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00:05Monday morning in Miami, somewhere in Florida, and Ian Fletcher is on a journey.
00:19The 2026 Soccer World Cup is to be co-hosted by the US in competition with Canada and Mexico
00:26in what will be the biggest sporting event the world has ever seen.
00:32Ian's here because he's been recruited by FIPA, the organising body for world football
00:38which we're unable to name for legal reasons, to lead its 2026 Oversight team in Miami in
00:44a key new post of Director of Integrity.
00:55He's arriving at a moment when, in a divided world, sport means more to us than it's ever meant.
01:04And this is a post that's been specially created for him by FIPA's previous Director of Integrity,
01:09who left.
01:12Ian!
01:13Eric!
01:13Hi!
01:14Welcome to Oversight!
01:16Very good!
01:18My God!
01:18Who knew you were so big?
01:19We met on Zoom, for all I know, you are a pygmy.
01:21Yes.
01:22Turns out you are a giant!
01:23Well, I wouldn't.
01:24It's the modern condition.
01:25We are in each other's faces more than ever, but from the neck down, we are in uncharted waters.
01:30Yes.
01:30Well, it's very good to be here anyway.
01:32Let me introduce you.
01:33So, everybody, the special one is with us!
01:40Well, thank you, thank you, I was just saying to Eric, it's great to be here and to see you
01:48all.
01:48Wow!
01:49Okay, so let me show you.
01:51We have your own desk for you, I think.
01:53Right.
01:54Emily?
01:54Yes.
01:54Yes.
01:54Eric van de Putrens is mostly Belgian, and is in Miami as FIFA Chief Coordinating Attaché
02:00from their headquarters in Zurich.
02:02Right.
02:03Okay.
02:03So, here we are.
02:05Yes.
02:05We are in the very centre of things, yes?
02:07Yes.
02:08No, I mean, it's right in the middle, isn't it?
02:09Yes.
02:10Okay.
02:11So, welcome.
02:12So, I will leave you now.
02:13Apologies if I've taken too much of your time already.
02:15No.
02:15And in the meantime, if I need anything, I can ask Emily, is it?
02:18Yes.
02:19Yes.
02:46Even though F***FA is based in Switzerland, Ian's first task is to establish his place in a corporate culture which
02:53is irretrievably American.
02:59Okay, great. So, shall we make some sort of start?
03:02Of course.
03:03Oh my God, so British.
03:04By 10 o'clock, Ian is chairing his first ever meeting of the Oversight Team's Strategic Operations Group, or SOG.
03:10So, first of all, I just wanted to say hi, really. Maybe introduce myself a bit.
03:15Hi.
03:15Yes, and perhaps say something about the journey we're all on together.
03:19Great.
03:19It's a crack squad of individual men or women chosen from soccer authorities right across the three host nations and
03:26assembled here in Miami to see what happens.
03:29As some of you might know, I was lucky enough to be involved in the 2012 Olympic Games in London.
03:33Oh my God, so great.
03:34The opening ceremony.
03:35Sure.
03:35You have Mr. Bean, the Queen, falls out of a helicopter.
03:38Oh my God, brilliant.
03:39So, just to clarify, guys, it wasn't like she fell, she was wearing a parachute.
03:42Okay, well, yes.
03:43Either way, okay, you have the Queen coming out of the sky, no?
03:46Yeah, still pretty neat.
03:48Yes, well, anyway, what I realize now, that turns out to have been just base camp on the way towards
03:52an altogether higher and more momentous peak.
03:55For sure.
03:55So, there are going to be challenging days on the way up.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Yeah, 100%.
03:59And we'll be relying on each other every step of the way.
04:02But when we get to the...
04:04When we get to the top, which, by the way, we will, I think the view is going to be
04:08pretty incredible for all of us.
04:10Can I just say, that is so beautiful, Ian.
04:12Well, no.
04:13Truly.
04:15Yeah, great stuff.
04:15But anyway, in the meantime...
04:17With fewer than 200 days to go to the opening game at the Estadio Azteca in Mexico City, the most
04:23pressing item in Ian's inbox is the official announcement of the semi-final venues on Friday.
04:28It's a big moment, both for the oversight team and for the two cities in question, wherever they turn out
04:33to be.
04:34And am I right in thinking that as of now, i.e. today, Monday, we haven't finalized where those venues
04:40are?
04:40Oh, my God.
04:41Nope, we have not.
04:42Correct.
04:42Right.
04:43Guys, do not get me started on this, please.
04:45No, okay. Let's not.
04:46My name is Gabriela de la Rosa, and I am VP of Dix and Narrative at 2026 Oversight.
04:51So, when you host a tournament like this, what are you doing?
04:53What you are doing is you are telling a story about who you are, and you are telling this story
04:57to the world.
04:58Right, yeah. So then, in this case, when you've got three host nations...
05:02Sure.
05:02How do you decide which story you're telling?
05:05Okay, for sure. This is a challenge, yes.
05:07Yes.
05:08So, I played 207 games for Club Deportivo Guadalajara in the Liga MX Femenil.
05:12I represented Mexico on the world stage 35 times.
05:15I was CMO at the Federación Mexicana de Football Association for three years.
05:19I am proud to be a Mexican woman.
05:20Right.
05:21This is my story. So, this is the story I'm telling. Yes?
05:24Right, yes.
05:25I mean, essentially, it looks like we're down to a short list of three possible venues for two games,
05:29which, I have to say, doesn't sound too difficult in principle.
05:32Good.
05:32The idea of making a last-minute decision about something as crucial as the venues for the 2026 semi-finals
05:38is one of a number of outstanding projects bequeathed to him by Ian's predecessor as Director of Integrity.
05:44I mean, Owen, perhaps with your logistics hat on, do you want to just take us through the headlines with
05:48each of the options?
05:49Okay.
05:50I mean, if that's okay with you?
05:51Oh, sure.
05:52Okay. I'll give it a shot.
05:57So, Vancouver, LA, and Miami. Three very different options here.
06:04So, Miami, we know, of course, because we can pretty much see it out the window.
06:08Hello. So, I am Owen Mitchell, and I am VP Logistics and Execution here at, well, you know where we
06:15are.
06:15I didn't choose that title, by the way.
06:17I have also been the Chief Operating Officer at Canada Soccer for the past eight years, in case you're interested.
06:23So, basically, you're responsible for the practicalities of the whole thing.
06:27Really? Jesus, I'm still trying to figure out how the coffee machine works.
06:30I mean, planning, infrastructure, transport, everything.
06:32I don't know. I guess somebody must be.
06:35Hey, maybe it is me.
06:37Then, LA, over there on the West Coast, what can you say?
06:41Twelve million people, what they're all really doing there, we don't know.
06:44Stadium, functioning airport, hotels, palm trees.
06:47So, everything pretty much where it ought to be.
06:49That is when parts of it aren't literally on fire.
06:52Oh, my gosh.
06:53And you discount the existence of the San Andreas Fault.
06:55Our poor world, right?
06:58Yep.
06:59And then, Vancouver, up there in Canada.
07:03What can I tell you?
07:03The B.C. Stadium, out there on False Creek.
07:07You can walk there from the SkyTrain station, and you hear the harbour seals calling out in English Bay.
07:13When it comes to issues like the venues for the semi-finals,
07:16Owen's job is to bring his wealth of practical experience and knowledge to bear for the benefit of the whole
07:21group.
07:22Right, well, thank you for that, Owen.
07:23Sure.
07:24That's really helpful.
07:25Yeah, right.
07:25I mean, this is a key decision in so many ways.
07:28Yep.
07:28Oh, my gosh.
07:29Right.
07:29I mean, Sarah, I mean, from an environmental point of view.
07:32Absolutely.
07:32Right, so financially, it's huge.
07:34Yes.
07:34Financially.
07:35Right, like, we're not trying to save the world here, right?
07:37Excuse me?
07:38Fuck's sake.
07:39What do you mean we're not trying to save the world here?
07:41That's exactly what we're trying to do.
07:42Well, I mean, shall we...
07:43Okay, and guys, and we have not talked about Guadalajara yet, yes?
07:47Right.
07:47Jesus.
07:48So...
07:48Guadalajara?
07:49Yes.
07:49So, just a detail.
07:50Guadalajara is not actually on the short list.
07:52Exactly.
07:53This is what I'm saying.
07:53It is not on the short list.
07:54Yes, I mean...
07:55So, excuse my language here, but, like, what is this?
07:57Like, what the fuck?
07:58Is it just me or did we cover this?
08:00We're not doing this for shits and giggles, right?
08:01Excuse me.
08:02Honestly, I don't know why we're even talking about this.
08:04So, I'm Nick Castellano.
08:05I'm VP Business and Legal at 2026 Oversight, as well as at U.S. Soccer.
08:08So, basically, that's everything, right?
08:10The whole kit and caboodle.
08:10You name it, it comes through me.
08:11Right.
08:12Do you want to be a bit more specific?
08:13Specific?
08:14Yeah.
08:14You know, maybe some examples?
08:15Listen, I'm trying to save you time here.
08:17What is this?
08:17The Supreme Court?
08:18I mean, just looking at it, with the opening game in Mexico City and the final in New York,
08:23in other words, in the U.S., is there an argument that at least one of the semifinals
08:26should take place in Canada, which would mean Vancouver, in this case, obviously?
08:31Don't look at me.
08:32I mean, I don't know, does that help at all?
08:37Oh, my gosh.
08:45With the meeting over, Ian has come to have a word with F***ed by Chief Coordinating Attaché
08:50Eric Van de Putrens, who is visible in his office, talking on his phone.
08:57So, Eric is busy right now?
08:59Yes.
08:59He's actually in a meeting?
09:00A meeting?
09:01Yes.
09:02Yeah.
09:02No, I just, it's okay.
09:03I just wanted to have a quick word, if that's okay.
09:04Sure.
09:05You know, when he's finished.
09:05Sure, if you could email me some times.
09:07What?
09:07No.
09:08Ian.
09:08Yes, hi.
09:09You are here?
09:10Yes.
09:10You are still with us?
09:11Yes.
09:12No, I was just wondering if you had a moment.
09:14A moment?
09:14Yes.
09:14Of course, yes, of course.
09:16And then what is life but moments?
09:17We must spend them wisely.
09:18Yes.
09:19Thank you, Emily.
09:20Yes.
09:20Really, she is a force of nature.
09:22Yes, truly.
09:23No, in fact, I don't know whether you remember this, but I think there was some mention of
09:27me having an Emily of my own at some point.
09:29Absolutely, yes.
09:30Yes.
09:30I don't know if you need to talk to Zurich about that.
09:32No one has been in contact with you about this.
09:34No, not yet, no.
09:35So then I apologize.
09:37I think we have good news here.
09:38Oh.
09:38Yes.
09:39Perhaps we can say, watch this space.
09:41Right.
09:42I will unleash Emily on this immediately.
09:43Right.
09:44Then we can say, look out.
09:45Yes?
09:45Yes.
09:45Please.
09:45In theory, Eric acts as a conduit, not just between Zurich and Miami, but also vice versa.
09:51And already, even at the end of the first meeting, we move forward, the Vancouver decision.
09:55Yes.
09:56Then I think we can call this a result.
09:58Yes.
09:58So I wanted to ask you about process here.
10:00On his first day in the job, Ian is keen to get up to speed with who people are, how
10:04things
10:04work, and what that means.
10:06And when it comes to the other semi-final, LA or Miami.
10:09Yes.
10:09So this email about this Miami Day thing on Friday?
10:14Yes.
10:14Which am I right in thinking I'm supposed to be making some sort of speech at?
10:17Evidently so.
10:18In which case, first of all, what is it exactly?
10:21Miami Day.
10:22Yes.
10:22Well, yes, exactly.
10:23What is it?
10:24So what we know is that Americans, they love to have days.
10:28Right.
10:28Well, then perhaps we can say this is something that is exactly what it sounds like.
10:33Right.
10:34Okay.
10:34I hope that helps.
10:35Yes.
10:35Well, personally, I am looking forward to it.
10:37Good.
10:38But with the semi-finals announcement coming on the same day, I mean, is that just a coincidence
10:42or is there something else going on here?
10:44Ah, yes, exactly.
10:46Who can say?
10:47Right.
10:47Yes.
10:50By the next morning, it's a new D in downtown Miami.
10:57It's D2.
10:58Good morning.
10:59Hi, yes.
11:00Going up?
11:00Yes.
11:01Well, I mean, I hope so anyway.
11:02Absolutely.
11:07So, I just want to say it's so great you're here, Ian.
11:10Oh, thank you.
11:11That's...
11:11Truly.
11:12Well.
11:12And it's so great you're sitting at Bill's desk, you know?
11:16Right.
11:16Yes.
11:17And you're British too, right?
11:18Which makes it...
11:19I don't know.
11:20Well, I can't do anything about that.
11:22Actually, it's kind of wonderful.
11:23Well, thanks anyway.
11:28Okay.
11:29So, then the raw sewage is pumped from underground collecting tanks back up to ground level for
11:35treatment, which separates water from what we call sludge.
11:40Okay.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So, that's how that happens.
11:43Wow.
11:43That's awesome.
11:44By nine o'clock, VP Sustainability and Climate Strategy Sarah Campbell is in a virtual meeting
11:50all of her own making.
11:51So, there are companies that specialize in the removal of fats, oils, and grease, known
11:57as FOG, or otherwise high-strength waste, from wastewater.
12:02Okay.
12:03Like, they have tankers, and they go all over the city, literally sucking this stuff up out
12:08of drains.
12:09Wow.
12:09I know, right?
12:11So, what we discovered is that if you add FOG to the digester at the critical point, the
12:18chemical reaction supercharges the biogas production, enabling us to literally double
12:23the production of gas, and therefore, double our electricity production.
12:29Right.
12:30Okay.
12:30But here's where it gets interesting, right?
12:33Absolutely.
12:34My name is Sarah Campbell, and I'm VP Sustainability and Climate Strategy here at 2026 Oversight.
12:39Essentially, it involves putting the environment at the heart of everything we do to deliver
12:43a 2026 that's, at the very least, carbon neutral.
12:46In an ideal world, and I truly believe it's possible, we would be putting carbon back into
12:51the environment as a net result of everything we do.
12:54Are you sure you don't mean taking carbon out of the environment?
12:57Excuse me?
12:57Otherwise?
12:58Absolutely.
12:59Right.
12:59Exactly.
13:00I truly believe it's possible.
13:0333 million room nights in LA hotels last year, a direct visitor spend of $24 billion.
13:09Right.
13:09And those are big numbers.
13:10Yes.
13:10Well, they are numbers.
13:11This morning, with one of the semifinals already assigned to Vancouver, the team is under pressure
13:15to choose between the last two shortlisted cities, Miami and Los Angeles, for the remaining
13:20game, before the official announcement of venues on Friday.
13:23I mean, in the end, I suppose what we need to consider...
13:26Okay.
13:27Okay.
13:27Okay.
13:28Well, Los Angeles has eight matches already.
13:31Right.
13:31Eight.
13:31Jesus.
13:32They have a quarter-final already.
13:34They had the Olympic Games in 1984.
13:36The Olympic Games?
13:37Yeah, I think that's different.
13:37LA is LA.
13:38We know what it is.
13:39It is oatmeal and Monjaro.
13:41What?
13:41Hmm.
13:42It is La La La Land, like the movie.
13:44La La.
13:44Excuse me?
13:45It's not La La La.
13:45Okay.
13:46Yeah.
13:47La La.
13:47Right, well...
13:48You know, I do not think we would end up getting into this.
13:50Guadalajara is not on the fucking shortlist, okay?
13:53This is not about Guadalajara.
13:54We are not going back there.
13:55This is about the story we are telling.
13:57Plus, no, it's not a fucking story, Gabriella.
14:00Shall we come back?
14:00Like, what am I?
14:01A fucking five-year-old?
14:02Right.
14:02Don't answer that, okay?
14:03So we calculate that with the increase in stadium capacity from 30,000 to 45,000 for the
14:09tournament, like there's a sweet spot for this technology.
14:14Right.
14:14A microbiologist, both by training and by temperament, Matthew Jones is leading a flagship environmental
14:20project at the BMO Stadium in Toronto, where six of the 104 2026 matches will be played.
14:26And the good news is that everybody poops about a pound per day, give or take, right?
14:31Great.
14:32And we calculate that if we can increase that by just a small margin...
14:36Wait, increase it?
14:37Right, by just a small margin, then we think the stadium could be completely self-sustaining.
14:43Which would be, like, a first.
14:48Wow.
14:48All just by taking the city's fog and co-digesting it with our sludge.
14:54Oh my gosh.
14:56Yeah, I mean, for me, with LA, you had Beckham, LA Galaxy, 2007-8, the glory years.
15:01Yeah, right.
15:02You had Steven Gerrard, Robbie Keane, Ashley Cole.
15:05Yes.
15:05Excuse me?
15:06It's iconic, it's showbiz.
15:07Okay, so first of all, Ashley Cole is not iconic, okay?
15:09Well, that's...
15:10He is not.
15:10What I'm saying is, you've got all these statistics, right?
15:13Okay, fine, that's great, I get it.
15:14But I'm sorry, but for me, football is about emotion, right?
15:19And there's something about LA, you know?
15:21Well...
15:22And you can't put it into words.
15:23No, evidently not.
15:24Yeah.
15:25So I'm Phil Plank, people call me Woody, from Manchester originally.
15:28You can probably hear that.
15:29Warrington, actually, but over here nobody knows where that is, so I just say Manchester.
15:33And I'm VP on pitch protocols for 2026 Oversight.
15:37I was playing football back in the UK at Trials for Oldham Athletic.
15:41Had a few games for the second team.
15:42I actually played against Phil Neville once when he was coming back from injury.
15:45So yeah, beat that.
15:47I mean, Owen, as VP Logistics and Execution...
15:50Right, I did not choose that title, by the way.
15:52No, but in that role anyway.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Where have you landed with this?
15:55Right, so for me, this whole thing, I mean, I'm Canadian.
15:58What do I care?
15:58It's like Vancouver and someplace else.
16:01Right.
16:01No, but really...
16:02While in all, in my gut, I guess I would go Miami.
16:05Great.
16:06Of course.
16:06As the semi-final debate continues, it's beginning to look as if opinion in the room is now universally divided.
16:12Oh, right, Eric.
16:13So, apologies everyone, what can we say?
16:16When you are in the Zoom, where are you?
16:17You are everywhere and you are nowhere.
16:18Yes.
16:19Yeah, right.
16:19So, what is the score here?
16:21Do we have a result?
16:22Right, yes.
16:23Well, it's a good time to arrive, actually.
16:24Looks like we might need a casting boat.
16:26Me?
16:27Yes, I mean...
16:27No, I'm sorry.
16:28What?
16:29I cannot be involved.
16:29I'm afraid I am the conduit only, absolutely.
16:32Yeah, right.
16:33Especially with something like this.
16:34Right.
16:34Perhaps we can say, cometh the hour, cometh the man, yes?
16:38Ah.
16:40Right.
16:41Yes.
16:44By the end of the week, it's Friday morning, and Ian is on his way across town to the Craftsman's
16:49Centre for Performative Culture and Arts for the Miami Day thing, whatever that turns out to be.
16:54So, why Miami in the end?
16:56Well, someone had to make a decision, I suppose.
16:58Yes, but why Miami, though?
17:00Why not LA?
17:01Right, yes.
17:01I mean, LA's great, obviously.
17:03But in the end, I mean, what do I know?
17:04I've only been here a few days.
17:06But somehow it just feels...
17:08Oh, actually, I'm going to just take this.
17:09Sure.
17:10Gabriella, hi.
17:12No, I haven't.
17:13Why?
17:15Dallas and Atlanta?
17:16What do you mean, Dallas and Atlanta?
17:17Where the hell did they come from?
17:19No, I know where they are.
17:21I know we did.
17:22But just when it looked as if the decisions on semi-final venues had been made, suddenly there's the sound
17:27of goalposts moving.
17:28Yes, I know it is.
17:29Yeah, I know we have.
17:31Yes, I know.
17:31Actually, Gabriella, can we come back into English for a second?
17:34Great, gracias.
17:36Power of Poop.
17:37Right.
17:38Okay.
17:39Meanwhile, back at Oversight HQ, Sarah is in a meeting with the 2026 social media team.
17:44Hashtag Power of Poop.
17:45Like, we really like that.
17:47Totally.
17:47Yeah, like, dude.
17:48Okay.
17:49They've been working on ideas for giving her Wastewater Future campaign more grippiness in a famously slippery social media world.
17:57I don't know.
17:57Wastewater Future just seems more...
17:59I don't know, I guess.
18:01Okay, so, this has got to pop, right?
18:03Right, right.
18:03And truth is, poop pops, right?
18:05Sure.
18:05Totally.
18:06I guess, like, maybe we could just try it, right?
18:09Sure.
18:09Totally.
18:10You know, see what happens?
18:11Right.
18:11I mean, if it doesn't work, I guess...
18:13So it's done?
18:14I guess we could...
18:14Excuse me?
18:15It's done, I just posted.
18:16Cool.
18:17Okay.
18:17Sure.
18:18Like, this is going to be so cool.
18:19Right.
18:19Totally.
18:20Right, right, right.
18:28Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light...
18:40Across town at the Craftsman Centre for Performative Arts, things are getting serious.
18:46Particularly since the oversight team have just received an email from Zurich ahead of
18:50the announcement this afternoon confirming that the 2026 semi-finals will be played in
18:55the cities of Dallas and Atlanta, neither of which is anywhere near either Vancouver or
19:01especially Miami.
19:02The land of the free and the home of the brave.
19:23I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which
19:30it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
19:39Thank you guys, truly.
19:42May I invite you all now please to remain standing as I have the honour, as Mayor of the City
19:50of
19:50Miami County, of introducing the Chair and Founder of Miami First Enterprise, Daniel Krasner.
20:07Thank you so much, guys.
20:08Guys, please.
20:09Please, be seated.
20:11Thank you, Mayor Santos.
20:13Thanks, Juan Diego.
20:15Elected officials, distinguished guests and other people, thank you for being with us today.
20:24So, first of all, I want to welcome members of the 2026 Oversight Team for taking the time
20:31to be with us here today.
20:31Welcome, guys.
20:33It's truly an honour for us to have you with us.
20:35Woo!
20:35And I want to say a personal thanks to you for choosing Miami, this great city of ours,
20:43and the soccer capital of the USA.
20:49Thank you for choosing us as host city for seven great games already.
20:59What can I say?
21:01You guys have made the right choices, up to now.
21:05And hopefully, it's not over yet.
21:09Miami First!
21:10You know it!
21:10Miami First!
21:11Miami First!
21:13Miami First!
21:14Say what?
21:14Miami First!
21:15Say it again!
21:16Miami First!
21:17I can't hear you!
21:19Miami First!
21:20Miami First!
21:21Yes!
21:22Yes!
21:25Yes!
21:26Yes!
21:26Yes!
21:27Yes!
21:28Yes!
21:28So, I believe I'm right in saying Eric is in Atlanta.
21:31Eric's in Atlanta?
21:32Yes, exactly.
21:33Yeah, no, he's completely gone, yeah.
21:34If it wasn't clear what the Miami Day thing was about, it is now.
21:38So, Eric is not replying.
21:39Yeah, right.
21:40Okay, well...
21:40He is notification silenced.
21:42For fuck's sake.
21:42It looks as if the dignitaries at Miami First have timed Miami Day deliberately to coincide
21:47with the announcement of the semi-final venues on the assumption that they'd got one.
21:51But the problem for the oversight team is that apparently they haven't.
21:55You wanna know what this is?
21:56Well...
21:56He's playing that audience like a fucking violin out there.
21:58Well...
21:58It's a shake-down.
21:59It's a lay-off.
22:00It's a ham and cheese sandwich.
22:01Yes, well, whatever it is.
22:02Oh, okay.
22:03Yes?
22:04Excuse me.
22:05Oh, right.
22:05So, we're busy, yes?
22:06Sure.
22:07Okay.
22:07Well, thank you.
22:08Anyway, the point is we can't stay in here.
22:10Essentially, we're in a toilet and we're going to have to come out.
22:12Yeah, nice one.
22:13So, when you're on the pitch, attack is the best form of defense, yes?
22:15Right.
22:16What?
22:16Without doubt.
22:17What the fuck does that mean?
22:18I mean, is there anything we can give them instead?
22:19Well, this is what I am saying.
22:21So, like what?
22:21Well, I don't know.
22:22Yeah, really, some fucking flowers?
22:23You know, just something as a kind of, you know, just to make it seem...
22:26What?
22:26You mean like the third place playoff final or something?
22:28What?
22:28Excuse me?
22:29Yeah, uh...
22:29The third place playoff?
22:31I'm just...
22:31Well, hang on.
22:32Fuck's sake.
22:32Are you actually mad?
22:33Wait a minute.
22:33Okay, I'm just saying.
22:34The third place playoff final?
22:36Yeah.
22:37Right, okay.
22:38Interesting.
22:38Yeah, or fucking flowers.
22:50Okay, here we go.
22:51Cool.
22:52It's happening.
22:53Meanwhile, back across town in the social media world, events are unfolding literally IRT.
22:58But, so, like what is happening here?
23:01Okay, so?
23:02This is the power of poop, right?
23:03Right.
23:03Totally.
23:04Right, like hashtag power of power of poop, right?
23:07Right.
23:07Hey.
23:09So, like, who are these people?
23:11Who are they?
23:12Like, who's Shiny Earwig?
23:14Okay.
23:14Like, have they actually read...
23:15Like, I don't know who Shiny Earwig is, right?
23:17Who is Mr. Beast?
23:18Like, these are people who until a few moments ago...
23:22Mr. Beast?
23:23Wait.
23:24No way.
23:24What?
23:25You're kidding.
23:25No way.
23:26Oh my God, it is.
23:27It's him.
23:27Dude.
23:28Oh my God.
23:28What?
23:28What is happening?
23:29Mr. Beast?
23:30Jesus Christ.
23:36So, yes, we look forward to sharing the journey with you as we count down to June the 11th,
23:43to the start of the greatest sporting event on earth, and to celebrating everything that
23:49Miami can bring to that event in its many and various ways.
23:54So, yes.
23:56Yes.
23:57Great.
23:58That is so great to hear that from you guys.
24:00Truly.
24:00Okay.
24:01So, we have time for a few questions, if anybody...
24:03Yeah.
24:04Hi.
24:04Judith.
24:04Go ahead.
24:06Thank you, Daniel.
24:07Judith Jones, Channel 3 News Florida.
24:09Hi.
24:10So, you're announcing the venues for the semi-final matches this afternoon.
24:14Yes.
24:14Obviously, there's been a lot of speculation around that.
24:17Daniel made reference to the fact that Miami is ready and standing by.
24:21Yes.
24:21Is there anything you'd like to say about that ahead of the announcement?
24:24Right.
24:25Yes.
24:25Okay.
24:27Great question, Judith, by the way.
24:28Yes.
24:29Excuse me.
24:29Ian, you go ahead.
24:30Yes.
24:31I mean, obviously, these are big decisions.
24:33It's something we've given a great deal of thought to.
24:36Obviously, I won't preempt this afternoon's announcement.
24:39You wouldn't expect me to.
24:40We'll have to wait and see what that contains.
24:43But, in the meantime, I think I can say this.
24:47Well, in fact, I'm going to.
24:49As I say, we've given a lot of thought to this.
24:51Semi-finals are fine.
24:53They're one thing.
24:54They're great occasions.
24:55But, in the end, they are semi-finals.
24:57Or, as you would say, semi-finals, after all.
25:00And, as you say, Daniel, this isn't just any city.
25:04This is Miami.
25:05Yes.
25:10The soccer capital of the US.
25:14And, so, without giving too much away, maybe Miami deserves something better than that.
25:22Well, well, I don't know.
25:24What if Miami deserved a final all of its own?
25:28I mean, I don't know.
25:31Am I right?
25:33Woo-hoo!
25:35Woo-hoo!
25:37Miami first!
25:38Miami first!
25:40Miami first!
25:41Miami first!
25:43Miami first!
25:44Miami first!
25:46Miami first!
25:46Miami first!
25:47Miami first!
25:47Miami first!
25:51Home separates his director of integrity.
25:53Perhaps the last thing he expected was a hero's welcome back at Oversight HQ...
25:58Oh, that well, no.
26:00Really?!
26:00Power Of U!
26:01Power Of U!
26:06Power Of U!
26:08Power Of U!
26:09Power Of U!
26:11Power Of U!
26:11Power Of U!
26:12Power Of U!
26:19Power Of U!
26:20Don't tell me you've managed to save the world after all.
26:23You know, it's funny you should say that.
26:24So I don't exactly know what happened here.
26:27What's happened is that thanks to the power of the power of poop
26:30and a random like from global YouTube superstar Mr. Beast, who is a real person,
26:34incredibly 400 million people have become aware of Sarah's Wastewater Future initiative
26:39when they were previously aware of virtually nothing.
26:42400 million followers.
26:44400 million?
26:44I know, right?
26:45Congratulations.
26:46I know.
26:46I mean, that's incredible.
26:47Yeah, so...
26:49You want a high five?
26:50High five?
26:51Uh, yeah.
26:53This has been some week, right?
26:55Well, yes.
26:56Maybe we didn't save the world.
26:57I mean, not today anyway, but you gotta start somewhere, right?
27:00Yes.
27:00You gotta try.
27:01Yes, I mean, no, it's certainly been a great week.
27:03But if it's been some first week for Ian, it might not be quite over yet.
27:08Will!
27:08Oh yeah, hi, yeah.
27:10What the hell are you doing here?
27:11Well, yeah, I dunno, you're mental.
27:15Basically, I don't care how fit you are,
27:16but the human body was not designed to run around at 85 degrees Celsius.
27:20Yep, um...
27:21Excuse me?
27:21Absolutely.
27:22Sorry, it just wasn't.
27:23Right, and the truth is, that's where we're all heading now,
27:25unless we face up to this, right?
27:2685 degrees Celsius.
27:28Well, okay, yeah.
27:28Right.
27:29So I think that's probably Fahrenheit.
27:30Fair point.
27:31Fuck's sake.
27:3285 degrees Celsius, I think you're pretty much on fire.
27:34It's another week at F***ers Oversight Headquarters in Miami,
27:38and Director of Integrity Ian Fletcher
27:40is chairing a sudden meeting of the Strategic Operations Group, or SOG.
27:44I mean, first of all, let's keep calm, shall we?
27:46I am calm.
27:46Yeah, right.
27:47I mean, essentially...
27:48Thank you, Emily.
27:49Yes.
27:51You must forgive me, but really, I have no say in these matters.
27:53Right, okay.
27:54I mean, basically, what they're doing here
27:56is they're underlining something we know already.
27:57Yeah, 100%.
27:58The United Nations Health Agency has shared an advanced copy
28:02of a forthcoming report on global heating,
28:04which sets out the health risks associated with exercising
28:07in high temperatures.
28:08This goes way beyond soccer or sports.
28:11Oh, my God.
28:12Without a doubt.
28:12We're just the canaries in the coal mine here, right?
28:15Si, bueno.
28:15So we need to kill this canary before it escapes, yes?
28:18What?
28:19The report concludes that exercising in temperatures
28:21above 85 degrees Fahrenheit could involve potentially
28:25serious risks to life and advises strongly against it
28:28wherever possible, which could rule out a number of venues
28:31at a stroke, including Mexico City, where the opening game
28:35and ceremony are due to take place.
28:37I don't know where they get this figure from.
28:3885 degrees.
28:39Well, I suppose because...
28:40What do they know about football?
28:41They make it up.
28:42I mean, looking at average temperatures here,
28:44looks like that would take out Guadalajara, too.
28:46Right.
28:47Okay, well...
28:48No, no, no.
28:48I mean, what are you going to do?
28:49It's hot down there.
28:50The calor en Mexico es un calor agradable.
28:51Okay.
28:52By the way, it also looks like it would take out New York.
28:54New York?
28:55Yep.
28:55Okay, there you go.
28:56Are you kidding?
28:56That's insane.
28:57Exactly.
28:57These guys are based in Geneva.
28:58What the fuck do they know about heat?
29:04Meanwhile, Ian's recently arrived assistant, Will Humphreys,
29:07is hard at work familiarising himself with his new environment.
29:11Yes, sir.
29:11I'm Will, and I worked with Ian Fletcher at the BBC in London.
29:16That's pretty cool.
29:18Somehow, Will was Ian's assistant back at the BBC, and now he's found himself here in Miami
29:24for reasons that are nothing to do with anything.
29:27Yeah, so my sister really likes tennis players.
29:29Right.
29:30Yeah, so she was going out with this guy, like, I don't know, like, he's a coach in
29:33this big tennis club in Miami, and like, he was going to get me a job.
29:35Right, well, as a tennis coach.
29:37A tennis coach.
29:37Yeah.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Yeah, so, like, I can play tennis, but like, I can't really serve.
29:43Right, okay.
29:44Yeah, I know, crap.
29:44No, but my parents were like, I could come out here and live for my sister and finally
29:47make something of myself.
29:48Right.
29:49Yeah, but when I...
29:50What, so they actually said that?
29:51Yeah.
29:52Yeah, but when I got here, there was like this note in her kitchen, like they'd gone to
29:55Australia.
29:56Australia?
29:56Yeah, I know they both had.
29:58He'd gone to.
29:59So, what happened then?
30:01Yeah, so I was going to go back, but then my parents were like, no, we know this guy,
30:05Eric.
30:06Eric?
30:07Yeah, and he's out in Miami.
30:08Oh, your parents know Eric Van Der Putrens?
30:10Yeah, Van Der Putrens, yeah.
30:12I mean, so how?
30:13Yeah, I don't know, yeah.
30:14Or like, I think it's something to do with horses.
30:16Horses?
30:16Yeah, I think so, yeah.
30:17Right.
30:19So the last tournament was in Qatar, right?
30:22Yes.
30:22Right, basically a fucking furnace, right?
30:24Oh my God.
30:24So how the hell did that work?
30:25Back in the meeting room, the discussion is halting up.
30:28Yes, I mean, Eric.
30:29Yes.
30:30As someone who was involved in the whole Qatar, you know, the adventure.
30:33Yes.
30:33Right from the beginning, I think.
30:34Exactly so.
30:35Is there anything we can learn from that that could help us here?
30:38Well, so actually I think Qatar is a different circumstance.
30:41Right.
30:41It's a special case.
30:43There is a saying in Arabic.
30:51Right.
30:52In the meantime, what we know is in the stadiums, it was cool and it's kind of a miracle.
30:58Yes.
30:58Perhaps we can say the Qataris, they had something.
31:01Right, okay.
31:02Yeah, oil.
31:03So one of the things I sometimes say is that problems can be solutions waiting to happen.
31:07Really?
31:08Oh my gosh.
31:08But you actually say that?
31:09Yes, I mean...
31:10That's so beautiful.
31:11Jesus.
31:11Okay, so it feels like we're looking at a pretty big solution here, right?
31:15Well, exactly.
31:16Yeah, 100%.
31:25Hey.
31:27What?
31:27Oh hey, yeah.
31:28You okay?
31:28What?
31:29Yeah, no, cool.
31:30Yeah.
31:30So I was just wondering if there was a desk I should sit at?
31:32Okay.
31:33Yeah.
31:34Wait, are you actually on the system yet?
31:36Yes, say again.
31:37You're wearing a visitor's lanyard.
31:38What?
31:39Yeah, I know.
31:40Yeah, crap.
31:41Okay.
31:42What is your last name?
31:43Yeah, so I'm Will.
31:44I'm like Ian Fletcher's assistant.
31:47Okay, so like that's your first name?
31:48Yeah.
31:49So like what's your last name?
31:50Oh yeah, cool.
31:50Yeah, Humphreys.
31:51Okay.
31:52Yeah, Humphreys.
31:52Yeah, Humphreys.
31:53Cool.
31:57Okay, so you're not on the system.
31:59Okay.
32:02Okay, cool.
32:03Thanks.
32:04Wait, where are you going?
32:05Yeah, I don't know.
32:06Yeah.
32:06You have to be on the system, right?
32:08Like you can't be a visitor forever.
32:09Okay.
32:11Okay, so do you have any photo ID with you?
32:13Photo ID?
32:14Yeah, like um, I don't know, like a-
32:16Yeah, no worries.
32:16Yeah, cool.
32:17Okay.
32:21Oh yeah, no, hang on a minute.
32:25Yeah, no crap.
32:34Okay, cool.
32:35Here we go.
32:36Okay, so that's me.
32:39Okay.
32:41Okay.
32:44It's another sunny morning in Miami.
32:47Ian Fletcher has been here for three weeks now, and for the moment, he's still living in a hotel.
32:54Morning, Mr. Fletcher.
32:55Yes, hi, morning.
32:56How are you today?
32:57Yes, I'm fine.
32:58Yes, thanks.
32:59Great.
32:59Just on my way out.
33:00Right, so I wasn't sure if you got our message.
33:03Yes, I did.
33:03Yes, I'm afraid I didn't quite understand it.
33:05Yes, so your card was declined when we tried to raise payment for your breakfast today.
33:09Right.
33:10Yes, so-
33:11It was declined.
33:11Right.
33:12I don't know if you have an alternative card you want to use.
33:14Uh, yes.
33:15Well, I mean, I've got my credit card, I suppose.
33:17Great, that's perfect.
33:18But actually, though, I mean, I'm pretty sure breakfast is included in my, you know, in the-
33:23Right.
33:23Yeah, so-
33:24Okay, I don't know if you want to talk to someone about that.
33:26Yes, I mean, I sort of am doing, aren't I?
33:28Right.
33:30Would you excuse me for just a second?
33:32Yes, okay.
33:40This morning, with breakfast theoretically behind him, and a busy day almost certainly in front of him,
33:45he's ready to be somewhere other than where he is.
33:50Okay, so I think it would be an idea for you to talk to someone about this.
33:54Right.
33:54In the meantime, your credit card payment went through,
33:57and what I can do for you is we can offer you the South Beach Deli breakfast deal on a
34:01discretionary basis.
34:02The South Beach Deli breakfast deal?
34:04Right, that is something that we can do for you for now until you're able to sort things out.
34:08Right, okay.
34:09It's actually quite nice.
34:10You know what, actually, I don't really have time for this at the moment.
34:13Okay, perfect. Have a great day. You're all set.
34:16Great, thanks.
34:20So I'm walking along the street here in Miami, like this literally could be anywhere,
34:24but it turns out it is right here in Miami.
34:26Woo!
34:27Meanwhile, social media thought leader Madison Flynn, thread analyst Zach Linksfeld,
34:32and sentiment curator Mia So are in the social media space assessing the early results of a serious brain dump
34:38they've had.
34:39This is my buddy, Lennon. Hey, Lennon.
34:42Hey.
34:42Right, and this is my bad sister, Mia. Say hi to the world, Mia.
34:45Hey.
34:46Okay, that's enough. Right, right, right.
34:48Welcome to the far corner.
34:50Woo!
34:50Far corner, far corner.
34:52Thanks for being with us.
34:52They've come up with the idea of launching their own channel in addition to 2026's official online presence,
34:59aimed at connecting with a younger US social media audience and driving them towards the idea of soccer as like
35:05a thing.
35:05He's perfect. He's perfect. Hey, ma'am.
35:08Alright, congratulations, you're on the far corner.
35:10Excuse me?
35:11So we're asking people today what we want to know, who is going to win the 2026 Soccer World Cup.
35:16Okay.
35:17Right, who's going to win it?
35:19I don't know. Who is?
35:21So who's in it?
35:22Whoa.
35:22Who's in it?
35:23Yeah.
35:23No way.
35:24Like, we don't know who's in it?
35:25No.
35:26So everybody's in it, right?
35:28Okay.
35:28Yeah, like everybody, yeah?
35:29Okay, cool.
35:31Like, you've got literally 48 countries to choose from.
35:33Okay. 48.
35:34Yeah, right, right, right.
35:36I don't know.
35:37Just pick anyone.
35:39Okay, four.
35:40Excuse me?
35:41Yeah.
35:42Yeah, who's four?
35:44So...
35:44Okay, seven.
35:4623.
35:46Yeah, 23.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Okay.
35:49Like, this is like a rough edit.
35:50Like, I'm still working on it.
35:51Right.
35:51Yeah, right, right, right.
35:52So what do you think?
35:53Like, honestly?
35:54Like, we could put like a different track under it.
35:55Like, maybe some Rico Nasty or...
35:57Yeah, right, right, right.
35:57Okay, so...
35:58You're Rico Nasty, you're cool.
36:00Yeah.
36:02Okay, so this is not a YouTube channel, okay?
36:05Like, I don't even want to watch that, and I just did.
36:07Right.
36:07Right.
36:19Will.
36:20What?
36:20Oh, hey, yeah.
36:23Hey.
36:24I found you.
36:24Yeah.
36:24I wondered where you were.
36:25Yeah, no, I'm here.
36:27Yes.
36:28Could I ask you to do something for me?
36:29Yeah, cool, yeah.
36:30I mean, if you're not too busy at the moment.
36:31What?
36:32Yeah, no worries.
36:32Yeah, cool.
36:32I'm about to go into a meeting in the meeting room.
36:34Okay.
36:35What I was thinking was, if you could wait a bit and then bring me in a coffee and I'll
36:37go in about ten minutes time.
36:39Okay, cool.
36:39A coffee?
36:40Yes, you know, from the machine.
36:41Cool.
36:42Actually, no, five minutes actually.
36:43Okay.
36:44And that might be better.
36:44Yeah, it's better, yeah.
36:45You know, maybe a couple of biscuits or something, you know.
36:48Okay.
36:48I mean, that would be great.
36:49Okay, cool.
36:49So, what, like into the meeting?
36:52Yes.
36:53Okay.
36:53No, you don't have to say anything.
36:54You don't have to knock or anything.
36:56You just bring it in and then go out again.
36:58That's all.
36:58Yeah.
36:59If that's okay.
37:01Okay, cool.
37:08Right, okay.
37:09First of all, thanks to Emily for collating these.
37:11Exactly so.
37:12Bravo, Emily.
37:13And thanks to everybody for taking part.
37:15No, absolutely.
37:15Some really interesting ideas here.
37:17Yep.
37:17We can take them in any order.
37:18Absolutely.
37:19Yeah, who the fuck put hats?
37:20Meanwhile, in light of the United Nations Health Agency report on global heating,
37:25which suggests that some 2026 venues may now be officially too hot to safely exercise in,
37:30Ian has invited members of the Strategic Operations Group, or SOG, to let go with some ideas.
37:36I mean, shorter games, if we start there, perhaps.
37:39I mean, obviously, that's a very simple idea.
37:41Yep.
37:41I mean, so, Phil?
37:43Yeah.
37:43So, from a player welfare point of view, I mean, physiologically, once your core temperature's
37:48gone above a certain level, it's game over, basically.
37:50What, so?
37:50Basically, you're never going to cool down again.
37:52Right.
37:52We're only just understanding what those kind of temperatures do to an athlete's body.
37:56Yes.
37:56Your electrolytes are totally out of whack, for a start.
37:58Well, indeed.
37:59So, then, in this scenario, then.
38:01Right.
38:01So, in this scenario, like, if you shortened each half by five minutes for every degree
38:07above 80 degrees.
38:08Okay.
38:09Yeah.
38:10Or, you know, something.
38:11This would be a way of reducing that risk.
38:14Right.
38:14Five minutes for every degree above 80?
38:16I mean, obviously, you'd have to work out, like, formula, obviously.
38:18Yes.
38:19Yeah, because I was going to say, a sunny day in Monterey, you're pretty much going to be
38:22back in the dressing room as soon as you kicked off.
38:24Right, okay, well...
38:25Monterrey.
38:26I was just...
38:27Okay.
38:28What?
38:29So, we are not moving the opening game to Canada, okay?
38:31Okay.
38:31This is not going to happen.
38:32Sure.
38:33Okay, fine.
38:33Okay, so that's a couple of ideas we've got through already, so that's all good?
38:37Yeah, 100%.
38:40So, the idea here was that we put a vibe under the whole idea of the World Cup, right?
38:43Right.
38:44Right, a vibe, right.
38:45Right.
38:45So, how is that happening here?
38:46Right.
38:46Right, but, like, that's because the people we actually met didn't know shit about soccer,
38:49right?
38:49Well, right, yeah?
38:50Right, totally.
38:51Back over in the social media space, the team is still busy assessing their learnings.
38:56It's starting to look as if they may have to think laterally at the very least.
39:00So, like, think like what the whole Taylor Swift-Travis Kelsey thing did for the NFL.
39:03Right.
39:04Like, oh my god, she shows up at the Super Bowl, she's on screen for literally 30 seconds.
39:07Right.
39:08Suddenly it's like the whole world is NFL crazy.
39:09Right, so we need to, like, Taylor Swift 2026 here, right?
39:13Okay, right.
39:14They know that if the idea of putting a vibe under the idea of the World Cup for a potentially
39:19huge, untapped social media audience is to work, they're going to have to figure out
39:23how to do it.
39:24So, we got, like, Sabrina Carpenter to date, like, Christian Pulisic.
39:27Okay.
39:27Or maybe, like, Tyler Adams.
39:28Yeah, Tyler Adams, like, I could totally see that.
39:30Okay, so first off, that's not going to happen.
39:31Right, actually, Tyler Adams is dating Sarah Schmidt.
39:33Right.
39:34Like, they have a two-year-old son together.
39:35Okay, so if he was dating, like, Sabrina Carpenter, it's like, can you imagine?
39:38Okay.
39:39It's like, boom.
39:39Okay, so, this is not okay.
39:42Okay?
39:42Okay.
39:43This is not okay.
39:44Sabrina Carpenter is not going to date Tyler Adams.
39:46Okay, sure.
39:46Right.
39:47And the whole Taylor Swift thing, that happened, right?
39:49Like, it's over.
39:50Taylor Swift is 37, right?
39:51Like, she's basically 40.
39:52Ew.
39:53This is about creating our own moment right here.
39:54Right.
39:54And our audience is out there, right?
39:56Right.
39:57Totally.
39:57They're out there, and they're totally into soccer.
39:59They just don't know it yet.
40:00Yeah, right, right, right.
40:01So, these guys are young, right?
40:03They're elite athletes.
40:04For the most part, they're not going to drop dead.
40:06For the most part.
40:06They know that.
40:07We know that.
40:07Everybody knows that.
40:08So, we have them sign a waiver to that effect before they get here.
40:11Right.
40:11It is what it is, right?
40:13Excuse me?
40:14Uh, well...
40:14It is what it is?
40:15It's hot.
40:16What are you going to do?
40:17It is not what it is.
40:18It is not what it is?
40:19Yes.
40:20I mean, no.
40:20What the fuck does that mean?
40:21Yes, well, it's interesting, isn't it?
40:23I mean, Sarah, from an environmental point of view...
40:25Absolutely.
40:26Uh, Will, yes.
40:27Come in.
40:28I mean, from an environmental point of view, Sarah.
40:30Sure.
40:30I mean, I don't know if you want to take us through the...
40:32Absolutely.
40:32Right.
40:33Back in the Strategic Operations Group, or SOG, everyone is aware of the importance of
40:37coming up with a response to the United Nations Health Agency report on global heating.
40:42Ideally before either the report itself is published or the world heats up still further.
40:47It's like, what are we saying here, right?
40:49Our problem is the Earth is heating up, and our solution is we have everyone sign a piece
40:53of paper to say they're happy to die.
40:55Okay, no.
40:56Look...
40:56So this is not the story we are telling here.
40:57Look, no one's going to die here, right?
40:59You say that.
41:00Well, and also, I can say, at this moment, in general terms, for Zurich, with this tournament,
41:06death is not a good place to be.
41:07Right, yes.
41:08Absolutely, right.
41:09So...
41:10Thanks, Will.
41:11But gradually, as the meeting progresses, they're managing to eliminate possible options
41:15one at a time.
41:16So I know no one wants to hear this.
41:17Wait, where did you get those?
41:18Yeah.
41:19No, say again?
41:19The peanut butter candies?
41:20Where did you get them?
41:21Yeah, so I couldn't find any biscuits.
41:24Right, uh...
41:24Biscuits?
41:25Yeah, so I found them in a drawer.
41:27Right.
41:28Well, look, shall we...
41:29Is that okay?
41:30Okay.
41:30Like, things are put in drawers for a reason, right?
41:32Yeah, I know, yeah, crap, yeah.
41:33Well, thanks, Will.
41:34Yeah.
41:39Okay, so I know no one wants to hear this, but someone has to be the unpopular one in
41:44the room, right?
41:44Yeah, well...
41:45From an environmental point of view, our only option here, the only way we ever solve this,
41:50is to cool the Earth down.
41:52Right.
41:52Yeah, uh...
41:53Truly, and the sooner we all face up to this, the better for all of us.
41:55I mean, I'm sure that's almost certainly true, Sarah.
41:58I mean, of course it is.
41:58But I just wonder, you know, as something to aim for in the next three months...
42:02Right.
42:02I just wonder if cooling the Earth down might be a bit...
42:05Well, this is our moment, right?
42:06Fact is, we've got our work at Art installing simultaneous flush urinals in the stadiums as
42:10it is.
42:10So this is not a joke, okay?
42:12No, no, of course.
42:14It's just...
42:14I'm sorry.
42:14No, do not delete that.
42:17Do not delete it.
42:37It's yet another sunny day in Miami, and Ian Fletcher is arriving at 2026 Oversight HQ
42:43for another Thursday morning.
42:47But if elements of his new world are beginning to feel familiar, there are still things he's
42:52gradually discovering about it.
43:06Okay, so this is it, right?
43:07This is it.
43:08Okay.
43:08Right, right, right.
43:09I can't believe this is happening.
43:11Meanwhile, across town, the social media team have come to a location somewhere else in Miami
43:15in a state of excitement.
43:17Okay.
43:17Okay, Seth.
43:18What?
43:19Ready?
43:19Go.
43:19Okay, so...
43:20Okay, action.
43:20Okay.
43:21So I was going to say that, right?
43:22Okay, sure, yeah, totally.
43:23Okay.
43:24Action.
43:25This is going to be so cool.
43:27So hey, so we are here in Wynwood, Miami, which is pretty cool, but what's really cool
43:32is that in that building behind me, like literally somewhere inside that studio, right now, is...
43:38drum roll please, Mia?
43:39Drum roll?
43:39Right.
43:40So I can't do that.
43:41Okay, inside that studio is Selena Gomez.
43:44Woo!
43:45That's right.
43:46Thanks to a random post on Instagram, they've discovered that actor, singer, icon, producer,
43:52game changer, and social media phenomenon Selena Gomez is in Miami for a photo shoot to accompany
43:58the release of her new range of opinions.
44:00In their search for a way to uplaunch the far corner on an unsuspecting social media world,
44:05this could just be the opportunity they've been waiting for.
44:08We're going to be asking her this question.
44:10Which current US soccer player would you most like to date?
44:12Right.
44:13Like, that's what we want to know, right?
44:14That's the question.
44:15Yes.
44:16Okay, so she's in there, like, she's got to come out, right?
44:19Oh, hey guys.
44:20Hey.
44:21Hey, welcome to the far corner.
44:22But getting one of the world's most influential icons to appear and say something about soccer
44:26on a social media channel that hasn't officially been launched yet isn't quite as straightforward
44:31as it sounds.
44:32You guys filming?
44:33Okay, so...
44:34There's no filming here, right?
44:35Right.
44:36Okay, so this is not okay.
44:37Excuse me?
44:38We have every right to be here.
44:39Don't provoke him, ma'am, please.
44:41What did you just say?
44:42Um...
44:43Did you just call me ma'am?
44:44I'm asking you not to provoke my colleague.
44:46Okay, so we're shooting this, right?
44:48Uh, we're shooting it.
44:49Excuse me?
44:49So, actually, you know what?
44:51No.
44:51Like, maybe this is not a great idea, right?
44:53Okay, cool.
44:54Okay.
44:54Okay.
44:55Let's be calm here, friend.
44:57So I am not your friend?
44:59Miss, please.
45:00Miss?
45:01Okay, so you literally cannot do this, okay?
45:03This is not okay, okay?
45:04Okay.
45:04I think they can.
45:06What?
45:06Yeah, totally.
45:07Yeah, right, right, right.
45:11Now, we are not saying that you cannot play football in these cities in July.
45:15Right, no.
45:16Yeah, right.
45:16How you want to use this data is up to you, and anyway, we don't have the power to do
45:20that.
45:20No, but you strongly advise against it.
45:22Yeah, we do, yes, that's correct.
45:23For the reasons that we talked about.
45:25Absolutely.
45:26Yeah, 100%.
45:26Yeah, right.
45:37Sure.
45:51Yeah, nice one.
45:53Okay, so forgive me, Doctor, but…
45:54Oh, so just to be clear with you, Nick, I'm not actually a practicing physician.
45:58I am a professor of medical science.
46:00Okay, fine.
46:01Well, I'm not a doctor either, so I guess that makes two of us.
46:03Oh, I guess so.
46:04So forgive me, professor, and excuse my language here, but speaking as a lawyer, once shit like
46:08this gets out there in the public domain, like, what the fuck?
46:11So, what I can say to you is that we feel it is our duty to publish these findings.
46:15Absolutely.
46:16No, of course.
46:17Well, great.
46:17Good for you.
46:17So, just out of interest, professor, Eric Van de Betrance here.
46:20Yes, hi.
46:21By the way, this is such an important report.
46:24Yes, thank you.
46:25Yeah.
46:25So, am I right in thinking, with this kind of data, there is usually a margin for error,
46:29yes?
46:30So, there's always a margin of error with all data.
46:33Of course.
46:33Of course.
46:33Exactly so.
46:34So, I was wondering, what would it look like if we were to move the red line up by a
46:40degree
46:40or so?
46:41What?
46:41Right.
46:42So, unfortunately, you cannot just move the safety line around.
46:46Well, no.
46:46Exactly so.
46:47That is not how this works.
46:48Absolutely.
46:49So, then this can be what we call a speculative question in this moment?
46:52I'm sorry.
46:53This is a...
46:54Wait a minute.
46:55What is happening here?
46:56Ah, yes.
46:57Interesting.
46:58Actually, how are you doing that?
46:59Well, exactly.
47:00So, Emily right here is kind of a...
47:01No, no, no.
47:02But this is my screen.
47:04I'm sharing it with you.
47:05Of course.
47:06Of course.
47:06You can't do that.
47:07You can't do that.
47:08No one is moving the red line.
47:09Look, Eric, I think...
47:10What we see is that if we increase the margin of error by just...
47:13I will ask you to put the red line back exactly where it was, please.
47:16Yes.
47:16Yes.
47:17Of course.
47:17I won't believe it, sir.
47:18Right.
47:19Absolutely.
47:20Yes, Emily.
47:21So, whilst that's happening, shall we just use this moment to take a break?
47:25You know, just five minutes to stretch our legs and get some air.
47:27Absolutely.
47:28Yep.
47:28Nice one.
47:29If that's okay with...
47:29Oh.
47:30Yes, I know.
47:31I think she's gone.
47:32Right, okay.
47:33Yeah, I know.
47:33She has.
47:34Yes.
47:34Yeah, I know.
47:35100%.
47:39Hi.
47:40Hi.
47:41Well, I might just pick up a quick coffee.
47:43Yeah.
47:43Feels like it might come in handy somehow.
47:45Yeah, nice one.
47:46Yeah, no, it's good in there.
47:47I like it.
47:47Whilst the UN Health Agency's key data and Professor Fuchs are being reset, both Phil
47:53and Ian have come to the kitchen to breathe for a moment and think about other things.
48:01Yes.
48:01I was going to ask you something, Phil, actually.
48:03Sure.
48:03I mean, if you don't mind.
48:04For sure, yeah.
48:04No, go for it.
48:05I was going to ask you about Bill Shepard.
48:07Oh, right.
48:07Yeah.
48:08I mean, what happened to my predecessors obviously nothing to do with me, but I was just curious.
48:12Yeah.
48:15Yeah, so...
48:16No, the thing with Bill, he was a nice guy.
48:18Right.
48:18He was too nice.
48:19That was his problem.
48:20I mean, it could have been an accident.
48:22Right.
48:23You know, I mean, yes, he used to spend quite a lot of time up there.
48:26You know, phone calls, he'd take his coffee out there with him.
48:28At where?
48:29You've not been up to the roof terrace yet.
48:30The roof terrace?
48:31Yeah.
48:32No, I didn't know there was one.
48:33Right, no, you should go up there.
48:34It's nice, you know, nice view, a bit of fresh air.
48:35Right.
48:36No, it's great.
48:37And as I say, it could have been an accident.
48:39But saying that, for me, to be fair, I mean, yes, he was a fit guy, but for me, you'd
48:43have to be going somewhere to clear that wall.
48:47Right.
48:51Okay, so you drove this car into a ditch over many years, okay?
48:55So the way forward is for you to get out of the car.
48:58The break in the meeting is a good opportunity for people to catch up with things that might
49:02have got away from them, as well as for leg stretching and breathing.
49:05No, I haven't finished yet.
49:07Not to try to bribe our precious daughter, a beautiful young woman who is trying her best
49:12every single day and who I love more than anything else in this world because, to try
49:17to turn her against me because I will not have that, okay?
49:20I will not have that.
49:21But it seems that in one way or another, this is a day on which people are feeling the heat.
49:25Hi.
49:26Oh, hi, Ian.
49:27It's nice up here.
49:28Right.
49:29Good to get a bit of fresh air for five minutes.
49:31Absolutely.
49:33Right.
49:33Well.
49:35That was a great idea of yours.
49:36Oh, well, I don't know.
49:37But, you know, sometimes when you walk away from something and then walk back towards it
49:40again, you know.
49:45Okay, well, just to say, this is none of my business, but, oh, what happened?
49:52No.
49:52No, I knew this would happen.
49:53It's fine.
49:54No, no, no, it's not.
49:55No, answer it, please.
49:55It's just an estate agent.
49:57An estate agent.
49:57I mean a real estate agent.
49:58So you've got to answer it, right?
49:59Well, no, no, no.
50:00I mean, it's...
50:01Right.
50:02Good.
50:04Really, truly, you do not have to do that.
50:06Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
50:07It's just...
50:07I mean, I'm staying in a hotel at the moment, which is fine, but I'm looking at apartments.
50:12Okay.
50:13Well, at least I think I am, but after this experience, I'm not quite so sure.
50:16Right.
50:16Real estate agents, right?
50:18Yes, well.
50:18Don't get me started.
50:19Yes, anyway, but in the grand scheme of things, you know.
50:23The grand scheme?
50:23You know, there are more important things.
50:26Right.
50:27Yes.
50:31So, the way you got to the temperatures for each of the cities is the mean average between
50:36the highest daily temperature and lowest daily temperature in each case, right?
50:40That is correct, yes.
50:41Before too much longer, the Strategic Operations Group meeting is back underway, and in the break,
50:46VP Logistics and Execution, Owen Mitchell, has got granular with some of the data in the
50:51UNHA report on global heating.
50:53So, in the real world, there's actually a range of daily temperatures above and below
50:58that line for each of the cities.
51:00Exactly, yes.
51:01Right.
51:01So, here's the thing.
51:02I don't know.
51:02It's just an idea.
51:03But how would you feel about representing that range of real world temperatures in your
51:07graphic here?
51:09I'm sorry, I don't...
51:10So, it'd be the exact same data.
51:12In fact, it'd be more data, actually.
51:15You'd include the outlying highs and lows.
51:17Okay, so...
51:18But I guess what you would end up with is a zone instead of a line.
51:22A zone.
51:23Oh my god.
51:24Right, which I don't know might be...
51:25Yes.
51:25Oh my god, a zone.
51:26Which, I don't know, might be helpful.
51:28So, you mean in effect...
51:29No, no, it's happening again.
51:31Like it or not, it looks as if the kind of big solution that had seemed impossible only
51:36an hour ago might now be literally staring them in the face.
51:39Instead of it being above the safety line, it would end up being, as it were, in the safety
51:45zone instead.
51:46Right.
51:47No, you cannot do this.
51:48Why not?
51:48This is my screen, it is my line, it is my data.
51:51Ian's challenge now is to pull things together and reset the debate in a way that keeps everybody
51:57on side, regardless of which side they're on.
52:00I mean, just to underline the scale of ambition here, is there a version of this, if we could
52:04find a way of framing this so that you and your team were happy, Professor Fuchs?
52:07So, first of all, and to repeat, it is not my job to be happy or excited.
52:11No, well...
52:12Great, so you pretty much nailed that.
52:14But is there a version of this in which we as f***er come together with the UNHA at a
52:18critical moment for the planet?
52:19Oh my gosh.
52:20Working together to raise awareness of the connection between a warming environment and
52:24global health.
52:25Ian, that's so great.
52:26Using the power of soccer as the driver and an event on the scale of 2026 as the moment
52:30to finally reset the narrative around this whole thing.
52:33Exactly.
52:34This is what I am saying.
52:34What?
52:35I mean, it feels like there's a real opportunity available to us here, if we can just somehow
52:38seize it.
52:39Yeah, and if that doesn't work?
52:41Hats.
52:49Eventually, in one way or another, it's the end of another day.
52:53Hi.
52:54Yes, hi, yes.
52:55That was such a great meeting.
52:56Yes.
52:57I will say, I'll be honest with you, I was not comfortable with the way things were going.
53:00Well, no.
53:01But that is such a terrific place to get to in the end.
53:04Well, yes, let's hope.
53:05It's been quite a day, right?
53:06Yes, right.
53:07So, I was thinking about your search for an apartment.
53:10All right, were you?
53:11Right.
53:11I'm not sure if this would be of any interest to you, but I had an idea, kind of out
53:15of
53:15nowhere.
53:15Okay.
53:16So, it's a long story, but I know of somewhere.
53:18Right.
53:19Like I say, I don't know what you're looking for.
53:20Well, me neither, really.
53:22But I will say, it's a nice place and a great location.
53:24I mean, it's none of my business, but when you say you know of somewhere...
53:28Like I say, it's a long story.
53:29Yes.
53:30But it's there, anyway.
53:31I thought I'd mention it.
53:32Right.
53:33And by coincidence, it looks as if there could be an apartment somewhere in Sarah's life
53:37that might just fit perfectly in Ian's.
53:39Okay, well, thanks.
53:40That's, I mean...
53:41Sure.
53:42No, think about it.
53:42I must say, the no real estate agent part sounds appealing.
53:45Right, right?
53:46Yes.
53:47Who knows?
53:48In the grand scheme of things, it could work out for everybody, right?
53:50Yes.
53:52Yes.
53:53Yes.
53:53Thank you, sir.
53:54Yes.
53:55I'm welcome.
53:55Just a sign and say, tell me what this is.
53:55I want to say, I can't afford me.
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