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00:00:02okay mom here I am day one at Cavendish Hall the most elite private school in the country
00:00:08I earned a scholarship just like we planned promise me Harper you won't give up on our dream
00:00:14the best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall and then Harvard and don't
00:00:21just work hard have fun too fall in love get voted prong queen prong queen mom really I want my
00:00:31smart
00:00:31beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves promise me Harper I have to make all the right moves
00:00:38this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her and who knows maybe even
00:00:43meet
00:00:43someone amazing thanks for giving me a ride hey you looked really hot at volleyball training
00:00:53show me your abs go look at Hamilton's abs okay he's your boyfriend oh almost forgot mom
00:01:00figure it didn't happen right Tony figured it out I'm owning with Hamilton so you know what the
00:01:06other thing out on Portia what the fuck okay look I'm not interested in you okay I only see you
00:01:12as a
00:01:12friends Portia stop she's correct Portia stop Portia stop
00:01:34shit
00:01:34I think I'll just hit someone don't worry I'll help you hide the body
00:01:42shit hey wake up
00:01:46relax relax your dad's like the third richest guy in the world who cares about a nobody
00:01:51she's not breathing hey hey come on wake up wake up
00:02:06my first kiss his lips are so soft I never imagined it would be like this why do I feel
00:02:14like I've been waiting for you all my life
00:02:17wait why is a complete stranger kissing me get off me creep oh what the fuck I was trying to
00:02:23save your life
00:02:24right after almost taking it thanks typically rich jerk shouldn't you be calling your lawyer
00:02:30trying to scam money off me what you people usually do isn't it you people what's that supposed to mean
00:02:36have have not he means people from trash canistan like you and she hasn't got a lawyer a parole officer
00:02:48sure that hair screams juvie
00:02:55let's go wait you're just gonna leave do the loo
00:03:05but you almost killed me
00:03:09why are you entire cusshole
00:03:14dude that feels so insane
00:03:16I know you had to be there
00:03:18I wish man
00:03:19thanks for giving Portia a lift by the way
00:03:24Hamilton is obsessed with Portia
00:03:26it'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me
00:03:29yeah no problem dude
00:03:32everyone I would like you to meet our new scholarship student
00:03:36ew not another poverty stricken wannabe
00:03:40can we like stop it with the charity cases already
00:03:43as I was saying class I would like you to welcome our new student Harper Sullivan
00:03:52oh my god
00:04:02thanks for dressing well for your first day peasant way to show your appreciation
00:04:07Korsha please
00:04:09how poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway
00:04:11like dog food for dinner for or like shopping at Walmart for
00:04:17that's enough
00:04:18now your social science projects Anderson you don't have a partner so you can work with Harper
00:04:27uh I'd prefer to work alone miss
00:04:30that's okay with me I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness
00:04:33I'm glad we're on the same page
00:04:35charity girl
00:04:36well at least I'm not some turvett who's so desperate
00:04:38he has to steal kisses from strangers
00:04:40whoa you kissed her
00:04:45I didn't kiss you on purpose
00:04:46oh yeah I'm sure
00:04:47that's enough
00:04:48I've made my decision you two will work together
00:04:51now seats please
00:05:05is this seat taken
00:05:07sure you'll be safe
00:05:08since I'm such a pervert
00:05:10I apparently can't keep my hands to myself
00:05:12what you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor
00:05:15that bag gets its own seat in first class
00:05:18it's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have
00:05:34hey
00:05:35stay away from Anderson
00:05:37you'll never be worthy of him
00:05:40everyone
00:05:41seats
00:05:42please
00:05:46okay class
00:05:47can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks
00:05:51today we are discussing molar mass
00:05:55now molar mass
00:05:56this is why I hate rich boys
00:05:58they're all the same
00:06:00they wreck everything they touch
00:06:07my pendant
00:06:12I can't lose that pendant
00:06:15I want you to have something
00:06:18no mom that's your necklace
00:06:20it's yours now
00:06:22it was my mother's before me
00:06:24and her mother's before her
00:06:26wear it
00:06:27and think of me
00:06:28I will mom
00:06:30I'll wear it everyday
00:06:32where is it?
00:06:37I could have put it in here
00:06:42good
00:06:43you're home
00:06:45rent just doubled starting this week
00:06:46but I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent
00:06:51if you don't have the money
00:06:53we can work out a payment plan
00:06:54you know what I mean?
00:06:57hmm?
00:06:57ugh
00:06:58I'd rather die
00:07:00that's really generous of you
00:07:02I'll get back to you on that
00:07:13I'll take this as interest
00:07:17great harvard
00:07:17now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live
00:07:20with no money
00:07:21survive my first day at a new school
00:07:23and on top of finding my lost necklace
00:07:28I was wearing it
00:07:29get off me creep
00:07:32that rich asshole must have taken it
00:07:39oh
00:07:39so
00:07:50oh
00:07:53oh
00:08:06Ow!
00:08:22I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate, in your dreams, you arrogant asshole
00:08:36going somewhere? I want my necklace back, thief
00:08:40what are you talking about? My pendant, you took it this morning after you drove into me
00:08:44okay, get real, why would I want anything you have? And it was barely a tap
00:08:50I don't believe you, but I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:56you missed me, I missed you, I missed you too
00:09:04does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:07it's not what it looks like, really? how about how this looks?
00:09:14thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way, it would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:22okay, how much do you want to delete it?
00:09:26I don't want your money, I want my necklace back
00:09:28I told you, I don't have it
00:09:30shit, I think he's telling the truth
00:09:38here, you need $500 to delete that pic
00:09:40I don't want your money
00:09:43then what do you want?
00:09:45I need somewhere to live
00:09:49my creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:52and the way he looks at me, I just, I don't feel safe
00:09:59I'll never be
00:10:02wait
00:10:05if you promise to keep my secret
00:10:08you can stay here
00:10:12deal?
00:10:18uh, which side's mine?
00:10:20no side, this is where you're sleeping
00:10:21what?
00:10:23no, I'm not living in your freaking closet, this isn't what we agreed to
00:10:26I said you could stay, I didn't say where
00:10:29but I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:31yeah, they won't mind
00:10:34I mind?
00:10:36look, my father, total hard ass
00:10:38there is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:40so, he can't know about this
00:10:42take it or leave it
00:10:44who am I kidding?
00:10:45beggars can't be choosers
00:10:49alright, we have a deal
00:10:51hold up
00:10:52there will be rules
00:10:53oh, definitely
00:10:55I know you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:59one, don't talk to me at school
00:11:00we are not friends
00:11:02gladly
00:11:04two, keep your hands to yourself
00:11:06three, same goes to you
00:11:08no checking on my six pack
00:11:10four, no falling in love with me
00:11:15deal?
00:11:26you can pack my stuff before
00:11:33you have a key to my apartment?
00:11:36I'm the landlord
00:11:37this is my property
00:11:39doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:40are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:43I'm leaving, I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:45hey, you signed the lease
00:11:48you doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:50I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:53yeah?
00:11:55let me go, let me go, let me go
00:11:56500 dollars?
00:11:58let me go
00:11:58or you can work it off
00:12:04let me go
00:12:07let me go
00:12:09let me go
00:12:10let me go
00:12:15no, stop, stop
00:12:16keep still
00:12:17no, stop
00:12:20get off her
00:12:21no, no
00:12:22get off her
00:12:25the fuck is wrong with you
00:12:31you better get out of here
00:12:33before I knock your teeth out
00:12:41hey
00:12:42come on
00:12:43let's get you out of here
00:12:47whoa
00:12:48hey
00:12:49I got you
00:12:51I'm okay, I just need a moment
00:13:00I can't believe you saved me
00:13:03why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:07god, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:09food stamps
00:13:10you're gross, you know that?
00:13:15oh man
00:13:16this mattress is so soft
00:13:18it's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:20you think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:22I've slept in way worse places
00:13:24than a rich boy's closet
00:13:27that's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:29thanks food stamps
00:13:30what's so important about this pendant
00:13:32that you had to break an end or four anyway?
00:13:35it was my mother's
00:13:37so it's like a family heirloom
00:13:40yeah, something like that
00:13:43except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:49I'm not just one
00:13:50it's gonna get better
00:13:54don't give up
00:13:56don't give up
00:13:58it's gonna get better
00:14:02come on
00:14:04where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:08and it must mean a lot to her
00:14:20get in food stamps
00:14:21one time
00:14:22or you can be late
00:14:26does it have a handle or?
00:14:39thanks for the ride
00:14:40trust them
00:14:42I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:45give me your hands
00:14:46are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:49just give me your hands
00:14:56wait, where was it?
00:14:57how did you find it?
00:14:58what is wrong with me?
00:14:59why did I just give away
00:15:00the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:04you lied to me last night
00:15:07you had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:09that's how she sees me?
00:15:10yep
00:15:12that's right
00:15:13just wanted to see what you prepared to do
00:15:15to get it back
00:15:17ugh
00:15:18you're disgusting
00:15:22get off me
00:15:26that's the second time you slapped me
00:15:28guess who's walking to school?
00:15:30enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:33come on
00:15:34get out
00:15:34shoot
00:15:38are you serious?
00:15:51yeah, no thanks
00:15:592,000 words on the civil war
00:16:01guaranteed eight
00:16:02nice, thank you
00:16:03shoot
00:16:09hey!
00:16:10keep that back
00:16:11ha, selling school homework
00:16:13you know that's an instant expulsion
00:16:15for scholarship students
00:16:18shit, he's gonna use this against me
00:16:20you blab on me
00:16:21I'll blab on you
00:16:22usually a short distraction
00:16:23uh, relax food stamps
00:16:25I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:28in the meantime
00:16:29try to be
00:16:30a better person
00:16:38well
00:16:55that's seven minutes
00:16:56you sexy bitches
00:17:08oh my god
00:17:10oh my god
00:17:11it's trash canistan
00:17:12our poor little orphan
00:17:14moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:15oh
00:17:16how precious
00:17:20toilet cleaner
00:17:21how appropriate
00:17:25no
00:17:26no, wait
00:17:28no
00:17:28stop, stop
00:17:29no
00:17:34no
00:17:35no
00:17:35no
00:17:35no
00:17:36no
00:17:36no
00:17:36no
00:17:39I only have one uniform
00:17:41please
00:17:42Harper
00:17:42Harper
00:17:49what was that?
00:17:50what was that?
00:17:53no
00:17:53no
00:17:54no, that must be wrong
00:17:54who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:56Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:58woohoo
00:18:02come on
00:18:11what's going on?
00:18:12is this some type of game?
00:18:14seven minutes in heaven
00:18:15you've never played before?
00:18:16you get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:19and you gotta make them all sound
00:18:21nudity is highly incurred
00:18:26damn, bro
00:18:27way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:29yeah
00:18:31I wanna see that name
00:18:32show it to me
00:18:33now
00:18:35might as well get it over with
00:18:37what's wrong?
00:18:38too scared to play?
00:18:54give me that
00:18:55yes
00:18:59just take it
00:19:04why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:06since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:08none of your business
00:19:09then why pick me?
00:19:11because you hate me
00:19:13plus
00:19:13I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:15you're definitely safe with me
00:19:16couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:18straight back at you
00:19:19this is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:22what are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:25we need a kiss
00:19:30everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:31just
00:19:32two seconds
00:19:33enough to
00:19:34uh
00:19:35mess up your lipstick
00:19:37and make it look good
00:19:48this is ridiculous
00:19:49hey
00:19:50you think I want this?
00:19:52move out the way
00:19:53thank you
00:19:56who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:17my necklace
00:20:19my necklace
00:20:21ouw
00:20:22oh
00:20:22that's my boy
00:20:24That bitch.
00:20:26I can't let her sew Anderson from me.
00:20:28My hair is cotton, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:30Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:31Let me just... Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:34How could it hurt?
00:20:35Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:38Ow!
00:20:40Lucky girl.
00:20:42Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:44If you know what I mean.
00:20:47Go, Andy!
00:20:49Hold still for a sec.
00:20:50I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:52I need to get out of here now.
00:20:54Just take a deep breath.
00:20:56I can't breathe.
00:20:58Try to think of something else.
00:21:00Anything else.
00:21:02Okay. Why did you really pick me?
00:21:05Why do you care?
00:21:06Because you're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:09So if you have a crush on me,
00:21:10I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:12Protect yourself? Please.
00:21:14If anyone has a crush on anyone,
00:21:16it's you on me.
00:21:18Oh! Be real.
00:21:19Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:21I need to get out of here!
00:21:23Okay, hang on. Careful!
00:21:29Ow!
00:21:32Oh my god.
00:21:38What a little whore.
00:21:40I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way
00:21:42into Anderson's pants.
00:21:45I just thought what it looks like!
00:21:50Not cool, Portia.
00:21:52Anderson!
00:21:56Hurry up.
00:22:12You're home late.
00:22:14You okay?
00:22:15I'm amazing.
00:22:16I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:19It's my passionate life.
00:22:21I meant because of Portia.
00:22:23She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:26Yeah.
00:22:27She's a bully.
00:22:28That's what bullies do.
00:22:32Why do you care?
00:22:34She's right.
00:22:36Why do I care?
00:22:37I don't.
00:22:39Obviously.
00:22:41But.
00:22:41I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to,
00:22:44you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:46Trust me.
00:22:47No one wants that more than me.
00:22:49Hey, you know.
00:22:51Signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers.
00:22:55It isn't gonna make you prom queen.
00:22:59Oh my god.
00:23:00How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:06Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:08I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:12Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:17I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:20It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything.
00:23:24And she was dying.
00:23:26So, I promise.
00:23:29Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:33Portia, she always wins.
00:23:36Always.
00:23:37I have to try.
00:23:38For my mom.
00:23:42Anderson?
00:23:43Shit.
00:23:44It's my father.
00:23:45You wanted a scene?
00:23:46Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:47Quick, go.
00:23:53Father.
00:24:00What do you want?
00:24:02The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:05Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:07You think the business runs itself?
00:24:09I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:12And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:15Poor Anderson.
00:24:17It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:19I don't need you there.
00:24:20It's cool.
00:24:24What was that?
00:24:25Uh, my phone.
00:24:30Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:56Hi.
00:24:58I'm Harper.
00:24:59Anderson's study partner.
00:25:01We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:09You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:11Yes, that's me.
00:25:12I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:18Are you for real?
00:25:20I'm not trash.
00:25:21She's not like that, Father.
00:25:22My oversexed son is the heir of a great fortune and a renown name.
00:25:27And no slippery street slut that's gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:31So, you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:35Stop it, Father.
00:25:36I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:40The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:45Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:49Yes, sir.
00:25:58Look, I'm sorry, he's a super rich dick hole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:03I can't stay here.
00:26:06Where are you gonna go?
00:26:08Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:10He's just a shithead money making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:15Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:18I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:21I don't want her to go.
00:26:26Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:30Okay, like I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:32Do you?
00:26:35Alright.
00:26:36I'll stay.
00:26:37Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:42Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:49Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:52Once or twice.
00:26:54Come on, come get it.
00:26:56Come on, come get it.
00:27:16Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:19Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:22I don't want any trouble.
00:27:24And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:27Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:29Whatever you say.
00:27:30Good.
00:27:32And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:36What?
00:27:37Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:42Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:44Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:48I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:51Well, tough.
00:27:52I am sharing your world, so if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:55I'm tough.
00:27:57How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:58You're the one who started it. I just want to go to class.
00:28:01Do you know how lucky you are?
00:28:02To be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders with people who are worth ten of you.
00:28:07Newsflash.
00:28:08Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:12It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:21What?
00:28:22No!
00:28:25On your knees, rag.
00:28:28Stop!
00:28:36Now lick.
00:28:38Like you love it.
00:28:43No!
00:28:44Oh my face, my nose!
00:28:46Now lick.
00:28:50Like you love it.
00:28:55Oh my face, my nose!
00:28:59Oh shit!
00:29:02Sorry, Porsche.
00:29:03Fast fight.
00:29:05Are you okay?
00:29:07No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:08Is it broken?
00:29:10I don't know.
00:29:11Looks fine to me.
00:29:12Right, Myas?
00:29:14Straight.
00:29:15Wait, is that a black hat?
00:29:17What?
00:29:17No, no.
00:29:18No.
00:29:18No, no, no.
00:29:19Have you got blackheads?
00:29:20No, shut up!
00:29:23Babe, you look great.
00:29:25You're always beautiful.
00:29:26Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:32This is your fault!
00:29:36Porsche.
00:29:37Totally my bad, okay?
00:29:38I owe you one.
00:29:39You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:42It hurts.
00:29:44You're so pretty.
00:29:46Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:03You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:04You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:06How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:14You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:17You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:20I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:22Aw, poor food stamps.
00:30:24Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:25Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:31How about, finish our assignment?
00:30:34I want an A.
00:30:35No.
00:30:36A plus.
00:30:37So, make it good, okay?
00:30:41But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45It'll be character building.
00:30:47I hate you so much.
00:30:49Really?
00:30:49I barely think about you.
00:30:51Wait.
00:30:55Before you go...
00:30:57Why did you throw the ball at Porsche today?
00:31:06Tell me the truth.
00:31:08It was a clean spike.
00:31:10Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:12It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:15Why'd you save me?
00:31:17Because I don't get why Porsche's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:20She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:23So I'm beneath her?
00:31:24Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:27Sure.
00:31:28I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:31Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:34And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:37Okay, look.
00:31:38In all seriousness,
00:31:41you've got...
00:31:42Dude!
00:31:43Hope you're ready to party!
00:31:45Yes, Edison!
00:31:46It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:48Ch-ch-ch!
00:31:49Of course you can't know I'm living here.
00:31:50What do we do?
00:31:51What do we do?
00:31:52Think something, quick!
00:31:53Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55What?
00:31:56What do?
00:31:56Yeah, yeah.
00:31:57Come on, quick.
00:31:58Get in the bed.
00:31:59What?
00:32:00Get in the bed.
00:32:02What are you doing?
00:32:03Hold my phone?
00:32:12Dude, get a shirt on!
00:32:14It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:15And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:17I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:20Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you all wear one.
00:32:26More than one. My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:30Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:35So, how are you?
00:32:40Really?
00:32:47How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:53Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:59Are you alright? Is there something wrong?
00:33:03Yeah.
00:33:03Nope.
00:33:10What's under here?
00:33:18What's under here?
00:33:20Nothing.
00:33:22All good. Just, um, a bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:29Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:31Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:35Cool.
00:33:36Portia, let's go.
00:33:44Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:46Thanks for saving me, Anderson. You're the best.
00:33:49Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Portia finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:54And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:57And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed? Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:58Sorry.
00:33:59Thought they changed the sheets.
00:34:01Wait, is that...
00:34:03Oh my God! Ew! Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:06Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:09And get our assignment done.
00:34:15Wait.
00:34:18Let me go.
00:34:21That's better.
00:34:23Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:26No, never.
00:34:29And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:32Don't change the subject.
00:34:34You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:40So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:51Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:53You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:57Never in my lifetime.
00:34:58Cause I still hate you.
00:35:00Hate you more.
00:35:08Took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:13Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:16So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:21100%.
00:35:22Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:26Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:30Shit.
00:35:33Load on food stamps.
00:35:35You got me.
00:35:40You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:45Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:47I'm not a miracle worker.
00:36:02You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:06How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:07Be you?
00:36:09Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:12Huh?
00:36:13Band kids are easy.
00:36:14Just feed them.
00:36:25Dramakids, crave attention.
00:36:27Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:30Uh, hey guys.
00:36:32Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:35Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:45Oh my god, love it.
00:36:46Thanks guys.
00:36:47Oh my god.
00:36:48As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:56Yeah, sorry.
00:36:57No chance.
00:36:58What do you mean?
00:36:59I need their votes to win.
00:37:00Yeah, you're screwed.
00:37:03Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:07So what do you got?
00:37:09Boobs.
00:37:12And I can be popular.
00:37:13And I got boobs.
00:37:16You got any gold medals?
00:37:18No?
00:37:18No?
00:37:19You got any scholarships?
00:37:20No.
00:37:22But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:27And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament.
00:37:31Where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:36On the blue team, Harper and Anderson.
00:37:38So, who are we playing against?
00:37:42And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:47You're shitting me.
00:37:49I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:52That's what she said.
00:37:54It is literally what she said.
00:37:56Yo, Anderson!
00:37:57Looking good, man.
00:37:58Thanks for coming, guys.
00:38:00What's wrong, Portia?
00:38:01Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:06I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, Rag.
00:38:10Let's play, then.
00:38:12Let's go.
00:38:14Yo, what's up, guys? Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:21My potential voters are here.
00:38:23Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:25You got this, okay?
00:38:38Oh, what a hit!
00:38:40Woo!
00:38:41Eat that, fish!
00:38:47Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:54Hey!
00:38:55Oh, and this spike from Anderson.
00:38:58It's cool.
00:38:59We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:39:02At least I have a daddy.
00:39:09You want me to call your daddy?
00:39:11No!
00:39:16Oh, my God!
00:39:25I'm going to call your child.
00:39:31I need to call my baby.
00:39:31Oh, my God.
00:39:32Beep!
00:39:32He's not going to call your daddy.
00:39:33Oh, my God!
00:39:35So, oh, my God, you won't be.
00:39:37so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:44we've
00:39:44known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm letting the school
00:39:49janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god you're dead
00:40:08hey you okay of course that was bullshit
00:40:16get out of here lame whatever what what is that followers are gonna hate this you got this okay
00:40:38oh my god oh my god is that portia whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:40:48do i look okay can you help please
00:41:04great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:11hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:15yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out Porsche like that
00:41:20you're gonna be viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the
00:41:26cops to Porsche's house
00:41:30i will kill her it's just a game Porsche somebody even said she's running for prom queen
00:41:35i'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:41who cares anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:49porsche you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:57or needy needy i was just joking i didn't mean it
00:42:05why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing just go go i'm fine
00:42:18i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:42:36i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:44happy valentine
00:42:58for you a wait did anderson just give me a valentine
00:43:09what the fuck someone else is giving harper valentine
00:43:13i know she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's home buddy
00:43:26yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:28it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:32so who's it from
00:43:33oh hey that's mine give it back
00:43:36how do you know
00:43:38had a note
00:43:38yeah who from
00:43:43you don't even know
00:43:44but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:53did you a favor
00:43:55tastes kind of weird
00:43:57typical trust fund jerk
00:43:59always taking every
00:44:03anderson
00:44:04what the fuck
00:44:06anderson
00:44:07anderson what
00:44:08help
00:44:12anderson
00:44:13help
00:44:14help
00:44:15shit it's drugs
00:44:17that was meant for me
00:44:20anderson
00:44:21wake up
00:44:26reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:30the dean awards are today
00:44:31it is about to commence
00:44:32anderson really need to wake up
00:44:34oh sorry
00:44:37wake up
00:44:37anderson
00:44:41oh my god
00:44:43oh my god
00:44:45they don't need you
00:44:47bricks
00:44:48you're heavy
00:44:51trust fund
00:44:52wake up
00:44:53wake up
00:45:04wake up
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:25finally
00:45:28i've been waiting
00:45:30i've been waiting
00:45:34weeks
00:45:34i've been waiting
00:45:44No, no, we don't have time to do this really nice thing.
00:45:47Yeah, we do.
00:45:48No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:51Shit, what's going on?
00:45:53Why do I feel drunk?
00:45:54I'll explain later.
00:45:56Okay, we need to go.
00:45:58Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:46:01It's still a lot of people.
00:46:03Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some drunk.
00:46:06We need to dry clothes and we need to go.
00:46:09Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt we lost and found.
00:46:13So, you can deal with this and I will deal with that.
00:46:19Okay, you gotta help me in.
00:46:21Yep, yep, that's it.
00:46:24Good little big boy.
00:46:29Cool.
00:46:38You are not ready, babe.
00:46:40What?
00:46:41Yeah, like, when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:48We don't have time for this.
00:46:50You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:54Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the dean's office.
00:46:57Yeah, go, go.
00:46:58Oh, where are we?
00:46:59Oh, you're staying?
00:46:59Yeah, nice.
00:47:00Oh, yeah.
00:47:04This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:47:07Okay.
00:47:08Confident.
00:47:09Confident.
00:47:10He's here!
00:47:12Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:14A step forward, please.
00:47:17So, this is for your courage, above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:23Congratulations.
00:47:26Mr. Savage.
00:47:29You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:35Thank you, sir.
00:47:40He looks great.
00:47:47What did you do to earn this?
00:47:49Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:54Right here, actually.
00:47:56Wait.
00:47:57You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:59It was all over TV.
00:48:01And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:04Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:05What you did was so brave.
00:48:08Thanks.
00:48:09No, seriously.
00:48:10I'm proud of you, trust me.
00:48:12You should wear this every day.
00:48:17Are you serious?
00:48:19Yeah.
00:48:20No.
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:29Did we shower together?
00:48:32Why?
00:48:33Don't you remember?
00:48:35Not really.
00:48:36I know you were there.
00:48:38And?
00:48:40And you were wet?
00:48:43I don't know.
00:48:44It's fuzzy.
00:48:47He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:49I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:52Okay.
00:48:54I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:56That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:59Nope.
00:49:00That's pretty much it, really.
00:49:03Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:05Why would I do that?
00:49:07I don't know.
00:49:09Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:14No, no, no.
00:49:15You're clear on boat counts.
00:49:16I promise.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:21Got to go find my prong dress.
00:49:23I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:27Good at taking them off.
00:49:28Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:29Okay.
00:49:30Information I did not need to know.
00:49:33I'll see you later.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:39Hey, Harper.
00:49:44What you did today?
00:50:01Is that for prom?
00:50:03Uh, kinda.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:06It's cool.
00:50:07Very, very cool.
00:50:08So it's not?
00:50:10Show me.
00:50:12Seriously?
00:50:13You're not going to show me.
00:50:14It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:16That's for weddings.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:19I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:27I know, I know.
00:50:29It's a poop emoji.
00:50:32Yeah, no one's going to eggplant emoji that.
00:50:35I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:36I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:39Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:43I'll figure it out.
00:50:44Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:46Just go.
00:50:47Oh, go.
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:55Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:57No.
00:50:57This is important.
00:50:58I don't want you to miss out on anything, because I'm gone.
00:51:02Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:10Okay, Mom.
00:51:11Cavendish.
00:51:11I'll have it.
00:51:12Mom, Queen.
00:51:13I'll do it all.
00:51:13I'll do it all for you.
00:51:21Mom.
00:51:22Mom.
00:51:24Mom.
00:51:30Shit.
00:51:33I'm so screwed.
00:51:34I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:44I need you to do something for me.
00:51:50Note to self.
00:51:51Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:57Correction, Harper.
00:51:58Have parents.
00:52:04Food stamps.
00:52:05You need to come with me.
00:52:06I can't.
00:52:07Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:09I have to make this work.
00:52:10Harper.
00:52:11Trust me.
00:52:12Okay?
00:52:14Okay?
00:52:26Don't worry.
00:52:27My dad's going in a business truck.
00:52:29Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:33Yes.
00:52:34T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:36The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:39Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:43What?
00:52:43Anderson, no.
00:52:44This is way too much.
00:52:46Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:47Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:52Why not?
00:52:53Because I can't afford it.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:59I know.
00:53:00Which is why this one's on me.
00:53:02Okay?
00:53:05Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:07Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:09Doesn't matter.
00:53:11Just enjoy it.
00:53:12Okay?
00:53:13Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:15She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:20Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:23But we hate each other.
00:53:25We sure do.
00:53:26You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:27You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:30And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:31Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:34So, every favor has a price.
00:53:36Is that it?
00:53:37Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:40You know, like my car.
00:53:48All right.
00:53:49I'll do it.
00:53:50Great.
00:53:51Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:53I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:58Be gentle on me on a makeover of Rachel.
00:54:02Even better.
00:54:04This will be fun.
00:54:06Okay, sit.
00:54:08Let's go.
00:54:09Color.
00:54:09Yes.
00:54:10Black.
00:54:11Funeral.
00:54:12Oh, how good is this?
00:54:16Oh, fun trap.
00:54:17Catch.
00:54:18It's okay.
00:54:19We'll get there.
00:54:20Yes.
00:54:21Yes.
00:54:23Sparkle.
00:54:24Oh, pretty.
00:54:26Go.
00:54:27Come on.
00:54:31No.
00:54:36It's getting close.
00:54:40I am amazing.
00:54:43You really did it this time.
00:54:45Are you ready to go?
00:54:52Yeah, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:55And she'll accept them.
00:54:57She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:55:02Don't, Hamilton, need to be with you.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05Tonight's our night.
00:55:07Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:11Shit.
00:55:16Sorry.
00:55:17Got an issue.
00:55:18Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:20Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:22Okay, girl.
00:55:23Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:38Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:40Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:46Wow.
00:55:47It's like a dream.
00:55:49Okay.
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:59Where is Anderson?
00:56:01He should have come running.
00:56:03How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:05Waiting for something?
00:56:08We need to talk.
00:56:11Seriously.
00:56:12Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:13It's not working out.
00:56:14So who's it working out for then?
00:56:17Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:20Am I really doing this?
00:56:23What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:26They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:29me.
00:56:31Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:34Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:35Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:37Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:44All in love for the fun of it.
00:56:47Dive in it first and all of it.
00:56:50Oh, what a brush looking into your eyes.
00:56:53Oh my God.
00:56:55Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:57That dress is fire.
00:56:59She looks so hot.
00:57:03How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:11Hi.
00:57:22Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:28Hey, food stamps.
00:57:30You look amazing.
00:57:34You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:40Um, may I?
00:57:51Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:53Welcome seniors to your prom.
00:57:55Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:58:00Appreciating each other.
00:58:01And cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:06Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:10That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:13So, for the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:18You're joking.
00:58:19I'm not.
00:58:22Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:26Obviously, because of me.
00:58:28I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say they've got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:33So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:35We gonna dance or what?
00:58:37I still want you more than anything.
00:58:41But, can I trust this?
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:55Put your hands here.
00:59:01Hey, not bad, food stamps.
00:59:04Thanks.
00:59:16Thanks, sir.
00:59:41It's time to announce
00:59:42at Prom King and Queen
00:59:44Portia Leon, a queen for many years
00:59:47Thank you for your service
00:59:49But tonight's new Prom Queen and King
00:59:52is Harper Sullivan
00:59:55and Anderson Savage
01:00:04Equal, Portia
01:00:05What is happening?
01:00:06That crown is mine
01:00:08I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:09so you and I could win and be together
01:00:11Look, I didn't tell Hamilton
01:00:13about you coming on to me
01:00:14because he's my buddy
01:00:15But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:17I'll tell him you were trying it on
01:00:18the whole time you were with him
01:00:20Wait
01:00:22Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:25This isn't real
01:00:26This isn't happening
01:00:28It is
01:00:29Don't deal with it
01:00:30Sorry, Portia
01:00:32I gotta go be king
01:00:39Sorry, Portia
01:00:49A new king and queen
01:00:55Well done, Portia
01:01:02I did it, Mom
01:01:04Just like we promised
01:01:07I'm Prom Queen
01:01:08It's true
01:01:10Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:13to get with Anderson
01:01:15I always thought Anderson
01:01:17was really into her
01:01:18Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:23Hey
01:01:23It's you
01:01:24Portia
01:01:25Congratulations
01:01:27Probably shouldn't say
01:01:28But I heard one of the judges say
01:01:31that Anderson gave them a ton of money
01:01:34so you could win
01:01:35I don't believe you
01:01:36Makes sense to me
01:01:38And me
01:01:39Hey, Myers
01:01:40Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:44Sex
01:01:45Lots of
01:01:46There you go
01:01:47If the Myers know, then
01:01:50Everyone knows
01:01:51I'm gonna go tell the principal
01:01:53what you did to get the crown
01:01:54I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:57I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:58You're gonna make it full of yourself
01:01:59There's no way you beat me
01:02:01Not in a million years
01:02:02Portia
01:02:03Has it ever occurred to you
01:02:05That everyone is just so sick
01:02:07of pretending to like you
01:02:08A spoiled baby
01:02:09who bullies everyone
01:02:10because she isn't smart enough
01:02:11to get what she wants
01:02:12any other way
01:02:13You know the truth, witch
01:02:15You're nothing
01:02:16You're like
01:02:17a chicken nugget
01:02:19on a table of caviar
01:02:20You're trash
01:02:22A handicapped parking space
01:02:24that Anderson pulled into
01:02:26for five minutes
01:02:26because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:28Oh, so you're no longer
01:02:30with Hamilton?
01:02:31That's right
01:02:32So there's nothing stopping you
01:02:34and Anderson being together
01:02:35Oh, now you're getting it
01:02:37And yet, Anderson would rather be
01:02:40with trashy chicken nugget car parking
01:02:43than whatever this is
01:02:46Ouch
01:02:47That is a good point
01:02:52Don't worry, Portia
01:02:53Your type is going straight
01:02:55to non-recycable
01:03:24I'm sorry
01:03:25to non-recycable
01:03:25to non-recycable
01:03:25to non-recycable
01:03:27What did you just do?
01:03:28You tripped on her hem
01:03:29I mean, I tried to grab her
01:03:31but
01:03:31Bullshit
01:03:32No, you better get out of here
01:03:33Before I do something
01:03:34I regret
01:03:35What, like not respond
01:03:36when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:38You fucking dropped that chocolate
01:03:40I have no idea
01:03:41what you're talking about
01:03:42Anderson, how do we go
01:03:44from hanging out
01:03:44all the time
01:03:45to this?
01:03:46I don't know
01:03:47The sooner you're in the rear view
01:03:49the better the road ahead looks
01:03:50Oh, fuck you!
01:03:51What a bunch of lies
01:03:54Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:55You okay?
01:03:56It's okay, it's okay
01:03:57I'm okay
01:04:00You're not okay
01:04:01I got you
01:04:06You okay?
01:04:07I will be
01:04:10Okay
01:04:10Now don't go anywhere
01:04:14I'm gonna take your shoes off
01:04:15Okay?
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:16Is it bad?
01:04:18Yeah
01:04:18It's gonna need some strapping
01:04:23Can we talk?
01:04:24If it's about my medical qualifications
01:04:27It's okay
01:04:28I have none
01:04:31I just
01:04:33I heard Portia
01:04:34say that she broke up
01:04:36at Hamilton to be with you
01:04:38That's why I couldn't drive you to prom
01:04:40You went to see Portia?
01:04:42Hamilton
01:04:43Well, her check
01:04:45He kind of
01:04:46saw it coming
01:04:47Poor guy
01:04:49I don't understand
01:04:50Why are you sitting here
01:04:51fixing my ankle
01:04:52when Portia's free?
01:04:54It's like she's in love with you
01:04:55I don't love her
01:04:57Portia and I
01:04:58we were never together
01:04:59What you saw that first day of school
01:05:02was Portia just
01:05:03being a brat
01:05:04She always wants
01:05:05what she can't have
01:05:06And I'd never do that to Hamilton
01:05:09Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:11Why didn't you just tell me
01:05:12Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:13Because I had to be sure
01:05:15Like you had to be sure
01:05:16I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:18Let's face it
01:05:19You never would have believed me
01:05:21I'm just a spoiled rich kid
01:05:22Right?
01:05:24Maybe
01:05:24Maybe
01:05:25I was wrong about that
01:05:28About a lot of things
01:05:35Maybe it's time
01:05:36to make things right
01:05:41I got you something
01:05:49I thought I would
01:05:51go with your dress
01:05:54They're so lovely
01:05:56Let me
01:05:57let me put them on
01:05:59No, no, no
01:06:00You've already been too generous
01:06:02It's easy for me
01:06:03to be generous food stamps
01:06:04I have a trust one
01:06:05Remember?
01:06:15Beautiful
01:06:17They are beautiful
01:06:19Thank you
01:06:20I wasn't talking
01:06:21about the earrings
01:06:24How's your ankle?
01:06:26Better
01:06:26We won't be doing
01:06:28a king and queen dance
01:06:29though
01:06:29Says who?
01:06:33Really?
01:06:35Come on
01:06:39Uh, okay
01:06:40Put your feet
01:06:41On mine
01:06:47Okay
01:06:56Is this real?
01:06:58Is this really happening?
01:07:00I don't think this night
01:07:01could be more perfect
01:07:02Is this real fate?
01:07:02I think it's real
01:07:04Cultures
01:07:15You know
01:07:16I think this wilt
01:07:16need to be right
01:07:16This is real
01:07:16To be a ready
01:07:26You can't
01:07:27Listen
01:07:27How is this cool
01:07:30put your heart
01:07:31You can't
01:07:34I'm sorry.
01:07:37You gotta do the lace of the book.
01:08:15I know they went this way.
01:08:17Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:19I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:22Once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:25he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:28He'll see that.
01:08:31How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:37Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:52If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:54we don't need to hang.
01:08:57What? You're sick of me already?
01:09:01Hey.
01:09:03You're mine.
01:09:05But your dad still hates me.
01:09:08Yep.
01:09:10And you know what?
01:09:11He can go fuck himself.
01:09:12In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:19Come on.
01:09:24I want to be finished printing.
01:09:28Oh, my God.
01:09:29It looks amazing.
01:09:30This is so good news for us.
01:09:33And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:36You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:39I think she probably sleeps like I have new in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:42And I have penis into his mouth.
01:09:45Oh, the slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:48This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:10:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:04This can't be happening.
01:10:05No.
01:10:10Yeah, that's a smile.
01:10:12Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:16You did this?
01:10:17No, you did the crime, remember?
01:10:21Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:23Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:25so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:28It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:31You're horrible.
01:10:32And you're a thief.
01:10:33So, I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:36Half of it's missing.
01:10:38What?
01:10:39No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:40You're finished, dear rag.
01:10:42If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:46What the hell is this?
01:10:48This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:55Is this true?
01:10:56You have a police record?
01:10:59That is not true.
01:11:00I would never steal from anyone.
01:11:02Too funny.
01:11:03Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:08You feel bad, right?
01:11:09Yeah.
01:11:17Tell me.
01:11:19There was this guy who ran at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:25He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:28Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:31What?
01:11:31To punish you?
01:11:33He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:37You believe me, don't you?
01:11:40Harper.
01:11:41Don't answer that, son.
01:11:42Father?
01:11:43What are you doing here?
01:11:45Parshia called me.
01:11:46This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:49I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:52Mr. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:55Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and I always backfired.
01:12:02That's not fair.
01:12:04You don't know her.
01:12:05As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have
01:12:11you expelled.
01:12:13In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:16What?
01:12:19Harper.
01:12:22Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:24Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:27Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:30Exactly.
01:12:31Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:36Harper.
01:12:41Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:46What?
01:12:51Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:53Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:13:07Come on.
01:13:15Call Harper.
01:13:16I'd be happier than now.
01:13:26Call Hamilton.
01:13:32Hey.
01:13:33Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:36Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:38I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:40I need you to call her.
01:13:42Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:43Please, ma'am.
01:13:44I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:45This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:48Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:52If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:55You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:57Please.
01:13:59Harper.
01:14:02Hey.
01:14:03Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:06Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:08Apologize to her.
01:14:09Do it now.
01:14:11I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:15I'm sorry about that.
01:14:18It's fine.
01:14:19Doesn't matter.
01:14:20None of it does.
01:14:20It's over now.
01:14:22Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:25Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:29She's right.
01:14:31I don't belong here.
01:14:33People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:38Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:40Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:43Yeah, I guess with Anderson.
01:14:48Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:53Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:58Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:07It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:10You wore a men's watch.
01:15:12Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:19And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:24And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:28Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:29Thank you, sir.
01:15:31Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:36I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:15:38And then I found it stolen.
01:15:40And the Maya, sorry, Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:47Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:50But it's not.
01:15:52It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:59Unless you have other evidence.
01:16:02Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:16:07Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:10It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:12You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:15Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:19Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:23Why?
01:16:23I report this to the police.
01:16:26No.
01:16:29Stop.
01:16:31You all will need to see this.
01:16:33You all will need to see this.
01:16:35I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:42He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:45When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:49For God's sake, Anderson, what she got over you?
01:16:52Have some dignity.
01:16:58Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:17:05Oh, my God.
01:17:06You found it.
01:17:08Oh, thank you.
01:17:09Thank you, thank you.
01:17:10Yeah, I found it.
01:17:12In your bedside table.
01:17:14Is this true?
01:17:16I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:18She'll never be one of us.
01:17:20Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:23She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:25We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:30Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:36Your accusers say, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:40Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:42And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:47Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:51Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:56Please don't expel me.
01:17:57My parents will kill me.
01:18:02I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:18:06Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:08You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:10But you haven't.
01:18:11Not by a long shot.
01:18:14You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:17Yeah.
01:18:17You won't come to realize that.
01:18:19She's not like us.
01:18:20No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:21You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:24You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:27Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:29Four wives, all gone.
01:18:31Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:37Anderson, drop her.
01:18:39If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you, every time.
01:18:43Anderson.
01:18:44You don't mean that.
01:18:45Listen clearly.
01:18:46If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper, or I'm gone.
01:18:53I hope he's right about you.
01:18:55Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:59With all I do your respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:09Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:12I stood up for my girl.
01:19:15So I'm your girl?
01:19:16So I'm your girl?
01:19:18Well, that depends.
01:19:22Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:25I don't know.
01:19:26What's that job entail?
01:19:28It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:31And we'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:38And I'll probably say things like,
01:19:41I love you, Harper.
01:19:43I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:45Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:48I think I could handle all that.
01:19:52And I'll make you feel safe.
01:19:54Every day of your life.
01:19:57I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:20:01I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:20:03I love you.
01:20:03I love you, Harper.
01:20:29This is your girl, Harper.
01:20:32I have no idea.
01:20:33It's something for me too.
01:20:34Oh, shit.
01:20:35Sorry, Dean.
01:20:41Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:53It's my confirmation, I'm in, I'm definitely in.
01:20:56Oh my God.
01:21:00I don't mean to steal your thunder, but
01:21:03I got an early offer too.
01:21:06Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:08Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:11Guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:21:14It's perfect, everything's perfect.
01:21:23Hey, your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:27You know that, right?
01:21:29I do.
01:21:43I can't imagine, I can't, can't imagine, I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:21:48I can't imagine, I can't imagine the night.
01:21:51I can't imagine the night.
01:21:52I can't imagine the night.
01:21:54I can't imagine the night.
01:21:55I can't imagine the night.
01:21:56I can't imagine the night.
01:21:58You
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