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Oops I Had the President's Wolf Babies - FULL Reelshort
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04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard. Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:19Alright, fine. Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:22I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:35Already drinking in style, you two are going places.
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little furballs now.
05:44What the hell? I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:48So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:53Who's dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now. I won't bite.
05:59Wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two? We're the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy, hug.
06:35Okay, okay. Mommy's good babies.
06:39Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:47This might just last them one day.
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:02I, I get it.
07:10Bro, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We gotta get her a gift.
07:17I think I smell Dad.
07:48Hello?
07:50Hello?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:15you think you're qualified?
08:19Quick qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights.
08:27And you, you just lay around for a few months, spread your legs and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:36Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Miss Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:53We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh no, oh no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code Red.
09:39Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:42Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh my God.
09:45If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maids orders.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are!
10:02Right here!
10:05Oh my God.
10:06Caught Red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room.
10:14Mr. President, I, I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:24They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House so they dumped the stuff in my room to
10:27throw everyone off or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:38Just tell the truth already.
10:39Ma'am, look at me.
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive.
10:44Mr. President, don't forget.
10:46This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't.
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:11I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:15No, I'm not a spy. I swear.
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my God.
11:29Get down from there now.
11:31That's the president.
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch.
11:47You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:50Someone, kill these animals.
11:52Throw them in the trash.
11:53No!
11:58Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
12:01I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:03They're like my own kids.
12:05I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:07It's hard enough.
12:08Please, don't hurt them.
12:09I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:11And they won't chew up your shoes.
12:15Mr. President!
12:16These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:20And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:26You really like them, huh?
12:30Well, duh.
12:31They're my kids.
12:32Of course I like them.
12:34Yes!
12:34They're adorable!
12:36Please just let me keep them.
12:37I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:39I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:44Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:47Wish they were werewolves.
12:49This ends here.
12:50No one speaks of this.
12:52Thank you, Mr. President.
13:04We're finally gone.
13:06You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:10If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:14You can be her little hand warmers.
13:25Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:31Not so strays.
13:32The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:33But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:37No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:41So why lie?
13:43I wasn't pregnant.
13:44That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:45That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap.
13:49One whiff, and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:56Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:59Yes, sir.
14:10Hey, easy now.
14:12I won't bite.
14:13But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:19What is that woman hiding?
14:24Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:28Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:33I didn't see anything.
14:37Tell the truth.
14:39Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:40I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:43She gave birth of two puppies.
14:46And then, I passed out from shock.
14:50You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups?
14:53Yes, I swear.
14:54Every word is true.
14:55I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:58So that's it.
14:59Yesterday was so weird.
15:01Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:05But he totally let me off.
15:06And he even touched my pups.
15:08Maybe he likes dogs, too?
15:09Get the cages ready.
15:10I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:20Quick!
15:21Hide!
15:27What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:29Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:32Feeding dogs?
15:33With people's dishes?
15:35Leah Cole.
15:35This is the White House, not your trailer park.
15:38Now hand over those mutts.
15:40The president said I could keep them.
15:42The president runs a country.
15:44You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:48Search the place.
15:49Find those little beasts.
15:51I'm throwing them out myself.
15:59Stop!
16:00The president said I could keep them.
16:02You can't...
16:03Out of my way!
16:10You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:12Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:16Let me tell you something.
16:18You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:21There, you little bastards are!
16:25Grab them.
16:28Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:31Kill them!
16:32Do it now!
16:35No!
16:37Hit her.
16:50Don't move.
16:51You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:56Promise me.
16:58Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:03Okay, Mommy.
17:05Okay, Mommy.
17:07What are you waiting for?
17:09Pull those little beasts out!
17:12No!
17:13Don't hurt my kids!
17:15Kids?
17:16What kids?
17:23Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:27You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:30You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:34You're disgusting!
17:35You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:40You scheming little bitch.
17:42I'm not letting you stick around.
17:45I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:48Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:59Babies, don't be scared.
18:02Mommy's here.
18:03What are you waiting for?
18:04Hit her too!
18:05Feed her until she stops moving!
18:19I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:31Mr. President.
18:32Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:35This place is beneath you.
18:36Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:37I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:39Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:41Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:43I was worried about rabies.
18:44What if they pose a risk to you?
18:45I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:50She's...
18:51She's lying.
18:51She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:53Sorry I'm late.
19:03She's后-
19:03These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:10She's lying.
19:24oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:31he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety
19:49you too are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:53mr president we if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn
19:58fast they're short on people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment
20:03looks like mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has
20:10extensive bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs
20:14oint applied regularly i'll do it
20:22um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:28oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:33other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:41i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for seeing me mr president
20:49come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:57olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
21:03business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:10mine what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:17leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president
21:23this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with
21:30this man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too
21:35fast i am
21:36not ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate
21:41as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then
21:45this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner
21:48party too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:57are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf their real
22:04identity
22:04has to stay hidden for now
22:13miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out baby
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:42got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:48leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:52should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:56easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
23:02there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:08mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:15got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:23mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:40who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:45princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:09mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:19the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:37marry
24:37him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:43allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:51he actually said it
24:57mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:05don't be afraid
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean she's
25:12simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship i'm counting on all of you please
25:16leave her alone
25:20miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:24i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:28i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door they say they're looking
25:43for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for i didn't
25:46dare stop them
25:50my babies
25:53you
25:53you
25:57you
25:58you
25:58Gracias.
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