00:01And Lesnar looking for an F5 on Ova Febby.
00:04He's got him on his shoulders, Febby though from behind.
00:07Oh, James Lesnar over the top, broken to the floor.
00:21The world was shocked that Brock Lesnar knew how to use FaceTime when he called
00:26the Pat McAfee show earlier this week to say he was on his way to Riyadh,
00:30on his way to the Rumble.
00:32Because he's a mass of DNA built to do one thing, wage war on humanity.
00:38Oh, God.
00:40Oh, decapitated.
00:43Brock Lesnar is massive.
00:45Has lasted over 35 minutes, F5 to Javon Evans.
00:51U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S. U.S.
00:58Ladies and gentlemen, as the immortal Gorilla Monsoon would say,
01:04the irresistible force meets the immovable object.
01:18Miz needs to get in there and hit them in the occipital protuberance.
01:23Well, Gorilla Monsoon for your Michael Cole.
01:26The Miz entering his 17th Royal Rumble match, one shy of the record, 18 held by Kane.
01:32Slide back out, Miz. It's not worth it.
01:35Yeah, smart.
01:37Brilliant.
01:38Well, he had his...
01:39He was knocked for a loop last night when he had that match with Dragunov,
01:43so he might not be thinking straight.
01:44Well, these guys all taking the cheap shots on the two big guys in there.
01:48Perhaps wasn't the smart thing to do,
01:50let the two big guys take each other out, but...
01:54Really a rush of blood to the head.
01:56They saw their chance of their working Dragunov.
01:58Oh, my God.
02:00Brock Lesnar just tossing Dragunov over the top rope into the floor.
02:06He's eliminated.
02:07Just a death grip, and Cody tries to hold on, dropped hard on that shoulder.
02:11Lesnar's just manhandling people.
02:14Shouldn't be a surprise.
02:16We've seen this from the very beginning,
02:18and now we are back to what we all want to see.
02:22The ruler and the beast.
02:33Here we go, Cole!
02:35German suplex to Femi!
02:37Outmaneuvered by the world's most famous combat athlete.
02:41How is it possible that Brock Lesnar looks bigger and bigger every time we see him?
02:49F5!
02:52Here at Paul Heyman, all excited out here.
02:55Another elimination for Lesnar.
02:57Corey Phoenix out of there.
02:59That's for coming.
03:00Try again next year and hope that Brock Lesnar isn't in there.
03:03It's funny, Paul Heyman's out here with Lesnar.
03:04It's like he threw the vision to the curb.
03:09The vision outside.
03:11The Maverick, Logan Paul are all out of here anyway.
03:14Why not throw your hat in the ring?
03:15The Maverick with a close line knocks down Lesnar.
03:18Two titans collide.
03:20I don't know what you're thinking of here.
03:21Well, Logan trying to hang on.
03:23Knocked off the top rope.
03:25Peel those fingers off.
03:27Oh!
03:27He made a mistake.
03:28He turned his back on Lesnar, and it cost the ruler.
03:31A little bit of a history lesson for all of you.
03:37Traditionally, WrestleMania had two main events.
03:43The title match and the Undertaker's streak.
03:51Now need I have to remind you, my client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertaker's
04:01undefeated streak at WrestleMania.
04:05Which means that main event spot went to Brock Lesnar.
04:12And now, the only dead man walking in WWE is the one that comes down the aisle to face Brock
04:25Lesnar.
04:32So I know what you're all asking.
04:35Who will fight Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania?
04:44I don't have a prediction.
04:47I don't even have a spoiler for you.
04:50Because when Brock Lesnar and I walked through that locker room,
04:54there wasn't one person that was man enough that I could identify that would step up and
05:01take the ass kicking of biblical proportions that await them at WrestleMania against Brock Lesnar.
05:13I don't think anyone is going to answer Brock Lesnar's open challenge for WrestleMania.
05:24Because if you take a good look at that locker room, let's be honest.
05:30You can have all the title matches you want.
05:34The real main event at WrestleMania is whomever's gonna get their ass kicked and
05:41conquered versus Brock Lesnar.
05:47And there's no one, no one in that locker room with the balls to take that ass kicking at WrestleMania
06:02from Brock Lesnar.
06:19It is so scary when this man takes his time like this.
06:25Lesnar licking his chops, surveying the scene.
06:28Look out in front row.
06:30Just wiping people out.
06:34That didn't go well.
06:35Good God.
06:37Bodies being thrown everywhere by Lesnar.
06:47I don't blame him.
06:48Well, that wasn't wise.
06:50God.
06:51Break his back on the stairs.
06:53Suplex into the barricade.
06:55Lesnar out of control.
07:00And remember, Corey Seth Rollins isn't medically cleared to compete.
07:04I don't think Lesnar cares.
07:06Step to the beast at your own risk.
07:11Brock Lesnar is wiping out a dozen men.
07:20And he doesn't look like Seth Rollins' plan worked this time around.
07:28Move.
07:30Suplex City.
07:49What?
07:50What?
07:50Goiben!
07:52Technology —
07:55Good job!
08:00Good job!
08:01Good job!
08:04Good job!
08:04You two, Steven.
08:06Good job!
08:08Good job!
08:09Are we?
08:09Good job?
08:14All the women war- Gesundheit is really?
08:17Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba! Oba's got breath!
08:47The Ruler just put down the beast!
09:04Corey!
09:10Are they going with Benny?
09:11They have just accepted Brock Lesnar's WrestleMania Open Challenge.
09:18Did The Undertaker get revenge on Brock Lesnar?
09:22No, no, no, no, no.
09:24And then came along everyone else that was gonna be the one to beat the one in 21 and 1.
09:30Let's go through the list.
09:32Well, there was Goldberg.
09:34Well, no, no, it wasn't Goldberg.
09:36Well, there was Braun Strowman.
09:39Well, no, no, it wasn't Braun Strowman.
09:41Well, there was Dean Ambrose.
09:44But no, no, it wasn't Dean Ambrose.
09:47It was Bobby Lashley.
09:49But no, it wasn't Bobby Lashley.
09:51It wasn't AJ Styles.
09:52And it wasn't John Cena.
09:55No.
09:59And it's not gonna be Obafemi who had his WrestleMania moment when he put his foot
10:05on the chest of Brock Lesnar and pointed to the side.
10:09Because that's your WrestleMania moment.
10:12You peaked.
10:13That's the biggest moment of your career.
10:15Because at WrestleMania, you're gonna be beaten.
10:19You're gonna be taken to Suplex City.
10:21You're gonna be F5.
10:23You're gonna be victimized.
10:25Obafemi.
10:25Damn it, you will be conquered by Barack Lesnar.
10:35Go.
10:49Where are they going?
10:53Go.
10:55Go.
10:56I won't go.
10:58Go.
11:00Go.
11:00Go.
11:02Go.
11:03Go.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
12:26Oh, my God.
12:29Oh, my God.
12:59Guys, we don't believe that Oba is overhyped, but he's a wannabe ruler.
13:12Well, if you notice, tonight, Brock Lesnar is dressed to fight.
13:26Because Brock Lesnar has authorized me to let everybody know that I've seen this
13:33happen for 25 years in WWE and in UFC.
13:38That when somebody locks eyes with Brock Lesnar ready to fight, that man pisses all over himself.
13:48That man leaves a puddle in the ring that has to be mopped up.
13:53And while they're mopping up the piss from Oba Femi, they might as well mop up Oba Femi from the
14:00beating he takes from Brock Lesnar.
14:05Enough!
14:06Enough!
14:07Oba Femi, get your ass out here right now!
14:22Well, no security guard is gonna stop the ruler.
14:27Oba Femi marching his way to the ring as Brock Lesnar waits for combat.
14:33Oh, my God!
14:36Pierce, you might wanna get NYPD on the phone.
14:39Pierce might wanna get the hell out of the way!
14:44We don't have to wait for WrestleMania!
14:47Rock is ready for a fight!
14:50Femi's ready for a fight!
15:05Well, that's at the Triple H. Paul Levesque is here, the CEO.
15:08Rock is ready for a fight!
15:17She's ready for a fight!
15:34Go!
15:44I understand Paul Levesque trying to keep these two separate
15:48before WrestleMania.
15:51WrestleMania, you want it?
15:53That's where it's going.
15:54That's where it's going.
15:57Oh, no.
16:18It is my honor to introduce to you the Conqueror of the Ruler,
16:27because this is one ruler that just can't measure up.
16:35And he can't measure up to the real main event of WrestleMania,
16:43the Beast, Barack Leifner!
17:11And Brock Lesnar's opponent at WrestleMania,
17:15the Ruler, Oba Family!
17:21Don't work.
17:21Everybody's with WWE!
18:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:14oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:15oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:15oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:15oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:15oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
18:39And Brock Lesnar wasting a little time
18:42Going after Alba Febby
18:43As Febby trying to get in the ring
18:45And Alba driving Brock into the ring post
18:49Febby caught the beast
18:51Alba Febby thwarting the attack by Lesnar
18:54The sneak attack
18:55And Alba man through a table
18:58As Alba Febby is mad at Lesnar
19:00And Febby taking the fight to the beast
19:03Got an army of security out here
19:05But I don't know if it's going to be enough
19:07Yeah, good luck
19:09You're going to need the entire National Guard out here
19:12Lesnar breaks free
19:14Lesnar into the pile
19:15Lesnar patted away on Febby
19:23And Alba Febby
19:25Oh baby
19:26And Febby into the fray
19:28And Febby and Lesnar beat the hell out of each other
19:31Oh my goodness
19:40Lesnar tossing furniture
19:42Febby tossing furniture
19:55Back in the saddle again
20:00Back in the saddle again
20:02Back in the saddle again
20:04Back in the saddle again
20:04Back in the saddle again
20:04Back in the saddle again
20:04Back in the saddle again
20:04Back in the saddle again
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20:05Back in the saddle again
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