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00:00Easter Bunny doesn't like people hitting.
00:02Yeah, I spoke to him. I'll call him now again.
00:05Hey, Easter Bunny, yes, I'm with Malik and Leon now.
00:07Don't believe him.
00:08Yes, no, Malik's being very good.
00:10Leon, um...
00:12What do you want me to say?
00:14Be good.
00:15Yeah, Leon's being good.
00:16No, no, no, he's not. He's not hitting anyone.
00:18He's being such a good boy.
00:20No, we're still on board for ten.
00:21Ten chocolates is good.
00:23Nice. Bye.
00:24It's all good. Sorted.
00:27Every evening in Australia...
00:29Oh, hang on. I'm coming back.
00:31TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:33What? Wrong. Very wrong.
00:35But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:37God, this is boring.
00:38My jaw hurts from laughing.
00:41I can't see anything.
00:42Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:46This is the best TV concept ever.
00:48This has been around for 23 seasons.
00:51Never heard of such ridiculousness.
00:53I guess people will watch anything for 23 seasons.
00:56This week, we checked out a mysterious UK drama.
01:00Curfew.
01:01All men can't go out after dark.
01:04This is a world we need to live in.
01:06Had a laugh with a new comedy drama.
01:08Steve Carell.
01:09Oh, I love this.
01:10I like this show.
01:12Woo!
01:13And dined out on the drama of all dramas.
01:17Maps, maps, maps.
01:18Drama, drama, drama.
01:19I can't handle this, dude.
01:21If they're happy, we don't want to see them.
01:30This week, Anastasia's back from Bali.
01:32Look, I'm still in Bali mode.
01:34Ooh!
01:35Ooh, I like that.
01:37My tan?
01:38Mm-hm.
01:38Now I'm as dark as you.
01:40I know.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Look at you.
01:41Do you think I've lost weight in the heat?
01:43Heaps!
01:44Because the skull shade that I've put on, the skulls must be broken anyway.
01:47Right?
01:48This week on Netflix, their number one show returned.
01:51And it's the series that follows people on the autism spectrum.
01:55Oh, that goes back!
01:56Yeah!
01:57As they navigate the confusing world of dating.
02:00You know how maps have destroyed love for me?
02:04This show will do the opposite.
02:06Love on the spectrum.
02:08Judd, get out of the wave.
02:09Love on the spectrum's on.
02:10No, no.
02:10No, it's getting a coaster.
02:11That's a good thing.
02:12And this season, we have some new hopeful singles.
02:15Hello.
02:16Hello.
02:17I'm Logan.
02:18Can you tell me about your dating history?
02:20Well, it has been zero.
02:24Oh, mate.
02:26You know I never had a boyfriend or girlfriend in primary school or high school?
02:29Bob was literally my first.
02:31It's been hard work.
02:32Good.
02:33I describe myself as trying to be well-groomed.
02:36That's good.
02:36Patient.
02:37Great.
02:37Not lazy.
02:38Yes.
02:39And always punctual.
02:41Good qualities.
02:42Great qualities.
02:43I could use a few of his traits.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Absolutely right.
02:47Yeah.
02:47I want to be the person who follows the rules.
02:50Edgy.
02:51Wait, no, no, no.
02:52He's nervous, isn't he?
02:53We've got to build up his self-esteem.
02:55Maybe a little, like, makeover.
02:57Great idea.
02:58Um, I'm looking for a suit for my date.
03:01Oh, he's going to look so spunky.
03:02I can't wait.
03:03What do you feel about that colour?
03:04It's good, but I need something else.
03:07He needs to go a bit more flash.
03:08Okay.
03:09I agree.
03:10Fix the brother up.
03:11Make him look fly.
03:13Oh!
03:13Hey, Logan!
03:15That's it, baby.
03:16James Bond eats your heart out.
03:18I feel like doing some dancing.
03:20His whole confidence has just grown.
03:23If the suit makes you want to dance, then that's the suit for you.
03:27Let's meet another hopeful single.
03:29Hi.
03:29Hi.
03:30My name is Emma.
03:31Hi, Emma.
03:31I've liked boys since I was three.
03:33Same, sis.
03:34And she's getting ready to meet one for a first date.
03:37Woo-hoo!
03:38Emma is meeting Austin.
03:40Hello.
03:41So you're on the spectrum too?
03:43I am.
03:43Yeah, very much am, and I'm proud of it too.
03:46Good on him.
03:47I think they're going to get on all right days too.
03:49Do you do voices?
03:50I do do voices.
03:51He's finding common ground with her.
03:53I do a Donald Duck impression.
03:54No.
03:55Oh, let's go.
03:56Show us.
03:56Come on.
03:57Please give us your Donald Duck.
03:58All right.
04:01Ah!
04:02Very good, Emma!
04:03That was awesome.
04:05Why isn't he responding to her?
04:07Give her a compliment.
04:09Austin, come on, bro.
04:11Tell her she's doing a good job!
04:14Oh!
04:14I don't think it's going well.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Suck it out, suck it out.
04:18All right, let's see who else is on the show.
04:20Hello.
04:21I remember her!
04:22Madison's back!
04:23Uh...
04:24Glad to be back.
04:25We're glad to see you back.
04:26I found love on the spectrum.
04:28Yay!
04:28Yes, you did!
04:29Woohoo!
04:30Tyler, who she's been dating for the past seven months.
04:33Remember him?
04:34She fell in love with that cowboy.
04:36It's my first Valentine's Day with a girlfriend.
04:39You just had your first Valentine's Day with a girlfriend.
04:42I did.
04:43It was very expensive.
04:44Oh, hello.
04:45Happy Valentine's Day.
04:46Happy Valentine's Day.
04:47Aw!
04:48These two are just divine.
04:52Oh, he's poured out the chair for her.
04:53How romantic is this?
04:55Take notes.
04:56Well, you got yourself a cowboy now.
04:58Hell yeah!
05:00And this cowboy brings gifts.
05:01Aw!
05:03Aw!
05:03Oh my goodness.
05:04My favourite colour M&M.
05:06That's so cool!
05:07That is really sweet.
05:09Madison, you are the song that my heart loves to sing.
05:12Look at him looking at her.
05:13I just want a man to look at me how Tyler looks at her.
05:17No, I want someone to look at me the way Madison looks at that gumball machine.
05:20Well, save some room because Tyler's prepared a special dinner.
05:24Is that McDonald's?
05:25Aw!
05:26Quarter pounder and fries.
05:27That is the weight of a woman's heart, my friend.
05:29My favourite!
05:31He got her favourite meal.
05:33That's romance.
05:34That's what that is.
05:35Now, Matt, tell me the most romantic thing you've done for me in the last month.
05:39I brought all the shirts and all the clothes in because I came in before you.
05:43Did you put them away and fold them?
05:45Yeah.
05:46I mean, this is bare minimum behaviour right here.
05:48I've just given something.
05:49Well, Madison's been fine but I got one more surprise for you.
05:53Shut up.
05:53Is he going to propose?
05:54Is he going to propose to her?
05:55I wonder what this is going to be.
05:57Shut up.
05:57Shut up.
05:58Oh my god.
05:58Everyone, quiet.
06:00No one's talking.
06:01I wonder if the question's going to be popped.
06:02You're going to propose?
06:03No.
06:03He's going to propose to her.
06:05You ready?
06:05He's going to propose?
06:07Surely he's going to...
06:10No!
06:11No!
06:11No!
06:13How do you end on that cliffhanger?
06:15I think Love on the Spectrum is the best show on television.
06:18I just feel better after watching it.
06:20I know.
06:20Every time.
06:21I feel more lonely after watching it.
06:23Totally.
06:24But great.
06:34In Melbourne, Kate and Millie Dalton are celebrating their birthdays.
06:38Happy birthday to ya.
06:41Happy birthday.
06:43Happy birthday to ya.
06:45Hey, did I pay for that?
06:46This week on HBO Max, we watch their new comedy series starring...
06:51Steve Carell!
06:52Oh, I love this man!
06:55Yeah, it's from The Office.
06:56I've been watching The Office again lately.
06:57It's so funny.
06:58Well, in this series, he's traded The Office for a university.
07:01Oh, yuck.
07:02There I am.
07:03Greg Russo.
07:04I don't love these readers.
07:05Yeah, that's you.
07:06He's an author who's come in to give a special lecture at a university.
07:09Correct.
07:10But what he's actually here to do is catch up with his daughter, Katie.
07:14That is my dad.
07:15Oh, her dad!
07:17Why is that like the biggest bombshell ever?
07:19I worked with my dad and it was the best time of my career.
07:22Well, Greg wants to make sure Katie's alright after separating from her husband.
07:25You know, the worst part is everybody keeps asking me what happened.
07:29What happened?
07:30You know that my husband left me to the grad student, right?
07:34Yes.
07:35You're welcome.
07:36Mackin' on with the grad student.
07:38Whoa!
07:40Oh!
07:40We're in a bush with our dad.
07:41We're in a bush with our dad.
07:42Do you know what though?
07:43When I worked with dad for years and I'm telling you right now, we had gossip sessions like this too.
07:46Why are we in the bushes?
07:48What is that?
07:48I think this is the husband.
07:50It would make so much more sense to me if she was special in some way.
07:52Oh, honey, maybe what makes her special is on the inside.
07:56Don't say that!
07:57You turn around and you say, yes, she's ugly.
07:59If I was her dad, I'd go and say something big time.
08:03What would you say, ma'am?
08:06Why did you let my daughter down so badly in front of everybody?
08:10Mmm, deep.
08:11Well, Greg has plenty to say.
08:13Hello, gov!
08:14To Katie's cheating husband, Archie.
08:16I heard you're on campus.
08:17He looks like a pompous ass to son-in-law, doesn't he?
08:19I know why you're here, alright?
08:20You love Chekhov, right?
08:22He said, do you like Jerkoff?
08:24Yeah, I like Chekhov a bit.
08:25What'd he say?
08:26Don't you have that stupid first edition Chekhov book that you're so proud of?
08:29Can they stop saying Chekhov?
08:31Because I think they're saying something else.
08:32Tolstoy.
08:33There you go.
08:33First edition of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy.
08:37That thing would be worth millions of dollars.
08:39But if your son-in-law cheated on your daughter, I wouldn't be sitting there talking.
08:43I would have punched the shit out of him by now.
08:45Why did you cheat on my daughter?
08:46Yes!
08:48Katie has been humiliated and I think that you owe it to her.
08:50I love her.
08:52He's saying he loves his daughter still.
08:54Then what are you doing man?
08:56I just, I got lost.
08:57Yes, no shit.
08:58Well I think what happened was, is he put his doodle into her.
09:02Yeah.
09:03Do you think she'll ever take me back?
09:05If you want to find out, you have to man the fuck up.
09:10Well done Steve Carell.
09:11And the next day Archie gets his chance when Katie turns up to his house.
09:16Ah, Katie.
09:17Here we go.
09:18Seatbelts on everyone.
09:19There's nothing that you could say that would help me understand how you could do this to me.
09:24Good start.
09:24Trying to...
09:25Archie, that's when you get when those women on Dateline snap and poison their husbands.
09:29Because I have thought about killing you.
09:31I love you.
09:32I don't know what you say, just say something.
09:34Say it.
09:35Man up.
09:35Seriously, don't be lost for words now.
09:39Shh.
09:39What?
09:40What could he possibly have to think about?
09:42Well it's something to do with his girlfriend.
09:44Sonny said she went to the doctors.
09:46Oh.
09:48Oh shit.
09:49She's pregnant.
09:50She's pregnant.
09:51Let's just see what happens.
09:52She's pregnant.
09:53Oh!
09:55Oh shit.
09:56What I...
09:57Malaka.
09:57Please get out.
09:58This is my house.
09:59Get out.
10:00Do you know how long you're going to be?
10:00Get out.
10:02Babe, I want you to pick up every bit of glass and smash it on the floor.
10:06Come on, babe.
10:06Get creative.
10:07Get creative.
10:08Oh, this is my bread and butter.
10:09I could teach her some things here.
10:11Yep.
10:11One.
10:12One.
10:12One, because you left me.
10:13She's going to wreck the book.
10:14Yes!
10:15Go for the book.
10:15Do it!
10:17Do it!
10:18Do it!
10:18Oh, she's burning his book.
10:21Warren, please.
10:21Look, it's making her smile.
10:23It'd make me smile too.
10:26Oh.
10:26It's not a real chimney.
10:29No, no, no, no.
10:30Let it go.
10:31Let it go.
10:32Let it go.
10:33Let it go.
10:34Oh, my God!
10:36Oh, my God!
10:39Oh, my God!
10:39Not the...
10:40Polyester cushion!
10:42Not fabric!
10:46Oh, my God!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:50She burned down Israel!
10:56Oh, my gosh.
10:58Oops!
10:59Well, that's getting even, I guess.
11:01Well, it's a lot better than killing him.
11:05Shoot.
11:06I like...
11:09I have to...
11:10I like this show.
11:11What do you reckon?
11:13I like it!
11:14Did I watch it with a miso or what?
11:15I think so.
11:16Yeah.
11:16As long as you don't call her the miso.
11:18OK.
11:19I'm really starting to like this,
11:20because I can see myself burning down a man's house
11:22and then Dad awkwardly standing next to me going,
11:24we'll fix it, but this is not great.
11:27I'm not angry, just a bit disappointed.
11:29Bad choice, Jude.
11:41Mate, my wife just has the biggest baby brain at the moment.
11:45She went to make us some banana smoothies last night.
11:48I tried it.
11:49I was like, what is this?
11:51Instead of frozen banana from the freezer,
11:53she's taken Yoshi's frozen chicken from the freezer.
11:57No!
11:59Chicken smoothie.
12:01At least you got your little hit of protein.
12:05Sunday night on 10, we caught up with...
12:08Survivor!
12:09Yes!
12:13You almost got to sing this with a little bit of a 14-year-old boy.
12:19Alright, where are we at, dude?
12:20You love this show.
12:21Well, this happened to Simon.
12:22Simon.
12:23Oh!
12:24Sockman got kicked out!
12:26Oh!
12:27Take out the top dog!
12:29And everyone in camp is thrilled about Simon's departure,
12:32especially Cameron.
12:33I am over the moon right now.
12:36Oh, my God!
12:38I love seeing someone from that area on this show.
12:41We did it, but I did it.
12:45Here's our new town idiot.
12:47Well, the town idiot and everyone else are off to the next challenge.
12:51Where up for grabs is...
12:53A night.
12:54At the IKEA retreat.
12:56Oh!
12:57IKEA retreat!
12:58Oh, nice!
12:59IKEA!
13:00If you win, you get to put together some furniture.
13:03Where you'll enjoy a hot shower.
13:06That would go down a treat.
13:08Shampoo.
13:08Oh, nice shampoo.
13:09Hello.
13:10I love IKEA!
13:11Swedish meatballs, hot dogs and a little cinnamon scroll.
13:16Stop it, you naughty boy.
13:17Righto.
13:18Time for the challenge.
13:19Go!
13:19Oh, that's a lot of dirt.
13:23They'd want to get a hot shower after this and rush their fork out.
13:26Sandbag has to land on the podium.
13:28Oh, a bit of cornhole.
13:30Yes!
13:31Welcome to a 28-year-old's Bucks party.
13:33You boys are good for this one.
13:34Well, let's see how Cameron goes.
13:37Hey!
13:38First go!
13:39Yes!
13:40Hey!
13:43Oh, my God!
13:44Cameron's gonna win this.
13:45If the music stops, it's in.
13:48Got it!
13:49Brother!
13:50Now he gets to go to the IKEA retreat.
13:52Who's he gonna take?
13:53Sally, you've been without a reward for the longest.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:56And the three head off to claim their prize.
13:58Hey!
13:59I've been missing the Bucks parties back home, so I'll create my own!
14:04Oh, my God!
14:06It looks very IKEA, doesn't it?
14:07Wow!
14:08I've seen that mat at IKEA, actually.
14:09It is quite nice.
14:10Ladies, I'm about to get in the shower.
14:13Look away if you like.
14:14Oh, my God.
14:15There's lotion as well.
14:16I wouldn't be saying that out too loud.
14:18You've been by yourself.
14:19There's lotion here.
14:20I'm just gonna go over.
14:21Hey, Keely.
14:21Could I ask you for a favour?
14:23What?
14:24Can you scrub my back for me?
14:25Hey!
14:26That's why he picked her!
14:29Enjoy that IKEA mattress.
14:31Then, the next day, it's time for an immunity challenge
14:33that sounds pretty simple.
14:35So, what do they have to do?
14:36Just balance the ball?
14:37Yeah.
14:37Whoa.
14:39God!
14:40Oh, no, no!
14:41Oh!
14:42They're going down fast.
14:43Oh!
14:44And it comes down to...
14:45Brooke, Keely, Cameron.
14:46Let's get it, girlies!
14:48Oh, my God.
14:48Shut up.
14:50There are my two girls right there.
14:51Shut up, Cameron.
14:53Brookey, I love you too, girl.
14:55Shut up.
14:56He's in there.
14:56He's in the brain.
14:58You get that necklace, honey.
15:00God, he's lost his mind.
15:01He's worse than you, Kate.
15:02Oh!
15:03I can't control my legs.
15:05Oh, Brooke's struggling.
15:06Don't listen to him, Brooke.
15:07Oh, she's slipping.
15:08Come on, Brooke!
15:10Oh!
15:11Brookey, no!
15:12Then there were two.
15:14Let's go Keely.
15:15Shut up!
15:17Wow.
15:18She's zoned in.
15:19She's in a focus.
15:20She's in a trance.
15:21Well, if you had to listen to Cam, wouldn't you go into space?
15:24I actually really feel like an Ikea hot dog right now.
15:27So much.
15:28Oh, oh.
15:29Cracking jokes now are you, Cam?
15:33Fall!
15:33Fall!
15:34Fall!
15:38Yes!
15:41Keely did it.
15:42That's why you stay in Pilates.
15:45Keely wins individual immunity.
15:47Cameron is going home here.
15:49Now vote him out.
15:51Well, let's find out.
15:52Oh, my God, it's raining.
15:53They've been there so long, they've entered the wet season.
15:57Cameron, Cameron, Cameron.
15:59Cameron.
16:00Yes.
16:01Cameron.
16:02Bye-bye, Cam.
16:03Cameron.
16:04Somebody give someone an umbrella, for God's sake.
16:07Look, he's soaking wet.
16:08They've been sitting in the rain.
16:10It's Survivor.
16:11Eighteenth person voted out, and the fifth member of our jury.
16:15Cameron.
16:16He does!
16:17Cameron!
16:18Wow.
16:19Kaput, katut.
16:20Ah, not much is going in, bro.
16:22I can't understand what you're saying, but bye-bye.
16:25I liked Cameron.
16:26Yeah.
16:27He was good value.
16:27He gave those two girls the night of their lives on Survivor, and he still got voted out.
16:33Yeah, but have you ever been around someone that talks over and over and over again?
16:35It's punish.
16:36Yeah.
16:37We have.
16:38Oh my God!
16:40No.
16:43No.
16:47No.
16:54No.
16:55No.
16:55No.
16:57No.
16:58No.
16:59No.
17:01No.
17:06No.
17:06I can't get my knee wet after the surgery, so I slip that on and shower.
17:11OK, but you know what this looks like, right?
17:13Like, do you know what that looks like?
17:15On Monday...
17:16Yes!
17:17..we tuned into Channel 9 for...
17:19Maps, maps, maps!
17:20Drama, drama, drama!
17:21..and if you think the series so far has been a...
17:24Shit show.
17:24..get ready for this.
17:26The very final dinner party.
17:28Yes!
17:29And it is a pivotal one.
17:30Rest in peace, Mel Schilling.
17:31Yeah, she died of cancer.
17:32How shocking is that?
17:33That was terrible.
17:34First to arrive, it's Philip and Stella.
17:37These guys have been in love since the very beginning.
17:40Oh, actually a happy couple.
17:43Then it's Rachel and Stephen.
17:44Oh, the thing of...
17:46They're just glowing.
17:47So we've got two successful couples.
17:49If they're happy, we don't want to see them.
17:52OK, no more happy couples.
17:54What up?
17:56Oh, David's walked in alone.
17:58Don't worry, brother, there's plenty of other women out there
18:00that would jump on you.
18:01And some men too.
18:03Some.
18:03Let's see how Danny and Bec are going.
18:06Are these two going strong?
18:08He told me he's falling in love with me.
18:10Is this real?
18:11We're great.
18:12We're great?
18:12Let's ask Danny if they're great.
18:14We heard the news that you're falling in love.
18:16I never said that.
18:18He was like, what?
18:19First time I've heard about it.
18:20They're breaking up the second the show's over.
18:22Probably some haven't even lasted that long.
18:25Oh, Scotty's on his own.
18:27It's certainly very unexpected.
18:29Unexpected?
18:29Who would have thought that these relationships with these really toxic people wouldn't succeed?
18:34Gia wanted to leave the experiment and then she went to Melbourne.
18:37Oh, Gia's left.
18:38Right, so she's gone for good or will she maybe come back?
18:40She always comes back.
18:41She never went to Melbourne.
18:44Found that she was drinking at a bar in Sydney.
18:47She never left.
18:49Told you.
18:50She said, have you got money?
18:51I only date guys that have money.
18:52She's a freaking gold digger.
18:54What's that kind of a song?
18:55She wants my money.
18:57You know that song from 50 Cent?
18:58Anyway, speaking of Gia.
19:00Oh.
19:02What the hell is she come at?
19:03Is it a little mermaid?
19:04Hi.
19:05Hey, bitches.
19:06Big hug from Beck.
19:07Are they best friends now?
19:09They're frenemies.
19:10They've got to go in the bathroom and Beck's going to say, this is what you do.
19:13You have to be here.
19:15I told you!
19:16What I just saw in there was, what's gone?
19:19I know you, poor Gia.
19:21Oh, she's changing the script.
19:24Know what you need to do.
19:25Take your microphone off.
19:26Out-victim him.
19:28Out-victim him?
19:29Who are these girls?
19:30What am I saying?
19:31I love you.
19:33I'm sorry.
19:34She's giving lines.
19:35What is she?
19:35Full PR consultant?
19:37If you can cry, Jack would be great.
19:39Oh.
19:40Oh, my gosh.
19:41They're organising a fake cry?
19:43Of course, so well.
19:44She's putting the vics under her eyes.
19:46Now, wipe your bub.
19:47Come on, we'll go out.
19:48So, guys, I'm going to actually say something.
19:50Here we go.
19:51Oh, my goodness.
19:53Gia, I would like you to read what you wrote, please.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:57She has more words than my PhD.
19:59I'll start for you.
20:00I'll start for you.
20:01I'll say it because I wrote it.
20:03Come on.
20:03She's like the acting coach, like, really egging her on.
20:06Cheers, Scott.
20:07Cheers, cheers.
20:08Oh, wait, wait.
20:10There's not a T. There's not a single T.
20:11Not only did I put my heart into finding someone.
20:14How would you fake cry?
20:15And you made me feel something that I haven't felt in a really long time.
20:20End scene.
20:23Clapton.
20:24Do you like what I wrote?
20:26Gia, I actually wrote one, too.
20:28Yeah, baby.
20:31It's my time to talk.
20:33Bec's like, we did not plan for this.
20:35Throughout this experience, I have tried to be the best man I can for Gia.
20:39I'm f***ing shaking.
20:41Oh, Scott.
20:42Bec's like, why didn't we think of the shaking?
20:45What now, Bec?
20:46Morally, we aren't aligned.
20:48She's really wrapped around the, that's it, that's the back sip.
20:52I'm sorry, but I'm done.
20:53Yeah.
20:55What a note to leave on.
20:57Up yours, Gia.
20:58But Gia's not done yet.
21:00Do you love him?
21:01No.
21:02Yep.
21:02Oh, shit.
21:03Fire for it.
21:05Is she going after him?
21:06Oh, no, run.
21:07Run, brother.
21:08Please don't hug her make up.
21:09Please don't hug her make up.
21:10I'm sorry.
21:11Scott, don't believe her.
21:12Don't let her manipulate you any further.
21:15Sorry, too.
21:16What?
21:16I've never in my life chased a man.
21:18Walk away.
21:19I can't handle this, dude.
21:21I am so in love with you.
21:22Is it just words?
21:23I don't know.
21:24She's convincing me that it's real.
21:25No, don't be sucked into that Venus flytrap.
21:28I literally came back for you.
21:30Don't fall for it.
21:30I'm falling for it.
21:32I've seen too much.
21:33Oh, Scott, for God's sake, grow a pair.
21:35Here, at least.
21:37I can't do this anymore.
21:38I've got a nice Greek girl for you, Scott.
21:41Look at Faye.
21:42Can I have a hug?
21:43Because I'm going to go.
21:44Is he younger than you?
21:45Oh, my God, Anastasia, you need glasses.
21:47Better glasses.
21:48Bye.
21:50Oh, wow.
21:51She's never seemed bothered by it.
21:53I feel like I've just got a massive weight off my shoulder.
21:55Brother, you dodged a bullet.
21:57That was so spicy.
21:59One of the best.
22:00It just gets better and better.
22:02I don't know how we can get crazy next season,
22:03and you know there's going to be a next season.
22:16Are we going to tell him?
22:17We've got some news.
22:20Sarah's pregnant.
22:21No, you're joking.
22:22No, with twins.
22:25No way.
22:26Twins.
22:27Oh, my God.
22:30Wow.
22:31When are you planning on telling me?
22:32Today?
22:33What the hell?
22:34On April Fool's Day.
22:35April Fool's Day.
22:35Oh, you know what a...
22:41This week, streaming on 10...
22:43Oh, little babies.
22:45We're doing animal babies.
22:46That's right.
22:47We're watching...
22:49Parent tool.
22:50That's us.
22:51We're going to learn about animals being parents.
22:54Like, me and Mummy are parents to you.
22:56Who's the voiceover?
22:57Grasslands are full of food.
23:00It's David.
23:00It's David.
23:01The man with the golden voice.
23:03David Atteborough.
23:04He's back, and this episode is all about...
23:06Hey!
23:07David Atteborough!
23:09Are you only just figuring that out now?
23:10That goes late to the party.
23:12Just a bit.
23:13Anyway, this episode...
23:14Have I told you one of my favourite animals in the world are zebras?
23:17Well, you have now.
23:18Oh, can we just get on with listening to David, please?
23:21Yes!
23:22And here's our first parent.
23:25Aw.
23:26Oh, my God.
23:27What is that?
23:28A San Joaquin Kit Fox.
23:30That is a real cat dog, isn't it?
23:32Aw.
23:33A tall grass makes it hard for her to protect her five kits.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:39They're so cute.
23:41Oh, my goodness.
23:42Look at the little muffins.
23:44They're such fugly little things.
23:46It's like a chihuahua mixed with rabbit.
23:48Hoi, twi.
23:49Her kits are a constant distraction.
23:51Hey, Mum.
23:52Mum.
23:52Mum.
23:53Mum.
23:54Don't make me pull this car over.
23:56But she can't watch over her kits forever.
24:00It looks like it's a hunting animal.
24:02How do you know this stuff?
24:03Who taught you a lot about animals?
24:05My teacher.
24:06I thought you were going to go with your parents, but maybe not.
24:09As night falls, she's faced by a serious dilemma.
24:13She must find food for her kits.
24:17Oh, night, Cam.
24:18Oh, night vision, David.
24:19Look, they glow in the dark, though.
24:21No, because they've got the light on them.
24:23Oh.
24:23All right, all right.
24:24Meanwhile, Mum heads off in search of food.
24:27Oh, risky.
24:28Yeah, and risky leaving these kids.
24:30These kids are ADHD-as.
24:32Her kits' unsupervised playtime has drawn some unfortunate attention.
24:37Uh-oh.
24:38Who's that?
24:40The coyote.
24:41Coyote.
24:42Oh, my God.
24:43They're going to die.
24:44He's hoping.
24:45Can we not be so negative?
24:47Returning home, the mother finds her family safe.
24:50Have you guys been asleep?
24:51Yeah, yeah, but you've been asleep the whole time.
24:53But something isn't right.
24:56Oh, she senses it.
24:57She feels it in her foxy waters.
25:07Oh, no!
25:08No!
25:11Hey!
25:12Oh, no!
25:13Got one!
25:14No!
25:16There's nothing she can do.
25:19Her remaining kits have scattered.
25:21Oh, no!
25:24Did it die?
25:25Yeah.
25:28Look at Mama.
25:30She knows.
25:35Now I feel awful.
25:38Anyway, moving on to our new set of parents.
25:41Demoiselle cranes travel over 3,000 miles to nest in Mongolia.
25:47Have a look at the mullet on this bird.
25:50Oh, they don't build a nest.
25:52They just lay an egg on the grass and they just sit down.
25:55Yep.
25:55And that could be a problem with the arrival of...
25:58Sheep.
25:59God, they're an ugly animal, are they?
26:01Oh, but they're delicious eating.
26:02Their clumsy new neighbours are more dangerous than they look.
26:06Oh, standing on the eggs.
26:08One hoof wrong and the eggs could be lost.
26:14It'd be like the Easter show built on steroids.
26:16One parent tries to redirect the herd.
26:20Oh, my God!
26:23But the sheep aren't taking the hint.
26:27Oh, she's protecting her eggs.
26:29Come at me, cuds.
26:30Which one do you want a piece?
26:32And the stakes have just got a little higher.
26:35Oh, yeah, of course now it hatches, doesn't it?
26:37Pop your head back in and wait another week, please.
26:39The parents have no choice.
26:42They must fight together.
26:44Oh, now Dad's there.
26:46Who's talking out of my missus?
26:48I'll come here.
26:50I'll call my brother.
26:51I'll call his brother.
26:54This is hilarious.
26:55It's working.
26:59See, babe, don't worry, I've got us under control.
27:03Job done.
27:04Are you serious?
27:05Look how much grass there is.
27:07Padding some of it, Jared.
27:07Yeah, but the good grass is where the eggs are.
27:10That one little patch.
27:10That one little patch.
27:11And that whole mother f***ing meadow.
27:14I don't know if I'll watch any more of that.
27:16It's hard enough being a parent,
27:17let alone watching how hard parenting is.
27:19Malik, if anyone comes for you ever,
27:21just know that I'll hang back
27:22and double kick them to the face.
27:24Okay?
27:25Even if it means my butt getting bitten.
27:43In Sydney, Mia continues chatting with her new friend.
27:46I've been talking to AI at the moment about sorting my diet out
27:49and it said to me,
27:50Mia, respectfully,
27:52we are not going to trim down
27:53if we keep drinking a bottle of red every night.
27:55Oh, so you cut the wine?
27:56I cut the out.
27:56I don't need that.
27:59On Thursday night, we watched...
28:01Backroads.
28:02I love Backroads.
28:04This is that show on the ABC
28:05where we go to random country towns.
28:07And this week's random towns
28:09are on the Copper Coast in South Australia.
28:11I need alcohol for this.
28:12Backroads is off to join in the fun of the Cornish Festival.
28:15What's Cornish?
28:16Is that what you call the people who live in Cornwall?
28:18Yep, that's it.
28:19What is this festival about?
28:21It's a legacy of the thousands of miners
28:23who left a depressed Cornwall in the 1860s.
28:26From Ireland.
28:28No, Cornwall's in England.
28:29OK.
28:30I can see this is a showcase of history and legend.
28:33Oh, look, all the kids get dressed up.
28:35What a time to be alive.
28:37Crowds are gathering for the Merry Maypole.
28:39They better dance faster. It's raining.
28:41And usher in the warm summer months.
28:43It's pissing with rain.
28:44Perfect, exactly like Ireland.
28:46England.
28:47Well, they're the same, same but different.
28:48Very different.
28:50Anyway, just a few kilometres away
28:52are the mines that gave the area its name.
28:54It was rich with copper.
28:55Oh!
28:56Oh, it's a copper mine.
28:58Yeah, because it's the Copper Coast.
28:59Boys as young as 10
29:00work sorting through a ton of ore every shift.
29:04I thought it's illegal for children to work.
29:06Not back then.
29:06Not back then.
29:07I think kids should work.
29:08And from the 1860s?
29:10You would say that.
29:11Of course you do.
29:11This is the grim reality behind the picky boy kids.
29:14Oh.
29:14What's a picky boy mean?
29:15They're picking the copper.
29:17Look at that.
29:17That could be the back of your restaurant.
29:19They look happy.
29:20Look how happy they look in these photos.
29:23Anyway, now the festival's moved on to the local church.
29:26What are we making today?
29:27We're making pasties.
29:28I can't say I've ever had a pasty.
29:30Oh yeah, Cornish pasties.
29:31According to an old Cornish recipe.
29:34From Cornwell in Ireland.
29:36Still not in Ireland.
29:37Turns out today is a sellout.
29:39Is there nothing else to do in this town?
29:42Do you think they have television?
29:43They're on TV.
29:44They shouldn't be having TV.
29:45It was probably the first takeaway food, a pasty.
29:48Reverend June.
29:49June's grandparents and her eight great-grandparents were all Cornish.
29:54I like June.
29:55She's kept it in the bloodline like Lebanese people.
29:57They've all married their cousins.
29:59You're never too old to learn something different.
30:01I just want to learn what the hell a pasty is.
30:03It's just random crap put in pastry.
30:05Beef, potato, swede and onion and it's side crimped.
30:10Squeeze before and after.
30:12That's top crimped.
30:13What are we even watching?
30:15Now for the moment of truth.
30:17Yeah.
30:17There we go.
30:18It smells good.
30:19They don't look very good.
30:21What do you reckon?
30:21They look dry as hell.
30:23You need a shit ton of sauce.
30:25I reckon you're top of the class.
30:26Oh, that's what I want to hear.
30:28Oh, teacher's pet.
30:30I think they're one of the unhidden gems of Australia.
30:32So would you rather a pasty over a sausage roll?
30:36Sausage roll.
30:36Pie or a pasty?
30:38Pie.
30:38Yeah, exactly.
30:39If I've had a pie in a sausage roll, I'm happy to have a pasty.
30:42Hello.
30:43Next, it's time to visit Lillian, who holds a special Cornish title.
30:47It's an honour to become a bard of Cornwall.
30:49What's a bard?
30:50A bard like a storyteller.
30:53I was made a bard in 1988.
30:56What in the weirdness?
30:57This is a cult.
30:58Yeah.
30:59The Cornish bards tap into its ancient roots.
31:02I don't see any people that look like us there.
31:05We'd probably get chased out of town.
31:09Are you prepared to keep Cornwall great?
31:12Anyway, the bards are keeping the Cornish language alive.
31:15Has you taken, paleo melon ma?
31:18Paleo melon ma?
31:19Sounds like when I'm drunk.
31:20Meth or I take?
31:22You watch the furniture.
31:22We'll start floating in a minute.
31:24Cornish rolls off Lillian's tongue so beautifully.
31:26I reckon my hairdresser would know that.
31:29You reckon?
31:30Because she's Irish.
31:31Oh, whatever.
31:32Back to Lillian.
31:33Would you like to learn some Cornish language?
31:36I'd like to learn some Cornish.
31:37Miras.
31:38Miras.
31:39Miras.
31:40Deworth.
31:41Deworth.
31:42Can you it, Luinda?
31:43Can you...
31:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow it back.
31:46She made that up.
31:47Just teach him the swear words like everyone does when you learn a new language.
31:50Oh, you're a great teacher, Lillian.
31:52He's flirting with her.
31:54He's giving her a little flirt.
31:55It's not for the faint-hearted, but I'm up for the challenge.
31:58Dude.
31:59Church is just behind us.
32:01It is also the post office and the pub,
32:02so we can do the reception and the marriage certificate there as well.
32:05Let's go.
32:05How would you say cheers?
32:07Ya Easter.
32:08Ya Easter!
32:10Well done.
32:11Turn the cameras off.
32:13We're having a moment.
32:13The whole festival's really opened my eyes to what it means to be Cornish.
32:18We should go and visit them.
32:19They're in South Australia.
32:20We don't even have to go to Ireland.
32:22No.
32:24We definitely went down the back roads.
32:26I'll be sticking to the highway.
32:43I was getting these random notifications today when I was sitting at my desk and I went
32:48into Messenger and I started getting all these things from Facebook Marketplace.
32:51I don't know how, either when I'm drunk or sleeping, I've been providing interest in CPAP
32:57machines, apparently.
32:59No, that's your body saying, I need a CPAP machine.
33:04Do you dislike the French?
33:06Yes.
33:07Do you detest cyclists?
33:08Yes.
33:09Yeah.
33:09Well, what about a cycling Frenchman?
33:11I could not think of anything worse.
33:13I'm Fred Syriax.
33:14Oh!
33:15Fred!
33:16Remember it's with Ramsey and Gino?
33:18Well, Ramsey and Gino didn't say oui-wee to this one.
33:22Saturday on SBS Food, it was just the Frenchman cycling solo around Northern Ireland.
33:27Tour de Fred.
33:28Hmm, interesting, very interesting.
33:30I would actually do a tour by bike of something.
33:33It's such a great way to travel because it's fast enough you're not bored by walking, but
33:37slow enough that you see everything.
33:39But you're so unfit.
33:40I would get an electric bike.
33:42And Fred's cycling voyage begins in...
33:45Is that the Great Wall of China?
33:46Yeah, Bray in Ireland.
33:47It's the Mourn Mountains, where we're just in time for breakfast.
33:50Good morning.
33:50How are you?
33:51How do I look?
33:52Oh, I'm a mammal.
33:53A middle-aged man in lycra.
33:55Right, I'm off for breakfast.
33:56Oh, and we can see what you had for breakfast in those lycras.
33:59I have to try the traditional Ulster fry.
34:02Mmm.
34:03Ulster fry.
34:03What is it?
34:04I already have it cooked and a lot of butter and oil.
34:06It's a standard big breakfast, bro.
34:08Come to Australia, you can get that on every corner.
34:10This is very nice.
34:11So hearty.
34:12Bro, that is the greasiest, dirtiest breakfast I've ever seen.
34:16He's going to regret eating that halfway through the cycle.
34:18The york is very runny.
34:20No, it's not.
34:21He doesn't know what a runny egg looks like.
34:23If my dad could cook that, it shouldn't be on a cooking show.
34:25After this, Pete, he's not going to be able to ride a bike.
34:27He'll need to sleep.
34:30I'd be unconscious.
34:31He's going to fart his way up that hill.
34:34Well, cycling is thirsty work, so...
34:36I'm heading down to the small village of Killowan
34:38to discover the making of Irish moonshine.
34:42Who doesn't love a bit of moonshine?
34:43Me.
34:44Excellent.
34:44You enjoyed the cycle.
34:45Yes, it was great.
34:46It was raining, then it stopped, and now it's raining again.
34:48Yeah.
34:49Four seasons in a day.
34:50No, Melbourne is four seasons in a day.
34:52Do not steal that from us.
34:53It is all we have.
34:54Time to sample the pochin now.
34:55Let you have a little bit to try it.
34:57Oh, the fact that it's clear makes me feel unwell.
34:59That's sitting probably about 63% or so.
35:0363%?
35:04Oh, I can still feel it in my mouth.
35:06No, shit, it's 63%.
35:08Now, back on your bike.
35:12How could he be riding after having 60% alcohol?
35:14He's crazy.
35:15He's warming me up.
35:17And to sober up, Fred pops into a local cafe for a spot of tea.
35:21Hi, how are you?
35:22Here, Dutch.
35:23Huh?
35:23Could you rent out to?
35:24What's he saying?
35:25Is he also drunk?
35:26You've lost me here.
35:27I don't speak Irish.
35:28Ah, is he speaking Gaelic?
35:29I didn't know they had their own language, you know.
35:31Did you know that?
35:32I never knew.
35:32From my hairdresser.
35:33So when I came in, what did you tell me?
35:35I said, Gia, Dutch, which means hello.
35:37Gia, ditch.
35:38Gia, ditch.
35:39And then you respond?
35:40Gia, smir, ditch.
35:41Gia's mum's a bitch.
35:42What is?
35:43Let's turn the TV off and go to bed.
35:44And sucker a blur.
35:46Learning Gaelic is also thirsty work.
35:48Oh, there he goes.
35:49Split the G, Freddie.
35:50Cheers, mate.
35:50God bless.
35:51Oh, she's going to neck it.
35:53I think he's very good.
35:54I'm going to have a second pint, yeah.
35:56Oh, you've been cycling all that time.
35:58Have some dinner, man.
35:59Well, the next morning, Fred has a rendezvous with seaweed.
36:02So what Jenna has here is called chococeratis.
36:06Are you going to make some sushi or something?
36:07Oh, please no.
36:08What we do with this is we macerate it.
36:10They waterate it?
36:11Did I hear right?
36:12No, you didn't.
36:13Get your mind out of the gutter.
36:14And some oils.
36:15And then we use it as a joint rub or a facial serum.
36:18How did they figure out that this was good for the skin?
36:20Just trial and error.
36:21Some parts of the ocean gave them rashes, but these ones were good.
36:23These are fine.
36:24And it wouldn't be an SBS food show without a bit of...
36:29Holy shit.
36:30I think you mean ooh-la-la.
36:32Ooh-la-la.
36:33Look at him.
36:34The guy's ripped.
36:35We'll see what he looks like when he comes out of the cold water.
36:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:38That's the real test here.
36:40Here we go.
36:42No.
36:43What the?
36:43I reckon it was all right.
36:45It looks very cold.
36:46Well, nothing a warm bath won't fix.
36:49Oh, my God.
36:50Oh, my God.
36:51What in the Shrek?
36:53Yuck.
36:53It looks like shit water.
36:54What a way to end my trip into Moor Mountains.
36:56It's like he's been on Survivor for 37 days and got in the bath.
37:00My skin is so soft and so silky.
37:03No, your skin is slimy.
37:05Yeah.
37:05He's going to be finding seaweed for days.
37:07I can't wait for what I'm going to discover next.
37:10There you go.
37:11Good old Freddy on the cycle around Ireland, a place we'll never visit.
37:19Really love to go to Ireland to see, like, the little...
37:22What are they called it?
37:23No.
37:23The Jack in the Pots?
37:25The leprechauns.
37:26Leprechauns.
37:27Do you know leprechauns are not real, Holly?
37:29What do you mean?
37:46This weekend, we're going to do a surprise birthday present for our friend.
37:49We got him a fridge that is a vending machine.
37:52So you hit the button and it goes...
37:56And then a stubby rolls out the bottom.
37:58His wife is going to hide it.
38:05Once again, I am standing on $5 million of real cash.
38:10Season 2 of Beast Games.
38:13Look, Malik, Mr. Beast.
38:15Ah, Mr. Beast.
38:17This is going to be fun.
38:18He's, like, proper, proper, proper famous.
38:20Why are you calling him Mr. Beast?
38:21Is he so named Beast?
38:22That's his name.
38:23I'm not being polite.
38:24Isn't he from YouTube?
38:25He has almost half a billion people watching his stuff on YouTube, and now he's making
38:30a game show.
38:31In the first episode of Season 2, 100 strong players were pitted against 100 smart players,
38:36and half of them were sent home.
38:39Shut up!
38:40And Episode 2 ramps up the stakes.
38:43Jeez, it's bright.
38:44Here we go.
38:45You've got the option to eliminate yourself and sub in one of the people from last season,
38:50but you get given 100 Gs.
38:51Oh, my God!
38:53Ooh, 100 K. What the hell?
38:55All 10 of them are ready and eager to take your spot in this competition.
38:59Let's see who's going to sell their soul for money.
39:02I would give up for 100 grand like that.
39:04Bali, here I come.
39:05How does it feel to be back?
39:06Is he the guy with the grey hair?
39:08He was the winner last season.
39:09He won $10 million in Season 1.
39:12Well, guess what?
39:13Let's bring back the winner.
39:14Oh, my God!
39:15The guy that won $10 million is going to have another chance to win another $10 million.
39:19Buddy, you're rich enough now.
39:21He's right!
39:22Oh, yeah, he's got the stripper pants on.
39:24And after giving away another 900 grand...
39:27These newbies are just dropping like flies.
39:29It was time to send home 50 more contestants.
39:31Oh, half of them are going.
39:32Yep.
39:33And the first game is...
39:35Bowls.
39:3618 of you are going to be playing dodgeball.
39:40Dodgeball.
39:40Until nine of you remain.
39:42This is easy.
39:43It's dodgeball.
39:44Well, it would be easy, but all the strong team contestants are sticking together to take
39:48out the brainy group.
39:50We're trying to get the smart people out first.
39:51We have to spread out.
39:52Trying to get the smart people out.
39:55I don't like the alliance.
39:57Well, that's good, because Akira, the assassin from Season 1, has other ideas.
40:05That was a ballsy move.
40:07Get it?
40:08I'm out.
40:09Akira is an animal.
40:11You can see why he gets his nickname.
40:12The strong alliance tries to prevail, but...
40:15Akira doesn't give a shit.
40:17Oh, Akira.
40:19Oh!
40:20Oh!
40:20Oh!
40:20Akira's not there to make friends.
40:22We're playing for $10 million.
40:24He got a bounty on his head now?
40:26I think Akira is finito.
40:28Akira, you are dead meat.
40:30New Greek dancing.
40:31You'll dodge it.
40:38They can't all miss.
40:39They sure can.
40:40But not one of you managed to hit him.
40:42They all missed him.
40:43What?
40:44I like this guy.
40:46Yeah, don't get too attached.
40:48Oh, no, Akira.
40:49That's it, baby.
40:51How do you get hit like that?
40:52I move like a cat.
40:54You are very cat-like.
40:55After enough contestants are eliminated by Mr. Beast's balls, it's time to play...
41:00Giant game of Twister?
41:02Nah, it's a game called Bluff.
41:03Bluff?
41:04But it doesn't really work.
41:06OK.
41:07So, Mr. Beast has a plan B.
41:08What's plan B?
41:10It's this mysterious wooden box.
41:12What's in the box?
41:13What's in the box?
41:15What's in the box?
41:16Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
41:18Not quite.
41:19It's a random contestant's number.
41:20Oh, no.
41:22We're just doing lucky dip.
41:24Yep.
41:24And Mr. Beast's box eliminates contestants until...
41:2870 players remain.
41:30And then it was...
41:31Time for the final game.
41:33Oh, this is one of the hardest ones.
41:38What's this one?
41:39This is the one where two teams have to build a 50-foot tower and race to reach a baton.
41:44Oh, so they've got to get the flag.
41:45Correct.
41:45Time!
41:46You wouldn't be the designated climber.
41:48I would so.
41:49I know you wouldn't.
41:50I'd be like a grasshopper mill going up the side.
41:52Like a mollusk.
41:54Come on, Johnny!
41:55Johnny!
41:56It's Millie.
41:59Someone give him a boost.
42:00Hey guys, Johnny caught up.
42:01Johnny caught up.
42:02Far out.
42:03They've still got so far to go.
42:04No joke, the sun is starting to come up.
42:07That was at the morning.
42:08How long have we been at this challenge?
42:10Oh my gosh, Ben!
42:12Oh my gosh.
42:12If he just stands, he could have it.
42:14How's Mr. Beast just on his little scissor lift?
42:17Got it.
42:18Do it!
42:19Oh!
42:20Johnny!
42:21What are you, the Statue of Liberty jump?
42:22It's now or never!
42:24Johnny, you're so close!
42:25Johnny, go!
42:27Come on, Dre!
42:28He's going for it!
42:29What's up, Johnny?
42:30Oh!
42:32Oh!
42:35Oh!
42:36Oh!
42:37No!
42:37Don't do this to me!
42:40No!
42:41How can they finish an episode like that?
42:44You know what it's like?
42:45It's not fair.
42:45It's not fair.
42:46It's like you shave one leg and you forget to shave the other.
42:49I've done that.
43:06My mum used to keep all the Tooth Fairy, like, teeth that I used to pull out.
43:11Yes!
43:11Yes!
43:11Well, I cleaned the shed out.
43:14Hold on, Mark.
43:15That is disgusting but really kind of cool.
43:20You know what I should do?
43:22Necklace.
43:23Make your own baby tooth necklace.
43:26Who's the Tooth Fairy now?
43:31This week on Paramount Plus...
43:33Coarse language, violence, sex scenes and mature themes.
43:36That's all the good ones.
43:37We settled in for a new British crime series.
43:39Curfew.
43:40Who knows what the word curfew means?
43:42Get home at a particular time.
43:43Oh, okay.
43:45And the show begins with a fun night out on the town.
43:47I ain't gonna wait.
43:49Oh, girls' night out.
43:51Sleep queen.
43:52Hi!
43:53How we doing, lad?
43:55Looking good, ladies.
43:56Where are they?
43:57Surface paradise.
43:58Oh!
44:00Kinda looks like it, doesn't it?
44:01No, we're in London.
44:02Why don't you come up here and pay us a visit?
44:04Bad chance.
44:05I said they're teasing them.
44:06This place is just looking.
44:07Why is everyone watching them from their windows? What?
44:09Because in this dystopian society, men are required to stay home from 7pm to 7am.
44:15So all men can't go out after dark.
44:18Correct.
44:19Curfew.
44:20This is like us during COVID lockdown.
44:22Yeah, but this one's a little different.
44:23It's to protect women from blokes like this.
44:26Whoa!
44:26Oh!
44:27Oh, shit.
44:28He's out.
44:29What's he doing outside?
44:30Well, he's not supposed to be.
44:32I'm arresting you for breach of curfew.
44:34So they're rounding up all the guys breaking curfew.
44:37Like dogs, man.
44:38This is a world we need to live in.
44:41But things take a turn when the body of an unidentified woman is found.
44:44Oh, shit.
44:45We've got a murder.
44:46She's been hit repeatedly.
44:48Ooh.
44:48Oh, my God.
44:49Is that blood?
44:50I don't think it's choccy sauce probes.
44:52And Detective Pamela has come to investigate.
44:54Friends are tracking time of death anywhere between 10pm and midnight.
44:57Oh, curfew.
44:58Slap bang in the middle of curfew.
45:00Oh, shit.
45:01Who was out after curfew?
45:02Can't be a man because men are all locked up.
45:04But Pamela has her doubts.
45:06Only a man could have done that.
45:07So it was a man?
45:08Or was it a girl?
45:10I don't know.
45:11I'm so confused.
45:12But police have arrested a female suspect named Sarah.
45:15What?
45:16A female suspect.
45:17Oh, shit.
45:20And Pamela's tasked with gathering evidence, beginning with this guy.
45:23Who's this guy?
45:24Sarah's ex-husband, Greg Jackson.
45:26So they're going to look at the divorced husband as the first person.
45:29He didn't do it.
45:29In the first 15 minutes, if they bring someone in, it's not them.
45:32Look at you, you little crime buff.
45:33No, I'm a TV buff.
45:34Anyways, he does have some valuable information about an incident at Sarah's work.
45:38What is the incident at work?
45:41Oh, you're going to want to hear about this.
45:43Absolutely.
45:44Well, it all happened two weeks ago at the Women's Safety Centre, where Sarah works as a tagger.
45:48What's a tagger?
45:49Oh, she's the one who puts tags on their feet.
45:51Oh, so they've got trackers.
45:53I would love that.
45:54A little tracker on you, Matt.
45:55Just call Find My Friends.
45:57What's that?
45:57A cowder.
45:58This will lock it permanently.
46:00Oh, so all men have to permanently wear this ankle bracelet.
46:03How do you get your socks on and off?
46:05Good question.
46:06And while she's tagging, a disturbance occurs.
46:08I wasn't there, of course, but my daughter, Cass, has told me all about it.
46:12Mmm.
46:13There's a daughter.
46:14Do you not hear me?
46:15I want to see a monitor right now.
46:19Excuse me.
46:20Come on.
46:21Oh, she's leaving the safe unlocked.
46:23Right.
46:23You need to calm down, sir.
46:24Calm down.
46:25He's probably waiting in the waiting area too long.
46:27It happens to the best of us.
46:28Oh.
46:30Whoa!
46:31She tased him.
46:32That'll calm him down.
46:34And while the commotion is happening, daughter Cass sneaks into her mum's office.
46:38Cass has got a mind of her own.
46:40The daughter's Nick Dakota.
46:42Oh, maybe the daughter set someone free who killed her.
46:44Plot twist!
46:46When was the last time you were at the Women's Safety Centre?
46:48Am I under suspicion?
46:50Do I need a lawyer?
46:51You tell me.
46:51Oh!
46:52Cass gave it to her dad.
46:54He can take his ankle bracelet off.
46:56He's a murderer.
46:57But then...
46:59Mr. Jackson, you're free to go now.
47:01No!
47:02He killed her!
47:04Bet you he's taking his anklet off.
47:09Oh!
47:10He's taking it off.
47:11He's on the loose!
47:12Not a great place to hide it in your car.
47:14No, it's not your Stanley mug.
47:16And Pamela is summoned to the police chief's office and told...
47:19The suspect's just confessed.
47:20Oh wow.
47:21So she's the murderer.
47:23No, no, no, no, no.
47:23She didn't do it.
47:24She confessed.
47:25Yeah.
47:26A woman wouldn't do that.
47:27What?
47:28Pam really thinks it was a man.
47:29And in order to find out the truth, Pamela confronts Sarah in her cell.
47:33Because I know whoever killed that woman, it wasn't you.
47:36And I will do everything in my power to find out who did.
47:40Oh!
47:41She's covering for somebody.
47:42We've got the ex-husband.
47:44Well, it could be the daughter.
47:45Or was it somebody completely different?
47:47Hmmm.
47:50This got so intense towards the end.
47:53I'm totally into it.
47:54Like I'm hooked.
47:55Is this true or is it just a movie?
47:57No, this is a...
47:58A show?
47:58Yeah.
47:59So let me get this straight, it's not real life.
48:01Yeah.
48:01So this doesn't happen in real life?
48:03No.
48:04Are you sure?
48:05Yeah.
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