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The Boys S05E01 (2026)
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00:30U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!, U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S
00:35.A! U.S.A!
00:37Thank you. Thank you and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. Places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:21Starlight is running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
01:33And together we soared into a new golden gun.
01:52Keep going.
01:56Starlight!
01:59Resignated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
02:03Proudly serving the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
02:09The minimum is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future, has grossed over 2 billion.
02:16Do not get me started on the Evita margins.
02:20But all of this is the most important truth.
02:24Is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
02:31Our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:38What do you think Starlight tried to do on this other board?
02:42Got it!
02:42Is there no depth to what that little wha-
02:46We're wondering, Queen Mayhem.
02:47We cut the Evita.
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no.
02:51Just these two, please!
02:51No, what? So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Mayhem, no! You stay back! All of you, stay back!
03:00You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:06Who the f***?
03:33This was an AI-generated disinformation campaign, period.
03:37And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they see-
03:41Stay back!
03:42I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:46Stay back!
03:49I'll laser every-
03:50Ladies and gentlemen, the Vice President of the United States.
04:00Tough day.
04:02Sad day.
04:04When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
04:08This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by Marxist starlighters.
04:13Let's open it up.
04:15Chris Hayes.
04:16Vice President Barrett.
04:18Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
04:20And no. Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
04:26the US of A.
04:27That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
04:31Honestly.
04:32Do better?
04:33What about your so-called freedom camps? The starlighter dissidents?
04:36More clickbait.
04:38I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp?
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later.
04:42We've been ready.
04:44In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
04:49their collarbone.
04:50The share price is only down half a point.
04:52Besides that, damage is minimal.
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible.
04:57Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh?
05:02Peter Thiel.
05:03The Obamas calling you for advice.
05:07Everyone loves you.
05:09You can't really think I care.
05:10Maybe you didn't used to.
05:12It's all for you.
05:13Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
05:15The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
05:22Saying that maybe I even did something to my son?
05:29No, everyone knows that Ryan is...
05:33Sorry, that he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
05:38That story's holding.
05:40We're good.
05:42How about you, Sage?
05:44Are you good?
05:47I'm fine.
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
05:52You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No.
05:56Then, just tell me.
05:58How did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I was humiliated!
06:07As if people don't hate me enough!
06:09Your numbers are north of 96.
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,
06:12but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
06:16Word counts.
06:16Have you seen the memes?
06:18Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them should be a crime.
06:26Yes, but we can't go...
06:30Oh, you're serious.
06:32Uh, sir.
06:34Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
06:36It keeps people afraid.
06:37Shut up.
06:37No, no, no, no, no!
06:40You promised me, Caesar.
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends.
06:43Well, I can relate to that.
06:45But I need people to be devoted.
06:48To me!
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot.
06:52I told you.
06:53No matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
07:03You know what's gonna make me happy.
07:06I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
07:16I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
07:25That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
07:33Consider it done, sir.
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08:316
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Sorry.
08:48What did you do, Petit?
08:52Also, Pills of Venice Exploits.
08:56Enjoy.
09:18Put it on my friend.
09:28No, no, no!
09:29No!
09:30No!
09:32No!
09:37No!
09:39No!
09:41Luis!
09:42La bebida!
09:43No!
09:44No!
09:45No!
09:52No!
09:58No!
10:00No!
10:03No!
10:04No!
10:05It's all you have to say.
10:07What?!
10:14No!
10:15No!
10:46Hello, Dad.
10:49Billy.
10:57You are a wanted man.
10:59Me, Judy.
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in,
11:06say hello
11:06to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof is no God, innit?
11:12Yeah, she's dead
11:14and there you are.
11:17Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29I fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you
11:32about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:38I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me
11:40don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44What did you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:52In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And then he come home.
12:17And you called him a little poof.
12:21Well...
12:22Never looked at us again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me,
12:44gave me the belt or whatever.
12:46Made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:51I'll show you.
12:54Son...
12:55Please.
12:56I know.
12:58I've got long to go.
13:00Waste of time.
13:03I know.
13:05Go, give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:10Don't...
13:12You don't gotta change, never.
13:21Who says...
13:22I wanna change?
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding.
13:39Are you scared?
13:41No.
13:41I...
13:41I just love being at work.
13:43It's, um...
13:43It's exciting.
13:44Room temperature like you like.
13:50Have a good show.
13:57I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
13:58Tell him it's for me.
14:00Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
14:02I'm telling Jerry I said fuck off.
14:04If he wants to trim the budget,
14:05how about going after a show
14:05that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:13Howdy there, boss.
14:16Dude you look bashing today.
14:18Well, my whole life
14:21has been dedicated to saving these people.
14:23And yet their hearts
14:24are fluttering
14:26like...
14:27fucking rabbits.
14:29Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:32Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
14:34I know they just look up to you is all.
14:44Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away
14:46like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
14:47Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
14:49I don't want to be making milk.
14:51I do more than anything.
14:53Them pills just janked up my tick or something awful.
14:58They were killing me.
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using
15:13bleeding edge technologies
15:15like A.I.
15:17Which means artificial intelligence.
15:19So Starlight did use that dang fangled A.I.
15:23First she went and deepfaked Thomas Godalkin himself.
15:26Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew.
15:35Then she went and A.I. this so-called
15:39Flat 37 video.
15:41Oh, God. Sloppy word.
15:43If we freeze it...
15:44Here. Yeah.
15:46I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
15:50Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
15:55Yes, it is.
16:05Okay.
16:08Okay.
16:19Oh, God.
16:20Okay.
16:28We have to wait until the beautiful-foot the bar we go,
16:29We have to wait until we got a CD-T-T.
16:29I know it.
16:29All right.
16:29I know it.
16:29Uh-huh.
16:30Okay.
16:59I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
17:00They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him, Huey and him, and send me two hours.
17:11Look, I know you don't trust me.
17:15But Frenchy's a dead man, we ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17I got a CIA at Gulfstream, gassing up a pluridel.
17:22Will's up on now.
17:31Smile, Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
17:37Ivy, you can't talk like that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
17:42It's hopeless.
17:44Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir, chased by sharks inside of a whale,
17:52shot at by Russians, almost blown up at hero-gasm, and laser-dead bought on ice.
17:57Look, the point is, oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story.
18:01The point is, by all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or crazy, or both.
18:07Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
18:11Hey, get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus.
18:14Hey, get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:19Come down, break now!
18:20Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:35See?
18:37He gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:42I said fuck you, son.
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
18:53That's why I cut out all women.
18:54No love, no sex, no problems.
18:58And literally, bro, I have never felt manlier.
19:02Think about this.
19:03Okay.
19:04Romance.
19:05Flowers.
19:06Cuddling.
19:06Kissing.
19:07That's beta male shit, bro!
19:09That's super gay.
19:11War, am I right?
19:13Yes, and you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did, whatever that baby-murdering three out
19:21of ten thought she was gonna do, it didn't work.
19:24Oh, bollocks.
19:26Half a bottle of rum, and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
19:29What the fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:36Oh, wow.
19:39You're just getting so oily, like hugging a McRib.
19:41Wait, did you just...
19:43How?
19:44Fucking speech therapy, and fucking therapy therapy, and so much fucking TikTok.
19:48Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
19:5016-hour flight, and not a fucking peep.
19:52Because all you can say is, oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
19:55Like the better with a mouth shut.
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Fog got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces, so they deported me to Manila.
20:01I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747, but I fell out at 10,000
20:05feet.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That took a hot minute to regrow.
20:09They found my asshole, like, a mile away.
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and means, love.
20:15How many men are you down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love.
20:22Nothing to be scared of.
20:24I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No.
20:29Hearty and Hale.
20:30See, that's the mistake most people make.
20:32They try to fight the cancer.
20:34Nice one putting Flight 37 out there.
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch.
20:38Oh, of course it did.
20:39I'm Lander's fuming.
20:41He's going to execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
20:47Of course, it's a trap.
20:50A question.
20:51There's what else we're going to do, science-walking to it.
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy.
21:01You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
21:05The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
21:07And I'm Lander.
21:10Now, are you going to help us serve the boys?
21:13Or not?
21:26So, I have a signal.
21:28So, I'm doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed.
21:32What?
21:33So, in 36 hours, we...
21:38They're finally fucking doing it.
21:39They're trying to drive it, Annie.
21:40The question to show is, why no?
21:47Flight 37 video.
21:49Half or not type shit.
21:50They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in,
21:53and they door in.
21:55Fuck that.
21:56I'm getting out of here first.
22:00We're going to need a lot more molotovs, so let's get going.
22:06How did you get these?
22:07Fly-by.
22:08I took it myself.
22:10Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
22:12That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
22:15So, how come you didn't spring then?
22:17Honestly, they've been safer there.
22:21It's this one.
22:23Getting in won't be easy.
22:25A perimeter's just open space.
22:26That's what I'm telling you.
22:27I'm not a bloke.
22:28I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
22:30He might be able to help.
22:32But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we going to get out?
22:34Leave that to me.
22:36I have something we can call.
22:40All right.
22:46You like croissants?
22:47Do we?
22:48Why?
22:52Oh, no.
22:52These two.
22:53No, no.
22:54These two.
22:54No, what?
22:55So they control them.
22:55Old Lander?
22:56Hey, you want to see us?
23:02Should we come back?
23:08Can you believe the gall?
23:10Cooking up these lies about me.
23:12Tarnishing my good name.
23:16Fake garbage.
23:17Right.
23:19Oh, right.
23:19Yes, totally, sir.
23:20I know.
23:21Starlight.
23:22Spirulence.
23:23Filthy.
23:24What a fucking lightweight.
23:26I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you?
23:31Am I right?
23:32Always, sir.
23:33So then, why'd you let her get away?
23:39Don't you look at him like that.
23:41Where the fuck were you?
23:42I was there.
23:43Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage.
23:45Right?
23:46Bro.
23:47Well, it's been a year.
23:49It's been a year.
23:50A full lap of the sun.
23:51And you haven't found a train.
23:55Or butcher.
23:56You're more starlight.
24:02It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
24:06I mean, I know you're not.
24:07That would be suicidal.
24:11You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
24:18And it turns out, he betrayed me.
24:24He liked a couple of starlight posts in the past.
24:27And a horrible meme about me.
24:30It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
24:35Sir, you can check my history.
24:36I've never liked one of her shitty posts here.
24:37Just check it.
24:38Look.
24:38That won't be necessary.
24:39But, gentlemen.
24:43Do your fucking jobs.
24:45Yes, sir.
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16You could have had my back in there.
25:18Bro, you're not the real noir.
25:20Okay?
25:21You can talk.
25:22Look, I get method.
25:23Okay?
25:24I fucked with Stella Adler.
25:25I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
25:27We literally never broke character.
25:29Hey.
25:30But enough's enough.
25:35Bro!
25:36I always thought I'd stay single.
25:37But you know what they say.
25:39How do you make God laugh?
25:40Make a plan.
25:41Ain't that the truth.
25:43So there I was at the national prayer breakfast.
25:45And I look across the table.
25:46And it was...
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven.
25:55Amen.
25:56Amen.
25:56Oh, Father himself.
25:58Head pastor, president, and CEO.
26:01Samaritan's Embrace Ministries after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
26:04God rest his soul.
26:05Amen.
26:05Well, you two are just a super able.
26:07Union for the ages.
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
26:16For me, it was love at first sight.
26:18I knew he was going to say that.
26:20Try marrying a mind reader.
26:22Powerful.
26:25Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
26:33People don't need a handout.
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
26:38Isn't white a color too?
26:39Let's cut.
26:42Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
26:45Cut!
26:46Sage, my sister in Christ.
26:49Um, no.
26:50I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
26:52Or his baby sky ghost.
26:54I need the vice president.
26:56Give us the room.
26:57Fuck.
26:58How is married life?
27:00The power of Christ can tell you to fuck him.
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
27:05It's touchy.
27:06Hey, it's not my fault.
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as a VP.
27:11Maybe.
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
27:15That was a patriotic thing to do.
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:17I'm about to kill D.E.I.
27:18Uh, not today or not.
27:20He wants more Starlighters arrested.
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
27:26Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
27:32Cyberterrorists are terrorists too.
27:36True.
27:38True.
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
27:48We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
27:51But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.
27:54I know, I couldn't help but notice.
27:56You registered Barrett for President.com, Net, and Org.
28:00It's exploratory.
28:01You're a soup.
28:03Made you fucking vice president.
28:04As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
28:09Everything will come up, Ashley.
28:11Yeah.
28:12Good talk.
28:13Good talk.
28:22Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
28:27Woman.
28:29You're huge.
28:31Reacher.
28:32Know what they say about huge guys?
28:38They have huge cocks.
28:45Jesus fucking Christ.
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here.
28:47Hello, Wim.
28:48Yeah, hi.
28:50You're like America's literal most wanted.
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No.
28:53Are you sure?
28:55Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere
28:58now.
28:59Fucking hell.
28:59Well, this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:03Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
29:06Listen, whatever you want.
29:08I'm not interested.
29:09Come off it, mate.
29:11You ain't even at the pitch yet.
29:12Pass.
29:13Well told.
29:15Whatever.
29:15Just fucking go, okay?
29:17You don't have anything on me anymore.
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
29:25Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't.
29:33Uh-uh-uh.
29:35You ruined your appetite.
29:37That's right.
29:38I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skittles.
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug.
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
29:48How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
29:50You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
29:5320 miles out of Rochester.
29:55Be there.
29:56Rochester.
29:57Oh, Rochester's got that honey-laced soil.
30:00It's fucking delicious.
30:05You need a shower, or you smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
30:07Mmm.
30:09Thanks.
30:09Was that bad?
30:10Sorry.
30:11Turns out talking to people's hard.
30:15Check you long enough.
30:16You slowing down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet.
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk.
30:23Mm-hmm.
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
30:26Thanks.
30:27Mm-hmm.
30:27Where is everybody?
30:33Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
30:35Mm-hmm.
30:36Go, Marie Moreau.
30:37How's your team doing?
30:37Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
30:44So, what's with the 911?
30:47Huey, MM, and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow,
30:50so we need your help to break them out.
30:53Of a vault prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy.
30:57Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
31:00It's easy.
31:01Easy.
31:01Right.
31:03You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
31:06I can't.
31:07We know how to kill him, okay?
31:08But we need Frenchie to do it.
31:10Great.
31:10Well, good luck with that.
31:12Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
31:17So, what?
31:18I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:20I mean, we are down on assholes, so, yeah, maybe.
31:27No.
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't.
31:32I know you're scared.
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared.
31:37I got a family to protect.
31:41I can't.
31:44I got it.
31:45I do.
31:47Me too.
31:52Keep him safe.
31:56We shouldn't have let him go.
31:57No.
31:59Homelander fucked him up.
32:01Fucked me up, too.
32:04We're going to need an exit plan B.
32:08All right, so we hit the east gate.
32:10We beat it to you when the guard chain shift.
32:12And we go with Don.
32:14We've been through this.
32:15I know.
32:15I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
32:17Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No, thanks.
32:22You let me?
32:23As if I die, you know I quit.
32:25Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment camp.
32:29What about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:33Mushar's got corn in it.
32:42Don't worry.
32:44And you will be fine.
32:45She's strong.
32:50Kamiko, too.
32:55Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
32:57I know what the fuck's going on with them, and you don't even know where Kamiko's at.
33:01What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
33:03Is that it?
33:04What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
33:08M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.
33:11We've been in tougher spots than this.
33:13M.M., you know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Faroe Province.
33:18Shit I saw will fuck you up.
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
33:30We are dead men walking.
33:34Chin chin, motherfuckers.
33:39We need more Risen.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
33:45I'm gonna...
33:51Attention, campers.
33:53Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fels.
33:56Tomorrow's screening will open.
33:58Dawn of the Fels.
34:03Well, Annie, today marks two months.
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you.
34:10I've been having trouble eating.
34:12Every day I see people giving up.
34:14But not me.
34:15Because I have you.
34:17It's very, very sweet.
34:19They were innocent.
34:20Oh.
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
34:24They lied to me.
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
34:28We've known about that for quite some time.
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
34:35You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
34:37Ooh.
34:38I like internment camp, Huey.
34:41She's zesty.
34:42Fuck you.
34:43Do it.
34:44What?
34:45Kill me.
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
34:49You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other.
34:52We both know they're coming.
34:54Do you remember when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59The leave festival when we tried to cleanse your soul.
35:02I remember thinking, why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear
35:13and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
35:16You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
35:19I mean, I get it from your perspective.
35:22You're punching up.
35:23Good for you.
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted
35:27to such staggering mediocrity?
35:31Why would Starlight and Butcher
35:35piece away their lives
35:37to try and rescue you?
35:43Because I do it for them.
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:02Thought I asked you to swing through Austin
36:03and pick us up some franklins.
36:05Something came up.
36:06It's all bien, baby bro.
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
36:10Thanks.
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
36:14Oh, my bad.
36:16Salad Lime.
36:17I think that's it.
36:18I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
36:21You ain't got to do that, bro.
36:22What?
36:24I mean, come on.
36:25Would it have been like a year, some change now?
36:28Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
36:31Instead of on the run?
36:32It's fine.
36:33You're a shitty liar.
36:35I know I fucked you over.
36:38Just please.
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
36:42You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
36:46And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
36:50You were right.
36:51Not anymore.
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54And Raina, your nephews.
36:56I mean, yeah.
36:58Moving around constantly.
37:00It's a pain in the ass.
37:03But it's worth it.
37:04It's good to see you like this.
37:07Mom will be really proud of you, man.
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg!
37:15Why are they doing that?
37:22Hey, Train.
37:23That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
37:25Well, I held up my end, love.
37:26How are you going to get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out.
37:28One by one.
37:29Oh, that'll take all fucking night.
37:31All right.
37:32Fine.
37:33Just as long as we're on the same page here.
37:35Frenchie goes first.
37:36Yeah, all right.
37:37Frenchie first.
37:38What about Huey and M.M.?
37:39We will get him.
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
37:42Frenchie first.
37:43You sound like Maeve.
37:46Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
38:03Shit, boy, it's been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse.
38:17They're already gone.
38:21So I follow my fucking family, man.
38:23Never going to stop, bro.
38:25Homelander's orders.
38:27Only one way this ends.
38:29Yeah, exactly.
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me.
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
38:34New Noir, because Homelander killed the first one.
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him.
38:40You smug dick.
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:44Jesus.
38:45What?
38:45It's true.
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
38:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls.
38:52You're the fucking joke.
38:53Look at you.
38:54On the run like a little bitch.
38:56And I'm with Homelander.
38:59You know, I can see it.
39:00Look how terrified you are.
39:03Fuck you.
39:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
39:11I ain't terrified as shit.
39:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
39:15You're not fucking scared.
39:23I said the same thing.
39:27It's pathetic.
39:31You're pathetic.
39:33Sooner or later I'm going to get to your family.
39:46Sander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers, it was impossible
39:54to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy.
40:01You can't do it.
40:02Finale's at the worst.
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
40:06Oh, sorry.
40:07Was that bad?
40:08How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
40:12No, I already said that...
40:13Oh, come on, if you don't give me that Huey's safe in his playpen bollocks, you left him
40:18in there because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep, dark
40:22shit you've done, let me give you a bit of advice.
40:26Please don't.
40:30Ain't nothing to feel guilty about because that shit is going to get us all killed.
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
40:37Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
40:39Good to work, asshole.
40:40Great.
40:40I'm fucking starving.
40:41Where do you want to pop out?
40:42Buck 19.
40:48Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
40:50Is it?
40:51No, no, no, no.
40:51You said I got the stick of the Vaughn.
40:53That gets fucking leasered in half.
40:54Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
40:56It's complicated and I don't want to get into that right now.
40:59I'm fucking half...
41:00Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
41:02So you're going to dig us a hole or I'll bury you in one.
41:12Try the action to the climax.
41:14Try the action to the climax.
41:18Try the action to the climax.
41:25You guys are going to want to stay back.
41:39Oh, no.
41:42Oh, no.
41:44Oh, no.
41:55Have fun in the shithole.
41:57Ladies first.
41:59Fuck you.
41:59Do you think so?
42:06Oh, my God.
42:38Oh, that wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:44Oh, hey, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the Reacher's pack I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a yes.
43:14Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:22And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:26Oh, and you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
43:37Okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41When are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes.
43:45I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick!
43:47Hmm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Jesus Christ.
44:07William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's incredible.
44:18I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful.
44:22What you've done to yourself, what you've become, and you did all that for me.
44:32You know, that, that is devotion.
44:38You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you're the
44:46only one that's ever challenged me, and there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
45:17Come on.
45:19Robbie's going to fly us out.
45:33Penny!
45:34Penny!
45:43Pilly!
45:56Don't you move.
46:19It's okay.
46:20It's okay.
46:21Just leave you there, okay?
46:22It's okay.
46:36What are you doing?
46:40Hey, dick.
46:42I've been waiting for this.
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing off like a party saw.
47:06Don't you fucking move.
47:08Get your hands up or I can see them.
47:11Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
47:18Thank you, Mademoiselle.
47:19Hold her straight.
47:25Where is she going?
47:26Hey.
48:23I'm not going to die.
48:34Fuck this! She's not coming back!
48:36Huey, we have to go!
48:38Hey, stay there! Stay there! She's coming back!
48:40She can't!
48:41She's coming back!
48:51She's coming back!
48:53ILLIAM!
48:56ILLIAM!
48:58ILLIAM!
48:59ILLIAM!
49:00ILLIAM!
49:20ILLIAM!
49:25CELLO
49:31I don't know.
49:56Run!
49:59No!
50:08Fuck!
50:10Fuck!
50:19Appreciate the van?
50:21Yeah.
50:23Come on in.
50:26You hurt?
50:27Where the hell were you?
50:30Come on in.
50:34Come on in.
50:49Come on in.
50:52Come on in.
51:01Yeah, I know.
51:02And that's what I said.
51:04Yes, exactly.
51:05I don't know.
51:06I don't know.
51:11Fuck!
51:36It's like someone can catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
52:08End of the road, buddy boy.
52:10Really?
52:17Really?
52:19It's just an empty fucking suit.
52:21Take away these powers.
52:25And what are you?
52:27Pathetic.
52:30Weak.
52:31Weak.
52:32Snowing fucking loser.
52:35the murder.
52:39Weak.
52:42Weak.
52:45Weak.
52:48Weak.
52:51Weak.
52:53Weak.
52:55Weak.
52:56I don't know.
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