00:02Faking, huh? Just to stay home from school. Now, ladies and gentlemen, Lynch, don't you wait a second, mate. You're
00:06going to be punished. Now, you go to school right now, and I can't. It's too late. Well, then, go
00:11in the other room and do your homework. I ain't done it. Well, Knucklehead has got it. I'll go right
00:16over to Knucklehead's house right now, and I'll get your homework. But Knucklehead ain't home right now. He's working over
00:22at his uncle's restaurant, all right? And I'll go right over to his uncle's restaurant, and I'll get the homework
00:27right now.
00:28Oh, great. Just terrific. There's only one thing I don't know. What's that? What's the arithmetic? All right, we'll do
00:38something very, very easy. Now, tell me, how much is one and one?
00:43Venturi? Yeah? Would you do me a favor? Let your homework go and come in here for a minute. Something's
00:48wrong with the faucet. It doesn't work. Okay, Lynch.
00:51No, Nile. You're going to have too much. I say let T.D. show it young now. Silence is driving
00:57me out of my mind.
00:59Oh, for you, Wolf, as a job, I don't charge. You want it soft? I warned you not to use
01:04so much soft on your eggs. I happen to be an expert on eggs. I once knew three fellows.
01:10Oh, need that. Yeah, turn the more thing in. Terrence is cool, and I'm all by myself at last.
01:15Listen, one hero, would you ever tell me? I'm not to add. Give me a salad. You're three. One salad,
01:21cool enough.
01:22Then he wouldn't see me.
01:24Eh, eh, eh, eh. It's a village. Now, I'll just put one over here. Eh, eh. Another one there.
01:34What is it? Look, uh, you see that little valve down there? This light? Mm-hmm.
01:39When I say all right, will you turn that on, please? Okay. Clearly, he was speaking in code, and wants
01:46us to drive this cheese wedge into those little monsters, just as I planned.
01:51No, Mutley, we can't win fairly. We are villains. Edo, we have to cheat.
01:57Oh, I did. Or least I hope it was me. Otherwise, no one's using my voice without my permission, which
02:00is a very unsettling thing to have happen.
02:02Trevor T. Dettlemouse, attorney of law, my card. And you are? How do I do it, huh? I must be
02:07psychic. And, in fact, I am pleased to meet you, Barney Hilltooth.
02:11My card. Trevor T. Dettlemouse, professor of entomology. That's the study of bugs, by the way.
02:16Now, why did I ask you here in the first place, huh? That's the last time I'll ever ask the
02:20two of you to drop by, I can tell you that much.
02:22So, now the truth comes out. This is really about Zanzibar, isn't it? I have a cousin in Zanzibar, but,
02:28uh, wouldn't it be faster to take the main highway?
02:30Uh, there's a shortcut right over that way. Well, I should hope so. I know the way, like, the back
02:35of my hand.
02:36Hmm, that's not the back of my hand. I've never seen that before. When is that? But it's not bad.
02:40Makes for nice change of pace every now and again.
02:42Okay, beg. Well, but sets have only only for five minutes, so I have very little to compare it with.
02:46Uh, I, awash, will be unable to cross in a similar manner, being of the height which I am. And
02:52I cannot swim, because I've just had this for a dry clean.
02:54It's a much more docile, though, creature.
02:56I hardly think so. Where else would we be? If we were somewhere else, then who would be here? And
03:02this someone else, who was someplace else, wouldn't be us, and we wouldn't be waiting now, would we? It only
03:07stands to reason.
03:08Go down now, you tooth. Uh, I was gonna accompany you to Zanzibar in case you've forgotten.
03:14I say, that one is the right road. Or at least, it's the road off to the right, and chances
03:19are the right road would be the right road, or at least the other 50-50.
03:23No, my dear, we are here just as we should be. Trevor T. Tittlemouse? Dentist, my kind.
03:29I knew the left road was the right road. Uh, there's a rumor, you know, that the world is round.
03:35So I should imagine that if one were to look long enough, and hard enough, one might very well find
03:41oneself, uh, sooner or later. Or that at least is a theory of mine.
03:45Uh, no thank you, we already have one.
03:47Hardly surprising. Keeping the body on one side and not the other is, after all, the purpose of a wall.
03:53If it did not mention thusly, it would not be a wall. It would be a barn, or a toad,
03:57or something entirely different.
03:58If, as they say, you are what you ate, I believe this fellow's consumed one too many nuts.
04:04Whose time is this? Oh, it's mine. Quite, thank you. Otherwise, uh, nice enough form of transportation, I'd experienced worse.
04:10And as such as winter, I remembered how it...
04:12No, is that all you think about? Nothing on your mind but breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Very negative view of
04:18the animals. Critically depressed, that's what I call them.
04:21Could you, uh, uh, slow down just a little bit?
04:24And we worked quite well as a team.
04:26Why didn't Joe fill the mine car? Who's got the key? All right, I'll leave. Joe, Joe, and you, Joe,
04:32over here. What happened here? Joe, go get us the wagon.
04:35No, this is the right place, all right, but someone's been here. Quiet, quiet, they might still be here. And
04:44stick together. They're here, in the bed. Hold it, guys. Huddle. We're just gonna have to wake her up and
04:51tell her to clear out.
04:52Okay. Joe, you tell her to leave. Hold it. Let her stay here till morning, but we're gonna have to
04:58keep an eye on her. Joe, you're on guard first. Then you take over, Joe. Then Joe, you relieve Joe.
05:04Then Joe, Joe, and Joe. Got it? Who are you? I'm Joe.
05:08Uh, me, Joe. And over there is Joe. At one state and next to Joe is Joe. And here and
05:14over there we have Joe. And, uh, here and here and here is Joe.
05:18Uh, now, if we might inquire, what do you mean messing up our home like that? We didn't say we
05:23wanted you to leave. Uh, we don't have a guest, Drew. We don't? Uh, don't you move a muscle. We'll
05:28build you a guest. Uh, not to worry. We love to work. You know, you might just be on to
05:33something. Uh, no, that's not bad. Grab the sewer, Joe. We're gonna have to make this door about an elbow
05:38wider.
05:39Uh, hey, you've done this before, haven't you? Now, be careful while we're gone. Don't let anybody in. Uh, must
05:44be lunchtime. I have half-past.
05:47Then it could be my watch's clock. No need to panic. It's probably a perfectly logical explanation why she's not
05:52here.
05:52And she could take a nap for a lot of shopping. Hold it.
05:56I taught us how to work together, remember? Let's take this corset off of her. Uh, are you all right?
06:01Joe, get a glass of water. Now, let's get her to bed.
06:04Uh, all right. Joe, you collect the eggs. Uh, Joe, you get the milk. Joe, you get the vegetables out
06:09of the garden.
06:10Joe and I are gonna get the fruit from the orchard. Uh, Joe, collect some mushrooms from one of the
06:14pine trees.
06:15And, Joe, get some of that sweet honey. We all work together. Uh, take special care.
06:21Uh, we keep it nice and tidy.
06:24Uh, little Joe, you put the food on the table. Well, we go and we get... It's got to eat
06:29to get strong again.
06:30Um, Joe, didn't you have a piece of bread put away? She's not wearing one, Joe.
06:35Oh, uh, must have been me. Did you say she's alive?
06:38Wait, uh, get the magic wand, Joe, before she turns us into a tall table.
06:42He's at shop. Sorry, pointing. Not at me, silly.
06:45Get her. Oh, good job, Joe. Really good job, Joe.
06:49Make way for the king. Make way for the king.
06:53Nice chicken. Chicken.
06:55We could fry you and find out. Orchids, your highness.
07:00Indeed, it is.
07:02Then how come more the calendars say Tuesday?
07:04Quiet, chicken.
07:06Yes, a loathsome species anyway.
07:09Ordnance 12,746.
07:11All orchids to be removed from the country.
07:14Perhaps we could replace them with begonias.
07:17Guess on date.
07:18Very sire.
07:20Ordnance 8,492.
07:22No one shall look as good as the king.
07:24Oh, dreadful oversight on my part.
07:28I should have ordered larger mirrors.
07:31Consider it done, you bustle-bound nitwit.
07:34He was referring to me about my failure to coordinate the middle width with your chest sides.
07:39Why do you insist on repeating my words at the most in opportune times?
07:44On that point, I would have to agree.
07:47I don't know, your highness. I've never seen her before.
07:49Obviously a tourist, a visitor, just passing through.
07:52Nine to ten, hairstylist.
07:54Ten to eleven, manicure and better cure.
07:56Twelve to one, tanning session.
07:57One to three, a gym with coastal trainer.
07:59Four to four fifteen, meet with cabinet so you can fire them all.
08:02And who is the lucky girl?
08:05Leonette.
08:05I see. And is he to be notified in advance, or will you marry her, first and then tell her?
08:12I have to rearrange all my plans, just because he wants to get married, and not as young as I
08:18used to leave, and that head wing, and that you wouldn't believe.
08:21Yes, yes, fascinating. Oh, Rachel, sorry. Now, is it done?
08:27Well, it's like this, and you have the nerve to ask me for a race.
08:32Now answer my question. Has everything been arranged?
08:35He must, a million's capsule, is the two-step to my taking the throne to see Emperor Raj.
08:41There are still minor arrangements to be made.
08:43No matter how many times I hear that mass laugh, it still gives me their willies. What would that be?
08:50Oh, no, no, no, Emperor Raj. I come to offer you something.
08:54No, this is even better. I have a plan to take the throne from that median, but there may be
09:00trouble from General Glump and his soldiers.
09:02If I could count on you to help to neutralize Glump's troops when I assume the throne, a portion of
09:08the territories might be ceded to you in thanks.
09:12Back at work.
09:13This is Friday. It's the day before your wedding. You'll want to choose the flowers, be fitted for your wedding
09:21darts, send invitations, pick the appetizers.
09:25You'll want to bathe so you can be fresh and clean as you plan your new life with Leonette.
09:33My last morning of playing nursemaid, I must remember to change the sheets.
09:38How many times have I told you to keep your voice down?
09:42How many times have I told you not to repeat my plans?
09:46What good are you to me, Ricardo?
09:48Go on. Tell me. Tell me what good you are to me.
09:52You're the worst, Ricardo.
09:54You are a good dance teacher.
09:56I'll take the throne at the right moment.
09:58First, I want to see how that bull Glump takes the news that King Maximilian is missing.
10:02This has turned it out better than I'd hoped. Not only is Maximilian out of the way, but now Blump
10:10is nowhere to be found.
10:11This is where we say goodnight, Ricardo. That's the King's bedroom. I thought I'd try it on for size.
10:18I do love the sound of that. I think I'll enjoy being...
10:21I don't understand. Good evening, my useless, incompetent, brainless little friend.
10:28Who are you calling me, little?
10:30I gave you one task, to lead the hunters to Maximilian, and it was too much for you.
10:35No excuses. You failed me, Bert, in all his glorious thick-headed denseness.
10:42Thanks to you, I'll have to take more drastic steps.
10:45You have a visitor. Miss Leonette is downstairs.
10:49Yes. Leonette, the closet I miss. The door to your dressing room is over there.
10:56Oh, there's a pretty roar. You don't often hear roars like that. Have I got an earful for you?
11:03Then who is he?
11:05Who cares who he is? All you have to do is expose him as a fake and take over the
11:09throne.
11:10Everyone likes this faker. If I overthrow him, they might fight back. They might support him.
11:16Now is the time to strike, Great Emperor. This pretended to the throne doesn't have King Maximilian's courage.
11:22He'll flee if the tide is attacked. The army has no leader.
11:26I offer you a full three-quarters of the kingdom, Magnificent One.
11:29Excellent.
11:31Careful, you fools! You're wrecking my city!
11:33Of course. I didn't mean to say, my. I meant to say, we had a deal.
11:39Anyone tries to stop me and a fool's gonna fly.
11:42Oh, no. Don't tell me it's King Maximilian. Come to rest, you fair, Leonette.
11:48Your history, Irwin.
11:50Okay, Leonette. Okay, I get the point. You don't have to beat it into the ground.
11:55You don't have to beat it into the ground.
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