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01:02Oh, wow.
01:05It's an own goal for Alan.
01:08I knew it was that bloody sausage.
01:11It was so good, though.
01:15Oh, God.
01:17I knew the sausage machine would be my downfall.
01:20Then my eye looked over to Pat Noodle, and then I was just gone.
01:24OK, so that's seven of you on yellow cards.
01:28So, Sam, you don't have a yellow card.
01:29David, you don't have a yellow card.
01:31Unbelievably, Mel, you don't have a yellow card.
01:35Teetering.
01:35OK, I'm going back in.
01:37I'm restarting the game.
01:38OK.
01:39Dawes.
01:41I mean, this is a very, very strong team.
01:46So it's yellow cards for Alan and Romesh,
01:48and all it took was a sausage machine firing out raw meat
01:52at a lady called Pat Noodle.
01:53Simple, really.
01:55OK, let's restart the game.
02:01Well done.
02:02Well done, Alan.
02:03OK.
02:04I loved that game, and the shoe business was excellent.
02:08Thank you, thank you.
02:09We've all bitten down on a shoe and trying to curl one out.
02:13Yep.
02:29Anyone care for a freshened-up buffet?
02:31Thanks, this is an amazing spread.
02:33I even have just had a whole one out a bit more.
02:36What is the calorific intake on this show?
02:38They've not stopped eating.
02:40Must be nice for them.
02:42They're allowed snacks.
02:44They've got snacks in there, aren't they?
02:45I don't want any, anyway.
02:46I'm glad when you said to me there's no snacks,
02:48I said, I don't even want any.
02:49What are your favourite meats, Alan?
02:53Tongue.
02:54Tongue.
02:55Tongue.
02:55Whose tongue?
02:56Anyone's tongue.
02:57Tongue of cow, tongue of...
02:59Human tongue.
02:59Human tongue.
03:01Is your favourite meat?
03:02You've got temptation in your mouth at all times.
03:05Bob?
03:05Oh, this is...
03:06The human tongue's got them.
03:08And we've got quite a big tongue,
03:09if you don't mind me saying.
03:10Yeah, yeah, it's quite girthy.
03:11I've got a long tongue.
03:12I've got a well-hung tongue.
03:14A well-hung tongue.
03:18Who's got the longest tongue here?
03:19Sam's got a long tongue.
03:21Sam, can we see it?
03:26What the hell?
03:28What?
03:28What?
03:30Do that again, Sam.
03:31What just happened?
03:32What was going on there?
03:33Do that again, Sam, please, slower.
03:35Is that actually your tongue?
03:38Why are you cuffing at half the tongue?
03:40Well, I'm worried.
03:41Is it a trick?
03:42It can't be a tongue, though.
03:43That can't be a tongue.
03:44You can't have a tongue.
03:45Who has a spare tongue?
03:48If there's tongue talk, the tongue comes out.
03:53Drinks orders.
03:54Drinks orders.
03:55I'd have a glass of rosé or a...
03:57I'll have a rosé.
03:58Rosé.
03:58Anyone else for rosé?
03:59Yeah, I think I will.
04:01Three rosés.
04:01Rosé team?
04:03Can I get some scallops?
04:07If you're doing scallops, I'll have some of yours.
04:09Two scallops?
04:10Yeah.
04:11Thanks, Mel.
04:12Rummers, did you want a something or other?
04:13Rummers?
04:14You want a glass of rosé?
04:15Yeah, I'll have a glass of rosé.
04:16So we get a bottle of rosé.
04:17I don't know how to do this, but I'll see what I can do.
04:22Mel.
04:23Oh, hello.
04:24I just wondered if we might be able to possibly have a bottle of rosé.
04:28Yeah, no problem at all.
04:30That's really kind, and a few glasses.
04:32I should be all right.
04:33You're really kind.
04:35Thank you so much.
04:36No, I'm not, but yeah.
04:38Bye.
04:39Bye.
04:40So you can phone out.
04:43You can phone out.
04:44Thank you, and just this.
04:46My angelic page.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Oh.
04:49Oh.
04:51Er, Mel.
04:52Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:53Mel.
04:54Mel.
04:56Absolutely shabba rank.
04:59Yes.
04:59Oh, that's good.
05:01Oh, what's happened here?
05:05What the hell?
05:08We have had a laugh, and no one else was involved.
05:12They've done this to themselves.
05:14Doors.
05:15Nothing happened here.
05:17Oh, here we go.
05:17What?
05:19Can't be.
05:21We have had a laugh.
05:23What?
05:24And this was, I mean, you talk about own goals.
05:27This is just someone taking themselves out for no good reason.
05:31Let's have a look.
05:37Sorry.
05:38Er, Mel.
05:39Mel.
05:40Mel.
05:41Mel.
05:43Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:44Mel.
05:45Melvis Presley.
05:46What the hell are we thinking?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:48What the hell?
05:48Mel, Mel, Mel.
05:49You burped yourself out.
05:52The viewers at home will watch that and go, that audio, they've done something to that audio.
05:56That's genuinely the noise your body made.
05:59I'm really sorry. It's all the flumps and everything, and the crisps. Don't blame the flumps.
06:06It's a yellow card.
06:07How basic is it to laugh at your own burp, rookie error?
06:14Some of you are going to be joining myself and Roisin very, very soon. I'll restart the game.
06:19So Mel's incredible burp brought her down. A yellow card for her, and a suggestion. Maybe a bottle of Gaviscon.
06:29Why are you away?
06:30Someone came in and opened a bag of popcorn, and then ate someone. I told them we weren't allowed it,
06:34so they've gone now.
06:37You've got to have more control over these people.
06:39We've ate on yellow cards.
06:43Let's restart the game.
06:46Oh, here we go.
06:47Here we go.
06:52One more strike.
06:53One more strike.
06:56Has anyone got a weird crush?
06:58Weird crush?
06:59Gordon Ramsay.
07:01When he starts shouting, I really like it.
07:03I used to fancy the Jack of Clubs.
07:07You know, in the pack of cards.
07:11Good looking.
07:12It was good looking.
07:14If we're going there, Mufasa.
07:18Really?
07:18Mufasa is Saxa.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Officer Dibble.
07:22Hello.
07:23Dibble's hot.
07:24Officer Dibble?
07:25Officer Dibble from Top Cat.
07:27Oh, man. How can you fancy the Popo?
07:31I've never heard or thought of Officer Dibble as the Popo.
07:37No, but technically, correct.
07:40I said...
07:41Crop.
07:42Oh.
07:43Hello.
07:43Something is...
07:44Oh, yes.
07:45Something's going to happen.
07:47Judy Finnegan, guys.
07:48It's Judy Finnegan.
07:49Oh, imagine!
07:50That would be amazing.
07:53Hello, everyone.
07:54Now, David and Sam, you don't have yellow cards,
07:57so you're going to go head-to-head in a special challenge.
08:01I know comedians hate showing off,
08:02so this is going to be really tough for you.
08:04You have to take in turns
08:05to say something impressive about yourself,
08:07so this is a chance to boast about your greatest achievements.
08:12Please take your places at the table.
08:14The game starts and ends when the bell rings.
08:17Go, guys.
08:18Go, guys!
08:21OK.
08:24OK.
08:25Um...
08:27Put it there.
08:28Um...
08:29Say something impressive about me.
08:31I, um, have a good tenacity
08:33and I think I'm strong-willed.
08:35I have occasional attention to detail.
08:38Well, I have a girlfriend.
08:40I have a wife.
08:43My first kiss was actually on a castle
08:45in Guildford.
08:48Oh!
08:49I look forward to my first kiss.
08:54Um, I have a lot of mates, a lot of great mates.
08:59I was a finalist in the Rotary Club public speaking competition
09:03in 1991 or 1992.
09:05I mean, this is at school,
09:06but I did very well in the cross-country.
09:09I appreciate cheese and am able to show it.
09:13Oh, dear.
09:17Um, I am good at swimming
09:20and I would actually even drop with a parsley.
09:23I won't tolerate stale biscuits.
09:29I won't tolerate bigotry.
09:32I will tolerate bigotry
09:34in order to influence people.
09:38Oh, I've got a printer.
09:41I've got, um,
09:43a laptop that can connect
09:44to my wife's printer.
09:46Oh, my wife's printer.
09:47The David Mitchell story.
09:49Ah!
09:51Ah!
09:53I, uh, have a very loud voice
09:56when I need to.
09:57Do you shout?
09:59I can shout very loudly.
10:01I challenge you to a small mini-challenge
10:02within this challenge,
10:03which is a shout.
10:04A shout-off.
10:05You'd like me to shout?
10:06We both get to shout one thing at each other.
10:08Okay, right.
10:09The challenger's got a spin-off.
10:11Who, who can shout for longest?
10:14You start there
10:15and we slowly step toward each other shouting.
10:17Okay, ready?
10:18One, two, three.
10:19Ah!
10:24Ah!
10:26Ah!
10:27Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:36Ah!
10:37Ah!
10:40Wrong.
10:41Oh, God.
10:42Very wrong.
10:43What is this house?
10:46Who, Diane Morgan?
10:49It felt like you needed that, David.
10:51I think it helped a bit.
10:52Although, I think my voice may be different forever.
10:56Oh!
10:57Well, that was one of my favourite parts so far.
11:00I really love it.
11:00I enjoyed looking into your screaming face.
11:03I can't believe we didn't get anyone on that yeah I mean there's a reason those
11:06two don't have yellows guys really good oh very good I think the world will be
11:11surprised that it was David who had the loudest scream you wouldn't put much
11:16money on that he's an animal we didn't know when I went to when Mexico I got
11:27Montezuma's Revenge that I had I OD on Imodium and basically had to have a
11:33c-section to do a shit that's that's full-on yeah that's bad that's really
11:42bad yeah could you have a book in a day and stuff yeah yeah an agenda reveal see
11:51yeah did they show it to you did you keep it
12:01are you proud was it like people say don't they about birth they say it's like
12:08emotional it's emotional because that's actually my child oh Alan Alan Alan oh
12:16it's good it's good just diary it's got problems weakening no no you just it's
12:25just emotional for me if that's my child you're talking about yeah your poo child
12:34you um you do a fair bit of acting don't you hmm you do quite a lot of that hmm
12:38I've got an audition oh
12:42yeah next week but I find them really scary do you yeah unnerving I've got the
12:47lot do you want everyone would you run through it with me yeah is that okay
12:50absolutely
12:56your jacket that's okay interior quiet rural cafe Jack a handsome British man in mid
13:0220s is working behind the counter enter Hannah an American businesswoman in her
13:07early 30s hi what can I get you oh I'm still deciding hold on a second that's
13:13really good is that good yeah her phone rings and she takes it out her bag she
13:17takes a deep breath and answers calmly look Steve now ain't a good time you know
13:23how important this case is to me and I can't think about us right now she pauses to
13:29hear Steve's reply she nods understandingly might want to work on that nod a bit the nod yeah she
13:39puts her phone away and glances back at Jack who has already prepared her coffee got you an
13:45Americano because I think I detected an accent Hannah rolls her eyes and laughs to herself
13:54not a laugh I think that's risky business you've got it in the bag you reckon but nothing to worry
14:00about the only thing I'd say that nod was a bit big what would you go for yeah that's it
14:08your
14:09accents amazing cheers die these are serious players I think we need another Joker here we go
14:23hello last one laughing uh Romesh could you go and play your Joker please sure thing bye bye
14:28is the booze arrived no what what what did they say can't just keep it to yourself this is the
14:37most
14:38deadpan group of people I can't believe they're all still in there they're not breaking okay we're
14:43gonna have to get strict now oh straight in there okie dokie hello um just to start off I'm gonna
14:52give you these but could you not open them yeah okay thank you thank you let's go Romesh all exciting
15:06uh so please don't look at the envelopes until I say a lot of my comedy comes from taking ownership
15:11of some of the hardest things I've had to deal with whether it's my bonky eye how much I depend
15:17on my mum for a career or even how long I remained a virgin I had to face a lot
15:24of criticism that I rely
15:25too much on jokes about my eye online one person actually said if he had two straight eyes he'd be
15:32driving a taxi but what people don't know is actually that a little part of me dies every
15:38time I mention my weaknesses in a room of people it gets laughs sure but it still hurts so given
15:44you
15:44guys can't laugh I thought I would detail some of the things that I found the hardest here are some
15:49examples of the things I got called gauzy eyed croc eyed gammy eyed shitty eyed I died and this is
15:58probably the worst one cookie monster things then quietened down and I learned to make those jokes
16:22first but I wasn't ready for what happened in 2007 Tony Blair stood down and this man became prime
16:30minister can anybody guess what my nickname was in the late noughties Gordon it was Gordon very very
16:48brown I hope that the status of becoming a teacher would change things some kids called
16:53me mr. Rajabaga bing-bong which I thought was racist but the head said all the vowels made it sound
17:00plausibly Sri Lankan a career in the public eye came next and via the horror of social media I found
17:11myself in the eye of the stormers TV appearances held another volley of horrible comments cameraman's
17:17nightmare he needs his mum there for directions his eyes are on more channels than he is not only that
17:26but people made unflattering racial comparisons to other comedians Jack Deepak Ricky Gervaisian or the
17:36worst David Bad Baddiel my therapist says the final stage of my healing is to allow you to say those
17:44things so when I point at you what I'd like you to do is open your envelope take it in
17:49and then I would
17:49like you to say the insult to my face start with you please even he can't see things from his
18:05own
18:05perspective thank you
18:16he'd need the death star to give him laser eye surgery
18:27thank you
18:30he's got the worst eye since Isis
18:43he got jizz in that eye from whoever he had to suck off to get on TV
18:50Maisie straight in not even a bit of a mercy nothing to Maisie
19:07his wife's eyes must be more fucked than his and finally
19:35his eye looks his eye looks like a grape in a tumble dryer
19:52thank you so much for taking the time to sort of share that and I certainly found it useful and
19:56I hope you did too thank you very much guys I appreciate it
20:06brave that was brave I felt bad for Romesh and I've had that myself you know people have said
20:12horrible things about me you know that my smiles like a bombed-out village and stuff like that and
20:17someone said if I grew a mustache you look like Stonehenge at a thatched roof
20:22what was yours again Alan can't remember now let's have it again yeah it's my favorite once more with feeling
20:35you can really picture the grape can't you bubbling around I it makes me feel no but no but that
20:43will help
20:43that will help you from it his eyes looks like
21:00that's a laugh it's a weird noise but it was a laugh yep
21:05whoa what uh-oh what doors oh god I think it might be me guys we have had a laugh
21:21please his eyes looks like
21:31oh
21:33Bemi you're the first one out
21:39Bemi
21:43noooooooooooooooooooo
21:44yeah yeah you are Bemi you have to come and watch with me but you don't have to go on
21:48your own
21:51have a look we've had another laugh
21:56let's have it again
21:59you can really picture the grape can't you
22:04oh we're being incredibly strict now
22:08and you lot pushed me to do that again
22:10had to happen Alan
22:12okay that's one for you Bemi one for you Alan you'll come with me come on
22:15doors
22:19I didn't get the first red card it was a joint first red card and technically Alan Carr alphabetically
22:27is higher up so first but like second to Alan
22:32Bemi gets the first red card she's out first
22:35first red to Bemi oh and Alan's out as well
22:39but Bemi first please come in take a seat you are free to laugh
22:45oh how did you find it in there I couldn't control my face there's so many funny people
22:50oh your your facial expressions it was only a matter of time you know what my face I knew
22:54I'd be the first or second hour away I thought I'd last longer I mean I lasted long actually it's
23:01just everyone else is so good
23:03right team things are gonna get really fricking tense
23:08they haven't restarted have they
23:11yeah get it out
23:17okay should we restart yes
23:19yeah let's go I thought I thought oh geez
23:22oh this is this is thick and fast I'm not ready for this I might just get on the phone
23:28for some
23:29more booze
23:29lager please
23:35have you been to a hem party David only professionally obviously professionally have you
23:41what you've been booked for booked for a hen do yeah when I was younger and more
23:47you know as a stripper no as a sort of you know a waiter just in a thong no I
23:53can believe that you would be a stripper I can't believe that you would wait on someone it's difficult to
23:59take that as a compliment
24:02so nice to laugh okay it's time to bring a bit of class to proceedings isn't it all right
24:09that's
24:11oh
24:12David
24:13my daughter
24:14my daughter
24:31my daughter
24:32my daughter
24:41my daughter
24:41my daughter
24:41my daughter
24:41my daughter
24:44my daughter
24:45my daughter
24:45my daughter
24:45my daughter
24:46take a seat up here
24:47we have a singing challenge now
24:49now I would be out with that now I don't feel so bad now
24:53okay it's actually fairly easy all you've got to do is seeing this
25:03you bastard
25:04go just sing that when I point to you
25:06amy
25:07ah
25:09ah
25:10ah
25:10ah
25:11ah
25:12ah
25:12ah
25:13ah
25:14ah
25:14ah
25:15ah
25:16ah
25:18ah
25:21ah
25:21ah
25:22ah
25:22ah
25:22ah
25:22ah
25:23ah
25:23ah
25:24ah
25:25ah
25:26ah
25:28ah
25:29ah
25:29ah
25:30ah
25:33ah
25:33ah
25:33ah
25:33ah
25:33ah
25:34ah
25:34ah
25:55Mel's got to go, surely.
25:58Mel.
26:11So.
26:19Bob.
26:21Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:27Maisie's gone, come on.
26:28Maisie's gone.
26:29Come on.
26:30She's crying.
26:31Maisie.
26:34Oh.
26:35Oh.
26:37Oh.
26:40Oh.
26:41Oh.
26:43Very, very, very strong.
26:45It's a very moving piece of music.
26:47Roshine, could you hit the red button for me?
26:49Yes, Jimmy.
26:50Oh, my God, Maisie.
26:56Yeah, who was it?
26:58Who was it?
27:01I think you know who it was.
27:03Okay, let's have a look at the replay.
27:06Bob.
27:07Ooh.
27:08Woo-oo-oo-oo.
27:10Ooh.
27:11Ooh-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
27:14Oh.
27:14Maisie.
27:18Maisie.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19Oh, please.
27:21Maisie.
27:22I'm sorry.
27:23I think you were laughing a bit there.
27:25just a little bit so Maisie it's a red card for you sorry Maisie we've also had a smile
27:38take a look oh we are being strict at this stage of the game so I've got to give you
27:52a red card
27:53okay well it's a smile or laugh that's the game yeah I mean of course I came across such a
28:02narc then
28:03Mel sometimes it's nice to hold a glass rather than suck it to your face I sucked it so hard
28:08I
28:08couldn't actually get it off then she sucked it so hard she couldn't get it and that is how you
28:21get
28:21ahead in show business I was annoyed with myself for letting that slip I thought I'd got away with
28:28it then just when you think you're safe the spectre of Jimmy Carr returns it's all over so that's red
28:37cards for Amy and Maisie four down six to go who will be the next to crack here we are
28:44look at it
28:45that was a tough one I went so red I thought it was I thought I was gonna pass out
28:48you're not meant
28:50to repress it no it's unnatural I knew I was out when I started to see stars all right let's
28:54restart the
29:03game can you give me three favorite things and I'll judge them three favorite what do you like cheese
29:10well here's the thing I don't really eat cheese but I can I can do it off memory if you
29:14like there
29:15was a time when you adore Jesus yeah your third cheese smoked cheddar sorry at number two Wensleydale
29:33sorry Ron and at number one for you Danish blue you love that one yeah what a great cheese it
29:45is a great
29:45cheese sorry to interrupt chaps something something from the buffet sorry to interrupt with a slightly
29:54loud voice I'll not take anything thank you something from the buffet cracker on a guac crack-a-mole as
29:59we're calling it yeah I mean combo the two or a nice little tomato I'm fun with a mozzarella looking
30:04underneath do you like your mozzarella Bob or a cucumber Bob I'm gonna just dipping into the
30:12guacamole dippy dippy dips in the quackers Bob's so close a lot of people didn't look to be on the
30:22offensive Mel for example as soon as she saw somebody had a problem she was in because she
30:28could smell a weakness I miss the guys I love those gals and Al everyone I really liked in this
30:36has now
30:36gone out hello last one laughing oh hi rubbish could you get Bob to go and prepare his Joker no
30:48problem
30:48thank you Bob could you prepare your Joker please oh hello sailor right now it's belt and braces time I
30:57fear this could be a problem for people this could be the end for some of us let's clench up
31:04because
31:04this is going to be a very very rough and difficult ride oh my god ladies and gentlemen please welcome
31:13on stage shit we are intimacy coordinators yeah you're a stout lad you're about to see a show
31:27hurry up oh wow the stakes are high a little bit sexier a little bit futuristic is the card red
31:36or
31:36yellow oh my god this is so tense nice and simple would you consider yourself a pervert
32:15you
32:18you
32:20you
32:40You
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