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Animal Control S04E10 (2026)
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00:26It's short for Godfrey.
00:31I'm leaving 20 minutes early. Union business.
00:34And why do you have handcuffs?
00:35Frank said he always wanted to transport money or nuclear codes this way.
00:38And before you ding me for not wearing a black suit, it no longer fits after the games I've made
00:42in the gym.
00:43Cam?
00:43The union collected $5,000 for Matt with the ponytail's medical expenses.
00:47Aw.
00:47Life is funny.
00:48You spend 20 years growing a ponytail, only to have it violently ripped from your scalp during a routine cat
00:53on a baggage carousel call.
00:55Uh, Matt is one of our boys from the 2-3, and I don't trust Frank to have this money.
01:00I should take it, since Templeton's out with the bubble guts.
01:02Well, of course he is. I've never once seen him wash his hands.
01:05And I'm not just giving you $5,000 cash. I'm union rep. It's my responsibility.
01:08Well, why don't you two just go together?
01:10Back off!
01:11Yeah.
01:11Don't make a strike.
01:12You have no say in this suit.
01:13I don't want to go to wear with this man.
01:14It's union business.
01:16Maybe we should just go together.
01:17It's a great idea.
01:19Shoot!
01:20This is why I don't trust you.
01:23Those were the best cuts they had at the magic shop.
01:25Fine. I'll just carry the money in my dumb pocket.
01:28Jelly Bean is all cleaned up. He doesn't smell like meth anymore, so he is ready for adoption.
01:33Yeah, hopefully he doesn't get adopted by another drug-dealing biker.
01:35Who's daddy's in jail? Your daddy's in jail.
01:38Patel, you and Shred are still good to stay late tonight and do inventory?
01:41Anything to help. Miss a double sleepover and get paid overtime.
01:45And no movies tonight, okay? Because you get distracted and then your count's all over the place.
01:49I'm going to do some inventory, too, of tequila shots down my throat because we're going out.
01:53I know.
01:53You're going to change, right?
01:54Oh, I wasn't going to, but I could maybe take the blazer off.
01:57Girl's gone wild.
01:58Hey, Parker stopped by while you were out in the field, and I'm sorry to report, he was looking tasty.
02:06Hi, Victoria. That's Anisha. Be handing you a bag right now.
02:10I'm supposed to wait for my cue.
02:11It's all the things of yours that I needed to return, and also a note.
02:17Ivy, just like that, he was gone.
02:23Oh, my phone charger. Nice.
02:25I've been using Patel's, and his is really sticky.
02:27I have kits. Everything's sticky.
02:29Hey, are you okay? I know the post-breakup drop-off can be kind of tricky.
02:34Yeah, I'm fine.
02:35Parker's note?
02:36Oh, you're just going to throw that away? You're not going to read it?
02:38I already know what it's going to say. It's going to say, I love you. I missed you. You're the
02:42greatest thing that ever happened to me. Blah, blah, blah.
02:43No, but it could help with your closure, or more importantly, it could help with my closure. I love this
02:47stuff.
02:48The only closure I need is closing the bar tab tomorrow morning, because I'm going to forget to close it
02:51tonight.
02:52Go do the rest of your makeup, and then we can go.
02:54Oh, all done. I'm going for a no-makeup makeup look, so thank you.
02:58Just finished?
02:59Mm-hmm.
03:01Templeton's belly better stop gurgling by tomorrow. I am rudderless without that man. I had to get my own court
03:05title this morning.
03:06How many times are you going to count the money?
03:07As many times as it takes to know you didn't skim anything off the top. See, and now I lost
03:12my concentration. I've got to start all over.
03:15Please don't do that.
03:16What? It's freezing.
03:17Shivering burns away white fat.
03:19White fat? Wasn't that your nickname at the academy?
03:29You child left me!
03:31Oh, that's for shred. Otherwise, he doesn't stop saying good morning to passers-by.
03:34Whatever.
03:43I'm trying. You're trying.
03:48I'm sure it's nothing. I'll check the basement.
03:53Donna! Whoa!
03:55It's surprisingly scary for a DVD I got at the car wash.
03:58Relax. There probably won't be another jumpscare for like ten minutes.
04:00Yeah.
04:03What are you doing here?
04:04I promised Emily I would submit the employee health insurance paperwork,
04:07but I totally dropped the ball, and I never dropped the ball.
04:09I'm Jerry Rice.
04:10If Emily finds out, she'll be devastated.
04:12And it sounds like we'll lose our health insurance?
04:15That too.
04:15Hey, we didn't see you here.
04:17You didn't see us watching this movie.
04:19Okay, fine.
04:20I'm moving.
04:24Uh, yeah, you got this, Benny.
04:30Me?
04:30Yeah, you do reception.
04:31Go recept.
04:33I'll go get it.
04:38Can I help you, sir?
04:40Yeah, I'm here to get my dog, Jellybean.
04:43Jellybean's owner's in jail.
04:44Was in jail.
04:46Congratulations on your freedom.
04:48Unfortunately, we do need proof of ownership.
04:50I'm here now.
04:51That's proof enough.
04:54Your passionate plea has not fallen on deaf ears.
04:57I will go get him.
05:04That's how you handle that.
05:09Uh, why is he walking around to the side?
05:12You locked the door to the annex kennel, right?
05:14I have in the past, yes.
05:19Jellybean!
05:20Run!
05:23Come on, Jellybean.
05:26Jellybean!
05:28Jellybean!
05:31Jellybean!
05:34Hey, so they did give you that free refill.
05:37You didn't answer my question.
05:38Oh, um, I guess missionary would be my dream job.
05:43Hey, I brought something.
05:45I swear to God, if you bought your homemade trivia cards about a historical woman.
05:49Oh, yeah, no, I did, but also...
05:53Packers later.
05:54Mm-hmm.
05:55I don't want to read that.
05:56What?
05:56Are you sure?
05:57I mean, you can't act like your whole relationship never existed.
05:59That's not healthy.
06:00See, I prefer our dynamic when I give you relationship advice.
06:04You're not even a little curious?
06:05Uh, no.
06:07But clearly you are.
06:09Okay, yeah, I'm dying to read it.
06:10I held it up to the x-ray light, but I guess it only works on bones.
06:13Okay, go on.
06:14Really?
06:15Yeah, you can read it, you dirty little dumpster guy.
06:21How desperate does he seem on a scale of one to mailing me his ear?
06:25Um, I guess, like, uh, one?
06:31Here's your phone charger.
06:32I hope your battery stays at 100% for the rest of your life because you brought so much electricity
06:38into mine.
06:39And just know that I'm sorry for the way that I ended things.
06:42What?
06:43See, I think that's so nice.
06:45This pocket thing that he broke up with me.
06:46Yeah, I guess so.
06:47But my main takeaway is that he still has very warm feelings towards you.
06:50And he really knows how to milk a phone charger metaphor.
06:54Right?
06:55Unbelievable.
06:57Yeah.
06:57Oh.
06:58Oh, you're drinking that blue drink pretty fast.
07:01Let's just water that down a bit.
07:30All right.
07:32Really, it was you.
07:33But I do think we should tell the truth.
07:35We have nothing if we don't have our honor.
07:42The difference between me and these losers is that I'm not gambling.
07:44I got a system and it works every time I've won.
07:46Well, I have a better system and I care about Matt more than you do.
07:49So I'm placing the bitch.
07:50This has nothing to do with Matt with the ponytail.
07:52This has to do with saving my ass and yours.
07:53I mean, what's left of it after the emu attack.
07:56But I factor in pedigree, odds, and squareness of jockey jaw.
07:59I have a guaranteed winner in race four.
08:00Well, I don't tell a lot of people this, but I'm a bit of an animal psychic.
08:04Make your jokes.
08:04I don't laugh at the clinically insane.
08:06My system is I can look into the animal's eyes and get a read on how they're feeling.
08:10If they're confident, scared, or rose.
08:11But why don't you look at their legs and see if they're fast?
08:13And I made eye contact during their entry trot and I have a horse for race four.
08:17We're going with welcome back, Trotter.
08:19Damn.
08:19It seems we are unlikely partners in this.
08:22Should we bet it all?
08:23Scared money don't make money.
08:27My dog back.
08:28You think we should call the cops so they can laugh at my face again?
08:32Oh, I need the download on that.
08:33Well, Patel got the call when the cops raided the biker bar.
08:36He dressed in full tactical.
08:37How was I supposed to know when they said dangerous dog?
08:39They were talking about this, sweetie.
08:40Let's just call Emily.
08:41No way.
08:41She can't find out I was working on those insurance forms, especially since I told her I finished
08:45it two weeks ago.
08:45Also, we left that movie on.
08:47You should take away our screen time for good.
08:54Maybe he didn't hear.
08:55Oh, he heard.
08:56Oh, here's a good one.
08:57What disease did Mary Mallon carry?
09:00How many people does?
09:01Time's up.
09:02I'm sorry, Victoria.
09:03The answer was typhoid.
09:04Although, technically, Mary was asymptomatic.
09:06Sorry.
09:07I just, our breakup was mutual.
09:10If anything, I got the ball rolling.
09:12I've listened to enough Sheryl Crow to know that there are two sides to every breakup.
09:16But losing love is so hard.
09:17I mean, I can't imagine how much you're hurting right now.
09:19I don't get dumped.
09:22My record is clean.
09:23Dump free, baby.
09:24Yeah.
09:25What about Fiona?
09:26Fiona doesn't count.
09:26She was a billionaire outlier.
09:28And, I mean, we weren't even in a relationship.
09:31Look, his stupid note is written on the back of a bar crawl schedule from a youth hostel.
09:35You really don't have a type, do you?
09:37I bet this is where he's staying.
09:40Wait, was all of this so that you could just see him again?
09:42One last embrace?
09:43The perfect goodbye from the man who changed your world?
09:46What I want, just to be clear, is to set the record straight.
09:50Yeah, no, whatever the reason, you deserve closure.
09:51Sure, you do.
09:52And I will be right here to talk through everything when you're done.
09:55No, you're coming with me.
09:55What?
09:56Yeah, so you can be a witness when he admits that he did not break up with me.
09:59Okay.
10:00Also, I can't drive.
10:01Yeah.
10:01And they're off to a strong start from the outside.
10:04Welcome back, Trotter is making her move.
10:06Here, Becky is holding her up.
10:07They're neck and neck.
10:08Welcome back, Trotter pulling away.
10:10And it's welcome back, Trotter.
10:12Yes!
10:13Yes!
10:14We just won $6,000.
10:16You losing all that money was the best thing that's ever happened to us.
10:18Oh, oh, and we can give Matt an extra $1,000.
10:20His car got impounded when he was in the hospital.
10:22Or we could use our systems again and buy Matt a new car.
10:27Hey, what's up, baby boy?
10:28Are you going to be back anytime soon?
10:30Because it would just be great to see you.
10:32I'm going to start smashing windows!
10:33Oh, sorry, we're at the track.
10:35We lost Matt's money, but don't worry, we've got a system.
10:37Wait, you're at the horse track right now?
10:39No!
10:39Ray's got a terrible gambling problem.
10:41I witnessed it once firsthand.
10:42He bought a scratcher.
10:43He won.
10:44Then he bet on a football game.
10:45He won again.
10:46Next thing we know, he's leveraged his car in a four-leg parlay on the Latin Grammys.
10:50I did not pick that as French genre.
10:51He just kept saying, Daddy Yankee's a lock.
10:53Daddy Yankee's a lock.
10:54Hey, you have to get off the phone and we're going to put our next bet in.
10:56Okay, I'm on my way.
10:57Just try to talk some sense into him, okay?
10:59Okay.
11:00So, Shred says you have a gambling problem.
11:02Oh, not this again, that poor kid.
11:04What's up with my gumdrop?
11:05I probably shouldn't tell you this, but Shred's dad was a serious gambling addict and he tends
11:09to project.
11:10I mean, you can't flip a coin around that guy without him spiraling.
11:12Well, he's on his way up here right now to stop you.
11:14Oh.
11:15So, we should go to a second location.
11:16Can't stop now?
11:17We're on a hot streak.
11:19I'll cash out and you bring the truck around and if you could skid to a stop when you pick
11:22me up, that would be badass.
11:24I got to get off this roof.
11:26Frank needs me.
11:27Don't go down there.
11:27You'll let the bad guy up.
11:28Nah, man.
11:29I'm getting that mom-lifting-a-car adrenaline surge.
11:33I'm coming, Frank!
11:34No, no, no, no, no, no!
11:37Shred?
11:39I'll go look.
11:40Shred never grew on me anyway.
11:42Oh, God.
11:45Did you know those dog beds were there?
11:47Yeah, but I didn't know the reason, which is hella dog pee.
11:51I'm coming, Frank!
11:52I'm glad he's okay.
11:53Because he's not going to have health insurance next week.
11:57Papa!
11:59Where are you?
12:00Papa!
12:01Victoria, these are privacy curtains.
12:04Some foreign traveler could be in need of privacy.
12:07Victoria?
12:08What's up, boss lady?
12:09What are you doing at my place?
12:10You think you broke up with me?
12:13I did break up with you.
12:14It was all in my note.
12:15I knew I should have written you a song instead.
12:17No, I dumped you!
12:19No, sorry, babe.
12:20I don't get dumped.
12:21Never been.
12:21Neither have I.
12:22You're both including all middle school and high school years in this count.
12:25Is that my bandana?
12:28Oh, yeah.
12:29I took that to remind me of our sunset horse ride, plus all the blindfolded sex we had.
12:33It's not a big deal.
12:34Okay, if you're so convinced that you threw me to the crib, then why do you want a memento of
12:37our relationship?
12:40Okay, fine, okay, fine.
12:42It was mutual, okay?
12:43Maybe it kind of started by you.
12:44And I'm saying all this stuff right now to protect myself because I'm hurting, V.
12:48And that bandana is the last little bit of comfort that I have that's from you.
12:56Well, that's nice.
12:57That's a nice thing to say.
12:59So thank you for saying that.
13:03And I would like to say that I am also hurting.
13:09I know we both need to move on so you can keep the bandana.
13:19Maybe I like the bandana better on you.
13:22And now I can only see you with my hands.
13:24Stop it.
13:26Guys, what is happening?
13:28One last sunset ride.
13:30Ooh, giddy up.
13:31Give me your book.
13:32Or stay and I can teach you some stuff if you want to stay.
13:34I'll be in the car.
13:35Can you get us some electrolytes, please?
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:38Welcome to the Trash Palace.
13:40Sanitation Department has the hottest table in Seattle.
13:42Oh, take off your shoes.
13:44Ironically, they're neat freaks.
13:45Frank Shaw, I still have your autographed Detlef Shrimp jersey from the last time you were here.
13:50This is Suey May.
13:51She's a garbage person and a sanitation worker.
13:53In five years since you ran out of here crying and vowing you'd never play poker again.
13:586,000 in chips, please.
14:00That's all our dough.
14:01It's just to intimidate.
14:02I'm only going to bet with the X for 1,000.
14:03Okay, you're starting to seem like the kind of gambler they don't show us in casino commercials.
14:09Yeah.
14:14I'm all in.
14:15You said 1,000.
14:17It's too much money.
14:17No one's going to call that.
14:18Call.
14:20Flip them, Frank.
14:22Pocket sixes.
14:25Two aces.
14:26Okay, we just need one more six.
14:31Ace makes three.
14:32And now two more sixes.
14:34There you go.
14:35Yes!
14:36Six!
14:36Yes!
14:37See, we are still in this, Daisy.
14:38Come on!
14:39One more six.
14:40Come on!
14:40Come on, please.
14:42Oh, see?
14:43It's a six.
14:43Everyone can see that.
14:44I'm just going to cash out while I'm ahead.
14:46Thank you, guys.
14:47So...
14:48You know, my little girl was right about you.
14:50You have a problem, Frank.
14:51Never should have trusted you.
14:52And which one of you stole my booze?
14:54You know what?
14:55That's fine.
14:55That's fine.
14:56Because I'm going to take these.
14:57That's better than mine anyway.
14:59Frank loses again.
15:01Boy, you're bad at this.
15:02I didn't like my grandpa's watch anyway.
15:04Here's my truck keys.
15:05Reload my chips.
15:06Never really play.
15:07That truck belongs to the city.
15:09I'll say it's stolen.
15:09If you hadn't lost your watch, you'd know it was time to go.
15:13Frank!
15:13Frank!
15:14Ooh!
15:14In the two-three, we never leave a man behind.
15:16So I called your partner in to talk some sins into you.
15:18Wow.
15:19You brought the son of a gambling addict to a poker game.
15:21Okay, my dad never gambled with anything but his health.
15:24He had bacon for breakfast every day, and I never saw him drink a glass of water.
15:28The gambling stuff is about your dad, Frank.
15:30Yeah, of course it's about my dad.
15:31And about his dad.
15:32We're a family of degenerates.
15:34Now give me your wallet.
15:35No, Frank, no.
15:36This ends right now.
15:37And if you're not going to listen to me, maybe you'll listen to him.
15:41Doc Whiskers.
15:42I'm not going to let you bet your cat, you sick freak.
15:45What have I done to you, my son?
15:47You deserve better than a dad who goes all in on a low pair.
15:52I think we all learned a valuable lesson.
15:55So in an act of solidarity, let's give each other our money back and depart friends.
15:59Frank, you try that line every time you lose.
16:01Quit gambling.
16:03And he shouldn't play poker here anymore.
16:05Isn't that right, sweet Faye?
16:06It's sweet May.
16:07Sweet May Johansson.
16:12Miss Johansson, your luck has run out.
16:14Now, if you don't give Frank all the money back that he lost, I'm going to send this to
16:18the authorities.
16:19Whichever ones aren't here.
16:21I want my wash back, too.
16:22No, no.
16:23You keep the wash.
16:24I'm sorry, Frank, but you have to suffer a little bit.
16:26Fine.
16:27Let's go.
16:30Eve's the boy.
16:32What?
16:34Give me my jelly bean!
16:35I mean, to go to these lengths to get his dog back, it is impressive commitment.
16:39In many ways, giving him the dog could be seen as a good thing.
16:42And no vote given.
16:43Okay, well, go ahead and run the little guy down to him.
16:45Again, your reception, so.
16:55So, how was that?
16:56I got through about three episodes of my podcast.
16:59Pretty standard breakup sex.
17:01Then I told him I'd be right back and I left him blindfolded.
17:05Wow, okay.
17:07Alright, and you're okay?
17:09Yeah, I'm okay.
17:10Okay, good, good.
17:11I'm glad, because, you know, you seem pretty upset about the whole he broke up with you
17:14thing, but I'll stop asking.
17:16No, you can ask.
17:18I mean, there's obviously something there.
17:21Maybe it's because I grew up watching my older sister get dumped by losers, and it
17:25turned her into this unconfident, insecure person that she's not, and I never want to
17:30be like that.
17:31Well, you never could be.
17:32I mean, you're literally the most confident person I know.
17:35You almost started having sex while I was still in the room.
17:37Yeah, we drew a pretty big crowd by the end.
17:39Should have used those privacy curtains.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Anyway, I am so sorry that I let boy problems ruin our girls' night.
17:47What?
17:47You didn't.
17:48You could never.
17:49And our girls' night does not have to be over.
17:50I'm just going to pull into the precinct real quick, because Patel always forgets to lock
17:54the gate.
17:55Give me my jelly bean!
17:58What in the fresh heck is this?
18:02Uh, excuse me.
18:03How can I help you?
18:04I'm here to get my dog.
18:06We're obviously closed, and I won't let another wanker ruin our girls' night.
18:11I mean, Parker wasn't a wanker.
18:12He's a lot of redeeming qualities.
18:14He never kink shamed me.
18:15Give me back my dog!
18:16Jeez.
18:17You dumbass is holding them hostage.
18:18Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:19Whoa!
18:20Whoa!
18:20Whoa!
18:20Whoa!
18:21Whoa!
18:22Whoa!
18:22We take a sacred vow to protect these animals.
18:24So if you really want your dog back so bad, you'll provide proof of ownership on Monday
18:28morning at 8 a.m. and not a second sooner.
18:31Fine.
18:33I'm going.
18:34Nice to know.
18:38Wait, is there someone up there?
18:40Wait.
18:42Bettany?
18:43Patel?
18:44Where are you from?
18:46Why are you on the roof?
18:47Isn't that what it looks like?
18:48We're having an affair.
18:49Your pants better be on by the time I get up there.
18:52I'm just kidding.
18:55Is there a movie on here?
19:01Who put a Cortado on my desk?
19:03I was already at the coffee place.
19:04Don't make a big deal out of it.
19:06I'm not.
19:08Good.
19:11This came in for Matt.
19:12A ponytail wig?
19:13That's the medical expense that we all chipped in for.
19:16That is a beautiful piece.
19:18May I take it for a spin?
19:23Bro, you look good.
19:26It's decided.
19:27You're going your hair out.
19:28I can't believe I relapsed for a $5,000 hairpiece.
19:31You look a fool.
19:33Damn.
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