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00:01Cork. God's own county. The city that never sleeps.
00:05Except at night time. The greatest and largest city in all of Ireland.
00:09If you don't count Dublin. Which we don't.
00:12And now Cork's two most notorious sons, Conor McSweeney and Jocko Key,
00:17finally back together in Ireland's city of dreams.
00:20Why this place knows my head in.
00:23Yeah, why me too.
00:26I mean, do you love Cork?
00:28I obviously love Cork.
00:30It does my head in as well.
00:31Yeah, exactly.
00:33Why does it do your head in?
00:35Just checking out if it does your head in the same way it does my head in.
00:38There's dickheads vaping on e-bikes everywhere.
00:40And since I came home, boy, everything's got ten times more expensive.
00:44You're telling me.
00:45Why, beer's ten times more expensive, fags are more expensive, freddos are more expensive.
00:49You gotta be rich living in Cork now, boy.
00:51Why, if there's one thing Colombian jail taught me,
00:54that if you want to survive in this world, boy, you've got to be more Escobar.
00:58That's the one thing Colombian jail taught you?
01:00Well, Dad, and how to shove a burner phone up my hole.
01:02Oh, sorry, madam.
01:04Right.
01:05Hi.
01:05What are you looking at?
01:07What?
01:07I wear Italian, I drive German, but I speak English.
01:09Do you speak English?
01:10English?
01:11Yes.
01:12Well, I just asked you the plainest English I know.
01:14What are you looking at, you little scrote?
01:16Um, like a woman priest?
01:19I'll tell you what you're looking at.
01:20You're looking at seven years imprisonment for actual bodily harm, another five years for harassment,
01:24and maybe another two for criminal damage to a very expensive pair of designer shoes.
01:28And I will insist that you serve them consecutively.
01:31Oh.
01:32It means one year after another, you tick prick.
01:35You're a lucky, lucky boy that I'm doing court in about six minutes and I don't have time for this
01:38harsh shit.
01:39Now repeat back to me so I know you understand.
01:41What are you?
01:41Lucky, lucky, lucky boy.
01:43Yes, you are.
01:43Now, papers.
01:45I spilled coffee on Night Farragamas.
01:48You dirty skanger, you dumb hairy scrotum.
01:53I'll be there in two minutes!
01:55Who the hell was that?
01:56That's Marley O'Milloy.
01:58Cork's best lawyer, boy.
02:00She got two lads off for a gangland hit when you were in Columbia.
02:02He was attacked, his reflexes kicked in, and just because it ended in decapitation doesn't mean that's not self-defense.
02:08Why do you think I'm in love?
02:13Yeah, she wouldn't be interested in us anyway.
02:15She kind of deals with big time criminals.
02:17Gotta kill about five people and chop up their bodies and put them in chest freezers for us to be
02:21on her radar, like.
02:22Jeez, boy, yeah.
02:24That is a little twist, come on.
02:25Besides, she's too expensive.
02:27Why, this is what I'm saying, boy.
02:29We have to get rich.
02:30Because only rich people can afford lawyers like that that actually keep you out of prison.
02:34There's only one way to get rich around here.
02:37Yes, boy, I like it.
02:38Be more Escobar and become proper gangsters.
02:42I'm always gonna say get jobs.
02:43That's a way of a better idea.
02:44Yeah, boy, you know it.
02:46Bad boys, bad boys.
02:48Whatcha gonna do?
02:49Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
02:52What are we gonna do, Jack?
02:54We're gonna go on a crime spree, boy.
02:56Like the olden days, but better.
02:59Because we're older and wise or not, do you know what I mean?
03:01We're definitely older.
03:02All we have to do is focus on the expensive shit that's easy to tell.
03:05Because that's what we make the most dollar.
03:06Dollar?
03:07You mean euros?
03:08What?
03:09Oh, dollars.
03:10Like the gangsters say dollars.
03:11That's because the gangsters are thinking of our Americans.
03:13Well, it doesn't matter, right?
03:14Come on.
03:19Make a list, okay?
03:21I'll keep sketch, okay?
03:22Okay.
03:23So, what?
03:25We're talking...
03:26Gold.
03:27Gold.
03:28Jewellery.
03:30Bracelets.
03:30Rings.
03:32Tools.
03:33Sand doors.
03:34Tools.
03:35What else?
03:36White socks.
03:38White socks.
03:39White socks.
03:40Wait, what?
03:41White socks?
03:42Small.
03:43Sellable.
03:43Everyone wears white socks.
03:45No, they're not exactly expensive though, are they?
03:46Like white socks.
03:47There's a six pack of white socks.
03:47It says you're back about 20 quid these days.
03:4920 quid?
03:50Easily, boy.
03:50Shut up.
03:51Really?
03:52You've been away too long, kid.
03:54All right, come on, let's do this.
03:56All right.
03:56No.
03:57No, boy.
03:57Get the mask.
03:58All right, boy.
03:58You don't have any stretch or something.
03:59All right, no, boy.
04:00We don't have time for that, all right?
04:01Don't do this now, okay?
04:02One big hit.
04:03In and out job, okay?
04:04Five minutes, tots.
04:05I haven't done this in a while.
04:05Five minutes.
04:06Five minutes, boy.
04:07So long it takes to get here from Brightwell Garda Station
04:09once the alarm's been raised.
04:10Is that why you asked me to bring the mask?
04:12Yes, give me the mask, buddy, boy.
04:13The masks are our trademark.
04:15Yeah, come on.
04:15Jock found this site on the internet where you could send them photos of someone,
04:18and they send you back a mask with your face.
04:20So he sent them a photo of Billy Murphy, the local nut job.
04:23Did they see me?
04:27It meant Billy got the blame for all our crimes.
04:29Right, get your tongue off.
04:31Shut up!
04:32Jock got me a mask, too.
04:33Quick, put that on.
04:35It's all they had in the Halloween shop.
04:37And thus, we became legends around car.
04:39Fake Billy and Princess.
04:41Who's the girlfriend?
04:41We're not his girlfriend.
04:42It was time to build our criminal empire.
04:45Again, lady.
04:49Wait, ready?
04:50Yeah, I see her.
04:52Shit.
05:05What are you doing?
05:07It's really 27 seconds.
05:08It's really 27 seconds.
05:08Wait!
05:09Hey!
05:10Come on, man.
05:11I've got to stop.
05:11Go, go, go!
05:15I have you!
05:16Get the fuck away from me!
05:18I have you!
05:19I got you!
05:21I got you!
05:22Get the fuck away from me!
05:24Get out of the fucking way!
05:25Get out of the fucking way!
05:25Jesus Christ Almighty!
05:27I have you!
05:27I have you!
05:28I have you!
05:28You little breath!
05:31Get out of me!
05:32You little drink!
05:33Jerry, for fuck's sake, get over this man!
05:38Come on, for fuck's sake!
05:52What the fuck are those pricks gone?
05:54All right, you go and get the bikes, I'll go after them, all right?
06:01Jesus, I love bins.
06:06Jeez, we're getting too fucking awful, this shit.
06:09What do we get away with?
06:12Some shitty phone case and three white socks.
06:15That's it.
06:16We won't even be able to get a Freddo with that.
06:18We're going to have to come up with a plan B.
06:19We'll be back in prison in no time if we don't change another plan.
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, great.
06:24Why are you even listening to me?
06:26You know what the little shit's over there.
06:28Yeah?
06:29So why?
06:30So why aren't they saw us on the claims?
06:32Really tell the guards?
06:33Why would they do that?
06:34Why everybody hates the guards?
06:35I know they might not tell you.
06:36Oh shit, they're going to do.
06:39It is, Jim.
06:40All right.
06:43Paul's just not done.
06:44Mark, who do you think it was?
06:45Fake Billy and Princess.
06:47We saw him taking flight from the Shades a minute ago.
06:49No, no.
06:50There's just two langers in the bin.
06:52Come on.
06:53What?
06:54What?
06:54They were not just two langers in a bin.
06:57Yeah, and you don't know, he might be fake Billy.
06:59Yeah, I might be, but maybe I'm not.
07:01Yeah.
07:01But maybe I am.
07:03Prove it, sir.
07:03I don't need to fucking prove anything to you two little langers.
07:06Yeah, what barber did your hair cut so he can know where not to go?
07:09All right, your ma'am.
07:11All right, shit.
07:13That's where we're going, right?
07:14All I see is a prick with a condom on his shoulder.
07:16What?
07:16We don't have a condom on his shoulder.
07:17Jesus, boy.
07:18What the fuck?
07:19Did you put that there?
07:19Ah!
07:20Get it off!
07:21Yeah, you touched me!
07:22Don't throw it at me, boy!
07:23Don't throw it at me!
07:25What about that, huh?
07:27Holy shit!
07:28Hang on, princess!
07:30Oh, that's less cool, but nice to meet you.
07:31Yeah.
07:32And where have you been?
07:33I haven't seen fake Billy run-place at all.
07:35I was in prison, boy.
07:36I was doing some time there in Colombia.
07:38Can we film you saying that so we can snap it to the boys?
07:41Snap it to the boys?
07:42I have no idea what you're talking about.
07:44You know, like, selfie light, you know?
07:45We don't do selfies.
07:46No, don't do that, can't.
07:47What about the handshake?
07:49I'll give you a handshake, yeah.
07:51Just makes you worry about it, man.
07:52You seem like nice, young lads, you're going.
07:54Hey, good morning, yo.
07:56See you in our way, man!
07:57What the fuck?
07:58Get him!
08:00Fast!
08:01In fairness, that is something we would have done.
08:03Cheeky little bastards, but yeah, I suppose.
08:05Fair play, like.
08:06Yeah.
08:09Wait.
08:10We might be a bit past it, but, uh...
08:13Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
08:15Maybe.
08:15Yeah?
08:17What are you thinking?
08:18It's time we took on some new blood.
08:20Oh, no, I was thinking of getting out of the bin.
08:22I have found them.
08:24It's a boost.
08:26Rome wasn't built in a day, but that's because they didn't have any dumb little langers to do their dirty
08:30work.
08:31Yeah, we heard you wanted to see us.
08:33Yeah.
08:35Maybe we did.
08:36Maybe we didn't.
08:37We did.
08:38Watch.
08:40Don't do that again.
08:41What's with the gaff?
08:43We thought fake Billy and Princess would have something, I don't know, bigger.
08:47I know.
08:47I thought we'd come to, like, a mansion with a pool and all that.
08:49We're just laying low, aren't we?
08:50Just the front.
08:51That's how you don't get caught, boy.
08:52Yeah.
08:52And the back is way better.
08:54It's massive.
08:55You can call us Conor and Jack from now on, all right?
08:57Oh, he's forward with you, yeah?
08:59All right?
08:59Now, listen up, boys, all right?
09:01It's time me and Con pass on our wisdom and expertise to the younger generation.
09:04That's us?
09:05That's you, yeah.
09:06You're going to be our foot soldiers, all right?
09:08And me and Con are going to be the dons.
09:10Bring us back expensive, sellable goods that you'll rob from the shopping centers,
09:14and in return, you get 10%.
09:17Less commission, handling fees, admin, taxes, et cetera.
09:20It's the free market.
09:21Now, does that sound like a good deal to eat?
09:27Yep, amazing deal.
09:29Jeez, boys, you do sound like a younger us.
09:31Thanks, Conor.
09:32It means a lot, boy.
09:33Hey.
09:34While we're here, is there any chance you can hear some stories from the horses' moat?
09:37Like that Billy and Princess stuff?
09:39Oh, well, we don't know about that.
09:42But I could do you one better.
09:44We could tell you ourselves.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Okay.
09:48One time we were being chased, and we left clean from two skyscrapers.
09:55Ran off into the night.
09:57There was also that time we single-handedly fought off a mugger who held us at night point.
10:01We look like we got wallets.
10:04Now, go on.
10:05And there was that time we were under siege.
10:07We dodged a hail of bullets.
10:11It was also that time we robbed a tuna worth half a million quid.
10:17You guys are legends.
10:19Yeah, we know.
10:20Before you go, lads.
10:22You like a smoke?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Oh, that'd be something, buddy.
10:25Oh, we love a smoke.
10:26That was a test.
10:27You just failed.
10:28On your way, go home.
10:29Go home, go to bed, yeah?
10:31Don't be smoky.
10:32Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes if you don't bring us back the stuff.
10:35Yeah.
10:37Being an entrepreneur has its difficulties.
10:40Mainly pronouncing entrepreneur right.
10:42That's about it.
10:43The rest is easy.
10:44This is the life.
10:45Running the operation instead of being the foot shoulders.
10:48Yeah, boy.
10:49I'm the king of cock city.
10:51This is what I meant by being more escrow.
10:53Yeah, actually, I looked more into him, boy.
10:57Oh, yeah?
10:57He did some pretty crazy things.
10:59Yeah, boy, the original bad, boy.
11:01Yeah.
11:03Kidnappings, corruption, intimidation.
11:06One of a kind.
11:07Car bombings.
11:08Plane bombings, actually.
11:10There was violence against civilians.
11:12Yeah, but no one's perfect, okay?
11:13Terror campaigns, political assassinations.
11:16And he just actually wiped out loads of culture.
11:18Boy, look, I didn't say follow him to the letter, all right?
11:20I just said be a bit more escrow, man.
11:22Just a bit.
11:24Yeah, I can be a bit more escrow, man.
11:26Yeah.
11:26The next thing we need is a henchman, you know?
11:29Somebody who can, like, bash heads for us.
11:31All right.
11:32All right.
11:33Who are we going to get?
11:36Flex.
11:37Flex up.
11:41Thanks for the opportunity.
11:42You know, as my colleague said to you on the phone earlier,
11:45we're looking to expand the organisation.
11:47We are.
11:48We're kind of criminal masterminds now, so we're forming a bit of a gang.
11:51All right.
11:52Can I get involved?
11:54What do you think we phoned you for?
11:56We're looking for a heavy.
11:58I am quite heavy.
12:00So I could put rocks in my pockets.
12:05We might need you to bash a few heads for us.
12:07Should I do that anywhere?
12:08All right.
12:09The pay is pretty terrible.
12:11It is.
12:11You know what they say, you know?
12:13Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
12:16You'll never work a day in your life.
12:19That's beautiful.
12:21That's pretty good.
12:22All right, Billy.
12:23Great rewards.
12:24Thanks for the money.
12:25The boys are back in town.
12:27Teach a man to fish, and he'll get you a fish.
12:30Teach a couple of lads to steal, and you get all kinds of shit.
12:34Boom.
12:37What are we supposed to do with that?
12:38Want me to bash their heads in.
12:40Do you know how expensive a pack of nappies are gone?
12:43And a six-pack of white socks set you back with 20 euro, he says.
12:45Yeah.
12:48He said a six-pack of white socks will set you back with 20 euro.
12:51Oh, you want me to bash their heads?
12:52I thought she would be pleased.
12:53You thought it wrong, didn't you?
12:55How are we supposed to build an empire on nappies and socks?
12:57No.
12:58Do you want me to bash their heads in?
12:59Yeah, especially this fella here.
13:00I know, Billy.
13:01I know.
13:01We're really sorry.
13:03I promise you, we can do better.
13:03Just give us one chance, please.
13:08All right.
13:08One more chance, boys.
13:10Pack this shit up and get back out there.
13:11All right.
13:12Go ahead.
13:14What's going on here?
13:18Yeah, my bullshit meter just exploded.
13:21There's a shop up the road, half-price sales.
13:23Better get yourself a new one.
13:24All right.
13:25I'm going to ask you one more time.
13:26What's going on here?
13:27All right.
13:28The truth is, Marie, the reason we haven't told you...
13:32The reason we haven't told you is because we have a reputation to uphold being Jack.
13:37But since he got back, we've realized the error in our ways.
13:41So we've been mentoring young lads in the estate.
13:45So the first are these two young fellas, Jack and Cormac.
13:47Bye.
13:49Is that the truth, lads?
13:51Yeah.
13:53Billy, what are you doing here?
13:55Definitely not bashing heads anywhere, Marie.
13:58Wait a second.
14:00What's in the bag?
14:01Eh, nappies and socks.
14:03Nappies and socks.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Sean, Sean.
14:10The nappies and socks, look.
14:14We're handing them out to the people that are in need of them, the nappies and the socks.
14:19Yeah.
14:19We're supplying them to young mams.
14:23Oh, wow.
14:24That's amazing.
14:26It is.
14:27All right.
14:27Keep up the good work, lads, all right?
14:28And listen to Conor and Jock because they know what they're talking about, all right?
14:32Yeah, we will.
14:33We do.
14:34They might be proud of Conor and Jock.
14:38They'll be sick.
14:41Bye, lads.
14:42Thanks a million, ma'am.
14:43All right.
14:43See you now.
14:44You look beautiful today, eh?
14:45You look hot, Marie.
14:47I sure don't.
14:48With Mav and Healy off our backs, me and Jock were finally getting some much-needed rest and relaxation.
14:54Conor, get up off your lazy arse and do something productive with the day!
14:59Mairead, to be fair, they're probably wrecked from all their mentoring, okay?
15:02I know how hard it is to keep the pricks in check.
15:08Quick, pick up that shit.
15:09Act like a litter picking.
15:10What?
15:11Pick up that shit.
15:11Act like a litter picking.
15:12Shit.
15:18They're good lads, aren't they?
15:20Yeah.
15:21I might get them to have a look at the garden.
15:23That's not a bad idea, yeah?
15:26Come on, we'll get them!
15:29What time's your call this?
15:31We've got to start!
15:33We can come back, though, whenever you want.
15:34All right.
15:34No, just go ahead and show us now.
15:36Yeah, all right.
15:43Hey, you got it!
15:44No, that's a second, mate.
15:45That's not...
15:46What is your dog shit?
15:46I didn't, but it looked properly.
15:50Oh, can it?
15:51Yeah!
15:52Yeah!
15:52Hey, you got it!
15:54Hey, boy, that's the word dog.
15:54Where'd he come, where'd you know?
15:56Yeah, there we go, wow!
15:58Yeah!
15:58There we go!
15:59Class, well done.
15:59Good stuff, yeah.
16:00Happy day.
16:01Are you pleased?
16:02Yeah, boy.
16:02I'm very pleased, boy.
16:04Delighted.
16:04See that?
16:05In effect, Billy and Princess proud.
16:07Boy, you're like, the dads.
16:09We ain't a bribe.
16:11Dads?
16:11Dads?
16:12Yeah.
16:13Yeah, coming off with, like, your cool older brothers or uncles or something.
16:18You have your own dads.
16:19Like, we don't need to be them, don't you?
16:22Nah.
16:22Our dad left with our babies.
16:24It's just the two of us and a man.
16:27Well, all I can say is fair play.
16:30Well done.
16:30Yeah, we're very proud of you.
16:32Get out there.
16:33Go get him.
16:34Go get him.
16:34Go get him.
16:35We have a few more people out again, wasn't it?
16:37Yeah, that's all right with you, like, you know?
16:38Look.
16:39Oh.
16:40Oh.
16:40Oh, yeah.
16:40We're real.
16:42Yeah, we're just telling them 50%.
16:44Actually, we're talking three.
16:45Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:47Fine, nice.
16:47Best of luck.
16:49Good boy.
16:50Good boy.
16:51Good boy.
16:55Me and Jock like to think of our business as carbon neutral.
16:58Robbing shit doesn't do nothing bad to the environment.
17:01It's about sustainability.
17:03Self-sustainability.
17:04We take, we sell, and sometimes we rob the same shit back from the people we sold.
17:09That's called recycling.
17:10Doing your bit for the planet.
17:12Be the change you want to see in the world.
17:14Preferably the kind of change that jingles in your pocket.
17:16Don't kill me.
17:18Don't kill me.
17:20Don't kill me.
17:21Don't kill me.
17:23Don't kill me.
17:24Don't kill me.
17:26Don't kill me.
17:27Don't kill me.
17:27Don't kill me.
17:28Don't kill me.
17:29Don't kill me.
17:30Don't kill me.
17:32Don't kill me.
17:34Don't kill me.
17:52What are you boys up to?
17:54Five, nine.
17:55Ready? Stretching.
17:58The perpetrators of this crime spree appear to be predominantly young males.
18:03It seems there's nothing they won't steal.
18:05Oi! Give it back!
18:06The camera! Shit! Give it back!
18:08Pricks are running rings around us.
18:09Those thieving little shits could do with a bit of guidance from you, lads.
18:12Well, if you want to send any of them away, I'm sure.
18:15I'm sure me and Khan could put them to work.
18:17Yeah, exactly.
18:18If only. We can't get our hands on any of them.
18:21Whoever's running this operation knows exactly what they're doing.
18:23Hmm. They're geniuses.
18:26We're probably quite big dicks, would you say, dear?
18:35Healy.
18:37No way.
18:39That's amazing. Okay, I'll be there straight away.
18:42Er, Tony?
18:43They're after catching two lads.
18:44The duty sergeant thinks they might be the ringleaders.
18:47Hey, that's brilliant news. Brilliant news.
18:50I have to go up to my boot bed there.
18:52Boy, they got Jack and Carmel.
18:54We don't know that for sure, all right?
18:57Anyway, boy, we've got loads more of them working for us now, all right?
19:00So we can take the heat, okay?
19:01What? Take the heat?
19:03Yes.
19:03Boy, they look up to us. We're responsible for them.
19:05You're not responsible for them, boy.
19:07You need to start thinking more Escobar, boy, okay?
19:08What would Escobar do?
19:10Actually, boy, I googled our man Escobar.
19:12I think he'd, like, cut off their ears and burned their village down.
19:15So we're not doing that.
19:16That's a bit of an overreaction.
19:18Anyway, we don't even know where they live, so...
19:20Besides, boy, they said we're like their dads.
19:23We are not like dads to them, okay?
19:25We didn't even have dads, so how could we even be dads to them?
19:29The way I see it is, it's Hakuna Matata.
19:31What's Hakuna Matata?
19:33Hakuna Matata means tough shit.
19:35Connor, John, downstairs now.
19:38Matata.
19:42Nice, nice place.
19:44We arrested Cormac and Jack.
19:46Fuck, boy.
19:48And they told us everything.
19:49Little shits, boy, I'm going to knock their heads in, boy.
19:51I don't even care how old they are, boy.
19:52No, Jack.
19:52Especially the little small fella.
19:54No, Jack, I know.
19:56Look, before you say anything,
19:58just...
19:58They told us that their community work with you
20:00was just a front to avoid suspicion.
20:03I'm so sorry, lads.
20:04Seems they've played us all for fools.
20:06You especially.
20:10Yeah.
20:12I wouldn't say fools.
20:15And if they are fools,
20:17I'd say they're fools with really big dicks.
20:21They also said that you told them to stay away from crime.
20:24We, yeah, we did, we did give them a lot of advice.
20:27Yeah, and that was one of them.
20:28You said, you said stay away from crime.
20:31I really hope that it doesn't stop you
20:33from working with young lads in the future, all right?
20:35I promise you, Mairead, it definitely won't.
20:38Yeah, there is not much that could keep Jack away from young boys.
20:41No.
20:41But would you say that may be the fact that they confessed?
20:47Surely that counts for a dime a dozen and you'll go easy on them.
20:50No, we're going to throw the book at them.
20:51They'll get 18 months if they get a day.
20:53More if I have anything to do with it.
20:55You're going to throw a book at them?
20:56We have to help the lads.
20:58Yeah, we've got to get them off.
20:59And I know someone who can.
21:01What?
21:03Oh, really?
21:04I mean, they're 15, but if it helps, it helps.
21:08No, Jack, not get them off.
21:10Get them off.
21:12What, Molly O'Moloy?
21:14No chance can't buy.
21:15There's no way we can afford her.
21:17This says we can.
21:21You are enough.
21:22Short king.
21:24Like, ten times.
21:25No, not that.
21:26Why is that?
21:28Just read that.
21:30Seven thousand eight hundred euros.
21:32I know.
21:33I know where you should.
21:36Oh, fine.
21:40Next up.
21:42Cormac Byrne and Jack Byrne versus the state.
21:46Who is representing the defendants?
21:49Well, it looks like that'll be my sweet ass, Your Honor.
21:53Oh, bollocks.
21:54There must be some mistake, Miss O'Moloy.
21:57Miss.
21:58Pardon?
21:58It's Miss.
21:59There must be some mistake, Miss O'Moloy.
22:02Miss.
22:03Pardon?
22:04I've changed my mind now.
22:05It's Miss.
22:06Well, I don't think this is the time.
22:08Oh, Judge Riley in courtroom sexism, shame.
22:12Apologies, Miss O'Moloy.
22:14Accept it.
22:15Now let's get this charade over with, shall we?
22:18We're fucked.
22:24Judge, members of the court, these two unknown perpetrators in this video, sure, they could
22:29be anybody.
22:30There is no real or compelling evidence in this case.
22:34The charges against my clients, they're flarsical, which I will now prove.
22:37Like, if the glove does not fit, you must acquit.
22:44That glove fits.
22:47You can't handle the truth.
22:50I can handle the truth.
22:51Billy.
22:52Well, in that case, these two young men had nothing to do with the crime, Your Majesty.
22:59No more questions.
23:00I have one simple question, Sergeant Healy.
23:03Where were you on 9-11?
23:05Come on, seriously.
23:06Miss O'Moloy, do you have any questions for Sergeant Healy that are related to this case?
23:11Okay, Sergeant Healy.
23:12When you questioned the defendants, was there a guardian present?
23:17No.
23:19We had a very limited window, you see, to catch their accomplices here.
23:22No, we'll do, Sergeant.
23:23Judge, I demand that the defendants' interviews get struck out, because clearly there's no cause.
23:29Kiss dismissed.
23:30Oh, please, you're a beast, boy.
23:33This is ridiculous.
23:33Ridiculous.
23:35Well done, lads, for getting away with Dad.
23:39Why didn't you start with that one, yeah?
23:40Where's the fun in that?
23:47You're actually our heroes, man.
23:49We are so lucky to have mentors like you.
23:52Like, genuinely, you taught us how to steal, right?
23:55Until we got arrested for it, right?
23:57And then you hired an amazing lawyer to bust us out, just to prove, right, that stealing doesn't pay?
24:03How genius is that?
24:05Weiss.
24:06Yeah.
24:07Genius, weiss.
24:08Genius, weiss.
24:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:08For a level, for a level.
24:09That was the plan.
24:10I believe it.
24:11Yeah, I know why.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16Yeah.
24:19The answer's no.
24:20That was a test.
24:21Fade.
24:22Go home.
24:23Go home.
24:24Go home.
24:25Your legs not work.
24:26All right.
24:29Now he's just Escobar enough.
24:37Everybody, where's your watch?
24:39Why, so much?
24:41All right.
24:43He's a slimy boy.
24:44Okay, boy, all right?
24:45They owe us, okay?
24:46We got them off.
24:47We got them off.
24:47He's taking my watch again.
24:48All right.
24:49We're going to make double the amount.
24:49We're not doing it.
24:51Look at all the work we put in, and we still have no money.
24:55It's too much work for nothing.
24:58It's pretty stressful being Escobar, all right?
25:00It is, boy.
25:00I told you.
25:03All right, Grant.
25:04Getting too old for this shit, boy.
25:06All right, but what are we going to do about him, then?
25:09Hey, Billy Murphy, can you step in here, please, a minute?
25:12How are you doing?
25:13Yes, boss.
25:14Yeah, basically, we've thought about the whole operation, and we've decided that as great
25:22as you are in the role, we're going to go a different direction.
25:26Are you firing me?
25:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:29Well, we're making you redundant.
25:31Yeah.
25:32Who are you calling redundant?
25:35Oh, God.
25:36Oh, no.
25:37Jesus Christ, for the ass.
25:39Sorry about that, lads.
25:41What's the memory, lads?
25:43Oh, Jesus.
25:44Ah.
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