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00:01Previously on Best Medicine.
00:03Famous heart surgeon from Boston.
00:05I'm curious about your interpersonal skills.
00:08I take people who are sick and I make them well.
00:10I have never, never!
00:12You're a real charmer, aren't you?
00:14This town and all the people in it are very dear to me.
00:17I'm keeping my eye on you.
00:18Get out of here. Go. Aunt Sarah.
00:20What's it like being back now after all these years?
00:23I find the people here irrational.
00:25I'm about to be a YouTube star.
00:27Far too chatty.
00:28Wheeze a dummy two weeks before our wedding.
00:31Demanding.
00:34Does blood freak you out?
00:36But you're a doctor.
00:38This place won't let you hide.
00:41And that's a good thing.
01:09Out!
01:15Elaine, I'll see my first patient.
01:20Elaine, are you there?
01:25Who will hold the spoon on their nose the longest?
01:28Guess in the comment section to win a free coffee at the Salty Breeze.
01:31Elaine, what are you doing?
01:33Hosting a game show. We're live.
01:34Excuse me?
01:35People text me their game suggestions. I use whoever's here.
01:38Elaine, that's highly inappropriate.
01:39You know what it's called? Try my patience.
01:41How about try doing your job?
01:43It's not as fun.
01:44Spoon's off.
01:46Now.
01:47Okay, if I cut the line, gotta get to work. Just need a minute.
01:51Fine.
01:52So what seems to be the problem?
01:54Nothing. Fit as a fiddle.
01:56Well, that was quick.
01:57Goodbye.
01:57Ah, well, hold on. I do need your help.
01:59I need a prescription for...
02:01some vitamin V.
02:04You know.
02:06Some hard candy.
02:08Ah.
02:09Sidenafil.
02:12Viagra.
02:12Bingo.
02:14Not that I need it.
02:15You know, just thought I'd have some on hand.
02:18Just in case.
02:19Since Louisa and I are now kaput, I plan on being very active.
02:24A bad boy.
02:25Ladies, take a number.
02:27Ah, get the penicillin ready.
02:28Are you aware of the possible side effects?
02:30Like having fun, loving life, and feeling foxy?
02:33No.
02:34Headaches, nausea, and priapism?
02:37A painful and prolonged erection.
02:41Cool.
02:42Just in case there's, you know, a little stage fright.
02:46Louisa's the only one I've been with for eight years, but let me tell you, there were no problems there.
02:52Right?
02:52Got it.
02:53Healthy sex life?
02:55Any history of heart disease, stroke, low blood pressure, or eye disease?
02:59Nope.
03:00I mean, more than healthy.
03:01Like, our sex life was like if you were like...
03:04Stop talking.
03:05Elaine, next!
03:07Women say that they want the nice guy, but they don't.
03:10They dump the nice guy.
03:12The nice guy ends up taking his mom to Cancun for his honeymoon.
03:16That is not going to be me ever again.
03:20There's a new sheriff in town.
03:23Good.
03:23I wasn't that crazy about the old one.
03:28That's a good one, Doc.
03:30Elaine!
03:31Uh, it's the brown-tailed moth rash.
03:34Happens every year.
03:35I just need a prescription for hydrocortisone cream.
03:38You're awfully young to have graduated medical school.
03:41I know everything about it.
03:43It's from the hairs of the moth.
03:44They're toxic.
03:45They embed in the skin, causing dermatitis.
03:49This is the season.
03:51He's right.
03:52Half the town gets it.
03:53He just needs the cream.
03:54Oh, this is fun.
03:55Would you like to help with an open-heart surgery later?
03:57I just need to get to work.
03:59If I could get the prescription, we'll be on our way.
04:02Does an uncontrollable cough come with the brown-tailed moth allergy?
04:05It's probably just a coincidence.
04:07How scientific.
04:09Oh, I prefer to actually examine him.
04:15I need you to take a deep breath.
04:21I'm gonna need a skin sample.
04:23I'll expedite an answer from the lab,
04:25but in the meantime, keep Peter out of school.
04:27Looks like this might be contagious.
04:29What?
04:29Out of school?
04:31For the brown-tailed moth?
04:32I have a job.
04:34So do I.
04:35And in my professional medical opinion,
04:37it's presenting differently than just a common insect reaction.
04:40Half the town is about to come down with this,
04:42and you're gonna send them all home?
04:44Are you nuts?
04:45Let's go.
04:47What a waste of time.
04:52This is insane, Doc.
04:55Prepare to be enemy number one.
04:58Wow!
04:59You're in a role.
05:05I know.
05:19You're in a role.
05:25All right, then. Who's next?
05:27Just doing my job is so boring.
05:30Harriet!
05:31I caught myself on a broken pipe, stupid thing.
05:37Well, come in, then.
05:38Hey, do you need any help, Doc?
05:40None at all.
05:43Okay, let's take a look at the wound and see what you have.
05:47Hot, hot, hot.
05:55Please, can I help?
05:57If you insist.
05:59Clean up on aisle nine.
06:02Dr. Reese let me help out all the time. Right, Bert?
06:06Yep, like a regular Florence Nightingale.
06:09Is there anything you can't do?
06:11Not a singles bar. Out.
06:13Okay, wound is all cleaned up, Doc.
06:14Mm-hmm.
06:22Mm-hmm.
06:24Mm-hmm.
06:24Okay, yep, looks like three butterflies will do it.
06:26Just, uh, keep the wound clean and dry.
06:28Mm-hmm.
06:33Hey, do you want to go to the baked bean supper with me?
06:35No.
06:36Are you insane? That's so public.
06:38Might as well announce we're engaged.
06:40Never mind.
06:40Leave.
06:41Sorry.
06:43No, not that.
06:44I just, I, I don't have time for that kind of stuff right now.
06:47I'm concentrating on my career and getting out of Port Wynn.
06:50You, you want to leave Port Wynn?
06:52Of course.
06:53There's nothing for me here.
06:57Done.
06:58I'll wrap him up.
07:03Like, like leave Port Wynn for good?
07:05Do I need to call the police?
07:07Yes.
07:09All finished.
07:10There we go.
07:12All right.
07:12Thanks, Doc.
07:14Thanks, Elaine.
07:15Yeah.
07:22I was very helpful.
07:25One could say almost invaluable.
07:27Out?
07:28Yeah.
07:28Get out.
07:29Yep.
07:29Yep.
07:38Another dinner alone, Dr. Worst?
07:40That's the saddest thing ever.
07:42If that's me in 60 years, just kill me.
07:46Dr. Best?
07:48Hello.
07:50Hello.
07:51Uh, I'm just getting some dinner to go if I wanna...
07:55Me too, yeah.
07:56Yeah.
07:59So, how was your day?
08:01Unpleasant.
08:02Seems the inmates wanna run the asylum.
08:05I heard about Peter Kronk.
08:07Okay, you may not know this, but the brown-tailed moth is very-
08:09Louisa, Martin, your dinners are coming up.
08:12Doc, glad you're here.
08:13We haven't gotten your RSVP for the fake bean supper.
08:18Right, because I'm not going.
08:20Yep.
08:21You're adorable.
08:23Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait.
08:24You're serious.
08:25No, no, no, you don't understand.
08:27Everyone goes to the baked bean supper unless you're dead or in the hospital, and even then.
08:32Lorraine with the oxygen tank.
08:34Baby.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35It's the time when feuds are dropped, and phones are put away, and we all feel less alone.
08:41It's such a wonderful opportunity to really connect with people.
08:44I mean, even after all of these years, I still find that I find out something new about someone.
08:50Well, as this town's doctor, I feel all I do is learn something new about someone.
08:54Well, I don't mean it like, it's not really.
08:56Uh, uh, George, why are you standing like that?
09:00I'm sorry, sweetheart.
09:02Just don't look out at the patio.
09:06Hey.
09:07What?
09:09George, what are you-
09:10Oh.
09:14Oh.
09:18Oh.
09:19Oh.
09:22Oh.
09:25Jeannie.
09:28She's my, uh, she's my teaching assistant.
09:33Um, I'm-I'm gonna...
09:35I'm sorry.
10:01We'll be quick just need some cortisone cream it's the uh
10:06Browntail mothrash, so you know, I think I'm just gonna take a nap put my stethoscope my prescription
10:12Pad and a bowl of Percocet by the door and everyone can just help themselves
10:15I didn't mean anything by it. It just happens every year. No, I'm well aware
10:21May I dare ask does Mallory have any other symptoms? Well, actually, um, I have squirts. Yeah, yes
10:29It's all just coming out like
10:34Me too actually just like that just like
10:39I assume we're talking about a case of diarrhea
10:42Yeah, and then kind of like
10:54Do you go to school with a boy named peter cronk by any chance? He's in my class. He's really
10:59smart
10:59And was he in school yesterday afternoon? We played tag
11:06Elaine push back my appointments for the next hour. Excuse me
11:11And please keep Mallory out of school
11:21Good job. Yeah high five
11:24Hi
11:25Oh
11:27Hello
11:27Just hope it's not weird mark and I
11:31Hmm just so you know I tried hinge only eligible man was a 75 minute drive and then a ferry
11:38Of course
11:39I wish you both the best
11:41That's such a belief
11:42No
11:44Oh my god
11:45Lindsay georgia. He is not a wishbone
11:49Hello
11:49Oh
11:50Hello
11:55Uh, how was your dinner last night? I left before obviously
12:01Steam fish
12:03Very nice
12:05Good
12:05Peter cronk is he here?
12:07Yes, um, he's inside right now
12:09And are you aware I told his mother he shouldn't be in school?
12:11Yes, I am
12:13But I mean, it's not that big of a deal
12:14It's only the brown tail moth
12:16How do you suppose I can be the town doctor if no one will do what I say?
12:20What's just the brown tail moth?
12:21Does the brown tail moth give you diarrhea or a hacking cough?
12:24This could be something very contagious
12:26And mrs cronk put a lot of people
12:28Now listen
12:28There are some people here with certain financial hardships
12:31Okay, part of you being a doctor here is knowing your patients
12:34No, no
12:34My only responsibility is keeping everyone safe
12:37Now you tell mrs cronk the other teachers and your principal that that boy cannot be in school
12:44I'm sure as a big city doctor you're used to having the last word not sure it works that way
12:47around here. Oh, I don't need the last
12:56You kids keep digging gotta stay on schedule
13:02Eeyore
13:06Eeyore
13:07Hey Eeyore
13:13Hey
13:15It's me
13:15Glendon remember
13:17When we were kids on the beach
13:19Nope
13:20Oh, come on
13:21You always moping around like a sad sack
13:24Had to lighten things up with a little ribbing remember
13:26Actually have no idea what you're talking about
13:28Hey, I heard you were coming up
13:31What's the deal?
13:32Big city surgeon now bandaging knees
13:35It's actually none of your business
13:36Well, I've done very well for myself. This is my house
13:39I did an extension putting in an in-ground pool
13:43Everyone's just loving coming by kids especially
13:46Home improvements never understood all the hysteria
13:49Oh, you heard about the baked bean supper?
13:51Impossible not to
13:52Yeah, it's nothing but I'm the sponsor
13:54Your mother must be so proud
13:57Still a sourpuss just like the old days
14:00Hey, come by the house anytime you want Eeyore
14:02I'll give you a tour
14:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
14:16Whoa, whoa, okay
14:18Hey doc fancy meeting you here
14:21Uh-huh, okay, okay
14:22Let's put you on the hedge trimmer now
14:24You feeling all right?
14:26Whew, I'm fine doc
14:28You sure?
14:28Yeah, no need to make a fuss about it
14:35I don't know what's going on
14:37I've just been feeling a little dizzy this week
14:39That happened because you got dizzy?
14:41Why didn't you tell me?
14:42What, with Al standing right there?
14:43No, that's not the way it's supposed to work
14:45I'm the dad
14:46I'm supposed to worry about him
14:47Well, you seem to have some form of vestibular neuritis
14:50Should fix itself with a simple medication
14:52I'll call in the prescription to Sally's
14:54You just fill it as soon as possible
14:55And do not work until it's cleared up, okay?
14:57Do not work doc, are you crazy?
14:59I-I-I got bills to pay
15:00I'm fine, you're right
15:01I am?
15:02Really?
15:02Sure, dizzy spells and power tools go great together
15:05Take the pills and do not work
15:07Do you hear me?
15:08Fine
15:12You two, okay, you gotta, you gotta...
15:14Okay, you two go try it, try, try
15:19I win, I win!
15:32Elaine, what's this?
15:33Today's game is Chubby Bunny.
15:38And how many of you are here for the so-called brown-tail moth allergy?
15:44Something is not right. You better fix me up quick.
15:48I can't go to the baked bean supper like this.
15:50How in God's name can you be thinking about baked beans now?
15:54It's not like we could miss it.
15:55Rain or shine, there's always the supper.
15:57There must have been at least one year it was canceled.
15:59Year? It's every month and never.
16:02Every month? And it still makes you all weepy.
16:15Life is uncertain. Traditions give us the illusion of a future that we can look forward to.
16:21That's right. That's right. That's right. That's true.
16:27Well, bad news, not this month.
16:31No dinner is worth the whole town getting sick.
16:35The baked bean supper is canceled.
16:40That's true.
16:46That's right.
16:47That's true.
17:00That's true, isn't it?
17:06My mom says you're the A-word, the B-word, the S-word, and the F-word with the A
17:10-word.
17:17Well, thank you so very much.
17:19What am I supposed to do now?
17:21Don't blame me. I just came to invite you to dinner.
17:23Martin, everybody's very pissed off at you for canceling the supper.
17:27I'm just doing my job.
17:28It's only the brown-tailed moth.
17:30Stop. Just not another word. Do you want to come to dinner or not?
17:33No. Thank you. I'd rather eat alone.
17:36Not you, too.
17:37If you must know, I look forward to the supper, too.
17:40Because of the sacredness of tradition or the cozy warmth of community
17:45or do baked bean fairies just come and fly in the moonlight?
17:49It's George's brown bread.
17:52It's miraculous, and he only makes it for the supper,
17:56which means I'll have to wait another month.
18:01Oh, you've met him?
18:03Well, he's definitely the F-word with the A-word.
18:09Yes. Once a bully, always a bully.
18:11I can't help it.
18:13What do you mean by that?
18:14Nothing. Just some childish name-calling.
18:17Don't give yourself a stroke.
18:19You had it hard enough back then.
18:21Last thing you needed was somebody else making it harder.
18:25You say the word, I'll kick him in the teeth.
18:27Thank you. In a strange way, that's actually very touching.
18:32Now get the hell out of here. These are my regulars.
18:36I gotta sell some lobsters.
18:38Come on, I just came in and we got some beauties.
18:43Oh, feisty.
18:51Where is everyone?
18:52Canceled.
18:53Canceled? Why?
18:54Because of the baked bean supper. You're being boycotted.
18:56People are sick and they won't see me? That's insane.
18:59You're telling me?
19:00How am I supposed to do a show called Try My Patience with No Patience?
19:04You're killing my likes.
19:05No, I'm right about this.
19:06It's not the brown-tailed moth.
19:08Call the lab, tell them I need the results from the samples now.
19:11I know the skin sample results will prove that it's not the brown-tailed moth allergy.
19:17Freshly sharpened pencil for you.
19:20Dylan, will you help Xavier?
19:22All right, stay with your buddy.
19:24Oh.
19:24No.
19:25Oh, oh, um, Isabel, Elisabetta, you got this?
19:29I'll be right back.
19:32Everything okay? Everything okay?
19:33Mm-hmm.
19:35Oh, no.
19:36What happened?
19:37Nothing. It's just, it's Mark.
19:39Oh.
19:41We had a play date.
19:45Right.
19:45Two nights ago.
19:46Mm-hmm.
19:47And then he never called me.
19:48So then I called him and he told me that it was just a play date, nothing more.
19:57Okay.
19:57And that he wants to be free to have a play date with whomever he wants.
20:04I thought he was one of the nice ones.
20:07What did you do to him?
20:09Um, it's fine.
20:13It's fine.
20:15Um, let me just sit.
20:17Miss, Miss Jeannie's going to take a bathroom break.
20:20Yeah, yeah, okay.
20:21Hi, everyone.
20:23I know that you're boycotting and I kind of get it, but remember to like my videos.
20:27Got to still keep those numbers up.
20:31Wow.
20:32Very brave coming here.
20:35Hope nobody saw you.
20:36I don't care what people think.
20:38I just wanted to tell you that if you ever need help with your career, just ask me.
20:44I don't mean anything romantic.
20:46I just mean like cameraman or help carrying things.
20:52Anything.
20:53Really?
20:55Because I meant it.
20:56I can't have anyone tying me down.
20:59I get it.
21:00I promise.
21:00I just, I want to help you make your dreams come true.
21:04Nothing more.
21:05Elaine, is the lab called back yet?
21:08Are they better?
21:08You don't just cancel the baked bean supper on a hunch.
21:11I'm leaving.
21:13Bye.
21:19Hello, you little puppet.
21:24Elaine, if you like them so much, take them home.
21:26Otherwise, get them out of here.
21:28Well, there you go again, you little wriggle mutt.
21:33How long has you been doing this?
21:35What, the back scratching?
21:37Mm-hmm.
21:38I don't know, like a week?
21:43What are you doing?
21:47Don't you think you should buy him dinner first?
21:57He's got rashes all over.
21:59That's why he's been so itchy.
22:00He presents similarly to the ones I've been seeing.
22:03You mean he caught the disease, too?
22:05Not possible.
22:07No, he might be the cause of it.
22:12What are you going to do to him?
22:22Hey, Doc?
22:24Well, what do we have here?
22:26Possibly a highly contagious dog.
22:30I've contacted animal control.
22:31They advised me to bring him here until they can pick him up.
22:34Please stay as far away from him as you can, and don't touch him.
22:37What?
22:37What am I supposed to do with a highly con...
22:39I need you to sign this form to confirm that he is no longer my problem.
22:45What do you want?
22:46To schedule another wedding you can walk out on?
22:49I thought we could have a talk.
22:51Just please sign so I can leave.
22:53I would like you to leave.
22:54I'm trying to.
22:55No.
22:56Her.
22:57Mark, Mark, look.
22:59I'm sorry that I hurt you, but this whole Playboy thing, look, it's not nice.
23:03It's not you.
23:04Well, I'm not nice anymore.
23:05You get it?
23:05You cured me of that.
23:06And if you can't handle your jealousy, then that's not my problem.
23:10Why can't anyone in this town have a private conversation in private?
23:12Fine.
23:13Just fine.
23:19The lab results.
23:22Confirmed.
23:23Zoonotic.
23:24Zoonotic.
23:25Not a clue, Doc.
23:26The disease is spread animal to human, or in this case, dog to human.
23:30Wait, but if humans aren't spreading the rash, then what about the baked bean supper?
23:33Let the angels sing and the trumpets blow.
23:36You can have your baked bean supper after all.
23:42Well, I mean, that's good news.
23:44Actually, come to think of it, I'd prefer if you didn't go.
23:48What?
23:50That's unheard of.
23:51There's always a first time.
23:53Mark.
23:54I rubbed your feet every single night for eight years, and now you just expect me to eat beans with
24:00you.
24:00Mark.
24:01Mark, you're my best friend.
24:03Are you saying that we're never going to be able to be friends?
24:06Never.
24:11Mark.
24:12Come on.
24:21Son of a...
24:24Here, doll.
24:25Don't drink with it.
24:31Hello.
24:32Do you have genomycin in stock?
24:34Well, Dr. Best, I'm so glad you stopped by.
24:37Sally Milo, pharmacist.
24:40The other medical professional in town.
24:42Mm-hmm.
24:43I've been wondering when our new town doctor was going to pay me a visit.
24:47Dr. Reese found my input invaluable.
24:51You're right, actually.
24:51I apologize.
24:52I've been busy with the so-called brown-tailed moth epidemic.
24:56It's tularemia, and I'll be prescribing genomycin for it, so-
24:59How clever for knowing it wasn't the brown-tailed moth rash.
25:01Thank you, but I'm not Jonas Salk.
25:03I diagnosed some cases of diarrhea.
25:05Anyway, genomycin.
25:06You're going to need a lot of it.
25:08Understood?
25:08My Marky was right.
25:10You are all business.
25:12Sheriff Mark?
25:13Hmm?
25:14My baby boy.
25:15Do you see the resemblance?
25:17Yes.
25:17Neither of you seem to enjoy a linear conversation.
25:20You're funny.
25:20Mm-hmm.
25:21Please just make sure you have enough medication in stock.
25:25Oh, and while I'm here, did Bert Large fill his prescription for prednisone?
25:29No, but I saw him doing some yard work just a few doors down.
25:32Damn it, he's working just like I asked him not to.
25:35You're so passionate about your patients.
25:37I love that about you.
25:39Oh, sorry.
25:40I can be a bit much sometimes.
25:42Good to know.
25:45Is your neck brace, is there anything I should know?
25:48What, this?
25:49Mm-hmm.
25:49Oh, well, it's a story.
25:51Maybe over a glass of Chardonnay?
25:53Too much, Miss Milo.
25:55Thank you for the feedback.
25:57Mm-hmm.
25:58Mm-hmm.
26:12Oh.
26:15Oh.
26:17Oh.
26:42Oh, hey, Doc.
26:46Wait a minute.
26:48Did you just...
26:49Yes, I did.
26:53Thanks a lot.
26:54Why won't anyone in this town listen to me?
26:58Here, come on.
26:59I'll put it on.
27:00So one pill two times a day for five days.
27:05I, uh...
27:06I guess we all owe you an apology.
27:09It wasn't the brown-tailed moth after all.
27:12Yes.
27:13Everyone can put away their tar and feathers and go have their beans and bread.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Well, I don't think I'll be going anyway, so...
27:20Oh.
27:21Mark asked me not to go.
27:25I haven't missed one in over ten years.
27:28I mean, it feels strange, like cutting off a limb.
27:31I don't have a clue what you're talking about, but if it's that important to you, hell with Mark.
27:34You do what you like.
27:36Well, I'll go if you go.
27:38Oh.
27:39Uh, I get the impression it's a very public event.
27:42Oh, no, no.
27:43I didn't mean it like that.
27:44It was, uh, it was just a joke.
27:46Oh.
27:46Like, uh, why don't we go with each other?
27:48It was more just like...
27:50You said you didn't want to go, and I was like, oh, I'll go if you go.
27:52Never mind.
27:52Just forget it.
27:53Already forgotten.
27:54Pardon.
27:55Uh, remember, two pills a day for five days.
27:59Mm-hmm.
27:59And, uh...
28:01Okay.
28:01One last thing.
28:02Yep, okay.
28:03When did you come in contact with the dog?
28:05Uh, what dog?
28:06Uh, the one from the police station, but before then.
28:09I hadn't.
28:10Are you sure?
28:11Positive.
28:13Where have you been the past few days?
28:15School, home, the salty breeze.
28:21You wouldn't be spreading a horrible virus, would you, honey?
28:24It's a myth, you know, that pigs are dirty.
28:27I could eat off of her.
28:28Please don't.
28:30I don't see anything.
28:31It's not her.
28:32Now, is there anywhere else a large percentage of this town has been to where there might be animals?
28:37Uh, the biggest thing going on in this town right now was the baked bean supper.
28:41And Glendon's renovation.
28:43Hmm.
28:54Hello.
28:55This is Sheriff Mark from Port Wen.
28:57I have a sick dog.
28:59How much would it be for a vet to look at him?
29:01Um, four hundred dollars?
29:06Even for an officer of the law?
29:14Buddy.
29:15You ever ride one of these things?
29:18Oh, it's awesome.
29:20Yeah, yeah, I know.
29:21I love this.
29:23That was perfectly safe, man.
29:24Hold on.
29:28I gotcha.
29:31I gotcha.
29:37Oh, you need to go longer.
29:59Excuse me, just a moment.
30:00I'll be right back.
30:03What the hell are you doing here?
30:05Exactly how many people have been on your property in the last two weeks?
30:08What are you doing here?
30:09What, is this a bag of mice?
30:12Answer my question.
30:13Half the town.
30:15Everyone loves coming over here.
30:16Louisa?
30:17Peter Kronk?
30:18Yeah.
30:22Why?
30:24What are you saying?
30:26You're a lunatic, Eeyore.
30:27A trespassing, psychopathic lunatic.
30:38Sorry.
30:39I think I got it from the dog who got it from playing near the dead, dirty mice, right?
30:44That's nasty.
30:46Waiting to hear confirmation.
30:47They still haven't picked him up?
30:48Not yet.
30:48Guess I'll need some medicine, doc.
30:50It's just because...
30:56Let me take a look.
31:03Exactly how stupid do you think I am?
31:06Hmm?
31:07A peel-off rash?
31:09Really?
31:10He's not eating, and I couldn't afford to take him to the vet.
31:13You know, it's like the same medicine for dogs and humans, right?
31:15Yes, but it's against the law to acquire medicine under false pretenses, officer.
31:20Okay, you know, I know that we don't know each other very well,
31:23but no matter how much you act like you don't care,
31:25I don't believe that you would let an innocent dog die, doc.
31:34Let's stop with the fake coughing.
31:40I have never done this before in my life.
31:51This will never happen again.
31:53Deal.
31:54Give him only half.
31:57Thank you, doc.
31:58Hey, and when he's all fixed up, I'll bring him right back here.
32:01What?
32:01No, absolutely not.
32:02No, no!
32:03It's the last thing you should do, Mark.
32:05Buddy, take your meds.
32:07Yeah, there you go.
32:09Oh, yeah!
32:11I love you!
32:12No, hey!
32:13Hey!
32:14No, hey!
32:15Hey, hey!
32:16Hey!
32:17No!
32:19My one prisoner I let escape.
32:22Hello?
32:24What are you doing here?
32:25I thought you had to go to your...
32:27Exactly, and you're going with me.
32:29Absolutely not.
32:30I just put a salmon in the oven.
32:32Then take it out.
32:33Martin, are you or are you not a resident of Port Wynn?
32:36Unfortunately.
32:37Then start acting like one.
32:40Especially after almost canceling the supper.
32:44No.
32:45I have been looking forward to a quiet night at home.
32:48Like all the other quiet nights at home, Martin.
32:51When you act like you don't like people,
32:53they start thinking you don't like them.
32:57You're going to the baked bean supper.
33:01I'm starting not to like you.
33:03Ha, ha, ha.
33:15How long does this thing last?
33:17Can I get it to go?
33:18Oh, stop it.
33:20The worst thing that could happen to you tonight
33:23is maybe a little heartburn.
33:25I understand that it was Glendon
33:28who's been the source of our irritation.
33:30No surprise.
33:32Yes, the mice came back positive.
33:34I think you're going to have a lovely time tonight.
33:36George's brown bread is worth a triple...
33:39Martin?
33:41What?
33:43Louisa!
33:46Louisa!
33:50What are...
33:51If I have to go to this ridiculous thing,
33:53then so do you.
33:56Really?
34:01Okay.
34:03Five minutes and we're leaving.
34:05Okay.
34:13What?
34:15I can wait.
34:40Hey, Doc.
34:42Uh, sorry again for popping you in the nose.
34:49Doc?
34:50Mm-hmm.
34:50Cute suit.
34:51Yes, Doc.
34:59Hey.
35:02So you decided to come?
35:04Yes.
35:05Uh, I just didn't feel right not to.
35:08Cool.
35:11Okay.
35:14Oh, look.
35:15I think I found some chairs.
35:17Oh, good.
35:17Oh, good.
35:19I told you we should not have gotten here so late.
35:22I don't know.
35:24Oh, hey.
35:25Hey!
35:27Oh!
35:28Free table.
35:30Oh.
35:31You, uh, want to join?
35:34I think it's a minute.
35:43So what do you think?
35:45Calm down.
35:45I haven't even started eating.
35:47Not the beans.
35:49All of it.
35:52You get it?
35:54I don't know if you want to join me.
35:57I don't know if you want to join me.
36:00And not her birthday.
36:04Oh, God.
36:11Eeyore.
36:14Uh, you got nerves showing up here.
36:17Did you know?
36:19The city shut down my construction.
36:20It's going to set me back weeks.
36:22Now everyone thinks my house got people sick.
36:25And your house did get people sick.
36:26How?
36:27Look around.
36:29None of this would be happening if it wasn't for me.
36:32Please.
36:32You donated a bag of beans, not a hospital wing.
36:38Oh.
36:41Oops.
36:45The truth is, I do remember you.
36:49I knew it.
36:49You were a pathetic, insecure bully.
36:52Who's turned into a more obnoxious sack of gas.
36:55Martin.
36:55I know.
36:56I know.
36:56Okay.
36:56I can't.
36:57It's the baked bean supper.
36:58All I was going to say is that it's just about time that somebody said something.
37:03What?
37:04All right.
37:05Forget it.
37:05The baked bean supper is canceled.
37:09Everyone out.
37:10You can't throw us out.
37:12Who the hell do you think you are?
37:14Santa Claus canceling Christmas?
37:17Fine.
37:18But this is the last supper I ever pay for.
37:21What do you all think about that?
37:22Good.
37:24We'll all pitch in and pay for it ourselves.
37:27Worth every penny to not hear you go on about it every month.
37:29Susan.
37:29Gilbert.
37:32I couldn't agree more.
37:35You better watch your back, Eeyore.
37:43I knew this was a bad idea.
37:45I knew it.
37:46Martin.
37:47No.
38:33You really should know what all the fuss is about.
38:43So, what do you think?
38:47Absolutely delicious.
38:50Why is it so satisfying when people like what we like?
38:53I never noticed that.
38:59So, what happened all those years ago?
39:04Oh.
39:05Uh.
39:07Oh, no.
39:09You don't have to tell me.
39:10I shouldn't have to cry.
39:12I'd rather not.
39:13I don't have to cry.
39:14Oh.
39:15Okay.
39:17Yeah.
39:31I had a sister.
39:34She died in a car accident when I was six.
39:36She was eight.
39:39I was also in the car at the time.
39:43I was sent to Port Wynn for the summers after that.
39:46My parents...
39:50I just wanted to be left alone.
39:54But there was Glendon.
39:56You were constantly mocking me for being sad, I guess.
40:07I'm so sorry.
40:18A few months ago, a little girl came in for heart surgery.
40:23It was a car accident.
40:25Same age as my sister.
40:30I froze.
40:34Another doctor had to take over for me.
40:40So, what happened?
40:42I ended up developing...
40:50A desire to lead a quieter life.
40:52A desire to lead a quieter life.
41:03Well...
41:07Seems we had a baked bean supper after all.
41:09Mm-hmm.
41:11Mm-hmm.
41:19Would you like some more water?
41:20Sure.
41:22Yeah.
42:18No, no, no, get, get out of here.
42:20Get out, get out!
42:50Get out of here.
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