the helpline?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:04Hello?
00:12:05Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:09Hello?
00:12:13Hello?
00:12:14Hello?
00:12:27Hello?
00:12:42Oh, little 천
00:12:44All right.
00:13:38All right.
00:14:11All right.
00:14:14All right.
00:14:30All right.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:34All right.
00:14:36All right.
00:14:38All right.
00:14:40All right.
00:14:40All right.
00:14:44All right.
00:15:11All right.
00:15:35All right.
00:15:38All right.
00:15:41Cheers.
00:15:42Boy, you're a mess.
00:15:44No, you're a mess too.
00:15:45All right.
00:15:47Let's go.
00:15:48All right.
00:16:16All right.
00:16:18All right.
00:16:26All right.
00:16:27All right.
00:16:46Now, we're going to have a tree.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:36What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because, you know, gangsters apparently have, like, pig farms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:48Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53There's no evidence.
00:17:54That's dark.
00:17:54That's dark as f***ing how it happens.
00:17:57What time does the sing for Scotland repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off.
00:18:07These are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08Did it?
00:18:09What's Scotland into here?
00:18:10Don't know.
00:18:11You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15Oh, it's so immature, honestly.
00:18:17I'm not going to stay and watch you mix drugs and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26Can't even come out.
00:18:28Oh, it's the best.
00:18:29I don't know if you're tasting it.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the taste.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously, who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:47It's so weird.
00:18:51Just make your own music.
00:18:56I bent okay.
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like.
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all, like,
00:19:12Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just, like, not you.
00:19:22I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31I thought you were the same with me.
00:19:34Aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm close to him than anyone.
00:19:38What about your dad?
00:19:41What about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything that we can play some f*** music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51Just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started off as a precaution.
00:19:55Now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know what's that.
00:20:02Oh, my God, I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07Oh, I don't even want to know.
00:20:09I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Oh.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:16They'll make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:24What's, ugh?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it, like, twice a day.
00:20:32Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:33Sex.
00:20:34I mean, it must be pretty s*** to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then, how do you have sex?
00:20:45We...
00:20:46Rub.
00:20:50What?
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't let him f*** doesn't mean...
00:20:59You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Was he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:10No.
00:21:14I think I'm starting to come up.
00:21:16Mmm.
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20I went to see her and she was just lying there, you know?
00:21:24She wasn't really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at my mom, well, what do I see here?
00:21:29You know what?
00:21:30I, uh, I sang here and, uh,
00:21:34As I was singing, she...
00:21:37She'd blast over me.
00:21:44She's f***ing crazy.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:54You're better than her.
00:21:56I'm better than you.
00:21:57Charmaine!
00:21:58Save the sun!
00:22:00Ah!
00:22:03Yeah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:11Yeah!
00:22:25Ah!
00:22:26I'm going to be that cold!
00:22:27Ah!
00:22:27Ah!
00:22:27Oh!
00:22:28Ah!
00:22:48The room's going back to normal.
00:22:59Let's never go out there.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:20Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:31Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No, you've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:41I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No, it's one digit off.
00:23:46It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No, I'm not laughing.
00:23:52We get these calls all the time.
00:23:55I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:58It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:11I come?
00:24:14I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Though I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26But what?
00:24:29I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:44So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No, we don't stock more, Adela.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:03Um, how do you, like, uh, how did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple supermarkets in town.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:11I think I finished in, like, five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16Uh, wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:18Mm-hmm.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:45When are you leaving?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54But the sun goes down early, yeah?
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:12Absolutely.
00:26:14Um...
00:26:14Yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:17I'm so proud of you.
00:26:17I'm so proud of you.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21I thought you were like...
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the church.
00:26:30Yes.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35We'll send them.
00:26:38Aw, thanks for calling.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:49How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:27:01It gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:04Uh...
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:07No, you...
00:27:08I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:13She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24You're running.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I running?
00:27:27You're running.
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this tonight.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:50Oh, my leg.
00:27:54Oh, it's gone numb.
00:27:56I'm sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:01What are these?
00:28:08Alistair!
00:28:11Alistair.
00:28:16Help me, son.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:32Sorry for that.
00:28:46Oh!
00:28:47I'm 13 again.
00:28:49Oh.
00:28:50Oh, no!
00:28:51No!
00:28:52No!
00:29:02Cold!
00:29:19Stop the game.
00:29:22Snid...
00:29:25Snid...
00:29:26It's okay.
00:29:30It's okay.
00:29:31It's okay.
00:29:32The yerbaure...
00:29:34The yerbaure...
00:29:49It's okay.
00:30:31Hello.
00:30:32Hi, Charlotte. How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay, thanks. How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:41I went to the Clouty well today.
00:30:44What? Not receive?
00:30:46Aye.
00:30:47Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then...
00:30:52tied it up, so we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh, yeah.
00:31:01How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two?
00:31:03Well, they're grown up now. Kids of their own.
00:31:06How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:09Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round, seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:26Oh, come sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My wife is gone.
00:31:49I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59Well, you're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:09Like, I try to...
00:32:10I talk to them,
00:32:11but when I try to,
00:32:13it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me
00:32:16or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:36Why did you go to the Clutiewell, Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to...
00:32:45like, do that.
00:32:48Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm...
00:32:56like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:11Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:14Oh, no, no.
00:33:15Oh, they won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day.
00:33:21I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know,
00:33:27I still set a place for Edith at the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:36No, she'szamgeet.
00:33:38I can't.
00:33:41Go, she's eternal.
00:33:47Who is it?
00:33:49No, she's not a...
00:33:53She's happy to be here.
00:33:57Oh, wait.
00:33:57But you were
00:33:57And, uh,
00:33:57Go, get this question to you.
00:34:01everything just matters there,
00:34:01and how can I do this?
00:34:03Fuck?
00:34:04People go next to you,
00:34:13Oh
00:34:41I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:46What?
00:34:48What the f***?
00:34:49His dad's been taken to hospital again.
00:34:55Well, I'll go up to the hospital with him then.
00:34:57We're going up first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:13Excuse me?
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17I f***ing think you are.
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yeah, so do I and I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:32In case he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me,
00:35:38but just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44Night.
00:35:46Take care.
00:35:49I'll spend the night with him.
00:36:01I'll blast him.
00:36:03I file down to the night and gaming.
00:36:07They waste what he this work is.
00:36:10I'm not too shy.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:13I feel that Ross, second I,
00:36:1483 Foxtrot, can I have a PNC deco check please?
00:36:21Oh, help!
00:36:29We're getting at 83 Foxtrot
00:36:33Hello, south car, 0-3 Micro-Fox, next lane, over
00:36:37Come on
00:36:43He just passed away
00:36:53I think you should go now
00:37:21Oh, it's you!
00:37:33Um, are you leaving?
00:37:36Yeah, I'm leaving
00:37:37I'm leaving
00:37:37Yeah, it's time for me to go
00:37:40But first, we're gonna order some room service
00:37:46It's really early
00:37:47Is this all time for a cup of tea?
00:37:49Yeah, I know, I've got to get my tickets
00:37:51Okay, I will, um, see you then
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:05What's your name?
00:38:06Say what? I can't
00:38:07I can't quite
00:38:08Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:11Uh
00:38:36Ah, there you are
00:38:38Right, Jim, we need to do something with that garden
00:38:40It's a bombsite
00:38:42It's out the back, no one can see it
00:38:44That's why I've left it to now to sort out
00:38:46But I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains any time I have a guest
00:38:50Or we should get blinds
00:38:51Oh my god, see, we don't have the money for all this
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else
00:39:00Five minutes?
00:39:02You know how you've got five minutes?
00:39:06Darling!
00:39:07It's your dad's work party
00:39:11Come on, everybody wants to see you there
00:39:26Hiya
00:39:26You getting your dress on?
00:39:28I'm putting a dress on
00:39:29Woohoo! That's my girl
00:39:49Hi
00:39:50Hi Marie, how are you?
00:39:52No bad, yourself?
00:39:54Not bad
00:39:54Great, I just picked up my boyfriend in my car
00:39:57You got a car?
00:39:59Yeah
00:40:00And a boyfriend
00:40:02Nice
00:40:02But I'm drunk
00:40:04What? You can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07I'm wicked drunk
00:40:09Woohoo, you're drunken
00:40:12That's enough Marie
00:40:13Come on, let's get you some stories
00:40:24From the world
00:40:26I'm not far and tied
00:40:28For monster's again
00:40:31Get out, yeah
00:40:33We'll go, baby
00:40:37We'll go, baby
00:40:40We'll go, baby
00:40:41Be careful, baby
00:40:44We'll go, baby
00:40:44We'll go, baby
00:40:45We'll go, baby
00:40:48We'll go, baby
00:40:49We'll go, baby
00:40:51We'll go, baby
00:41:56Hello?
00:42:03What are you doing here?
00:42:08I've come here all the time.
00:42:13What are you doing here?
00:42:29I've read about it on the internet.
00:42:41What did it say?
00:42:45It says if the fall doesn't period the train will finish you off.
00:43:17What are you doing here?
00:43:34Let's move to California.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38We'd have to wear sunblock every day.
00:43:41Get a massive fridge.
00:43:42With loads of bottled water in it.
00:43:45And a garbage disposal.
00:43:47And a therapist.
00:43:48Oh my God, I need to talk to my shrink.
00:43:50What do you think?
00:43:51Seriously?
00:43:53If we could just...
00:43:56Yeah?
00:44:06I don't have a passport.
00:44:12Well, you could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:19I can't afford it.
00:44:25So what's with the stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl.
00:44:48Obviously.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full
00:44:58operation.
00:44:59Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:17I haven't told them.
00:45:21He's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well, we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31How come?
00:45:40Because I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45They can't be in the church if they know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:04Why the...?
00:46:08Can you help me, please?
00:46:32Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34Okay, so...
00:46:42Is that what you're doing?
00:46:43Close your eyes.
00:46:43What do you think?
00:46:49Okay, you've got good eyes.
00:46:52I'm just thinking.
00:46:56What do you think?
00:47:00I'm just thinking.
00:47:01I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:05I like Colin.
00:47:11That was going to be good.
00:47:43Good.
00:47:44Good.
00:47:51That is so good.
00:48:03Oh, my God!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey! You're back!
00:48:12You're back, you f******!
00:48:36You're back!
00:48:49Alistair!
00:48:55Here. Here.
00:48:57Okay. Okay.
00:48:59Come on. Come on. Come on.
00:49:01Come on.
00:49:03You're back.
00:49:08Hey, it's fine.
00:49:10It's fine.
00:49:12It's fine.
00:49:26It's fine.
00:49:28Steve, come on.
00:49:30Come on. Wipe it on it.
00:49:48My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:18I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah.
00:50:24It doesn't change my primal instinct to provide.
00:50:30Right?
00:50:36And I'm failing.
00:50:38And I'm failing now, too.
00:50:49Failing.
00:50:53My life was...
00:50:54My life was...
00:50:55was supposed to be different.
00:50:58I'm failing now.
00:51:06Can we...
00:51:07Can we just go?
00:51:09No.
00:51:16No.
00:51:19No.
00:51:25No.
00:51:34No.
00:51:35No.
00:51:39No.
00:51:49No.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51No.
00:51:51No.
00:51:53No.
00:52:11No.
00:52:14No.
00:52:17No.
00:52:18No.
00:52:19No.
00:52:20No.
00:52:34No.
00:52:35No.
00:52:36No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:37No.
00:52:40Oh, I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:52:44It's fine.
00:52:45No.
00:52:47No.
00:52:50No.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:02I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04No, you can't.
00:53:06You know.
00:53:10You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:16It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:30It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind.
00:53:32Life should show us so much more.
00:53:37I think I'm away.
00:53:40I think I'm away.
00:53:43I think I'm away.
00:53:50I think I'm away.
00:54:09It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:46Well, she likes your walk.
00:54:49She would come home with a weekly shopping and her hands would be a red roll.
00:54:54She'd walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being tired.
00:55:02I didn't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub a hand creak while she always had this cream next to her chair in
00:55:10the living room.
00:55:11Well, she'd rub this cream in to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:33She was taken from me.
00:55:36Good.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:46I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I've heard it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57This.
00:55:57What do we need the space for?
00:55:59Well, don't you.
00:56:04Don't you.
00:56:04Don't you.
00:56:05Don't you.
00:56:06Don't you.
00:56:07Don't you.
00:56:08Don't you.
00:56:08Don't you.
00:56:21Don't you.
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:45I can help you.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:49Could you stick this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52No.
00:56:52Just for two seconds.
00:56:53I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54And these are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Oh, please.
00:56:59Please don't sack me.
00:57:02Look.
00:57:03There's nothing I can do.
00:57:06but you've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row, you didn't come in once.
00:57:12Shut up! I don't give a f**k! I don't get paid to give him!
00:57:16Okay, I mean, I can see, I can understand that you're angry, but I'm gonna have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:57:26no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:33I'm sorry, I wish there was something...
00:57:36Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter you're smiling?
00:57:47Eh, I don't know, I had to have a good life.
00:57:50Stop smiling, because you don't have a good life. You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:56Yeah, well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job. There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so...
00:58:01How can you sit off with it?
00:58:03What do you mean?
00:58:04Stop smiling.
00:58:06Stop smiling.
00:58:07I'm not, I'm not.
00:58:08You are.
00:58:08I'm not smiling.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not smiling, I'm not.
00:58:12This is shit.
00:58:14This is shit.
00:58:16No, it's not shit.
00:58:19It's...
00:58:21And f**k the cheese!
00:58:26What do you want to do with that?
00:58:27We don't f**king suck, Morizella!
00:58:30I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah, it looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:41Does Ryan mind?
00:58:43He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him, it's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him, you do this shit, your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No, for lots of men.
00:58:58Aha.
00:59:00So, less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan
00:59:06and keep him around to help you raise the...
00:59:08Where does this even come from?
00:59:09Ryan doesn't want more kids, we're past that now.
00:59:10But are you?
00:59:11Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:12I take care of them like they're mum.
00:59:14Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something?
00:59:32Donna?
00:59:36It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:42Don't worry.
00:59:43You're not allowed in here, out!
00:59:45Don't you, Donna?
00:59:47Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:53Hello?
00:59:54Earth to Lucy.
01:00:01What the f*** is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on.
01:00:05For a few weeks but it's hard to get off.
01:00:07You have to soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tin foil.
01:01:04Do you fancy going uptown doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:07Do you fancy going uptown doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time, you and me.
01:01:13It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it.
01:01:19What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35Come here.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:38Um, why?
01:01:40Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it.
01:01:44I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff, so like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is Blacklisted, alright?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore, so I really need you to put your
01:01:56name on this and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:01Because I've got some of the girls coming around and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You sound just like your father.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what? You're a social climber.
01:02:15You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look.
01:02:48Let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down and not a wrong night.
01:02:56Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello. How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad. Yourself?
01:03:33We are in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world, a lot of people are questioning whether God exists or
01:03:41cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:04:09The brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:12I'm sorry.
01:04:13God.
01:04:13God.
01:04:16be up with this.
01:04:16Well they put you back on the Prozac, because I could see it… in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me
01:04:34Get off me
01:04:35I don't need you
01:04:37Get off me
01:04:38Look at you
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore
01:04:54You're a freak
01:05:02You're manipulating me
01:05:04Into committing a sin with you
01:05:05Because you don't want to be alone in it
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you
01:05:18I'm loving you
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back
01:05:24And maybe we can be happy
01:05:31Because I love you
01:05:38I forgive you
01:05:56In the afterlife we can offer you paradise on air
01:06:01That is for you to keep
01:06:02And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church
01:06:05If you'd give it a read we'd be very grateful
01:06:08And we'll come back round next week and hear your thoughts
01:06:17Okay well
01:06:18Thank you for your time
01:06:31I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:32I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:32I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:33I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:37I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:38I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:38I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:38I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:40I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:40I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:40I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:41I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:43I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:46I'll see you in the middle of the church
01:06:52That's not true.
01:06:54You've got me.
01:07:28You've got me.
01:08:01Oh, is that what it is?
01:08:03Hold the shape of your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:06I'm writing that.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:19Dominate.
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel.
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me.
01:08:28Could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that,
01:08:35hiding behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes.
01:08:38I think I did it.
01:08:42Oh, my God.
01:08:50No.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53No.
01:08:54No.
01:08:55No.
01:08:55No.
01:08:56No.
01:09:04No.
01:09:05Let's go.
01:09:35Let's go.
01:10:05Hey, hey, give me a drink, give me a drink.
01:10:07Oh my God, is that water?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah, it's water.
01:10:13It's a tequila.
01:10:16Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:20Who am I?
01:10:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:28Wash your spits.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:33Bye, bye.
01:10:34Bye, bye.
01:10:35Bye, bye.
01:10:38Bye, bye.
01:10:42Bye.
01:10:47Bye.
01:10:48Bye.
01:10:52Bye.
01:11:03Bye.
01:11:13Bye.
01:11:15Bye.
01:11:35Bye.
01:11:49Bye.
01:11:59Bye.
01:12:17Bye.
01:12:18Bye.
01:12:21Bye.
01:12:23Bye.
01:12:42Bye.
01:12:43Bye.
01:12:44Bye.
01:12:49Bye.
01:13:02Bye.
01:13:07Bye.
01:13:09Bye.
01:13:13Bye.
01:13:21Bye.
01:13:27Bye.
01:13:31Bye.
01:13:38Bye.
01:13:40Bye.
01:13:41Bye.
01:13:44Bye.
01:13:47Bye.
01:13:48Bye.
01:13:48money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going to come down and sing
01:13:53and then we'd have enough money to live in the warm. That would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great actually. Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and love bites
01:14:11but my mum didn't burn the turkey so you win some you lose some. What happened?
01:14:15I don't know I blacked out. Well do you think you might have been raped Charlotte?
01:14:23No no I chose to go. Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27I don't know. I don't f***ing know. Well I mean I wasn't even there. I mean I was I was
01:14:34laying in
01:14:35the bed but like I wasn't because I was in like a different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this. You're all near the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it? Like like was it worth it?
01:15:05I still set a place for Edith or the demon. Well if I didn't do that it would be like
01:15:13she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:16Yes. Edith. Edith. Are you there Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:27I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:15I'm tired.
01:16:39Oh, yeah.
01:16:45I...
01:16:52I...
01:16:57I...
01:17:05No.
01:17:32I...
01:17:34I...
01:18:08We're right.
01:18:41We're right.
01:18:44We're right.
01:19:14We're right.
01:19:44We're right.
01:19:44We're right.
01:19:45We're right.
01:19:45We're right.
01:19:46We're right.
01:19:52We're right.
01:20:07We're right.
01:20:09We're right.
01:20:44We're right.
01:21:16We're right.
01:21:56Hello?
01:21:58How was the ceremony?
01:21:59What?
01:22:01Why are you asking that?
01:22:12Why are you asking that?
01:22:25Can't just get smashed?
01:22:27Can't just get smashed?
01:22:29Will you do my nails?
01:22:31Finally.
01:22:35Right.
01:22:36Well, see you.
01:22:39I'll see you.
01:23:05I'll see you.
01:23:10I'll see you.
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